│nightclub

[supple viper]

just my opinion but like i dont rlly see a need for the toe cleft

[winter geode]

Simple, ergonomic

[manic wyvern]

Ah yes the classic camel feet shoes

[winter geode]

Provides more stability balencing

Flexibility

All things i need to be a superhero parkourist

[supple viper]

cross runners hate these shoes bc of the thin sole...i can feel the ground...rubbing against the sole...gives me chills

idk my trusty brooks/nikes have never failed me for the past 2 yrs so

[winter geode]

Thats the difference between fuctional trainers and athletes

You prefer comfort in what you strictly do

Whilst we build every muscle and suffer the gruel

Barefoot shoes forever

[supple viper]

idk bro i do it for the cardiovascular benefits

and the legs. although my bone marrow do be suffering

[winter geode]

Yeah, you do. But theres so much more

So many people are under a single perception

That video i sent earlier will tell you that and more

[charred totem]

did i just entered hell itself?

[supple viper]

yeah

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-ok-zyzz-ok-bodybuilder-gif-23904686

[supple viper]

https://tenor.com/view/ahnyeonz-raihan-kibana-pokémon-sword-and-shield-gif-17892763205515959237

my princess raihan

[winter geode]

Imagine having those teeth irl

Life would be hell

[supple viper]

i have like rlly sharp canines

[charred totem]

well fuck

[winter geode]

VAMPIRE!

[charred totem]

say what'

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cross-demon-begone-buffy-vampirehunter-gif-9656993

[supple viper]

aw man

vampires know where its at

hell ya i like fancy castles

[winter geode]

Blegh

[supple viper]

maybe i am a vampire reincarnate

[winter geode]

I feel kinda sick after frinking like a fourth of that can of monster

[supple viper]

yikes

maybe ur sensitive to caffeine

[winter geode]

I drink c4 usually

[supple viper]

then again the ultea flavors are mid

i like the mango one

[winter geode]

I dont think its the caffeine

Maybe its a placebo effect

[supple viper]

maybe its uh. the flavor. ultra flavors taste funky to me

[winter geode]

I had a negative attitude towards it

[supple viper]

yeah i guess that could be it

[winter geode]

And heard only bad about it

[supple viper]

i approach food with a pretty open mind. like i only actively dislike things when ive actually had them

[pliant willow]

The strawberry one is the only flavor I like from the monster energy drinks

[supple viper]

i dont rlly like the strawberry tbh

like i said i rlly only like the mango and the original

[winter geode]

Yeah but i watch people like paul saladino

So i really cant be opened minded to anything highly overprocessed

Which honestly is a good thing

Keeps me in check

Prevents me on acting on the pleasure part of my brain

[pliant willow]

I do like the strawberry but its very... Idk, it makes my mouth feel spicy in a way, idk how to describe ti
I dont have it often

[winter geode]

And choking down like ten cookies

[supple viper]

processed is honestly kind of an overused buzzword. like jam u make urself by blending berries is processed tecknickally

idk i like to eat seafood n avocados

[winter geode]

Fine

Made in a damn factory

[supple viper]

i luv seafood

[winter geode]

Why do i care about it being a buzz worf

Its still often times S H I T E

[supple viper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steals-sushi-cat-viralhog-sneaky-cat-takes-sushi-sushi-thief-cat-gif-307272247298130892

me after ap bio on thursday

[pliant willow]

I dont like seafood sadge
Not very appealing to me

[winter geode]

Havent given it a chance yet

But im fine with that

[supple viper]

sushi and poke bowls are amazing

[winter geode]

Steak, vege, fruit and honey is all i need

[supple viper]

i have poke after a long track meet cuz its filling and a little yummy treat after allat

[pliant willow]

Tiem to drink some pop then do some draw yippeeee

[supple viper]

what kind

[pliant willow]

the pop?

[supple viper]

yea

[pliant willow]

Dr Pepper

[supple viper]

omg i love dr pepper

[pliant willow]

Diet

Yeee

[supple viper]

it reminds me of middle school

the good parts of it

[pliant willow]

Out of pepsi, cola, and dr pepper, this ones my fav

[winter geode]

I dont think i need to talk about how shit diet soda is

[supple viper]

i like root beer

[winter geode]

Damn ye sugar waters

[pliant willow]

Ive never had root beer before

[supple viper]

i just drink regular idk diet/zero tastes funky to me😭

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/5sf-5second-films-you-tube-funny-patton-oswalt-sorcery-gif-8853987

[pliant willow]

I like when they add the cherry/vanilla flavoring to the pop
Tatses so yummy

[supple viper]

cherry coke reminds me of my friend

idk i associate my friends/experiences with things i find

and see

im also,

whatchamacalit

uh

[pliant willow]

I honestly can just drink whatever
Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, regular or diet, Ill drink any of them interchangebly

[supple viper]

synesthesia

i have that

[pliant willow]

I still prefer dr pepper but I like all of them

[supple viper]

like i can see and hear what i taste

i honestly like dr pepper and sprite

sometimes

[chilly parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/nutted-but-she-kept-sukin-gif-14967539

[pliant willow]

:O Sprite is so good

Love me some sprite, esp when Im sick

[supple viper]

what do u think of starry

[pliant willow]

Starry?

[supple viper]

basically the new ginger ale rebrand

i saw it at panera and was like HUH?

[pliant willow]

Ohh
Ive never had ginger ale so idk

[supple viper]

i think its mid. its like pepsi company sprite

[pliant willow]

Hm

oke

Damn my capitalizing first words is on point todya /j

And my spelling

[supple viper]

im an amazing speller irl but my fingers are too quick for the keyboard so i misspell words horribly

theyre just too nimble

[pliant willow]

I suck at spelling both on keyboard and in paper xd

I type too quickly to catch spelling errors on keyboard and I dont handwrite often and I just end up mixing letters together

[supple viper]

i also misspell words purposely sometimes to add humor

[pliant willow]

Doing that's great

I usually do it on purpose for inside jokes with ym friend groups

[supple viper]

yeah

and lots of memes misspell words and i like to reference them

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-zyzz-question-marks-zyzz-not-understand-gif-24672650

[supple viper]

?

[winter geode]

Huh?

[pliant willow]

Wha

[winter geode]

Does anyone know if they've already said something about when the multiplayer mode will come out?

🥺 .

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-press-close-staredown-train-gif-22975756

No.

