Cow house
#│nightclub
manic wyvern
keen vortex
pffffft 
tawdry otter
Non-UK, even the British English variant is a minefield sometimes. Somehow "bum bag" is better sounding to them than "fanny pack"
hybrid wolf
I've been around enough dyslexic people that it cured my grammar nazism
welcome to bilinguism
it sucks lmao
I'm technically trilinguial
sonic crown
what
hybrid wolf
but like the 3rd one doesn't count
sonic crown
what is bilinguism
hybrid wolf
when you speak 2 languages
sonic crown
oh
hybrid wolf
at a fluent level
sonic crown
yep kinda idk
tawdry otter
Idk if it's English only, but this also helps ESL people be understood in text
hybrid wolf
it works in most languages
sonic crown
5-6 years i started to being chronically on english( before idk i just choose easy and stay in my native idrc people who doesnt )
hybrid wolf
not very consistent tho because of similaities between words
sonic crown
hmm le me think
if we dont give a fuck to grammar, i dont really learned anything from education about english
hybrid wolf
Idk if it's English only, but this also helps ESL people be understood in text
basically the brain has been trained to abstract meaning out of a series of shapes put together instead of reading every letter
so yeah as long as it looks close enough, you're able to read it
that's why different fonts don't make text completely undecipherable
hybrid wolf
honestly my english does not come from school knowledge either
sonic crown
like i am started using english to describe things in native idk i cant remember what they are
orr my native sounds too plain to me i dont really understand sometimes
hybrid wolf
it taught me like... basic words and sentence structures
but the real teachers were american let's players lmao
and then I met my wife, and I've been living in english for almost 3 years now
hybrid wolf
neither of us are native english speakers
but for some reason it just makes more sense lol
sonic crown
neither of us are native english speakers
but for some reason it just makes more...
what is making sense uhh
sonic crown
oh yep
hybrid wolf
it just... makes sense to do so
sonic crown
oh u said u met ur wife... i thought that was a joke
sonic crown
okaay
sonic crown
actually i thought it was a joke because... its kinda too fast yknow
sonic crown
it developed too fast
hybrid wolf
I don't get what you're saying
hybrid wolf
alright
anyway
yeah knowing a lot of languages is cool but sometimes your brain bugs
slate estuary
its interesting seeing alotta people in here that are bilingual
slate estuary
i personally just havent met too many non native english speakers
sonic crown
because there is limited people who speaks ur nstive, u lucky if u are british or whatever but if u're not
slate estuary
most people i know are english 1st and anything else they may know was secondary
sonic crown
idk
slate estuary
i wonder if buckshot roulette just has a very world wide appeal to it in particular
lofty wharf
mayhaps
winter geode
Non-UK, even the British English variant is a minefield sometimes. Somehow "bum ...
it isnt inaccurate though
slate estuary
maybe with the pricing of it too. i know some countries struggle buying games legitamately do to currency exchange rates so their only real option is piracy
but buckshot is suuuuuuper cheap. at full price its cheaper than even most other indie games when they're on sale
winter geode
its interesting seeing alotta people in here that are bilingual
i've met alot of people who speak more than just english
it really depends on where you are
bronze olive
CR server is full of europeans
so it only makes sense a lot speak two or more langauges
im in thre trenches knowing only english
winter geode
im in thre trenches knowing only english
same
slate estuary
i live far east in the US
winter geode
i live in the east us as well
bronze olive
im in the southern US
slate estuary
in personally i know almost no people that know more than english
winter geode
but my area is a lot more diverse, lot of hispanic people here
bronze olive
same here
sonic crown
uhh
winter geode
perhaps you just don't have a very diverse community where you live?
slate estuary
not really
winter geode
makes sense
slate estuary
around 90% of people where i live are either african american or white
and because of that even kids coming from more diverse backgrounds typically dont pick up their native language much
i think my native language is extinct nowadays
apparently only like 3 people in the world even know it today. and they're all older than my grandma
sonic crown
what's it...
slate estuary
tuscarora
slate estuary
its a native american language. many native american languages died out
bronze olive
i know a little bit
slate estuary
of tuscarora or a diff native american language
hybrid wolf
look at how fast I can unite people against a common enemi :
I'm a native French speaker
slate estuary
kiowa, lenape, choctaw
ah neat
i took a little bit of french in high school and it made me wanna die
hybrid wolf
fair
vernal acorn
pourquoi
hybrid wolf
parce que
slate estuary
im very bad at other languages and french seems quite hard in particular for an english speaker
bronze olive
ah neat
i only know cuz i'm native
i wouldn't normally run into that, it was my family
hybrid wolf
I think the question was more : why did you even try lmao
slate estuary
taking a foriegn language class of some form was required at my school
vernal acorn
I found french ok I guess but was never great at it
hybrid wolf
yeah it is in most schools
but english speakers only need 1 second language class
most other countries have a mendatory english class as well as a 3rd language
slate estuary
i sucked so bad at spanish and failing i desperately tried something else
vernal acorn
yeah its surprising many international countries the people know english
hybrid wolf
it is the de facto human common
vernal acorn
I'd probably be bad at spanish
hybrid wolf
I can understand spanish
I can't speak it for the life of me
sonic crown
all i know from spanish is que amor and idk even what it means
i think its a complishment
hybrid wolf
uh literally it means "what love"
vernal acorn
yeah like amor looks live love
hybrid wolf
not sure what the figurative meaning is
hybrid wolf
all I know from german is schadenfreude, and pfund
sonic crown
idk
hybrid wolf
I guess kartoffel as well
vernal acorn
I remember the word dummkopf got that from team fortress 2 lol
warm turret
ich esse viele Kartoffeln
sonic crown
jawohl
hybrid wolf
ich esse viele Kartoffeln
ja
sonic crown
ich esse viele Kartoffeln
was ist kartoffeln
hybrid wolf
potatoes
warm turret
potatoes
hybrid wolf
how
sonic crown
uhh bassically
lee think how i dont like potatoes
i dont like their sweet tatse
taste
hybrid wolf
sweet ??
