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plain mirage
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Dealer’s side gig: Loan sharking Volta employees.

hybrid wolf
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it's basically a minimax
but I keep finding bugs everywhere

plain mirage
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I wonder if the dealer also offers services to cash out life insurance policies

vocal granite
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skill issue

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nflnsfdkf

winter geode
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lol wtf

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tbh i watched it and i thought it was kind of funny

vocal granite
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it's kinda funny

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"the gambler" lol

winter geode
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lmao

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the line up is incredible too

winter geode
plain mirage
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Of course- that’s where he gets his cash flow to pay all of the speed runners

winter geode
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lmao

night marsh
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Taking notes 👀

bronze olive
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🙂

plain mirage
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Too many sleepless nights partying with the college kids.

winter geode
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sounds like a good time tbh

tawdry otter
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If we assume the Dealer is a sphere (as depicted in OG BR), he will always look a little scruffy with facial hair.
This has been mathematically proven https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem
tl;dr You cannot comb all the hair strands on a spherical surface without some being out of alignment

Hairy ball theorem

The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology (sometimes called the hedgehog theorem in Europe) states that there is no nonvanishing continuous tangent vector field on even-dimensional n-spheres. For the ordinary sphere, or 2‑sphere, if f is a continuous function that assigns a vector in R3 to every point p on a sphere such that f(p) is always ta...

manic wyvern
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Unshaven dealer. Coughing

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Ok I’m normal anyways

plain mirage
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We all know

plain mirage
manic wyvern
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How does he shave his backside if he’s an orb

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He just reaches back and hopes he doesn’t cut anything

plain mirage
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Is shaving really that hard for people?

manic wyvern
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Without a mirror yeah

plain mirage
manic wyvern
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Not that I shave. Body hair fan

plain mirage
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I’m declaring this to be a skill issue.

manic wyvern
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What if I like the hair huh what if I like the masculinity 💔 /j /lh

plain mirage
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Nah it’s all good

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I’m just lucky I guess? I shave my legs and hardly look 1/2 the time.

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Never nicked myself

manic wyvern
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But it’s a lot harder on round parts

plain mirage
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Bold of you to assume my legs are not round

manic wyvern
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I meant the ass but slay

plain mirage
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Lmao

manic wyvern
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Maybe I just have more hair cuz I’m Hispanic idk

plain mirage
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

manic wyvern
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Anyways the Dealer rocking a mustache like

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plain mirage
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I imagine the stubble doesn’t work well with the blood.

manic wyvern
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Scratching the stubble. Sighhhh

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I hope the Dealer dies

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In Minecraft.

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He falls into lava and loses all his stuff because he was digging straight down with a 1x1 hole

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Drawing him on fire /j

cosmic heron
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Dealer was in creative mode secretly

burnt ferry
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I FOUND SOMETHING

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A 9 on the handsaw

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pulsar storm
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no its a 6

burnt ferry
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it's a 9

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do you want it drawn?

tawdry otter
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Oh, just curious, was the presentation in Estonian or English?

hybrid wolf
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I wasn't even doing it on purpose
I was running my bot and all of a sudden I had the realization that... wait I have all items in hand lol

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I'm wondering what a TAS would be able to achieve as a score

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I guess the fastest way would be to alter the game code to have a perfect set up :
three 2-charge rounds, 2 items
either guaranteeing a handsaw and the first shell always being live
or both items being irrelevant and guaranteeing two live shells, which means the dealer would shoot itself since there's always gonna be more blanks left
depending on which one is faster

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that's the theoretical best game

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let's say each charge round is equally likely
same for starting shells
number of items distributed
and shell sequence

umbral spear
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good morning chat

hybrid wolf
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so we have
1/3 chance of having a 2 charge, 3 times
5/7 chances of having the correct number of shells, 3 times
1/4 chances of having the correct number of items, 3 times
the shell sequence is a bit harder to calculate but
for a 2-2:
2/4*1/3
2-3:
2/5*1/4
3-3:
3/6*2/5
3-4:
3/7*2/6
4-4:
4/8*3/7
then we can add them up
and those 3 times

so the chances of having the perfect game are...
(1/3)^3*(5/7)^3*(1/4)^3*(2/4*1/3+2/5*1/4+3/6*2/5+3/7*2/6+4/8*3/7)^3
= 5177717 / 43912253952
= 0.012%

honestly... fairly achievable

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that's, again, assuming those chances are equally probable
which they probably aren't, I'd need to see the code

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you'd expect one every 10000 games

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oh wait

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we need to make sure the dealer's items are useless to it

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otherwise we're losing time on him using them

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argh

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ok, at that point in the run, the dealer is at 1 charge, doesn't know what the shell is, and is guaranteed to shoot itself
so the allowed items are :
pills, inverter, and handsaw
maybe adrenaline if we also have those same items, but I'd rather not complicate the calculation

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anything else, he will use which loses time and may change his actions

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ah wth, let's add the adrenaline

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it's not that hard

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again, assuming equal probability :
with no adrenaline :
3/9*3/9
one adrenaline :
2*(3/9*1/9*4/9*4/9)
two adrenaline :
1/9*1/9*4/9*4/9
we can add them
again 3 times each
and incorporate them to the tally

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(1/3)^3*(5/7)^3*(1/4)^3*(2/4*1/3+2/5*1/4+3/6*2/5+3/7*2/6+4/8*3/7)^3*(3/9*3/9+2*(3/9*1/9*4/9*4/9)+1/9*1/9*4/9*4/9)^3

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= 3079826821138157 / 12402117529499320422912

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= 2.4833*10^-7

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so about one every 4 million games

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so, if everyone that bought the game played 4 DoN games, we would expect on average one of those games being a perfect one

leaden ruin
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what the fuck did I come back to dude

hybrid wolf
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let's say we make a bot to find this perfect round
like it's only programmed to click on the screen so that it plays the perfect game and nothing else
and if it fails, it just escapes to the main menu and tries again
considering the fastest recorded game is currently 3m 15s, let's say each attempt takes that amount of time to complete
(because of loading times between each attempt and the fact the bot would act way faster)
it would take 24 years to find
yeah it's not feasable lol

