│nightclub

[reef relic]

Barricadist is getting a good bait to catch ratio rn

[sweet horizon]

why don't atheirst win when god doesn't exist

[stiff nymph]

Because then it means life is meaningless

And that all the criminals that got away with their crime in their life

[warm turret]

if god doesn't exist that means i can be as gay as i want and not suffer forever

[stiff nymph]

Doesn't get their punishment

[warm turret]

sounds good to me

[teal ice]

All gambling is a lose lose, that’s the moral of the story. No matter what, you never win, you always come back for more until you eventually lose it all.

[stiff nymph]

Hence, no justice

[warm turret]

that is a very sad way of viewing life

[sweet horizon]

no? i have meaning in my life regardless of all

[fast tusk]

Why did we fly from expired meds removal to belief

[sweet horizon]

just to live it and make it worth it

[stiff nymph]

Would you rather people that SA child and got away with it, also got away with it again because god doesnt exist?

[fast tusk]

WOAAHHH

[stiff nymph]

At least the afterlife will make him pay

[fast tusk]

WOAH THERE

[warm turret]

my neck broke from that whiplash

owie

[teal ice]

Welp I’m out. Have fun debating morals and religion!

[stiff nymph]

Everyone that SA deserve hell, no one disagree with that

Especially towards children

[sweet horizon]

get over it, life isn't fair

[fast tusk]

I'm telling a trusted adult

[stiff nymph]

Would you say the same to the victims

In front of their face

[sweet horizon]

i can't, they are dead, and i'm sorry for everyone who dies due to murder, but i couldn't do anything about it

[teal ice]

I mean I’d feel bad for them but there isn’t anything I can do about it, what’s done is done. All I could do is make it better for their future.

[stiff nymph]

Their future? What if they're dead?

[warm turret]

what the fuck is happening? how did we get here?

[stiff nymph]

You think all SA cases end up with the victims alive?

[sweet horizon]

he likes changing themes

[stiff nymph]

Where's the justice if god doesn't exist?

[teal ice]

Then I respect their death. And don’t use it to justify removing an item in a video game.

[stiff nymph]

You're strawmanning yourself

I'm not saying you can send them to hell

[pallid geode]

i have to ask you this seriously: do you think the earth is flat

[stiff nymph]

But what you can do is believe in god that will

[sweet horizon]

man, no one owes you, it's just life that doesn't care about you

[pallid geode]

do you believe that god created the firmament literally as described in genesis 1

[stiff nymph]

Can you say the same to the victims?

[pallid geode]

why are you bringing religion up

[stiff nymph]

It's gamble

[sweet horizon]

yes, because if it happens to me, i'll as be dead as they are

[fast tusk]

It's not tho?

[stiff nymph]

But in this case the dealer is the atheist

Because the dealer doesn't win anything

If we win, we win cash

[teal ice]

Using SA victims to prove a point about a video game item is kind of messed up, don’t you think?

[warm turret]

expertly dodging the flat earth question

[sweet horizon]

no, he knows there was a god, so no?

[stiff nymph]

We are way past that topic

[fast tusk]

[stiff nymph]

Im not even talking about meds

[reef relic]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-assault-look-back-confused-gif-11901520

[stiff nymph]

I'm talking about gambling in general

[pallid geode]

so you're just mad

you never cared about the meds in the first place

[fast tusk]

Then maybe just maybe instead of religion
Why not say poker

[stiff nymph]

Yeah I'm mad that people are being SA'd and their perps got away with it

[pallid geode]

and that is the critical reflex's server's fault how?

[stiff nymph]

Depends if you're an atheist or not

[sweet horizon]

i hate that people can get away with crimes, but that's a thing, even if we don't like it

[warm turret]

i believe this is the "god exists because i want Him to" argument

[reef relic]

Lmao

[sweet horizon]

lmfao

[stiff nymph]

God exists because people that SA'd and torture people should be punished

[warm turret]

yeah, exactly

[stiff nymph]

It's not an unpopular opinion

[pallid geode]

look you can have beliefs and stay true to them but you do not need to preach here

[stiff nymph]

I mean what if it happens to your daughter?

[sweet horizon]

regilion itself is popular man

[stiff nymph]

Can you say to your daughter that your perp will get away with it

[pallid geode]

and quite frankly this is no topic for this server

[warm turret]

how are you getting more vile?

[pallid geode]

especially with no content warnings for unsuspecting people

[pallid geode]

argument is not to discuss reasonably, it is to win

[stiff nymph]

I'm not, thats why I believe the perps should be punished

[sweet horizon]

if it happens, it happens. it would be painful for me, but i'll live with that

[stiff nymph]

And you dont

[pallid geode]

i've played this game so much

[stiff nymph]

No you wouldn;t

[teal ice]

Anyways always take expired medicine, gambling in games is fun, don’t actually do drugs or gamble in real life. End of discussion. Can we go back to talking about endless mode runs and funny memes now?

