💬off-topic

[night ridge]

lolll yall still remember that?

[shell elm]

sure u are

[golden badge]

i will have nightmares about it

[modern talon]

yeah i can definitely tell

[night ridge]

[shell elm]

straight outta summoners rift

[golden badge]

ik you're being sarcastic but idk if you're implying that i'm gay or that i make too clear by flirting with you

[golden badge]

still waiting to be tucked btw

[modern talon]

😭 u r something else istg

[shell elm]

e kiss rn

[shell elm]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-hey-pretty-girl-whips-hair-art-the-clown-dht-gif-10770408252765592559

[golden badge]

so are u😏

[golden badge]

i hate you

[modern talon]

LMFAO okay thats enough

[shell elm]

let papa tuck u in tommy

[golden badge]

this is what i get for not blocking you...

[shell elm]

good boy

[stiff dirge]

my life is peaceful

[golden badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ahgee-onlyme-me-too-kid-gif-20219693

[buoyant trellis]

Guys, is lvl 43 after 10h of playing good or bad?

[shell elm]

no

[golden badge]

relatively normal

[stiff dirge]

take a break hahaha

[shell elm]

hop on league

[modern talon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-shrug-maybe-i-dont-know-gif-14913933

[tribal robin]

hop on coconut simulator

[golden badge]

the legends about league players were all true

[buoyant trellis]

I downloaded it 15h ago and i have around 13h rn (3h afk)

[thorny parcel]

At this rate you might get isekai'd

[shell elm]

i could be max rank under a day

[buoyant trellis]

wwm would be great isekai world

[shell elm]

HELL YES

BREAKING NEWS🐟

[modern talon]

yeah we have scientific evidence

[shell elm]

ur all noobs at league

yall are racist to league fanbase im nice and chill irl

im gonna cancel all of u too trust ill make a bad title abt it

[tribal robin]

I like league. Just not ahh teammates who don't know how to lane

[shell elm]

same

im not buying lol accs to get to ranked or climb

[tribal robin]

I get too mad at ranked AHAHAHA

[shell elm]

i got so toxic im honor lvl 1 and banned from chat for 30d

[tribal robin]

Actual 0 IQ ppl there

[tribal robin]

That's fair

[shell elm]

last night my wifi was being stupid so my mid laner sols dragon dude got mad and cried about it i went off on him

[tribal robin]

AHAHAHA

[shell elm]

we was losing my jg shaco was feeding and my support was nasus saying hes "carrying" no ur not ur trolling

nasus support against shen like no shen wins

[tribal robin]

I can't handle those types smh

[charred forge]

@whole goblet heres your request ps this had fries underneath the bun but I already ate them

[whole goblet]

Aufh that looks soo goooodddddd im jealous

[shell elm]

im from na im trying euw but holy balls the off meta kids in normals ik it doesnt matter but i dont lvl up if we lose

[stiff dirge]

oh yaaahh if you're interested in the story, I found a really good channel that explains it

[shell elm]

i tell them it doesnt work they ignore me and then get mad when it doesnt work

if he was ornn support itd work since ornn can do almost anything and jg too since he got buffed❤️ my champ is making a return

[shell elm]

shove it down my hole

[charred forge]

@whole goblet it being cheap is great too costs less than 2 usd

[stiff dirge]

wouldn't it be better to spam Mundo?

[shell elm]

ye

[stiff dirge]

he looked too strong in worlds

[whole goblet]

For that borger?? That's a steal gimme 5

[shell elm]

hes nerfed in top lane ppl doing jg mundo

mundo is legit ez to kill if ur team is hyper carry and have hp% dmg in their kit

hes an issue scaled and if ur team has zero hp%

[shell elm]

hate that champ alois ruined him

thx alois for runing mundo and glazing him

[shell elm]

drooling hard ugh

[charred forge]

@whole goblet and heres a big ice cream oreo same price as the burger

[whole goblet]

That's insane what the hell! Give me 10 of those! Does it actually taste decent tho

[stiff dirge]

that looks good

[charred forge]

Yes it does imagine choco syrup + crushed oreo + vanilla ice cream

[shell elm]

me when i make love with a ebony girl

[charred forge]

And for 1 extra dollar I will now get a cheese dip which I will dunk this burger and fries into @whole goblet

[whole goblet]

Oh man that looks so good im so jealous and starving right now

[shell elm]

me when i dont feed the hobo outside 7/11

[charred forge]

You can get food later

[whole goblet]

True...

[wanton hound]

I want 🍔 and 🍟

[stiff dirge]

i thought you went to sleep?

[wanton hound]

I'm at work right now

[charred forge]

Question is though can you can a burger and fries like what I showed you?

[whole goblet]

I have never seen a canned burger in my local stores

[wanton hound]

Ew

[stiff dirge]

they sell canned burgers?

[wanton hound]

The thought of canned burgers sounds like something you'd give to people on fear factor

[whole goblet]

In US yeah, I've seen videos

[wanton hound]

😭

[charred forge]

Why

[wanton hound]

[grave storm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-wut-gross-eww-ew-gif-16241977

[stiff dirge]

oh tyler's american

you fopund canned burgers?

[wanton hound]

My face exactly

[worldly stirrup]

oof

[stray pecan]

Canned burgers? Why does this sound like an American thing

[grave storm]

if i did i’d have to blow up the entire store

[shell elm]

I LOVE LEAGUE AND FEMALE CHAMPS

[ruby portal]

hello

I use the game to learn more Mandarin

[shell elm]

ok

[wet lance]

there are a lot of ppl troling with the signposts its so annoying

[pallid thistle]

"Jumping off the cliff required ahead"

[noble notch]

yo can anyone help me out lowkey

[dull ivy]

What you need help w bro

[noble notch]

ight so

how does one crack hua jieyu she asked me to meet her at the third floor 💔

sorry to be freaked out

[dull ivy]

Idk who that is

[noble notch]

i saw a sign saying i could tap

[dull ivy]

She bad?

[noble notch]

FAH

SHE BAD

[dull ivy]

Oh

When there’s a will there’s a way

[noble notch]

i’ll have to research further

[dull ivy]

Just don’t give up

[noble notch]

i saw multiple signs of people agreeing that they got to hit that

sooo if theres a will theres a way

[dull ivy]

I’ve been trying to crack granny turtle for a while myself

But she’s playing hard to get

[noble notch]

unc im crine 😭

[dull ivy]

Dattebayo

[noble notch]

believe it!

[dull ivy]

Same, good luck bro

[torpid kestrel]

I actually won something in the gacha

https://tenor.com/view/mobile-suit-gundam-amuro-ray-crush-it-nudes-gif-14949221

[cerulean ruin]

Heck yeah

[dusky crater]

I ain't won nothin' yet lol

[brittle bloom]

what’d you get

[left solar]

Jet 2 holiday

[brazen prawn]

Aight i found how to play konghou already. Grinding songs yet again but in another game

[coral socket]

that’s how they get ya

[junior sphinx]

off topic

[dusky crater]

off topic

[unborn sandal]

Have ... like... Ya'll Heard of Mr. Toot?

