#│nightclub
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When!
i dont wanna go in there
its full of like 14 year olds
i like it here
all the crazy bitches is in here
true
no shade, i hate kids
true
ngl the beats looks fine
I'd wish there was no beats at all if you turned the music off
yeah
i find it a bit interesting that in coin flip situations we mostly act like dealer
if more live, dealer shoots us. if more blank, dealer shoots himself. if same, 50/50 chance
but only in double or nothing, otherwise he just coin flips
also, what is roundManager.endless?
just double or nothing?
i assume it's a boolean that refers to whether or not double or nothing is active
so as i understand, he is making decisions based on how many shells there are only in double or nothing?
yes
but here's the secret the dealer doesn't want you to know: it's usually better to shoot the dealer, even if there are more blanks
the game is not to guess the kind of bullet, but to kill the dealer
yeah, heard that many times
other followers of The Delightful Kissboy i assume
shoot youself only if you are sure
there are also specific situations where it's better to shoot yourself even if you're not sure. like, let's say you have no items, dealer has handsaw, 1 live 1 blank. it's better to shoot yourself than to shoot the dealer. if you miss shooting the dealer, you take 2 damage. if you shoot yourself, you take 1 damage
also if he has inventer
basically it's about preventing the dealer from having the opportunity to use the item. if you can shoot yourself with a blank there you can prevent the dealer from getting a turn at all
dealer has handsaw, 1 live 1 blanks = shoot yourself to not take 2 damage
me when dealer has handsaw and inventer
also dealer won't use expired medicine if he has 1 charge
also makes sense
yw
maybe mod where he will make worst decisions
agree. i honestly wish there were situations where the dealer took medicine at 1 health
i wanna see the dealer die of a heart attack. gunshots are boring
also is it fair that we always start first
definitely not
there are situations where he'll 100% die when we're first
actually, given that there are three rounds, and you have to win all of them, but losing one makes you lose... maybe that balances it out
if the dealer were smarter
he is smart enough
he can memorize all the shells left
lmao
understanding how dealer acts is op
Don't abuse the little guy😔
what to do if you lose 600k in double or nothing 😔
cry
accept it and start over
round 3 😔
Que the sad violin
🎻😔
Better off kissing him ngl
Kissing him
is coming back from heaven part of the official release?
i thought pressing retry puts you to the beginning, right?
💀💀💀
Is it just me or does every single time the dealer uses medicine always end up with him healing.
for me he always end up fail
9/10 he falls over but sometimes he gets two health back for my playthrough.
He always succeeds when I play.
There are times where I don't use them and he will steal & gain health. I'm anxious to use them at all but I did last night and actually gained health back. It doesn't heal over half the time I play but that's why I just leave them for him.
Good morning :3c
Do you get the full house achievement regardless of the outcome of the turn?
I think so yes
HAI MILL
Haiiiii or however you say it
It’s been like years since I’ve been referred to by name ❤️
Haiiiii
Will start doing it more often trust
Hai ^w^
Dealer fanbase:
YES
yes
🤝
not that i dislike the game but yes I do need that 1.20$ so i can get somthing different
Go to the Help channel maybe cause idk it was even possible
$1.20 = 1 bite of coleslaw
Me when people draw medic from TF2 as chubby instead of uber muscular
I am into fat bitches
I love lizzet!
ME TOO
(sadly i am but skin and bones)
precious baby
Dealer but drawn by vivziepop /j
Bro...just smoke like snoop
I DO SMOKE WEED
She is, her name is jasmin
Smoke moar!!!!
I can't I'm getting drug tested for smthing soon
Please give her love and a gentle pet from me I love reptiles
I will
I feel that 

Someone do that one trend where people were tracing characters over that one Alastor image as a form of satire
Why don't you do it
Where are you guys getting this shit…..
They should really stop testing for grass like it's 2024 now
Because I dont have the Alastor image anymore and Im currently
Reading something
Dealastor?

