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leaden ruin
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ngl

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when the

winter geode
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When!

leaden ruin
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let me finish my sentence

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geez

bronze olive
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i dont wanna go in there

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its full of like 14 year olds

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i like it here

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all the crazy bitches is in here

leaden ruin
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true

bronze olive
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no shade, i hate kids

leaden ruin
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true

uncut ruin
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ngl the beats looks fine

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I'd wish there was no beats at all if you turned the music off

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yeah

sweet horizon
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i find it a bit interesting that in coin flip situations we mostly act like dealer

warm turret
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if more live, dealer shoots us. if more blank, dealer shoots himself. if same, 50/50 chance

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but only in double or nothing, otherwise he just coin flips

sweet horizon
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just double or nothing?

warm turret
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i assume it's a boolean that refers to whether or not double or nothing is active

sweet horizon
warm turret
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yes

sweet horizon
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okay, makes sense

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thanks

warm turret
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but here's the secret the dealer doesn't want you to know: it's usually better to shoot the dealer, even if there are more blanks

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the game is not to guess the kind of bullet, but to kill the dealer

warm turret
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other followers of The Delightful Kissboy i assume

sweet horizon
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shoot youself only if you are sure

warm turret
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there are also specific situations where it's better to shoot yourself even if you're not sure. like, let's say you have no items, dealer has handsaw, 1 live 1 blank. it's better to shoot yourself than to shoot the dealer. if you miss shooting the dealer, you take 2 damage. if you shoot yourself, you take 1 damage

warm turret
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basically it's about preventing the dealer from having the opportunity to use the item. if you can shoot yourself with a blank there you can prevent the dealer from getting a turn at all

sweet horizon
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dealer has handsaw, 1 live 1 blanks = shoot yourself to not take 2 damage

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me when dealer has handsaw and inventer

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also dealer won't use expired medicine if he has 1 charge

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also makes sense

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yw

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maybe mod where he will make worst decisions

warm turret
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agree. i honestly wish there were situations where the dealer took medicine at 1 health

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i wanna see the dealer die of a heart attack. gunshots are boring

sweet horizon
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also is it fair that we always start first

warm turret
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definitely not

sweet horizon
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there are situations where he'll 100% die when we're first

warm turret
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actually, given that there are three rounds, and you have to win all of them, but losing one makes you lose... maybe that balances it out

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if the dealer were smarter

sweet horizon
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he can memorize all the shells left

warm turret
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i need to poke around in his brain

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i need to know his secrets

sweet horizon
fast tusk
woven sparrow
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what to do if you lose 600k in double or nothing 😔

warm turret
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cry

sweet horizon
woven sparrow
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round 3 😔

fast tusk
woven sparrow
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🎻😔

fast tusk
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Better off kissing him ngl

manic wyvern
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Kissing him

frail root
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is coming back from heaven part of the official release?

frail root
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i thought pressing retry puts you to the beginning, right?

torn hornet
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💀💀💀

slim olive
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lol I only need the dealer having magnifying glass for full house

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but he doesn't

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💀

silver flame
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Is it just me or does every single time the dealer uses medicine always end up with him healing.

slim olive
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for me he always end up fail

wispy viper
silver flame
wispy viper
# silver flame He always succeeds when I play.

There are times where I don't use them and he will steal & gain health. I'm anxious to use them at all but I did last night and actually gained health back. It doesn't heal over half the time I play but that's why I just leave them for him.

winter geode
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Good morning :3c

uncut ruin
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Do you get the full house achievement regardless of the outcome of the turn?

night marsh
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I think so yes

winter geode
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HAI MILL

manic wyvern
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Haiiiii or however you say it

winter geode
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HAII MOONAMITE

manic wyvern
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It’s been like years since I’ve been referred to by name ❤️

night marsh
winter geode
winter geode
manic wyvern
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Dealer fanbase:

winter geode
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YES

night marsh
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yes

winter geode
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Me with any plus sized character im ngl

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@sinful rune

night marsh
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🤝

stuck trellis
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how can i get a refund on itch.io im running old linux and game didnt work

sinful rune
stuck trellis
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not that i dislike the game but yes I do need that 1.20$ so i can get somthing different

signal elm
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I present lizzet

night marsh
winter geode
# sinful rune

Me when people draw medic from TF2 as chubby instead of uber muscular

manic wyvern
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I am into fat bitches

night marsh
winter geode
signal elm
winter geode
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(sadly i am but skin and bones)

night marsh
manic wyvern
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Dealer but drawn by vivziepop /j

signal elm
winter geode
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I DO SMOKE WEED

signal elm
signal elm
winter geode
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I can't I'm getting drug tested for smthing soon

night marsh
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Please give her love and a gentle pet from me I love reptiles

signal elm
night marsh
sinful rune
winter geode
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Why don't you do it

manic wyvern
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Where are you guys getting this shit…..

wispy viper
sinful rune
winter geode
signal elm
signal elm
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Bro what

night marsh
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Never

manic wyvern
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How else would I feel happy I need Dealers ass