[junior sphinx]

Ay

oh yea

oh yes guys

im really loving this oh yea

im almost finished

keep it going

almost there

im getting close

im almost there

im so close

im on the edge

we almost there

so close

[karmic mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-gif-3746287728568117387

[near sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-no-comment-okay-jason-bateman-gif-13712743

[junior sphinx]

IM SO CLOSE

[karmic mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-eye-dog-awkward-scared-gif-26921777

[junior sphinx]

SPEED UP

KEEP IT GOING

DONT STOP

ALMOST THERE

YESSSS I MADE IT LVL 2

I BUSTED LVL 2 OUT

[near sundial]

[karmic mirage]

[junior sphinx]

😉 🤫

[unborn sandal]

lewd

[shell elm]

I LOVE LEAGUE

[brittle bloom]

i also love league !

[languid nacelle]

it would be nice if there was a guild where people played leeg too

[shell elm]

me too

[dull ivy]

Fosh

[shell elm]

too bad i smurf and get dumb mf teams in draft

i love losing games because no one has a brain fr

[tribal robin]

This

I rage quited and deleted league LOL

[shell elm]

i get toxic lol

i 1 trick ornn

[tribal robin]

Frrrr

[languid nacelle]

this is why i stick to arams or swiftplay so i don’t tilt too hard

[tribal robin]

Smart

[brittle bloom]

i spam ornn in arena

[shell elm]

lol

aram is stupid too

[languid nacelle]

i like the constant fighting it’s fun

but i do miss the rift sometimes

but also if you’re losing on the rift it’s like dragged out torture

[shell elm]

do it in ranked

[languid nacelle]

my mind is at peace now w no more ranked

i would tilt so hard

[shell elm]

im toxic everywhere

[gusty osprey]

[shell elm]

ima stop using chat tho

earlier i was toxic i had jg mundo and nauss ofc we lost

and aaahan 14/4 under 18 mins like wtf no one cant help me

i left that too he was fed and somehow killed me when we both flashed i was at tower

[worthy swift]

Anyone know how to revert outfits back to original colours?

[opaque fable]

good morning Vietnam

[fiery pulsar]

chat

i have a question

what things actually give guild funds because i have no clue

[naive jetty]

Doing the quests pretty sure

[fiery pulsar]

ill do some quests then and come back

[shell elm]

feet

[dull ivy]

fosh

[shell elm]

mmmm

[distant spear]

youtube is fn high what are they smoking???

pay to watch videos

[tribal robin]

Crunchyroll 🤢🤮🤮

[shell elm]

ok

[distant spear]

if you aint an anime 🏴‍☠️ atp idk what to say

[tribal robin]

Bro what are you even saying

[open shuttle]

Does anyone know where the engine.ini is? Or its equivalent in this game.

[balmy lava]

Dye plans, my dye plans

[brazen vale]

timing your parries and dodges is the key to surviving tough encounters. Exploring side quests and hidden areas often rewards you with rare skills or gear that make battles smoother.

[worthy swift]

Thank you x

[shell elm]

feet

[dull ivy]

fosh

[shell elm]

i love league

[shell elm]

ok

[mortal flint]

can enyone tell me to turn off narrator in discord?

[shell elm]

no

[pastel bane]

Wow okay. I see how it is...

[marble comet]

It's Dio, don't take him seriously

[fallen urchin]

Dio is the most serious guy i know 🙂‍↕️

Advisor no more

[fast rapids]

why I cannot send images?

[halcyon patio]

Its a movie

You can rent films on yt

[distant spear]

You shouldn't be able to buy movies on yt in general

[latent tusk]

hi

[pastel bane]

I'm exhausted..

[delicate pumice]

U need lvl

[idle tundra]

Yo

[fallen urchin]

Hello exhausted i am hazamero 😉

[halcyon patio]

Why? The play store sells movies, its only logical to cross that over with their media player

[pastel bane]

You....

[fallen urchin]

Revenge is mine 👹

[pastel bane]

No more heals for you.

[fallen urchin]

You will heal me anyway :3

[pastel bane]

Nah. I'll heal the top dps.

Which, isn't you.

[fallen urchin]

What if i will be?

Ahhh the delema

[raw vigil]

Why is my booty cheeks up at 6am on a Sunday? 🥱

Good morning from Miami.

[delicate pumice]

12 pm in western europe lel

[sage quartz]

Good morning from Jersey

[clear fox]

Yaoi

[umbral herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XuNuSc_bNkA?si=VGmIux6Z5Ox-8DVk

🤣 🤣 🤣

[raw vigil]

Hey Jersey! Originally from NYC @sage quartz

[steel birch]

Any meal suggestions for lunch

[tribal furnace]

Ham and cheese sandwich

[steel birch]

Thanks

[tribal furnace]

Np

[sage quartz]

Oh I was there Friday NYC is always hectic lol I live literally at the Jersey Shore 😆

[raw vigil]

Yeah. Haven't been back in a few years. Most of my family is there. Gotta go visit. I never visited the Jersey Shore but then again I didn't drive in NYC so I only went where the train took me. 😂

[golden badge]

Starting to understand me I see

[marble comet]

Lmao just bullying you a little

[sage quartz]

I leave my car at a garage in Hoboken when I go to NYC cause driving in Manhattan scares me lol 😆 Uber it

[golden badge]

I have my moments, can't be serious all the time, can't fool around all the time

[golden badge]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[raw vigil]

My brother tried teaching me in the city and I almost ran over a crowd. Never again.

[golden badge]

Hurtful

[fallen urchin]

Hello there gamer Dio was just showing me his cars too manu lambos tbh

[sage quartz]

He should sell them and get cute chickens and rescue dogs and horses

[fallen urchin]

Oh he does that in his free time, he also builds schools in africa

[sage quartz]

Lol

[golden badge]

That's been a feature for a bit, you can't buy movies

[sage quartz]

I love my ford Bronco I want two of them 😆 and my f350 truck

[fallen urchin]

Just stating the facts

[fallen urchin]

Ask dio in dms he will make something happen

[sage quartz]

I have the free wheeling sport its got crazy stripes on it retro looking but next one I want the convertible

[golden badge]

Ouch

[fallen urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/bros-bro-high-five-dillon-duke-gif-12955092

[golden badge]

Beef

[raw vigil]

🤣 🤣 Nah

[sage quartz]

Shes got the good weather now its so cold here

[golden badge]

Loll 😭😭😭

[raw vigil]

Currently 72 degrees. Lovin' it. Hate when it's too hot and humid.