Stop reading NSFW fanfics on ao3

Never
Sksjsksjsk
Sigh. No fics where he’s on the bottom 💔💔💔💔💔💔
thank you
Krilling myshellf
They'll most likely be able to give you insight if it is possible, just be patient in there 
k
What if I want to destroy HIM huh
I'll write one myself
Sighs
Good thing I'm a fanfic writer
That's called being coward
Or being unable to write in the perspective of a dom-
I’m built different
I know I can't hgjkdf I'll get flustered halfway through and close the writing programm lmao
Cracks my fingers
Not even thought of tying him up??? Sigh.
Anygays, anyone got some nice rave-ish music? I need to draw some requests from tumblr
I've been writing fics for years
where is the arg?
Now that's another story teehee
Need to make that old demon screech
🤝 I just stopped posting them to the public eye ahah
Though now I'm starting to post them again
I used to write but then the incident (virus) happened
Ghost dancers slay together by perturbator?
Be who u rrr
thank you i'll check it out!
Bite HIM, attack HIS ass, destroy HIS dussy, squeeze HIS handles
Get HIM pregnant/j
Dealer after getting his poosay destroyed by a bi autistic girl (me)
No he’s just uhh having a girl moment
Moment
You can NOT be talking rn 😭😭😭😭
I wanna give dealer a hug and tell him to not commit suicide
I’m carrying him away bridal style
I contain it best i can lmao
If THIS is your best….
HAHA
Man you've got no idea
I don't consider inuendos to be out of place so eh what can i say
If you're talking about yesterday then my excuse is it was 4am
I have a lot worse I can’t say so. Be warned
I’m not even surprised
Shaking your hand, it is only for the people in my dms 
My dms are something alright
billion time??
you are a wizard
*my dms
What compelled you to specify hgjdfsk
Idk? Maybe someone here isn’t good at reading /j
The kindness of my heart
MAYBE I want friends. And maybe I want to vent my unhinged thoughts.
Is that so against the law 🙄
Nah hgjkfd
I will be your friend 👉👈
Grins evilly
I promise i won’t say anything deranged. Bats my eyelashes at you five times
Who tf is your favorite POKEMON FIRST.
NECROZMA
https://youtu.be/yoAULhTGIL8?si=mTWIAl65T9j4Uo8M
Listen to this and say that again man
This play when you are challenging Necrozma in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
To check out their battle, just click on the video cards ("!")
Main goal of these video concept ideas:
My main goal for these kind of videos is to be as creative as possible!
Let me explain:
- Firstly, my very first channel Mixeli (But also my latest one Volipok) p...
Wrong! Heaven scorching light of destruction
https://youtu.be/5Vnm7nDzTAY?si=7mv9Ng2WxdKqgKiu scarlet violet was ass but your forgetting this track
This play when you are challenging The Loyal Three from the Kitakami Region in Pokémon Scarlet & Violet: The Teal Mask.
To check out their battle, just click on the video cards ("!")
Main goal of these video concept ideas:
My main goal for these kind of videos is to be as creative as possible!
Let me explain:
- Firstly, my very first channe...
Now tell me
Have you played..
Pokepark
Ugly bird
No I wanted to when i was like a lil kid
Not everyone could afford a Wii U 🙄
Love loses
You guys get in with me
https://youtu.be/_OCHElP706k?si=pWPkdVaahTyXVIvX I FUCKIN LOVE THIS TRACK
PokéPark 2: Wonders Beyond Soundtrack
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I have thoughts I need to share with you
I live again
moonamite I showed you my shotgun pls respond
Hru all doing?
HAH
If a bunch of people were in the H jail together do you think they’d. Do the do crazy style
We create more of us
Dear gods
The goon is out of control
Circumcision speedrun Any%
Im getting flashbacks to the one Dr Clef Shotgun fic on ao3
i look away for 5min-
Like this is something new to you
Haha please go on
Ok so have u heard of edgin-
Baaii may it be easy :D
Tldr of the fic, it gets used for exactly what you think it does and the safety gets accidentally turned off at somepoint
im so close omg
Woah. Butt blasted.