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RNG manipulation it is

hybrid wolf
leaden ruin
hybrid wolf
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I was calculating stuff for a TAS of DoN first game

leaden ruin
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I ain't reading allat

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summarize

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at this instant

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I'm very interested

hybrid wolf
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basically :
TAS is possible
but you definitely need RNG manipulation because the odds are way too low to just launch a clicking bot to search for it

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it would take 24 years

leaden ruin
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for what

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24 years for whay

hybrid wolf
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for finding the perfect game by chance

leaden ruin
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what's the definition of perfect game lol

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in buckshot

bronze olive
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Maybe not dying

hybrid wolf
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the perfect DoN first game looks like this :
3 rounds that are exactly the same
2 charges
2 items
those being a mix of inverters, pills, and adrenaline to stop the dealer for acting weirdly
(if the dealer has adrenaline, your items need to also be exclusively those, otherwise you're fine)
and a shell sequence that contains at least 2 live shells placed at the very start

round starts, you shoot the dealer, hit
the dealer can't use any item
there's more blanks than lives, and the dealer doesn't know the shell
he automatically shoots himself (no RGN needed)
you win the round

do that 3 times

leaden ruin
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oh my god

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give me like

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10 minutes to process that

hybrid wolf
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that's already the summary

leaden ruin
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okay I see now

hybrid wolf
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that's the absolute fastest you can go
unless using a handsaw is faster than forcing the dealer to commit suicide

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we'd need to test that

leaden ruin
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handsaw wouldn't be possible though because 2 lives cant have handsaw I thought

hybrid wolf
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oh true

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well, cyber bullying it is

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oh wait, that changes my calculations a little lol

umbral spear
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Man i wish i could put custom music in game

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Want to put hotline miami ost

hybrid wolf
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you can cut the music and launch a playlist in the background

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the sound effects are still on, just no music

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I actually prefer it that way lol

umbral spear
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Add music straight to the game

hybrid wolf
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I don't see the issue

umbral spear
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With muffle effects and stuff

hybrid wolf
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a

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that would be way too hard to implement

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I'm pretty sure the full volume and muffle musics are technically two tracks playing at the same time with a fading effect between the two

umbral spear
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Ok

hybrid wolf
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find a carameldansen muffled meme lol

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that's on theme

hybrid wolf
# hybrid wolf = 2.4833\*10^-7

so, knowing it's actually impossible to obtain a handsaw
the actual probability is 5.5878*10^-7
so about one every 1.8 million games
so only 11 years of searching "by hand"

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wait no fuck

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oh god

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4.6792*10^-8
so about one every 21.4 million games
so 132 years of searching "by hand"

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ok

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finally

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anyway : don't, it's not worth it

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for those curious, this is the probability calculation :
(1/3)^3*(5/7)^3*(1/4)^3*(2/4*1/3+2/5*1/4+3/6*2/5+3/7*2/6+4/8*3/7)^3*(2/8*2/8+2*(2/8*1/8*3/8*3/8)+1/8*1/8*3/8*3/8)^3

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aaaaaaa

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it's fine, it wasn't an important game

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still

vestal ridge
south river
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my review for this game

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thin bronze
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Balls of steel

brittle palm
cedar sky
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I am probably autistic

uncut ruin
karmic coral
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why is there negatives in the leader board?

wispy viper
karmic coral
wispy viper
karmic coral
wispy viper
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I'm sorry I don't. The first time I ever looked the numbers were negative already so I couldn't even get a glimpse of the real high score 😔 and no problem.

karmic coral
wispy viper
high cedar
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If someone were to make a board game of this, I'd buy it.

gleaming onyx
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can someone help me i bought the game on itcho and i cant update the game and it says that i need to buy it

raw star
rain oyster
winter geode
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Eating steak before a quick workout

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Nighttime gym vibing

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wispy viper
winter geode
wispy viper
mental cobalt
bronze olive
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Good morning buckshotheads

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Let's get this bread

winter geode
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"I bet hes writing his thoughts in his wittle cute journal"

lofty wharf
winter geode
worthy aspen
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Imagine a card game based on buckshot roullete

opal shale
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I can't vote to any of the posts here lel

sweet horizon
worthy aspen
wispy viper
# sweet horizon

Everytime I get this notification it's about two things that don't really go together and when I check, it's going based off of one message someone sent. It always makes me laugh 😄

worthy aspen
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well...sorry if I raise someone's hope

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Idk

bronze olive
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You've ruined my day

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Shame on you !!!

worthy aspen
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Welp

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It happens

bronze olive
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😭😭😭

worthy aspen
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Guess I'll die

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/jk

bronze olive
worthy aspen
raw harborBOT
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Doing 20kg shoulder shrugs, up the weight?

1️⃣ Up it🥵

2️⃣ Do not🧊

Poll by abstrakt9x ·
winter geode
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1 more vote cmon cmon

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Yesss

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Legenx

vocal cedar
fluid bloom
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timmy tickleheimer

bronze olive
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Is today Poll day why so many Polls I wanna make a poll too

burnt aurora
vocal cedar
lament wagon
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dont let your memes be memes

weary pond
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If anybody could find better or cheaper i would be forever indebted 🙏

lament wagon
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when i saw this i almost had a heart attack bc i thought that not only did the bot gain sentience but also gains

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lament wagon
bronze olive
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They probably doing a little cosplay hehe

weary pond
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I understand the potential hazards tho

bronze olive
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Omg we need an official BR gun to come out

lofty wharf
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omg yes

bronze olive
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Unironically I'd buy that 😭

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I'm aware how expensive it'd be but.....hehe

weary pond
lament wagon
weary pond
bronze olive
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Airsoft is fun to dabble in

winter geode
lofty wharf
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dealer when he shoots himself after handcuffing you at 2 shells left

winter geode
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Gonna walk home listening to thishttps://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPOab0sEecCXoRARrfVo_7yu4qewdGJwX&si=zn9uVoBRovhAnfLA