[golden badge]

Are you a country girl?

[golden badge]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[fallen urchin]

Metric system pls we here in europe dont understand

[raw vigil]

Fahrenheit

Let me check Celsius

[golden badge]

Yeah, I was like, she's boiling

[delicate pumice]

Every country apart from the us pretty much

[sage quartz]

Kinda lol 😆 for Jersey anyway

[raw vigil]

22 Celsius

[fallen urchin]

Aaaaaa a beeeee!

[sage quartz]

I have -2.22 C

Today

[fallen urchin]

Whaaaaaat thats crazy

[fallen urchin]

Here its 1

[delicate pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/no-noo-nooooooo-adventure-time-bee-gif-16875702

[golden badge]

Woww I thought u was gonna have you beat, celcius?

[raw vigil]

Miami is pretty hot year round. This is comfortable.

[golden badge]

Low 1 here

[fallen urchin]

I am sorry to many nightmares about beess

[fallen urchin]

Hot like me i bet

[golden badge]

@pastel bane

[fallen urchin]

Hey i am just saying facts

[golden badge]

That was lazy, tired...

[fallen urchin]

Never been to NY but one day i would like to visit

[raw vigil]

I can only see your avatar.

[raw vigil]

It's worth it. But I'm from there. So biased

[fallen urchin]

Yeah i am also stoic and have long hair

[fallen urchin]

Lexy can show me around provided she dosent kindnap me....

[golden badge]

"I'm walking over here"

[fallen urchin]

Ah i can hear those words

[raw vigil]

"Forget about it"

[golden badge]

Ikr, now that I think about i could've sent an audio

[fallen urchin]

I only know jersey from a cartoon

[golden badge]

How old are you?

[fallen urchin]

25 bet

[raw vigil]

Nope. Higher.

[golden badge]

Most shows I saw wer people hating on jersey ngl

[fallen urchin]

28?

[raw vigil]

I have 19 year old twins

[golden badge]

Himym

[fallen urchin]

Hmmmm 57? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[golden badge]

Wowww, twins, 40?

[sage quartz]

Lmao stranger danger

[golden badge]

Mistyped

[fallen urchin]

I trust you 😛🫣

[raw vigil]

😂 I'm 49. Don't look it. Good genes.

[sage quartz]

I met the cast of Jersey shore a week and a bit ago

[fallen urchin]

Yeah great genes that pfp of you is quite nice 🤣🤣

[golden badge]

In the back of a horse😂, I'm watching yellow stone, is it similar to how you live?

[raw vigil]

How was that? Do you have a similar accent.

[golden badge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-needs-to-happen-this-is-necessary-essential-should-happen-needed-to-happen-gif-15189751

[rugged trout]

[fallen urchin]

I have no idea who those are

[sage quartz]

Im.south jersey but kinda lol they were at the Archangels treatment center opening here

[raw vigil]

I have curly hair bit straighten it. And I love coffee.

[raw vigil]

Oh wow. That's cool.

[sage quartz]

TV reality show here The Jersey Shore

[golden badge]

I'm about to drop it...

[fallen urchin]

Eeexaclty like your picture wooow 😛

[golden badge]

But now I need one😭

[sage quartz]

All people online are Animes

[fallen urchin]

Ohhh oke i dont know that show 🤣

[sage quartz]

Yeah its a usa old one

[golden badge]

Did you make a cartoon version of you or is it a random pfp?

[raw vigil]

I can put mine. I liked that one.

[golden badge]

Lol wdym?

[fallen urchin]

Wait so you play games at that age with twins? Thats coool

[sage quartz]

I made one with Gemini

I was using before

[golden badge]

I feel like I spoke to you before...

[raw vigil]

Maybe. I'm in so many servers for games.

[fallen urchin]

I used gemini before once or twice

[golden badge]

Here, I'm not in many, I've just in private servers lately

[raw vigil]

Hmmm. Then no se.

[fallen urchin]

Proof that you are 58? @raw vigil

[delicate pumice]

[fallen urchin]

Lily has thought me of always asking for proof mhm mhm

[golden badge]

[fallen urchin]

Not you again aaaaaaaaa

[golden badge]

Because it's weird

[fallen urchin]

Not the bees man

[raw vigil]

Ok updated my pic.

[fallen urchin]

Nooou you aint 65 you at least 34

[sage quartz]

Ok im.anime now

[fallen urchin]

Aaaa lexy and amoreese switched roles

[sage quartz]

Lol

[raw vigil]

We just switched

[sage quartz]

Yess ahhahaa

[sage quartz]

You look 25

[raw vigil]

😂 49

[raw vigil]

Thanks hon.

[fallen urchin]

Ahaha i know just joking but you look younger really

Same as lexy she looks way younger

[sage quartz]

I need a new phone

[fallen urchin]

phome

[sage quartz]

To decided which one to get

[raw vigil]

Yeah that's how it is in my family. But I feel it'll hit all at once. Like you see beautiful Asians and they look you ng then bam old.

[dull ivy]

New day, new fosh

[fallen urchin]

I know some asian mothers that look 30 but they are 50 no joke

Dont ask me how i know...

[sage quartz]

Depends I think

S korea they get surgery everyone is 20

Forever

[fallen urchin]

My family has good genes too thankfully i am 26 but look younger if i grow out a beard i can be 30+ 🤣🤣🤣

Soo i can switch

[raw vigil]

Oh. That's true. I need Kris Jenner's surgeon when it happens

[sage quartz]

Right? And the 200k lmao 🤣 i want both

[raw vigil]

I tell my kids it's good they look younger. They get annoyed sometimes.

[halcyon patio]

Non essential plastic surgery should be outlawed

[pastel bane]

[raw vigil]

I heard it's a mil.

[fallen urchin]

Ahahha yeah kids want to grow up fast

[halcyon patio]

Reconstructive surgery, based
Nose jobs, depraved and lowborn

[fallen urchin]

Lilyyy 😁

[pastel bane]

Hmm?

[fallen urchin]

Nothing just happy to see you 😁

[raw vigil]

Imma play a bit before I get ready. Y'all are distracting 🤣 😂

[fallen urchin]

I know its my magnetic personallity 😛

[halcyon patio]

Plastic surgery serves to enforce unrealistic and harmful dysmorphia

[raw vigil]

Trying to get good at parry. I suck.

[golden badge]

Oh you have pretty eyes, are they blue Grey ish?

[raw vigil]

Hazel. Thanks

[halcyon patio]

Playing Sekiro really helped with parrying in this game

[graceful pasture]

Not in every case, as long as u know the limit

[fallen urchin]

I see where you are coming from i am 50 50 on it

[pastel bane]

Pretty nice eyebrows too.

