#│mouthwashing

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limpid turret
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dude i am serious tho i would highly reccomend deleting this

subtle jolt
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Hit them with the super mouthwash beam

royal ingot
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No pony Tf corn in my nuanced mouthwash themed discord server

limpid turret
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should we ping mods or is that a bish move

jade ferry
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…not sure yet

subtle jolt
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I think it is fair in this situation

royal ingot
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Thank you big boss

limpid turret
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aight. sorry, little one.

subtle jolt
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Thank you big boss

warm echo
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🫡

limpid turret
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<@&1214751635801251840> would you mind deleting this? i dont really care what this person likes, but it IS just straight R34 without warning

subtle jolt
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Put them in the foam

royal ingot
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There really needs to be an 18+channel

marble obsidian
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man

jade ferry
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Sorry lil’ bro it had to be done

marble obsidian
royal ingot
marble obsidian
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there doesnt.

marble obsidian
limpid turret
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id jut rather not know about it ❤️

subtle jolt
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Why does the bot have to tell everybody when they silence you lol

royal ingot
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Intimidation

limpid turret
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public flaying

jade ferry
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Chat I found the full image lmao

subtle jolt
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Literally just public shaming

limpid turret
royal ingot
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It’s like one of 10 rule 34 images of mouthwashing

subtle jolt
jade ferry
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I’ve seen worse

royal ingot
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Not that I would know

limpid turret
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oop i saw a mod typing

jade ferry
subtle jolt
royal ingot
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Killing myself

subtle jolt
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Mouthwash! 🤑

marble obsidian
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add mother base chat

jade ferry
royal ingot
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So the mods can delete stuff huh but they can’t add the Swansea shaker as a sticker???

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1984

subtle jolt
limpid turret
royal ingot
subtle jolt
jade ferry
royal ingot
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Now add the Swansea shaker

subtle jolt
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Swansea shaker sticker when?

limpid turret
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that's elder abuse

dark onyx
limpid turret
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how old is swansea? whatever. elder abuse probably

jade ferry
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Shuddup it’s funny

royal ingot
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He can shake that thang

subtle jolt
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Swansea can get it

limpid turret
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THE WAY JIMMY'S POV LOOKS AWAY IN DISBELEIF

jade ferry
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Btw this video was actually posted by Wrong Organ therefore it’s canon

limpid turret
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HELLLPPP

royal ingot
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MODDDS

subtle jolt
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Don't you remember this scene in game? One of the most memorable cutscenes

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MODSSS ADD SWANSEA SHAKER STICKER SND MY LIFE IS YOURS

limpid turret
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idk it just felt right

dark onyx
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That scene was heavy

royal ingot
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MY

limpid turret
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Tuff asl 🔥 💯

royal ingot
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ASS

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IS

limpid turret
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HEAVY

royal ingot
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HRAVY

jade ferry
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I really liked the part where Jimmy and Curly kissed each other that was really cool

dark onyx
subtle jolt
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Gulp

jade ferry
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Yes we really do

royal ingot
dark onyx
royal ingot
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Can’t even be a half life fan anymore

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The bots are winning

limpid turret
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wow! citadel refrence

subtle jolt
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Portal son or half life daughter

jade ferry
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I’m a fast typer so that “4 messages a minute” rule is killing me

royal ingot
limpid turret
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wheatley twink son or alyx x gordon daughter

subtle jolt
subtle jolt
jade ferry
limpid turret
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YES HE IS

subtle jolt
jade ferry
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He is so bbg

subtle jolt
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He started it all

royal ingot
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Portal 2 is still my goat

limpid turret
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has anyone actually seen what steven merchant looks like?

royal ingot
jade ferry
limpid turret
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im really scared of him sorry

royal ingot
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Everyone descends from the onceler

warm echo
royal ingot
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It does not end

subtle jolt
limpid turret
subtle jolt
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I have every non co-op achievement (I have nobody to play co-op with)

limpid turret
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hi

jade ferry
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Portal is better than Half Life in my opinion…

royal ingot
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The five members of the mouthwashing fandom are really popping off tonight huh

limpid turret
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its too hard for me to choose

subtle jolt
limpid turret
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i LOVEEEE shooting!!!1

subtle jolt
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Half-life has a good intro and a good finale, but I don't like anything in-between

warm echo
royal ingot
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Half life one is a classic like doom

subtle jolt
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Cave Johnson wouldn't have let the events of Mouthwashing happen

royal ingot
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But I’ll usually choose black mesa

warm echo
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I find the aesthetics of half life way more appealing than the ones in portal

subtle jolt
jade ferry
limpid turret
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omni man would have killed every single person on that ship