[olive bloom]

never

[winter geode]

Cry yourself to sleep you will never get it

[ember crater]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-buckshot-dealer-hello-chat-hello-chat-buckshot-roulette-gif-8932130681891727534

[lament wagon]

Hi It's coming out later this year

[manic wyvern]

In my mind the player is a sweaty loser lesbian

[drifting mortar]

don't be so harsh on yourself with the loser part

[manic wyvern]

Nuh uh that’s the hottest genre of women

Buckshot Roulette is my favorite yuri

[drifting mortar]

glad you appreciate the genre

[manic wyvern]

Dealer when she comes out of the shadows and the player starts growling and barking

[mental smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822

Like this?

tbh me when I see the dealer fr

[manic wyvern]

OH MY GOD YOU BEAT ME TO IT

Player has no rizz. Just tears in her eyes and a pathetic single flower in hand

Me and Dealer

[drifting mortar]

what flower though? details matter

[manic wyvern]

Idk it’s a sad pathetic looking rose or something

[drifting mortar]

if it's that rose Dealer would probably appreciate it

[manic wyvern]

He eats it

[fluid lily]

I really wish I didn't have the audio crackling issue

Cuz the audio is great

[supple viper]

i wonder how the dealer feels about there being a lana song about him

im gonna draw him in a blue banisyters shirt omg

that would be genius

would the dealer serve in this shirt yes or no

[drifting mortar]

hey! just noticed your message, this is not a fix per se, but sometimes if you go into sound devices settings and disable your headphones and reenable them it can resolve the issue; please don't hesitate to submit a ticket next time, don't close it immediately, we don't bite

[drifting mortar]

you can ask Mike in #│q-and-a , though I doubt dealer would share any feelings so easily

[supple viper]

i did lol

he's a closeted lana fan probably

[lament wagon]

Also @fluid lily unfortunately there's not much we can do about this issue as this is on Godot's end (the engine used to develop Buckshot Roulette) Try to plug the headset into the pc instead of using an audio interface

[mystic walrus]

i dont think hed like lana tbh lmao

[supple viper]

i meani think he'd vibe with the drug and alcohol imagery but yeah

[drifting mortar]

do you mean as he will instantly fan over instead of just weak 'like'?

[lament wagon]

he's a swiftie

[charred totem]

let me guess
hell itself?

[mystic walrus]

🧍 im going to leave /j

[supple viper]

i think hed vibe with radiohead

and bossa nova

[mystic walrus]

THERE WE GO

[mystic walrus]

i fucking love bossa nova

[charred totem]

hell it is

[supple viper]

hed start bawling singing "jigsaw falling into place"

[mystic walrus]

mood

[supple viper]

dealer looks like a radiohead mascot ngl

[mystic walrus]

AFCSGCHB

[supple viper]

like the evil bear if he smoked copious amounts of tobacco

this is dealer crying (he looked up fanart of himself)

[mystic walrus]

LMAO

[supple viper]

sometimes i think about how deranged we are

[mystic walrus]

same

like why did i buy two dealer plushies. why do i love dealer so much. what is wrong with me (autism mainly but yknow) /hj

[drifting mortar]

well, I mean, dealer for sure doesn't care if it hurts, wants control, body and soul...

[supple viper]

imagining him as the guy in salvatore

[lament wagon]

so that they can be friends

[mystic walrus]

tru

i mainly got two so i can keep one intact and one i can just cuddle with 👍

[supple viper]

to kiss each other

[lament wagon]

[mystic walrus]

the moment i get them im gonna make stupid photos with them

[lament wagon]

aw!

[mystic walrus]

me and my 2 dealers throuple‼️‼️‼️‼️

[mystic walrus]

tucking him in :)))

give him dinner

[supple viper]

can i join

i luv dealer

[mystic walrus]

set up a romantic candlelit dinner and put him on a buncha pillows in the chair in front of me

[supple viper]

id make him pasta

with mearballs

[mystic walrus]

nah sorry

meatbal

[supple viper]

wish i could have gotten a dealer plush

[mystic walrus]

dealer eating frootloops. dealer eating frootloops. mmm frootloop

[supple viper]

id make an edit of him to dealer by lana

with like dreamy filters

[mystic walrus]

if the robe on the plush is removable im definitely crocheting him a sweater

and making him a fancy little suit

[supple viper]

my little freaky peeky booky loml

[mystic walrus]

im gonna have to sew it by hand bc i need to repair my machine

[supple viper]

GELP

[mystic walrus]

LMAO

[tropic goblet]

i need it for my brother

[supple viper]

me teaching my 11 month old cousin about mr buckshot

[mystic walrus]

mr buckshot.........

first name dealer last name buckshotroulette

[supple viper]

buckshot daddy

[mystic walrus]

😦

[supple viper]

my little buckshot

[fluid lily]

What's the strategy with beer cans

I don't understand how to use them

[mystic walrus]

i usually use them when there's a lot of shells (more than 5 usually) to kinda get some shells out of the way

[supple viper]

if its a 2-shell round then you could use one, that way yk what the otjer roujd is and act accordinhly

[cosmic heron]

Using beer to remove shells from the shotgun in longer rounds can be useful against dealers advantage when it’s his turn

[manic wyvern]

Buckshot Roulette is like Jumanji once you’re in that bathroom you get sucked into the game by a compelling force

Live action BR but the Dealer looks like a wet meatball

[fluid lily]

A game for those who wish to find
A way to leave their world behind

[cosmic heron]

How cool would a buckshot roulette show be?

[supple viper]

hey dealer....can you deal me in your game of life...

we finally see the protag

i think itd be cool as like an animated short

[manic wyvern]

Yeah but the show is gonna be focused on the boring human characters and the Dealer gets like 5 minutes of screen time

[cosmic heron]

Disney Pixar animated short: Suicidal gambling simulator

[fluid lily]

That would depend heavily on how it's approached

[supple viper]

yeah

[fluid lily]

What if it was a game show

[supple viper]

like i said, like 2d animated so we get the dealer's freaky likeness

[manic wyvern]

The show would be boring and focused on the humans and their stupid in-fighting and conflicts that could probably be easily resolved by just TALKING

[supple viper]

with like a vhs tape or like scary red/yellow lighting

like just the silence of the mc and the dealer

[cosmic heron]

Vhs horror sounds interesting

Player secretly records for whatever reason of their time at the club finding dealer eventually

Dealer tricks them into signing the waiver and they play

The mc dies

[supple viper]

and like its silent and very few words are said. just breathing and uhhh their angsty backstories

[manic wyvern]

The Dealer is in the background like bigfoot

[fluid lily]

Hey guys I wonder

What would happen if you tried to cheat the game

[cosmic heron]

Dealer using his voice corrupts the audio lol

[manic wyvern]

Dealer jumpscare

[fluid lily]

Like, grabbing the shotgun out of turn

[supple viper]

and errm the mc is faced with a choice and there is a gunshot and it cuts to black

[fluid lily]

Or looking at the chambered shell without a magnifying glass

[supple viper]

im straight up yapping during aphug but like

[fluid lily]

Are you sure you're old enough to play this game

[manic wyvern]

2 hour scene of sloppy making out with the Dealer

[cosmic heron]

Mc gets shot, defibrillator doesn’t save them and the camera falls to the ground and you see a puddle of blood and dealer looking back at you blankly

[supple viper]

and the "dealer wins" screen

[manic wyvern]