YouTube Music
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly Radio Music
bronze olive
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Cuz sometimes he just doesn't move and stares and im like ....YEAH????

winter geode
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Buckshot roulette reference in 2014

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bronze olive
winter geode
bronze olive
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OOHH I thoguht that's what that was

winter geode
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This mf never heard of cof

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Nvm

bronze olive
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Hehe

winter geode
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Was gonna slap your bald spot

bronze olive
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I wish I was bald...I got this stupid hair on me

winter geode
bronze olive
winter geode
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Time to walk home

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Aight we done

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bronze olive
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My workout consists of thinking about hard tasks and crying a little bit

winter geode
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My post workout meal

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junior ridge
winter geode
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Wrong, doctors sausage

plain mirage
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10/10 great protein, fat, and salt

winter geode
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We eating like true stalkers

plain mirage
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I use to work out to be able to dead lift the servers in my sandbox area. Got strong enough to lift a full 8U storage server

I wish I never stopped, so good for you man.

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I wonder how much the dealer benches

winter geode
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Walking home now, in vc if anyone wants to join n vibe

night marsh
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He can slash through the table and shotgun with the saw without the bloody thing moving with one swift movement of his hand he could crush anyone I believe

junior ridge
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Eh

winter geode
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Naughty

junior ridge
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Deserved that lol

cobalt epoch
junior ridge
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Airsoft guns are guns but not lethal

cobalt epoch
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that doesnt matter ll

junior ridge
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They're still painful

cobalt epoch
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especially close range

weary pond
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But hey, how else are you gonna be a high roller 😎 *

junior ridge
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What, I was gonna agree with blank shell

weary pond
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*please dont shoot yourself with airsoft because i said so

junior ridge
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Which are not painful at all

weary pond
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(literally forgot i own this)

junior ridge
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Bruh

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The only problem with it is that you can't really create blank rounds

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Wait

worthy aspen
junior ridge
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Unless you cut off the head of the dart and insert a sort of tube to hold the dart together

plain mirage
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live rounds have thumbtacks

cosmic heron
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IM SHITTING I FOUND ANOTHER BOOTLEG

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bronze olive
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What Gazbssnskz

cosmic heron
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Shitty ass desc

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gleaming onyx
weary pond
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And why does it have a noise, massive sin

cosmic heron
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I prefer the Chinese one over this

amber knoll
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When's backshot roulette dropping

winter geode
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Just got back home

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Fuck im tired lol

amber knoll
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Did u get backshots

winter geode
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Good hour walk

amber knoll
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Backshots??

winter geode
amber knoll
winter geode
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Furthers my point

amber knoll
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No

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It doesnt

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Fucking imbecile

hybrid wolf
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??? Wtf is going on here

winter geode
amber knoll
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What are u yapping bout

vernal monolith
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Nope

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@amber knoll dont disrespect other users

hybrid wolf
winter geode
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Just banter

amber knoll
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Yeah

plain mirage
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👀

vernal monolith
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mhm

winter geode
amber knoll
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Do you actually think a sane person would say "did u get backshots" to someone they just met not as a joke

hybrid wolf
amber knoll
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Lmao good point

hybrid wolf
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The backshots joke is fine
But don’t fucking insult each other so blatantly x)

winter geode
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Tisk tisk its funny though

hybrid wolf
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Troglodyte is funny

amber knoll
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What does it mean

winter geode
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Called imbecile

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Life over

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Took the kids with me

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Fuck thats dark

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Lordy

amber knoll
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Those kids are dead.

plain mirage
hybrid wolf
winter geode
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Too real ladies and germs

plain mirage
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Do you guys know each other or are we just feeding trolls?

winter geode
keen vortex
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this is reallly off topic yall

winter geode
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But again, we werent serious lol

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Theres meant to be a topic?

keen vortex
winter geode
lofty wharf
winter geode
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My back muscles/lats are sooooree

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Good stuff

plain mirage
winter geode
hybrid wolf
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backshot roulette
Is it live or blank ?
You’ll know in 9 months

plain mirage
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Bruh why so toxic?

winter geode
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Damn

winter geode
hybrid wolf
winter geode
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What! Its what you do in buckshot!

winter geode
hybrid wolf
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Can you like tone it down to a 6/10 ?

plain mirage
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I kinda took it as you telling me to kill myself cuz I posted funny meme from last night

winter geode
winter geode
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Or rather it xame out that way, my bad

plain mirage
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> Says "Die" with no context towards meme
> Sends gif of shooting dealer
> Its just a joke bro

hybrid wolf
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Yeah like I said
tone it down a bit
You’re gonna get in trouble

keen vortex
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no fite

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thx

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not saying yall are

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just no fite

winter geode
keen vortex
hybrid wolf
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.-.

keen vortex
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if you could put one item in buckshot what would it be

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and what would it do

winter geode
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Weed

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Ammo box changes ammo count mid round

keen vortex
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oh man that would be chaos

winter geode
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Or emp where disables electronics for 2 turns

hybrid wolf
keen vortex
bronze olive
winter geode
hybrid wolf
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ok.

keen vortex
plain mirage
keen vortex
sullen thicket
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Hia

keen vortex
winter geode
bronze olive
winter geode
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Also dealer has some FABULOUS TEETH OMG

hybrid wolf
winter geode
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I WISH I HAD DEALERS TEETH

vernal monolith
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a slug shotgun shell that makes the victim not be able to use items on their next turn

winter geode
vernal monolith
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stop that devastating dealer combo

winter geode
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Whaddya talking about

keen vortex
hybrid wolf
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So it’s basically a 1hit shield

plain mirage
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10/10 would love to see a non-lethal round do that

winter geode
winter geode
winter geode
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Honestly bit jealous of his teeth

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Must be so handy

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Again, eats stones, boulders even

hybrid wolf
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Yes I love the idea of a 1 turn shield charge

winter geode
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In day to day life

keen vortex
plain mirage
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Also a kazoo. Pisses off the dealer and he has to pick up the shotgun first next round.