[stiff nymph]

You don't have a daughter

[reef relic]

Problem solved

[reef relic]

^

[sweet horizon]

maybe if chances will roll good, i'll have

[stiff nymph]

A quick death isn't justice

He needs to suffer more in afterlife

[reef relic]

Content warning: God

[sweet horizon]

what the fuck

[cobalt zenith]

aight this dude is weird im banning them

[teal ice]

Ok I give up

[pallid geode]

oh finally we have someone to give the hammer

thank you

[flat laurel]

I love my wife the block button

[fast tusk]

Thank you 😔

[sweet horizon]

thank you so much!

[reef relic]

Bye meds

[warm turret]

thanks

[reef relic]

Good talk

[fast tusk]

Crazy

[pallid geode]

great talk

[sweet horizon]

he's gone!!

[pallid geode]

i didnt even finish uploading my decompilation

[flat laurel]

godspeed to our mods

[warm turret]

now we can all agree that expired medicine is the best item in the game

[pallid geode]

what a shame

[fast tusk]

Who else lost like 50% of their brain power

[sweet horizon]

lmao yes

[teal ice]

Get this man a true

[cobalt zenith]

i scrolled up like 250 messages to try and see what the fuck they were talking about

but i couldnt figure it out

[warm turret]

it's not worth it

[pallid geode]

nonsensical

[teal ice]

No I actually gained 50%

[sweet horizon]

it's okay, we didn't understand too

[pallid geode]

actual conspiracy type stuff

[reef relic]

Expired meds being a win button

[cobalt zenith]

they seemed to be implying miike lied about the pills or soemthing

[fast tusk]

Ah shit I lost the 50 50

[pallid geode]

and two members of the server are lying about the pills too

[cobalt zenith]

and then it evovled into god and SA and i was out by that point

[sweet horizon]

@cobalt zenith is he banned for a long time?

[flat laurel]

using irl traumatic issues to justify why they think the meds should be banned

[warm turret]

yeah, that everyone else saying the pills are 50/50 are part of Big Mike

[teal ice]

Yeah essentially

It was weird

[fast tusk]

Yeah because they hated the expired meds item

[reef relic]

I don't like that phrasing

[cobalt zenith]

i didnt set a timer if anyone insults the devs or calls them liars they get banned

[reef relic]

"Big Mike"

[sweet horizon]

idk, he just changed a theme for no reason

[warm turret]

Large Michael

[teal ice]

I just wanna shoot the ugly dealer man in the face I don’t wanna have an existential crisis about god being real or not

[flat laurel]

Humongous Michealangelo

[sweet horizon]

let's just forget about that weirdo

[fast tusk]

He's not ugly, he's cute 😔

[pallid geode]

believe what you want but the dealer is mad cute

[reef relic]

Literally 1984

[teal ice]

MB sorry

[cobalt zenith]

big bro is always watching

[warm turret]

i will give the dealer a smooch in lieu of payment

[flat laurel]

he's a freak of a thing and I wouldn't have it any other way

[sweet horizon]

he has permanent ban?

[fast tusk]

[reef relic]

I know thats not true considering how long that guy was ranting lol

[fast tusk]

Me too

[teal ice]

This whole thing started because we were talking about expired medicine and someone pinged both remove expired medicine and double expired medicine at the same time, and it devolved into chaos

[pallid geode]

i mean

[warm turret]

this is what happens when matter and antimatter collide

[sweet horizon]

LMAO

[pallid geode]

we all fed into this guy i feel like

[sweet horizon]

the battle of the century

[warm turret]

yeah... i am very bad at not feeding the trolls

[fast tusk]

Peak entertainment

[pallid geode]

if they're trolling or not they wanted to be in an argument

and we gave them exactly what they wanted

[teal ice]

They think they are trolling but they are the ones getting trolled

[warm turret]

the best thing to do would've been to walk away. but i couldn't, because there's someone WRONG on the INTERNET

[sweet horizon]

you can still write him

[reef relic]

Me

[fast tusk]

They main the most toxic killer on DbD they kinda deserve the ass whopping

[sweet horizon]

if you don't like something or have a opinion, why would you try to make all the people believe you

[pallid geode]

hm?

[sweet horizon]

dm

[flat laurel]

taps the sign. don't feed the trolls just let em starve (tho I'm aware it's easy to get caught up in the argument)

[pallid geode]

they are not open why can you not say it here

[teal ice]

We shouldn’t harass them (despite how wrong they may be)

[sweet horizon]

realize how evil he would be if everyone just ignored him

[sweet horizon]

yea, no one deserves that

[flat laurel]

they'd probably get banned anyways

[reef relic]

😦

[pallid geode]

i just realised they skip a lot of numbers wheres voice chats 3 through to 18

and why does the count stop at 18 and they just add a plus anyway,

[cobalt zenith]

i dont really care if people argue in chat i care if they imply the devs are dishonest

[teal ice]

I ated it all sorry

[flat laurel]

anyways. I shall not linger on the subject since ruminating isn't gonna do much. what other gambling games do you think dealer could add a shotgun to

[reef relic]

Everyone is dishonest

[fast tusk]

Monopoly

[reef relic]

Lazy developers smh, what else is new

[sweet horizon]

will he get unbanned at some point?

