│nightclub

[bronze olive]

Arg ends up being the dealer telling us it is the answer

[night marsh]

Yes

[plain mirage]

I hope the dealer can retaliate against the kisses

[fast tusk]

Canon

[bronze olive]

I truly think he is some kind of suicide demon

[winter geode]

the dealer is lonely, all he wants is a friend
if we all gave him a hug, he'd reveal all the secrets of the arg and we'd solve the mystery

[fast tusk]

He'll be handcuffed first
Let me cook

[winter geode]

it isn't fun if there isn't some playful fighting involved 😉

[fast tusk]

That's a great idea

[winter geode]

lord pray 4 this

[night marsh]

👀👀

[fast tusk]

Write that down

[winter geode]

fr, take notes people!

[plain mirage]

He'll pin yall to the table if he doesn't throw you back to your side first

[winter geode]

HELL YEAH

i mean

i mean

[fast tusk]

YES PLEASE

[winter geode]

IM GOING FERAL

[fast tusk]

Ahem

[night marsh]

Is that a promise

[fast tusk]

That sounds painful smh

[plain mirage]

Depends on which version of the dealer you're going with

[winter geode]

shit i been so distracted in the chat i have no idea how many shells are loaded or in what order...

[sinful rune]

Me when

I MENA WHO SAID THAT

[fast tusk]

Guys, it's not worth it
(Make him take the meds and lose the 50 50 then we'll tackle)

[winter geode]

i love how some people draw him big and hunky it makes me swing my legs around

[night marsh]

Quick! Swarm him

[night marsh]

You’d like my Dealer then

[winter geode]

[fast tusk]

He gives good hugs trust😩

[sinful rune]

Youd also like my dealer

[winter geode]

[winter geode]

whats he gonna do if i'm into it

[sinful rune]

YALL WHO HASNT SEEN SPIDER DEALER YET ILL DROP THE ART AGAIN

[plain mirage]

Now I feel like I need to be the body guard for the dealer

[night marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sip-gif-6006336834717846617

[winter geode]

my goofy 4'9ft ass:

[fast tusk]

Man we're gonna be cooked if we get a vr buckshot with a sentimental dealer ai

[winter geode]

you just want him for yourself

😔 🚬

[plain mirage]

Nah I'm into fighting yall like a little devil on your shoulder

Drag you back to your side and make you sit

[winter geode]

nothing like a bit of playful fighting ot get into the mood 😉

[winter geode]

jokes on you i like that

[tawdry otter]

It's in v1.1 if you have an itch copy
https://youtu.be/CblZIoXzV44

[plain mirage]

Yeet you right back to the other side of the playing table. If you win I'll let you take a smooch from the dealer with your money

[winter geode]

i need

[winter geode]

i'll take more than a smooch

[plain mirage]

more is w/ the 1 mil club

[winter geode]

jokes on you i'm already in it

[tawdry otter]

Follow the readme https://github.com/MSLaFaver/BuckshotRouletteMods?tab=readme-ov-file#virtualreality-setup

[winter geode]

i don't actually own a vr headset yet but when i do get one i will follow this guide, ty friend

[sudden wasp]

chatgpt was considerably worse, flipped back over to copilot and it was incredibly better

[warm turret]

i think in most cases yes. i only take it if it actually increases my chances of winning, which is rare

[winter geode]

the dealer just handcuffed me 😏

he shot himself

[warm turret]

the only "reasonable" spot to take it is at 2 health with 4 max, and even then it's not particularly good because you're 1 away from death if you whiff

[winter geode]

what a dumbass

after using the phone too

he should've known better 😔 🚬

[pulsar storm]

why let the dealer do it when i can do it myself?

[fast tusk]

The fucking switch😭

[winter geode]

lmao fr

[plain mirage]

hmmm

[warm turret]

dealer loves shooting himself if there are more blanks than lives. that's actually in his ai

[fast tusk]

"Dealer handcuffed me😩 He shot himself."

[warm turret]

me

[winter geode]

lol suicidal dealer

he actually wants to die

it's a part of the arg guys 🤓

[bronze olive]

Me

[winter geode]

Any yall into parkour?

Dont think ive mentioned thats something i do

im too chubby 4 parkour 😭

plus small

[winter geode]

Then get fit

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-tired-no-sleep-gif-15403093

i don wanna

Trust me, as soon as you get that dopamine from a really fuckin hard gym sesh

You will

one of these days mayhaps

Its the only drug youll ever need its so good

[night marsh]

Small and chubby??? Omg peak adorableness

[winter geode]

no i dont do it but i think it's sick

i've seen parkour videos where these guys do parkour ontop of really high skyscrapers
high enough that they're dead if they fuck up and fall

it looks so fun, if i knew how to do it i'd consider it myself tbh

but those guys are def pro's who've mastered it cause that shit is unbelievably dangerous

im rlly scared of big heights but it looks fun!! wouldnt do it tho!!

Just running and doing wall runs n safety rolls is enough for me

[sonic crown]

huh

[winter geode]

Also counter argument

IM CHUBBY

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

ok but i dont think u would be 4'9

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

[sonic crown]

uhh

[winter geode]

one of the goals i have in life that i really,really wanna do is spear fishing
i don't mean fish over a river with a spear instead of a rod
i mean actually diving underwater with a spear gun to hunt the big fish yourself

i've seen videos and it looks pretty cool

[sonic crown]

i am kinda chubby too... beside my 56 weight...

[winter geode]

Yeah probs not

[winter geode]

i have a really big fear of the ocean so it'd be a good way to combat it and hopefully stop being afraid

[warm turret]

this photo has convinced me to never do dangerous parkour. it's the last photo of parkourist pavel kashin before his death.

[bronze olive]

What's wrong with being 4'9"

[sonic crown]

kg

[warm turret]

no gore, but scary

[bronze olive]

😔

[winter geode]

im SMALL i cant REACH

Yeah, parkour is fun

[winter geode]

did he...jump off the roof?