Do You Want The Link
No ❤️
SLLSJKA
I can never get past 200k I think that’s just a skill issue though 💔
Moon is this you squint
Hmm today I'll measure the diameters of my house 
Draw his fat ass /j
don't tempt me c:
That would not end up on tumblr-
💔
I'd get flagged and all
SpongeBob fail sfx
why is the inside bigger than the outside 
I’d ask to draw him from this pov but I can’t send images in your asks
Do you own a TARDIS
Oh right I have that turned on huh ghfjdsk
Hello there
Dealer doing the dog sniff where he does a bunch of little ones and then a big huff
He can smell the fear in his opponents innocently smile
sniffsniffsniffsniff Hffff
meow
Idk I’ve given Dealer multiple traits from a lot of different species. Cat, dog, shark, lizard, hippo
Meanwhile the double damage live round I’m aiming at him.
I think I'm stuck in a horror beyond my comprehension

Fear and adrenaline : the biggest drugs he's addicted to
Oh no gdsjhfk
Hippo in the sense he looks chunky but it’s actually ALL muscle. Plus in behavior
Putting a pumpkin in his mouth and watch him crush it
6 more rounds...
Need to see him crush a pumpkin with something else
His bobas…..
Thanks for waking me up with that
RIP i died
Moonamite expressing how gay they are by detailing dealer with man biddies
So close! I’m bi ❤️
Be bi, go for the eye
Lordie how long did it take to get there?
2 hours
I low-key need dealer to #### ## ##### # ####
Yeesh
That really sucks
Dealer ############## he’s so ########### I’m #############
that is commitment omg
Good morning everyone my hypomania cause me to miss work cuz I was so busy thinking about the dealer I completely forgot 😭😭😭😭😭
Oh damm
Well that's enough interaction for my introverted ass today, baaiii, luv ya all :3
Have fun brother
Thanks you too :DD
Noooooo

For a BR channel there is a SORe lack of emotes pointing a GUN to your own head
I think we could fix that
A big ass pitbull jumped on my lap and let me pet her she was so sweet
Awww
Wish that were me
Yeah
Im technically supposed to be in class but ykyk
the pitbull?💀
No ...person with a doggy in their lap
The pitbulls name was diva and she was so sweet
damn
She has a lil bit of frost to her face too
Sugarface
Likely thing for a golden to be 😭
doggos,,,
I was quite literally jumped by a dog not too long ago
I’m more afraid of dogs than my scorpions istg
Aww
I would kiss my cockroaches over letting a dog kiss me
It's called Fake Receipt
Done with the ask!!!
Am curious
is there a full list of double or nothing tips out there? i researched a lot but i'm struggling hard with even past getting the first round consistently
skill issue
I'm struggling hard not to double or nothing
became a gambler casue of this
Sometimes it takes me 3 restarts just to get to round 2.. hang in there.
i'll try, the frustration is getting to me a little bit lol
I completely understand 😅 trust me! I step away from the game before trying again if I really can't get anywhere.
I can give you an autograph if you'd like
YES!
Then it's settled
I AM WAITING FOR THE VINYL :D
:D
For real??
Is that the mike himself??? 😲
Would it be possible to have a signed copy as well?
I'm excited to get my cassette!!
If you're in tallinn then yes, otherwise they will be shipped from Turtle Pals Tapes which makes it difficult
Nooooo it's okay it will be signed in my heart 
Brother what's that
did you hide it behind the whiteboard
fits perfectly next to the whiteboard where i practically went insane trying to solve the volta arg password
oh haha INSTANTLY printed
Help
How did you just do that
haha no but good idea
i am fast
this is just ARG production pipeline
My face 😮
yep
I didn't even know what an ARG was until I played this damn game
he got the 50% healing chance from expired medicine 4 times in a row this run 😭
Now I feel like I'm responsible for something 😂
SAME 😅
It is now cannon that critical reflex has an arg solving office
I like when he shoots at himself 3 times in a row and it's a blank 🙂
HOWWWW?? 😭 He almost always loses health with my pills
Like okay dude
EVERY SINGLE EFFIN TIME
It's been 4 before then he shot me.
dealer built different
The Dealer sometimes has a spike of intelligence out of spite for destroying you and I find that beautiful
Dealer should have a chance to forget what rhe phone told him
Because IRL...I uhm...forget a little
Extremely ❤️
LIKE It's so real.
sameee that happened to me a few times already
The dealer uses king crimson to see the future
where he shoots himself with a blank 3 times in a row and the last shot is a live
He's building up the tension for when he's gonna shoot you in the face
Who said he can't be a bit dramatic, as a treat
He lives for the thrill
100%
Literal thrill junkie
Mood though, it's fun
It is a specific type of high when you guess correctly 4 times in a row
It really is, I love guessing right 4 times but after that I usually shoot myself and use the last blank on the dealer.