[teal ice]

Anyways WOOOO GAMBLING

[cobalt zenith]

no

[sweet horizon]

fair enough

but idk, he might have a chance

[flat laurel]

guno (gun uno)

[reef relic]

Buy ten copies and submit an appeal

[fast tusk]

Bro fucked up from the start wdym chance

[pallid geode]

no but like they either have a chance or not so like it's 50/50

we gotta see the code!!!!

[sweet horizon]

imagine he'll return with alt account and just get recognized from the start

[teal ice]

Solve the ARG and we’ll give a repeal

[fast tusk]

LMFAOOO

[pallid geode]

and the code is just

if (thatGuyWantsToComeBack):
  var response = "no"
  return response

[sweet horizon]

lmao

[flat laurel]

I feel like that meme of the guy with pizza walking in on the fire. except it's me looking up from writing a fic and seeing the worst statistics discussion I've seen

[teal ice]

Dealer x player fan fiction

[sweet horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-speedruner-gif-20263880

[sweet horizon]

that guy on the way to make new account

[flat laurel]

..... it might seem crazy what I'm bout to say..... (technically no. but also yes)

[teal ice]

Wait no I was joking please don’t

[fast tusk]

Upvoted

[pallid geode]

it's not a fiction to me,,,

[fast tusk]

Dating sim

[flat laurel]

it's less """romance""" and more just. gameplay. but with added stuff and also tension. as is required by law for all reader fics

[sweet horizon]

how does player look btw

[teal ice]

Toxic yaoi (except the toxicity is them shooting eachother with a shotgun)

[fast tusk]

Maybe like the smoker?

[flat laurel]

TOXIC YAOIIIIIIIII 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

sorry got possessed

[fast tusk]

Upvoted part 2

[pallid geode]

we talk and i think he likes me now,,,

[warm turret]

Player walks in. Heart beating out of their chest. They know the cutie waiting behind the door... and it's their first date... what if they screw it up?
Player breathes in and walks through the door.
Dealer immediately shots the Player and kills them to death.

[sweet horizon]

look how happy he is

[fast tusk]

Did you give him snickers

[pallid geode]

"kills them to death" ah yes like the times when i kill people not to death

[teal ice]

Wait can we see the player or is it just nothing

[pallid geode]

look at how happy we are,,,

[pallid geode]

nah

[flat laurel]

incorrect the dealer cannot shoot you until you sign the waiver. twitter horde kill this guy/silly

[teal ice]

We need to know for the fics

[warm turret]

the player is just a sentient leg

[pallid geode]

but you can see the face of the Man On The Walkway

[warm turret]

AUGHHHHHH I'M BEING CANCELED
I GOTTA GO ON BEN SHAPIRO'S PODCAST QUICK

[pallid geode]

i will not send screenshots you decompile it yourself if you wanna find out

[teal ice]

The dealer genuinely just does not care in this timeline, it’s on sight.

[sweet horizon]

everyone is happy
remove medicine
peak entertainment
guy is banned
everyone is happy again

[pallid geode]

i was talking about

me and the dealer

[sweet horizon]

umm, anyways

[teal ice]

The medicine getting tortured in hell for all of eternity (getting removed wasn’t enough of a punishment)

[fast tusk]

10/10 romance
Needs more smut /j

[flat laurel]

sorry the dealer x player toxic yaoi does not comply to tiktok puritanical sanded down corporate acceptable standards. to the pits with ye

[warm turret]

Dealer gives Player's corpse a tiny little kiss.
"I'm sowwy... I thought it was God..."

[fast tusk]

What a masterpiece

[teal ice]

God is the tax collector. That’s why he was so scared and shot on sight

[pallid geode]

did the dealer not pay his tithe

the scamp

i knew something was up with him

[warm turret]

imagine not giving 10% of your income to The Catholic Church

smh

[teal ice]

The dealer is wanted in 27 states for tax fraud

[sweet horizon]

living in non catholic country

[flat laurel]

we're giving 10% of the income to the nightclub how do you think it's still up and running with the cash prizes

[warm turret]

everyone's blood has been replaced with mdma. they can dance forever

[sweet horizon]

btw, why is player bringing dealer's gun with money

[teal ice]

Speaking of dealer romance, how does he reproduce? He has no lower half

[warm turret]

even to the exact same 3 songs over and over

[sweet horizon]

did he steal it

[warm turret]

like an amoeba

[fast tusk]

Free merch
To memorize their romantic date

[warm turret]

free gun, no background check

[teal ice]

What does he do when he eats and drinks? Where does it go? The beer and pills have to go somewhere

[warm turret]

player committed the jfk assassination

player ate all the gold in fort knox

[teal ice]

With a shotgun

[sweet horizon]

he throws it away i think

[warm turret]

player stole an old lady's dentures and put them in their mouth

[flat laurel]

go into the darkness that's behind it and find out

[sweet horizon]

so it can't be seen

[fast tusk]

Show the code

[teal ice]

Nah he drinks the beer and eats the pills, he throws it away when it’s empty

I highly doubt he’s chucking full cans of beer like that otherwise, especially with no spills.