😭

[sonic crown]

DIE

[winter geode]

But like black tar heroine its addictive

[bronze olive]

You're the same height as me ?

[warm turret]

i think he tried to do a backflip and failed the landing

[winter geode]

And can make you do dump shit

yeah

[sonic crown]

did u died?

[bronze olive]

Nice

[sonic crown]

orrr he died?

nvm

[winter geode]

yeah i was there

i died too

i'm texting from heaven

it's great up here you should visit sometime

[sonic crown]

YAY

one small problem

[winter geode]

Oh nah you are just part of the monolith

[sonic crown]

there is no shotgun near to me... yknow i dont wanna risk it

[winter geode]

Eat Vog, cultist

[sonic crown]

even if u cut ur aorta... there is SMALL chance to u live

and... if u that lucky in that case I AM

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-afghanistan-poland-gun-poland-grenade-launcher-gif-23452303

[sonic crown]

uhh it will be too silly

like i am gonna live as a brain dead

horrible...

[winter geode]

If you wanna train parkour remember this notion

[sonic crown]

THEY CANT EVEN UNPLUG ME BECAUSE ITS ILEGAL THERE

[sonic crown]

i forgetting that i move my limbs sometimes

[winter geode]

Consistency, is the enemy of the doom that comes with the hobby.

[sonic crown]

i am that uhh

distracted

so idk thwt i can do parkour

[winter geode]

You can do anything mate

Believe in that

[winter geode]

another stalker player? unbelievably based

[sonic crown]

i fall floor because i forgot how to walk

i start to walk with my toes

on my toes*

[winter geode]

though i'm more into freedom than monolith

[winter geode]

So practice

[sonic crown]

i am too silly

[sonic crown]

i csnt they are tooo boring

[winter geode]

Time, patients and persistance

Boring is good

[sonic crown]

I CANT WAIT

[winter geode]

Learn how to be bored

[sonic crown]

i know

[winter geode]

And life hatches a greater purpose for you

[sonic crown]

actually when i got bored i draw something

not these "activities"

actually i dont really go outside except school

[winter geode]

Im a merc main, glad we can be friends

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

🤝

[sonic crown]

what js merc

[winter geode]

Although im disguised as a Loner atm

[winter geode]

Mercernary

[sonic crown]

idk

nvm

uhh

[winter geode]

Well heres some tips on life

[sonic crown]

i need no tips

:3

if someone gives me something about life, what is thr purpose of wondering?

[winter geode]

When you wake up, go outside and look at the sunlight (not the actual sun)

[winter geode]

Well how do you think you receive those wonders?

Through define intervention?

[sonic crown]

i dont know something

i wonder

i learn somehow

i forgot again

i wonder again

cycle

[winter geode]

i used to be a loner...
but i have to admit, i'll always be a freedom main BUT bandits will hold a special place in my heart simply because they have the funniest voice lines imo

[winter geode]

sounds like you need to find something that would actually interest you

[sonic crown]

also looking sun isnt that bad idea

uhh

idk

[sonic crown]

i find, but somehow i lose my interest again and again and again

[winter geode]

https://www.hubermanlab.com/topics/light-exposure-and-circadian-rhythm

Here

This goes into detail on why you should get out every morning and have direct sunlight

And the benefits etc

[sonic crown]

bwaa

[winter geode]

Id love to keep talkim but i got some stuff to do so i gotta dash

[sonic crown]

okay

gl

and actually i need to sleep too

[uncut ruin]

are they ever gonna put a cap to the least amount of money you can gain in DoN or will it always dwindle to 10 dollars?

[bronze olive]

WHAT IS HAPPENIN

[manic wyvern]

So true

[night marsh]

I am so lost

[winter geode]

FUCK

anyways

[versed ledge]

good old days

[bronze olive]

😭

[winter geode]

me and the dealer

i love this dealer!

[bronze olive]

Same

[tawdry otter]

Floor value seems to be 10 #│modding-chat message

[sonic crown]

its just starting

[winter geode]

what can i say

i'm just having fun 😉

Too much it seems

heh...

Let the zone take you in blood ridden arms

the zone will set me on the correct path

Also my shaker bottle with my prework out fell outta my bag

Stricken with grief, i am

truly tragic

Woah, an invisible jet just went above me

[solemn lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-russia-gif-3522163

[fluid bloom]

buckshot*

[bronze olive]

Every day

[bronze olive]

Sorry I ordered an airstrike on your location for speaking ill of dealer simps 😔

[fluid bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-7279870884587886608

hes eepy 💤

laying down 😴

[tawdry otter]

...how does that gif sync so well with General Release.wav

[fluid bloom]

[winter geode]

YES

too far?

😔 🚬

[keen vortex]

gotta keep it pg yall sorry

[winter geode]

my apologies

youre good

[keen vortex]

nah, you're good ive made the joke too LOL

[winter geode]

LMAO

[fluid bloom]

buck shork ruler

THEY CALL ME TODD DINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT

[tawdry otter]

RIP, there is a WIP mod called Backshot since before the Steam release...

[fluid bloom]

🤕

[winter geode]

YESSSS

i mean

NOOOOO

[plain mirage]

[fluid bloom]

godzilla

[winter geode]

pls forgive me for my sins 🙏

i'm not always this weird

[fluid bloom]

lebron permanently affected by the actions that have occurred recently

[winter geode]

only sometimes

[plain mirage]

Why are you asking for forgivneness when I'm the one putting bears into the game?

[burnt aurora]

sure?

[fluid bloom]

😭

[night marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ursos-fritando-bear-dance-funny-gif-13927344

[winter geode]

unless we're doing the bears, nothing is as bad as what i'd do to the dealer

[fluid bloom]

lebron vs gabe newell

[winter geode]

and i'm proud of that

[plain mirage]

I need a good bear.png to throw in to the game

[winter geode]

i imagine it like this but with some comical sound effects

and without the white background

[plain mirage]

Should it have the checkard background?