winter geode
keen vortex
winter geode
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If so how can i support?

hybrid wolf
winter geode
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Trueeee

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Need to make the contract

vernal monolith
winter geode
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Get a looot of beer and smokes

plain mirage
winter geode
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Thats gonna need a lot of funding

hybrid wolf
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But I don’t think making the dealer go first would work
Also does that mean the Dealer can’t use the item ?

plain mirage
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Dealer can use the item- just does nothing

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He also has a hard time using it so he tries, fails, then just throws it to the side

winter geode
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Just a cool idea i want to throw out there but

A mode where you can pick which items are on and off could be cool so like Phones and handcuffs only double nothing mode

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Kinda like mario kart

plain mirage
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Player: loudass kazoo sound, dealer gets a new face where he looks absolutely pissed off
Dealer: Sad kazoo sound, gets a sad face but tosses it aside and goes back to normal. Nothing changes.

winter geode
lofty wharf
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item idea: the gnome
first of all the gnome gnomes you. but it also removes a random blank shell out of the shotgun.

hybrid wolf
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What about an item that allows you to swap 2 shells in the sequence ?

winter geode
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Item idea: Toothbrush
Get to brush dealers teeth and make it shine bright like a diamond
does absolutely nothing

lofty wharf
plain mirage
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Toy teeth: Clatter around the table and remove an item at random from either side.

hybrid wolf
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Ooh

winter geode
plain mirage
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yes

winter geode
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Coooool

hybrid wolf
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Honestly I think we need more defence items
A lot of it is offence or information gathering

winter geode
hybrid wolf
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Or information scrambling
That can also be fun

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But very situational

winter geode
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Also been thinking of an idea where theres another bullet type in the game that could be added like a healing bullet just heals 1 charge and if you use handsaw heals for 2

(This could really drag rounds tho so not great sounding)

plain mirage
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Screwdriver- Lets you pry open the rounds flipper and see what next round/reload is going to have (but not the order) early

hybrid wolf
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Maybe changing the rules a bit to make it so if you shoot a blank on yourself with the end sawed off you get a bonus

winter geode
winter geode
hybrid wolf
worthy aspen
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I also made an Idea of an item... Probably already mentioned

Rusty Supressor = It has 50% chance to deal 3 damages (if it is a live round in chamber) . If it fails it won't deal any damage

hybrid wolf
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Hnnnnnn
That sounds overpowered for no real backlash

worthy aspen
hybrid wolf
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Try 10%

worthy aspen
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but i guess you are right

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Kinda overpowered

lofty wharf
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nahh dealer having rusty supressor would make me uninstall

worthy aspen
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But you can also use it on yourself

lofty wharf
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ok then its useless cool

worthy aspen
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if it is a live your turn end but you won't lose any charges if it is a live

winter geode
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I think in the future when more items get added a bin feature could be helpful just to get rid of some you might not want to use

worthy aspen
hybrid wolf
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Think of it this way : the esperance for the pills is 50% “+2”, 50% “-1”
So it’s an esperance of 0,5
You would need a percentage to get something chose to this
Which is not possible to begin with because it will always be above 1

worthy aspen
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What about an item that changes all the slugs with their opposite role 😅

hybrid wolf
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If it deals either 3 or 0 damage, for it to have an esperance of 0.5, it needs to fail 83% of the time

lofty wharf
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Trombone: 2 random opponent's items gets blown off the table

worthy aspen
oblique knoll
lofty wharf
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especially dealers lol

hybrid wolf
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Now if it was 2 damage to the dealer or it blows up in your face for 1, 50/50 works, it’s basically just the pills but dealing damage instead of healing

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Which would make it useless because of the handsaw, unless you make it so it’s always gonna do damage if it doesn’t blow up

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Which would make it more like a faulty magnum handgun lol

worthy aspen
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Lmao

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What about an item that refresh your inventory... If you have 2 for example expired medication on your table and use the item you will have all your items removed and get new ones

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From 2 expired medication to 2 beer for example

hybrid wolf
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interesting

hasty shuttle
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3 live one blank, I use my saw on the barrel, aim at Dealer, click 😡

worthy aspen
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And the item should look like a ring bell

hybrid wolf
sullen thicket
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Lots of furries here

hybrid wolf
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got a problem ? o^o

sullen thicket
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Yes >:}

hybrid wolf
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ono

sullen thicket
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owo

winter geode
sullen thicket
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I drew my dragon as a goober

tawdry otter
plain mirage
# plain mirage Screwdriver- Lets you pry open the rounds flipper and see what next round/reload...

People had questions and I had to disappear to work for a moment- basically it would be beneficial to know if it’s a full rack or not because you can plot accordingly. If you know ahead of time that the next is 1:2 you might want to save beers to get better odds at dealing the damage or even keeping yourself safe. But also if you’re about to see a full rack it might be worthwhile to get rid of items so when you draw new items you have a better chance at ending the round early.

cobalt epoch
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What if you could saw the shotgun twice 😎

vernal acorn
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lol after that it might as well be nogun. Just throw the sheells at people

stone wolf
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Uhhh

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Ion know what I'm menna say to that

bronze olive
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Brother?

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????

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😭

plain mirage
weary pond
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Im not here to start fights, but am i the only one who doesnt like the fanon of dealer having a body, instead of just levitating face and hands

worthy aspen
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i like both

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tbh

bronze olive
vernal acorn
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I'm not worried about it, like rayman also had no limbs but I thought thats fine. Oh I read it wrong, yes I like that the dealer is a floating head and hands

bronze olive
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I see a lot of both things in art.

