📸┃fc26-snapshots

[fallow snow]

it’s about who scores more

[quartz sage]

Might just buy mbappe and put him in goal

[spiral sundial]

Endler doodoo

[spiral sundial]

oelala

Mbappe

[fallow snow]

no keeper is saving a LD+ shot

[gray ginkgo]

is ld really that good

[drowsy steeple]

Should I do defender or midfielder Evo for futures stars on huijsen

[gray ginkgo]

I benched palmer cus he wasnt worth the hassle

[fallow snow]

if you power them up yea

[spiral sundial]

U dont like ross?

Rosso

[gray ginkgo]

but hes got ld+ and can play st

[spiral sundial]

Whatever shes called

Russo

[drowsy steeple]

Midfielder boosts passing a lot and will still have defender stats

[quartz sage]

Who me

[spiral sundial]

Yea

[spiral sundial]

U dont like russo?

[gray ginkgo]

could do that

[fallow snow]

palmer is one of the only players i think actually deserves LD+

[quartz sage]

Best st i used

[fallow snow]

i dont think anyone else scores low drivens as much as palmer

[spiral sundial]

Then why do u want mbape

[gray ginkgo]

hes just slow

really sllw

82 pace slow

[fallow snow]

humbled donnaruma with 2 of them jn the CWP

CWC

[quartz sage]

To put him in goal

[spiral sundial]

IN GK?

lol

[quartz sage]

Yea

[spiral sundial]

Might aswell buy walker

[gray ginkgo]

but hes decent everywhere else and 99 pen

im so stuck

[spiral sundial]

I seriously dont know man ur team is just too good LOL

[gray ginkgo]

I know my team isnt as good as it can be but I cant think of upgrades

or

lads

do I scrap the team upgrade and buy a 300k knockout royalty pack

then just pack hamm or iniesta

[fallow snow]

thats a good shout

[gray ginkgo]

is it

[fallow snow]

88 pavard is basically mia hamm

[gray ginkgo]

already got him

😢

[fallow snow]

yeah, it’s all i get from the double kr packs

[gray ginkgo]

should I buy a pack

im feeling fodder

[fallow snow]

nah

[spiral sundial]

Buy the pack

In vc

Im joining

[fallow snow]

rivals rewards soon

[gray ginkgo]

14k coins straifht onto a pack

ideal

[quartz sage]

I should spend 2 million on packs

[spiral sundial]

Yes bro

In vc

[gray ginkgo]

yes you should

[spiral sundial]

Im wat hing

Watching

[gray ginkgo]

mate youre a smart guy

[quartz sage]

Not on rn tho

[fallow snow]

is rodri good?

[spiral sundial]

Oh

Whats ur timezone

[gray ginkgo]

300k pack is an 8.8% chance at knockout icon

[spiral sundial]

Add me

@ me when u finna buy some packs ill bring packluck trust

[quartz sage]

Uk

[spiral sundial]

We got same time zones

Im from the netherlands

[fallow snow]

isn’t netherlands an hour ahead?

[spiral sundial]

Whatever

Same thing

🤣

[gray ginkgo]

bro are we fr

[fallow snow]

it’s 4:30 am for you?

[spiral sundial]

Oh my god😭😭😭

[dark vapor]

Dylan doesn’t rest

[spiral sundial]

4:25 yea

[dark vapor]

What country

[fallow snow]

🦇

[gray ginkgo]

hes a fien for the packs bro

[dark vapor]

It’s 3:25

[spiral sundial]

Just said it bro

Netherlands

[dark vapor]

I wasn’t Ueee

Here

[spiral sundial]

What

[dark vapor]

I can speak Dutch

[fallow snow]

awake at night

[dark vapor]

De jong van dijk depay

[spiral sundial]

Oh yeah lol

[fallow snow]

sleep during the day

[spiral sundial]

Bro??

Thats not dutch lol.

[fallow snow]

i went to amsterdam last year

[dark vapor]

It is

[spiral sundial]

Theres more

[gray ginkgo]

alright mate didnt realise you were van de ven

[spiral sundial]

Like

Cruyff jaap

[dark vapor]

✌️

[spiral sundial]

Dtam

Stam

Makaay

Come on now

[fallow snow]

how old?

[spiral sundial]

Who me?

[fallow snow]

ye

[spiral sundial]

Why

[gray ginkgo]

I love when people respond with that

[spiral sundial]

19

[fallow snow]

depends on whether i ask the next question

19 yeah?

[spiral sundial]

Ur scaring me

lol

[fallow snow]

you a fan of the good old bulldog shops?

[gray ginkgo]

here we go

[spiral sundial]

Coffeeshops?