lofty wharf
huh
sonic crown
potatoes are sweet.
sonic crown
yes they are, r ur farmers put smth in ur potatoes?
sonic crown
show a picture of a potato please
its pitch night
hybrid wolf
no I mean like
search online
in your language
find a picture of what you think a potato is
because I think there's a miscommunication here
sonic crown
oh here tons of
hybrid wolf
how is that sweet ?
warm turret
honestly i think i can see potatoes having a subtle sweet taste
but i haven't had just a plain potato in a while
sonic crown
uhh maybe because u put too much salt on them
but they are sweet
like a little sweetness
but they are not ignorable
hybrid wolf
?!?
hybrid wolf
absolutely not
warm turret
corn is definitely sweeter than potato
sonic crown
yes they are
hybrid wolf
you tryina gaslight me over potatoes
idk what your agenda is, but I will die on that hill
sonic crown
but it is kinda background sweet right? thats what in the taste of potatoes too
but a little lesser
sonic crown
you tryina gaslight me over potatoes
idk what your agenda is, but I will die on ...
uhh i dont wanna gaslight on u i am not into these
actually i dont even know what is gaslighting properly
so i cant do something that idk right?
hybrid wolf
gaslighting is a way of telling lies by making the other person think they're crazy
sonic crown
oh
maybe i do to many others but not to u rn
i am rlly think that potatoes are sweet
warm turret
"what? no, i didn't eat the cookies out of your cookie jar. you did it last night. you ate all of them in a frenzy at 1 am. you seriously don't remember that? wow you should go to a therapist"
sonic crown
man there is a kind of potetoes named sweet potatoes
hybrid wolf
yup
sonic crown
they must be deff sweet.
warm turret
sweet potatoes are quite sweet
hybrid wolf
man there is a kind of potetoes named sweet potatoes
well
there's 2 kinds of sweet potatoes
one is sweet
one is disgusting
warm turret
wait there are? i thought sweet potatoes were just a different name for yams
sonic crown
idk i havent taste any
hybrid wolf
but regular potatoes are not sweet
hybrid wolf
wait there are? i thought sweet potatoes were just a different name for yams
kind of but not really
technically sweet potatoes and yams are two different plants
but people call yams sweet potatoes
sonic crown
but u sodium overdosing people cant taste them
warm turret
you may be a supertaster mtn dew
sonic crown
man i am not
i dont wanna look nerd but IT MADE OF STARCH
so its normal to taste sweetness
just dont put that much salt this time and taste it
warm turret
i can see there being a sweetness but a very subtle one. i think you're better able to detect that sweetness than me and airis
sonic crown
i taste a pasta kinda taste from lady fingers.
vernal acorn
yeah I dont think potatoes are the sweet
sonic crown
...
hybrid wolf
wait there are? i thought sweet potatoes were just a different name for yams
yam VS sweet potato:
vernal acorn
bread and rice are also starch like potato right but they arent like sweetcorn
sonic crown
find ur ibuprofen pills before u eat one potatoes again...
warm turret
wow, i do not recognize the second one at all. i call the first one both yam and sweet potato
hybrid wolf
yams are fucking gross
sweet potatoes are basically potatoes dripping with sugar
sonic crown
because i think ur nose is rlly closed
sonic crown
yam VS sweet potato:
THESE SWEET POTATOES ARE PURPLE?
warm turret
i've grown to like yams
hybrid wolf
yeah
warm turret
i hated them as a kid
sonic crown
YAYYYY
sonic crown
i've grown to like yams
is it taste like celery?
warm turret
not at all
sonic crown
idk it has that vibes
warm turret
airis' description is pretty accurate, just a super sugary potato that's a lot softer
sonic crown
oh
not even its too far
i kinda like eating celery
it taste like uhh plain potatoes but more soft and also planty?
yeah like that
also not sweet.
hybrid wolf
airis' description is pretty accurate, just a super sugary potato that's a lot s...
no no no I mean the real ones
the purple ones
warm turret
ohhhhhh right
hybrid wolf
yams are just... sickening
vernal acorn
ok
sonic crown
nvm what is ur opinion on clauflower
sonic crown
it is.
warm turret
sonic crown
i am a picky eater but somehow i like clauflower
as well as celery
idk these are only vegetables i am eating, i like winter and its vegetables
hybrid wolf
so do bananas
oop, yeah, that's an allergic reaction
you might want to stay clear of latex as well
cobalt epoch
what's happening buck shot general
lament wagon
i am a picky eater but somehow i like clauflower
have you tried green cauliflower :OOOO
pulsar storm
the leaves don't taste great
lament wagon
what's happening buck shot general
cobalt epoch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208058717103194113/1225580146841620620...
A pinch of shells
blissful hollow
like watered-down broccoli
Watered down? 😭
@lament wagon BRO I THOUGHT UR PFP WAS A LITTLE SLUG WITH HIS LIL TEEF
AWH
I aint a artist but hefe
That's what I saw
Like a
New pfp? lol
lament wagon
<@1095656518260637696> BRO I THOUGHT UR PFP WAS A LITTLE SLUG WITH HIS LIL TEEF
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
its a dragonnn 🐉
little slug with his lil teef 
blissful hollow
little slug with his lil teef <:Smadge:1097860403033276536>
YES
ITS BETTER
You should change it for a day of 2 or sum
manic wyvern
Look at this cool bug I saw
Most likely a male mosquito
Males eat plant juice and only the females drink blood
night marsh
Crane fly!! They’re very lovely!