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that was a joke. ha ha.fat chance 🍰

subtle jolt
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Old Aperture is a contender for one of the best video game segment of all time in my opinions

royal ingot
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Jimmy could solo Omni man

limpid turret
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stephen merchant is the first comedian to make me actually pee myself laughing btw

royal ingot
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I wont elaborate

subtle jolt
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Jimmy could beat Goku

royal ingot
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Goku when Jimmy says “I can fix it”

subtle jolt
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Powerscaling Mouthwashing characters

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What feats does post-crash Curly have

royal ingot
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Also he has I frames when hitting women

subtle jolt
limpid turret
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HELP MEEE

subtle jolt
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"nah, I'd win"

limpid turret
royal ingot
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I’d really love to see Jimmy in smash

subtle jolt
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Waiting for the "nah, I'd take responsibility" Mouthwashing x JJK edit

limpid turret
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wait. y'all know merchant is the voice of wheatley yea

limpid turret
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just making sure im not discussing non sequator piss

royal ingot
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I have only seen him in portal and the good place

limpid turret
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hes in jojo rabbit and thats when the incident happened

royal ingot
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I don’t much care for the other guy he hangs around with

limpid turret
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oh they had a big fight in 2005 😭

royal ingot
limpid turret
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they dont talk anymore, they dont talk anymore, they dont talk anymore like they uused tooooo 🎵

royal ingot
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I dont find Ricky Gervais funny

limpid turret
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apparently neither did he

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and same he reminds me too much of my fuckass uncle

jade ferry
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I wonder if my username will ever reach double digits

limpid turret
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can we get much higher?

royal ingot
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I can lower it

limpid turret
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so low :( oh oh oh

jade ferry
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I actually had to talk to people to expand it pls don’t make me go back

royal ingot
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World is a fock

limpid turret
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||HE DID THO||

jade ferry
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||He’s already dead, silly||

limpid turret
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SPOILER

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splendid

jade ferry
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I JUST REALIZED MY BAD

limpid turret
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we coped faster than everyone else

royal ingot
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Slippy Jimmy

supple kayak
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!remove 1 random Jimmy fan

limpid turret
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do NOT say those words in that order

subtle jolt
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Slim Jim

jade ferry
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You monster

supple kayak
subtle jolt
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Who is next in this massacre?

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When will the carnage end?

royal ingot
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I will kill more

jade ferry
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Please don’t

royal ingot
jade ferry
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Where do I sign this petition

subtle jolt
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I can rest easy once we get Swansea shaker

royal ingot
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We NEED

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the Swansea shaker

subtle jolt
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I would buy nitro just to use Swansea shaker

supple kayak
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He's kinda clean with it though 👀

royal ingot
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Busting it down

subtle jolt
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Even cleaner here 🤤

royal ingot
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Swansea style

jade ferry
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Axe-man schmoovin

limpid turret
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👻 im still dead bruh👻

royal ingot
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Do the Swansea shaker

subtle jolt
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Petition for Swansea shaker sticker now!

jade ferry
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Can we hold a funeral for Onyx please

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I miss them

supple kayak
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Take your responsibility and shake it

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That's right the Swansea shaker

subtle jolt
jade ferry
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WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON

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ONYX

subtle jolt
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MEGUMI????

jade ferry
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RETURN TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING

subtle jolt
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Bum alert

limpid turret
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GRHAH

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WHOMST

jade ferry
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Welcome back 👍

subtle jolt
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Shaking it in your honor

limpid turret
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man hell is so COLD bro please do

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i need swansea to keep the light alive...

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hes gotta do what he does best.

subtle jolt
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I keep looking at the stickers in hopes of the Swansea shaker

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One day it will come..

royal ingot
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The mods punish us for our hubris

subtle jolt
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Only the Swansea shaker, master of taking all responsibility can save us now

royal ingot
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We must sacrifice Jimmy

jade ferry
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One day we’ll finally get what we deserve

limpid turret
jade ferry
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WHAT

supple kayak
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The mods are cruel and heartless

royal ingot
limpid turret
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its like a dentist thing

subtle jolt
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Got me so mad I had to use the SpongeBob riot reaction gif

royal ingot
subtle jolt
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#FreeSwanseaShaker

royal ingot
subtle jolt
royal ingot
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I love how like 70 percent of the stickers are for mouthwashing

jade ferry
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Omg Sadie is actually Anya Mouthwashing confirmed

limpid turret
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we're really good at bullying people to getting what we want

jade ferry
subtle jolt
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My middle name is actually Anya Mouthwashing

limpid turret
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DID YOU MEAN TO PUT THE JIMMY SAYS STICKER WHERE YOU DID BECAUSE IM CRYING

jade ferry
royal ingot
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Canon

subtle jolt
limpid turret
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now THIS! is mouthwashing.