[fast venture]

play lies of p

[sage quartz]

Lol

[raw vigil]

Thank you! Y'all making my my head big

[pastel bane]

I'm being serious. Your eyebrow game is strong girl

[fallen urchin]

Time to knock it down 😆

[raw vigil]

I'll check it out.

[golden badge]

Ikr?

[pastel bane]

Don't you dare.

Pretty ladies deserve to know.

[fallen urchin]

Its a fromsoft game its fum

[golden badge]

Same... I need to grind, getting better but used parry assist for too long

[fallen urchin]

True true your eyebrows are good too 😁

[sage quartz]

Im gonna go feed horses 🐎 now Im anime

[halcyon patio]

It happens far more frequently than it should and leads to alot of needless suffering

[halcyon patio]

Lies of P isnt fromsoft

[fallen urchin]

Uff i meant soulslike

[halcyon patio]

Its just a soulslike

[raw vigil]

Bye. See y'all later. 😘

[fallen urchin]

Ty my ES brother

[halcyon patio]

I recommend sekiro shadows die twice too

[fallen urchin]

Byee have fun

[golden badge]

See ya later

[halcyon patio]

Goodbye

[graceful pasture]

Bye bye have a good day

[pastel bane]

Mine aren't natural. They're micro bladed. Which is why they're so good.

Hers are natural. You can easily tell the difference.

[fallen urchin]

Well i like them just the same

[golden badge]

Wait really? I thought she did something

[halcyon patio]

Why skulls? Its fromsofts best game

[pastel bane]

Huh? Nah.

Highly doubt.

Eyebrow pencil, sure. But micro blade?

[golden badge]

What color are your eyes?

[fallen urchin]

Didnt even know micro blading was a thing

[pastel bane]

Dark brown.

Boring stuff.

[golden badge]

Ok my eye sight is screwed

[fallen urchin]

Just like mine 🫨

[golden badge]

Not really, they can be pretty too

[halcyon patio]

Nah, brown eyes are great. Original eye color

[golden badge]

Original😭

[pastel bane]

There's an original eye color???

[fallen urchin]

He means its the most common

[pastel bane]

[fallen urchin]

Or i think thats what he meant 😆

[pastel bane]

Ohhh. Yeah. It's super common.

[golden badge]

Wouldn't original mean the opposite?

[pastel bane]

Specially for us Persians.

Dark brown eyes, brunette.

[halcyon patio]

Brown eyes were the original eye color and others are due to a genetic mutation

[fallen urchin]

Ahhh

[fast venture]

it’s alr people have diff opinions tho

[fallen urchin]

Forgot that in my biology class mb

[pastel bane]

Man wish I was genetically mutated then.

[halcyon patio]

This mutation happened sometime within the last 5 to 10 thousand years

[fallen urchin]

Blue eyes best eyes

[halcyon patio]

You live in the cradle of civilization, big W

[pastel bane]

True.

[graceful pasture]

Yeah now we all lack melanin and we r not original

[pastel bane]

I do? XD

[haughty wharf]

Yo guys how's stuff

[fallen urchin]

Ayo its the chad himself GUTS

[golden badge]

You're pretty, be happy as you are lol, would you do plastic surgery if the option was presented to you?

[golden badge]

Cool, and with you?

[halcyon patio]

Humanity became farmers around the banks of the tigris and euphrates rivers

[pastel bane]

Uhhh. Where though?

[pastel bane]

Is it cause I'm Persian?

[golden badge]

Anywhere in the face, so there are places you'd do it and places you wouldn't?

[haughty wharf]

Thanks the purpose of using the name. Sad that where winds meet doesnot have ultragreatswords

[halcyon patio]

Yeah.

[haughty wharf]

Yo man dio

[fast venture]

send it somewhere else my guy

[golden badge]

That's a big sword but not quite like guts

[halcyon patio]

Dovahkiin

[fallen urchin]

I agree with you big shame

[pastel bane]

I hate my nose

[haughty wharf]

Thanks for recognising the pfp not many people recognise it

[halcyon patio]

Ultragreatswords never existed so it makes sense

[fallen urchin]

I love everything about myself 🤣

[golden badge]

Ngl same, with my nose not yours

[pastel bane]

Yea, we used to have rich culture and everything.

[pastel bane]

Let's get rhinoplasty together.

🤝

[fallen urchin]

Ahahahha i will hold dios hand

[golden badge]

Bet🤝

[fallen urchin]

So he dosent get scared

[pastel bane]

jold

[halcyon patio]

Empire or stormcloak

[fallen urchin]

NOOOO I FIXED IT

[pastel bane]

jold his hand

[halcyon patio]

This will decide whether or not i respect you

[fallen urchin]

Ok be carefull now not to slip up

[fallen urchin]

Empire ofc

[halcyon patio]

Found a website that let's you flick through tv channels set in different eras

[fallen urchin]

I will always recognise skyrim

[halcyon patio]

Like i found sonic x in the wild yesterday

[pastel bane]

[fallen urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-im-watching-you-gif-16773151899168519026

[golden badge]

Nah, I like myself as I am😌 or I'll get there

[halcyon patio]

Website is myretrotvs

Its hella nostalgic if you're an unc like me

[fallen urchin]

I can join Lily i will jold your hand while he breaks down your nose 🤣

[halcyon patio]

I also found a clean version of the room while channel surfing

[fallen urchin]

I did not hit her

[haughty wharf]

Stormcloaks did nothing wrong

[halcyon patio]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hi-mark-tommy-wiseay-the-room-gif-27575841

[fallen urchin]

Get out

[halcyon patio]

Except you know, aid the thalmor

[pastel bane]

Ditching me??

[fallen urchin]

Guts is racist confirmed

[halcyon patio]

Oh hi mark

Hi doggy

[pastel bane]

I DID NOT HIT HER.

[haughty wharf]

Did they though. After stormcloak win the thalmor embassy was burning

[pastel bane]

I DID NOT

[golden badge]

Not really, you could come with me, we both accept our noses🙂

[halcyon patio]

I did naught

[fallen urchin]

This is bs i did not

[fallen urchin]

@pastel bane

[halcyon patio]

https://tenor.com/view/they-betrayed-me-the-room-tommy-wiseau-they-tricked-me-they-didn't-keep-their-promise-gif-15302245652750951986

[pastel bane]

Can't trust you.

[fallen urchin]

Whoever says that film is bad he dosent know true art

[golden badge]

Why?

[haughty wharf]

I'm an Indian. We are victims of racism not perpetrators

[halcyon patio]

Ulfric is a thalmor pawn

Bro did not read the dossier

[golden badge]

Seen both

[near sundial]

👀

[pastel bane]

Cause you'll ditch me anyways like how you ditched me for the other healer.