MOOD
That high continues to round 2 then I get cocky and shoot myself first thing 💀
1live 2blanks? Surely I can't shoot myse- BANG
MEEEEE
should buckshot roulette be legal irl
Would it be some sort of natural selection ?
oh no
It is if you're not a coward
That sounds like a one way ticket to population control

N||u||gge||t||
WHOA THERE BUDDY 😭
Can we smite him
5 inverters 💀
My brother in christ why do you have so many inverters 💀🙏
they should add a super inverter which revers the polarity of every shell in the shotgun
lmao
Alternatively, make it a shitty merge game
also an idea i had for another item is bullettproof vest/helmet
allows you to take a hit without losing hp (lasts one turn)
sawed off shotguns only do 1 damage against the vest/helmet
am i cooking or do i never cook again
not only would that make the full house achievement harder
alternatively either add more spaces
and have rounds where you can get 6 items
maybe it could like shuffle between like 8-9 different possible items for each 3 rounds
maybe
that's interesting
are more items going to be added later on?
10 items but only about 8 of them actually show
idk
and changing each round
i like that's a good idea
or gauntlet or whatever you call it
because changing how many item slots could ruin the buckshot vibe
now obviously if we get a custom mode
that 100% should be an option
Custom mode would go insane
People would start adding ways to come across the table to insert their...shells into..the Dealers. .shotgun
Thanks I love it

Why is this dealer keeps pulling out saws and glass while I pull beer
Oh I thought by custom you meant. Customizing the gun. Putting stickers on it
This entire chat is thirsty as hell, its part of the culture
Good to know I fit in then lol
Invert the dealer like that one scene in ant man where the guy gets turned inside out and he’s just a glop of flesh
except the dealer is supposedly immortal and would be a living glop of flesh lol
Dealer fetus
This mf keeps pulling out saws dawg 😭
he love saw
he has an addiction to slicing the barrel like it's butter
ngl I would too if I could do that
I would only get beers, cigars, and inverters this one time
atleast you ain't in DoN mode
tell me about it
4 saws 💀
Dealer got 4 saws 2 rounds in a row last night 😭
At least you get inverters
me when inverters:
I died two times because the dealer kept pulling out saws and glasses
lol
4 saws is much better than 2 saws with cuffs
oh yes
True
I have to agree with you, if I have cuffs myself bc I suck at guessing
i used the quick restart button when i was about to lose and the game restarted me back to the round i was just in, is this a bug or is this a savescum method of sort
Try it again to see if it works
Legit please tell us
I wanna know >:)
it has worked quite a few times already
i also got 70k points on the double or nothing screen as well so it's probably a bug
i guess to clarify further it was timed right when the screen faded to black
i'm playing on steam deck (it's the Y button) so i'm not sure what it is on PC
Do NOT tell the devs...
🤫
🤫
hold esc to return to menu
hold r to reset to bathroom
resetting to bathroom wipes progress I think
could be wrong, may do what escape does too
after like 5 esc holds, (if you signed the waiver each time) the dealer will remember you and the game just immediately starts
he'll also just say ...
There should be a pause menu
hi
I only needed 4 more rounds for the billion :(
good job
hi guys, i have a question. If I bought the game on itch.io, is it possible to recieve a key for steam version
?