subtle jolt
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#FreeSwanseaShaker

jade ferry
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SWANSEA SHAKERRRR

subtle jolt
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Get it trending people

limpid turret
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mods are you having fun?is this what you signed up for?

subtle jolt
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Now is the time to seize the day ✊

limpid turret
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OH I know this one. the day is in ummmmm your left hand. i guess left hand

subtle jolt
royal ingot
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I seize the day like I seize swanseas cheeks

subtle jolt
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REAL

supple kayak
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I'm EXPRESSly appalled by this dog and PONY show of not allowing Swansea to dance. They think they can MOUTH off to us about big swans and they fall flat on WASHING thier hands of the situation.

jade ferry
royal ingot
subtle jolt
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The people demand Swansea shaker

jade ferry
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WE DEMAND OUR FREEDOM

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VIVA LA SWANSEA SHAKER

subtle jolt
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CR MODS ARE UNFAIR! BREADGIRL IS IN THERE!

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I forget how the rest of it goes

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Something something oppression

royal ingot
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Standing at the concessions

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Plotting their oppression

subtle jolt
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Thank you bestie 🙏

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Storm CR channel hq, they can't stop all of us

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Demand Swansea shaker

jade ferry
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WHAT DO WE WANT!?
SWANSEA SHAKER
WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?
NOWWWWW

subtle jolt
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This is unjust

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Plain wrong

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Downright evil

jade ferry
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This feels like a human rights violation

marble obsidian
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hello everyone

limpid turret
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are we gonna go newsies 😭

subtle jolt
jade ferry
royal ingot
subtle jolt
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Big boss save us

jade ferry
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C’mon pleeeeease

subtle jolt
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Help us get what is rightfully ours

royal ingot
supple kayak
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Boss that's an enemy gunship

marble obsidian
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shoot it down

subtle jolt
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Green Swansea shaker when?

jade ferry
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HELL YEAH
Free bird starts playing

royal ingot
jade ferry
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Free bird plays louder

marble obsidian
supple kayak
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Counterspell (flak)

royal ingot
royal ingot
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That’s it I’m putting on the chicken hat

warm echo
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Woah I’ve been in and out, are we planning a revolution!?!?

marble obsidian
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yes

subtle jolt
marble obsidian
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i am not sure what we are revolting against but we are revolting

subtle jolt
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Revolting against the tyrannical mods

jade ferry
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I CAST JIMMY. SUFFER. (Literally just a freaking PNG of Jimmy appears on the enemy ship)

royal ingot
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Yeah we’re going to kill breadgirl and eat their liver

subtle jolt
limpid turret
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BREAD LEG

royal ingot
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BREAD

subtle jolt
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SACRIFICE FOR SWANSEA

supple kayak
limpid turret
warm echo
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+.9%!!

subtle jolt
subtle jolt
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This could be CR channel if we had Swansea shaker

subtle jolt
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I could go for some bread right now

supple kayak
warm echo
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I could go for some Curly rn

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Tbh

subtle jolt
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I could go for some cake rn

supple kayak
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My 7g bread brain waves are working, I'm twisting the narritive

jade ferry
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Could really go for some awful f*cking cake with my friend rn

warm echo
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REAL

supple kayak
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Cake is kinda bread

subtle jolt
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||Swansea cake||

royal ingot
supple kayak
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Lmao

warm echo
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THE WOKE MEDIA 😭

subtle jolt
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Is Mouthwashing woke??

jade ferry
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Are we still revolting anymore or did the bit end

royal ingot
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Bit?

warm echo
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Me and my friend were trying to find this game on the ‘woke detector doc’

supple kayak
warm echo
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Lowkey

subtle jolt
limpid turret
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remember when people were doing nyquill chicken? Should we do mouthwash bread

warm echo
subtle jolt
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Stand proud Swansea Shakers, you are strong ✊

jade ferry
royal ingot
warm echo
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But it totally should be lmfaoo

royal ingot
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It’s woke

supple kayak
warm echo
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Legit