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Im addicted to him

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💔

sinful rune
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Sksjsksjsk

manic wyvern
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Sigh. No fics where he’s on the bottom 💔💔💔💔💔💔

manic wyvern
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Krilling myshellf

night marsh
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They'll most likely be able to give you insight if it is possible, just be patient in there Dealerheart

stuck trellis
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k

manic wyvern
winter geode
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Sighs

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Good thing I'm a fanfic writer

night marsh
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To be fair he doesn't give sub energy

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Probably why there's no fic of it ghjdsfk

winter geode
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That's called being coward

night marsh
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Or being unable to write in the perspective of a dom-

manic wyvern
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I’m built different

night marsh
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I know I can't hgjkdf I'll get flustered halfway through and close the writing programm lmao

winter geode
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Cracks my fingers

manic wyvern
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Not even thought of tying him up??? Sigh.

night marsh
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Anygays, anyone got some nice rave-ish music? I need to draw some requests from tumblr

winter geode
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I've been writing fics for years

undone burrow
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where is the arg?

night marsh
manic wyvern
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Need to make that old demon screech

night marsh
manic wyvern
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I used to write but then the incident (virus) happened

cosmic heron
winter geode
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Be who u rrr

night marsh
manic wyvern
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Bite HIM, attack HIS ass, destroy HIS dussy, squeeze HIS handles

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Get HIM pregnant/j

winter geode
manic wyvern
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Dealer after getting his poosay destroyed by a bi autistic girl (me)

cosmic heron
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You fucking stepped on him

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Now his nose is broken and bleeding everywhere

manic wyvern
cosmic heron
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Moment

manic wyvern
tame creek
manic wyvern
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Listen Milly he deserves the best (me❤️✨)

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He’s my wife

cosmic heron
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I wanna give dealer a hug and tell him to not commit suicide

manic wyvern
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I’m carrying him away bridal style

night marsh
manic wyvern
night marsh
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HAHA

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Man you've got no idea

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I don't consider inuendos to be out of place so eh what can i say

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If you're talking about yesterday then my excuse is it was 4am

manic wyvern
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I have a lot worse I can’t say so. Be warned

cosmic heron
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I’m not even surprised

night marsh
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Shaking your hand, it is only for the people in my dms Dealerbytonytheclock987

cosmic heron
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My dms are something alright

manic wyvern
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Mine too

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Anyways always open. Cough

lofty wharf
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billion time??

night marsh
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you are a wizard

manic wyvern
night marsh
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What compelled you to specify hgjdfsk

manic wyvern
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Idk? Maybe someone here isn’t good at reading /j

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The kindness of my heart

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MAYBE I want friends. And maybe I want to vent my unhinged thoughts.

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Is that so against the law 🙄

night marsh
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Nah hgjkfd

cosmic heron
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I will be your friend 👉👈

manic wyvern
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Grins evilly

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I promise i won’t say anything deranged. Bats my eyelashes at you five times

cosmic heron
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Who tf is your favorite POKEMON FIRST.

manic wyvern
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NECROZMA

cosmic heron
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(Wrong answers only it’s Ogerpon)

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OGERPON

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tbf dawn wings kinda seggy

manic wyvern
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https://youtu.be/yoAULhTGIL8?si=mTWIAl65T9j4Uo8M

Listen to this and say that again man

This play when you are challenging Necrozma in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
To check out their battle, just click on the video cards ("!")

Main goal of these video concept ideas:
My main goal for these kind of videos is to be as creative as possible!
Let me explain:

  • Firstly, my very first channel Mixeli (But also my latest one Volipok) p...
▶ Play video
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Wrong! Heaven scorching light of destruction

cosmic heron
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https://youtu.be/5Vnm7nDzTAY?si=7mv9Ng2WxdKqgKiu scarlet violet was ass but your forgetting this track

This play when you are challenging The Loyal Three from the Kitakami Region in Pokémon Scarlet & Violet: The Teal Mask.
To check out their battle, just click on the video cards ("!")

Main goal of these video concept ideas:
My main goal for these kind of videos is to be as creative as possible!
Let me explain:

  • Firstly, my very first channe...
▶ Play video
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Now tell me

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Have you played..

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Pokepark

manic wyvern
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Ugly bird

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No I wanted to when i was like a lil kid

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Not everyone could afford a Wii U 🙄

cosmic heron
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Damn it I wanted to kiss you if you said yes

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I had a wii

manic wyvern
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Love loses

cosmic heron
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I want pokepark remakes

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So bad

manic wyvern
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You guys get in with me

cosmic heron
sinful rune
manic wyvern
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Belt it out man. Let the whole world hear

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(Aka me)

cosmic heron
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moonamite be my frien 👉👈

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I war frens tú………….

kindred meteor
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I live again

cosmic heron
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moonamite I showed you my shotgun pls respond

kindred meteor
manic wyvern
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Listing

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Lusting

night marsh
manic wyvern
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If a bunch of people were in the H jail together do you think they’d. Do the do crazy style

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We create more of us

sinful rune
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Dear gods

manic wyvern
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We’re reproducing. Help

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Goonfestation /j

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I should be killed for saying that.

kindred meteor
manic wyvern
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Use the shotgun for nefarious purposes