How unfortunate.
no
just buy it again lol
game is ridiculously cheap for what is has to offer ngl
I want to murder my taskbar because it cuts roulette halfway off
It's so fuxking CURSEd
When I saw this when it was posted it turned my bad day into a good one
..... I shouldn't like this
bad boy dealer, 500k, enemies to lovers, slow burn
Player x dealer
Player fucks dealer
have a bath ya sinners

5000000 words and it ends with them having a very horrificly cursed baby
🥰
The baby looks like a deflated basketball
No an old plum
weed gives him 2 charges
noooooooooojn jkfnsdkfn
Same thing
Dealer want boing boing
It has horrible fetal alcohol syndrome
Who else would
😂
Not the players scrawny ass
True. I ain't carrying that !!
I comes out like beet pulp
That scene in ant man where the guy gets turned inside out
Will there be wallpaper (for steam profile) and other products in the point store?
they don't know yet
check faq
ty
is that a mf taki?
new buckshot item coming soon predicted
AvsuwnslendUdbe
Im calling the weed
how is it possible 1 live 2 blanks he shot me 2 times with live?!?!?!
inverter?
AN INVERTER CAN DO THAT!!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?
yes? that's what it's SUPPOSED to do lol
I thought it switches up like the order
nah
Omg
I had no clue what it meant till I used it lol
Dast ist ein Invertor.
It inverts
ok
The dealer sounds like “Return the slab or suffer my curse” guy
lmao
but he doesn't have a canon voice
there's people who have attempted to voice him
some good
Like undertale
manlybadasshero has a a nice voice
as the dealer is an otherwordly being
Talks like Don’t Starve characters
true but it doesn't fit the dealer quite enough
Buckshot Roulette is a horror game where you play a game of russian roulette with a shotgun against a sinister AI. Video has all endings
Game Info: https://mikeklubnika.itch.io/buckshot-roulette
"See you on the other side"
ヽ(・ω・`)----Crummy Personal Links Below This Line----(´・ω・)ノ
My Masculine Patreon: https://goo.gl/e8XfHN
My Cool Twitch: h...
ah i just love manly's voice >_<

Human relationships are like playing Buckshot Roulette
So true
Wish inknew what this meant 😭
Agreed, who among us has never started a conversation by snapping our phone in half, shotgunning a beer, and taking some expired medicine only to collapse?
This is true, I confirm me and my bf shoot each other with a shotgun every morning
They need to add a easter egg in the game if you call yourself CaseOh
I’ve never had a serious relationship can’t relate
😭
I guess that's the issue of playing Buckshot Roulette with them
They don't last very long
I FOUND THE UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF POISON ITSELF
Eat it
UNHAND HIM
What's his name
Slippery jimmy
ok so it was actually the phone lying sometimes and not me going insane?
Lmao
poison? huh
I definitely grew up handling those lil guys a lot 
They got some toxins on their skin
Poison means if you eat it you get sick. If you touch something and you get sick, the correct term is ‘toxic’
Eating them would probably kill you
idk, boot up the game and check if you still hear the voices 
omg
I thought I was insane
kinda neat how the phone can lie
if it actually does
and I'm not just crazy
I don’t believe it does
thevoiceswontleavemealone thevoiceswontleavemealone thevoiceswontleavemealone
I think it does
cuz it once said 5th live
I was keeping track of shell numbers
and it was a blank
(it was 2 3 ratio too I think)
1 live , 1 blank . I handsaw the gun and shoot me to show the dealer who is the boss here .
look at #│patch-notes
maybe it was the 4th this was like 1 motnh ago
so i guess it shouldnt lie any more now
thats what im sayin 😭
same
Should I make my stupid baby bigger?
Nice job ! What was the first material ? resin putty ?
He’s made out of some air dry clay I bought a long time ago
I carved him out overtime and gave him toothpick teeth
Im gonna make him a bigger brother
Maybe like a hand palm size meatball
i have a question
ah! paper packed tight into a ball, seal with foil, smash into shape
Lol I just got a burner phone that gave wrong info ! It said where was the last live round and it turned out there were 2 lives ????