[haughty wharf]

Un cooperative asset doesnot make one a agent

[pastel bane]

[fallen urchin]

You werent inslaved for 700 years brah

[halcyon patio]

Ironic, please explain how Indians view Bangladeshi and Pakistani individuals

[fallen urchin]

We join the empire for freedom and prosperity

[golden badge]

I was bluffing, I would never do that

[pastel bane]

Y'all I don't think a gaming discord is a place for these topics.

Wanna like, move on?

[halcyon patio]

Back to elder scrolls

[haughty wharf]

True but enslaved is a big word .

[fallen urchin]

Damn lily dio ditched you

[halcyon patio]

Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong

[high plinth]

anybody mail wherewind meet about issue so in december update they will fix

[pastel bane]

What's new?

[fallen urchin]

Here we go again

[golden badge]

Such is life

[halcyon patio]

Use the dev mail

[haughty wharf]

We don't view them badly. But illegals are illegals

[fallen urchin]

My bad guys

[pastel bane]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

[fallen urchin]

Ooo lily hahaha

[high plinth]

dev mail

[halcyon patio]

https://youtu.be/iR-K2rUP86M

[golden badge]

See, well at least i wasn't the one doing the ditching, so I'm still reliable

[halcyon patio]

Peak

[fallen urchin]

Calm down lily 😜

[golden badge]

Can't same the same about you 😮‍💨

[pastel bane]

WHEN DID I DITCH?

[stray pecan]

Slavery was a worldwide thing indeed

[pastel bane]

Unbelievable. I can't say butt?

[halcyon patio]

Foul murder

[haughty wharf]

Now dagoth is a real villain

[halcyon patio]

Until the british stopped majority of it

[halcyon patio]

Nah, he was betrayed and reviled for doing as he was asked

[golden badge]

Nvm misread, but I didn't ditch

[stray pecan]

Aye, but we did horrific things to India and many other countries that weren't slavery

[fallen urchin]

Caius did you play with the dagoth ur mod?

[pastel bane]

You did. You threw me away!

[halcyon patio]

I dislike it, breaks lore

[pastel bane]

I was shaking and crying the whole time.

[fallen urchin]

But its funny 😆

[golden badge]

I would never😟

[halcyon patio]

If dagoth refered to the played as dovahkiin it would be fine

[fallen urchin]

I would never btw 😛

[stray pecan]

I prefer n'wah

[fallen urchin]

I am loyal ahahahah

[pastel bane]

You both did.

[halcyon patio]

Peakstar explains it best

[golden badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ori-gif-10251599447488943834

[golden badge]

If I remember correctly u were the first to leave

[fallen urchin]

What did i do??

[halcyon patio]

Pity Dagoth Ur and the Sixth House. All they do, all they are is foul and evil, but they began in brightness and honor, and the cause of their fall was their loyal service to you, Lord Nerevar. You told Lord Dagoth to guard the profane tools beneath Red Mountain, and thus he was tempted. He did your bidding when he tried to keep these tools from the Tribunal, and so he hates you, who betrayed him, and the Tribunal, who mocked his honor, attacked him, and stole the profane tools for their own use.

[winged spruce]

not ready

[golden badge]

They should make the goose this games mascot lol

[haughty wharf]

But wasn't he a bit of an a***ole

[winged spruce]

when pet goose

when pet dogs

when pet crocodiles

[pastel bane]

I had to sleep!

[winged spruce]

smh

[fallen urchin]

Excuses

[halcyon patio]

Dagoth Ur went insane due to being attacked unjustly and the effects of the heart

[golden badge]

Lol

[winged spruce]

sleep is optional, grind is not

[golden badge]

This

[pastel bane]

I'm sorry I have a j*b.

[halcyon patio]

In my opinion, Dagoth Ur saw a vision of Chim but misinterpreted the message

[pastel bane]

OMG GORT

[fallen urchin]

Same here but on workdays 😊

[pastel bane]

Sunday is a work day for me.

[halcyon patio]

Mort from Madagascar ahh bio

[pastel bane]

Weekends are Friday and Saturday.

[fallen urchin]

writing it down

[haughty wharf]

True true true but a bad person is a bad person the reason doesn't matter

[winged spruce]

do not ahh him, he will be the end of us all

[marsh pilot]

anyone play Age of Wushu back in the day?

[halcyon patio]

I mean, if you lack the ability to form complex thoughts sure

[stray pecan]

That's a very simplified form of not using our brain

[fallen urchin]

Some people do that makes thier life eaiser to manage

[halcyon patio]

Reece from malcolm in the middle

https://tenor.com/view/malcom-in-the-middle-gif-812079018943521515

[stray pecan]

If a bad person was a bad person and the reason was irrelevant, none of us would be redeemable because at some points in our lives we have been seen as the bad person or have potentially done something bad

[halcyon patio]

The nerevarine prophecy is so fun

[stray pecan]

I love elder scrolls lore

[halcyon patio]

Especially with the added detail regarding how the tribunal mutilated nerevar

[stray pecan]

Rest in peace oblivion remaster btw

[halcyon patio]

It's apparently representative of Nerevar being stripped of

1. His identity (His face was removed, allowing him to return as any race)

2. The path he walked (His feet being removed, allowing him to return as any class/background)

3. His sex (He was stabbed with Vivec's allegorical 'spear' Muatra, allowing him to potentially return as female)

Thus allowing the Nerevarine to come as any Race of any background as either male or female.

[golden badge]

For or Persia in general?

[halcyon patio]

From the lore subreddit

[haughty wharf]

Justifying bad deeds by branding them as complex thoughts

[winged spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-howard-nodding-gif-13246550

[pastel bane]

I'm not in Iran rn.

[golden badge]

Gotcha

[halcyon patio]

On a certain day to uncertain parents Incarnate moon and star reborn

[winged spruce]

what is bro on rn

[halcyon patio]

Neither blight nor age can harm him, the Curse-of-Flesh before him flies

[winged spruce]

i tought this was a tetris room

[stray pecan]

He's reading some elder scrolls reddit I think

[amber bronze]

who wants to see Chinese versions map?

[stray pecan]

Lemme see

[halcyon patio]

I have the nerevarine prophecy memorized

[marsh pilot]

Vivec punching air because he can't truly be anything like the neraverine

[halcyon patio]

Fr

[amber bronze]

I dm’ed you

[halcyon patio]

I view the tribunal as different parts of a game metaphorically speaking. Vivec being the narrative, Sotha Sil as the code holding things together

Almalexia is the one that doesnt fit well

[marsh pilot]

Vivec could represent lore and Almelexia the surface narrative

[halcyon patio]

That works based on Sotha sils dialog in eso

Sotha Sil does consider Ayem to be the better story teller

[halcyon patio]

Vivec craves radical freedom - the death of all limits and restrictions. He wishes to be all things at all times. Every race, every gender, every hero, both divine and finite... but in the end, he can only be Vivec.

