📸┃fc26-snapshots

[hallow wraith]

Just jk 😂

[gray ginkgo]

ive been playing for a month🫩

[hallow wraith]

Elite div atm

[gray ginkgo]

youd do bits with my team

[hallow wraith]

Hm

I like the cb duo

[gray ginkgo]

vdv is great

[hallow wraith]

Fr

This is my evo

[gray ginkgo]

and rooney is good

[hallow wraith]

And this is my other cb

[gray ginkgo]

im so sick of people gliding past my defense bro

[versed idol]

Any changes I should do from bench?

[tawny zodiac]

Whats the passing stats

[hallow wraith]

On quarshie?

[tawny zodiac]

Yh

[gray ginkgo]

4141 is a god awful formation

im going back to 442

[hallow wraith]

Also base tiki

[tawny zodiac]

Got one aswell

Mine has pinged

[hallow wraith]

Nice

[tawny zodiac]

If the app js loads I can show u him

[gray ginkgo]

should anyone benched be on the team

[hallow wraith]

Petit over Horta maybe idk

Also get futre in he’s class

[gray ginkgo]

his shooting is stinky tho

[tawny zodiac]

Still doesnt change the fact im ahh at attacking in this game

[tawny zodiac]

Put a finisher on him

Or pray he gets 99 shooting

[hallow wraith]

Jst finesse

[gray ginkgo]

I do get +1 chem tho

[hallow wraith]

Petit for icon chem to replace one of ur strikers for futrr

Futre

[gray ginkgo]

I took hurst off

rooneys a wet dream

[tawny zodiac]

How is futre

Aside from shooting

[gray ginkgo]

ehh

he was good

really quick

but im div 7 so im not skilled at all

[tawny zodiac]

Silky smooth dribbling ima assume

[gray ginkgo]

I just put him on a throufh ball and hope

[tawny zodiac]

Makes sense

[glossy ember]

Who to get

[tawny zodiac]

If u learn to dribble

Hes gonna be a beast for u

[gray ginkgo]

I need to

shts hard tho

I cant even ball roll🫩

[tawny zodiac]

😭

[gray ginkgo]

every time I try I do this weird chop thing

[tawny zodiac]

U only flick the stick once

[glossy ember]

Ballroll is down or up and not left or right as some people think

[gray ginkgo]

oh I thought it was left and right.

[glossy ember]

See...

[tawny zodiac]

Sometimes when I ball roll it does step overs

[glossy ember]

I knew it haha

[tawny zodiac]

Legit my controller might be cooked

[tawny zodiac]

That also depends in the direction of ur player

If ur facing north

Then its left or right

[glossy ember]

Try l1 left flick right flick if you got a 5 star skiller. U will love it

If you face goal

[tawny zodiac]

Isnt ronaldo chop a 3 star sm

[glossy ember]

I ment the flick thing

[gray ginkgo]

how do u do the move where you kick it over ur head and change direction

[glossy ember]

The ground bounce flick whatever the f its called

[tawny zodiac]

Heal to heal ball roll?

Oh

[gray ginkgo]

that so badly said

[tawny zodiac]

The advanced rainbow

[gray ginkgo]

I cant explain it

[glossy ember]

That one also goated

[tawny zodiac]

Thats the one I abuse

Ik all the sms

Js dont know how to use them

Or I panic

[glossy ember]

I only know like 5 skillmoves

[tawny zodiac]

When im having fun i use 5 star skill moves and cook mfs

Ofc thats when im confident

[glossy ember]

I need to learn these fakeshot kinda skillmoves. Idk how to explain it but sometimes i face someone who can do like a direction chance fakeshot

[fierce kraken]

any changes?

[glossy ember]

And also these crazy turn skillmoves (not zidane turn)

[gray ginkgo]

people literally mcgeady drag cancel in my box in div 7 and it tilts me

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg in div 7 is crazy

[glossy ember]

I used to be div 3 but didnt play for 2 months cant wait to face div 6 all over again

[tawny zodiac]

I js suck at atking this year

[gray ginkgo]

div 6 is a horrible time.

[glossy ember]

Facing r9's

[tawny zodiac]

From div 1 peak last year

[snow ivy]

The Goat

[tawny zodiac]

To div 5 now

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg

[glossy ember]

Lowkey. Also div 4 was easier

[tawny zodiac]

Why make him 5 5

[thorny forge]

Should i do luke shaw or stay with hernandes

[gray ginkgo]

better than my kr vdv.

[glossy ember]

I grinded from late div 5 straight to div 3 when i promoted

Now imma get fked

Played too much iracing and where winds meet

[gray ginkgo]

shaw he can play more pos and hes got pretty much the same + better stats

and thats bias cus I have him

[glossy ember]

Who to buy for my team tho?

[snow ivy]

Over 50 Evos on that guy..