It may look like a mosquito but it ain’t one ^^ crane flies are very fragile and completely harmless insects, only the larvae may damage a small part of crops but not enough to ruin them, they’re big pollinators too so they’re a friend!
junior ridge
Was about to say it wasn't a mosquito lol
The giant size is a good indicator that it wouldn't be possible for it to reproduce if it was a mosquito
Don't know the exact numbers but they're way bigger, I think at least 100x a mosquito's size
night marsh
Yeah they’re huge, they love to fly towards your face when they’re inside too lmao
junior ridge
Also, the reason why male mosquitos aren't seen anywhere is they tend to stick to the water sources where the breeding and egg production take place
And they have a very short lifespan
manic wyvern
At least I have some immunity to malaria but every other mosquito transmitted disease is free game
Sickle cell (recessive trait)
Genetics are kind of crazy
junior ridge
I guess one of your family members got malaria once :v
manic wyvern
Sickle cell is thought to be a direct evolutionary adaptation to malaria
Cuz my dad and his side of the family is from Guatemala probably
junior ridge
Yeh, makes sense
Still, I think it's very rare to get any other disease from mosquitoes
But I haven't researched that
manic wyvern
Do you think they could transmit HIV since it’s a blood borne disease
junior ridge
I think HIV has already been controlled
night marsh
I believe that is a myth
manic wyvern
Anyways. Brain eating amoebas are cool
Anybody wanna put dirty brown water in their nose with me /j
cobalt epoch
Do you think they could transmit HIV since it’s a blood borne disease
Bloodborne, like the game
carmine flame
i had a brain eating amoeba once. poor guy died of hungry
manic wyvern
Yes
cobalt epoch
Were you made of stupid
junior ridge
@night marsh
#│fanart-chat message
I think my weight was being balanced by the choco while I was getting taller, since I barely noticed weight changes even though I was growing at a steady rate
night marsh
Sounds very plausible! A lot of things contain soy lecithin but it’s mostly choco products. An alternative to soy lecothin is chocolate that has sunflower lecithin! Tastes just the same but has less of an impact from what I’ve seen
Though it is important to not cut soy lecithin completely from a diet
junior ridge
Oh dw, I've eaten like...5-6 chocolate eggs this April
And I still eat chocolate sometimes
night marsh
Good good
There’s also food like ramen and all that would contain soy sauce too if you’re tired of the chocolate XD
lament wagon
there are these amazin chocolate tarts at the bakery next to my house, im allergic but i eat them when im very 
lament wagon
There’s also food like ramen and all that would contain soy sauce too if you’re ...
what about tofu? 
night marsh
Yep! That’s made from soy right? So that works as an intake!
night marsh
I have a licence in both biology and geology and master’s degree knowledge (though I’m dropping the Masters for health reasons)
BUT I mostly have a thyroid illness so I know about food that has soy and the pros/cons of it 😂😂
manic wyvern
I just read the labels and eat food so I’d say that’s enough experience
bronze olive
I just say fuck it and eat anything because I'm gonna die one day anyway
carmine flame
i just look at the expiration date
manic wyvern
My ideal diet is fruit and meat
bronze olive
i just look at the expiration date
I don't Even do that sometimes
manic wyvern
Vegetables are cool but they’re not as diverse or fun as fruits
bronze olive
I eat like a raccoon...whatever trash I see
manic wyvern
Nothing beats mango
bronze olive
Mango is ok
manic wyvern
Had a mango smoothie and decided life is ok
carmine flame
mangos r kinda expensive here i only eaten like one in my life 💀 but i like strawberries
manic wyvern
“I WANT TO LIIIIIIIIIVE”
I had one good dragonfruit that made every other dragonfruit feel subpar
Don’t eat the yellow ones they make you shit
bronze olive
Strawbebby
manic wyvern
Kiwi makes it so I can’t shit so if I ate a yellow Pitaya and a kiwi would they cancel each other out
vernal acorn
ok
lament wagon
I have a licence in both biology and geology and master’s degree knowledge (thou...
damnnnn, honored to have a brainiac like you in our server
night marsh
HCBFKBCKGJG
lament wagon
she even speaks a different language 
lament wagon
night marsh
night marsh
we need more fun facts
Everyone eat rocks every day and we need it to survive /srs
lofty wharf
i want to eat the inverter
night marsh
Take a big chomp of it
Alternatively if you eat a big spoon full of this specific rock your body will have a heart attack. Thankfully your body won’t let that happen and you’ll spit it out the second it touches your tongue 
wise flax
wait i feel like i know which rock youre tlaking about
night marsh
Which one? 👀
lofty wharf
salt
night marsh
Yep!
wise flax
sorry
i was trying to remember how to spell halite properly
does rock salts count...😔
night marsh
You spelled it right!!
wise flax
yeah i kept on spelling it as hailyte
me on google searching up "rock that sounds lke highlight"
night marsh
FYJCHBK
You’re good, a friend typed « pretty fucking rock » on google to find bismuth once
wise flax
ethiopian opals tho
wise flax
gemstones be so nice i started naming people i have a connection as a gemstone
night marsh
Yooo that’s so cool!
wise flax
And I can confirm they are as beautiful than on pics and vids
i see purple to white gradient i go "yoo amethyst"
night marsh
Amethyst geodes are 👌👌
wise flax
THE CLUSTERS...
lofty wharf
wtf they made amethyst geodes from minecraft irl??