[haughty wharf]

Accept that and do more good . If I did bad then I am a bad person. And I agree that I have done bad stuff

[halcyon patio]

Adding onto my point, Dagoth Ur in his insanity believes it is a wargame where he is a protagonist too

[haughty wharf]

Why are we in morrowind now. What happened to empire vs stormcloaks

[halcyon patio]

The follow up lines to this quote are great "isn't it enough to be a god?" "Not even remotely"

[fallen urchin]

Vivec best guy

[marsh pilot]

I mean maybe? i don't necessarily think a person is just the sum of their actions

[halcyon patio]

The better game came up

[halcyon patio]

I wouldn't say that much, he does hold a meteor suspended in time for multiple centuries as a form of control

[marsh pilot]

when it comes to empire vs stormcloaks, i think they're both stupid and destined to fail

[halcyon patio]

Which in some interpretations is his literal dung

[haughty wharf]

They are. That's what karma is all about. You are sum of your actions and their reactions

[fallen urchin]

Honestly i thought he did it cuse he didnt have the power to afully stop it

[marsh pilot]

I don't believe in Karma lmao

[halcyon patio]

It is solely to punish the Dunmer if they stopped loving him

Vivec city no longer exists

[haughty wharf]

Morrowind is not the better game. But every person is entitled to their choices

[fallen urchin]

Yeah it got boomed

[fiery pulsar]

hello chat

[halcyon patio]

Its better in nearly every way

[haughty wharf]

Pls explain.

[marsh pilot]

Morrowind is better because the Dremora threaten to assault you if you keep harrasing them

[halcyon patio]

Better story, better magic, better world design

[stray pecan]

And in oblivionwe just hunt them down on their home territory

[haughty wharf]

But in Skyrim dragon born is stronger than them so they cannot retaliate

[haughty wharf]

How I still don't understand. I have played both games and liked Skyrim more

[marsh pilot]

I wish cyrodil was a jungle in Oblivion man. with roman empire stuff and the Colovian/Nibinay split

[halcyon patio]

Replay morrowind with your eyes open

[stray pecan]

Morrowind has better magic no doubt but world design? Questionable

Better story, definitely

[halcyon patio]

That would've been amazing, its a shame lotr changed their vision

[stray pecan]

But not world design

[haughty wharf]

Who keeps their eyes closed while playing.

[halcyon patio]

Nah, the foreignness of vvardenfell is superior to the snowy tundra

[marsh pilot]

and tbh, it wouldn't have been that bad if it actually looked and felt like lotr. it just feels like generic psuedo-high fantasy to me

[halcyon patio]

The fields of ash around red mountain, the mushroom trees

[haughty wharf]

It's more novel than Skyrim I agree but not better

[halcyon patio]

Though it did allow for some extra chim details

Gotta love Chim lore

[untold rivet]

please help me vote on
#📝game-suggestion message

[haughty wharf]

Agree to that

[marsh pilot]

Skyrim's world building and world design would be so much better if they kept the weird stufdf and OG Nordic pantheon

[stray pecan]

Solstheim exists? But skyrim itself has more immersive and grounded design, which I personally prefer as many others do

[haughty wharf]

Agree with that too brother

[halcyon patio]

I yearn for Elsweyr, i need to liberate my fellow Khajiit from the yoke of the thalmor

[marsh pilot]

giving them the emperial pantheon is cool because I feel like it's kinda realistic for their culture to be heavily influenced like that but

[halcyon patio]

I disliked solstheim personally

[haughty wharf]

I thought khajit voluntarily joined the thalmor

[stray pecan]

Bruh

[halcyon patio]

After the thalmor stole the moons

[lapis snow]

hello guys is there a code channel in this server?

[haughty wharf]

Do thalmor have that power

[marsh pilot]

probably not. i think they just lied

[halcyon patio]

They crippled the Khajiit by removing a key factor in their biology and used it to make the khajiit think they returned them

[haughty wharf]

I thought they just timed their research and claimed that they bought back the moons and khajit joined them

[stray pecan]

They're the most powerful race in tamriel I think

[marsh pilot]

do the thalmor have a huge military or something? how did they take over so quick

[halcyon patio]

Yeah, plus bosmer and khajiit slave forces

[marsh pilot]

I mf HATE the Empire bruh. I'm praying on the downfall of the empire every night

[stray pecan]

The empire weren't evil man

[halcyon patio]

That would be the death of nirn

[marsh pilot]

definitely not evil

[stray pecan]

They're necessary

[haughty wharf]

But I don't think they have power to take away moons.

[marsh pilot]

but they're cowardly, make some of the worst decisions, and are overall just annoying imo

[stray pecan]

Well, about that

[halcyon patio]

Which empire though, the one in skyrim isnt the same one in oblivion and prior games

[stray pecan]

What decisions?

[marsh pilot]

I just mean that in the 4E

skyrim times

[marsh pilot]

abandoning Hammerfell

[halcyon patio]

The empire had no other choice but to accept the white gold concordate

It allows them to take advantage of the quick refresh rate of human civilizations

[haughty wharf]

Same it's a beauracratic corrupt system of power possession. Bring back independent customs

[halcyon patio]

The nords are intrinsically linked to the empire

[earnest elm]

any one wanna play?

[marsh pilot]

true

I don't like them either LMAO

[stray pecan]

If they didn't agree to the white gold concordate they would've been annihilated

[fallen urchin]

Skyrim is the empire

Imo hahaha

[halcyon patio]

Cyrodiil is almost certainly the heartland of the empire

[haughty wharf]

Agreeing to white gold concordant also leads to heir destruction. It's a short sighted move

[halcyon patio]

Its the opposite, its allows human populations to increase and fortify

[stray pecan]

Not really, what other decision did they have? It was either the complete and total destruction of tamriel or hammerfell

[marsh pilot]

true but they should've pushed and moved most of their forces to other countries in the continent first and then tried to retaliate. remember, the Thalmor are gonna genocide everyone anyways. you don't want them to put you in a compromised position like that just to survive a little longer

[fiery pulsar]

i have a question how do i get guild funds for leisure guilds?

[fallen urchin]

It was a stratigic move to have a better idea in the future 😅🤣

[stray pecan]

You don't understand they had no forces left, that war was the most brutal war in tamriel history

[halcyon patio]

Ask in the questions channel

[fiery pulsar]

fair enough

[haughty wharf]

Nah. They wouldn't. Empire removed thalmor after they took over imperial city. Thay had more strength if hammerfel itself can resist thalmor . With help of hammerfel they could have defeated the thalmor

[hidden sentinel]

[halcyon patio]

The empire was severely weakened when the war started

[sage quartz]

[stray pecan]

They couldn't, have you read into this?

[halcyon patio]

The reman empire was still reclaiming lost lands

[stray pecan]

The whole reason the thalmor began the war was because the imperial empire was weakened

[marsh pilot]

now that you say that, how many humans were left in the empire after that war?