[thorny forge]

Is rooney good ?

[gray ginkgo]

hes so good oh my god

[thorny forge]

Need better cm

[gray ginkgo]

and mine doesnt have anticipate+😡

[tawny zodiac]

Thinking abt playing fifa>>>>>>>actually playing the damm game

[snow ivy]

Intercept+ and Quickstep+ should be better than Anticipate and Jockey overall

[thorny forge]

I will make shaw

[fierce kraken]

?

[thorny forge]

If i put him in fut birthday he is even better

[gray ginkgo]

I love watching fifa on tiktok until I remember how bad I am.

[tawny zodiac]

I would love to play the game

And actually enjoy it

When roles and playstyles are GONE

[gray ginkgo]

put pina back on

youve got the world in the palm of ur hand

and you put her on the bench

I hate pina shes scum and people who use her need to shower

but thays just becaue I dont have her

[fierce kraken]

I messed up her evo so idk

but does she play over hamm or son

[glossy ember]

Who tho

[stuck merlin]

should i do it yes or no

[fierce kraken]

70 stamina ruins this card so much

[gray ginkgo]

jill scott fantasy

[stuck merlin]

who’s better

zabarnyi my goat but simakan stats way better

[gray ginkgo]

why does ur cb have shadow🫩

[stuck merlin]

?

[gray ginkgo]

put sentinel on him and use him

[stuck merlin]

both r still lengthy with shadow

i can only start 1 of them

[floral sinew]

managed to sort the cancelo situation

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg

That gk

[floral sinew]

hes insane

[stuck merlin]

gadella user

💀

[floral sinew]

lets see your keeper

[tawny zodiac]

Whats wrong with using a tall gk

[stuck merlin]

i been using that courtois ww since he came out

[floral sinew]

💀

and you’re commenting on me using gadellaa

damn

[stuck merlin]

🤣what

[tawny zodiac]

Show ur team rq

[floral sinew]

so many people hate courtois

but you’re complaining about me using a bronze keeper

[stuck merlin]

nah i dont rlly care lol

[hallow wraith]

Awale is blind picking 93+ bro 😭

[floral sinew]

but you cared enough to make the comment

[floral sinew]

now?

[tawny zodiac]

He wants to get cooked

[hallow wraith]

Yes

[tawny zodiac]

He dont the dumb and dumber luck

[hallow wraith]

It’s how

Now

He hasn’t opened it yet

[tawny zodiac]

Yh cant say nun

Aside from 4411 nun ratty respect

[floral sinew]

LOL

[floral sinew]

that is the worst 93 pp ever

[hallow wraith]

Nahhhh

[tawny zodiac]

Rip

[stuck merlin]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[tawny zodiac]

Thats the actual possible worst u could get

[hallow wraith]

Mf is rethinking his life choices

[floral sinew]

id genuinely take gold aboubakar over those

[tawny zodiac]

Id go for yashin ngl

Or actually

Nvm beck

Thought that was prinz

How is beck still 1.6 mil

Tf

[stuck merlin]

so close yet so far💔

[fallow snow]

heartbreak

[gray ginkgo]

shut up melt

[tawny zodiac]

Lowkey

Beck might be a good cdm

83 phy

Nvm

[gray ginkgo]

another great day in div7 lads

[vernal warren]

Did yu do rooney sbc?

[gray ginkgo]

yes

[vernal warren]

💔

[gray ginkgo]

I had so much sbc fodder

[stuck merlin]

malen evo giving me flash backs

[gray ginkgo]

im not unc enough

[tawny zodiac]

It was 2 years ago 💔

[vernal warren]

Playing brighton tmrw

[gray ginkgo]

I started playing a month ago and havebt played fifa since 2020

[vernal warren]

Need the 3 points and trossard to score a goal or 2 for some upgrades

[tawny zodiac]

I swear nun of the prem card are getting upgrades

[vernal warren]

Yeah

Felix has like the highest meta rating in the game is think

Since he got 99 dribbling

Bobb is getting 99 shooting as well apparently

[tawny zodiac]

Jimenez hattrick against westham pls

[vernal warren]

Think there's better chance of me scoring a hattrick pal

[gray ginkgo]

lads im so in there

promo game to div 6

[tawny zodiac]

Dont hate on the goat

[gray ginkgo]

❤️

[vernal warren]

I believe in you Dylan

[gray ginkgo]

I love you nlsd

[vernal warren]

Trust

[vernal warren]

No I okay

[zealous spire]

No I okay

[tawny zodiac]

People who picked kerkez

[floral sinew]

cancelo gonna be deadly when he gets that 99 passing

[tawny zodiac]

😭

[gray ginkgo]

my teams better than urs

nerd

get ya money up

[floral sinew]

🖐️

[tawny zodiac]

Screw that I need 99 phy

[tawny zodiac]