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And her name is Anya

royal ingot
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||But she does die of overdose||

warm echo
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Me and my friend actually conducted a woke search of Mouthwashing

royal ingot
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Is silent hill 2 woke

subtle jolt
supple kayak
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At least we got one game in the archives

warm echo
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Hold up

subtle jolt
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Swansea shaker unarchived when?

royal ingot
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Is Swansea woke

limpid turret
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Yeah

royal ingot
subtle jolt
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Is Swansea shaker woke

royal ingot
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He just wants to grill

warm echo
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All games and their woke rstings

subtle jolt
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He's baking cake

limpid turret
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All my favorite games are woke! Heartbreaking!

royal ingot
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They made my favorite sexy alien game woke

supple kayak
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I love how life is strange is only a little bit woke according to the list

jade ferry
subtle jolt
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Green Swansea emote when?

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Emoji

supple kayak
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Green Swansea stays winning

jade ferry
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JUST FOCUS ON THE SHAKER FIRST

subtle jolt
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Slowly hue shift every single Swansea emote/sticker until they're all green

limpid turret
royal ingot
subtle jolt
subtle jolt
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I'm not fit to lead the Swansea Shakers..

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I.. I really was a monster all along..

visual flare
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mouthwashing is... woke?!! gasp

supple kayak
royal ingot
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Yeah there’s women in it

visual flare
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holy shit....

subtle jolt
subtle jolt
royal ingot
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Or woman singular

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Unless

royal ingot
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Do you think estrogen could have saved Jimmy

jade ferry
# subtle jolt

Don’t say that! You were never a monster, you were just so focused on the end that you forgot what we were fighting for! You’re the only one I know who can lead us to victory, Sadie…
(Why did I type an entire role play paragraph for a joke lmao)

subtle jolt
visual flare
royal ingot
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Mouthwash is just a metaphor for transgender

limpid turret
royal ingot
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I will not elaborate

jade ferry
subtle jolt
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Every character in mouthwash is trans and gay

limpid turret
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No i get it, when you use mouthwash, you

subtle jolt
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Don't @ me

royal ingot
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True

subtle jolt
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Source: I am Anya Mouthwashing real

jade ferry
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Jimmy was the gayest mf on that ship

warm echo
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REAL

visual flare
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hi anya mouthwash

subtle jolt
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Hi

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Mouthwash

royal ingot
limpid turret
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I am both of those things. Is the real mouthwashing inside us all along?

subtle jolt
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Swansea would shake it for anyone, bi king

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He should be shaking it in the stickers right now #justsaying

jade ferry
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Curly is the only one who I think is straight…probably

supple kayak
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The morals of the game is "pack extra snacks incase you get hungy"

limpid turret
subtle jolt
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Curly fries

royal ingot
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Mods can we ban this user

subtle jolt
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Mods, Swansea shaker this user

jade ferry
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M-Me…?

subtle jolt
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You're getting Swansea'd kid.

jade ferry
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NOOOOOOOO

royal ingot
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Get Swansea’d idiot

supple kayak
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!evaporate 2 random jimmy fans

royal ingot
subtle jolt
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!Swansea shaker

limpid turret
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NOT AGAIN

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AUUUUUUUUUUUGH

jade ferry
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OH COME ON

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I JUST REVIVED THEM

royal ingot
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Gotta change the name again

jade ferry
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Just because they’re dead doesn’t mean they aren’t a Jimmy fan

limpid turret
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Take my mouthwash tears

subtle jolt
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This is just like that one time

supple kayak
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There's no coming back from this one. Mods, override autopilot

subtle jolt
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You've shaken your last Swansea, cowboy

subtle jolt
limpid turret
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but theyre fire fresh all day long

marble obsidian
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fr

jade ferry
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I’m scared chat

marble obsidian
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LMAO

royal ingot
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Who in this group is the Curly of the squad

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Besides me

limpid turret
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I actually have curly in my name somewhere no cap

jade ferry
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Who do y’all think I am

subtle jolt
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Onyx

royal ingot
jade ferry
supple kayak
subtle jolt
royal ingot
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Delicious

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Glucose

limpid turret
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More epic screenshots

subtle jolt
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The shoe or glucose

royal ingot
limpid turret
subtle jolt
jade ferry
limpid turret
subtle jolt
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Jimmy your money

marble obsidian
subtle jolt
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Jimmy Swansea shaker NOW

jade ferry
subtle jolt
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My favorite Mouthwashing character

marble obsidian
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i am big boss and you are too

limpid turret
marble obsidian
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accept you have a mommy voice and thunder thighs

limpid turret
marble obsidian
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true

marble obsidian
# subtle jolt You are big boss

Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too. You've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss.