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People draw him in many different ways 🙂

weary pond
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I guess i will revise - i do honestly have a softspot for art that gives dealer a kingpin-esque build lmao

bronze olive
plain mirage
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I like the different iterations of the dealer that people have. At the end of the day he’s a floating orb with hands, but it’s fun to see how people modify that

bronze olive
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FLOATING SWEETIE!

plain mirage
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It’s like how people make AUs of a fandom

cosmic heron
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I am surprised for the lack of gender bend I see of dealer

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Idk maybe I haven’t been looking hard enough

plain mirage
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I don’t think we even know the dealer’s gender

bronze olive
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Dealer doesn't have a gender ....... I mean that's like..evident

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No pronouns in game

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It's a Beast

plain mirage
#

I think it’s halfway referred to by doc as ‘it’ but debatable if he’s talking about the tool reviving you or the dealer letting him take you from the game room.

bronze olive
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Okay so yeah we aren't sure if Doc means the machine or Dealer

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But that could definitely be true

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I personally think Doc means machine...

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But Basically, Dealer is ...Dealer.

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His gender doesn't matter. What matters is a fair game

plain mirage
#

I would say deep voice of the dealer = masculine but I understand why people would fight about that.

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I’m also not sure if an entity like the dealer would care about preferred pronouns. It cares about playing the game

bronze olive
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WWWTWHRGEGWG okay king

plain mirage
#

That’s what the random function gives you lol

carmine flame
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you mean monarch lol

bronze olive
#

My liege

plain mirage
#

So if the dealer has no body, how does it deal with food?

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Does it throw up like an owl does?

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Does it even need food?

cosmic heron
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Does dealer have organs (for research purposes)

plain mirage
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We can see it’s affected by drugs

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So I would say yes to some effect

cosmic heron
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Yeah the affects of alcoholism hit him alright

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Fucking guaranteed 2 lives and shoot’s himself

plain mirage
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Nah that’s just it’s personality bro

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Bro’s good, bro. He just gets nervous

bronze olive
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I mean it drinks a lot

plain mirage
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That’s some powerful liver and kidneys in it

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Maybe that’s how it gets so much money- it can regenerate organs

bleak pivot
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Is there a bug in bsr?

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tryna play but the second u bust into the area with the rails audio cuts out

bronze olive
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??????

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Never heard that before !!! Sounds like a weird bug

tawdry otter
manic fox
mental yoke
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By the way, how do you feel about the Android port (it was made by a 12-year-old schoolboy from Russia and it works great)

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manic fox
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I think that pirating from a small dev is lame especially if he has plans in the future for release on more platforms

mental yoke
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And yes i owned a original

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vestal ridge
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.
Imagine typing your name on the keyboard-pad with a tiny screen and fat finger.

mental yoke
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I never miss click

vestal ridge
vestal ridge
mental yoke
vestal ridge
tawdry otter
#

I mean there's that hoarse noise you heat as the text sentences scroll

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Like the PLEASE SIGN THE WAIVER part

plain mirage
#

It has syllables to it I think.

vestal ridge
bronze olive
plain mirage
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I imagine the stomach is right behind the mouth and the mouth acts like part of the stomach wall.

bronze olive
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Where's the Booty

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I'm trying to See. For science, you understand

plain mirage
#

Anything not absorbed is thrown up

bronze olive
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Dealer pellets

vestal ridge
plain mirage
#

I imagine that the dealer has greater control over those secretions

bronze olive
#

I want to See

opal shale
#

nice stuff in my Jellyfin library

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plain mirage
#

Dealer stomach acid is enough to corrode steel

tawdry otter
bronze olive
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Waw

plain mirage
#

I think the stomach may invert like a starfish in a way

bronze olive
plain mirage
#

No more hints for now

sharp vault
#

Hey people, i have a question. So i have the steam version of the buckshot roullete but i don't get the double or nothing option and other items.

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Like 3-4 times

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Okey

plain mirage
#

Take the pills in the bathroom

sharp vault
#

Like yk first time you play theres 1 round 2 round and the third always show me a skull emoji yk

sharp vault
plain mirage
#

Yes

sharp vault
#

Ohhh okey i will try it

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Thanks guys

plain mirage
#

Imagine if next update Mike just makes it so the pills in the bathroom kills you lol

sharp vault
#

That would be bad...

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Btw i really wait when we get multiplayer support too😍

tawdry otter
sharp vault
#

Noo, on pc. And i guess i haven't tried the "drugs" (pills) in bathroom

tawdry otter
tawdry otter
plain mirage
#

You get into a vehicle on the normal mode

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Sorry misread

tawdry otter
#

Yeah, but are you riding, well, shotgun?

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Could be a driver. I picture it as defib guy chauffeuring the player home, then returning the company car to the club.

plain mirage
#

Lmao imagine if it was the dealer

tawdry otter
#

WHERE TO? YOU BETTER NOT BE BLEEDING ON THE UPHOLSTERY...

opal shale
plain mirage
#

When did I say it was for April fools?

opal shale
leaden ruin
#

the

sour tulip
leaden ruin
sinful rune
#

Hi guys ||you just lost The Game||

solemn lotus
plain mirage
sonic crown
#

add cyanide to game

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or kind of bitter almonds

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ALMONDS YEAH

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we need an another healing item

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ik that bitter almonds have cyanide and that makes u sleepy

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probably they dont have that much cyanide that makes u kill

#

nvm thats pointleds

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idk there is pills have thst purpose

sour tulip
#

However they have an extremely small amount

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If it was actually dangerous, people would be dying from cyanide poisoning from eating almonds more often, no?

manic wyvern
sour tulip
#

It's also worth mentioning something else

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Why would you find almonds in a night club

sonic crown
sonic crown
tawdry otter
#

The dealer has a nut allergy?

sonic crown
#

also i got som bitter almonds do u wanna see?