night marsh
LMAO
wise flax
also i feel like people dont give gemstones that are opaque and has black spots in it (like rhodonite and dumotierite) enough love
night marsh
YES AGREED
wise flax
or i haven't dug enough for me to see it being appreciated
its usually the transluscent ones which i get but the dalmatians... :(
night marsh
People stop at the « oooh pretty colors and translucent crystals »
wise flax
SO TRUE
night marsh
Some examples of loveable rocks and minerals
That people would probably not stop to look at
manic wyvern
I like my petrified wood
night marsh
I wanna own a piece of petrified wood but alas 😔
bronze olive
I wanna own a piece of petrified wood but alas 😔
Why can't you ?
night marsh
Can’t find one so far
carmine flame
i love rocks
night marsh
Another one people wouldn’t be interested in
bronze olive
There's a lot of petrified wood here in the states
bronze olive
I have "rocks".....my Wedding ring 😂
sonic crown
random ass silicon rock plain
bronze olive
Amethyst and diamond
night marsh
Yooo neat!
sonic crown
I have "rocks".....my Wedding ring 😂
do u mind to sell it to me :3
bronze olive
do u mind to sell it to me :3
My husband would not be happy
sonic crown
k
bronze olive
Kek
bronze olive
Hai
night marsh
Hi hii
kindred meteor
Hru all doing?
wise flax
Some examples of loveable rocks and minerals
ARE THOSE MALACHITE JASPER AND CHALCEDONY...
sonic crown
Hru all doing?
watching arab kids randomly scream around in soccer field
sonic crown
they disturb me.
wise flax
also i remember drawing 2 of those before but i cant remember the names of it..
sweet horizon
guys, is even buckshot roulette online legal?
night marsh
I'm doing kinda meh atm
Oh :c sending hugs your way dear
night marsh
ARE THOSE MALACHITE JASPER AND CHALCEDONY...
I mean idk which rocks you’re pointing at but I have all those yeah chfbkgbg
kindred meteor
Oh :c sending hugs your way dear
Thanks :)
slate estuary
guys, is even buckshot roulette online legal?
whatchya mean?
lofty wharf
🐟
sweet horizon
whatchya mean?
these websites where you can play buckshot for free
mental chasm
very fasttt
thorn lintel
slate estuary
these websites where you can play buckshot for free
definately illegal
jagged solstice
what are community items
lofty wharf
we need the live and blank emotes in this discord
slate estuary
you probably wont get in trouble for playing it, but dont be shocked if you see the website taken down
mental chasm
when did these get added?
now
reef relic
very fasttt
But why is it blue
mental chasm
literaly now
mental chasm
But why is it blue
thats the fake bullet
slate estuary
its funny, i was looking to see if they had stuff on the point shops the other day
reef relic
thats the fake bullet
Yeah but they aren't blue
mental chasm
Yeah but they aren't blue
yeah, its blue
but its a blue more darknes
can you give me plz some cards?
👉 👈
reef relic
slate estuary
those look pretty blue to me
mental chasm
its blue
proud oar
holy shit i got the romanian treatment
as i expected
reef relic
Thats not blue
proud oar
that's a blue shell for my eyes
reef relic
At the very least they're dark grey blue
mental chasm
wait my boy, im playing rn
void parcel
I got to level 3 6 cards in, ran out of balance. 
proud oar
too much digita...
lofty wharf
Thats not blue
its the lighting of the game that makes it look more gray, but they are actually blue
mental chasm
yeah
bronze olive
NEED TRADING CARD
reef relic
its the lighting of the game that makes it look more gray, but they are actually...
If everyone sees them as grey then why would you make it blue
slate estuary
most people see em as blue
its like old cartoons/comics using the color blue for black
like robin here
mental chasm
i think this guy has play with this option.
reef relic
Brother
reef relic
They're grey
mental chasm
If that is right, why the official emote for them, are blue?
lofty wharf
is anyone else having trouble loading the steam news page linked in the announcment
mental chasm
slate estuary
real color and percieved color are 2 very different things
mental chasm
facts
bronze olive
is anyone else having trouble loading the steam news page linked in the announcm...
Yes
hybrid wolf
blank shells were always meant to be blue
the problem is the after effect filter
rain oyster
is anyone else having trouble loading the steam news page linked in the announcm...
i changed the link in the announcement, does it work now?
bronze olive
Lemme check
lofty wharf
yes
reef relic
blank shells were always meant to be blue
the problem is the after effect filter
They're not that blue
bronze olive
Yes
hybrid wolf
yes
reef relic
Yes
night marsh
They are
slate estuary
actually they ar ethe same shade lmao
hybrid wolf
are they ?
reef relic
hybrid wolf
huh
lofty wharf
hybrid wolf
my brain is too used to those bullshit images it tries to find the trick even when it's not there
reef relic
We're not talking about color bleeding
We're talking about the game effects making the shells grey
hybrid wolf
what I'm saying is the game filter is slightly brown
which is a shade of red
so it mutes the blue colors
like, the beer label is blue but it looks black in game
reef relic
I don't see a reason to have different colors in game vs out
reef relic
Yes but you can use an altered version
hybrid wolf
yeah but who cares really ?
slate estuary
if you complain about the blue one you gotta complain about the red one too
they're both alot more vibrant than in game
hybrid wolf
I might actually steal those images for my mod lol
idk if I should keep them vibrant or put them under the filter
slate estuary
i do think the filter is nice
slate estuary
it is fairly gpu intensive though
reef relic
They're still red
slate estuary
veeery different shade of red though
reef relic
The filter changes the blue to be a warm color
slate estuary
yea
lofty wharf
reef relic
veeery different shade of red though
True, but its still a less obvious change
slate estuary
because the filter has a redish tint
obviously wouldnt make red look much less red
reef relic
In game you wouldn't see them and say blue
slate estuary
meanwhile blue is a very different color so it would be effected more
ive always called them blue
reef relic
Because they quit literally aren't blue with the filters
reef relic
And until now I've never heard anyone call them blue
slate estuary
and none of us even thought twice about it
lofty wharf
theyre ourple
white storm
😋
slate estuary
this is like a what color is the dress all over again
reef relic
Except its philosophical
"Is the dress really blue if its meant to be seen as grey"
If a dress falls in the forest, is it colorblind or not?