[pallid geode]

maybe you're just weak

[warm turret]

class OldLady:
    has_dentures = True
    def __init__(self):
        print("Hello sonny!")

class Player:
    has_dentures = False
    def steal_dentures(self, old_lady):
        old_lady.has_dentures = False
        self.has_dentures = True

denture_lady = OldLady()
you = Player()

you.steal_dentures(denture_lady)

wait python doesn't use braces

i am a FOOL

[fast tusk]

NO FUCKING WAY

[pallid geode]

no no

[fast tusk]

HAHHAHA

[pallid geode]

bython

[warm turret]

bython

[pallid geode]

you use bython

that is a thing

python with braces

[warm turret]

wait really

wow

[fast tusk]

Bython 😭

[teal ice]

bithon

[pallid geode]

https://pypi.org/project/Bython/

[fast tusk]

NO WAY

[pallid geode]

but also

no type hinting?

wtf

[warm turret]

dynamic typing forever!!! live fast die painfully!

[pallid geode]

its still dynamic you're just being polite

[warm turret]

true

live mean die painfully!

[fast tusk]

You can't see me typing?

[pallid geode]

no you havent imported the module yet

[fast tusk]

😭

[pallid geode]

damnit i dont know if this works on windows or maybe im just stupid

but i think it is compilable bython code so

someone run linux in here please check

[sweet horizon]

i know many buckshot repos, what are you guys using?

[grave kite]

hey, where do we talk about the ARG?

[bronze olive]

wtf is happening in here

[flat laurel]

4.5k words later I am DONE

this thing took me a week bc work absolutely destroyed me but the autism is stronger. now I gotta upload the damn thing

[warm turret]

incredible

the powers of autism know no bounds

fun fact: the longest (or at least one of the longest) work of literature in the english language is a loud house fanfiction written by an autistic man. it has nearly 3000 chapters iirc

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12715870/1/The-Loud-House-Revamped

it has so many words the website lost count

[fast tusk]

Did bro actually make a fanfic

[flat laurel]

you know it brother

[flat laurel]

I can only dream of autism levels that powerful

[bronze olive]

Honestly probably wrote more in my day just doing RPs in the past 20 years...

[flat laurel]

RP truly brings out some insane writing

[bronze olive]

Y .yeah..

I was rping dealer stuff today even !

[flat laurel]

whether it's a soliloquy that makes people weep or hit people with hammers

had a character get an arcade mallet and go absolutely bonkers on some security cams lmao

[bronze olive]

Where does hot under the collar fit in those categories

[flat laurel]

depends. is it an epic moment or a gamer moment

[fast tusk]

W

[flat laurel]

rn I am fighting for my life with ao3 formatting

[bronze olive]

The Freak moment kind..

Ao3 formatting pisss me off so bad

[flat laurel]

google docs to ao3 rich text text box is a hell in and of itself

[bronze olive]

Right..

Like wth

[flat laurel]

then it fits into the yaouri (yaoi and yuri) category

[bronze olive]

Yay!!

[flat laurel]

posted now I never write again until the next blue moon

nevermind I forgot to add a summary I'm a fool

[bronze olive]

NOO

[flat laurel]

CRISIS AVERTED we are so back

[bronze olive]

I'm going to bed but what is the fanfic about

[flat laurel]

it's basically the third round of the game, except with added characterization and stuff at the end

ngl I think a solid half or 2/3s is just me narrating gameplay and the thought process of choosing what to do

[bronze olive]

That's cute

[flat laurel]

but hey near the end dealer calls the player a "clever thing" so I mean it's kinda worth it

[bronze olive]

..😳

huh. .

[flat laurel]

end of third round/winning is like. WILDLY ooc but it's more of an alternate way to go of things if the player could like. do more

and the player is. sorta Quincy (the sort of y/n vessel for buckshot I have) so you do end up losing your shirt. not in a sexy way unfortunately

[bronze olive]

Lmfaoo

[high cedar]

......wat

[wild flint]

how

[high cedar]

idk

Had the same reaction too

[marble epoch]

Grambling your life for 10 dollars

Worth it

[high cedar]

yaaaaaaay. now i can buy 2 king sized Hershey bars :P

[sullen inlet]

you can get the why and going out with style achievement at the same time

[cobalt epoch]

for some reason you dont actually need to kill yourself in gameto get the "going out with style acheivement"
they should fix that

[stuck cradle]

I tried it

but did not work

so I had to kill myself with last 2 lives for it to work

also anyone got idea how to get this achievemnt

This is making me go insane

[cobalt epoch]

yeah i used all my items and it didnt work 😡

do yo have to use all the 9 items in the game??