limpid turret
jade ferry
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I just screenshotted like half of that convo we just had holy hell

limpid turret
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TOO QUOTABLE

subtle jolt
jade ferry
subtle jolt
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I love my Mouthwashing companions

jade ferry
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Sameeee

limpid turret
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Lets drink mouthwash together

jade ferry
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Cheers!

limpid turret
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Kanpai!

subtle jolt
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(feel free to add me, besties anya_blush mouthwashing )

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You've earned it

jade ferry
subtle jolt
limpid turret
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YEAH I SAW THAT EDIT

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YUH HUH YOU BETTER RUN

subtle jolt
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Coward.

jade ferry
jade ferry
subtle jolt
jade ferry
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Do I have to change my username to “One of 8” or did I already list Onyx’s brother?

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Lemme check the list

royal ingot
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Yikes weebs

limpid turret
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My brother????

jade ferry
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Oh shoot

royal ingot
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I only watch kino

limpid turret
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NO NO OH DUDE I was calling YOU brother

jade ferry
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My bad I misread

limpid turret
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LMAAAO

jade ferry
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OOOOH MY GOD I’M A MORON

royal ingot
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Illiteracy wins again

limpid turret
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i did mitosis and made another. Just to increase the army

jade ferry
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LMAOOOOOOO

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SORRY MATE

limpid turret
subtle jolt
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Silly little goose

subtle jolt
royal ingot
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The 2 am mouthwashing chat

jade ferry
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I misread so hard

subtle jolt
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It's eleven at night for me and I have to be up early tomorrow

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Mouthwashing is more important though

limpid turret
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SAMEE AHABABA

subtle jolt
royal ingot
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I don’t gotta be up till ten babyyy

jade ferry
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It’s 1AM where I am and I’m meming about a fictional Co-Pilot

royal ingot
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But I work until 8

limpid turret
jade ferry
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Get out

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You’ve lost Swansea Shaker privileges

subtle jolt
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I'm sorry.

royal ingot
subtle jolt
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I understand.

limpid turret
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airlock

royal ingot
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Sent to the foam dimension

jade ferry
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YOU’RE GOING TO BRAZIL

limpid turret
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WAIT SOMEONE HERE ACTUALLY IS BRAZILLIAN LMAAAO

jade ferry
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WAIT WHAT

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I WAS JUST QUOTING THE MEME

jade ferry
subtle jolt
warm echo
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Y?

royal ingot
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I mean I wouldn’t be but that’s my personal choice

marble obsidian
subtle jolt
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#embarassing

jade ferry
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If I got to choose my race I definitely wouldn’t have picked American

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I hate it here dudes

limpid turret
subtle jolt
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Unfortunately I am Californian

marble obsidian
limpid turret
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Safe zone

jade ferry
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I’m up in Minnesota and it’s very cold here and I hate it

royal ingot
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I’m in Atlanta

subtle jolt
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It's still miserably hot in California

limpid turret
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Im simultaneously from chicago, fucking ENGLAND, and los angeles

subtle jolt
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I hate riding my bike in the heat !!

limpid turret
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unholy trifecta

royal ingot
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We got a dip in the temp and then it jumped back up

subtle jolt
royal ingot
subtle jolt
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Freezing up there

limpid turret
jade ferry
royal ingot
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Based

subtle jolt
subtle jolt
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I used to speak it pretty well

marble obsidian
subtle jolt
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I couldn't name a single word in German now

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Fake fan..

limpid turret
marble obsidian
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ik

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but vive been there

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it stinks

limpid turret
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schmelly

marble obsidian
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yeah

limpid turret
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Are your mommy voice and thunder thighs enough? To save you?

jade ferry
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Are the rumors true about Australia being a huge spider nest /hj

jade ferry
limpid turret
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Me personally idgaf about spiders i cant even be bothered to move them away when they’re in the shower with me

jade ferry
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I’m pretty chill with big spiders but the small ones make me uncomfortable

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Rlly weird

glad condor
#

Yo it's my birthday, bring out the sweetner

limpid turret
#

Me but with dogs…

limpid turret
#

GUYS HOLY SHIT

limpid turret
glad condor
#

Fuck that I'm putting mouthwash in the cake

jade ferry
glad condor
glad condor
jade ferry
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If my love for this game carries for over a year (which it deadass might) I’m gonna dress up as Jimmy for Halloween and just carry a revolver/knife prop around, and also make a Dragonbreath X bottle that I’ll fill with blue Gatorade or something and I’ll just take sips of it

