#Kill all flashlight users.

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patent palm
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I hate them. they are a crutch for lack of skill. I want everyone who picks up a PRO FLASHLIGHT ONLY!!! to instantly die. Basic flashlights are ok though. also delete the lamps on Rend, Dine, and Titan.

hidden rover
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you're the type of guy that plays with brightness on max just so you can save up credits

hidden rover
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what are you saving up for my guy🙏

patent palm
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+i like having no flashlight

hidden rover
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aight dude, i don't see the utility in that

patent palm
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and the lamps on dine rend and titan should not exist

patent palm
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its for efficiency

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for the company or whatever

hidden rover
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okay, now I don't think anyone else would do that "for the company"

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plus

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titan's lamp is literally right next to the ship, rend you NEED them to get to the main entrance and Dine literally doesn't have any lamp that guide you

hidden rover
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you gotta be baiting

patent palm
hidden rover
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how are you supposed to get to the entrance

patent palm
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wandering

hidden rover
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wandering where my guy

patent palm
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...to the entrance

hidden rover
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and waste time

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instead of just having a guiding path to it

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what is your point dude

patent palm
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having it be harder to find main also helps new players discover the fire exits

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and honestly, all snowy moons need more fire exits to make exploring off the beaten path more fun

hidden rover
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one literally you are saving up for nothing, pro-flashlights cost nothing, the lamps literally are useful for guiding you to the entrance (again only Rend needs them as Dine has a direct path and so does Titan).

hidden rover
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except for like one fire exit in Rend

patent palm
hidden rover
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gng why

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it's a time waster

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literally you're gonna take business days to just get to point A to point B

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it's not fun, it's annoying

patent palm
# hidden rover it's a time waster

ok. so your idea of the best moon would be where you land right in front of the main entrance and fire is right next to it? and theres no enemies, and all the scrap is one handed and in a single room?

hidden rover
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putting words in my mouth right now

patent palm
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Titan is nice because it has the verticality.

patent palm
hidden rover
hidden rover
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in comparison to Rend and Dine, Titan is the easiest to traverse and have access to

patent palm
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fine you win. i will now make all flashlights, shovels, and all other shop items besides extension ladders explode.

hidden rover
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Rend is the only frozen moon that has NO direct pathway that you can just follow because of the fog so the lamps are used to guide you to the entrance because you'd end up wasting at lease half of the day looking for the entrance

hidden rover
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what

patent palm
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so:

hidden rover
patent palm
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the lamps start off as inactive, however at night they turn on

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and the fog visibility gets worse throughout the day

hidden rover
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that is fine, because you can still follow them to reach the entrance

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regardless of them being on or off

patent palm
hidden rover
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are you kidding me

patent palm
hidden rover
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I can't you seriouslyClemsive

patent palm
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and then make the snowy maps bigger. especially dine, and add a fire exit far along the wall on titan.

hidden rover
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I mean I ain't no modder but it's fine, all that matters is that the lamps themselves don't get removed since they are just poles that guide you

patent palm
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or just give it a straight-up march redesign

hidden rover
hidden rover
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don't just think difficulty is in the way the moon is shaped outside, think also of the creatures

patent palm
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hidden rover
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patent palm
hidden rover
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never saw them on Artifice or Dine tbh, but eh maybe I got lucky

atomic quail
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they buffed the flashlight this update and it provides me comfort

tardy needle
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