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On his weenor /j

kindred meteor
sinful rune
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Im getting flashbacks to the one Dr Clef Shotgun fic on ao3

night marsh
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i look away for 5min-

manic wyvern
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Like this is something new to you

night marsh
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Haha please go on

manic wyvern
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Ok so have u heard of edgin-

night marsh
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HLGFDJSJFDG

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ALRIGHT BACK TO DRAWING KHEELA

kindred meteor
kindred meteor
sinful rune
lofty wharf
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im so close omg

manic wyvern
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Woah. Butt blasted.

sinful rune
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Do You Want The Link

manic wyvern
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No ❤️

sinful rune
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SLLSJKA

cosmic heron
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I can never get past 200k I think that’s just a skill issue though 💔

night marsh
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Moon is this you squint

kindred meteor
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Hmm today I'll measure the diameters of my house clueless

manic wyvern
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Oh no not me for once

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I’d ask for like his breasts or something

night marsh
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GHFDJLS

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I mean

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The requests aren't closed-

manic wyvern
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Draw his fat ass /j

night marsh
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don't tempt me c:

manic wyvern
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What about balls /j

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Weenor

night marsh
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That would not end up on tumblr-

manic wyvern
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💔

night marsh
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I'd get flagged and all

manic wyvern
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SpongeBob fail sfx

kindred meteor
manic wyvern
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I’d ask to draw him from this pov but I can’t send images in your asks

winter geode
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hi again

night marsh
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Hello there

manic wyvern
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Stniffaniff

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Sniff

night marsh
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HGSDLFJ

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I'm not good with angles like this unfortunately

manic wyvern
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Dealer doing the dog sniff where he does a bunch of little ones and then a big huff

night marsh
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He can smell the fear in his opponents innocently smile

manic wyvern
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sniffsniffsniffsniff Hffff

winter geode
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meow

manic wyvern
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Idk I’ve given Dealer multiple traits from a lot of different species. Cat, dog, shark, lizard, hippo

silver flame
kindred meteor
silver flame
night marsh
night marsh
manic wyvern
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Putting a pumpkin in his mouth and watch him crush it

lofty wharf
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6 more rounds...

winter geode
manic wyvern
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His bobas…..

cosmic heron
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Thanks for waking me up with that

lofty wharf
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RIP i died

cosmic heron
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Moonamite expressing how gay they are by detailing dealer with man biddies

manic wyvern
cosmic heron
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Be bi, go for the eye

reef relic
lofty wharf
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2 hours

winter geode
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I low-key need dealer to #### ## ##### # ####

reef relic
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Yeesh

kindred meteor
cosmic heron
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Dealer ############## he’s so ########### I’m #############

night marsh
manic wyvern
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My wife

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Working on a tumblr ask rn

bronze olive
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Good morning everyone my hypomania cause me to miss work cuz I was so busy thinking about the dealer I completely forgot 😭😭😭😭😭

kindred meteor
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Well that's enough interaction for my introverted ass today, baaiii, luv ya all :3

kindred meteor
bronze olive
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For a BR channel there is a SORe lack of emotes pointing a GUN to your own head

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I think we could fix that

winter geode
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A big ass pitbull jumped on my lap and let me pet her she was so sweet

night marsh
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Awww

bronze olive
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Wish that were me

night marsh
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Yeah

winter geode
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Im technically supposed to be in class but ykyk

winter geode
bronze olive
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No ...person with a doggy in their lap

winter geode
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The pitbulls name was diva and she was so sweet

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damn

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She has a lil bit of frost to her face too

bronze olive
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Sugarface

winter geode
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Mhm

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There was also a really fat golden retriever too

bronze olive
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Likely thing for a golden to be 😭

winter geode
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YEAH

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The park im hiding at has a bunch of dog walkers

night marsh
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doggos,,,

cosmic heron
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I was quite literally jumped by a dog not too long ago

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I’m more afraid of dogs than my scorpions istg

bronze olive
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Aww

cosmic heron
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I would kiss my cockroaches over letting a dog kiss me

bronze olive
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It's called Fake Receipt

manic wyvern
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Done with the ask!!!

night marsh
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Am curious

winter geode
prime gale
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is there a full list of double or nothing tips out there? i researched a lot but i'm struggling hard with even past getting the first round consistently

dire bough
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I'm struggling hard not to double or nothing

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became a gambler casue of this

wispy viper
prime gale
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i'll try, the frustration is getting to me a little bit lol

wispy viper
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I completely understand 😅 trust me! I step away from the game before trying again if I really can't get anywhere.

vocal cedar
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I can give you an autograph if you'd like

brittle palm
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YES!

vocal cedar
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Then it's settled

brittle palm
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I AM WAITING FOR THE VINYL :D

vocal cedar
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:D

night marsh
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For real??

kindred meteor
night marsh
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Would it be possible to have a signed copy as well?

wispy viper
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I'm excited to get my cassette!!