Isn't this what the patch fixed ?
have you updated your game?
yes . But I maybe lost counting . I'll see if it happens again .
no
:(
just buy it again
My card got stolen so my bank is frozen for a bit and I don’t have a card
I can’t buy it again

https://x.com/cabby/status/1758966740825125356?s=46&t=NqKgBTqxO1xouROKVFzP9w
Somebody should recreate this with the Dealer plushie when they get it
go to safeway and get a giftcard or something
The gas it takes to get there is the price of the game
hell eyah
No, but you do get updates at no cost (if they don't rely on Steam platform tools)
#│𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩 message
And since multiplayer relies on steam's platform tools, itch.io version is prolly gonna be stuck in 1.2
hour one no dealer romance, not making it
I can fix him
This ugly fuck
THE SQUIFGLY
goodnight everybody!!!!!!!
goodnight Muncho
now make him a body that's pregnant
found in buckshot's files
Isn't this the unused track for heaven?
no idea, but it would make sense
just thought it was very pretty and surprising to find in there along the hardcore techno and gunshot sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umcN790cLC4 I mean listen to this
#buckshot #buckshotroulette #god buckshot roulette ost

If you had handcuffs you'd essentially win on your first turn
50/50 with handcuffs is soooooo nice
In case you didn't know, when burner phones say "second shell.... Blank" for example it's in relation to the current shell you're on. So if you're on the fifth shell out of eight and the burner phone says "second shell... Blank" than the overall sixth shell is blank, and the next shell is blank
But maybe it's a different issue
Idk
I love how this fits in the good and bad endings
does anyone know the name of the model the shotgun is based on
Yea
guys
is there any way to reduce lag in Buckshot
i just wasted $4 on this game and I am REALLY not in the mood to refund it
Are you using Vulkan or OpenGl shaders, and what are your device's specifications?
I'm running BR on a laptop with sufficient RAM; but I also know I have a less strong graphics card in it.
i JUST bought it
like 2 seconds ago
Intel(R) Celeron(R) N4120 CPU
and 8 GB ram
I bought it for my laptop and it lags like a MF during DoN and every time I die the game shuts down but I can still play it thankfully. Idk the specs of my laptop since I've had it for a little while now but I suspect it's the laptop bc the game doesn't do that on our PC.
Can confirm, also on laptop, but try scrolling down and following the Easy Way here and see if that helps
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2835570/discussions/0/4356743780114981670/
Thank you so much 😊
10 matches in today and couldn't make it to the scoring round a single time, god i'm so bad lol
this is fucked up 😭 theres like 6 shells and i cant let him have a single turn
learned the hard way to not let dealer have saw at carryover round
can anyone give me the buck shot roullet for free?
You in 10 mins
Day 5 of waiting until the game release on mobile
No 😔
Not kidding when I say last night I cuffed him and there were the 3 live rounds in a row.. that's never happened before in my playthrough but yeah, I shot myself 😂
I imagine gijinka Dealer is kinda built like a hippo. Aka looks fat but is all muscle
slaps the side of the gijinka!Dealer
This bad boy can fit so many shotgun-related Faustian bargains inside
GOOD MORNING GUYS
This is so real
Put a watermelon in his jaw see how fast it's ruined
The dealer is the peak life form
-Can chug down 15 cans of beer, does not get drunk
-Gets shot in the face, it only slightly agitates him
-Can saw through steel
-Smokes 3 packs of cigs in a row, doesn't affect him whatsoever.
-May or may not have outsmarted the God himself
-Is very fair
*saw through steel and a table with one swift hand movement
The dealer grindset
...alright, who's going to selectively edit and sync clips of Dealer dialogue to gigachad phonk, because I'm in the middle of trying to fix something in a text editor
....omg please hjfdhgf
Was gonna say this, gets me every time
GOOD AFTERNOON GENTLEMEN
Hello haii
that was caps for no reason, but good afternoon too!
why for no reason
it was a joyful way of yelling out a greeting on a good wednesday!
The way he casually display his anger and strength is 👌
"Very interesting... "
The player has to struggle and saw it off while the Dealer just... slashes once
True. My emotions before being shot: 😡😒😏 idk why.