Welp at least ur getting a upgrade

[floral sinew]

hes getting passing i think

[stuck merlin]

cancelo no incisive💔

[floral sinew]

tiki taka though 😮‍💨

[stuck merlin]

if he had incisive id play him cm

[vernal warren]

Took the city don and trossard

[floral sinew]

took kerkez and amad

[tawny zodiac]

Jimenez and amad

[stuck merlin]

i took nunes stuck him in a couple evos

[vernal warren]

💔

[tawny zodiac]

Jimenez for the passion 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽

[vernal warren]

Only evod trossard

Waiting for his upgrades now tbh

[tawny zodiac]

Son

He got 1 point last game

He aint getting anymore than that 💔

[vernal warren]

He will

Trust me

Gonna score tmrw

[gray ginkgo]

bad day to pick kerkez

[vernal warren]

His card rn

[tawny zodiac]

Delulu is the way I suppose

Amad goal and assist tmr

[floral sinew]

i genuinely wonder how many players have had dms begging for them to score for their fpl card to get an upgrade

whipped pass+ 🥀

[vernal warren]

Worse case scenario I just evo trossard more

[vernal warren]

There

Use that Mr Munich

[vernal warren]

[gray ginkgo]

guys I cant do this

im against pina and schelin

[vernal warren]

💔

You got this pal

[tawny zodiac]

Lightwork trust

[vernal warren]

Just play a 5 back

[tawny zodiac]

Son

U setting him up for failure 🥀

[vernal warren]

5 back is active mate

[zealous spire]

Show ur team

[floral sinew]

back 3 for the win

[gray ginkgo]

its 1-4 guys I might have to stop

[floral sinew]

ultimate halalball

[vernal warren]

@zealous spire

[vernal warren]

💔

[floral sinew]

4-4-2 with wazza

[vernal warren]

Div6 at the start of the game was equivalent to elite div

[gray ginkgo]

whats the bet vdv is worth his entire front line

the melt

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg wtf

[hallow wraith]

We r all here for the 3ps+ szn pass evos

[vernal warren]

Yes

Woah

[gray ginkgo]

ill have that in my dms bud

[vernal warren]

What was that

[vernal warren]

Funny guy

[zealous spire]

Div 7 btw

[floral sinew]

would buy vdv but i dont really fancy spending 90k for an 82 rated cb 🥀

[gray ginkgo]

show ya team

[vernal warren]

Have him stored in my club

[gray ginkgo]

div 7 but elite div in bank balance pal

[vernal warren]

Active

[gray ginkgo]

unranked in bank balance buds on an old gen game

[floral sinew]

haramball and halalball

[floral sinew]

standing side to side

[vernal warren]

3rd best 14

[gray ginkgo]

take r9 out and put a silver striker and ill believe you

[zealous spire]

Difference between me and u

[hallow wraith]

What sr u on

[devout delta]

Help me guys , i will broke my controller

[vernal warren]

Totti

[floral sinew]

swap dante and desailly

[hallow wraith]

What’s ur skill rating in elite

[zealous spire]

8 something

[hallow wraith]

I’m 882 atm

How’d u do in ibarbo cup

[zealous spire]

Not on at the moment

[zealous spire]

20-4

[devout delta]

Okey and ? Some evo ?

[zealous spire]

Was 5-3

Or 3-3

[hallow wraith]

I was 19-0 but bottled the 20-0

[onyx bobcat]

???

[hallow wraith]

Only went 20-1

[gray ginkgo]

difference between me and you

[vernal warren]

Not good enough James

[hallow wraith]

Sigh

Do u even have ibarbo

Nah jk

[zealous spire]

Yeah not good enough

[floral sinew]

mmm feet

[vernal warren]

Does your bird have 5* 5*?

Don't think so

[fallow snow]

@gray ginkgo rate this goal?

[vernal warren]

Is she 19 tokens?

[gray ginkgo]

99 hitting

[vernal warren]

Don't think so

[gray ginkgo]

whos that against mate c

[zealous spire]

U maxed out the season pass so don’t act like u don’t play 😂

U just suck

[fallow snow]

think it was squad battles

[zealous spire]

Div 7 maxed out season pass

[floral sinew]

absolute screamer mate fair play 👏

[onyx bobcat]

???

[vernal warren]

Totti

[devout delta]

Div 3 , good?

[gray ginkgo]

started fifa a month ago mate

[devout delta]

Or im bad

[fallow snow]

cheers bro, dylan was in the stands somewhere

[gray ginkgo]

dunno what ur on about pal

[fallow snow]

😭

[vernal warren]

Is that a v@pe in her hand?

Not cold

[gray ginkgo]

that tilted me

not me

[gray ginkgo]

whoever u played against

[gray ginkgo]

nah mate anxiety pen

[floral sinew]

my nan could do that

[gray ginkgo]

her middle names jynxzi

[vernal warren]

Cold

Still want my champ win

[fallow snow]

is that you and your bird?