[haughty wharf]

And whose fault is that? Their beauracratic system is the cause.

[halcyon patio]

Maybe the whole oblivion crisis and their leadership being entirely eradicated

[stray pecan]

Uh no, it was the oblivion crisis

[marsh pilot]

the Hoonding needs to incarnate in someone again so they can go to the summerset isles and nuke it

[halcyon patio]

Are you forgetting Mehrunes Dagon himself manifested in the flesh within the imperial city

[haughty wharf]

It's what the empire decided seeing it's losses. If they had guts and taking into account human refresh rate and elfe annihilation in the battle of red ring maybe empire could have fought back

[stray pecan]

No, they really couldn't

[haughty wharf]

And akayosh came in with sacrifice of martin septim as soon as mehrunes invaded

[stray pecan]

Yeah, by that point a significant portion of the empire had been destroyed

[vernal charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL6rUxTWl1g

[halcyon patio]

After the region had already be suffering numerous unexpected attacks at a time of intense political strife

[golden badge]

Was there a 1?

[haughty wharf]

Why is there a intense political strife in the Empire?

[vernal charm]

Yeah

[stray pecan]

No emperor

[vernal charm]

Never heard of it until just now

[golden badge]

Gotcha

[marsh pilot]

does moon sugar addiction make you ripped?

[vernal charm]

It's on crunchyroll but ehhh, crunchryoll...

[halcyon patio]

It wasnt even a century ago that the empire dealt the imperial simulacrum, no emperor or living heirs

[haughty wharf]

It's the empire's fault that the king was murdered . He needed better combat skills.

[halcyon patio]

90 year old man btw

[haughty wharf]

Why did that happen bro

[haughty wharf]

Ok I will give you that

[halcyon patio]

Go read some lore bud

[stray pecan]

Bro what??

[halcyon patio]

The uesp is free to use

Fun fact the unofficial elder scrolls pages is older than google

[stray pecan]

Sure while we're at it why didn't we just soul trap the emperor

True

I love the elder scrolsl

If they mess up 6 then

Bethesda will no longer know peace

[halcyon patio]

I trust in Todd

[haughty wharf]

Oh they will mess up elder scrolls 6 big time. I have faith in Todd that he will mess it up.

[halcyon patio]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-club-todd-howard-elder-scrolls-oblivion-gif-27500592

[stray pecan]

I also have faith in todd

[halcyon patio]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-bethesda-elder-scrolls-oblivion-laughing-gif-27490544

[stray pecan]

He will bring us back to thr glory days

[halcyon patio]

It will be another morrowind

[stray pecan]

A modernised morrowind would win game of the year

[halcyon patio]

Just like morrowind saved bethesda in the early 2000s, es6 will save modern bethesda

[halcyon patio]

Graphic overhaul and slight combat adjustments

Thats all morrowind needs

[stray pecan]

And some modern redesign of the world for sure

[halcyon patio]

No fast travel though

[haughty wharf]

There is skywind

[stray pecan]

I have hopes but don't set them too high

[halcyon patio]

I never fast travel beyond carriages in later scrolls games

[haughty wharf]

Sorry but morrowind was better than oblivion

[vernal charm]

[stray pecan]

I always prefer survival mode in skyrim, its a neat function

[halcyon patio]

Yes, you're correct

[halcyon patio]

Jade beauties got me feeling like Sotha Sil

[stray pecan]

They'll never make another dlc like the shivering isles though 🥀

[haughty wharf]

Pls play vigilant mod you'll love it

[halcyon patio]

Honestly, Dragonborn dlc is lowkey better

[haughty wharf]

It's actually better

[halcyon patio]

Play gate to sovngarde

Its an amazing mod list on nexus

[stray pecan]

I don't mod skyrim anymore

[halcyon patio]

Way smaller than lorerim too

[haughty wharf]

I only play modded skyrim

[halcyon patio]

Im playing modded elden ring atm

[stray pecan]

Modding it is just a headache, no matter how stable your list you won't know if there's issues with your playthrough until like 80 hours in when it's too late

[halcyon patio]

Convergence mod is so peak

Doing a frenzied flame run

Mohg beat the allegations

[stray pecan]

Mohg files will drop next week

[halcyon patio]

Hes innocent!!

Miquella caused it

[bitter sluice]

Hi guys

[halcyon patio]

Yo, what's good?

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-yo-hi-bonjour-hello-gif-16110993206874302841

[bitter sluice]

it is hot as hell in this room I'm in

[halcyon patio]

I feel that

[bitter sluice]

I just took a shower and I feel all sweaty already

[halcyon patio]

Rip

Ive found a damp shirt helps

Not dripping damp, but slightly damp with cold water

[bitter sluice]

I'm not even home either my mom decided to have dinner at a friend's house

[halcyon patio]

Thats rough

Wishing you good luck

[dull ivy]

That’s rough bro, here’s a fosh to cheers you up

[haughty wharf]

That's true but that also part of fun

[halcyon patio]

Also that advive only works in dry heat

High humidity nullifies the effect

[bitter sluice]

I like how it looks I'm really happy about this image

[halcyon patio]

https://youtu.be/1goAp0XmhZQ

This will help, trust

[dull ivy]

Glad it helped

[halcyon patio]

https://tenor.com/view/fsh-spin-gif-14400153594659663270

[bitter sluice]

That one not so much

[halcyon patio]

"Don't cry, i am just a fish" 🗣🗣🗣

[haughty wharf]

I cannot send images for some reason

[bitter sluice]

I prefer the first one

[dull ivy]

🙁

[halcyon patio]

"My mouth is full of hooks that i bite"🗣🗣🗣

[bitter sluice]

Yeah that's nice

I like that look at the face

[halcyon patio]

The giant sunfish is cursed af

[dull ivy]

I like fosh🐠

[halcyon patio]

Look how small the person is

[dull ivy]

That’s a big fosh

[light elbow]

what other games do y'all play? I'm usually active in dota and terraria

[dull ivy]

I like Foshing simulator

[halcyon patio]

Terraria is based

Modded or unmodded

[light elbow]

this game is just a bit coffee break to me lol but I enjoyed the trials so far

[light elbow]

not modded

[halcyon patio]

Personally, Terraria requires calamity to be fun

[halcyon patio]

Very nice, if you can i recommend the calamity mod

[light elbow]

i usually play with my co workers

we also got a save in stardew valley

[bitter sluice]

I'd like to play terraria but i get overwhelmed really easily

From what I've seen it sounds a little intense

[halcyon patio]

Its fairly cozy lowkey

Journey mode is great for chilling

[bitter sluice]

Can't afford it rn though lol

[halcyon patio]

https://youtu.be/5GcPA3C0QeI

The ost for the calamity mod is unfathomably peak

One of my favorite tracks in a game ever

[bitter sluice]

Osts play a really important part in games

[halcyon patio]

It makes yharons fight emotional lowkey

[bitter sluice]

Id cry in the middle of it

[halcyon patio]

This is my message to my master
This is a fight you cannot win
I think that past your great disasters
Their victory stirs below your skin
If you proceed, I will not blame you
I will move forth and win your war
But if I should die before you continue
You shall have heard my final dying roar

https://youtu.be/vS2SIGF3qhk

[bitter sluice]

Dragons are amazing man

[halcyon patio]

Also stained, brutal calamity

I love how its split into three segments, each representing a different perspective

From the boss itself to the player as well

[bitter sluice]

That's really nice, I like that you put thought into it

[halcyon patio]

I love the calamity mod

[pastel bane]

I like cheesecake.