[winter geode]

idk

i mena

fuck

[plain mirage]

Cuz I feel like that would make it better

[winter geode]

i mean, it does add to the charm

[plain mirage]

"Mike I put a fucking bear into your game"

[fluid bloom]

put a beaver instead

[winter geode]

YES

GIVE THE BEAR A GLOCK

[plain mirage]

I'll let yall cook

[keen vortex]

I hate that my brain supplied "master has given dobby a glock"

[night marsh]

HFJFJG NO

[fluid bloom]

i like men

[winter geode]

💀

[bronze olive]

the transformation is complete

[plain mirage]

Nice

I want to make the shell waterfall a background

[sonic crown]

I FORGOT THAT I OPENNED THE WINDOW and...

flying crow sounds almost too real that they fly at my room

i fucking terrifyed out

[winter geode]

the pack of cigs kind of looks like a gold bar

or is it just me

[bronze olive]

it kinda do

[plain mirage]

Just leaned that the pill label is called xanax- thats kinda cool

[naive dome]

this is just audio p^rn

[muted sable]

If you do, give me it cause I neeeeed it

[plain mirage]

Will do

[bronze olive]

yeah post it in fan creation

[languid granite]

Moning

[signal elm]

Morning

Please enjoy this picture of my chameleons

[cosmic heron]

What a strange breed of cat

[signal elm]

She wishes the best day you can have

[bronze olive]

what da heck

whats her name

[signal elm]

Jasmin

[cosmic heron]

Meanwhile my bug-eyed snake is just-

being a mood

[winter geode]

Chug?

[bronze olive]

yes

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-gif-12982999610082032976

New irl dealer soon

Gimme a sec to get extra pumped

[bronze olive]

lmfaooo

[uncut ruin]

my ass can never do this (I never activated windows)

[sonic crown]

same here...

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/glimmerbetes-sturlight-glummers-glamglim-glimmy-mlp-and-so-on-gif-18413267

[uncut ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1207635466308952075/1226367050415476786/refuse.gif

[sonic crown]

UHH

[uncut ruin]

woah wth

[sonic crown]

STUPID

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/glimmerbetes-glimmy-glam-glimglam-sturlight-glummers-starlight-glimmer-gif-18413321

whateverr

uhh

at least I can say fuck

[uncut ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1207635466308952075/1226607505304588391/steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.gif

[sonic crown]

YAY

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/grumpy-tired-snark-agitated-no-sleep-gif-18444986

u silly creature

do u being ashamed by me or you?

I suggest u think twice

[cosmic heron]

mlp x buckshot when

[uncut ruin]

"i SuGgEsT u ThInK tWiCe" - 🤓

[warm turret]

no need to be a dingus

accept the ponies

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/glim-is-typing-what-the-glim-glamglim-glimmy-glam-glimglam-mlp-gif-18562845

u being one nerdy here

[warm turret]

cringe culture has been murdered in a dark alley

we are free

[bronze olive]

wat is going on in here

[sonic crown]

someone is triggered by ponies

[bronze olive]

who is

[cosmic heron]

I mean I’m getting flashbacks to that one cupcake video on yt

[sonic crown]

he is

[bronze olive]

omg

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/starlight-glimmer-mlp-nooo-mlp-glim-glam-no-gif-17315823

we dont talk about it here

...

it's forbidden

[uncut ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-1blocked-message-4blocked-messages-blocked-meme-meme-gif-25992739

[winter geode]

Oh yeah baby, i need to add more weight

[tawny zinc]

I wish to be dissolved

[leaden ruin]

dealer plush has been ordered

[bronze olive]

love people who are angry plushies are being made

'WHY DOES SEVERYTYHING NEED MERCH' I dunno why dont you go make your own thing brother

go make no merch with it loser

who FUCKING care

[leaden ruin]

dealer is so cute as plush

little tkiny gu

tiny*

[bronze olive]

yuess

[leaden ruin]

not massive head

[winter geode]

Its certainly better than adding microtransactions

And why not, people love merch of fuckin everything

[bronze olive]

just your typical joyless fucks who hate everything

theyre absolutely everywhere

[leaden ruin]

yeah

[crude ridge]

Even my dog has murch bruh

[winter geode]

Hands are shaking

[crude ridge]

Doctor

[fast tusk]

Take a break homie damn😭

[winter geode]

No

Ive got work to do

[crude ridge]

I mean I dont think a few hours is going to change the outcome of parkinsons

But im not a doctor sooooo

[sonic crown]

did u took too much benadryl

[winter geode]

Naw we workin out

[crude ridge]

I mean this in the best way

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/starlight-glimmer-trixie-lunamoon-great-and-powerful-trixie-mlp-trixie-gif-18343324850310618789

[winter geode]

Lmao i can do the voice

Ill show it off latwr

[crude ridge]

Hell yeah

[winter geode]

For now

[leaden ruin]

interesting

[fast tusk]

Fire af

[winter geode]

Meh, shite edit

Ill do a better one once im outta the gym

Dealer defo has bad breath btw

[fast tusk]

Smash

[sweet horizon]

mike is working on multiplayer!

[leaden ruin]

yep

[languid granite]

Finally, I've finished translating this game (or not). I think it's probably complete with everything.

Just sent it to the wrong room.

lol

[sonic crown]

there is like 5-6 sentences in game

with mostly written in B1 english

everyone should understand...

[languid granite]

Then it should be complete.

[sonic crown]

good bye

goodiebye

[winter geode]

Fuck im tired

[languid granite]

I've already made it in a google sheet, I'm ready to send it all the time.

[winter geode]

What language mate?

[languid granite]

Thai

[winter geode]

Nice

[languid granite]

Thank!

[languid granite]

Is that an exercise schedule?

[winter geode]

Yep, two exercises i did in the workout

[languid granite]

Oh cool!, keep fighting man.

[sweet horizon]

i'm native russian speaker, but i still play it in english

[winter geode]

Is this a good place to talk about anything Buckshot Roulette?