vocal cedar
night marsh
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Nooooo it's okay it will be signed in my heart Dealerheart

brittle palm
vocal cedar
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hahahahaha

bronze olive
vocal cedar
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did you hide it behind the whiteboard

brittle palm
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fits perfectly next to the whiteboard where i practically went insane trying to solve the volta arg password

vocal cedar
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oh haha INSTANTLY printed

bronze olive
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Help

wispy viper
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How did you just do that

brittle palm
brittle palm
vocal cedar
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this is just ARG production pipeline

wispy viper
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My face 😮

brittle palm
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yep

bronze olive
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I didn't even know what an ARG was until I played this damn game

prime gale
bronze olive
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Now I feel like I'm responsible for something 😂

kindred meteor
bronze olive
wispy viper
bronze olive
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Like okay dude

wispy viper
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It's been 4 before then he shot me.

vocal cedar
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dealer built different

night marsh
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The Dealer sometimes has a spike of intelligence out of spite for destroying you and I find that beautiful

bronze olive
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Dealer should have a chance to forget what rhe phone told him

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Because IRL...I uhm...forget a little

bronze olive
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LIKE It's so real.

prime gale
kindred meteor
prime gale
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where he shoots himself with a blank 3 times in a row and the last shot is a live

night marsh
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He's building up the tension for when he's gonna shoot you in the face

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Who said he can't be a bit dramatic, as a treat

bronze olive
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He lives for the thrill

night marsh
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100%

bronze olive
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Literal thrill junkie

night marsh
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Mood though, it's fun

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It is a specific type of high when you guess correctly 4 times in a row

wispy viper
night marsh
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MOOD

wispy viper
# night marsh MOOD

That high continues to round 2 then I get cocky and shoot myself first thing 💀

night marsh
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1live 2blanks? Surely I can't shoot myse- BANG

bronze olive
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MEEEEE

cobalt epoch
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should buckshot roulette be legal irl

wispy viper
night marsh
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oh no

bronze olive
kindred meteor
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I have created something

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But discord is compressing this shit to hell

ionic scaffold
kindred meteor
winter geode
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N||u||gge||t||

sinful rune
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WHOA THERE BUDDY 😭

kindred meteor
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Can we smite him

lofty wharf
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why

cobalt epoch
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5 inverters 💀

leaden ruin
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too many inverters

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at that point invert the dealerstareswag

sinful rune
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My brother in christ why do you have so many inverters 💀🙏

cobalt epoch
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they should add a super inverter which revers the polarity of every shell in the shotgun

leaden ruin
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lmao

sinful rune
cobalt epoch
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also an idea i had for another item is bullettproof vest/helmet
allows you to take a hit without losing hp (lasts one turn)
sawed off shotguns only do 1 damage against the vest/helmet

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am i cooking or do i never cook again

leaden ruin
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it's a decent idea

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however

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there's already so many items

cobalt epoch
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9 isn't that much

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we gotta make it a round number

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10

leaden ruin
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not only would that make the full house achievement harder

leaden ruin
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true

cobalt epoch
leaden ruin
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maybe it could like shuffle between like 8-9 different possible items for each 3 rounds

cobalt epoch
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that's interesting

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are more items going to be added later on?

leaden ruin
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10 items but only about 8 of them actually show

leaden ruin
leaden ruin
cobalt epoch
leaden ruin
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or gauntlet or whatever you call it

leaden ruin
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now obviously if we get a custom mode

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that 100% should be an option

bronze olive
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Custom mode would go insane

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People would start adding ways to come across the table to insert their...shells into..the Dealers. .shotgun

ionic scaffold
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Aldjdjfjdjf

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Thank you I hate the way you said that

night marsh
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Thanks I love it

bronze olive
kindred meteor
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Why is this dealer keeps pulling out saws and glass while I pull beer

manic wyvern
sinful rune
ionic scaffold
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Good to know I fit in then lol

manic wyvern
leaden ruin
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except the dealer is supposedly immortal and would be a living glop of flesh lol

manic wyvern
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Dealer fetus

kindred meteor
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This mf keeps pulling out saws dawg 😭

leaden ruin
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he love saw

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he has an addiction to slicing the barrel like it's butter

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ngl I would too if I could do that

kindred meteor
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Nah.

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"playing fair" my ass

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this shit rigged

leaden ruin
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I would only get beers, cigars, and inverters this one time

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atleast you ain't in DoN mode

lofty wharf
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tell me about it

cobalt epoch
cobalt epoch
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inverter mayhem

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imagine it's all blanks

wispy viper
kindred meteor
leaden ruin
kindred meteor
leaden ruin
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lol

lofty wharf
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4 saws is much better than 2 saws with cuffs

leaden ruin
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oh yes

kindred meteor
wispy viper
prime gale
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i used the quick restart button when i was about to lose and the game restarted me back to the round i was just in, is this a bug or is this a savescum method of sort

bronze olive
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Legit please tell us

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I wanna know >:)

prime gale
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it has worked quite a few times already

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i also got 70k points on the double or nothing screen as well so it's probably a bug

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i guess to clarify further it was timed right when the screen faded to black

bronze olive
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What's the quick restart button

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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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I'm writing this down.

prime gale
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i'm playing on steam deck (it's the Y button) so i'm not sure what it is on PC

bronze olive
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Do NOT tell the devs...