[stuck cradle]

Istg I'mma go insane fr

[stuck cradle]

yeah

I keep getting 8 on table

[cobalt epoch]

double or nothing

[stuck cradle]

actually i love this emoji lmao

[kindred meteor]

You either die sane or live long enough to go to psych ward

[lofty wharf]

adrenaline lets you use one of the dealers items so yea

[cobalt epoch]

it's hard to get 8 items in the first place
let alone 8 ones that are all differen

[boreal parrot]

Can you do it by taking more than 1 item with adrenaline?

[lofty wharf]

yes

[boreal parrot]

Good to know

[slim olive]

But you can only use each items exactly once

So obviously you can't use more than 2 adrenalines

[boreal parrot]

Are you sure? The achievement only says "Use all items in a single turn" not "Use all items once in a single turn",

[fast tusk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1197496309083541555/attachment.gif

[wispy viper]

Probably my fav thing to see when playing

[lone pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158734216893317120/1228398145990299748/balls.gif

[unborn crystal]

Use of saw prohibits use of pills

Dealer would sit at 2/4hp and try to kill me

THen pill later anyways next shell

[lone quiver]

Welp, I bought the game and try opening it.. It ain't running

Can someone help? I wanna play

This issue isn't happening on other games

[unborn crystal]

I would suggest opening a ticket in #1225812824450797689

[lone pond]

[cosmic heron]

Worth it lmao

[night marsh]

That medical bill must be very high

[uncut ruin]

You won 100k but the IRS took most of it

[manic wyvern]

That 70K you get in normal mode isn’t lasting long

You come back to him a month later because the bills and groceries took all your money

[cosmic heron]

You seriously can’t even pay off American student debt with this money

[manic wyvern]

Wasting all the money at Spencer’s or something

[lone quiver]

Well, I don't have Vulkan

but is there really no way to play without the need?

[night marsh]

There is a guide in community posts on steam in discussions

[orchid quiver]

i will stream buckshot roulette now

[winter geode]

Am I just sol if I bought the itch.io and dont have enough for the steam version?

[sweet horizon]

buckshot roulette is 60th most selling game

[cosmic heron]

https://youtu.be/7EZCJepTKRU?si=sT8w_qWwv5Dql1hG the intro/outro in this is nice ngl

[lone quiver]

Type this where in properties? At launch options?

YAY

Thanks. Now time to die

[slim olive]

I found this on reddit and umm...10 dollars

[reef relic]

Only happens if you're really bad

[jolly whale]

will there be multiplayer?

[jolly whale]

oh

alright thanks

[reef relic]

So basically Kono DIO just said Da

[bronze olive]

Deserved

[reef relic]

Interesting that its pretty high up globally but not on the top 100 in the us

[wispy viper]

That's bc people are afraid of guns here

I'm jk but I thought it'd be #1 in US

[reef relic]

Probably an over saturation of gun games in the us

[wispy viper]

True..

[vapid solstice]

there's a timer system in double or nothing

if it reaches 0 thats the score you get

so

dont take long lmao

[slim olive]

so the visible money must be fake then

🤣

[marble epoch]

how long is the timer

[vapid solstice]

no idea

[reef relic]

End is like 20 minutes

Closer to 17/18 I think

[marble epoch]

and the more time you take the less money you get

[reef relic]

Yes

[marble epoch]

damn

[reef relic]

Cigs and beers effect it too but I don't remember if thats normal mode only

[muted sable]

[wispy viper]

I wanted to test the beer n cigs theory out so I didn't use any for 3 rounds and it gave me a little under $50,000

[limber ginkgo]

[pulsar storm]

with the new items, i feel they must take a fee to use

[tame creek]

[reef relic]

https://tenor.com/view/سؤال-سؤال-وجواب-تريندينغ-gif-12622060486477759187

[marble epoch]

fee?

ain't your life enough you now what to pay

[pulsar storm]

the beer and cigarettes took away from your max earnings in a round.
do the other new items do the same, and if so, how much?

[tawdry otter]

Nope

If you already own the game on itch.io, then you will receive all future updates that don't rely on Steam tools for free, including v1.2 on April 18th.

[cobalt epoch]

Is it possible to win the main campaign without using items

Has someone done it before

[tawdry otter]

@marble epoch The new items don't deduct money when used. Double or Nothing is scored based on time taken from signing the waiver to the end of RIII
#│modding-chat message

[tawdry otter]

I think so, there are successful speedrun entries in the specific No Items category

[cobalt epoch]

This games music is underrated

[tawdry otter]

Things that subtract money in Normal Mode

• drinking beer
• using smokes
• kicking down 3 or more doors total (running out of charges at the table)

[cobalt epoch]

I love the menu music

It's so interesting to listen to

[winter geode]

are you feeling lucky my good sir?

[bronze olive]

Really Blank Shell? You love the menu music that is titled Blank Shell?