[fallow snow]

yhh

[spiral sundial]

Yeah i smoke alot man

Lol

[gray ginkgo]

cant stand coffee me mate

joking

[fallow snow]

bro it hits different there

[spiral sundial]

Yeah man

Netherlands got the best eddies

Theres other countries for weed

[fallow snow]

cakes are dry

[gray ginkgo]

eddie hazard

[fallow snow]

but strong

[spiral sundial]

Yeah i dont really like the cakes

I just eat cookies/brownies/gummies

But mostly

I blaze

[fallow snow]

brownies are just elite

[spiral sundial]

Yeah man

[fallow snow]

i just love how you guys do it and then there’s waiters coming around

asking if you want a milkshake or hotdog

like yes mate

[spiral sundial]

lol

[fallow snow]

i do

[spiral sundial]

exactly

They take real good care of u

[fallow snow]

fax

[spiral sundial]

I once got high with a waiter

He was like

Do u want anything else

[fallow snow]

and then you go down the good old street with lights

and you got women knocking on windows tempting you to come in

[spiral sundial]

Yeaah bro

Sublime

[spiral sundial]

LOOOL

red light😭😭😭

Thats big here

[quartz sage]

Any good sbcs coming out or

[fallow snow]

what a country man

[spiral sundial]

Like we known for that

[spiral sundial]

Taxes are lowk getting onto me

[fallow snow]

miss that place

[spiral sundial]

Theyre gonna make taxes 36%

[fallow snow]

geez

[spiral sundial]

Like

Thats bad man

[fallow snow]

benefits it is

[spiral sundial]

Absolutely crazy

Yeah lol

[fallow snow]

unemployed dont pay tax 📈

i also love how many bikes there are

more popular than cara

cars

and that lookout thing in the sky

when i was there we also went to the spongebob experience

with red eyes

[spiral sundial]

Yeah

We take the bike or we walk wherever

I myself ride my car or just walk lol

[spiral sundial]

Lol

Yeah man weed is nice

[fallow snow]

😂

accurate

TV ain’t accurate though

they always have 70 inch

[spiral sundial]

80 inch oled qled flatscreen

[gray ginkgo]

and its curved

then theyve got the glitter curtains and sofa pillows

what time do rival rewards release

[frail marsh]

He usually goes for 60k+, u think i got it for a good price?

[dark vapor]

Not today

[fallow snow]

for an SBC?

there’s cheaper 89s

[smoky robin]

should i do icon pack or pick or gilberto silva

[fallow snow]

do you want gilberto silva?

[smoky robin]

idk i would play him at cb

[gray ginkgo]

youre lying

there is no way

[dark vapor]

Just shows u loser

[gray ginkgo]

on gods green earth

[dark vapor]

Easy 2.5m

[fallow snow]

2,480,000 actually

[gray ginkgo]

first owner btw

[dark vapor]

Mine sells btw

[fallow snow]

who you gonna get that’s better than him though?

[gray ginkgo]

buy the pack then

[fallow snow]

tbf id sell now

[dark vapor]

I’ve got vidic and gabriel

[smoky robin]

but does the icon pack have better weight than the pick

[fallow snow]

he’ll drop

[fallow snow]

none of which are better

[gray ginkgo]

yap and yap?😭

[dark vapor]

Do the pick

Vidic is 2m last I checked

[fallow snow]

and vdv is?

[dark vapor]

And gabriel is very very good

[gray ginkgo]

the pick is a scam

[smoky robin]

bro then wich one

[fallow snow]

gabriel lacks a playstyle

forgot though

[shut hemlock]

made these tots/tots hm cards of my favourite player would anyone like me to make on of a player they like

[dark vapor]

This gabriel

[gray ginkgo]

not seeing a vdv there mate

😂 😂 😂

[dark vapor]

I sold him u bozo

Gabriel and vidic is enough

[gray ginkgo]

already?

nice onemate

show us the coins

[fallow snow]

charlie adams plss

[smoky robin]

bro capping

[shut hemlock]

yes bro give me 5 mins

[gray ginkgo]

gotta pay for that mate

[fallow snow]

ah damn it

[gray ginkgo]

service and labour charge

[shut hemlock]

hes retired

[fallow snow]

i didn’t read the T’s and C’s

[shut hemlock]

nah i do for fun

[gray ginkgo]

couldve made you £50 then

he wouldve paid

[fallow snow]

adam johnson plsssss

[shut hemlock]

overpriced lad

yes i got you

[gray ginkgo]

did you fine gents see vini got raciallly abused

[shut hemlock]

kieran name someone who isnt retired bro

[smoky robin]

My Quarshie evo funna cook

[fallow snow]

Fabian Schar

[gray ginkgo]

he cant hes 23

[shut hemlock]

yes fine

[gray ginkgo]

everyone he knows is retired the unc

[fallow snow]

fabian schar is one fine man

and if he ain’t 99 rated with 99 long shots i don’t want it

[gray ginkgo]

ill put a long shot in ya slot mate

[gray ginkgo]

do you think if I said that to alisha lehmann she’d bend over for me

[fallow snow]

i just be loving on my zagadou

[shut hemlock]

broski i was gonna give him 100

[fallow snow]

try it

[gray ginkgo]

gen might

might get kirked for doin it tho

[fallow snow]

you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

[shut hemlock]

a wise man once said

[fallow snow]

wise man being me in assuming

[gray ginkgo]

obviously not

actin like you made that up

loser

sorry

[dark vapor]

Dylanreveal

[fallow snow]

new pfp who this

[gray ginkgo]

holdin ya wood

w pocket method

[fallow snow]

no one else will so i have to

[gray ginkgo]

weres ya vdv ya virgin

[dark vapor]

Bro I sent it

I’m on the toilet rn

[gray ginkgo]

thats why allat shits comin out yer mouth mate

[dark vapor]

Coming down there buddy

[gray ginkgo]

pigen

[fallow snow]

is that the french striker?