prime gale
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🤫

bronze olive
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🤫

leaden ruin
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hold r to reset to bathroom

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resetting to bathroom wipes progress I think

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could be wrong, may do what escape does too

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after like 5 esc holds, (if you signed the waiver each time) the dealer will remember you and the game just immediately starts

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he'll also just say ...

cobalt epoch
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There should be a pause menu

bronze olive
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Yay+

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!

valid fjord
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hi

lofty wharf
raw star
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good job

south yacht
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hi guys, i have a question. If I bought the game on itch.io, is it possible to recieve a key for steam version

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?

proud oar
leaden ruin
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just buy it again lol

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game is ridiculously cheap for what is has to offer ngl

bronze olive
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YES I LOVE IT

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When I first saw this I was like holy fff

leaden ruin
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I want to murder my taskbar because it cuts roulette halfway off

vocal granite
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DEALER EYES CONFIRMED

bronze olive
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It's so fuxking CURSEd

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When I saw this when it was posted it turned my bad day into a good one

night marsh
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..... I shouldn't like this

vocal granite
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bad boy dealer, 500k, enemies to lovers, slow burn

night marsh
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enemies to lovers

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Target acquired I am noting that down

manic wyvern
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Player x dealer

hollow sand
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Player fucks dealer

keen vortex
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have a bath ya sinners

leaden ruin
manic wyvern
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5000000 words and it ends with them having a very horrificly cursed baby

hollow sand
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🥰

manic wyvern
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The baby looks like a deflated basketball

bronze olive
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No an old plum

proud oar
vocal granite
manic wyvern
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Same thing

bronze olive
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Dealer want boing boing

manic wyvern
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It has horrible fetal alcohol syndrome

bronze olive
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Are you

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Implying dealer gave birth to it

manic wyvern
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Who else would

bronze olive
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😂

manic wyvern
#

Not the players scrawny ass

bronze olive
#

True. I ain't carrying that !!

manic wyvern
#

I comes out like beet pulp

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That scene in ant man where the guy gets turned inside out

frosty crane
#

Will there be wallpaper (for steam profile) and other products in the point store?

frosty crane
#

ty

vocal granite
keen vortex
#

is that a mf taki?

leaden ruin
#

new buckshot item coming soon predictedOMG

bronze olive
#

AvsuwnslendUdbe

bronze olive
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Im calling the weed

lilac sphinx
#

how is it possible 1 live 2 blanks he shot me 2 times with live?!?!?!

night marsh
#

inverter?

lilac sphinx
#

AN INVERTER CAN DO THAT!!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?

leaden ruin
lilac sphinx
leaden ruin
#

nah

bronze olive
#

Omg

leaden ruin
#

swaps polarity of current shell

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blank to live

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live to blank

bronze olive
#

No it changes the current round in chamber

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Yeah

lilac sphinx
#

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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IM a idiot O_O

leaden ruin
#

I had no clue what it meant till I used it lol

dense quail
lilac sphinx
#

ok

manic wyvern
#

The dealer sounds like “Return the slab or suffer my curse” guy

leaden ruin
#

lmao

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but he doesn't have a canon voice

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there's people who have attempted to voice him

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some good

manic wyvern
#

What about a he sounds he makes when he’s talking

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Those garbled sounds

leaden ruin
#

that's mostly just to simulate text lol

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maybe I'm wrong

manic wyvern
#

Like undertale

leaden ruin
#

yeah

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now maybr

#

it COULD be how the dealer talks

vocal granite
leaden ruin
#

as the dealer is an otherwordly being

manic wyvern
#

Talks like Don’t Starve characters

leaden ruin
vocal granite
#

Buckshot Roulette is a horror game where you play a game of russian roulette with a shotgun against a sinister AI. Video has all endings

Game Info: https://mikeklubnika.itch.io/buckshot-roulette

"See you on the other side"

ヽ(・ω・`)----Crummy Personal Links Below This Line----(´・ω・)ノ
My Masculine Patreon: https://goo.gl/e8XfHN
My Cool Twitch: h...

▶ Play video
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ah i just love manly's voice >_<

leaden ruin
tawny lance
#

Human relationships are like playing Buckshot Roulette

manic wyvern
#

So true

bronze olive
#

Wish inknew what this meant 😭

tawdry otter
fast tusk
tawny lance
#

They need to add a easter egg in the game if you call yourself CaseOh

manic wyvern
#

I’ve never had a serious relationship can’t relate

bronze olive
#

😭

tawny lance
#

I guess that's the issue of playing Buckshot Roulette with them

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They don't last very long

cosmic heron
#

I FOUND THE UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF POISON ITSELF

fast tusk
#

Eat it

night marsh
#

UNHAND HIM

bronze olive
manic wyvern
#

Slippery jimmy

lofty wharf
#

ok so it was actually the phone lying sometimes and not me going insane?

reef relic
keen vortex
#

I definitely grew up handling those lil guys a lot hanasmadge

cosmic heron
#

They got some toxins on their skin

manic wyvern
#

Poison means if you eat it you get sick. If you touch something and you get sick, the correct term is ‘toxic’

cosmic heron
#

Eating them would probably kill you

keen vortex
leaden ruin
#

I thought I was insane

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kinda neat how the phone can lie