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It’ll be awesome

jade ferry
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Nah I’m not doing it this year…already have a costume for another character

limpid turret
#

Im going as glep

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Yo. Guess who im going as

jade ferry
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Um

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Uh

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Is it Glep

limpid turret
#

Naw

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glep lowercase g

jade ferry
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Damn

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I’ve decided I’m going to dress as Lucci from One Piece this year because I used to (and maybe possibly probably still do) simp incredibly hard for him

limpid turret
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Idk which one that is but i love one peice as a vibe

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Good for you

jade ferry
#

Wait

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Should I DM instead

limpid turret
#

Goodnight mouthwashers. Remember, for all the oversharing of inconsequential personal details i do, there are crate loads more of things i am NOT telling you guys. Sleep tight!

marble obsidian
#

you are not safe aslong as i roam the streets

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sleep tight

glad condor
frozen silo
#

mouthwash

fading cloud
#

my mouth is clean

frozen silo
#

mine is not yet

marble obsidian
#

mouth your wash

worldly wing
warm echo
#

🔥🔥🔥

proper trail
#

Get Real

hallow siren
#

anya fanfart

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theres no art channel so im posting it here

mighty ice
proper trail
#

Hell yea this rules

warm echo
#

Ooo super cool 🔥😎

strange geyser
#

hey, can I ask how do I save this game?

lethal drift
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I think it saves on a check point

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so you cant just save and quit whenever

subtle jolt
#

HELP I-😭✋️I DECIDED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED I hope this hurts AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I have a captain's voice lol) AND THEY ALL TOOK PAINKILLERS 😭

amber wigeon
subtle jolt
river canopy
#

I like the detail that Anya would cherish the cards.

limpid turret
subtle jolt
#

How do I get steam trading cards..

proper trail
subtle jolt
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I only got steam to play Mouthwashing, I never used it before 😭

proper trail
#

oh woah thats a way to load them

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u just need to run up hours

subtle jolt
proper trail
#

rotten drop btw

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i think if u leave it running for 6 hours itll drop all 3 cards

subtle jolt
#

That doesn't seem too bad then

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I need to get the entire collection..

limpid turret
#

Can we sell him to the circus?

proper trail
#

i just put $5 on my acct i WILL pay 75 cents for daisuke

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u can crush jimmy into gems as a relaxing and therapeutic pastime

subtle jolt
#

Do the cards ever get really expensive?

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I need them all but I am NOT paying ten dollars for the Curly collectors card

proper trail
#

omfg

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the normal cards are probably gonna get cheap

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ive never watched the cards drop in real time tho

subtle jolt
limpid turret
subtle jolt
#

Anya card is the one I want the most

proper trail
#

the normals are like 25 cents rn

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anya stocks will go UP

subtle jolt
#

I can't buy them for a few hours

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I am going to SOB

subtle jolt
ornate iris
proper trail
#

||im holding on to a couple||

subtle jolt
#

Hello it is me Anya Mouthwashing

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(real)

proper trail
#

i can just send u one tbh im mostly just buying them to craft

subtle jolt
#

I will evaporate if I don't get an Anya card at least

ornate iris
proper trail
#

jimmy prices are rising..

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something is wrong.

subtle jolt
#

I can't justify dropping almost fifty on a steam card 😭

ornate iris
subtle jolt
proper trail
#

oh thats the foil lol the normal anyas are like 30 cents

subtle jolt
proper trail
#

the loathsome jimmy hoarder

subtle jolt
#

One million jimmies

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(hell)

proper trail
#

one jimmillion cards

ornate iris
subtle jolt
ornate iris
#

anya must remain

#

she the goat

subtle jolt
#

I am Anya in real life

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Girlboss ❤️

ornate iris
#

I know some unfortunate fuck named jimmy

subtle jolt
ornate iris
#

not Jim

#

Jimmy

subtle jolt
#

My sincerest condolences

ornate iris
#

poor guy

ornate iris
#

YES

#

DEATH TO THE JIM

subtle jolt
#

🔥🔥🔥

ornate iris
#

I hope he and curly switch places

subtle jolt
#

We could only be so lucky

ornate iris
#

I gotta admit tho

#

jimmy seemed cool

#

and then

#

well

royal ingot
#

I need to write a one shot where Jimmy and curly switch places

#

And everything goes swimmingly

subtle jolt
#

True

#

The good ending

proper trail
#

hell yes

#

foam his ass up

ornate iris
#

I'm sure curly would actually save everyone

#

also jimmy's sorry ass needs to stay on the ship

#

let him die

royal ingot
#

Curly single handedly repairs the ship

#

saves everyone

#

And Jimmy dies in the hell vent

ornate iris
#

YES

proper trail
ornate iris
#

my goats...