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they look a bit more powdery than other almonds

sour tulip
sonic crown
#

and smell and taste like ink

manic wyvern
tawdry otter
#

...actually wait, are bar snacks a club thing or only in more cocktail/beer focused establishments?

sonic crown
#

and i am not just talking about one

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he will take like 15 20 once

sour tulip
#

For what purpose

sonic crown
#

idkkk thats what i am saying

sonic crown
sour tulip
#

That's like adding a tide pod in the game and having you consume it

manic wyvern
#

The Dealer has a huuuuuge hidden stash of nuts he’s been storing for the winter. Mike told me

sour tulip
#

Cool, but how could that possibly help

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Not to say every item in the game necessarily has to make full sense

sonic crown
#

they make player happi :3

sour tulip
#

Smoking definitely shouldn't be giving you more health

#

But still

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Almonds sound incredibly unfitting to the theme of the game

sonic crown
#

if player got the 15 sweet almonds in fifty fifty chance they make it happy

sour tulip
#

They're hard to figure out a mechanic for

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And we already have alternatives via beer and expired pills

sonic crown
#

if player got 15 15 bitter they lose 2 heart within 2 rounds

sonic crown
#

but there is no round expanded risks

#

like pills are instantly take ur life

manic wyvern
#

Buckshot Roulette nut theory

sour tulip
sonic crown
#

like i dont wanna risk all game for one full heart

sour tulip
#

Items that take effect later are either useless because going multiple rounds isn't super common in DoN or allow you to ignore the downside

sonic crown
#

what is DoN, srry :3

sour tulip
#

Double or Nothing

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The endless mode

sonic crown
#

ik

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hmm

sour tulip
sonic crown
#

OH

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i wanted to say k

lofty wharf
sonic crown
#

so

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in DoN, almonds make the 2x 3x?

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idk if thats too op

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but that would be good

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but have no purpose INGAME

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idk

sour tulip
#

I'd rather have something more fitting to the theme

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A spiked drink

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Just as an example

sonic crown
#

hmm

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true this is a night club not a barn

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actually a bleeding effect could be good

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i really want that effect

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i love bleeding effects

sour tulip
#

We already have a knife

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So it'd have to be something else

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Brass knuckles?

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It'd be kinda funny to get literally punched by the Dealer

sonic crown
#

kunai.

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WAİT

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but it would be useless

sour tulip
#

It could be something interesting like doing guaranteed damage right there but it also counts as the end of your turn

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100% chance to deal damage, but risks your opponent having more to work with when it's their turn

#

How about that?

sonic crown
#

yeah

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hmm insanity bar would be good actually instead of new items

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because new items means more fixing to other items because it must work with others too

sour tulip
#

They don't necessarily have to work with other items

sonic crown
#

nvm

sour tulip
#

In fact, the update that added 4 new items actually changed things up for the better by making other items like handsaws more rare just because there's more chance you get something else

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Making the classic Dealer combo of constant magnifying glasses + handcuffs + handsaw two lives = you die, skill issue significantly rarer

sonic crown
#

now u have another

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glass handsaw change the bullet type

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idk the item name

versed ledge
#

helo

sonic crown
#

i forgot its , but it changes the bullet typr

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so the combo isnt gone

sour tulip
#

Inverter

lofty wharf
#

dealer having adrenaline is so annoying

sour tulip
#

But that's a different combo

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And that can't kill you at full health

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Unless you have 2 health, where handsaws are not given until the 1st round is complete

sour tulip
#

I tend to sort my items on my table based on how recently they were obtained from the box so I can proritize items I don't want the Dealer to take

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And especially keep expired medicine on the table so he wastes it on that instead

lofty wharf
#

does dealer prioritize taking your items based on spawn order too

sour tulip
#

In my experience he absolutely prioritizes healing items first

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But then it seems to be box order

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(though the same logic as to whether he wants to use the item still applies, if he doesn't plan to shoot you he won't take a handsaw for instance)

lofty wharf
#

he always wants to chug a beer

keen vortex
#

hes parched

sour tulip
keen vortex
#

look at him, dry ass skin

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definitely does NOT drink water - only beer Dealerbytonytheclock987

sour tulip
#

Not just he drinks only beer

#

He drinks liters upon liters of it daily

lofty wharf
#

dealer would have an insane beer belly, if he had a belly

sonic crown
#

should i afraid?

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esspecially his teeth

manic wyvern
#

You should afraid.

sonic crown
#

i drank forbidden amount of mtn dew.

lofty wharf
#

you shouldnt be afraid, the people near you should

sonic crown
#

why

manic wyvern
sonic crown
#

how u know that i am a suicide bomber

coral relic
cosmic heron
sonic crown
manic wyvern
coral relic
#

like this

manic wyvern
#

He looks like he’d catch on fire if he went into the sunlight

#

He catches on fire like the dad in hereditary

cosmic heron
#

This is why he locks himself in that room in the underground nightclub

manic wyvern
#

I use the magnifying glass to burn his retinas

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On his forehead

winter geode
bronze olive
#

Someone make me get up and feed myself

vernal monolith
bronze olive
#

🥺

vernal monolith
#

I chose violence today

bronze olive
#

I GOT FOOD..

sonic crown
#

death

versed ledge
manic wyvern
#

Dealer to the doctor /j

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versed ledge
dry ingot
#

unoriginal idea but I played the normal mode the way the dealer plays, based on an old and probably outdated youtube video about how the dealer works and also a follow-up where the guy played double or nothing, dealer vs. dealer

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hybrid wolf
bronze olive
hybrid wolf
#

DoN is pretty different

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a lot of conditions are added

winter geode
#

I also have bought the original

sonic crown
#

i saw someone who made a jigsaw puzzle

winter geode
sonic crown
#

but here is mine

winter geode
sonic crown
#

( how to fucking change steam language plz idk russian )

winter geode
sonic crown
sonic crown
#

man i am serious wtf is that langage

dreamy pebble
#

Hello community

sonic crown
#

hi

dry sphinx
#

Hello
I want stream this game
Do I need to get the permission?

proven falcon
#

no

dry sphinx
#

Thank you!

sweet horizon
mental yoke
winter geode
#

Just gonna leave this here

blissful wedge
#

Uhh what is buckshot roulette pills shell file?

worthy aspen
#

how unfortunate

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winter geode
#

hello backshotters

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buckshotters

winter geode
bronze olive
winter geode
#

gets grabbed by dealer

spark ferry
#

yo

blissful wedge
winter geode
#

I HAVE a burning question about buckshot roulette with one of the items

Its about the phone when i use it. i feel like most the times he hears the call too and does the exact right play but there are times where he does do misplays (this just could be coincidences)