[gray ginkgo]

yeha man

my only excuse to being div 7

[devout delta]

🤣🤣

[gray ginkgo]

if I was single id be elite div like mark

[fallow snow]

i say bird, i mean pterodactyl

[floral sinew]

concert or a football match decide

[vernal warren]

50/50

Dunno how to change it

[floral sinew]

settings

[vernal warren]

Might just keep it so only that skepta song is on tbfs

Only half decent song this year

[gray ginkgo]

now heres a man that knows ball

[sweet mason]

balrighttt

[onyx bobcat]

NY TIPS

[fallow snow]

bro’s been shopping at hollister

[onyx bobcat]

any tips

2 wins from div 5

[sweet mason]

just stay calm simple ngl

div 5 is not hard at all

dont force ur plays

[onyx bobcat]

totti or mastantouno ?

[sweet mason]

if theres no options then u can always pass back

id guess totti

[vernal warren]

Totti cam?

[sweet mason]

ngl take totti yh

[fallow snow]

win 2 games 👍🏼

[vernal warren]

Or put masta cam and Totti st

[onyx bobcat]

my cam is goat

[sweet mason]

u have to many good lms and rms to be using that formation

[gray ginkgo]

it was her top icl

[onyx bobcat]

moleiro

[onyx bobcat]

i switch from 4411

[fallow snow]

surely you wouldn’t be in div 6 if your cam was that good

[floral sinew]

get that absolute rata out

[onyx bobcat]

to this

[gray ginkgo]

dont say that look at my team

[sweet mason]

i absolutely disagree with ur decision

bard mate

hard

[onyx bobcat]

i just dont play the game

[sweet mason]

like i seriously disagree

[fallow snow]

you have no goats in your team

[onyx bobcat]

4411 is ez to play

[fallow snow]

try 4141

[sweet mason]

yeah so keep playing it

[vernal warren]

Has Wazza

[onyx bobcat]

what is ur team than ?

[floral sinew]

343 clears

[gray ginkgo]

rooney vdv cancelo

[vernal warren]

Henry is better tho

[devout delta]

Div 3 it’s hard

[gray ginkgo]

this is an eye sore

[sweet mason]

not even

[onyx bobcat]

i like 41212 the tiki taka is goated

[fallow snow]

didn’t vdv get spun like 16 times vs me?

[devout delta]

For me yes

[fallow snow]

salah made him dizzy

[floral sinew]

yilmaz and gadellaa are demons trust me

[zealous spire]

Started 1 week ago

[floral sinew]

and dorgu el capitano

absolute machine down the left

[fallow snow]

bro what is this???

[onyx bobcat]

i got vdv and theo evo them ?

[sweet mason]

no seriously if u find div 4 easy u would find div 3 as a similar level

[floral sinew]

bradar wat is this

[fallow snow]

what div?

[sweet mason]

yeah evo both

[devout delta]

This nga is baaad

[sweet mason]

im doing squad battles to grt icon swaps

for vdv

[sweet mason]

fifa 23 was his prime lol

[devout delta]

Why he is 184

[onyx bobcat]

is tah better ?

[floral sinew]

all that pace just for the 99 stat to be his pace 🥀🥀

[sweet mason]

i still remember til this day i picked jay jay okocha over him in a player pick

[fallow snow]

you know what else is bad?

your phone dying

[sweet mason]

nope

[devout delta]

Me

[sweet mason]

evo bisseck and evo vdv best cbs in the game

[devout delta]

🤣🤣 i have another phone

[fallow snow]

🥷

[onyx bobcat]

huijsen is best for me

[fallow snow]

burner?

[devout delta]

Mohamed هلا بالغالي

[zealous spire]

Mbappe doesn’t approve of the n bomb

[fallow snow]

good cdm?

[onyx bobcat]

habibi

[devout delta]

Noooo i forgot about him

[vernal warren]

Not the dictator💔

[gray ginkgo]

arent u 4 divs higher than me

[fallow snow]

welcome @gray ginkgo

[fallow snow]

what div you in?

[gray ginkgo]

7

ur div 3

sym

[zealous spire]

No I dictator

[vernal warren]

No

[onyx bobcat]

how is div 7 when i was there it was hell

[vernal warren]

I not okay

I'm not okay anymore

I not okay

[zealous spire]

Okay I not

[vernal warren]

No I not okay

[zealous spire]

Okay not I

[vernal warren]

No I okay not

[gray ginkgo]

been through 2 controllers bud

[tawny zodiac]

Pfp change out of nowhere

[vernal warren]

Had to

[onyx bobcat]

this is div 7 ???????