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if it actually does

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and I'm not just crazy

cosmic heron
#

I don’t believe it does

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thevoiceswontleavemealone thevoiceswontleavemealone thevoiceswontleavemealone

leaden ruin
#

I think it does

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cuz it once said 5th live

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I was keeping track of shell numbers

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and it was a blank

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(it was 2 3 ratio too I think)

scenic wing
#

1 live , 1 blank . I handsaw the gun and shoot me to show the dealer who is the boss here .

lofty wharf
leaden ruin
#

maybe it was the 4th this was like 1 motnh ago

lofty wharf
#

so i guess it shouldnt lie any more now

leaden ruin
#

oh

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so I WASN'T crazy

lofty wharf
#

thats what im sayin 😭

leaden ruin
#

same

cosmic heron
#

Should I make my stupid baby bigger?

scenic wing
cosmic heron
#

He’s made out of some air dry clay I bought a long time ago

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I carved him out overtime and gave him toothpick teeth

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Im gonna make him a bigger brother

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Maybe like a hand palm size meatball

crimson condor
#

i have a question

keen vortex
#

ah! paper packed tight into a ball, seal with foil, smash into shape

scenic wing
#

Lol I just got a burner phone that gave wrong info ! It said where was the last live round and it turned out there were 2 lives ????

#

Isn't this what the patch fixed ?

keen vortex
#

have you updated your game?

scenic wing
#

yes . But I maybe lost counting . I'll see if it happens again .

crimson condor
#

do they hand out steam keys for buckshot roulette if you bought it on itch.io??

manic fox
#

no

crimson condor
#

:(

leaden ruin
crimson condor
#

I can’t buy it again

languid granite
manic wyvern
leaden ruin
crimson condor
#

The gas it takes to get there is the price of the game

leaden ruin
#

true lmao

#

walk then

languid granite
#

Very Niceee

bronze olive
#

hell eyah

tawdry otter
uncut ruin
#

And since multiplayer relies on steam's platform tools, itch.io version is prolly gonna be stuck in 1.2

winter geode
#

hour one no dealer romance, not making it

tawny lance
#

I can fix him

cosmic heron
#

This ugly fuck

bronze olive
naive dome
#

back from my 24h timeout

#

still havent gotten to a mil in buckshot

bronze olive
#

goodnight everybody!!!!!!!

naive dome
#

goodnight Muncho

winter geode
warm turret
cosmic heron
#

Isn't this the unused track for heaven?

warm turret
#

no idea, but it would make sense

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just thought it was very pretty and surprising to find in there along the hardcore techno and gunshot sounds

cosmic heron
warm turret
#

oh yeah, does sound similar

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this is "playtest win.ogg" in my decompile

cosmic heron
#

This track is such a mood

#

It's a earworm

north moat
cobalt epoch
halcyon nova
#

Fourth shell blank....

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BOOM

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lol

halcyon nova
cobalt epoch
#

But maybe it's a different issue

#

Idk

uncut ruin
trim hull
#

does anyone know the name of the model the shotgun is based on

high ivy
#

guys

#

is there any way to reduce lag in Buckshot

#

i just wasted $4 on this game and I am REALLY not in the mood to refund it

tawdry otter
high ivy
#

like 2 seconds ago

#

Intel(R) Celeron(R) N4120 CPU
and 8 GB ram

wispy viper
#

I bought it for my laptop and it lags like a MF during DoN and every time I die the game shuts down but I can still play it thankfully. Idk the specs of my laptop since I've had it for a little while now but I suspect it's the laptop bc the game doesn't do that on our PC.

tawdry otter
prime gale
#

10 matches in today and couldn't make it to the scoring round a single time, god i'm so bad lol

lofty wharf
#

this is fucked up 😭 theres like 6 shells and i cant let him have a single turn

#

learned the hard way to not let dealer have saw at carryover round

floral scroll
#

can anyone give me the buck shot roullet for free?

blissful wedge
#

Day 5 of waiting until the game release on mobile

bronze olive
wispy viper
manic wyvern
#

I imagine gijinka Dealer is kinda built like a hippo. Aka looks fat but is all muscle

tawdry otter
winter geode
#

GOOD MORNING GUYS

winter geode
#

Put a watermelon in his jaw see how fast it's ruined

kindred meteor
#

The dealer is the peak life form
-Can chug down 15 cans of beer, does not get drunk
-Gets shot in the face, it only slightly agitates him
-Can saw through steel
-Smokes 3 packs of cigs in a row, doesn't affect him whatsoever.
-May or may not have outsmarted the God himself

bronze olive
#

-Is very fair

night marsh
#

*saw through steel and a table with one swift hand movement

kindred meteor
tawdry otter
#

...alright, who's going to selectively edit and sync clips of Dealer dialogue to gigachad phonk, because I'm in the middle of trying to fix something in a text editor

night marsh
#

....omg please hjfdhgf

wispy viper
hallow willow
#

GOOD AFTERNOON GENTLEMEN

kindred meteor
sweet horizon
hallow willow
#

why for no reason

#

it was a joyful way of yelling out a greeting on a good wednesday!