[shut hemlock]

kieran

[fallow snow]

she’s gorl mate

yeah?

show me my scharrrrr

[gray ginkgo]

alright gru

[shut hemlock]

brev

it wont upload

whats going on

[fallow snow]

that’s her no?

[shut hemlock]

sorry bout the card design

[fallow snow]

bro

[shut hemlock]

i forgot to change it

[spiral sundial]

Bro what

[fallow snow]

why does it look better when the player is bigger than the card

[shut hemlock]

idk

[spiral sundial]

Imo it doesnt

[shut hemlock]

oh yeah wouldnt let me change the size

[fallow snow]

that is one fine man

[shut hemlock]

of the picture

[gray ginkgo]

may aswell milk him now mate

[spiral sundial]

Lol

[fallow snow]

already have mate

he’s got nothing left

[spiral sundial]

Oh my god

[gray ginkgo]

doesnt surprise me in the slightest mate

[spiral sundial]

Talk about a cow boy

🤠

[shut hemlock]

whats everyones favourite player

[gray ginkgo]

I cant believe im up at 4

[gray ginkgo]

van de ven🥺

[spiral sundial]

Hmm

[spiral sundial]

In actual football

Not in figa

🤣

Fifa

[gray ginkgo]

van de ven🥺

[fallow snow]

mine is adam johnson but he’s retired

[fallow snow]

bro

[spiral sundial]

How did u get this pick

[shut hemlock]

ill make a tots vdv

[gray ginkgo]

nah lowkey cunha is my fav

[fallow snow]

stop faking your packs

you’re not w2s

[gray ginkgo]

please use helpw2s in the fortnite store

[spiral sundial]

How is he getting 80x10 player pick

4 of 10 80+

[fallow snow]

“chatgpt, make it look like i got 92 rodri in a player pick “

[gray ginkgo]

guys in champs do you play anyone from div 6 to div 1

[spiral sundial]

lol

[dark vapor]

Yea

[spiral sundial]

i play against absolute jokes

[fallow snow]

i only play against div 1

i asked ea

[spiral sundial]

I played against jarzinho ronaldo and ronaldinho in one team

[fallow snow]

it’s called character development

no

friday

[gray ginkgo]

nice one gives me a day to prepare

[spiral sundial]

Whens rival rewards again

[fallow snow]

you can have a few more days to prepare

thursday

[gray ginkgo]

tomorrow

[spiral sundial]

What time

Im too lazy to go check

[gray ginkgo]

8am british time

[fallow snow]

9am

for you

[gray ginkgo]

9 for kieran

ye

[spiral sundial]

9

Ty

Mate what

[gray ginkgo]

I need to push div 6 tomorrow and win atleast a game in champs for the reward

im locked

[fallow snow]

crazy

[spiral sundial]

okay bro

Lmao

Wtf r you doing mate

[fallow snow]

huh

[spiral sundial]

lol

[gray ginkgo]

mate??

[spiral sundial]

You trippin

[spiral sundial]

Bahahahaha

[fallow snow]

WOW

crazy

[gray ginkgo]

thats not on

epstein didnt die for nothing

[fallow snow]

that’s really not

i’m gonna lose my job

[spiral sundial]

Im gona lose me job

[gray ginkgo]

sell the beamer

[fallow snow]

never

[gray ginkgo]

lump of rust anyway isnt it?

[fallow snow]

not yet

[gray ginkgo]

0-60 in some time today

what is it

320d

[fallow snow]

yh it’s only my 2nd car though

gonna upgrade to 330d soon

[fallow snow]

0-60 in 10 seconds (down hill)

[gray ginkgo]

I only just turned 17 but im not getting a car for yonks

its so expensive

[fallow snow]

it’s crazy

[gray ginkgo]

lessons are extortionate

insurance is a joke

[fallow snow]

i pay £86 a month for insurance

[gray ginkgo]

at 22??