Bad question my bad.

A bit more straightforward.

I noticed something strange in the trailer, is this the place to discuss it or would it ruin the fun?

Whoop nevermind there is a thread about the ARG.

Problem solved itself.

[fast tusk]

Lmaoo

[night marsh]

You went on an adventure there pal lmao

[lofty wharf]

where can i apply to make translations?

[stark helm]

any mod of dev here? I already have itch.io version ,if I want to play steam version I need to buy another copy or can get free key??

[vernal monolith]

to play the game on steam you'll have to purchase it again c:

[stark helm]

okay thank you so I'll buy another copy then

[vernal monolith]

you're welcome! 💙

[languid granite]

You mean apply for translation?

[lofty wharf]

yes

[signal elm]

I mean I would buy the game 10 times

Buckshot roulette has become easily one of my top 5 favorite video games

[cobalt dirge]

back at the hornets nest

[dawn wagon]

btw, the phone is the monty hall problem

is fun

featuring: distinguished mathmaticians so sexist they are unable to use reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugbWqWCcxrg

[languid granite]

For me, I would first ask the developer if they accept translations for this language or not.

[wispy viper]

Same here! I've been so excited about the game and multiplayer, I've bought it 5 times. I know some might look at it and say, "Well, it's just a game about Russian roulette." Or their opinion is on it and I respect that but Buckshot has brought a great community of people together trying to solve a mystery and I think that makes it even more beautiful.

[languid granite]

If he accepts, that's good!

[lofty wharf]

I dont really think that is the case because the phone is not restricted to only showing one type of shell

[dawn wagon]

the fundamental core of the problem is what happens to the statistics, not what gets revealed.

[lofty wharf]

if theres 4 live and 4 blank, and I somehow have 3 phones that all reveal 3 live in 3 unique future shells, there's still a 50/50 on the first shot?

[dawn wagon]

no, that's the real reason it's not the monty hall problem.

because what is revealed is independant of your choice....

wait....

now i have to think some more 😕

[bronze olive]

Thinking noises

[dawn wagon]

let's say 1 live, 7 blank.
the phone reveals 6 blanks.
skip or fire? is there a difference?

ah, it's not the monty hall problem because the phone will not always reveal the same shot.

[lofty wharf]

the few times i used multiple phones in one round it always reveals the same shell it did before

[dawn wagon]

the probability concentrates because monty can't choose the door with the car behind it.

everytime a door doesn't get chosen, it's more likely to be a car, because monty can't open it.

[lofty wharf]

so this was correct?

[trim hull]

it's going

[bronze olive]

Omg what drawing program is this

[trim hull]

Aseprite

It's REALLY great, never let me down since the first time i got it

[muted sable]

Hold up, it’s a little broken

[trim hull]

oh my god it's SO SMOOTH I LOVE IT

[muted sable]

I can’t fix it for me

[trim hull]

MY POINT STILL STANDS

[muted sable]

lol

[rigid swan]

Is there any indie games like Buckshot?

[umbral flax]

[winter geode]

Hi guys ;3c

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/greylock-horror-analog-monster-gif-13367588596307623076

Whuh

[trim hull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[cobalt dirge]

end me

end me

what is this

[cosmic heron]

A “looks female enough” moment

[cobalt dirge]

ITS A FLOATING HEAD WITH TEETH AND HANDS I STILL DONT GET YALL

[bronze olive]

Wee

[bronze olive]

Doesn't even have to "look" like anything tbh
.....just Believe.

BELIIIEEEVEEE ! 🌟

[cosmic heron]

A floating head with floating hands and a mouth that would give you every disease on the planet is the peak design for a creepypasta pacman

[trim hull]

boy do we have the game for you, involving shotgun and gambling, for only 2 ish dollars on steam

[bronze olive]

mouth that would give you every disease

[cosmic heron]

Imagine dealer gives you nothing but 2$ over 50s

[bronze olive]

Risking your life for bus fare is Brazy

[cosmic heron]

Also isn’t it bad luck to have all 50s? Considering people think 50$ bills are a bad omen or sum

[cobalt dirge]

already purchased

[trim hull]

nice

[dawn wagon]

btw, shotgun roullete

mute the music, put on classical music

such a vibe

[cosmic heron]

Put on hotline Miami tracks

[cobalt dirge]

ok...

imma try it

my brother in christ youre a fucking genius

[kindred meteor]

Dealer when a guy with a tiger mask walks in and punches him in the face

[winter geode]

I need him carnally

Idk man

[cobalt dirge]

i am bewildered

[winter geode]

You don't even wanna see my bsr folder

[cobalt dirge]

i DONT

[bronze olive]

I did this with ASMR and fell asleep terrible idea 😭

[trim hull]

"it's just a floating head with teeth and hands" LOOK AT THE SILLY LIL GUY https://fxtwitter.com/critical_reflex/status/1780582735213441137?t=PhpVMKfTL67YnFzfygYrAA&s=19

[winter geode]

I'm currently in my college level class writing a 5k word minimum essay about the cold war

[trim hull]

I NEED THE DEALER PLUSHIE™️

[bronze olive]

At least it's not an essay test

[winter geode]

I sleep

[dawn wagon]

i'm not the first nor the last to randomly think of this.

[bronze olive]

I wake

[winter geode]

Im sorry I saw an AreWeCoolYet? Typing is that an scp reference

[winter geode]

Omg not everythings about you

https://tenor.com/view/cory-spazzkid-oneyplays-angry-malding-gif-25866048

[bronze olive]

Yeah it is?

[cobalt dirge]

ok... why have the uhuh with him doe

[winter geode]

@dawn wagon you.

Making me jorq with anger

[winter geode]

KillkillkillkillKillkillkillkillKillkillkillkill

[trim hull]

it's funny and i want to draw maid outfit because i'm bored

[winter geode]

Hate.