God forbid women goof off 🙄

[supple viper]

dealer and mc toxic doomed yaoi

or yuri

[drifting mortar]

what if the dealer just starts to jump as if being scared? technically still a "jump scare"

[manic wyvern]

The Dealer flips the table and charges at you like a bear

[drifting mortar]

if it's a panda I'm okay with that

[supple viper]

I KNOWWWWW

IM SO SAD

isn't it a one time thing

[cosmic heron]

50$ usd for one but worth it

[manic wyvern]

Haha I got my dealer already

Pointing and laughing at you

[supple viper]

💔

a girl can dream

[cosmic heron]

Mood

[manic wyvern]

Ummm bad language

[cosmic heron]

I’m gonna have the shitling sit on my bed

[manic wyvern]

He’ll be in my purse like a puppy

[supple viper]

id have him judge my lastfm

[manic wyvern]

I’ll take him everywhere

Even in the SHOWER! /ref

[supple viper]

id take it to a pride parade

[cosmic heron]

Need official dealer figurines so I can finally whack this thing like a baseball

[supple viper]

they shoukd kiss

[mystic walrus]

im gonna take my dealer plushie in my bag everywhere

[supple viper]

id make him kiss the raihan plush. if i had either.

[mystic walrus]

im kissing my dealer plush

[supple viper]

look

[cosmic heron]

Making dealer kiss springtrap

[mystic walrus]

im gonna kiss both of my dealer plushies, fuck it

wait real question so if i bought one plush and another one a few months after, are they gonna ship in one package or two?¿

bc i pledged when the campaign first launched and then i bought a second one a few days before the campaign ended

[sour tulip]

They'll likely arrive at a similar time but they'll certainly be in seperate packages

[manic wyvern]

Making my dealer kiss me (a fate worse than death)

[mystic walrus]

yeah thats what i was thinking

[supple viper]

oh dealer....what i would give

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-buckshotroulette-my-honest-reaction-smoke-smoking-buckshot-gif-4752325802046754815

[charred totem]

hello there

[idle shale]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-buckshot-dealer-hello-chat-hello-chat-buckshot-roulette-gif-8932130681891727534

How are you all?

[keen vortex]

Gmorning gamers

lets get this gluten

[idle shale]

gluten?

https://tenor.com/view/gluten-pip-dont-tell-gluten-time-gif-10058987942274833328

[bronze olive]

Yay gluten

[daring crypt]

Random question but does anyone know if anyone has tried calculating or approximating the odds of winning 1 (one) round of buckshot roulette

[supple viper]

guys tgere in the anime omg

RIKAAAA my green wife

[keen vortex]

Oh This is my first time seeing them animated!

Mr tired suit over in the corner looking dude lol

[manic wyvern]

I wanna feed Dealer rocks and watch all it’s teeth fall out

[supple viper]

thats sick💔 please not my little freak

[vernal acorn]

the dealer but he has denchers

[pliant willow]

Thats so cursed to think about

[supple viper]

the dealer with clean pearly straight teeth

[night marsh]

Somehow very cursed

[pliant willow]

Somehow thats worse lmao

Dealer with perfect human teeth is more cursed than dentures

[night marsh]

I like his fucked up teeth, it’s what makes his smile so precious and beautiful

[supple viper]

real it gives him charm

[night marsh]

Yess you get me

[pliant willow]

Yissss

[night marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208058717103194113/1209210347328766042/diiler-ttvk4d.gif

[pliant willow]

[supple viper]

dill pickle

[mystic walrus]

YEAAAAA

[supple viper]

cutie pootie

[mystic walrus]

hes so cuties

[night marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207635466308952075/1230185630668165262/Tumblr_l_1141961164239269.gif

Precious

[mystic walrus]

yoinking that

[night marsh]

Go ahead I yoinked it too

[supple viper]

dealer plush is a thweetheart

[mystic walrus]

ikr hes so 💚💚💕💞

[charred totem]

did i entered the chat in a good moment?

[supple viper]

yes

[charred totem]

good thing then

[supple viper]

i can fix him

[charred totem]

what-

[pliant willow]

The cutieee

[charred totem]

hey you got a nice banner

gotta say that

[pliant willow]

Thxx

[charred totem]

no problem

[pliant willow]

I shoved a bunch of game arts together of games Ive played before lol
Theres a lot in there

[charred totem]

i can see that

[pliant willow]

Yea

[keen vortex]

awwwwwww

humans sure do love cute-ifying a laterally eldritch horror into something we can hug huh?

[charred totem]

they do

they do a thing that we can hug

i wanna change my banner so bad

but it looks nice tho

[manic wyvern]

Dealer but he’s drawn as a skinny white twink anime boy

[charred totem]

what-

[manic wyvern]

Dealer but vivziepop drew him /j

[supple viper]

SOMEOONE NEEDS TO DO THE ALASTOR MEME BUT EITH DEALRE

[supple viper]

i do it with my centipede leech oc all the time who says icant do it to a tobacco addicted cutie pootie

[glad swallow]

nah but i actually saw one like that

[charred totem]

just reading peacefully

[supple viper]

ike this

[mystic walrus]

GOD NO

[winter geode]

why they built like 📈🔻📉

[supple viper]

BYEEE THATS SO REAL

vivziepop likes twinks ig

[cosmic heron]

This drawing I made ages ago looks like it kinda

I mean-

I never intended it to like that 💀

But the more I stare at this shit the more I slowly realize

I hate this rendition I like my newer designs more

[keen vortex]

huh you're right I can def see a bit, but seeing this is wild because you can tell just how far youve come in developing your own style and vibe!

Also, like.. if you dropped the Dealers nightclub in the middle of vivziepop's version of hell - tbh I kinda think it'd just be the exact same

[hybrid wolf]

better idea : can you put your hand on a shotgun ?

[idle shale]

me when the overwhelming positive reviews kick in

[rotund sleet]

i got another 70k in the base game, once again on my fourth try (actually more like 3 and a half, because a power outage in my area stopped me from finishing one of my good attempts, so i guess that counts as a half attempt idk)

[idle shale]

power outage??

are you chilean???

[rotund sleet]

nope

[idle shale]

damn

there are a lot of power outages bc there is a lot of rain rn

[rotund sleet]

i still don't get why the power outage happened here, but it stopped one of my attempts dead because i optimized my PC to run games better when it's plugged in, and because the power outage technically stopped it from being plugged in, plus my PC has a terrible battery life that doesn't even last an hour before it needs to charge, my attempt ended at the start of round three

[idle shale]

anyone wanna play buckshot frenzy on roblox?