[fallow snow]

yea

2L

[gray ginkgo]

is that no claims

[fallow snow]

2 years NCD

[gray ginkgo]

oh my god

yeah theres no chance im driving soon

[spiral sundial]

Here we fo again

[fallow snow]

First year was 120 a month

for a 1.6 DS3

[gray ginkgo]

ive got my cbt but getting motorbike insurance is just as bad

got quoted £250 a month

tpft

[fallow snow]

i love hitting bikers off their bikes

[gray ginkgo]

pardon me

allegedly right

on gta

[fallow snow]

no

[slim gulch]

Just packed mendy

[gray ginkgo]

jesus christ maye

[fallow snow]

i wish we had those pillars here

[gray ginkgo]

maybe youll beat me now🥺

[fallow snow]

like on gta highway

[slim gulch]

🫥

[gray ginkgo]

😂😂

[slim gulch]

Not replacing my goat digne

[gray ginkgo]

valid

[fallow snow]

rate the beamer’s startup

[gray ginkgo]

lit up like a christmas tree

collecting lights like bingo mate

[fallow snow]

i have no lights

that’s cause the car wasn’t started

seatbelt and handbrake

[gray ginkgo]

are we sure its not cus its a beamer

[fallow snow]

surprisingly i don’t have any fault codes

despite it being a bm

[gray ginkgo]

get on ya boy

show me where the indicator is?

[fallow snow]

what’s that?

[gray ginkgo]

good lad

[dark vapor]

Pick me up

[gray ginkgo]

couldnt fit you in the car you cat funt

[fallow snow]

do you guys rate black alloys?

[gray ginkgo]

actually quite a sexy car

slam it

🥺

[fallow snow]

id love to

[coral belfry]

been trying to do this year without spending anything extra, first time on fifa since fifa 18, my team any good?

[fallow snow]

but speed bumps would kill it

and ofc we pay road tax for our beautiful pothole free roads

[gray ginkgo]

looks pretty good for a f2p chap

[gray ginkgo]

I just love how the council have that new alarm system where if the road shows any cracking they repair it instantly

[fallow snow]

yeah it’s amazing

my suspension has never been used

dont need shocks

[spiral sundial]

Proper playerpick

[gray ginkgo]

british roads are just unreal

[smoky robin]

I got ribery from the pack is he still good?

[coral belfry]

‘If birmingham is this beautiful imagine how heaven’s gonna be’

[fallow snow]

who’s gonna tell him?

[gray ginkgo]

uhm

[fallow snow]

he should have first touch+

[gray ginkgo]

he should have minor+

[spiral sundial]

What pick

[spiral sundial]

?

[smoky robin]

88+

[spiral sundial]

Aa

[fallow snow]

bro was scouting for future stars

[smoky robin]

💀

[gray ginkgo]

I heard he went to a remote island to find them

[fallow snow]

he had a case with benzema as well

[spiral sundial]

Oh wow mendy is really nice profit

[fallow snow]

not looking good for him

[spiral sundial]

160k for 2 gold teams lol

[coral belfry]

only good thing to come out of future stars is that i got what amounts to an icon out of the evos

[spiral sundial]

With 6 in total rare gold cards

[dark vapor]

Yooo Kai cenat come get him

[smoky robin]

Is there anyone on subs that should start instead

[gray ginkgo]

plz no

[frail marsh]

No, and no for the price I got him it was the cheapest possible for him, I was just gonna try him out bcs I heard he is a underrated beast on st

[dark vapor]

Switch formation

[gray ginkgo]

dembele and frimpong?

[fallow snow]

fairs, slap a hunter on him and go for it

[smoky robin]

Dembele for who

[gray ginkgo]

how dare yoy diss 442

[fallow snow]

if he works for you then you got a bargain

[dark vapor]

Brother has cannavro in reserves

[gray ginkgo]

does vidal have better stats

[spiral sundial]

lmao

[dark vapor]

To fit in dembel

[smoky robin]

Bro I got him from last 89 but he kinda mid in game

[gray ginkgo]

surely he can play cm

[smoky robin]

Maybe it’s a skill issue idk

[dark vapor]

Play like a 4-1-2-1-2

[fallow snow]

whys your left CB got lipstick on

[coral belfry]

5 months into playing fc26 and I still cba to do the foundations evo to get the market

[dark vapor]

Cam and rw and st I think

[spiral sundial]

U could use 433 (4) and put dembele in

[gray ginkgo]

I 1-2-4-Q

[spiral sundial]

What?

[smoky robin]

Disrespecting my goat

[spiral sundial]

1-2-4

[gray ginkgo]

send him to dagestan

[dark vapor]

He can fit ribery mbappe cannavro dinho and dembele in in a 4-1-2-1-2

[coral belfry]

I used to play 4-2-4 but honestly it compromised the hell out of my defense

[smoky robin]

Lemme try

[dark vapor]

Without removing anyone

[spiral sundial]

LOL

He actually has lipstick on

[fallow snow]

quarshie has a new image?

quar-she

hehe

[smoky robin]

That better?

[fallow snow]

i’m so ready to be a dad

i mean

if you have ribery that checks out

[smoky robin]

Alr bet

[coral belfry]

I am still yet to get an icon on f2p

[smoky robin]

Do gauntlet that’s how I got my fodder

[coral belfry]

honestly with the way my team plays atm I feel like I should just grind fodder and save up 14x 83s

[smoky robin]

Yeah after completing this icon rn I’m gonna start saving for fut fantasy

She has baddie++

[lime hearth]

when did you pack mbappe, i just did this monday as well.