[fallow snow]

😭😭😭

[tawny zodiac]

Nah ur an assna fan

[gray ginkgo]

comign againdt r9 is worse

[onyx bobcat]

ik ik i broke 2 chairs

[vernal warren]

Cold

[onyx bobcat]

div 6 is easier trust me

[tawny zodiac]

In what world clearly not this one

[devout delta]

I put him in a sbc by mistake

[zealous spire]

No it’s not

[fallow snow]

dylan, pay me £50 and i’ll promote you to div 4

[vernal warren]

I have kimmich mentality pal

I'm the sigma

[tawny zodiac]

Son🥀 🥀

[onyx bobcat]

bro i am on streak didnt lose a single match 2 away from 5

[gray ginkgo]

ill go on eldorado and pay someoen 20 quid bud

[fallow snow]

yeah but it’s sentimental init

[zealous spire]

I didn’t lose one game from div 7 to elite

[devout delta]

And i got from +89 icon the sh’t lahm 90

[fallow snow]

mates rates n all that

[onyx bobcat]

👏

[gray ginkgo]

professional yappa

[zealous spire]

How are u stuck in div 7 @gray ginkgo

U get a checkpoint after every win

[fallow snow]

proof?

or it didn’t happen

[onyx bobcat]

nah div 7 is hell i was stuck from a month

[tawny zodiac]

Setpiecefc

[gray ginkgo]

losing streaks

[zealous spire]

That’s concerning

[gray ginkgo]

😢

[zealous spire]

Div 7 with that team

Ur team should be div 3 or better

[fallow snow]

don’t be so rude man

he’s a gambling man

[zealous spire]

No I okay

[gray ginkgo]

ive tokd you once

the players div 7

the bank balance is elite

[devout delta]

Can you guess what division I’m in with this team?

[gray ginkgo]

£300 gets you somewhere

[fallow snow]

you got your 24 rival points this week?

[gray ginkgo]

course I have chick

[zealous spire]

Div 4

[vernal warren]

2nd most goals via open play on the prem mate

[gray ginkgo]

refused to play champs tho

[fallow snow]

guess my division

almost full icon team

[tawny zodiac]

Most of them prob own goals

[fallow snow]

this game’s too easy

[zealous spire]

Brother ur div 7

Do u even have champs

[vernal warren]

Open play tho init mate

[zealous spire]

U have challengers not champs

[devout delta]

Nah , One match away from Division 2

[fallow snow]

ahahhahaahahha

[vernal warren]

Doesn't matter what we are lmao

Goals a goal

[gray ginkgo]

ive been div 6

I smelt it

and went back down

[fallow snow]

challengers is crazy

[zealous spire]

Close

[fallow snow]

and he’s not even challenging

[devout delta]

11

[fallow snow]

smurfin

[vernal warren]

What do guys know about playing challengers at the start of the game💔

[zealous spire]

U need to win 300 games to get 1000 points for champs

In div 7

Swr u get 10 per game in div 7

[tawny zodiac]

Not winning the prem nor the ucl

[fallow snow]

that would make 100 games

[vernal warren]

Is it

[fallow snow]

not 300

[vernal warren]

Is it really

[tawny zodiac]

Tf u mean is it

[vernal warren]

Is it

[zealous spire]

I was exaggerating

[vernal warren]

Are we not winning the prem

[fallow snow]

ahhhh

[zealous spire]

I was going to say 700 games

[vernal warren]

According to you

[wise birch]

💀💀 Smurf account fc

[fallow snow]

good thing you didn’t

[zealous spire]

Could’ve said 600

[fallow snow]

would’ve baffled me more

[tawny zodiac]

Bottling it like always trust

[devout delta]

How do pros make the game look so damn easy

[zealous spire]

Went with 300

[fallow snow]

cause it is

[vernal warren]

Is it

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg

Yes

[devout delta]

It’s not

[tawny zodiac]

It is

[fallow snow]

when you have tabibou at cam

[vernal warren]

Gonna get further then you in the ucl tho lmao

[fallow snow]

it’s very easy

[devout delta]

When tekkz play, his opponents defend like they’re in Division 10.

[fallow snow]

not a single stat is better for attacking

[devout delta]

I need this card

[zealous spire]

Why not have both

[tawny zodiac]

Nah we getting to the finals

[fallow snow]

cause i have daley blind as box to box

[zealous spire]

He’ll be so expensive

[zealous spire]

I’m doing him tho

[vernal warren]

Got either city or Madrid if you beat atlanta

[zealous spire]

The ibabro cup packs are insane

7 or so 88+ packs

[gray ginkgo]

we won lads

back on my rank up

[zealous spire]

87x7

88x5

[devout delta]

I get 10 gabriel from this packs

[zealous spire]

Have 16 Gabriella’s in storage

[fallow snow]

fr what we thinking about this team?

[vernal warren]

Cold

Niche LCB

[devout delta]

Cancelo is good?