For you, it's a life or death situation
For him, it's Tuesday
HAH
Dealer also smashed the inverters and player just twists it 😂
Yeah ghfdj
He's built different
honestly if I saw someone destroy something like this with his bare hands like it's made of thin sugar, I4d be scared lmao
I love the differences tho
Makes me so nervous to shoot a blank at myself
I'm like QUIT SHAKING IT'S BLANK 😂
We need this
And then
At the end of the clips
He shoots himself in the face
Even when I check and I know it's a blank I'm like second guessing it at times and need to remind myself that it is a blank inside, it won't blast me away
HJLGFDS
me when
me when the dealer is dealing with this bullshit
....
hello
Yo
hru yall
just have seen this on steam:
what if we can decorate our side of the table with stickers[max 10 or so] (darg an drop them everywhere on our side)
we can earn these just like idk csgo cases... would be sick af
specially when playing online
that ruins the immersion like SHIT
yeah...
but it adds to the fun :^)
imagine playing on your last life and see a hello kitty sticker on your desk
any news about the Multiplayer in Buckshot Roulette ON Steam
there was a little update on the official steam page
ok thank you

Mobile version release when?
check #│faq , this is what they've said:
Can I play Buckshot Roullette on consoles/mobile devices?
Ports are on their way! More updates are coming soon.
Ok
How many neurotypical people do you think are in the BR fandom
Would it be possible to get the live wallpapers as .mp4 or .mkv files, I use Lively instead of Wallaper engine 
i heard of the game is it like a rogue like?
Btw what would players look like when multiplayer comes out?
Or would you could just be the dealer
Custom set skins so you can play against master chief as male_07
Sounds like new animations
You know what. The Dealer is my Mrs. Incredible
Mike prolly gonna animate a half body with arms
Stretch Armstrong vs Mrs. Incredible
I like to believe I am neurotypical but this game proves otherwise
BR broke 1000k, let's gooooo
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2835570/view/4208126261051076399
Greetings, High Rollers. Last week we half-jokingly said that we’re choosing to Double our sales of BUCKSHOT ROULETTE, but thanks to your dearly cherished support, it has become a reality: we have officially hit 1,000,000 copies sold! Once again, we want to thank everyone who made this possible (you, to be precise). Both Mike and the CR Channel ...
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worst way to say million
I'm filling it with pictures of me doin the Dealers mom to intimdate him
ok... i can get behind that
dominating the dealer is ALWAYS the goal
i spam every item i have in the stupidest way possible if i know im about to kill him
Psychological warfare

"wait is it live? lemme quadruple check"
as they say
cut once measure seven hundred times
Also this is literally me playing BR with all my fuckin Sanrio plushies and pink light up rainbow keyboard and kitten headset 😭
So I don't gotta imagine
zamn
i sit in my room on the 7th floor late at night with a messy desk (rn calculator, 25 euro steam gift card, 2 papers and a picture of shrek jesus) and a window open giving me a look at the night town
At least 2
i just have some earphones, a pretty baller pc (very gut) and an old LGTV for a monitor
Shrek Jesus ties it together
i have the vibe
best about it is that its not in my phone gallery its a physical picture
Good
Dunno if it's a bug or not, but I just won a whopping $10 in double or nothing mode
That means you sucked a little bit
Oh
bro drank the entire brewery
and ejected a years worth of lockheed martin production
Ok so how is prize money determined? I'm more confused now
It is determined by how long you take actually
That's the biggest thing
Yes those other things do matter
ah
Can't be, left a game afk for like 4 hours and got $50k
But if you sit there and fuck around it goes WAY down
what i love about BR is sitting around at 12 PM with 2 bros us just brainrotting through the game
Giving the dealer an HJ under the table brought that back up
and making the shitties nicknames for all the items
How would that work, bro is just a head and hands
Real
It took me a moment to realize what you typed there
"drug trade" is the adrenaline
"axis pack" is ciggies
"alcoholism" is beer
"transgender" is inverter
The saw better be london
Ok no that is better
what other items are there
Scrying glass is what I call the magnifying glass sometimes (also you missed that one)
Hahahaha
how many kilos of sarcasm does one require to process this
I actually do think it's funny
It is funny gfdhjks
oh nice
time is the only thing that matters in double or nothing. using items is what matters in normal mode
👍
Understood
Yeah I figured time was the biggest factor ?