night marsh
night marsh
#

The player has to struggle and saw it off while the Dealer just... slashes once

wispy viper
kindred meteor
night marsh
#

HAH

wispy viper
night marsh
#

Yeah ghfdj

kindred meteor
night marsh
#

honestly if I saw someone destroy something like this with his bare hands like it's made of thin sugar, I4d be scared lmao

wispy viper
night marsh
#

Impressed, but scared

#

Yesss

#

The player always shakes, the Dealer never does

wispy viper
#

I'm like QUIT SHAKING IT'S BLANK 😂

bronze olive
#

And then

#

At the end of the clips

#

He shoots himself in the face

night marsh
#

Even when I check and I know it's a blank I'm like second guessing it at times and need to remind myself that it is a blank inside, it won't blast me away

night marsh
hallow willow
#

me when the dealer is dealing with this bullshit

kindred meteor
cobalt dirge
#

hello

bronze olive
#

Yo

cobalt dirge
#

hru yall

jade dust
#

just have seen this on steam:
what if we can decorate our side of the table with stickers[max 10 or so] (darg an drop them everywhere on our side)
we can earn these just like idk csgo cases... would be sick af

#

specially when playing online

cobalt dirge
jade dust
#

yeah...

vocal granite
#

but it adds to the fun :^)

cobalt dirge
#

imagine playing on your last life and see a hello kitty sticker on your desk

winter geode
#

any news about the Multiplayer in Buckshot Roulette ON Steam

vocal granite
winter geode
vocal granite
blissful wedge
vocal granite
blissful wedge
#

Ok

manic wyvern
#

How many neurotypical people do you think are in the BR fandom

hardy basalt
#

Would it be possible to get the live wallpapers as .mp4 or .mkv files, I use Lively instead of Wallaper engine Dealercursedokay

woeful vigil
#

i heard of the game is it like a rogue like?

uncut ruin
#

Btw what would players look like when multiplayer comes out?

#

Or would you could just be the dealer

kindred meteor
uncut ruin
#

Sounds like new animations

manic wyvern
#

You know what. The Dealer is my Mrs. Incredible

uncut ruin
#

Mike prolly gonna animate a half body with arms

kindred meteor
raw star
winter geode
tawdry otter
#

Greetings, High Rollers. Last week we half-jokingly said that we’re choosing to Double our sales of BUCKSHOT ROULETTE, but thanks to your dearly cherished support, it has become a reality: we have officially hit 1,000,000 copies sold! Once again, we want to thank everyone who made this possible (you, to be precise). Both Mike and the CR Channel ...

wispy viper
bronze olive
cobalt dirge
#

dominating the dealer is ALWAYS the goal

#

i spam every item i have in the stupidest way possible if i know im about to kill him

kindred meteor
bronze olive
cobalt dirge
#

"wait is it live? lemme quadruple check"

#

as they say

#

cut once measure seven hundred times

bronze olive
#

So I don't gotta imagine

cobalt dirge
#

i sit in my room on the 7th floor late at night with a messy desk (rn calculator, 25 euro steam gift card, 2 papers and a picture of shrek jesus) and a window open giving me a look at the night town

cobalt dirge
#

i just have some earphones, a pretty baller pc (very gut) and an old LGTV for a monitor

cobalt dirge
#

i have the vibe

cobalt dirge
bronze olive
#

Good

dry ingot
#

Dunno if it's a bug or not, but I just won a whopping $10 in double or nothing mode

bronze olive
#

That means you sucked a little bit

dry ingot
#

Oh

cobalt dirge
#

and ejected a years worth of lockheed martin production

dry ingot
#

Ok so how is prize money determined? I'm more confused now

cobalt dirge
#

i THINK beer and shells ejected count down

#

ciggies too

bronze olive
#

It is determined by how long you take actually

#

That's the biggest thing

#

Yes those other things do matter

cobalt dirge
#

ah

dry ingot
bronze olive
#

But if you sit there and fuck around it goes WAY down

cobalt dirge
#

what i love about BR is sitting around at 12 PM with 2 bros us just brainrotting through the game

bronze olive
cobalt dirge
#

and making the shitties nicknames for all the items

dry ingot
cobalt dirge
#

"backalley guy" is the phone

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"shitty gambling" is the medicine

dry ingot
night marsh
cobalt dirge
#

"drug trade" is the adrenaline

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"axis pack" is ciggies

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"alcoholism" is beer

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"transgender" is inverter

dry ingot
#

The saw better be london

cobalt dirge
#

no no

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circumsision

#

fabulously jewish

dry ingot
#

Ok no that is better

cobalt dirge
#

what other items are there

bronze olive
#

Oh...you know.

dry ingot
#

Scrying glass is what I call the magnifying glass sometimes (also you missed that one)

bronze olive
cobalt dirge
#

oh ye...