[cobalt epoch]

maybe

[bronze olive]

I NEVER would have guessed 😂

[cobalt epoch]

i just changed my sever name like 5 mins ago lol

[tawdry otter]

Did you buy it on Steam or Itch.io?
Try these fixes (easy way for steam, hard way elsewhere) first
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2835570/discussions/0/4356743780114981670/

[winter geode]

if so maybe today can be your lucky day to try to beat it without items and not die

[cobalt epoch]

no

[cobalt epoch]

i want to get 100% achievements first)

[winter geode]

welp

[cobalt epoch]

i lost to an 86% chance of winning twice in a row

so im not feeling lucky

[winter geode]

unlucky

[cobalt epoch]

i think it was when the dealer had one hp left, there were 3 lives and 4 blanks, and i used the inverter to maximise my chances of shooting a live

i handcuffed the dealer and the first two shots were originally live (so the inverters turned them blank) 😭

that has a 14% chance of happening

[lofty wharf]

get 1 billion without any items

[winter geode]

well the shotgun does secretly work for the dealer so its understandable

[cobalt epoch]

deadass impossible without cheating

[lofty wharf]

yea

[cobalt epoch]

it's not even possible to get to a million without items (i think)
unless someone's willing to spend 100 hours grinding and getting extremely lucky

if you play enough games of buckshot roulette like let's say every day for 5 years then there's probably one game which lets you get one billion without items

but until then

im not trying that thank you very much

[winter geode]

or try to get to 1 billion with a double or nothing of 10$ without using items

[lofty wharf]

probably even rarer than that. becuase dealer gonna use items

[winter geode]

trust me it will be fast and definitely not painful

[cobalt epoch]

that's 81 rounds in a row 💀

18 was too much to handle but 81!!!?!?!??

[winter geode]

81 is ez come on

[cobalt epoch]

bro is the 1% of gamblers who dont quit

[winter geode]

if you lucky enough the dealer might even slide you 1 bil

[unborn crystal]

10$ takes only 81 rounds to get to 1B?

Damn

I expected it to be WAY more

[winter geode]

see you get me💀

[hallow willow]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-dealer-pill-koni-death-gif-10914980215256855192

[unborn crystal]

1B or bust

I am not getting that 1000k achievo otherwise

[cobalt epoch]

exponential models be like

[lofty wharf]

it would take 84 rounds actually
81 after you already have the 10$, maybe you meant that

[winter geode]

damn

i still wish it took more rounds than that

[cobalt epoch]

yeah i meant 81 after you get the $10

the extra 3 rounds aren't coutned for in the exponential model

[winter geode]

spend it

[cobalt epoch]

nice

[visual niche]

oh yeah

how heavy is the dealers head

it must be heavy because the screen shakes

when he hits the ground

[bronze olive]

Gotta be like 300 lbs

[opal thorn]

$10 no items should be easy.. Prize pool drops with time. Just play good/lucky and wait lol

[winter geode]

yeah just don’t have any skill issue and have luck on your side ez

[opal thorn]

What you can't just intrinsically know the shell order for no reason? Skill issue, git gud

[manic wyvern]

Have you tried not dying

[cunning ether]

i bought the game on itch before it got released on steam, is there anything i can do about getting it for free on steam or do i have to pay twice

[winter geode]

real

[wispy viper]

I got it on Itchio then bought it on Steam. There isn't a Steam key.

[winter geode]

sorry man you need to make another investment😔

[wispy viper]

I've seen a lot of negativity about it but I really think it's worth it.

[winter geode]

luckily the game only costs a mcdonalds meal though

[wispy viper]

A McDonalds meal here is more than what the game cost... 😭

[cobalt epoch]

84 rounds without dying 💀

[winter geode]

damn

i aint located there tho

im located here

[wispy viper]

I don't eat there anymore but it's unreal.. ahh ok.

I'll go touch grass now cuz I read your about me. 🤣

[winter geode]

bruh read my bios💀

[wispy viper]

Yeah, I read everyone's... Some funny MF's on here.

[cunning ether]

bro a mcdonalds meal is worth over 3 copies of buckshot roulette

[wispy viper]

No lie! I'd buy the game 20 times instead of eating there. I've actually bought the game 3 times already.

[night marsh]

shaking your hand

[winter geode]

hmm

i wonder if you were to trade in 3 copies of buckshot you would get a mcD meal🤔

[wispy viper]

Ehh... Maybe just a small or medium fry 🤣

[winter geode]

bro’s gonna be like “ i can’t pay you in money, but I can pay you in 3 copies of one game”💀

[night marsh]

4 nuggets is what you'll get

cold

[wispy viper]

🥶 it'd be a joke.

[winter geode]

worth it

[hushed sun]

when the multiplayer come?

[winter geode]

soon

there’s no initial date

[wispy viper]

I really can't wait for that! I bet it'll be twice as fun.

[winter geode]

thrice as fun if they add voice chat

[wispy viper]

YES!!! I'd buy a headset just for this game.