[keen vortex]

actually I had a power outage a bit earlier too and I'm in the states - first one in a long time hahah

[idle shale]

it's literally buckshot roulette multiplayer

[keen vortex]

I heard two loud bangs and then everything went out in a few square blocks

[idle shale]

and it looks pretty darn similar

[rotund sleet]

i actually remember something, i was just playing the game, and just as i was about to start round 3, i heard 2 beeps, and then my game started stuttering like crazy

[keen vortex]

whoa, freaky

[rotund sleet]

i know it sounds like a creepypasta, but legit speaking, unless it's plugged in, my PC acts like a potato, so it's not a pleasant experience to put it lightly

[keen vortex]

so you're saying...that your potato pc took out my power ?

rude

jkjk

[rotund sleet]

i guess i shoulda seen it coming tbh, this thing is like 3 to 5 years old

[manic fox]

Attention all High Rollers, the dealer has personally dropped an EMP on tinyFox's house

[visual depot]

Does anyone know what the specific blank-live combinations are in double or nothing?

[pliant willow]

Im pretty sure its always same amount of lives , blanks on evens, or if its an odd loadout, theres always +1 blank over lives

Unless youre asking like.. what order they go in for each loadout?

[supple viper]

im gonna draw my hc for the protagonist of buckshot

she's gonna be like an overworked low-middle class salarywoman fresh out of college and arm-deep in debt

[drifting mortar]

can't wait to see it on the #│fanart-chat

[idle shale]

will buckshot roulette run on a 2gb ram amd athlon windows 7 pc?

I'm desesperated as hell and my laptop is on a friend's house

and my only option is an 2007 compaq pc

[drifting mortar]

as a general rule of thumb, I'd say that Buckshot Roulette runs properly only on graphics cards no older than ~2016, so it probably won't work

[idle shale]

Dang

[idle shale]

guess i will have to stick to Playstation and roblox

[drifting mortar]

Dealer will patiently wait for your return

[idle shale]

Yup

I hope so

I'm gonna make him loose 2m cash

[idle shale]

Imagine how fun would BR be if the shotgun isn't the thing that kills you

Like

Passing out drunk

or eventually getting cancer

or a heart attack from using too much adrenaline

[winter geode]

Begun fuctional training

Shit is hard but awesome

Bloody hell i could go for 8 boiled eggs atm though

Or a big juiced steak

Sissy squats

Soz for the angle, its the best i could find lol

[frosty bolt]

yall interested in a tabletop version?

thats the working title

[frosty bolt]

heels to ground

[drifting mortar]

he did say sissy

[drifting mortar]

looks promissing, there were some card artists in #│fanart-chat you can look it up, they've got some awesome designs

[frosty bolt]

im thinking of adjusting the rules so you only need the cards, but it involves geting upto 8 items

kinda op aginst the Dealer

[drifting mortar]

yeah, balancing could be done by players themselves in the long run by moderating rules how they please, the base's good though

[frosty bolt]

i plan to run tis at my local game shop

i hope to get rid of the "Box" and just draw from the top of the deck (mag tube)

[drifting mortar]

yeah, that makes more sense for a card game

[frosty bolt]

do you think that having the "Dealer" always knowing the last "shell" is more OP than the "Player" always going firs at start of rounds and reloads?

ive been mulling this over

in this game the live/blank ratio can be out of what the vid game does

so in a 8 shell load you can have 1 live/7 blank or 7 live/1 blank.

ore anywhere inbetween

[drifting mortar]

hmm, that kinda depends on the items, guess testing it out should provide more data on whether it's too much or not

[frosty bolt]

i made this assuming this is a "fatal" game. Hence why the next roll assigns number of live shells

[drifting mortar]

ah, I see, riiight

[frosty bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUsJJRuqZhA

[idle venture]

Alternatively.

[frosty bolt]

im rather drunk

[frosty bolt]

plerase dont play

IRL

[idle venture]

It's an airsoft gun. Safe with full face protection and if you don't let players shoot themselves point blank, obviously.

[frosty bolt]

how do randomize?

[idle venture]

I just wrote a loadout generator in Java and use that to randomize both the rounds and the items.

Still tweaking the values.

[drifting mortar]

oh that's neat

[idle venture]

It requires two players to play and one more to act as a dealer with no stakes in the game. The dealer is the one who runs the round generator, reloads the gun, and shoots the player from a safe distance if they choose to fire at themselves.

[frosty bolt]

thanlk fuck

[frosty bolt]

are items phisical?

[idle venture]

Not at the moment. We're using cards to streamline the process. But I think using physical handcuffs would be fun.

I should actually upload the final versions of cards somewhere. One moment.

[drifting mortar]

personally, I'd prefer no shooting at all, lol, airsoft still hurts quite a lot; just make sure not to aim at the head even with a full face protection

[idle venture]

Ye, it is an occasionally painful game. A thick hoodie and shots only to the chest make it feel okay-ish.

Shooting is easily the least necessary part of the game, but it sure does spice things up.

Here are the cards.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JgaXk_q6KSXAffiVQZtz4E4BwbkTK2FW?usp=sharing

[drifting mortar]

hope you're not using tasers as defibrillator

[idle venture]

Cursed idea.

[frosty bolt]

how burner work?

[idle venture]

Dealer generates a number of the shell to reveal, then sends a text to the player.

[frosty bolt]

cool

[frosty bolt]

meds I assume you flip coin?

[idle venture]

Yeah, you can use a number generator if you want to rely on cold, digital pseudo-randomness. Or you can flip a regular coin, as the card suggests.

[frosty bolt]

adrenaline shouldint steal adrenaline

[idle venture]

It doesn't, it's not listed on the card, but it is implied that it functions the same way it does in the original game.

[frosty bolt]

I like the card desiginsd

[idle venture]

That's good to hear.

[frosty bolt]

"fire twice" can be confusing to someone not familiar with the game

for the saw

but so far i like

[idle venture]

Oh, yea, that's a rule adapted to how this shotgun works. Only one shell is loaded at a time, but the shells actually function as magazines, containing up to 10 shots. So instead of doubling the damage from one shot (which is boring), we let the player fire twice without loading a new shell. Feels about as magical as the original shotgun, which grows back after being sawn off.

[frosty bolt]

im rather inebriated, so elaborate "fire twice"

[idle venture]

You shoot twice into the same target during your turn.

[frosty bolt]

so just 2 if its live or nothing if blank?

[idle venture]

Yea.

Same effective outcome as when using the saw in the game, but your target actually feels that "double damage".

[frosty bolt]

for beer you probs should clarify that the turn doesn't end

[idle venture]

Yea, could add that line on the card.

[frosty bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pePht5T7zR4&list=TLPQMTkwNTIwMjSlSFaBGBWwIg&index=7

[barren abyss]

Yo yo yo

I wanted to ask

I bought an album for the buckshot roulette OST. Anyone else buy one and not receive there’s yet? It’s been a hella long time

[normal crest]

i just beat the game

i like it

[normal crest]

first try btw

and now

double or nothing

[normal crest]

jeez how much cheaters

[normal crest]

i died first round

[opal shale]

digitally?

[icy dune]

hey does anyone have a spotify link to the music jabbu has done for other mike klubnika games? specifically the other side and tartarus engine if you can.