#

wait what do we call the glass lemme get my source

cobalt dirge
bronze olive
night marsh
#

It is funny gfdhjks

cobalt dirge
#

oh nice

lofty wharf
bronze olive
#

Understood

#

Yeah I figured time was the biggest factor ?

cobalt dirge
#

take the pills

#

mann up

lofty wharf
#

agreed

dry ingot
cobalt dirge
bronze olive
#

You guys forgot Rizz

cobalt dirge
#

big difference

bronze olive
#

OKAY WELL...

#

YOUR LOSS q

#

!!

cobalt dirge
#

ITS A HEAD

#

WITH HANDS???

sinful rune
bronze olive
#

You think that will dissuade me ????

cobalt dirge
bronze olive
cobalt dirge
#

also am i the only one who thinks the dealer before he gets shot looks INFINITELY more uncanny then the one after

cobalt dirge
#

turn to christ

night marsh
bronze olive
dry ingot
night marsh
cobalt dirge
#

...

bronze olive
#

I think he looks like a deep sea creature

dry ingot
cobalt dirge
#

theres no way im in the wrong here

#

how do you fuck the dealer

dry ingot
cobalt dirge
#

EXACTLY

night marsh
#

To each their own pal, don't ask questions you don't want the answer to 😂

cobalt dirge
dry ingot
cobalt dirge
#

YOU NEED PHYSIATRIC REEVALUATION

#

LOOK AT HIM

#

AND PLEASE

#

TELL ME

sinful rune
night marsh
#

aight this is going too far for me without tone indicators

cobalt dirge
#

IN DETAIL

dry ingot
#

"don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to" is something I say all the time

scenic wing
sinful rune
#

Yeah?????

cobalt dirge
#

lord no...

sinful rune
#

Theres a lot of it too

cobalt dirge
dry ingot
#

I'm gonna be sick

#

This is actually disgusting on so many levels

cobalt dirge
dry ingot
#

I really hope these people are joking

cobalt epoch
#

What do y'all want to do to the dealer 😭

night marsh
#

Why are you attacking me buddy, I don't come at you saying you're mentally ill so please don't do that

sinful rune
#

Like Im not even talking about the weird fanart bro, theres just a lot of fanart in general

cobalt dirge
sinful rune
#

And a lot of it gives him a body

cobalt dirge
#

IM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK YOU IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE REASON

sinful rune
#

YOU ARE IN A FANDOM FULL OF NEURODIVERGENT MONSTER LOVERS BRO 😭

night marsh
#

I'm dropping this, I don't have time for this.

cobalt dirge
#

lord

#

just get me multiplayer so i can play with my reasonable friends

sinful rune
#

My suggestion to you? Stay out of the fan creations channel and also off of the twitter and tumblr parts of the fandom

azure brook
#

idek any of you

#

I just want to know when's multiplayer

cobalt epoch
sinful rune
cobalt epoch
#

Ok that was hyperbole

bronze olive
#

HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS

#

Dude HALF this fandom wants the dealer

#

You have CLEARLY not looked it up

sinful rune
#

FR

#

THATS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE

bronze olive
#

It's okay they clearly just didn't know

sinful rune
#

I dont know if theyve been active in fandoms before like this

cobalt dirge
#

i just wanna play the game at this point...

cobalt dirge
#

ive just been playing the game with my friends

sinful rune
#

Ok yeah that checks out then

bronze olive
cobalt dirge
#

we all sit in a vc, i load up the game then we basically become a think tank to beat the (unfuckable please) dealer

bronze olive
#

Abandon all hope ye who enter

bronze olive
#

Tbh rn its minimally normal

#

But scroll up? You will see preggo dealer 😂

cobalt dirge
sinful rune
#

General word of advice to you? If youre ever active in a fandom with a character that would be percieved as 'ugly' by 'normal' society, and esp if its a monster, then people wanna fuck it

bronze olive
#

These are cute !

cobalt dirge
#

HES A GODDAMN DEMON

bronze olive
#

These are very normal!

sinful rune
#

THOSE ARENT EVEN THE BAD ONES LIKE IN BEING GENUINE THOSE ARE THE NORMAL ONES

bronze olive
#

YEHA THOSE ARE SO NORMAL DUDE HEHEHE

cobalt dirge
#

FLYNN AS IN THE BREAKING BAD CHARACTER???

bronze olive
#

No that's an OC !

sinful rune
#

NO I HAVENT EVEN SEEN BREAKING BAD YET 😭

#

Thats rlly funny tho

bronze olive
#

Here I drew this one

cobalt epoch
cobalt dirge
#

i am disgraced

sinful rune
#

Keep scrolling, youll eventually find the mpreg drawing

cobalt dirge
#

im never checking thaat channel again

cobalt dirge
#

IM FUCKING 13 DAWG I DONT WANNA SEE THAT

kindred meteor
sinful rune
#

Yeah then stay out of that channel then 😭

#

My pfp is protogen dealer btw

cobalt dirge
bronze olive
#

You activated my trap card

#

You will LEARN today

cobalt dirge
sinful rune
bronze olive
#

B)

sinful rune
#

I just drew this cause it was funny

kindred meteor
#

But fr it looks so good

cobalt dirge
#

its good but its NOT the dealer