[winter geode]

maybe even a battle pass

[pulsar storm]

or adding actual cost to item usage

"you want a beer? that will be 5 USD plz "

[winter geode]

Roblox be like

[tawny lance]

Bobux

[winter geode]

Want a flashlight to help you see in a game where it is mostly dark? 50 Robux

like bro

[tawny lance]

It was bad before

But now all the Tycoon games are ruined .w.

[winter geode]

true

[wispy viper]

What can I get at McD's for 4 copies??

[winter geode]

the other half of a fry💀

[wispy viper]

🤣 how about 5? I'd wager, for real now, probably a small fry and a side. Like apple slices.

[winter geode]

then a fry and a quarter of an apple slice skin

[wispy viper]

Thank you! I added too much there, full apples would be too generous.

[pulsar storm]

Buck-Bucks

Shot-bucks?

Bucks-Shot?

Dealer Dollars?

[winter geode]

hmm

so many in game currencies to choose from

[wispy viper]

That would be a really cool merch idea. Shot-Bucks.

[manic wyvern]

Buckshot bills

[wispy viper]

YES

[winter geode]

or just buckshots

[umbral spear]

my item tier list

[sour tulip]

I'd actually rate the medicine as C

Not for your use, mind

[wispy viper]

Why rate the cuffs A? Just curious, I always go for cuffs. I suck at the game.

[sour tulip]

But it's pretty dang easy to get the Dealer to waste his adrenaline on it, which is not a negligable use case

[heady dagger]

hey there!

is there anywhere where people discuss the arg?

[umbral spear]

always using them when 1/1 load

[sour tulip]

I'd wait for handcuffs there tbh

Unless it's so important I get a shot off on the dealer or not let the Dealer get the gun ever

[winter geode]

beer might be a B for me ngl

[sour tulip]

Yeah I'd move Beer to B as well

[pulsar storm]

Beer is A tier because i love the sippy sip

[sour tulip]

None of the items are D imo

[sharp gate]

tbh burneau phone should be at c tier

[wispy viper]

Okay I see. I almost never use the pills.

[sharp gate]

too much relying on luck

[pulsar storm]

6 out of 6 times that ive used the pills i lost health

[umbral spear]

can be useful

[pulsar storm]

thats the name of the game sonny!

[sour tulip]

Burner Phone is more useful than you think

Mind, it's usually a discount magnifying glass

[wispy viper]

I'd use it with a full chamber and say "WOW SO HELPFUL" then it turns out to be really helpful 😅

[winter geode]

cuz i can get drunk

[sour tulip]

But if you happen to get a shell late into the gun, that can give you an effective knowledge for the rest of the gun that there's 1 less blank/live before that point

Making you make more informed decisions for the whole round than just the one shot

[winter geode]

pills could’ve been S if it was still a 40/60💀

[sour tulip]

Honestly the 50/50 change is a nerf to my "Hey Dealer, you like this pills right, have them" strat lol

[umbral spear]

idk my luck is just shit

[wispy viper]

What's silly is in my games he always takes them and almost always falls over.

[umbral spear]

but i NEVER got a heal from pills

pills for me is just the cool way to commit suicide

[tawny lance]

Glad someone else does that trick

[wispy viper]

FR

[night marsh]

I used them as bait too lmao

[tawny lance]

Honestly, all the items in the game are very good

They are only bad when you got a skill issue

[umbral spear]

its the game based on luck

not on skill

[wispy viper]

Changing the bullet up always feels real nice

[night marsh]

both actually, oddly enough

[tawny lance]

It's not all luck

You need a lot of strategy

It's both

[winter geode]

its actually a bit of both

[night marsh]

you need luck AND skill to be able to make the magic happen with what you get

[tawny lance]

Exactly what I mean

[winter geode]

its on how you use the items

[winter geode]

thats where the skill comes to play

[tawny lance]

Thing is, even if you get the best selection of items, you will still be bale to lose due to the lack fo skills

[sour tulip]

There's a lot of probability skill in this game

[umbral spear]

hmm

[tawny lance]

Being good at the game means having a strategy that adapts to all items the game gives you

[winter geode]

or luck

since its both

[tawny lance]

That too

[winter geode]

unless you have magnifying glasses

then you can just cheese your way through

[tawny lance]

Hahaha, yeah

Magnifying glass is very good

[umbral spear]

ok gotcha

[tawny lance]

I have seen people who avoid using items because they dislike but that only increases the chances of them dying

Tbh, I still feel the current dealer isn't smart enough

[visual niche]

He had definetly inproved

definitley*

[tawny lance]

He has, tho

I do notice the game is more fun now

[wispy viper]

Current dealer will rack the chamber twice, use his magnifying glass, burner phone, smoke a cigarette, take a pill then shoot himself sometimes..

[umbral spear]

so can i say that br is like a game of chess

[winter geode]

only by one atom apparently💀

[tawny lance]

Be nice, he's trying

[visual niche]

He made the game

maybe he's tired of winning

is that lore?