[drifting mortar]

not sure if they even are on spotify, you can try bandcamp instead

[icy dune]

i just wanna put them in my playlists.... i cri

[spark knot]

Hey guys, what does it say on the pill packaging?

[vocal granite]

a bunch of rambled text

pretty sure the file is somewhere here

[mystic walrus]

it's a bunch of text in estonian

[spark knot]

I thought that something conscious was written here, for example, how to use

do you think Mike wrote something clever on purpose or just random words?

[spring cosmos]

I mean, the quaaludes have an amogus joke and some of the text is flipped upside down, but the liability waiver is just copy pasted from an existing document, so, it's a tossup

[slender smelt]

i love the absolute swagger of kicking down both doors

[woven wigeon]

the sheer confidence of the player

all for it to go down the drain the moment the first round starts

wait a minute why does the player know every rule about the game? cause we perform every action so confidently but whenever we hold the shotgun we start shaking

[spring cosmos]

Maybe in universe, the liability waiver doubles as a tutorial, giving explanations for all the items? As for shaking when holding the gun, i mean, even if you know it's blank, it's gotta be pretty stressful shooting yourself

[drifting mortar]

it's the excitement of the adrenaline rush, blood boiling, heart throbbing, you know

thrilled shakes

[slender smelt]

idk even if i knew if i was gonna shoot myself with a blank i'd still be worried

[spark knot]

Does it look like the original to you?
I'll finish it later.

although the font is different, I couldn't find a similar one, maybe who knows what it's called?

[idle venture]

This is the website I use for fonts. Try and browse through these. Can't really tell which category this one would belong in, but the website does account for category overlap.
https://www.1001freefonts.com/modern-fonts.php

[idle venture]

The confident use of items is probably the player psyching themselves up. But when the shotgun is in your hands, that is it. Whatever confidence you thought you had quickly drains out of you.

Even if you know which shell is coming, there's still that little "what if" at the back of your mind.

[spark knot]

here are 2 different fonts

[idle venture]

Try this one.
https://www.1001freefonts.com/mollen.font

Seems to fit the bill for the most part. Simple, kinda blocky.

[spark knot]

I think I found it

[idle venture]

Yea, that looks right.

[spark knot]

Only I do not know how to draw spots and shabbiness.

[idle venture]

The small text is written in some kind of a typewriter type font. And the digits on the side use their own font too, much thinner than the rest of the text. For the spots you'll probably need a texture brush.

[spark knot]

I have never used texture brush

[idle venture]

That looks better.

Texture brushes are something a lot of the more versatile digital art programs come with. Krita could have the right ones by default.

[fresh flame]

You can find the prescription texture through decompilation. I’ll post a link to the file.

https://github.com/lilliepad1/buckshot-decomp-public/blob/main/models/new items/new items main1_pill box label new5.png

[barren abyss]

Bought it on this frog something website saying that it was a pre order of the physical thing

[prime tide]

My goodness

Just got an ad for this hit new game

[normal crest]

Wait

Is there a way to recompile the game to run on stuff it isn't intended to run on?

[hallow spear]

he looks…. so ill. so sickly my poor dealer

[normal crest]

Yeah

[hallow spear]

a brick or two hit him

[pliant willow]

What did they do to him 😭

[spring cosmos]

One too many expired medicine

[warm turret]

yes, numerous people have compiled the game for web and put it online to get that sweet sweet ad money

i think in theory it could be compiled to mobile

[normal crest]

Huh

That'd be interesting

[radiant nymph]

Does anyone know how many copies Buckshot Roulette has sold total (across itch and steam)?

[pliant willow]

YIPPEE

[frosty bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7NmY6IhEsU

[winter geode]

I completed it too last night 🤜🤛

[winter geode]

yo

what

the

hell

[pliant willow]

Sometimes I feel bad when I annihilate Dealer
Then I get absolutely clowned on and I dont feel that bad anymore lol

[frosty bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idPo-_v9OTA

[frosty bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tQDA-vOOGE&list=TLPQMjIwNTIwMjSKOYCs3bOmXA&index=3

[winter geode]

Ladies and gentlemem

We gottem

[tropic goblet]

ninja boots?

[winter geode]

Ninja boots

[cold dirge]

ohh awesome. i always wanted to get one of those. i hope they come in my size.

[tropic goblet]

cool-cool! are they as comfy as they look like?

[idle venture]

Looking at the second image, I assumed those were just socks with sandals.

The very special kind of ninja boots.

[winter geode]

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/176368765591?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=705-154756-20017-0&ssspo=inR73kRNRv6&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=i3klfumnram&var=475886170632&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Here mate

They go up to size 13

Id highly recommend them

However be warned they are barefoot

And if you are used to shite normie shoes theyre gonna be different and work different

Youll be building alot more stability in these

Which means sore muscles

[prime tide]

Bonjoir

[prime tide]

Dang, wish they had bigger sizes

[winter geode]

Damn giant feet

[lofty wharf]

[spark knot]

Oh, thank you so much

[slender smelt]

y'all know any songs or albums that are like the OST?

[bronze olive]

Cute

[winter geode]

You say what, maggot????

[bronze olive]

I said they're cute 🙂

[bronze olive]

🥰

[blissful hollow]

ì finnaly got buckshot guys

[normal crest]

nice

[quiet sail]

Now you only need the roulette

[blissful hollow]

true..

time to save up ig

[bronze olive]

[cold dirge]

Actually im a small guy, unfortunately they are too big for me. Ill keep an eye on them though if they get smaller sizes in the future

[drifting mortar]

oh looking at your pfp I imagine little tanuki pawwws

[cold dirge]

basically!

[hybrid wolf]

Put them in the dryer lol

[supple viper]

happy world goth day everypony

[vocal granite]

omg goth day....... why am i working

[mystic walrus]

happy world goth day!!!!!!! ily all goths mwah

[drifting mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-sip-morticia-addams-addams-family-tea-gif-20701025

[mystic walrus]

morticia my beloved,,,

[keen vortex]

[manic wyvern]

Sigh…

[bronze olive]

Yay!

[keen vortex]

I'm not sure if its exactly the same, but I know of a brand called ILYSM and its got smaller sizes!

[manic wyvern]

Is there a world punk day

[cold dirge]

it looks like their website is down rn! Ill check again later. but they look like those are the right shoes!

[keen vortex]

According to google, yes!

but it seems like the exact date cant be agreed on cause it says october 25th but sometimes june 9th

[supple viper]

june 9 is my bday omg

[keen vortex]

ooo happy early bday!

[supple viper]

thakn yoiuuuu

[keen vortex]

also welcome in!

[supple viper]

this is a sign im a gyaru punk now

[woven wigeon]

^ this image is so cursed

[cold dirge]

looks like they closed heir shop in 2022, unfortunate. i did end up finding a pair from a different company though!!