[bronze olive]

Let the hate flow

[cobalt dirge]

if you hate this too i agree with u

[trim hull]

"slaaay", The Dealer said before he slays you

[cobalt dirge]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[winter geode]

Five likes and I draw Dealer in a femboy cat outfit

[trim hull]

it will be hilarious

[winter geode]

Two more likes y'all!!!

[dawn wagon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3GCm6UacA

[winter geode]

@ionic scaffold

[bronze olive]

DEALERHEADS WAKE UP

[magic meteor]

does the burner phone even work

[winter geode]

Yes

[magic meteor]

it gives me fake info?

[winter geode]

It tells you in relation to the current bullet

So if it tells you "srcond" it means the second one coming up

[magic meteor]

OHH

okay thank youu

didnt know that lmao

and i always killedmyself

[trim hull]

is it not in relation to the first bullet?

am i stupid?

[winter geode]

Its not

[bronze olive]

It's in relation to whatever in the round

[winter geode]

Ye

[trim hull]

OH

[cosmic heron]

I don’t think I’ve ever used a burner phone that tells me the info of the first shell unless it’s 50/50 lol

[trim hull]

i've just been using it immediately right after i get it lmao

[bronze olive]

I don't like the burner phone it can psych me out

[cosmic heron]

I’ve gotten the burner phone bug before I thought I was high when I shot myself with a live when the phone told me blank

[bronze olive]

I saw someone say the dealer knows what the burner phone says. I don't believe it but I don't not believe it. Because I've seen him appear to Know whatever it said

[winter geode]

Confession I haven't been able to play bsr since I have no computer so I have to use Roblox remakes WEEPS

[bronze olive]

And I'm like is this real or is he just good at predicting

[cosmic heron]

I don’t think dealer knows info on your use of the phone

[bronze olive]

I don't play it much cuz I'm busy rn

[winter geode]

My computer can't even hold the space for steam so

[bronze olive]

I agree but on the other hand I swear he KNOWS

[winter geode]

It's a really shitty work laptop

[bronze olive]

Plus he remembers what the phone says better than me and that makes me angry

[tawny lance]

Or that's how the probabilities work?

[cosmic heron]

lol

[trim hull]

bruh just remember what your phone says 😭

[bronze olive]

I HAVE MEMORY PROBLEMS LEAVE ME ALONE

[cosmic heron]

Dementia kicks in

[bronze olive]

Crying

[tawny lance]

Severe sillyness

[winter geode]

Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person type

[bronze olive]

Mental sillyness

[trim hull]

WRITE IT DOWN ON PAPER 😭 😭

[winter geode]

One more react !

[bronze olive]

I could.... but I kinda like going balls to the wall

[tawny lance]

Done

[cosmic heron]

smelly

[bronze olive]

And I oop

[trim hull]

actually yea, i shouldnt tell people how to play the game, you should play it any way you find most enjoyable!

[bronze olive]

Makes it more tense too

[winter geode]

alright guys I'll do it when I'm out of school

[cosmic heron]

The ai being smarter than you is scary

[bronze olive]

It's AI of course it's "smarter"

[trim hull]

it really does when you lose count of the rounds

[bronze olive]

It can remember and recall in a way better manner and never gets tired or distracted

[trim hull]

its artificial intelligence against natural stupidity after all

[cosmic heron]

Who’s nerd ass whips out a spreadsheet to do statistics

[bronze olive]

I've seen this plenty

[winter geode]

I'm that nerd ass

[cosmic heron]

Wuss, I do my mental math

[winter geode]

(im autistic)

[bronze olive]

I don't do anything I just like shooty go bang bang

[bronze olive]

Some of us are the bad at math autistic

[cosmic heron]

All that matters is ||kissing|| killing Dealer

[winter geode]

Alright so we got two lives, three blanks. We used one blank, so it's a fifty fifty chance. I can either use my cuffs and then shoot myself and hope it's not live, and then double shoot the other person afterwards. If it's live, then I can shoot myself without much worry that it's not a live cause it's only a 0.3333% chance of it being a live

[cosmic heron]

Kiss the muzzle

[winter geode]

I want to make out with the dealer and the doctor

Both of em, I got two rings 😔

[bronze olive]

Never shoot yourself tbqh

Not unless you're certain

Always aim at that mfers head

[tawdry otter]

Tangential, but I heard Yahtzee describe BR as "Balatro for sociopaths" and my immediate response was "you have just insulted a whole lot of people, but yes...?"

[bronze olive]

What even is balatro

[winter geode]

I find it infinitely funnier shooting myself though that's the thing

Being so confident and then crack gone always makes me burst out laughing

[bronze olive]

I do not find it Funny. I'm like Oh REALLY.

😭

[trim hull]

is balatro good? i've heard of it on GMTK's channel

[tawdry otter]

Hoo boy, if you like to watch number go up and roguelike card mechanics applied to poker hands, it'll be right up your alley.
It has the fun of gambling without irl money similar to BR (where money is a thing, but no real money is bet)

[tawdry otter]

RTGame and Aliensrock have a couple stream recordings of Balatro on YouTube, probably the best way to see if it is for you

[trim hull]

alrighty, thank you!

[proud oar]

fuck it, we ball

[plain mirage]

[leaden ruin]

[ashen geyser]

[winter geode]

will there be buckshot online?

[tawdry otter]

Like multiplayer? Or Buckshot Roulette you can play in a browser?

[winter geode]

like multiplayer

[tawdry otter]

Through Steam, yes #│news message

[winter geode]

thanks

[hallow willow]

[trim hull]

[tawdry otter]

Oh good, someone else noticed the same thing.
Do you ever draw more than one phone per loadout? Ime it happens to me when I use my burner then steals the dealer.

[lofty wharf]

yea im pretty sure its capped to one per loadout

but dealer can have more than one so its possible to at least use 3 with adrenaline

[sonic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/glimmerbetes-glimmy-glam-glimglam-sturlight-glummers-starlight-glimmer-gif-18413321

halo

[north brook]

did y'all see that new boston dynamics robot?