I’m curious if someone could confirm if he can hear your call or its a random thing whether he somehow magically listens in or not

carmine flame
#

pretty sure he cant but sometimes two phones can give the same information so maybe he used a phone and had the same shell information as you

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or its just a coincidence

#

and it'd kinda be unfair considering you can't hear his phone

hybrid wolf
#

and because of how the phone works, you're more likely to get info on whatever there is in higher quantity
and the dealer is more likely to act correctly even though he doesn't know the shell

#

the fun thing is, even if there is currently 2 lives and 2 blanks in play, and he used a phone previously
if he doesn't know the current shell, he will still act on a 50/50
he does not take phone info into consideration for the targetting

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only when the shell he got a call on actually gets in the chamber does it matter to him

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so yeah, because of how the game is coded, he doesn't hear the phone
it's just more likely that he acts correctly than not

sour tulip
#

If a phone reveals the last live or blank, he will act correctly on all shots

hybrid wolf
#

will he ?

sour tulip
#

But otherwise all of what you said is correct

hybrid wolf
#

I didn't see that in the code

sour tulip
#

Pretty sure it's just a general thing

hybrid wolf
#

that's the targetting code

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and what happens when he tries to use a phone

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#

ooooh

#

ok that's why

#

if the phone ever tells the dealer the last shell

#

it actually doesn't

#

it tells him the second to last one

sour tulip
#

That's interesting

#

Oh wait

hybrid wolf
#

but that's only when 8 shells are in play

sour tulip
#

That's why the Dealer is not allowed to use the phone with 2 shells

hybrid wolf
#

idk, it's weird lol

#

there's a lot of restrictions in the code that don't make sense

#

like he's allowed to drink beer if he knows the shells is blank, but not if he knows it's live

#

x)

winter geode
#

Also thank god hes wasteful with handcuffs

hybrid wolf
#

yeah his only restriction on that is that it's not the last shell

winter geode
#

Honestly i could learn a thing or 2 from the dealer

#

The dealer is a brave guy i respect that

#

No wonder he won against god

hybrid wolf
#

it's weird, so the code makes it so if there are 8 shells in play, and he uses a phone, and the phone gives him the 8th shell, it actually gives him the 7th
but this second-to-last restriction can never apply because by that point at least one shell has been discarded by the player
and so it doesn't actually explain how the dealer would act accordingly when there's only 2 shells
I think that's just coincidence

winter geode
#

Yeaah

#

Also the one major flaw that phone has that i forget is sometimes it can tell you the same numbers info

hybrid wolf
#

yup

winter geode
#

But i like that tho

hybrid wolf
#

there's no guarantee of new information

#

but that's on brand with Mike honestly lol

#

in Concrete Tremor, the phone call can be from someone that already died

winter geode
#

Also just a reminder for myself lets say you saw off shotgun but you shoot urself with a blank that gets rid of saw effect?

hybrid wolf
#

yes it does

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not for the dealer tho

#

because it was never intended to happen

lofty wharf
winter geode
hybrid wolf
# winter geode Huh thats weird

the dealer only uses handsaws when he targets the player, so there's no code to reset the shotgun if he decides to shoot himself and gets a blank

winter geode
#

Wait what is the highest amount of items the box can give you i feel like i’ve seen 5 before but idk not too sure

lofty wharf
#

yeah you get between 2 and 5 items

hybrid wolf
#

some mods add the possibility, and it's pretty weird

winter geode
hybrid wolf
lofty wharf
#

yeah. i just remembered dealers phone can actually reveal the current shell. guess thats why

winter geode
#

Also one more question but are there more common bullet counts then others so for example

1/2 is more common than 3/4 or do they all have equal chances of getting picked

winter geode
#

Bros got upgraded phone

hybrid wolf
hybrid wolf
winter geode
#

There is a lot more less ammo counts like 1/1 1/2 etc

sonic crown
#

also

winter geode
#

Also is it possible to get the same item like 3 times in a row or is it all just coin flip for what item you get?

sonic crown
#

these ar bitter almonds

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winter geode
#

Like is there a limit and the game goes like “Lemme give you another Christmas gift son 3 cigs is too much for you”

winter geode
sonic crown
#

YES YUM

#

ill eat them all idk i got too bored

#

and these r i think slightly bitter

#

sooo no problem there

winter geode
hybrid wolf
#

ok so godot is 0 indexed
the phone uses the randi_range(from, to) function
so it returns a number between 1 and the last shell
so it should at max be between 1 and 7
never hitting 0 (the current shell) or 8 (the weird edge case that loops back to 7)

sonic crown
#

AAAAAA

lofty wharf
# hybrid wolf no it can't

i have seen him use inverter instantly after phone multiple times. tbf it could just mean his phone revealed the last live shell ig

sonic crown
#

the first one i ate is so forbidden...

winter geode
sonic crown
#

man wtf

#

i dont taste my tastebuds anymore

raw badge
hybrid wolf
sonic crown
#

and the previous thing i ate is probably forbidden so

cosmic heron
#

Tastebuds taste like tastebuds

winter geode
#

nuhh uh

#

Also im not crazy but i swear in previous updates when eating the expired meds the neck used to snap the other way

sonic crown
#

nvm 1 :3

hybrid wolf
lofty wharf
# hybrid wolf it wouldn't work that way either, he doesn't use phone info to choose a target a...

https://youtu.be/Kz5_27ymnFU?si=hO5s7OROJqDmuWoT&t=5655 look at the timestamp. At the start of his first turn of the round, dealer used phone at 3 shells left, then instantly used inverter. How do you explain that?