wheat oriole
you know what'd be awesome? a big picture mode boot up animation from buckshot roulette. :D
reef relic
Buckshot profile when?
cobalt epoch
WARNING, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION:
do you pronounce the number "one" as "run" or "wuhn"
I'm debating how to pronounce it lol
night marsh
Omg buckshot profile yessss
slate estuary
i pronounce it as "one"
reef relic
"Gif"
slate estuary
you know what'd be awesome? a big picture mode boot up animation from buckshot r...
that would be pretty neat
wheat oriole
WARNING, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION:
do you pronounce the number "one" as "ru...
wuhn
cobalt epoch
i pronounce it as "one"
Like in bone
slate estuary
so "own"?
white storm
we need avatar frames for buckshot roulette!!!!
cobalt epoch
we need avatar frames for buckshot roulette!!!!
Avatar frames??????
bronze olive
we need avatar frames for buckshot roulette!!!!
YE SYES YES YES YES
pleeeaAASSEEE OKG
white storm
Avatar frames??????
for the steam profiles
opal shale
WARNING, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION:
do you pronounce the number "one" as "ru...
I pronounce it as „one“
carmine flame
?? how do you end up pronouncing it as 'run"
bronze olive
WARNING, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION:
do you pronounce the number "one" as "ru...
...who the fuck says it like run ???? What accent is that ??? It's like "won"
slate estuary
i did this a couple of days ago but i am happy
bronze olive
NICE
slate estuary
this is my first 100%ed game on steam
white storm
i did this a couple of days ago but i am happy
same
slate estuary
lets go!
white storm
hey how can I get the cards ;-;
tutorial
slate estuary
i think cards are just based on playtime
i got like 5 of them today n i havent even opened it
bronze olive
🥺
opal shale
OwO
opal shale
i got like 5 of them today n i havent even opened it
same lol
lofty wharf
5 is max probably
lofty wharf
5 is the maximum you can get without trading or buying more*
opal shale
ohh
white storm
all achievements and i only got 5,1h
fr?
slate estuary
ay nice
naive pasture
i got every of them after 5.8 hours play time
nice
slate estuary
definately took me more
white storm
naive pasture
definately took me more
how long
slate estuary
prolly a bit more than 15 hours
naive pasture
prolly a bit more than 15 hours
damm
slate estuary
i got some bad luck streaks
white storm
prolly a bit more than 15 hours
rip
slate estuary
its fine, im still proud about it
naive pasture
so true
tall heart
i did this a couple of days ago but i am happy
Good Job! Trying to get there too, only 4 achieve's missing
wide anchor
hey all
wide anchor
i did this a couple of days ago but i am happy
i still gotta reach a million, plus one more hidden achievement that i'm clueless on how to get
my livestream suffers from lack of good luck lol
hybrid wolf
oh fuck, Buckshot takes place in purgatory
naive pasture
i wonderwhats down there?
slate estuary
me
naive pasture
damm thats crazy
bronze olive
i wonderwhats down there?
The fellas
naive pasture
time to avenge my father.
keen vortex
godspeed, son 
tawdry otter
i think cards are just based on playtime
RIP, none for me crossing 40h since launch 💀
slate estuary
damn, im at 20 and they just auto gave me 5 cards
granite sleet
This steam badge is very nice
plain mirage
yes it looks nice
hasty storm
gettin all the cards or somethin?
there's an update to the game so now we can get trading cards
plain mirage
now to go for foil
keen vortex
whats everyones favorite card they got so far?
night marsh
whats everyones favorite card they got so far? <:Dealerbytonytheclock987:1211933...
Adrenaline, Beer and Handsaw for me, love the descriptions
plain mirage
cigs 👀
lofty wharf
wait theres descriptions?
plain mirage
Smoking kills, but for the staff here at VOLTA Standard Electronics, it was the very thing we breathed. After all, the anxiety or guilt over our work would probably kill us faster.
lofty wharf
where do i see the descriptions
plain mirage
click on the card in your inv
hasty storm
my favorite is the beer
Liquid concentrate of foolhardy bravery and poor risk management — capable of helping you make a tough decision, or pushing you over the edge.
lofty wharf
bruh i just realized i have 2 phone cards
bronze olive
Smoking kills, but for the staff here at VOLTA Standard Electronics, it was the ...
HUH
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
i want to be home NOW
void parcel
What's the foil's name after you craft it?
bronze olive
JARVIS. UNSHIT MY PANTS
manic wyvern
Kissing dealer yet?
opal shale
How does one do that?
bronze olive
I'm FLIPPING ouut
manic wyvern
Flipping off
night marsh
I'm FLIPPING ouut
it's ok you can do iiiiiiit
frail crane
I just saw all this?????
Wydm descriptionz
I can't do this brooo /pos I'm v happy rn
manic wyvern
What do they sayyyyy
hybrid wolf
yeah so uh
my best interpretation of the descriptions, combined with what we already know of the ARG, and the possible Klubnika universe
Buckshot is purgatory and the player is atoning for their sins
most likely the building of the Tartarus Engine
night marsh
5/10
bronze olive
How does one even get these (Sorry I'm dumb )
night marsh
10/10
night marsh
How does one even get these (Sorry I'm dumb )
open steam and you'll get a pack then buy the rest ig hgfkd
bronze olive
SIGH ok *gets out my wallet
night marsh
LJGDSF
woven wigeon
ill trade you an inverter for one of those glasses
manic wyvern
😳
night marsh
My favs are the beer, the handcuffs, the saw and the adrenaline
manic wyvern
Haha yes Dealer submit your freedom to me
manic wyvern
As long as he’s beneath me where he belongs
bronze olive
.....................don't hog him
plain mirage
manic wyvern
Call him my hog the way I make him squeal
Also cuz he fat
woven wigeon
ill trade items for booster packs and cards
plain mirage
It takes like $3.50 to complete the badge 
woven wigeon
ill trade this scrap pack for 2 cards or a booster pack
winter geode
I had an idea for an item.