Shitting my jorts rn

[bronze olive]

Those things scare me

[north brook]

V1 ULTRAKILL real

[trim hull]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-ultrakill-live-reaction-gif-26566520

[sweet horizon]

what do you want to say with that

и?

правило 6

and let's keep it to english only

@cobalt zenith sorry for ping, are we going to do something with that?

[pallid geode]

i was about to ping a mod too

[sweet horizon]

lmao, same mind

[pallid geode]

they sent it in multiple chats its not a mistake

[sweet horizon]

грубо

[pallid geode]

good thing i can't read that

[cobalt epoch]

no he is not real

[sweet horizon]

неа, на русском с рождения разговариваю

[pallid geode]

you know what i gotta give credit where credit is due

creative usage of emojis to get around lack of english skills

[sweet horizon]

братан я из казахстана

[pallid geode]

a shame it's such a shitty opinion

[sweet horizon]

yeah, idk what does he want

[sweet horizon]

yep..

просто ливни из серва или что-то

зачем тревожить админов?

[pallid geode]

dead ukranians as far as i can see

[sweet horizon]

yeah, i have these people

[pallid geode]

<@&1214751635801251840> hewwo we have a silly boy in chat

[sweet horizon]

that makes russians look like they are only like this guy

[cobalt zenith]

What’s going on?

[sweet horizon]

russian guy wants him to get banned

like he is spamming in chat

[pallid geode]

spamming pro-russian messages in multiple channels

[cobalt epoch]

imagine being able to read russian

[sweet horizon]

that's me lol

[cobalt epoch]

well it could never be me

[sweet horizon]

native is easy, learning is hard

[winter geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884192269383647273/1132770435986096188/a.gif

[north brook]

ermmmm yea they are sweaty

[cobalt zenith]

Sorry just getting a speaker to come here and verify quick

For mod report

[winter geode]

hi ted

[cobalt zenith]

@lament wagon you around?

[sweet horizon]

у тебя какие-то проблемы? зачем срать сюда братан

никто твое мнение не спрашивал

придерживайся правил

либо уходи

[winter geode]

DAMN he died

[cobalt zenith]

Can anyone tell me what they said?

[bronze olive]

👀

[mystic hinge]

Желание исполнено

[sweet horizon]

okay wait

[sweet horizon]

ты объяснишь или мне?)

[mystic hinge]

pro-war nonsence

[sweet horizon]

yeah, just that

and then insults

oh, he is gone!

thanks

and "приятно познакомиться" @mystic hinge!

[mystic hinge]

Взаимно!
Извиняюсь, что сразу не заметили

[lean minnow]

I got all the way to 900000 again, then bet wrong on a 3-1 chance for a live round, dealer handcuffed me, sawed, shot, then shot again, and I was just sitting there like "Well played you piece of sh*t"

[sweet horizon]

ничего страшного, думаю теперь будем придерживаться английского

it's very unfortunate that people like him still doing that kind of things

i wish they would stop

[bronze olive]

Trolls will be trolls !

[sweet horizon]

that guy doesn't even understand english

he wouldn't see our reactions or something

what's the point

[bronze olive]

Intimidating anyone who can read it

[sweet horizon]

i was the only one, he shouldn't really think about finding russian people on english server

[mystic hinge]

the point was to get banned
now he can giggle like a goblin and prance around, thinking that we've lost because I've granted his wish to get banned

[bronze olive]

There's a Russian speaking area on here actually

And lots of Europeans

[sweet horizon]

maybe just wanted attention of mods

[bronze olive]

Yeah some mods do speak it

[mystic hinge]

he was probably bullied today by Dimon and Kolya again
so he had to feel in control by doing something like this
I almost pity him

[sweet horizon]

lmfao

"i gotta show him that i can manipulate people in discord!1!!1"

[bronze olive]

😭😭😭

Loser behaviors

[tawdry otter]

Surprising amount of Russian fluency here (maybe a good chunk of CR staff have L1/L2 Russian?), I dropped in on a BR stream in VC a couple weeks ago and "...Double or Nothing..." was the only part of the audio I could understand then.

[bronze olive]

Exactly !

[kindred meteor]

What went down here

[bronze olive]

Someone got too silly

[tawdry otter]

Pro Russian hawk spam

[sweet horizon]

i think he is native

[winter geode]

i need to be more active here so i can see all the dumb shit people do more often

[bronze olive]

Hehehe

[manic wyvern]

SHITS AGGRESSIVELY

[bronze olive]

?!?!

[manic wyvern]

Oh pardon me

[plain mirage]

Yes- activity is good

[manic wyvern]

Browned

[winter geode]

creamed

[manic wyvern]

Ghhhhh I’m gonna brown!!!!!!!

[winter geode]

aaaa i'm gonna cream!

[bronze olive]

IM SHITTSING!??!

[manic wyvern]

I think most of the BR fans are autistic

LMAO

[bronze olive]

...yeh

[winter geode]

i'm autistic

[bronze olive]

Me too

[manic wyvern]

Me theee

[winter geode]

damn why is autism so common on discord but whenever i go out i rarely meet anyone else with it

[bronze olive]

Because we can talk to people here without feeling bad

[winter geode]

true...