[vernal warren]

Dunno about Ona tho

[zealous spire]

Blind ❌

[fallow snow]

😭

[gray ginkgo]

can I slime zagadou

[devout delta]

Betther than mendes last evo and richards?

[fallow snow]

blind is insane

[vernal warren]

Yes

Cancelo is one of the best fullbacks on the game

[devout delta]

I have a storage i can do a 20 cancelo

[fallow snow]

ona is cold, if she wasn’t i’d start cafu

[gray ginkgo]

idk how cafu is 92 rated and over a mil

he stinks

[vernal warren]

Do NOT start cafu

I've got better playstyles then him ffs

[fallow snow]

thats what i’m sayinggggg

ona is so good

she’s so common

[candid seal]

which is better?

[fallow snow]

and still 100k

[gray ginkgo]

digne

[candid seal]

so should i put cancelo RB and digne LB?

or keep cancelo LB and the woman RB

[vernal warren]

Digne

[fallow snow]

digne and cancelo

[vernal warren]

That woman is shocking

Used her in gauntlet

[vernal warren]

Reckon I'd do a better job rb ffs

[fallow snow]

my niche cb is a beast

[vernal warren]

Cold

[candid seal]

really lol

[vernal warren]

Holy

Warra card

[candid seal]

nice bro

[fleet ether]

I already have maicon and cancelo

[fallow snow]

lowk better than desailly

[fleet ether]

do i take marcelo and put maicon on the bench and play cancelo rb

[fallow snow]

kahn

[fleet ether]

I got toty yashin aswell

[fallow snow]

oh wait

Kahn is definitely better than yashin

but if you need a fullback then marcelo

[fleet ether]

I mean i dont

I play maicon rb and cancelo lb

[devout delta]

He is here

[fallow snow]

L

[devout delta]

Mendes ouuuuut

[fallow snow]

he’s ahhhhh

[devout delta]

Nooo

[vernal warren]

No he's not

[tawny zodiac]

We got that as long as we dont sell

[devout delta]

Bro said he is good

[fallow snow]

he is so good

[vernal warren]

You do not

[tawny zodiac]

Cant choke like last year

[digital geyser]

W?

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg we are top 3 teams this season

[vernal warren]

If haaland gets his head out his ahh yous are getting dog walked

[tawny zodiac]

Fym we dont

[devout delta]

Owen is sh’t

[digital geyser]

He is good wym

[gray ginkgo]

leave him alone he was well sound in the sidemen vid

[fallow snow]

who do you support

[tawny zodiac]

City nor madrid have been at their besy

[vernal warren]

Didnt he vet injured?

[tawny zodiac]

Is this a genuine question mate

[devout delta]

There is no free good player

[vernal warren]

Hence why I said if haaland locks in

[fallow snow]

yeah

[tawny zodiac]

Dawg

Look at my user

[vernal warren]

Think he supports Dortmund me self

[tawny zodiac]

Who tf do u think

[devout delta]

Which div?

[digital geyser]

Div 4

[fallow snow]

shouldn’t you support a mexican team?

[vernal warren]

You're Mexican?

[fallow snow]

stay humble eh

[vernal warren]

As in you live in Mexico?

[tawny zodiac]

No

[digital geyser]

Guys name me an player i should evo all year

[vernal warren]

You live in Germany?

[tawny zodiac]

I live in the us mate

[gray ginkgo]

daniel calm down

[vernal warren]

💔

[devout delta]

I can see why

[fallow snow]

damnnn daniel

[tawny zodiac]

Forgot u guessed that

[vernal warren]

Are you somewhat German?

[digital geyser]

My team is good wym

[tawny zodiac]

No

[fallow snow]

ja

[vernal warren]

You're not german one bit

[fallow snow]

NEIN????

[vernal warren]

Not even 1%

[tawny zodiac]

No what does that have to do with anything

[devout delta]

Yeah is great man

[tawny zodiac]

Ok idk abt that

[digital geyser]

Btw 50 years afcon lil bro brahim diaz did it for spain 🇪🇸

[vernal warren]

You have german family?

[fallow snow]

dont lie to yourself

[tawny zodiac]

Never took a dna test

[fallow snow]

23 and me got you

[vernal warren]

?

[fallow snow]

dna test company

[devout delta]

Who cares about afcon

[fallow snow]

africans????

[vernal warren]

German family or what Mr Munich?

[fallow snow]

wtf bri

bro

you can’t say that

[devout delta]

Im just a real madrid fan

[digital geyser]

Ofcourse when you lose its suddenly worthless

[tawny zodiac]

No dawg

[gray ginkgo]

bro this guy only ai defends

[fallow snow]

you ever been to germany?

[gray ginkgo]

I cant break through

[tawny zodiac]

No

Js found a rush match

[vernal warren]

Das kann nicht wahr sein

[devout delta]

I only care about Morocco when it’s the World Cup. I don’t watch the Moroccan league or know any of the players.