[dark vapor]

Doesn’t matter get dinho in

[coral belfry]

genuinely have no complaints with my team anymore, only one screwing me up in rivals is me and my avoidance of getting good

[smoky robin]

Two weeks ago from 85 10+

[gray ginkgo]

I wasted my fodder on 88+ icon pick

🫩

[smoky robin]

I’ll try a game with him just wish he had passing play styles

[dark vapor]

Script ruins me

[coral belfry]

the 88+ heroes picks have been good to me

[dark vapor]

Cater to their negatives

[lime hearth]

i was so surprised i got him from an 85x3 yesterday

[fallow snow]

script actually messes everything up

god forbid you go 2-0 up

[sly coral]

Who's better?

[fallow snow]

guaranteed loss

[lime hearth]

why, who'd you get

[gray ginkgo]

bacha with a bruiser evo

[fallow snow]

look at passing and dribbling

[dark vapor]

This is script I promise I didn’t touch it

[smoky robin]

I’mma probably do endrick potm for evos too

[coral belfry]

zamorano is basically just a better haaland (haaland with pace) and litmanen is really good at breaking through

[sly coral]

Where tf am I gonna get a bruiser evo with a 94 ovr requirement😂

[smoky robin]

Crazy

[dark vapor]

Made me lose

What’s the keeper doin aswell

👹

[gray ginkgo]

pray?

[lime hearth]

lol

[fallow snow]

i need a cdm here

but idk who

[smoky robin]

Bro staring at the fans

[lime hearth]

hasegawa evo

[fallow snow]

this is my camavinga

he does play good

but i feel like i need an upgrade

[coral belfry]

Time warp Popp on left wing breaks enemy right backs in two

Enforcer+ and bruiser

It’s funny as hell using her to out phys van dijk

[gray ginkgo]

ribery might have to go now lads

hes too controversial

[coral belfry]

idk how ribery is still playing

[dark vapor]

Give me him

I’ll take hik

M

[fallow snow]

he’ll take you *

[dark vapor]

That right back girl is buns

I swear

[gray ginkgo]

im afraid hes gonna get removed

[gray ginkgo]

bought her for 90k so she better not be

[dark vapor]

Brother I packed her 3x

She’s fodder

[fallow snow]

ona is not buns

[coral belfry]

I would be made a happy chappy if I got cesc fabregas

[dark vapor]

She’sgot put in sbcs

[fallow snow]

yeah, i’ve pit buffon in an sbc

is he fodder?

[coral belfry]

Anyone here remember prime jermain defoe

[gray ginkgo]

I need to buy more coins so I can get more sbc fodder

[gray ginkgo]

bournemouths best creation

[coral belfry]

Need him to be a time warp or icon or smth

[smoky robin]

is this card worth doing she has meta playstyles

[coral belfry]

I would pay good money

[lime hearth]

if you need b-2-b

[gray ginkgo]

oh my god she can play everywhere

[lime hearth]

fit only for cm tho

[smoky robin]

ik its crazy and i feel like she only cm

[coral belfry]

She reminds me of wildcards bacha lol

[fallow snow]

she’s 5’1

[smoky robin]

gonna have crazy left stick dribbling

[gray ginkgo]

perfect mate youve got ya glasses on

[fallow snow]

how do you know

[gray ginkgo]

what do you thinks in your wardrobe mate

[coral belfry]

Every position

[fallow snow]

i always knew you were in the closet

[smoky robin]

bro cb

[gray ginkgo]

ive never used claudia pina in my life thank you very much

I put her in an sbc today actually

[fallow snow]

you don’t wanna play her cb

[gray ginkgo]

dont even want her in my account

[fallow snow]

respect++

[gray ginkgo]

ill always tell pina users to quicksell

[coral belfry]

Claudia pina is my fav sbc fodder right with haaland and shaw

[gray ginkgo]

bro

I have

7 lewandowskis in sbc storage rn

I keep getting him in 450k packs

[coral belfry]

the lewandowski brigade

[coral belfry]

saw someone unironically using lewandowski in rivals the other day

[coral belfry]

ik im trash and only div 7 but like

Cmon

[gray ginkgo]

theres another kumagai under that

[fallow snow]

i keep doing icon picks

i’m low on fodder

but got bare 90s i’ll never use in my club

[gray ginkgo]

im js gonna save for 14x 83

[coral belfry]

I feel like a baby at fifa when I learned for the first time today I can use l1 to cause wingers to do runs lol

[gray ginkgo]

keep buying coins keep buying packs keep getting insane sbc fodder

story of my life

[smoky robin]

what division in rivals is considered good im div 3

[gray ginkgo]

I learnt how to ball roll today then couldnt do it again so stopped playing

[coral belfry]

div 3 is great as far as I’m concerned but tbh I’m ramming my head into a brick wall trying to get div 6