[bitter sluice]

I like long haired men

[halcyon patio]

Though the ost that makes me cry the most is soul of cinder

The plin plin plon of gwyns theme as the soul of cinder, the embodiment of the first flame calls forth the first and strongest person to ever link the flame

[halcyon patio]

Does middle back length count?

[bitter sluice]

Don't worry about it

[halcyon patio]

I yearn for dmc6

We need more hacknslash games

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

[vagrant steeple]

Can someone help with the prison achievement I can't get 8 hours it just keeps saying 2 hours at most

[inland spade]

Hey ya’ll, can someone help me in defeating this witch woman? Forgot her name but shes so hard to kill :/

[opaque fable]

How many quests are bugged tbh? These early regions are more pain

[haughty wharf]

Is it necessary to have prison achievement?

[opaque fable]

And once i miss 2 weeks, i will need to do 900% extra work over time, madness

[vagrant steeple]

No but I want the outfit

[flat carbon]

Where is the Lf friends Chanel

[opaque fable]

#looking-for-group

The another and the guild channel got deleted

[flat carbon]

Thx laz

[untold rivet]

kindly help me upvote this

#📝game-suggestion message

[vapid hedge]

@frosty canyon bro

[frosty canyon]

screenshot the board XD

[vapid hedge]

waitt

[vapid hedge]

@frosty canyon help

[frosty canyon]

first do this, I'm assuming the soldier will chase your general all the way

[vapid hedge]

WTF I LOST

[frosty canyon]

???

[frosty canyon]

huh... I assumed the soldier would chase all the way, I guess not

I guess I gotta do 1 step by 1 step ;v

[frosty canyon]

do the red arrow, wondering which move the AI does

[vapid hedge]

not king to left? because its secure our wagon/canon

[frosty canyon]

I mean you can, I personally don't really like cannon but yea it is a better move

[vapid hedge]

bro pls read DM

[light thunder]

guys

[vapid hedge]

@frosty canyon new haha

[light thunder]

how do i fight the demon goose if i heal it before

[frosty canyon]

move the cannon at the top away from enemy general, your rook will be captured no matter what

[opaque fable]

i never finished these chess games

[light thunder]

chess is absolutely bad

[vapid hedge]

i mistakenly made him kindred spriit which is very hard chess

[opaque fable]

horrible imo

[vapid hedge]

the one u playing is friendly which is easiest

[vapid hedge]

ok now i will listen to u @frosty canyon

[light thunder]

work hard bro or u may not pass it

[frosty canyon]

move general up

[light thunder]

.

[vapid hedge]

can u join my vc?

[opaque fable]

need an option to pay x amount of coin to bypass these annoying minigames

[frosty canyon]

won't be able to speak tho

[vapid hedge]

is there option?

[vapid hedge]

ok proceed the game bro pls

[opaque fable]

no , sadly

[frosty canyon]

keep moving soldier until enemy move their cannon. if they didn't move the cannon then just continue moving until that spot on the arrow.

[frosty canyon]

lol, move your bodyguard to be behind your rook, then continue with the soldier moving until the red arrow spot

[vapid hedge]

which is bodyguard which is rook

[halcyon patio]

Bros cheating at chess

Embarrassing

[vapid hedge]

this is kindred spirit guy, 100% more harder AI

[frosty canyon]

the one that I drew the arrow for it to move is the bodyguard

[frosty canyon]

kindred spirit just means you've played with him too many times that he already chummy with you lol, also why I said you already gotten all the rewards other than victory reward

[halcyon patio]

Eh, skill issue

[vapid hedge]

the hardness of the AI is harder because i get 100 commerce coin when i win instead of 10

[frosty canyon]

I can show you harder AI, which is Ye Buxiu, I can't beat him on highest difficulty

[halcyon patio]

Is the rules ingame the same as irl chess?

[frosty canyon]

continue moving your soldier

[frosty canyon]

Chinese Chess? yes, same rules, also why I love it :P

Ye Buxiu freaking difficult tho, you're checked at the start and always end up losing your 车

[halcyon patio]

Ah i see, i have no experience with chinese chess

[frosty canyon]

move the soldier forward again, the opponent should move the elephant

[vapid hedge]

ok then?

[frosty canyon]

move again, let the elephant capture your soldier and you can capture the elephant

if they don't, you still check the general on the next move after

[halcyon patio]

What are the primary differences between chinese and western chess

[frosty canyon]

it's less complicated after learning how Chinese Chess is played, and it's more tactical and prone to mistakes because of how structured yet chaotic it is

Western Chess has stuff like "Castle" (swapping King and Rook position), Chinese Chess has none of that so it's easier to learn all the rules

[halcyon patio]

I see

[frosty canyon]

you win :P

[vapid hedge]

thanksss broo i got my sentient being

[frosty canyon]

naise :P

[vapid hedge]

thank so much

[frosty canyon]

try playing against Ye Buxiu in Blissful Retreat (dreamworld area if you already cleared the story), that guy is way worse, every move you lose your army

[vapid hedge]

kaifeng or where is that

[frosty canyon]

Qinghe, at Blissful Retreat. If Blissful Retreat is already burned down, you need to go to the dreamworld Blissful Retreat to play against that NPC

he has a daily cap on how many matches you can play against him, earning you the commerce coins

[vapid hedge]

ahh ts hard

[vapid hedge]

have u 100% qinghe?

[frosty canyon]

his easiest difficulty is 3x harder than that NPC you just faced

or even more

[frosty canyon]

nope, 91%, haven't been doing some of the encounters :P

[vapid hedge]

how do i access dreamworld?

[vapid hedge]

where to find this item for this craazy beggar in harvestfall village

[frosty canyon]

do you see a world boss icon in Blissful Retreat?

Go there and interact with the item at that location, it'll trigger a series of stuff

[vapid hedge]

this? i see ye buxiu but he never shiw up

[frosty canyon]

unsure, heavenfall village is the one place I've been skipping because it's annoying (the things there ask you to go everywhere in Qinghe, it's bs)

[frosty canyon]

no, this icon but it's red