[manic wyvern]

Fat

[supple viper]

chronic pain flareup before my math final. make it make sense 😭

gyaru day is june 25 apparently

[hallow spear]

That cat is HUGE

[bronze olive]

Ah cute

[manic wyvern]

He’s not fat he’s fluffy /j

[bronze olive]

CHonker

[supple viper]

update on math final: im cooked and stiff asl send help

[supple viper]

NO.

THE "clean goth🎀 ✨ " PPL GOT TO GYARU??

"gyarucore" what????

[manic wyvern]

I wonder why we stopped doing public executions

[supple viper]

fr like this goes against everything it stands for. the whole point was to reject what japanese beauty standards deemed refined and aesthetic n sleek be so fr

[keen vortex]

wow, what an epic journey for Tabi shoes we've been on

no smaller sizes, other company is gone

you gotta show if/when you get them hahaha

[keen vortex]

pretty sure this is the opposite of gyaru

in my totally probably not expert opinion

[supple viper]

this definitely is the opposite.

ppl on tiktok just take something they find pretty, monetize and water it down, and ignore the history and customs behind it.

[jade stone]

Can I plz B kitten

[warm turret]

as an outsider it seems like the "clean" trend is just watering down actual interesting aesthetics to make them palatable for a forever 21 store

goth without the makeup, piercings and edginess is just wearing black

[void parcel]

Time to grind CS weekly for cents.

[bronze olive]

I'm not 15 years old what is clean goth

[bronze olive]

I can't wear makeup it makes me dysphoric.
I'm allergic to metal

I'm a classic mall goth

[winter geode]

Use charcoal

[bronze olive]

FUCK NO

The point of it is it makes me feel bad to wear that

[winter geode]

Use pastel

Use lead paint

[bronze olive]

Hmm that's pretty goth actually

[winter geode]

Lead poisoning

[bronze olive]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-notes-write-down-notes-writing-memo-gif-17395025

[winter geode]

Very goth

[supple viper]

something tiktok mfs with no knowledge for the history and culture behind a subculture do to wash down goth to a more "palatable and aesthetic" watered down version to be commercialized and mass produced as a microtrend

[bronze olive]

That's weird

[supple viper]

fr like

makes me mad

[bronze olive]

To me if you weren't clowned on and got your ass beat in school for how you dressed you're not goth but again that's me

[supple viper]

goth is music based. the style is gothic

imo if u show appreciation for gothic fashion AND listen to the music ur good in my book

[bronze olive]

And I exclusively listen to electronic doom type music kek

[supple viper]

like u can't listen to goth music and NOT fw elvira

[winter geode]

Yknow you can just be human

[bronze olive]

To me it was if you were super fucking weird, SH and hated being alive

[winter geode]

Not a stereotype

[bronze olive]

I was deadly unhappy in middle school

[winter geode]

Everyone in this generation was mate

[bronze olive]

Mine was particularly bad

My bullies seemed happy 🙂

But that was a long time ago

[winter geode]

Kids are naturally evil unfortunately

[supple viper]

the first half was bad. the second half i started to find friends and it was slightly better

[winter geode]

I never had friends after i had to leave my first school

[bronze olive]

I don't actually hold ill will towars my hs bullies except for the older boys who would beat me up I hope they died in prison lol

[winter geode]

Which led me to isolation/solitude

Sucked ass but i grew in a different potentially better way cause of it

[supple viper]

my bullies had trouble finding japan on a map so uh

[bronze olive]

I had to move schools a few times myself. Almost got expelled.

[winter geode]

Ermm... where is that again???

[supple viper]

they also thought india was a subcontinent in south america and that mexicans were asians

[bronze olive]

Sounds like my bullies

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-scratching-chin-scratching-oney-plays-gif-26280587

[supple viper]

the j-shaped island on asia

[winter geode]

Jk

[supple viper]

west of japan

[bronze olive]

I ocne heard them debating I'd Helen Keller or Harriet Tubman was the one who sat at the front of the bus

If*

[supple viper]

GELP

[bronze olive]

Yeeeppp

And FYI we live where that happened so no excuse

😭😭

[supple viper]

some girl asked the teacher how long ago 1943 was. also they were ASTONISHED upon learning the many atrocities the US commited during WWII

[bronze olive]

Me when i was a toddler and learned about slavery

My mom said I didn't believe that was real

[winter geode]

Figures

[supple viper]

me learning about what columbus did to my ancestors and thats wgy i get super pale in the winter

[winter geode]

A child not believing in something so horrible

Sounds understandable

[bronze olive]

Oh to be that naive

[winter geode]

Or rather. Innocent and pure

[bronze olive]

Yeah .

[winter geode]

Something kids nowadays arent anymore

I played vrc a couple days ago

A 13yr old girl had a dozen.. NSFW groups and spoke like a total moron..

Christ these poor lost souls, damn those who turned them into this.

[bronze olive]

That's a parent issue

[winter geode]

Thats a society issue

[bronze olive]

Parents are the first step

[slender dove]

BR Online ?

[bronze olive]

I was 100% allowed to do whatever I wanted hahahaa

[supple viper]

millenials messing them up fr

[winter geode]

NO! StOP AsKIn

[bronze olive]

But the internet didn't exist as itr does now back then

[slender dove]

?

[bronze olive]

Computer was a place you went

[winter geode]

The computer used to be a thing id watch curious george on and play with legos

[supple viper]

i used to play abcmouse and watch animal videos

[winter geode]

Yknow we had a shed full of cow turds that my family would burn as a ritual

Lil factoid for ya

[supple viper]

i loved this one with these monkeys on an island and drinking at a bar

[bronze olive]

For me it was something adults used in class ans it didn't have a mouse all the time

First time I saw a computer I ripped all the keys out

[winter geode]

I remember i learnt lock picking as a kid

[bronze olive]

Cool

[winter geode]

Yeah, i locked and unlocked stuff all the type with paperclips

[bronze olive]

I wouldn't mind knowing that

[winter geode]

Quite useless now as keys are far more advanced

Unless you get a professional kit

[bronze olive]

Ahaha

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-beat-up-pogger-gif-22865694

[bronze olive]

!!!!

Thankz

Wtf

[manic wyvern]

Fat….

[cosmic heron]

What do I do with his ugly ass

[austere igloo]

idk where i should put this

[normal crest]

No not really, kids mostly mimic stuff they see, so bullies are mostly because of improper parenting

[normal crest]

Coming this year i believe

[manic wyvern]

No they’re awful

[slender dove]

its been a long time when the devloper said this

[bronze olive]

I saw someone very innocently using this and the dealer bot shit himself in his sleep and described it and that was probably the one and only time I have laughed at these stupid AI bots

Also the dealerbot kept MOANING ????? LIKE..THE WAY IT TALKED IS WHAT GOT ME. It was like MMhhN

[vernal acorn]

Lol strange bot

[bronze olive]

[manic wyvern]

I can’t stand it when they use the squiggly line ~

[bronze olive]

~

[manic wyvern]

What even is the purpose of that character

[supple viper]

HELP I HATE CHARACTER AI I FEEL GENUINELY HARRASED LIKE

[bronze olive]

Same

[supple viper]

i was talking to suguru geto and i said "hello vro" and he licked his lips and caresdsed my hair with sweaty palms????