[gray ginkgo]

but I also recently learnt how to shot cancel and its so fun

[coral belfry]

Had 8 draws in a row yesterday. 8 draws

[gray ginkgo]

my problem in div7

is

ill go

2 goals up

then its 2-3

then ill go 4-3

then 4-4

then at 90+2 in the 93rd minute thr opponent scores a wondergoal

[fallow snow]

same for all divisions

[gray ginkgo]

every pissin time

[coral belfry]

Same tbh or I’ll go 3 goals up and then screw up the entire final 30 minutes and perish

[lunar pewter]

omd

[gray ginkgo]

what tilts me is when im losing 3-4 and the opponent starts time wasting at 75 mins

[fallow snow]

the meta is going 3-0 up

let them score

[gray ginkgo]

holy pack

[fallow snow]

and the game will help you for some reason

[lunar pewter]

nah actually

like just play the game normally

[smoky robin]

precision shooting is what brought me up like 4 divisions

[gray ginkgo]

play the game normally unless im the person time wasting ygm

[coral belfry]

I don’t hate slow pace playing but active time wasting pmo

[fallow snow]

in this economy you’ve gotta do what you gotta do

[lunar pewter]

ong lamoo

[gray ginkgo]

I genuinely turned it off when neto’s finesse shots were ending up at the corner flag

[fallow snow]

we all know DDA is in full swing this year

[fallow snow]

skill issue

[gray ginkgo]

whats your girlfriends name mate?

[coral belfry]

When I play after I wake up I’m going div 6 with the stuff I learned today no matter what

[gray ginkgo]

😂

[fallow snow]

dont have one

don’t need one

[gray ginkgo]

exactly my point

[fallow snow]

dont want one

[gray ginkgo]

gimp

everyone wants a girlfriend

[fallow snow]

all my money goes towards fixing my bm

[gray ginkgo]

or 2

[fallow snow]

can’t afford a girl

[gray ginkgo]

valid actually I ended up spending 60 quid at nandos on vday

😢

[coral belfry]

Half of my problem is the AI failing to set up runs, if I can do that manually just with l1 I’ve won

[sly coral]

Is bruiser+ and quickstep+ a good combo for a CB? I can cook up a lacroix Evo that has 90 pace 90 Def 90 phy and all the good playstyles

[fallow snow]

fat issue

[sly coral]

But idk whether I should use quickstep+ Evo on him or on a midfielder

[fallow snow]

eat less

[gray ginkgo]

couldve gone straight onto fut coins

[fallow snow]

unless it was 3 separate dates

[coral belfry]

Can confirm, did a bruiser evo on wildcards bacha who already has quickstep+ and she’s busted

[fallow snow]

then you’re doing it right

[gray ginkgo]

its not me its her the fat lardass

she wanted a burger

[fallow snow]

get rid

[gray ginkgo]

then mozzie sticks

[fallow snow]

fodder

[gray ginkgo]

then a brownie

then ice cream

[fallow snow]

bro

she sounds like a money pit

she’s definitely a discard

[gray ginkgo]

mate I throw money at her just to get her to shut up

50 for nails

[fallow snow]

rich millionaire

[gray ginkgo]

40 for eyelashes

[coral belfry]

having anticipate+ and rapid+ on a 91 pace lb feels like cheating

[gray ginkgo]

then she can shut up

[fallow snow]

she probably eats the money as well

[gray ginkgo]

wouldnt surprise me the slightest

she got mad at me for buying fifa coins today

like i dont earn a wage

[fallow snow]

bro

is she mad

she’s so controlling

[gray ginkgo]

she was acting like I just sold her mum mate

😢

[fallow snow]

can’t control her appetite but wants to control your spendings

[dark vapor]

Why’s she mad for like u don’t earn for us

[gray ginkgo]

thats what im sayin lads

[sly coral]

Worth using in all areas Evo for? My other options are scream marchisio and a decent camavinga evo

[dark vapor]

Let me have a word I’ll sort her

[fallow snow]

put her in an sbc

[coral belfry]

glad my wife is chill about my expenditures, she even bought me my ps5 out of nowhere

[gray ginkgo]

marry that woman

thats a joke guys

[coral belfry]

Already have lol

[fallow snow]

damn bro, that’s class, what’s her number ?