calm chasm
#

god please dont let me get the jimmy card 🤞

royal ingot
#

I didn’t know there were cards

#

I need to get the badge

proper trail
#

lmao i spetn way too much money on swansea

royal ingot
#

Anyone want to bulk trade tf2 crates

proper trail
#

the badge progression names r crazy

proper trail
royal ingot
#

Swansea inflation

proper trail
#

how will this affeact the swanseaconomy

royal ingot
#

The prices are rising

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Market crash

proper trail
#

i was gonna bulk craft but then all the other cards got rlly expensive

#

my swanseas have gone bust

hallow siren
#

someone said they found this in the game files

#

LIFE OR DEATH FOR SQUISHED DAISUKE?

royal ingot
#

Death by hell vent

hallow siren
#

i found 3 gays standing on my inventory

royal ingot
#

Bisexual disaster, Closeted Gay, and Amorphous flesh

stray chasm
ripe lynx
#

waves at chat

#

wait wring one

proper trail
hallow siren
hallow siren
ripe lynx
#

the

hallow siren
#

can we have this as an emoji. please

west fable
proper trail
#

GOD

craggy ermine
#

do you guys think it hurts when you turn them into gems

royal ingot
#

ASAB

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Assigned Swansea at birth

manic sky
#

Swansea.

proper trail
#

swansea season has begun

subtle jolt
#

Swansea shaker when?

royal ingot
#

Everyday I wake up and no Swansea shaker

hallow siren
#

i have three lesbians in my inventory

#

same....

dapper mirage
#

i <3 disco elysium

hallow siren
#

i heart gay people

warm echo
#

fellas I need the rest 👀

dapper mirage
#

is everyone in disco elysium gay 👀

royal ingot
warm echo
#

Lol maybe but I dont got her

#

hence why I need her and swansea

hallow siren
dapper mirage
#

lol

hallow siren
#

i have to get jimmy and anya

#

thing is

#

i dont wanna get jimmy first

dapper mirage
#

what if we just turn the jimmy card into gems every time u get him

hallow siren
#

OH WAIT

#

NO CARD DROPS REMAINING

warm echo
#

jimmy is sigma, very responsible

#

🫡

#

or so ive heard

warm echo
#

that one part when responsibility is taken:

#

bro couldnt take responsibility, so he stole it

royal ingot
subtle jolt
#

Steam card haul (I finally learned how they work)

hallow siren
subtle jolt
west fable
hallow siren
limpid turret
warm echo
#

THE WINDOWS

#

🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️

#

Its great btw

#

impressive stuff

limpid turret
#

thanjs lol

warm echo
#

ofc

river canopy
ripe lynx
#

hello chat

subtle jolt
#

Delicious treat for me to eat

civic quartz
#

This game fundamentally changed me

subtle jolt
#

I feel a sudden urge to drink mouthwash

dull hawk
#

I was drinking baja blast the other day and pretended it was the mouthwash, same color

#

I imagine its like alcoholic baja blast but. Bad

subtle jolt
#

I'm emptying a bottle of mouthwash and filling it with light blue Gatorade so I can pretend I'm Swansea and get drunk off mouthwash

dull hawk
#

Hell yeah

#

Live the dream

strange geyser
royal ingot
#

With a mint leaf

subtle jolt
#

Brilliant idea

#

I will be sure to do that in a few years

#

1,000 mouthwash chug challenge

royal ingot
#

No vodka?

subtle jolt
#

No vodka for me

royal ingot
#

Bruh why

#

The feds win again

subtle jolt
#

No fun allowed

#

I've got three more years until I can legally recreate the drunk Swansea dancing sequence

strange geyser
#

I feel like people would do it if they could

subtle jolt
#

I think the mouthwash in game had a larger alcohol content, combined with a long time sober made Swansea very susceptible to getting drunk

#

That's what I think anyway, I am not an expert anya_tears

royal ingot
#

You can you will just get really bad poisoning

#

Medical grade alcohol

subtle jolt
royal ingot
#

Ethanol can and will kill you

subtle jolt
#
  • Swansea probably
royal ingot
#

Well Swansea is an alcoholic

#

I imagine not much can kill him

subtle jolt
#

Swansea is just built different

royal ingot
#

Alternate canon Swansea drunk drives the ship into a space arbys

subtle jolt
#

Space Arby's sounds delicious

royal ingot
#

I am an Arby’s hater

#

2 time food poisoning champ

subtle jolt
#

I don't even know if I've been to Arby's

#

Maybe once many years ago

royal ingot
#

Don’t

#

That’s not pork you’re eating

#

Or beef

subtle jolt
#

It's Curly leg

royal ingot
#

True

#

Wait the drinking age in Germany is 18 right?