#NOTmygeto

[bronze olive]

I hate c.ai so much please rp with a real Person

Ai makes me so mad

Dumb annoying robots shut UP

[charred totem]

hell itself

[supple viper]

it reminds me of that flamingo video where he talks to chai bots of himself and the bot is freaky asf

[manic wyvern]

The problem is shame 💔

[bronze olive]

I've been rping since I was like 11 with many people and used to run rp groups I have no shame with it and I know I'm good

[supple viper]

fym "albert,sassy, flirty, charming, bad boy" that is NOT flamingo???

[bronze olive]

The only shame I feel is if the other person doesn't match my vibe

Like you gotta rock with me

[supple viper]

i rp with myself (i am delusional)

[manic wyvern]

See that’s what happens with me because I don’t know how to talk

[manic wyvern]

Isn’t rhat just fan fiction

[bronze olive]

Basically writing fanfic

I also write fanfic

[supple viper]

i dont actually write. i just fantasize and daydream

[manic wyvern]

I used to write but then came the illness

[bronze olive]

You should. It's a fun outlet

I write like a possessed machine but then I get caught in editing hell

[supple viper]

i would write but then there's the ao3 writer curse. im chronically ill i do NOT want to go to the hospital again

[bronze olive]

I have stuff on ao3 that hasn't been updated in years but I Damn well know I finished it just haven't edited it

[manic wyvern]

Depression has me too tired and not motivated enough to write and ADHD just makes me. Not do things

“Oh yeah I’ll do that thing” and I spend the next hour completely spaced out staring at the floor

My biggest fear writing is that I’m going to mischaracterize the characters and make them not act or speak like themselves (plus I am not good with words 💀)

[supple viper]

undiagnosed mental illness got me retching at the thought of a committed schedule lowkey

[supple viper]

REAL OMG tgats why i stick to fanart and making my own ocs

[manic wyvern]

I’m just finding out it’s not normal to be spaced out for hours on end staring at nothing

[supple viper]

me when mt friend tells me she's concerned for me and thinks i may have bpd or an ed

[manic wyvern]

I got tested and the results say it’s just regular non bipolar depression but. I still have all the other symptoms

I’ve seen so many bipolar people talk about their experiences and their scarily similar to mine, my emotions and my thinking patterns

[supple viper]

"huh? i though everyone had the urge to make fake identities and compuslively lie to get the most out of the social interactions you were starved from as a child?"

me

i want to get diagnosed but the stigma behind bpd is absolutely sickening

[manic wyvern]

I literally can’t remember anything about my childhood but I can still feel the effects of the aftermath

[supple viper]

i don't want to be negatively perceived and stereotyped by people as an unpleasant and violent person. that's not me wtf

same with what i suspect to be || bulimia or anorexia ||

the post-middle school ED is real😭

[manic wyvern]

As a kid I thought that people with bipolar were unpredictable and dangerous, violent people. And only NOW am I learning that’s not true

[supple viper]

REAL SAME WITH AUTISM

[manic wyvern]

WITH ANXIETY TOO it’s always shown off as being scared or nervous but nobody told me about how it makes you feel like you’re GOING TO DIE

[supple viper]

my mom had taught me that neurodivergent/autistic ppl were dumb and i couldn't possibly be neurodivergent with such high grades. when i finally get a diagnosis i'm gonna be so insulted

take that mommy

[manic wyvern]

Nobody talks about the aggression that comes with anxiety. How irritable and bitter it could make me. How it makes me lash out and not even realize I’m anxious

[supple viper]

like i said it's honestly insulting??and she's a doctor/medicine worker as well??? please go back to med school

me with overstimulation

got me feeling like a reincarnated malevolent eldritch deity when ppl get too loud

[manic wyvern]

With the constant changing and shifting of emotions and mindsets it leaves me not knowing what I really am like, or who I am

[supple viper]

actually so real i hate personality quizzes bc im so indecisive about myself

i genuinely can't decide for myself anything. just what people want. lowkey tragic but like

[manic wyvern]

Everyone has a set personality but I am whoever I feel like at the moment

[supple viper]

i have like 2 constant personality traits and even those change at any given time

[manic wyvern]

Are we feeling petrifying dread or apathy today boys

[supple viper]

and it leaves me feeling empty as hell and like. just not even a real girl. mimicking behavior patterns i see in peers.

dread🎀

https://tenor.com/view/onion-boy-kieran-pokemon-kieran-my-man-dudeman-gif-7636351882036063285

do we fw kieran

[manic wyvern]

Yes ❤️ but I had mixed feelings about Carmine because of my own negative experiences with siblings

Like a caught myself thinking “omfg just kill her Kiki”

[supple viper]

i honestly relate to carmine a little bit because i'm older and i see myself lashing out because i have to put up with elder daughter stress TM

and she came off as xenophobic which i did NOT fw. but like she's just anti gentrification and she's genuinely trying to change herself. as a floridian latina who HATES how touristy my city is getting.

but like i was playing the game and she looked gagged at me for the first time and i was like "have you never seen a nahua pipil baddie before vro"

[bronze olive]

Why did discord just tell me that yall are chatting about anxiety

[manic wyvern]

I know it’s “a realistic sibling dynamic” to everyone else but as a person very affected by negative experiences with my siblings i had mixed feelings

[manic wyvern]

Ok Nevermind let’s talk about men 😁

[supple viper]

got it

https://tenor.com/view/raihan-pokemon-gif-19196115

my little princess ❤️

[bronze olive]

😭

[manic wyvern]

Yes I love men I am not mentally ill

[supple viper]

im sapphic but can appreciate a nice young man

[manic wyvern]

There is no mental illness in the buckshot roulette general server 😁

[supple viper]

like dealer (he's probably like 49)

i could be his priscilla yawl

[bronze olive]

4900

[manic wyvern]

He needs me (an annoying smelly girlbear with mental illness with serious autism)

[supple viper]

https://tenor.com/view/cheren-gif-20800858

[supple viper]

i can fix him trust

one look at my spotify liked songs and he regains the ability to live and love again

[manic wyvern]

Let me guess. Mitski

[supple viper]

nope

a small amt of it is

[bronze olive]

I've never listened to mitski and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[supple viper]

she makes me mourn my young curly hair big nose self who kept making plans to bleach my hair

thats why i cant listen to her for long without feeling dread and WOC mourning

flicking your switch by ladytron is my most streamed song of the week

according to lastfm

[manic wyvern]

Me when I flick my switch

She flick on my switch til I stream

[bronze olive]

BOO.