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Ljovynn
1 BILLION $ Buckshot Roulette Run!

god gamer moment. still not even top 500 in the leaderboard cuz all the cheaters lol

I used this site to keep track of shells: https://ljovynn.github.io/buckshot/main.html

First gauntlet: 0:24
34K: 9:30
69K: 19:05
139K: 28:53
278K: 37:04
557K: 48:33
1M: 56:26
2M: 1:04:07
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winter geode
#

I swear it sometimes did left side

sonic crown
#

k second one is better...

winter geode
winter geode
hybrid wolf
sonic crown
#

yummy third one

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#

i needed to take som water

hybrid wolf
#

yeah he can only use an inverter if he knows the shell is blank

winter geode
#

Only big brain people use inverters for live as well

hybrid wolf
#

my bot does sometimes

#

even on unknown shells too lol

lofty wharf
#

so he either does take phone info into consideration when choosing target, or the phone can reveal the current shell.

winter geode
#

Are buckshot roulette speedruns a thing??? Probably not probably just high score stuff

lofty wharf
#

every high score run is a speedrun at the first 3 rounds

hybrid wolf
dawn wagon
#

i get to round 12 in double or nothing

#

game crashes

#

;-;

hybrid wolf
#

the phone never gives info on shell index 0
and the targetting only counts shells from the spawner

sonic crown
#

this time i eat 2

image0.gif
#

REAL LIFE GAMBLING IS INSANE

lofty wharf
hybrid wolf
#

it's godot, and it's 0 indexed

#

I checked

lofty wharf
#

i thought thats a game engine

hybrid wolf
#

it has its own language quirks

lofty wharf
#

oh ok lol

#

ok but why did dealer use inverter in that clip then 😭

hybrid wolf
#

I don't know !

#

it's so weird

opal shale
#

was wondering if this word was replaced by a number in other languages in this game

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#

don't mind about pyro

night marsh
#

Either number or it is translated

opal shale
#

hmm

#

interesting

tawdry otter
winter geode
#

HI MIllyyy

#

i miss u hope uve been ok

night marsh
winter geode
night marsh
#

I’ve been on and off waaaah how are you

hybrid wolf
#

OH FUCK I WAS WRONG

winter geode
#

ive been ok!! loved talking to you before u left!! hope u dont mind me adding u

hybrid wolf
#

there's actually a function where the dealer uses the phone info to know if he figured out the entire sequence @lofty wharf

lofty wharf
#

mystery solved!

hybrid wolf
opal shale
#

When your opponent is a programmed robot 😔🙏

hybrid wolf
#

he still doesn't use the info to choose a target when he doesn't know tho lol

#

right, so when he figures out all the lives or all the blanks, he knows the entire sequences
otherwise he acts as if the shells he knows are still equally probably to be in the chamber

lofty wharf
#

dealer either stupid or locked in, no inbetween

opal shale
#

one thing for sure, dealer is smarter than me

#

I've beaten double or nothing but I still gotta double once...

hybrid wolf
#

dealer is not smarter than me
but he's definitely luckier lol

opal shale
#

👉😔👉

winter geode
#

gwuh

bronze olive
winter geode
#

Whats yalls go to names for the game? ||real ones do one letter to get into the game as fast as possible||

raw star
#

I’ve been thinking about this. Would it be smart to put up leaderboard moderators to remove cheated scores? Since we obviously can’t stop cheat engine/cheaters in general, but a few actives/trusted folks can clean the leaderboard every few days

raw star
winter geode
winter geode
#

But nah you make a solid point

lofty wharf
raw star
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Whaaat

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Not a bad idea

winter geode
lofty wharf
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here, u can copy mine if u want. mouse positions are probably different in other monitors but timings should work if you dont have potato pc

Start() { MouseClick, left, 754, 875 sleep 1550 MouseClick, left, 726, 1066 sleep 2700 MouseClick, left, 1520, 700 sleep 5000 MouseClick, left, 278, 660 sleep 9000 MouseClick, left, 1287, 400 sleep 2900 MouseClick, left, 1563, 550 sleep 10 MouseClick, left, 1801, 467 }

raw star
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Nice. Thanks

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How do you find out the pixel locations

winter geode
raw star
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AutoHotKey

winter geode
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Oh lol

lofty wharf
raw star
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Okay, thanks

lofty wharf
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you can actually see it in action at the start of my billion run video lol

winter geode
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damn why pringles make my mouth so dry holy fuck

winter geode
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And its suoer fast too when it drys your mouth

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But nothing like a beer and a cigar combo really refreshes you

keen vortex
sour tulip
wispy viper
vernal acorn
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I just name my character 'man'

bronze olive
manic wyvern
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Mine is Eve, Ava or Eva

sour tulip
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Salt.

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If I'm being silly I'll do Bozo

lofty wharf
manic wyvern
sour tulip
lofty wharf
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my grandmas name is Evy

fair surge
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Mine is Man or Goob

opal shale
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but I haven't decided yet

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it's always random

winter geode
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I sometimes do the name IMILL so I don’t forget what i’ve been trying to do for like weeks

hybrid wolf
hard hornet
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Hi everyone! Someone knows of any plan official port BR on mobile platform?

keen vortex
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Hi! no mobile ports announced yet, but make sure you keep an eye on the news channel for future updates!

winter geode
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or my real name

hybrid wolf
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well

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start the game, 2 charges, 3-3
Esper : SHOOT YOURSELF
... ok
boom
Dealer : MG, inverter, boom
game over

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I need to fix this bot

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oh it wasn't broken

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just incredibly pessimistic

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alright

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yeah I guess with -80.4 of expected score you might as well shoot youself lmao

umbral spear
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cuz of this game i now have an addiction to shotguns

scenic wing
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Is there a place to report an exploit ?

umbral spear
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I had this thing right here on 2022 Christmas

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hybrid wolf
hard hornet
winter geode
umbral spear
umbral spear
hard hornet
scenic wing
# hybrid wolf in <#1225812824450797689> I guess what's the exploit ?

While climbing , if you find a spot were you can stand up but at the same time you are hanging from a rope you can press R and from now on you have your pickaxe always out so hanging or not you keep progressing only by nailing a rope , detach the previous one , nail another a bit further , detach the previous one and so on . So I can finish a map without grabbing any rock .

hybrid wolf
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uh

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what game is that from ?

umbral spear
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man

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i love this community

worldly hearth
hybrid wolf
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what's the name of the game ?

umbral spear
hybrid wolf
umbral spear
hybrid wolf
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?

umbral spear