One where you can exchange your turn for both you and the dealer to take damage.
frail crane
5/10
The adrenaline is making me freak the fuck out
half these items are literally my character shepherd how the fuck what the fuck
hybrid wolf
One where you can exchange your turn for both you and the dealer to take damage.
hn
so it would be a theoretical 0 item
but considering the health limits it might actually make it useful
bronze olive
One where you can exchange your turn for both you and the dealer to take damage.
Why would you do this
Like ever 😭
hybrid wolf
Why would you do this
dealer is 1 health from death
you get an instant win
junior ridge
Not that bad of an idea tbh
It would probably mean a 10x more complicated AI though, not sure Mike would add it XD
hybrid wolf
not that much
just add the condition that the dealer isn't at 1 health and can either kill you or he has a healing item
winter geode
just add the condition that the dealer isn't at 1 health and can either kill you...
Knowing the ai, it'd prob use it even if it didn't have any healing items or adrenalines.
winter geode
dealer never uses medicine when he has cigarettes
true
hybrid wolf
so the dealer would never use the kamikaze unless it kill you or he can heal
winter geode
wait
I just realized that the item would be the first case of draws/ties happening-
hybrid wolf
dealer never really dies so it's not that hard of a tie breaker :
you die you die
junior ridge
This "kamikaze" already has two different functions depending on who gets shot first
winter geode
dealer never really dies so it's not that hard of a tie breaker :
you die you di...
True, but what about in multiplayer?
hybrid wolf
True, but what about in multiplayer?
a
you enter sudden death mode, and the item can't spawn anymore
junior ridge
True, but what about in multiplayer?
Yeah that's one problem, another problem would be how it changes the chamber
hybrid wolf
Yeah that's one problem, another problem would be how it changes the chamber
it doesn't
you just pass your turn
winter geode
you enter sudden death mode, and the item can't spawn anymore
I'd like to imagine 'sudden death' would be the device in round 3 of story mode cutting the wires.
junior ridge
Isn't it a free hit for both?
hybrid wolf
I'd like to imagine 'sudden death' would be the device in round 3 of story mode ...
that's exactly what I meant
hybrid wolf
Isn't it a free hit for both?
no the item in itself deals damage to both players
the shots never get fired
junior ridge
no the item in itself deals damage to both players
the shots never get fired
Then I guess just bring a revolver to the table lol
winter geode
I'd like to imagine 'sudden death' would be the device in round 3 of story mode ...
Fun fact: I like to call it a 'russian' when the wires cut all 4 wires due to how it makes the game even more like Russian Roulette.
hybrid wolf
actually maybe to avoid ties :
the opponent gets damaged first
junior ridge
That's what I meant
hybrid wolf
or the one using the item
winter geode
actually maybe to avoid ties :
the opponent gets damaged first
I'd say make it 50/50 as to who gets damaged first.
hybrid wolf
hnnnnnn
that would be odd
randomness is very rarely used in items
they're mostly consistent
winter geode
randomness is very rarely used in items
True but the randomness won't matter unless both players are on 1 charge.
hybrid wolf
True but the randomness won't matter unless both players are on 1 charge.
exactly, which is why it's weird to not make it consistent
I think dealing damage to the opponent first makes more sense
winter geode
true
hybrid wolf
that way it also explains how you pass your turn :
you got hit last
make it a boomerang lmao
you hit the dealer then get hit in the face when it comes back
winter geode
you hit the dealer then get hit in the face when it comes back
I was actually thinking it would be a sort of device that would be connected to the charge screen- which would explain why it doesn't make you take damage if the dealer has 0 charges.
bronze olive
I'd love it
winter geode
what is yalls opinion on a mobile port
Not like it'd be too hard to code, it's all point-and-click after all.
frail crane
I'd love it
My ass would be at work with orders piling up but not giving a fuck cause I'm playing buckshot /j
winter geode
Actually, there's a keychain where you can somewhat make games on it, and Buckshot Roulette is on it.
azure dome
chat, am i cooked
manic fox
Not like it'd be too hard to code, it's all point-and-click after all.
there actually is already an unoffical mobile port so i cant imagine it would be hard to make an official one
also how do i obtain trading cards?
winter geode
Yo @hybrid wolf hows buckshot roullete been? saw yo status and its 6 hours what you trying to do?
if its the 1 million achievements then i can relate
prime gale
50 hours in and still sucking at this game 😔
i can make it to the scoring round in double or nothing pretty consistently now but i struggle with making it past that
rotund summit
buenas tardes
winter geode
50 hours in and still sucking at this game 😔
just count shells ez
I wonder if they'll ever add a full body for the dealer
But he'll prolly just be a floating head forever
prime gale
I wonder if they'll ever add a full body for the dealer
idk if it's officially a part of his design but the plushie merch of him has a full body
winter geode
I don't think it would be. but it'd be cool for the dealer to get a full body.