[manic wyvern]

I spot other ND people, it’s like spider sense

[manic wyvern]

Oh I’m sorry did you need something

God forbid women do anything

[kindred meteor]

What

[kindred meteor]

I'm genuinely confused

[manic wyvern]

👹

[winter geode]

yeah, like wtf are they thinking? 😡

[manic wyvern]

Girls used to make bread and die during childbirth 💔 what are we coming to/j

[bronze olive]

Looool

[manic wyvern]

Died during bread

[kindred meteor]

Make childbirth

[manic wyvern]

Me after Dealer

[bronze olive]

👀👀👀

[winter geode]

i'm a part of the 10 dollar club now

[cobalt dirge]

hello again infidels

[winter geode]

10!

i think i got like, 7$ once

i might be mistaken

[visual niche]

how?

very confused

usually I look into the files for most games but not BR because, BR is very very very good

Don't wanna ruin it lol

[winter geode]

you lose 4k every minute

so if you take too long, you'll get very little

[visual niche]

Now that's interesting

[winter geode]

very

[sonic crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037865569946443777/1221756197846253668/AhaTik_its_just_mati_1711307062014.mp4?ex=662f6ba0&is=661cf6a0&hm=6bd02f575f912c45e03df9719e327309e9f3bee712a121af80f203fa83f96aa9&

IM DONE OF THIS

[visual niche]

interesting

[winter geode]

🤓

[sonic crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037865569946443777/1110606282441891850/ezgif.com-crop_12.mp4?ex=66311d33&is=661ea833&hm=9268c309027f7257761f40424a9acf50962743dd933f98150b72f8a3f87e8502&

[muted sable]

Uhh

[analog bridge]

Is full house bugged?

[analog bridge]

Because I used all my items in a single turn and I didn’t get the achievement

[fresh flame]

It has to be all 9 items

[analog bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sideeye-gif-3470529490399229032

[analog bridge]

What do you mean by nine?, like all the unique items?

[lofty wharf]

yes

[analog bridge]

Waaaaa

[sonic crown]

can i use adrenaline

instead of using them directly?

[lofty wharf]

yea otherwise it would be impossible

just lost another good run

[fresh flame]

So if Buckshot sold 1,000,000 copies does that mean CR and Mike have made $2,100,000 😳

[lofty wharf]

live taxes reaction

[bronze olive]

LOL

[winter geode]

After taxes prob closer to $1,750,000, but I'd imagine atleast 30-50% of that goes to the publisher, Critical Reflex

[leaden ruin]

don't forget itch, unless I'm nan idiot and you already accounted for that

[fresh flame]

Don’t know the numbers

[leaden ruin]

true

[signal elm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[river lagoon]

this review for buckshot roulette is so true

[lean minnow]

$1, too much beer

Thats my lowest

I should have died from blood alcohol levels.

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-buckshot-dealer-hello-chat-hello-chat-buckshot-roulette-gif-8932130681891727534

[winter geode]

How to get arg role?

[lofty wharf]

would be true even if the game was priced 1000$

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-gif-2874980481693623738

uh this is a weird gif

[lofty wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1207635466308952075/1226607505304588391/steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.gif

[river lagoon]

Me figuring out there is "special art" of the dealer: 😦

[winter geode]

Link

[river lagoon]

NO

[plain mirage]

[winter geode]

YES

[keen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/no-noodle-spray-bottle-animation-behave-gif-17954572

[river lagoon]

you dont need to be tramuatized

[winter geode]

BUT WHY

[keen vortex]

not in my christian minecraft server

nuh uh

[winter geode]

I’ve willingly looked up special art of Kinito

[plain mirage]

For once I’m innocent

[river lagoon]

why just why

[winter geode]

Why not

[languid apex]

This is a goated game fr

i love it

[winter geode]

I'm telling a trusted adult

[winter geode]

NOOOOO

[river lagoon]

someone tell the devs about this

[winter geode]

That's sad

[winter geode]

Theres@more

[river lagoon]

oh god

[winter geode]

Go to Roblox

[languid apex]

1.2.2 gets rid of Double or Nothing mode?????

[river lagoon]

I have seen them

[plain mirage]

You have to complete the game normally first

[languid apex]

oh

[river lagoon]

and on the 2nd time you have to consume the pills

[plain mirage]

Yes

[winter geode]

I remember this one time where else playing double or nothing mode and I only got 10 bucks 😭

[river lagoon]

so much for so little

[bronze olive]

you mean 'really good' right?

[plain mirage]

I might for a doors kicked run just to see how insane I can make myself

[river lagoon]

I have done that before, its really does drive you insane

[plain mirage]

I wanna go for 100 doors kicked

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-russian-roulette-gif-22862488

[plain mirage]

I would be playing rn but new ram go brrr

[river lagoon]

will you particpate?

[plain mirage]

I just did

[river lagoon]

oh yeah righ

i won

thank god i didn't loose

[plain mirage]

Spared

Also wtf is a protogen

[river lagoon]

furry

[plain mirage]

That explains why I don’t know it

[river lagoon]

this is completely unrealeted to converstation but i still wanted to show this off

[sinful rune]

My pfp in this server is protogen dealer that i drew for shits n giggles lmao

[river lagoon]

lol you actually did it

[winter geode]

Gimmie the pfp

[river lagoon]

no

[winter geode]

But I’m a protogen

[river lagoon]

just google it

[winter geode]

Around 15, 17

[river lagoon]

?

[plain mirage]

Reee these ram tests are killing me

[river lagoon]

what does this mean

[river lagoon]

is this supposed to be guessing my age?

[sinful rune]

I didnt even do the gif I just did it cause I wanted to cause were already a furry 🔥

[river lagoon]

do you wanna know or something?

[bronze olive]

yes

[river lagoon]

I am 15

[bronze olive]

spot on

had a feeling myself.

[winter geode]

Ok

[river lagoon]

i have a goofy idea for a buckshot roulette mod where the dealer has a body

[bronze olive]

what is it

[river lagoon]

i'm not actually making it, the engine i know how to use is scratch

[bronze olive]

oooh

[plain mirage]

Oh boy that’s a flashback

[river lagoon]

ok gonna leave

[winter geode]

Can I have some head pats and a treat some ram would be nice

[plain mirage]

DDR 4 or 5?

Because I can prob find you some good ram recommendations.

[winter geode]

All of em, I like me self round

[plain mirage]

Actually- if it’s DDR 4 get Corsair vengeance ram. Can be rgb or not. Had a kit without RGB and it’s survived 3 computers/motherboards and gremlin hands of a kid stealing parts to look at.