[supple viper]

mperg🥰

[manic wyvern]

I sentence you to pregnant man

[supple viper]

do you think dealer would fw christian woman by type o negative

[bronze olive]

As an infertile woman it's amusing at best

[supple viper]

reak

real

dealer mpreg

[manic wyvern]

I’ve drawn n wrote about that a few times

[bronze olive]

It always somehow circles back to this

[manic wyvern]

It all comes back

[bronze olive]

At this point Mike has seen us talk about it more than anything 😭

[supple viper]

mike might make it canon atp

[bronze olive]

Haaahahhaaha

I'd laaaaugh

[manic wyvern]

We shoot the Dealer and a mini dealer pops out

[bronze olive]

HSBWIWJ

[supple viper]

😭

[manic wyvern]

Dealer: “IM SHITTSNG???”

[bronze olive]

duuhUUUHH IM GUNNA BROWN

[bronze olive]

The c.ai dealer be like

[manic wyvern]

Oh so that’s why the Dealer is brown

[bronze olive]

I'd send it here but I don't wanna scare anyone

[supple viper]

omg dealer is a man of color 😍

[manic wyvern]

I seen it already

And he’s fat 😍

[bronze olive]

I've had conversationse about those

This *

[supple viper]

his ethnicity is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

to me he has like small ass wrists but a larger stomach and pecs

[bronze olive]

I came to the conclusion that he's not a person so it doesn't matter but also I think he's Estonian so he probably sounds like a goofy Nordic

[supple viper]

wit the smallest tobacco addict neck known to man

[bronze olive]

Yes I know there's like world War over what you'd call an estonian but they sound like Finnish people to me

Sso I diagnose you with Nordic

[manic wyvern]

I diagnose him with FAT 😳🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[supple viper]

i diagnose him with nice waist syndrome

[bronze olive]

Mmmmhmm

I want those acrylic stands to come out already

[supple viper]

please

[bronze olive]

I waaaaant it so fucking bad

[supple viper]

im already fawning over it

[bronze olive]

@ mods yall better put it in news when those drop so I don't miss them or I'm going to hurt myself

[manic wyvern]

Throw him in a washing machine

[supple viper]

real

i have apple pay and im not afraid to use it.

[manic wyvern]

How we talk about the Dealer

[bronze olive]

VSNSBSKS WHY ARE BIS EYES LIKE THAT

[supple viper]

me when raihan

and luigi

[manic wyvern]

We NEED to talk about CR’s BIG GAPING HOLE for 2024…

[bronze olive]

Hehehehe

[supple viper]

the BIG HOLE in the DEALER'S backstory (its tremendous!)

[manic wyvern]

The big gaping hole is the shotgun blast from the Dealer

[versed ledge]

i wanna oil up dealer

[supple viper]

his mouth when o shoot him with freakybeam

[manic wyvern]

Listen I’ve seen the fanart his ass is ginormous

[versed ledge]

smash

[supple viper]

i can tell he got nice thick fingers i can fiddle with

[manic wyvern]

He’s got a tongue like a monitor lizard and it’s biiiig and covered in slime

[supple viper]

aka 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 grant x dealer yaoi

or yuri. i mean dealer has no confirmed gender and neither do i lowkey

[bronze olive]

Dealer of indeterminate gender

[charred totem]

i come here and the first fucking thing i read is this
|| gonna be worth it tho? ||

[manic wyvern]

The Dealer looking at me after I grab his wenor instead of the shotgun

[bronze olive]

Yea

[bronze olive]

JORQING HIS w

[supple viper]

yes

lets just say. my peanits

[versed ledge]

Y E S

[charred totem]

ight fair

[versed ledge]

guys

[manic wyvern]

Can the Dealer make me his chair

[versed ledge]

even discord dont want send this thing i said

[manic wyvern]

Who wants to be freaky about the Dealer in DMs /j

[supple viper]

can the dealer be my chair

[supple viper]

it's a manifestation of addiction? ZAYUMN!!!🤤 😋

[manic wyvern]

/j unless otherwise

[supple viper]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-apple-gif-11300510020368635070

me

[bronze olive]

[supple viper]

mike shpuld make a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or nothing mode where you can romance the dealer

[charred totem]

that could be a good idea

[bronze olive]

Imagine freaky roulette for an April fools joke

[supple viper]

omg io wpuld watch the hell

[bronze olive]

And at the end of the date the dealer shoots you in the head anyways 😂

[supple viper]

that woyld suck but kind of be in character

st least it's dealer thats shooting me

[bronze olive]

Okay but to him that's Nice.

The foreplay is the gun

[manic wyvern]

Like that one comic

[bronze olive]

There's more than one but yesss

Even mike agrees !!! Dealer is gunromantic

[supple viper]

😭

taping a gun to me maybe then he'll notive

[manic wyvern]

He’s wearing a hat that says “guns love me women fear me”

[supple viper]

consider me not a woman then😍

[manic wyvern]

Me with Dealer

[keen vortex]

YALL

I am begging you, s t o p

https://tenor.com/view/no-noodle-spray-bottle-animation-behave-gif-17954572

https://tenor.com/view/rpcs3-jenci-jail-monopoly-gif-24804318

[manic wyvern]

I. Need wwife to call pretty. Unh

No wife. Using my not real wifs

Save me diller

[devout garden]

ah, people are still thirsting over the dealer i see

[night marsh]

Not gonna stop

[manic wyvern]

My wife

Save me character with no canon gender

My hear me outs have been baaaaad 😭

[manic wyvern]

Floating orb and lanky red (possibly pregnant) ex war criminal paralysis demon

[vernal acorn]

weiord demons

[manic wyvern]

My ugly wife

[charred totem]

I JUST OPENED DISCORD

WTF

[manic wyvern]

Skrunkly 🙂

[hallow spear]

the boiled one mention

[manic wyvern]

My wwife

[supple viper]

omg phen 228 plushy

i need a locust/thumper plush

[manic wyvern]

Phenny….

[keen vortex]

do...do I want to ask what this is?

do I want to know?

[spring cosmos]

Don't worry, it's just a bird

[prime tide]

Why do I even open discord anymore

[cosmic heron]

I guess dealer is all mine then

[astral salmon]

hye

?

anyone there?

[normal crest]

Hi

[weak viper]

#│patch-notes message

||is this referring to the moments during a 1 live 1 blank when there is one bullet left and it says how unfortunate?||

[muted nimbus]

possibly stupid question, in the start of the normal playthrough he says 2 variants of how the rounds go into the shotgun.

when you see the rounds on the table is that the order forwards or backwards? or is it always random, only the number of live and blanks matter? if the latter, is the reason the rounds are always jumbled up just to make it harder to count?

essentially, my question is does the order you see the rounds on the table have any significance or is it just visual flair

[weak viper]

I think hidden sequence means he knows what bullets are being shot

[muted nimbus]

so for double or nothing it's just visual flair and completely random?

[glacial kelp]

No it only says how unfortunate when there is one shell left