#

Problem solved, drink mouthwash in Germany

#

Swansea solution

subtle jolt
#

18 and older get unlimited drinking, yeah

#

That's solved, I'm moving back to Germany!

royal ingot
#

Based on evidence what is Swanseas ethnicity

#

I need his phenotype

#

insert Nixon Irish clip

subtle jolt
#

Based on the concept art

#

He seems to be

#

Alcoholic

#

Mouthwasholic

dull hawk
subtle jolt
#

Intriguing..

#

Time to get my Swansea on

subtle jolt
#

I always say "I think" so that I can feign ignorance when I spread misinformation

strange geyser
subtle jolt
warm echo
#

HEAVY GASP

#

MY TIME OUT HAS BEEN LIFTED

subtle jolt
#

We missed you bestie

warm echo
#

spam supposedly

subtle jolt
#

The bot is way too strict imo

#

I will forgive the bot if we get Swansea shaker sticker

warm echo
#

100% agree

subtle jolt
#

wake up, new Swansea shaker gif dropped

subtle jolt
warm echo
# royal ingot I am an Arby’s hater

fellas, as a fella from norway who's only been to the states once - yalls options for fast food are insane; here we got mcdonalds, burger king.. thas pretty much it

mighty ice
#

idk where to put it since it's mouthwasing...let's put it here yay

royal ingot
warm echo
#

nope

royal ingot
subtle jolt
warm echo
#

taco bell wasnt bad tho

#

when I visited

subtle jolt
#

Taco Bell is very hit or miss imo

warm echo
#

fair nuff

subtle jolt
#

They either have the most delicious menu items or the most disgusting thing you will ever eat

warm echo
#

Yup!

mighty ice
subtle jolt
#

The last time I ate at Taco Bell the food was borderline inedible and it made me extremely sick for the rest of the day

warm echo
subtle jolt
#

Next time I will stick to Curly leg

mighty ice
warm echo
subtle jolt
#

Combination pizza is my favorite

#

With white sauce

#

Scrumptious delicacy

warm echo
#

I like the pizzas with the pesto-esque topping

royal ingot
#

Arbys gave me such bad food poisoning it was coming out both ends at the same time

#

I’ve never had that happen before

royal ingot
#

Arbys hate

subtle jolt
#

My condolences

subtle jolt
#

I love all pizzas

#

Jimmy wouldn't have crashed the ship if he had a white sauce chicken pizza with stuffed crust, guaranteed

warm echo
#

like, it may look like a pizza

#

but you know that when you eat that thing, its gonna taste like bread

subtle jolt
#

Curly leg would taste better

warm echo
#

Agree

subtle jolt
#

Now I am hungry

#

This is tragic

royal ingot
#

I ate leftover pizza for lunch today

#

Yesterday my work also brought in pizza

#

I am sick of pizza

subtle jolt
#

I envy you

#

My lunch today is a bag of pretzels and a granola bar

#

Eating worse than the Tulpar crew rn

royal ingot
#

Bruh pack a sandwich or some shit

subtle jolt
#

I've been meaning to, but I always forget

#

I sleep in too late and have to rush out of the house parasiticsaint_anya

warm echo
#

alive

#

pretzels are so dry

subtle jolt
royal ingot
#

If I had to go to work early in the morning I would kill myself

subtle jolt
royal ingot
#

I don’t have to be there until 11

subtle jolt
#

Thankfully I only work mid and closing shifts at work

#

Unfortunately somebody chose a morning college class on their schedule

#

Not saying who though

warm echo
#

I go to school (studying IT and media-production), gotta wake up 6 to get there 8

royal ingot
#

Myself

subtle jolt
royal ingot
#

I picked like one morning course back when I was a freshman

#

Guess which one I reliably missed

subtle jolt
royal ingot
#

You learn eventually

#

I haven’t been to school in like 2 years, and I still have nightmares about it

subtle jolt
#

Unfortunately I am very bad at getting to bed on time, so I am running on little sleep

subtle jolt
warm echo
#

just realized its prolly not 9pm for yall

royal ingot
#

It’s like 3 in the afternoon

royal ingot
#

What are you studying