If it’s DDR 5 I recommend dominator ram. I’ve had to RMA 2 sticks recently but it was user error in intel xmp (don’t tell Corsair), but amazing performers.

I’m a nerd for Corsair but I’ve loved their chips for a long time. Besides the RMA thing, I think it’s the only ram that’s never been replaced in any of the builds I’ve done for myself or made for others.

[languid apex]

are the new items only in Double or Nothing?

[plain mirage]

Yes

[winter geode]

I wan 12 TB’s

[languid apex]

that sucks

[plain mirage]

Swappy ram or all RAM RAM?

[winter geode]

All

[plain mirage]

For page files / swap I recommend WD blues. For actual sticks of ram I’d have to look up the specific server but I know there’s some that support 128gb sticks and can do like 2tb with a 2cpu architecture

[stoic gust]

does anyone have a gif: goodbye chat?

[plain mirage]

This might work 80% of the time

Oh wow thank you discord very nice

[plain mirage]

Real version here

[winter geode]

how many ml did it take?

[plain mirage]

Bruh wtf is my discord doing- now the one I posted is magically a gif again

[winter geode]

huh

that gif was always a gif for me

[plain mirage]

I’m just gonna blame my discord cuz I’m on mobile rn

[winter geode]

It’s happening to me too

[plain mirage]

Wonderful. We get to go crazy together.

[winter geode]

crazy? i was crazy once

i need new ideas for buckshot roulette

like challenge runs

i can only use X items or no cigs/beers allowed

that would be fun

[vale kettle]

hey there, i didnt see it in #│faq but is there a way to redeen the steam version if you bought the itch version before the steam one released?

[plain mirage]

As far as I am aware, there is not and you have to buy the steam version as well

[vale kettle]

ah ok, ty ty

[tawdry otter]

You will get all updates on itch that don't require Steam tools at no additional cost (from dev's itch.io blog)

[river lagoon]

ah yes my favorite game, coarse lead shot used in shotgun shells involving a gambling activity

[ancient mauve]

Is there any possible that add new items later?

[winter geode]

Scottlands about to have a revolution

Get your bang pipes ready lads

The scent of freedom cometh before the dawn

[warm turret]

bread: rack the gun and make a shell sandwich. gain 1 charge if blank, lose 1 charge if live

mike i demand 10% royalties

[lean minnow]

Its also a company in a book series called the Expanse, if you would prefer to think of it that way.

[lean minnow]

Well over a thousand

[lean minnow]

So cigarettes with extra steps?

[warm turret]

cigarettes but tasty

[tame creek]

https://twitter.com/smoresiedoll/status/1779677111353237660?t=pMY7_MbJlqkBg7vdcCcdrQ&s=19

🤍star guardian dolly🤍 (@smoresiedoll) on X

'Buckshot Roulette' creator Mike Klubnika confirms The Dealer is bisexual
"He's bisexual and stuff"

Twitter · Apr 15, 2024, 1:04 AM

did i miss some lore

[novel lake]

[night marsh]

Please tell me it's true

[cosmic knot]

Is the turn supposed to go to the other player when a player shoots themself with a live round?

[night marsh]

yes

[shell fjord]

helo

[uncut ruin]

Sounds like he's a masochist then

[cosmic knot]

I may have made a ticket a couple days ago about an intended mechanic then, sorry

Sadge

[night marsh]

ooooh fhgj

[soft nova]

ONE MILLION B WORDS

[vocal zinc]

is there any way I could get the steam version if I bought the itch.io version before the steam version released?

[fast tusk]

Nope, you gotta buy it again on steam if you wanna play that one

[vocal zinc]

that's fine

[fast tusk]

But updates are coming to the itch version soon

[vocal zinc]

I prefer owning my games on steam, dev deserves the money anyways

[night marsh]

Finally… someone who wants to support the dev and doesn’t make a fuss about having to buy it twice… thank you 🙏

[fast tusk]

W

[cosmic heron]

Feed Mike your money

He’ll eat it like a salad

[bronze olive]

This is True

[leaden ruin]

I'd of payed 10 bucks for this game ngl, there's games for like 20 that have WAYYY less replayability

[night marsh]

Agreed 🤝🤝

[bronze olive]

it feels like a way higher quality/more expensive game

i regularly spend more on goddamn MOBILE GAMES

and theyre only asking for money for shitty gacha crap

(yes i know this is predatory i am not immune)

[naive dome]

no source, unreliable

[warm turret]

source: dealer kissed me on the lips

my gender is unknowable

thus he is both gay and straight

which makes bisexual

science

[vernal monolith]

Nope, I told you before not to do this @naive dome

[bronze olive]

No it's true actually......

Mike Klubnika was quoted as saying "The Dealer is bisexual now."

Yes 😌

[bronze olive]

Same tbh

[bronze olive]

SO REAL SO TRUE BESTIE

[novel lake]

Shoot it down

[bronze olive]

What are we shooting !?!

[novel lake]

Everything in sight

[vernal monolith]

🐱

[novel lake]

Even cats

[bronze olive]

NOOO

[novel lake]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-missile-explosion-kitten-baby-gif-12020335096465661960

[vernal monolith]

NOOOO

[vernal monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-gif-11242683397767497522

[frail crane]

watching my post blow up

(I came in for the arg and stumble upon this Lahskdhsjhakah)

[warm turret]

thanks for making the dealer bi

it is now retroactively the truth

[sterile mauve]

On April 18th at 3:34am, a story was told

[warm turret]

i believe this is what the kids call "environmental storytelling"

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-femboy-gif-26334068

[warm turret]

i'm a femMAN thank you very much

[pure compass]

your daddy’s plaything

[warm turret]

?

[sterile mauve]

[fast tusk]

That's crazy

[turbid ruin]

I love the menu theme of this game. I could fall asleep to it

[leaden ruin]

lmao

[sour tulip]

I did the same

Efficiency

[vernal monolith]

Yeah! c:

[tame creek]

REAL

[elder sail]

does chugging more beer reduce the amount of money we win