I wonder what he'd wear?
night marsh
In the official animated background on wallpaper engine he wears some kind of cloak. It’s hidden in the darkness but it is there
leaden ruin
lmao I really hope the dealer is just a floating head, hands, and a sick ass cloak
leaden ruin
haha
winter geode
Being sick really makes you reflect on how you much you should appreciate NOT being sick
The video is unrelated 
leaden ruin
🤯
bronze olive
I wanna get a foil badge how do I do that tears in eyes
🥺
Someone help me I'm a Boomer
vernal monolith
Someone help me I'm a Boomer
Getting a foil badge requires you to get 1 full collection of foil trading cards then clicking craft on them c:
bronze olive
😳........ ok...I'll try tomorrow
vernal monolith
These puppies c:
deep verge
chat, am i cooked
bronze olive
If I get a shitty badge tomorrow I'm going to end it all buckshot roulette style
And it's going to be Everyone's fault
bronze olive
I'm still mad there's no emoji in here with me pointing a shotgun @ myslef
vernal monolith
The badges follow a set pattern of level 1 - 5 with the foil badge being an exclusive one c:
real breach
ye that is true he did do that lol
deep verge
bronze olive
https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-gif-2874980481693623738
GET OUT OF HERE
This is too muh
deep verge
I barely understand what the fuck gems are
when you scrap a trading cards you get a thing called gems.
and you get so many to make a booster pack
vernal monolith
To get the foil badge it will cost you about $7.19 currently if you were to buy every card
Tax not included
bronze olive
I'll do it...for happy hashbrown
vernal monolith
bronze olive
deep verge
cant believe theres a uwu sticker on steam for buckshot lol.
bronze olive
I'm soooo happy there's a regularl smiling dealer emoticon
They Knew I like his happy smile
deep verge
yes ;0
frail crane
Dealer after taking ur last two points with the handsaw
deep verge
trim hull
buckshot roulette irl when
umbral spear
buckshot roulette vr when
We have it
umbral spear
buckshot roulette irl when
My lawyer said i shouldn't say that joke
trim hull
My lawyer said i shouldn't say that joke
get better lawyer
a good man of a lawyer perhaps
tacit basalt
cheaters?
tacit basalt
They just crypto invested
ong
supple hinge
Can I remake buckshot roulette on unreal engine?
lament wagon
Can I remake buckshot roulette on unreal engine?
as long as you don't plan on selling it
bronze olive
Can I remake buckshot roulette on unreal engine?
Do it
supple hinge
as long as you don't plan on selling it <:Dealerbytonytheclock987:12119336225428...
i dont want it
just i want do it on unreal engine
and make it public
but with credits
cobalt zenith
That would be stealing
sharp tendon
Yeah man that’s a copyright infringement and can be a reason for DMCA takedown or a legal action. You can remake games as your personal projects, but making them publicly available is illegal. Hope it helps！
supple hinge
Yeah man that’s a copyright infringement and can be a reason for DMCA takedown o...
ok
fresh flame
DO THE DEW
bronze olive
Wth sbwozns
winter geode
Wth sbwozns
I agree.
supple hinge
rotund summit
supple hinge
bronze olive
Saw!!
supple hinge
yes
slate estuary
as far as fan games go, i always think its just better to make spiritual successors. like pizza tower to wario land. it lets you make a game in the same style while letting you also still make it public or even sell it. its a good excuse to add new mechanics too.
supple hinge
junior ridge
as far as fan games go, i always think its just better to make spiritual success...
Pizza tower's literally a combination of Wario Land, Sonic and Metroid games lol
slate estuary
yea its great
junior ridge
(Just the mechanics though, the rest of the game is stunningly different from any other game out there)
night marsh
Pizza Tower my beloved
slate estuary
i dont see the metroid part tho
junior ridge
i dont see the metroid part tho
Ball form
slate estuary
wario also does that
night marsh
Sonic is right here
slate estuary
AND sonic
junior ridge
Got me there
slate estuary
metroid didnt exactly invent balls lol
night marsh
I love this game it’s like… WarioLand but on crack
bronze olive
As a very huge warionland fan I only see Wario in it
Like its 100% Wario all the way down
The music, aesthetics, humor
junior ridge
I mean, Wario isn't exactly as fast as Peppino
slate estuary
it def has some sonic, but it is mostly wario and like 80s/90s cartoons
night marsh
I see Sonic for the speed only tbh
bronze olive
I mean, Wario isn't exactly as fast as Peppino
When I was like 13 and playing Wario land 4 it felt like he was that fast so Check mate
night marsh
AdHd simulator
junior ridge
AdHd simulator
That's the game's alternate title lmao
I swear the hyperfocus I get while playing
It's just great
junior ridge
Heck yeah, I still gotta P rank Bloodsauce Dungeon as the noise lol
night marsh
I’ve almost done it all with Peppino (1 or 2levels left I can’t remember if I P ranked the fucking fnaf pizzeria) ain’t doing it yet as the Noise lmao that midget gonna wait XD
junior ridge
Have you played as him though?
night marsh
Yeah finished the game as him the day he got released
junior ridge
Ah kk
night marsh
I may have an obsession with that game cjbfkcbv
junior ridge
I still haven't cuz I wanted to get all the first floor P ranks lol
night marsh
He’s fun but the first time playing as him is like « wait I can’t zoom up the walls »
night marsh
Yesss
I found that for the boss fights I gonna play with the arrows instead of the joystick cause of the damn power jump triggering whenever cjfbkvj
supple hinge
winter geode
We have it
oh?
tall heart
I have been thinking about something to make
You guys know these hour long silence videos only to be broken by something something
I've been wanting to do the same with Buckshot Roulette, but the difference would be, that you would hear the muffled version of the song and at random points, you would be shot, defibrated back to live with the song being clear for a few seconds before being to muffled again like in the game
bronze olive
Do it
raw star
winter geode
my game keeps crashing
i click the start and keeps me in a balck screen and then it crashes
night marsh
Try this #│faq message
tawdry otter
DO THE DEW
Digita brewers shaking and crying rn
fresh flame
GIMME THAT SHIT
manic fox
whats up gang
night marsh
....I hate that I know what you mean
slate estuary
i will not elaborate
nah you real for that
manic wyvern
Bday tomorrow…. Certainly a day
winter geode
"Waltuh, don't use the saw, Waltuh."