[gray ginkgo]

and her 16 digit card number

and the expiry date

and thr 3 little numbers that say cvv

[coral belfry]

Well there’s also a chance she’ll kill me in my sleep but that’s alright

[fallow snow]

worth it

free PS5

[gray ginkgo]

no risk no reward mate

[coral belfry]

This is why marrying women with bpd is meta

[gray ginkgo]

oh my god thats called exploitation pal

[fallow snow]

my ex had bpd i think

[gray ginkgo]

😂😂😂😭😭

I couldnt handle it

id end up slapping her

[fallow snow]

mad

[coral belfry]

mine’s more the self hate than outward hate type, which is way easier to deal with

[fallow snow]

ahhhh okayy igy

[gray ginkgo]

nah mate imagine youre having a nice convo with ya bird then she turns into prime mike tyson

[fallow snow]

starts biting your ear

[gray ginkgo]

starts shadowboxing to a youtube video of jake paul

[coral belfry]

gimme me fooken chips

BANG

[gray ginkgo]

thats what id end up doing fella

unless my bird is in line at all times

[coral belfry]

drill sarge

[gray ginkgo]

its character building mate

thinking ahead for the next fine gent that has her

less work for him

[fallow snow]

only line your birds in is the mcdonald’s line

[gray ginkgo]

right just because you go gym and drive a bmw like a pervy school girl pred doesnt mean yoy can bully others for their dietary choices

holy yap

dont read allat

[fallow snow]

awwww

[coral belfry]

yer bird works for Gopuff

[fallow snow]

you’re defending her

you love her

[gray ginkgo]

yeah man only I can take piss out of her

until she starts crying and hits me

[fallow snow]

your the bird in this relationship mate

sorry to tell you

[gray ginkgo]

im still training her to not take her anger out physically

[fallow snow]

like count to 3 and that?

[gray ginkgo]

if she goes a day without hitting me I give her a grape

[fallow snow]

bro

[gray ginkgo]

yea pal deep breaths and if you wanna sock something hit a pillow

[fallow snow]

is she the duck with the lemonade stand?

[gray ginkgo]

im possing mself

we return composed

my ribs hurt

funniest thing ive heard in so long

[coral belfry]

wife got 978 on one of those boxing machines a few weeks back and she looked at me after like it was a threat

[gray ginkgo]

wheres she got that from

sign her up to the ufc mate

[coral belfry]

never seen an overhand as clean as hers tbh

[gray ginkgo]

youve not seen me after a few stellas and utd losing their win streak

I turn rabid mate

[fallow snow]

what a guy

alpha mentality

[coral belfry]

well i tune out of football for 3 years and suddenly spurs is near relegation 2 years straight

baffling

[fallow snow]

why am i up at 5:25 am watching danny aarons play fut champs

[gray ginkgo]

love my fyp at 5am

[gray ginkgo]

saw a comment that said someone else plays on his account and he commentates the video btw

cant unsee it now

[fallow snow]

damn

that’s crazy

[gray ginkgo]

cus ik he got boosted to 15-0 a few times

[fallow snow]

i’m gonna look out for it

[gray ginkgo]

im not gonna be up in time for maccies breakfast if I miss it ill be heartbroken

[coral belfry]

time warp hero epstein 94ovr release tomorrow stay tuned

[fallow snow]

isn’t your bird already there anyway?

telling the staff to hurry uo

up

[gray ginkgo]

WH06 WUM your cars gonna be on the news I tell ya

[fallow snow]

not my car btw

[gray ginkgo]

shitbox beamer driven off cliff

[fallow snow]

that’s a car i saw and wanted to copy the alloys

[gray ginkgo]

hits family of 5

[fallow snow]

daily occurrence

my seats all the way down and leaned back

i rely on maps to see ahead

can’t show face

[gray ginkgo]

clearly not

bet yoyve got tinted windows the lot

[fallow snow]

ofc

[gray ginkgo]

and the waze app so you can speed at any given chance

[fallow snow]

you know me too well

[gray ginkgo]

course I do x

ive come to a realisation

how can girls sit and do their makeup for hours

or get their nails done for hours

I genuinely wouldnt have the patience

its so much effort

[fallow snow]

only speeded once

[gray ginkgo]

500 miles in 6 days

where did you go

germany and back

[fallow snow]

everywhere

[strong saddle]

😭

[gray ginkgo]

always the kierans😔

my work friend called kieran has a mercedes c something

and he rags it to hell n back

but he makes stupid money

[fallow snow]

are you a hairdresser??

[gray ginkgo]

why would you

ever

ask me that

[fallow snow]

hairdressers car

[gray ginkgo]

idk but its a proper nice 24 plate automatic

ill try find it

[fallow snow]

only real men drive 3 series with a white monster in the cup holder and a snus in their lip

[gray ginkgo]

na hes a pretty real man to be fair to him

hes an engineer for a drag racing team who won santapod last year

[fallow snow]

fair play

[golden sundial]

any changes

[fallow snow]

CBs

[smoky robin]

probably your hole defense

[gray ginkgo]

I was gonna say get alba out

get digne

[smoky robin]

we need a lb evo bro

[golden sundial]

yep

[gray ginkgo]

just seen the news sayin if reform win theyre scrapping the equality act 2010

[golden sundial]

everyone telling me to get better cbs

[gray ginkgo]

absolute monstrosity

[golden sundial]

but if i get tah my chem is cooked

so

any recommendations

for cbs

[fallow snow]

yh

tah

[golden sundial]

so i can still have good chem

[gray ginkgo]

van de ven royalty knockout

[fallow snow]

zagadou

you doing icon swaps?