normal mode is THE boringiest thing ever after first playthrough
take the pills
mann up
agreed
I think that's all the items tho
- Magnifying Glass
- Hand Saw
- Beer
- Burner Phone
- Expired Medication
- Pack of Cigarettes
- Adrenaline
- Inverter
- glass
- circumsision
- alcoholism
- backalley guy
- shitty gambling
- axis pack
- drug trade
- transgender
You guys forgot Rizz
i dont wanna fuck the dealer muncho
big difference

You think that will dissuade me ????
your pp will be CUT IN PIECES BY THOSE TEETH
You are not making this sound unappealing to the likes of me 😭
also am i the only one who thinks the dealer before he gets shot looks INFINITELY more uncanny then the one after
...
turn to christ
Masochist? 💀
HLFLHJGFDS
Sadomasochist
Religion is overrated, turn to gambling
You're right
More for us then
...
I think he looks like a deep sea creature
Icky
soul you with me on this right
theres no way im in the wrong here
how do you fuck the dealer
That's the neat part, you don't
EXACTLY
To each their own pal, don't ask questions you don't want the answer to 😂
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO EACH THEIR OWN HOW DO YOU SEE THIS THING AND GO "smash"
You did not just steal my fucking catchphrase to defend fucking the dealer 💀💀💀
1 Use your imagination, and 2 Have you seen half the fanart for this fandom bro
aight this is going too far for me without tone indicators
IN DETAIL
"don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to" is something I say all the time
theres... fanart...?
Yes I have figured this early enough , but the thing is that there was only 1 live and the phone said it was the second one , so I blank fire my self . Then I shot the live round to the dealer , but then a second live round came into play . Ofcourse possibly I've counted wrong .
Yeah?????
lord no...
HALF OF THE
WHAT?!
Theres a lot of it too
I AM BEING SERIOUS HERE YOU NEED HELP
ong
I really hope these people are joking
What do y'all want to do to the dealer 😭
Why are you attacking me buddy, I don't come at you saying you're mentally ill so please don't do that
Like Im not even talking about the weird fanart bro, theres just a lot of fanart in general
BUT YOU WANNA FUCK THE GODDAMN DEALER
And a lot of it gives him a body
IM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK YOU IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE REASON
YOU ARE IN A FANDOM FULL OF NEURODIVERGENT MONSTER LOVERS BRO 😭
I'm dropping this, I don't have time for this.
what have i joined
lord
just get me multiplayer so i can play with my reasonable friends
My suggestion to you? Stay out of the fan creations channel and also off of the twitter and tumblr parts of the fandom
what the hell
idek any of you
I just want to know when's multiplayer
Theres not a set date other than later this year
Every?
oh ok
Ok that was hyperbole
HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS
Dude HALF this fandom wants the dealer
You have CLEARLY not looked it up
It's okay they clearly just didn't know
I dont know if theyve been active in fandoms before like this
i just wanna play the game at this point...
no
ive just been playing the game with my friends
Ok yeah that checks out then
Homie doesn't know about https://discord.com/channels/1158444754325999747/1208058717103194113
we all sit in a vc, i load up the game then we basically become a think tank to beat the (unfuckable please) dealer
Abandon all hope ye who enter
... do i click it
...
General word of advice to you? If youre ever active in a fandom with a character that would be percieved as 'ugly' by 'normal' society, and esp if its a monster, then people wanna fuck it
These are cute !
HES A GODDAMN DEMON
These are very normal!
THOSE ARENT EVEN THE BAD ONES LIKE IN BEING GENUINE THOSE ARE THE NORMAL ONES
Yeah monster freaks are PLENTIFUL
YEHA THOSE ARE SO NORMAL DUDE HEHEHE
FLYNN AS IN THE BREAKING BAD CHARACTER???
No that's an OC !
Here I drew this one
Breakfast!!!
i am disgraced
Keep scrolling, youll eventually find the mpreg drawing
im never checking thaat channel again
NO
IM FUCKING 13 DAWG I DONT WANNA SEE THAT
Early age trauma moment
im watching dexter i think were past that point right now but i will never look at this game the same again
SFW art it is then
You activated my trap card
You will LEARN today
stay back infidel
B)
I just drew this cause it was funny