[zealous spire]

Nein I okay

[fallow snow]

this is germany

[vernal warren]

Yes

[tawny zodiac]

Da

[devout delta]

Yeah im from africa

[zealous spire]

Ur German

[tawny zodiac]

It is

[vernal warren]

Yes you arent real?

[gray ginkgo]

the land of ur rust bucket

[fallow snow]

no you’re not

[digital geyser]

North Africa

[vernal warren]

Nah

Translator lmao

[tawny zodiac]

Yes im not

Im an illusion

[vernal warren]

Cold

[tawny zodiac]

🥀

[zealous spire]

Cold

[devout delta]

Bro morocco in africa , but im not black

[vernal warren]

American supporting Bayern

Cold that pal

[tawny zodiac]

Mex amer

[fallow snow]

you’re not african and ik that because they don’t have wifi

[zealous spire]

Cold

[vernal warren]

Cherry on top

[zealous spire]

American German

Cold

[vernal warren]

Mexican American

[zealous spire]

Ochoa and them

[digital geyser]

Brada im from mexico and i support benifica

[vernal warren]

Do you watch Bayern games?

[tawny zodiac]

Yh

[vernal warren]

Alright

Favourite player?

[fallow snow]

do you get excited when you pack hugo sanchez?

[devout delta]

Noooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[zealous spire]

Gimenez and why not

[tawny zodiac]

Never packed him

[zealous spire]

Who was that one fast Mexican

[gray ginkgo]

I lost my rank up game

again

[fallow snow]

consider yourself lucky

[gray ginkgo]

im gonna cry

[zealous spire]

Lozano

[devout delta]

Brooo we have a wifi

[gray ginkgo]

all of them once theyre over the wall?

[fallow snow]

CAP

[tawny zodiac]

Kimmich

[devout delta]

And im not poor black boy

[tawny zodiac]

Muller aswell but hes gone

[zealous spire]

That was due

Rude

[vernal warren]

💔

[fallow snow]

the slow ones are still in mexico 😭

[digital geyser]

Bro as mexican i think every mexican deserves a icon or hero

[devout delta]

What’s mean cap

[gray ginkgo]

cheers mate already made that point

[fallow snow]

liar

[tawny zodiac]

Marquez 100%

[devout delta]

Im not good in english

[vernal warren]

Klose

[fallow snow]

oh

[tawny zodiac]

Ea loves to disrespect legends

[fallow snow]

ngl mate don’t read your messages

[zealous spire]

Werder Bremen

[vernal warren]

😭😭😭😭

[gray ginkgo]

sick

[fallow snow]

i got a reply

unlucky oal

pal

oh you did too

sheeeet

[zealous spire]

Unlucky Enzo

[fallow snow]

x

[tawny zodiac]

The one who scored against germany in 1-0 win yh

[fallow snow]

mark*

[gray ginkgo]

beg

[devout delta]

Have you ever seen a cybersecurity student without Wi-Fi

[zealous spire]

Which

[fallow snow]

you

[zealous spire]

Message

[fallow snow]

the speed one

[gray ginkgo]

theyre all indian maye

[zealous spire]

Why

[fallow snow]

dw

[devout delta]

Guys you are crazy

[zealous spire]

Can’t pal

[fallow snow]

i’m begging it

[zealous spire]

Unlucky lad

[fallow snow]

i’ll take this L

[devout delta]

I always assumed Americans were generous…🤣🤣

[wintry cypress]

I think put on Henry the new evo for 5 5 is a good option??? And im thinking change Gerrard but idk Who put there can say me Who????

[devout delta]

There are not

[fallow snow]

americans are greedy

[gray ginkgo]

good lad

[gray ginkgo]

ur a little rat mate

[fallow snow]

Dylan

did you pay for that cover image?

[devout delta]

Where are u from

[wintry cypress]

Who my friend

Why

[vernal warren]

Did you exchange the anxiety pen for it?

[fallow snow]

earf

[gray ginkgo]

no mate chatgpt did it x

[fallow snow]

isn’t she old enough to be your mum?

[vernal warren]

Save the polar bears and that

Ai was generous on the height tbfs

[fallow snow]

😭😭😭

[vernal warren]

Send the image again Dylan

Let's get a quick height comparison

[devout delta]

Every Angry Rabbit Farts?

[gray ginkgo]

no scroll up

nerd

[vernal warren]

Woah

Calm down

[fallow snow]

he wears his gf’s t shirts

[fallow snow]

probably lets her put makeup on him as well

[gray ginkgo]

no kiki cus if she was id be with ur mum

[devout delta]

The only goat in america

[fallow snow]

kiki, do you love me?