[golden sundial]

💔

[golden sundial]

fuh no

[gray ginkgo]

valid

[golden sundial]

ion got time for that shi

[gray ginkgo]

kieran loves his zagadou

[fallow snow]

fax

[golden sundial]

help

[gray ginkgo]

but hes also max level on the season rewards

[golden sundial]

i need chem do

[gray ginkgo]

so sont talk to him

[fallow snow]

look at him

[golden sundial]

30 chem in this economy

wont cut it

[fallow snow]

26

30 friday

petit friday

packs friday

friday will be a good day

[gray ginkgo]

sell yamal sell alba and make a prem squad

[fallow snow]

bruh

[golden sundial]

“sell yamal”

[lunar pewter]

me with 32

[fallow snow]

bro said sell an sbc card

[golden sundial]

no ball knowledge

[gray ginkgo]

gen dont know i dont do sbcs

[fallow snow]

this guy needs sleep

[lunar pewter]

what app is that for the overlay

[gray ginkgo]

started playing fut 2 weeks ago xx

[golden sundial]

“sell yamal”

“sell alba”

💔💔

[fallow snow]

honestly

tell him how stupid he is

he lets his gf control his spendings

[gray ginkgo]

homestly ill still dog on you with my 0 ball knowledge

[fallow snow]

div 7?

[gray ginkgo]

yeah

run it

[golden sundial]

van de ven

[gray ginkgo]

first owner

my goat

idc about sbcs

I buy my coins

i dont work for my team

[golden sundial]

u bought van de ven with coins?

[gray ginkgo]

no

packed him

[lunar pewter]

bro can you read

[golden sundial]

lucky ash

[fallow snow]

trust me bro

you don’t wanna play against me

[golden sundial]

u got it

10-5 trust

theres hope

[gray ginkgo]

spent 6mil coins I would hope to have packed him

[fallow snow]

nah got 7-8

[fallow snow]

had a bad start

[lunar pewter]

Who do i keep and who do i chuck into sbc

[fallow snow]

i packed good players and it messed my tactics

[gray ginkgo]

hurst is actually such a class card

Icl

but I want havertz

[fallow snow]

in div 7 maybe

[gray ginkgo]

so im not gonna stop spending money

[lunar pewter]

Lmaoo

Hes decent

[gray ginkgo]

my team would run rings around until atleast div3

[fallow snow]

i’ll see you there?

[gray ginkgo]

if I had the techs for div3

id be there

[fallow snow]

2027 is your year bro

trust

[gray ginkgo]

🫩

[gray ginkgo]

nah tbf ive gone from div10 to div 6 in 2 weeks

im progressing decently

considering ive never played fut

only ever career mode at semi pro

🙏🏻🥺

[wise birch]

Holy passion

[fallow snow]

and you’re trying to challenge someone who’s played since fifa 19?

[gray ginkgo]

yeah unc

[fallow snow]

actually tbf, i played 19,20,21,16

26*

had a long break

[gray ginkgo]

I never understood fut at all bro I just stuck to what I knew

now im matured

and ready to slam cheeks

pause

holy pause

[wise birch]

Pauusseee

[golden sundial]

WAIT

32 chem

that will cut it right?

[fallow snow]

go show them div 7 players who’s boss bro

give em hell

[gray ginkgo]

I dont know any skill moves

[wise birch]

💀 behave

[gray ginkgo]

thats gen what does me in

[golden sundial]

kieren

i have hope

[gray ginkgo]

I cant ball roll still

[wise birch]

32 is fine I’m on 31 and rinse sht 😂

[golden sundial]

easiest skill in the game probably

[fallow snow]

zagadou clears tah

[golden sundial]

just hold h stick one direction

[fallow snow]

cause you can evo him more

[golden sundial]

hes so good

i used to use him

mwah

[gray ginkgo]

clearly not I hold my stick to the right and I end up doing a chop of some sort

[fallow snow]

he’s a monster

[gray ginkgo]

oh my god put a picture of him uo on your wall

[wise birch]

🤣🤣

[fallow snow]

bro, how does holding your stick right end with you doing your bird?

[gray ginkgo]

im 14 you weirdo why would you ask me that

[fallow snow]

gulp

[gray ginkgo]

clipped

[wise birch]

Chat

He’s cooked

[fallow snow]

i’m in trouble aren’t i

[potent rose]

From 88 mixed

w or nah

[gray ginkgo]

did you and ribery tag team

[wise birch]

Gauntlet demon

[fallow snow]

cordoba is a good rb

not cb

[potent rose]

very good profit cause the sbc is 90k

[potent rose]

yeah i will play him rb

i use kholer at cb

[gray ginkgo]

thanks for the info mate answer the question

[fallow snow]

prime bayern

[fallow snow]

i thought he got the cb version

[gray ginkgo]

didnt ask did I

[fallow snow]

idk

[gray ginkgo]

I asked did yoy and ribery tag team

😡