"Use the glass first, Waltuh."
"I AM THE ONE WHO WASTES."
heady trellis
Oh man
I can't wait til multiplayer is released
Who's up to play when it's released?
cosmic heron
Love how most of the negative steam comments on buckshot are this
cosmic heron
exactly
deft palm
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
winter geode
Love how most of the negative steam comments on buckshot are this
I saw one earlier that was literally just "I have a skill issue so game = bad."
winter geode
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
Probably a drunk demon with a Russian accent.
cosmic heron
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
A deep raspy smokers voice lol
deft palm
i also think it's funny that when you shoot him with a live round his face gets all messed up
cosmic heron
I too, find it funny having a fucked up mangled face after being shot from point blank range by a shotgun
warm turret
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
gurgles
thin bronze
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
G-man
deft palm
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
this might be out of the box but i kinda think he would sound like caine from tadc
thin bronze
if the dealer had a voice wht would he sound like
Or potentially like the smoker voice box thing once the vocal cords are removed
exotic owl
It would really be good on the devs side to get the game out there more
And maybe give a special badge on steam for og buyers
tawdry otter
I bought the original release on itch.io and now the more feature rich version i...
If there was, you'd be waiting several months for a key due to Steam policy. They're not usually bundled with itch copies for this reason - this guy on itch.io and a dev team found out the hard way here: #│𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩 message
tawdry otter
Guys will this game add multiplayer in futute
Yes, see here for official date #│faq message
exotic owl
I mean, if we just prove that we own the itch.io copy, a mod could just send a code in dms?
Not link codebases lol
That's overthinking it
Like that other guy said, it's not really fair we have to buy it twice
If we already own it on another platform
with less features
tawdry otter
It's not about codebases
exotic owl
Still tho
tawdry otter
Steam only releases codes after 5k on a case by case basis
exotic owl
Oh so devs can't just generate codes for their games
And give them out
(I don't develop games, can you tell)
Maybe I can be pinged for giveaways
Or bumped up on the winner board
tawdry otter
Oh so devs can't just generate codes for their games
The link in the first reply has this quote and points to the itch.io review mentioning it.
I kickstarted Dead Matter back in 2019 and in 2021 it finally entered Alpha. They never ordered steam keys and 20,000 people had to wait a month so they could grab steam keys 100 at a time per day. Steam is not an easy thing to get keys from and setting up the automation process is daunting for a single person, especially when it is your first time doing so. Steam's own guide shows:
Q: How many Steam Keys can I get for my game?
A: Games and applications launching on Steam may receive up to 5,000 Default Release Steam Keys to support retail activities and distribution on other stores. After that, all Steam Key requests are reviewed on a case-by-case basis.
exotic owl
Along with the rest of the og buyers
exotic owl
The link in the first reply has this quote and points to the itch.io review ment...
That's so stupid
It should be possible for devs to just get codes
heady trellis
The link in the first reply has this quote and points to the itch.io review ment...
That's reasonable
exotic owl
Like geez
heady trellis
It should be possible for devs to just get codes
Why
exotic owl
Why not? Why should it be so difficult for the dev to give their game out
tawdry otter
It should be possible for devs to just get codes
It used to be, but resellers and scammers abused the Steam feature
exotic owl
It used to be, but resellers and scammers abused the Steam feature
How, if only devs could do it
tawdry otter
Steam didn't used to have a case-by-case policy, or at least codes seemed less limited in the earlier days
heady trellis
How, if only devs could do it
Because devs are humans too
devs could fall for emails like "hey, I'm a popular streamer and I need x keys for our team, in exchange we'll promote your game" and they'd just do it
exotic owl
That still happens lol
heady trellis
Uhuh, but not as much as before
exotic owl
Damage control helps, but doesn't solve the issue
heady trellis
Right
heady trellis
Oh that would be paradise
exotic owl
Heck, a unlisted proof video on yt
tawdry otter
BR definitely sold more than 20k copies, I don't think people on itch.io are going to take "key coming in 4 months or more" well
exotic owl
Cuz I spent my money on the game on itch
heady trellis
BR definitely sold more than 20k copies, I don't think people on itch.io are goi...
True
exotic owl
And I refuse to buy the same game again on steam just to have the online stuff
exotic owl
BR definitely sold more than 20k copies, I don't think people on itch.io are goi...
I'd be fine with it
Aslong as I know I'm getting one
heady trellis
Or they could just update the game on itch so it has the same capabilities
heady trellis
Uhuh
warm turret
i believe multiplayer and the leaderboards depend on steam tools
slate estuary
its $3
warm turret
so it's not possible for it to be on itch
tawdry otter
Multiplayer mod exists for v1.1 but the multiplayer officially relies on Steam tools like the trading cards
heady trellis
It's just 3$ lol
slate estuary
then dont
static harness
3 dollars
slate estuary
you were never promised any of these features when you bought it
hell, you even spent less than $3 before
heady trellis
I don't care, I bought it on itch, I'm not buying it again on steam
🫵 😆
slate estuary
it sucks slightly but thems the works
heady trellis
Yeah
exotic owl
If it's gunna turn into this... "Toxic-ness", I'm outta here
MB I'll stick around for the next goveaway
slate estuary
aight
heady trellis
https://tenor.com/view/awesome-amazing-best-nice-impressive-gif-17135418
You were also toxic here and I didn't say anything though
static harness
What no steam keys can do to a human
exotic owl
I was just saying that like "no shit"