[zealous spire]

Met Bonmati

[vernal warren]

She's so fit

[zealous spire]

She wanted me but

[vernal warren]

Let me have her init

You were okay as some would say

[zealous spire]

Have her

[zealous spire]

Moved on to better things

Pina , Putellas

Rn

[vernal warren]

Fairs

[tawny zodiac]

Crop ur images dawg

[vernal warren]

My bio explains my feelings about pina

[devout delta]

Gb guys , i love you all

[zealous spire]

Plotting on atheana

[fallow snow]

✂️

[zealous spire]

Kinda miss karchouai

She moved to France

[devout delta]

No energy for this

[vernal warren]

@zealous spire warra shout

[fallow snow]

ian wright and ian wleft?

[tawny zodiac]

Fym energy this gen is cooked

[vernal warren]

Yeah never speak to me again pal

[fallow snow]

sorry

[devout delta]

Im cybersecurity student , 14 hours of studing

[vernal warren]

It's Kevin Campbell pal

[devout delta]

2h for fc

[tawny zodiac]

It doesnt even take much still 😭

[fallow snow]

and you can’t spell studying?

[vernal warren]

Not Ian wright's evil nephew

[zealous spire]

Ronaldo took Georgina from me

[vernal warren]

Pass

[gray ginkgo]

have that chunky

[devout delta]

I speak frensh and arabic , my english not good

[fallow snow]

ahhhhhh

[tawny zodiac]

We can tell dont worry

[fallow snow]

i speak welsh and english

[vernal warren]

Calm down mate

[gray ginkgo]

no ive had enough

im standing up to you melts

[vernal warren]

Take a puff of her anxiety pen to cool ya down

Take your time

[fallow snow]

ahahahahah

[vernal warren]

We're here for ya

[tawny zodiac]

How tall are yall

Im 6’3

Rush match found finally

[fallow snow]

i’ll skip on this one

[vernal warren]

Me, Kieran, Mr Munich and the cyber bloke

All here for you

[gray ginkgo]

I dont want the cyber bloke

I want mark

[vernal warren]

Dunno about that

Marks mine pal

[gray ginkgo]

please dont do this

yoyve taken my confidence

dont take my eboy

[tawny zodiac]

Got a blue card

Yall didnt answer my question

[zealous spire]

4’10

[tawny zodiac]

I find that hard to believe

[vernal warren]

Nah he is

[zealous spire]

Yh

[fallow snow]

@gray ginkgo guess where i was working last year

[zealous spire]

100kg

[vernal warren]

3'8 but I'm 6'5 on a good day

[gray ginkgo]

somewhere with young girls

[tawny zodiac]

Surprised yall dont think im lying

Especially since im mexican

[fallow snow]

correct

PGL

[vernal warren]

Was he also having a puff of the anxiety pen?

[zealous spire]

6’3 is short anyways

I’m 4’10

[tawny zodiac]

Holy cope

[vernal warren]

Nah

[zealous spire]

Will grow to 6’7 I believe

Doctor told me

[vernal warren]

6'3 is short

[tawny zodiac]

You are not getting 10 growth spurts mate

[gray ginkgo]

na mate legend has it he was selling bag

[zealous spire]

Doctor sai

[fallow snow]

i’m 5’10”

[vernal warren]

Oooooo

Even better

[fallow snow]

sorry, i mean, im 5’0, 10”

[zealous spire]

My expected height is 6’9

203cm

[fallow snow]

nah bro it was actually Torquay

[gray ginkgo]

thats like an hour from me

[fallow snow]

heard of PGL?

[gray ginkgo]

ye man

[fallow snow]

you definitely went there as a kid

i was an instructor

coca cola came to town

diet pepsi knocked him down

[left rune]

Oh hell yeah kdh gets upgrades, goal and clean sheet and 60 minutes played at least I think

[gray ginkgo]

na bro was too poor

[fallow snow]

oh didn’t know it costs

[onyx bobcat]

i will need the de jong

[fallow snow]

thought school paid

although tbf that’s obvious

[gray ginkgo]

who do you think pays the school

you div

[vernal warren]

Spent all his cash on anxiety pens

[gray ginkgo]

the parents

[fallow snow]

never considered it

[gray ginkgo]

wouldnt believe me if I said ive never touched a vape

[fallow snow]

i was just there for money

only cause you can’t buy one

[vernal warren]

Because you've only touched an anxiety pen

[fallow snow]

once you turn 18 you’ll be bossman’s best friend

[sweet mason]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[zealous spire]

Must complete

[gray ginkgo]

something funny mate

[tawny zodiac]

The hell is an anxiety pen

[vernal warren]

What can I say

[fallow snow]

reckon he liked that one

[onyx bobcat]

yo can evo opende he is better than owen

[vernal warren]

I'm the class clown

[gray ginkgo]

clown in general pal

[fallow snow]

ahh clown

i got a parking ticket in torquay as well

went puregym

[left rune]

These stack right?

[fallow snow]

outstayed my welcome