[tawny lance]

I'm joking x3

That reminds me, tho

[manic wyvern]

The lore is he need to go to bed ❤️ old man

[tawny lance]

I saw a video of the dealer using a Magnifying Glass and then shooting himself with the live round he just checked, lol

[wispy viper]

I won't lie, I suck at the game sometimes so it's refreshing to see but I'd like to see the AI improve. I'd never win though 💀

[tawny lance]

I'll put him to sleep myself

[sour tulip]

That's impossible

Even with the old AI

[manic wyvern]

Let ppl have fun ❤️ lying is ok if you’re funny about it

[tawny lance]

I ctually saw it, it was in a Vinny livestream (Or however the guy is called)

I think the AI just gets bugged sometimes

Well, it's an AI after all

[sour tulip]

Though the Dealer can shoot himself with a live stupidly if he uses a magnifying glass, sees a blank, drinks a beer for some reason, and is 100% guaranteed to shoot himself (unless it's the new AI and they know it's all live)

[tawny lance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tQDA-vOOGE&ab_channel=Vargskelethor%3ATwitchClips

[wispy viper]

I feel the same because there are also smart plays. I've lost so many first rounds..

[tawny lance]

Here is

[manic wyvern]

Playing this game with ADHD like. Spacing out and forgetting the number of shells

[winter geode]

sometimes if you know you gonna die, his brain fries and he then shoots himself

[tawny lance]

Actually, he shoots after drinking beer, my bad

[wispy viper]

Me almost every round

[tawny lance]

Though

Still really funny, haha

[unborn crystal]

Why are cigs 5 tiers too high?

[visual niche]

There should be a feature if you name yourself, "chatty" the dealer will comment on every action you and he does like. Before he shoots you "Brace". Or after shooting himself "We all make mistakes" etc

[tawny lance]

Though, that too

[sour tulip]

For sure

[manic wyvern]

Can’t talk about adhd without thinking of that clone high clip

[sour tulip]

That bug is really funny but also is something you can use as part of your strategy ironically

[winter geode]

ADHD? play ultrakill

[umbral spear]

cuz you can heal with it

[sour tulip]

Even if the Dealer knows the round is blank, he will drink beers, and if he uses a magnifying glass before hand and sees a blank, he will be queued to shoot himself with the gun

Combined it makes the Dealer look very stupid and have a high chance of shooting himself

[tawny lance]

Hm

[unborn crystal]

You mean dealer can heal with it

[tawny lance]

I wonder how the player models will look like for the competitive mode

[manic wyvern]

Dealer after taking a bad pill and shooting himself: “I need a minute to think about this”

[winter geode]

basically his brain dies

[umbral spear]

yeah

[winter geode]

im a buckshot gambling addict

[sour tulip]

If you want to call it that sure

[visual niche]

yessss we need thissss

[winter geode]

guys do you think the dealer brushes his teeth

[visual niche]

Yes

[tawny lance]

I mean, they seem pretty healthy

They stay in the mouth even after getting shot

[umbral spear]

amo if br would came out in 90's all games would have forbidden in all countries

[tawny lance]

And are all white despite so much beer and smoke

[tawny lance]

Religious people would have had fun with BR back in the day

[visual niche]

I mean he is a floating head with hands so I suppose he can make his teeth amazing

[tawny lance]

I wonder if he makes himself ugly on purpose

[winter geode]

irl too

[tawny lance]

That's what I mean

The satanic scare

[winter geode]

oh👀

[tawny lance]

Specially considering the reference to god being dead

[night marsh]

He's cute wym ugly 😭

[visual niche]

I may be very strange

but he doesn't look ugly

[sacred onyx]

Lol this game would've been like banned

[winter geode]

he looks cute when he gets shot💀

[tawny lance]

I am the one that makes him look ugly

[umbral spear]

thats what im saying

[tawny lance]

Also

Seems like BR may be connected to the general lore of the dev's games

[manic wyvern]

Do you think the Dealer just lives in that room

[tawny lance]

The game seems to take place in the same corrupt underground bunker

As all the other games

[night marsh]

yes

[tawny lance]

Which would explain why such a situation is possible

[winter geode]

oh god not the lore

this reminds me of last time

[tawny lance]

Probably, I mean you can see all the stuff in that room

[manic wyvern]

He sleeps on the floor and eats roaches and mice

[tawny lance]

And there's theories talking that the Dealer sort of lives kinda 'hiddenly' in that place

Sort of having a mutually benefitial reletionship with the club owner

[tawny lance]

What happened?

[umbral spear]

do you think the club is the part of the bunker?

[tawny lance]

He probably eats the souls of those who die or their bodies

[manic wyvern]

The Dealer is actually a pest. They’ve been trying to get him out but nothing works.

They made a salt circle and he ate it. The sprinkled vinegar into the floor and he didn’t notice.

He gets high off the rat poison.

[night marsh]

shaking your hand, to me he eats the bodies

[umbral spear]

dealer is the goofy goober

[winter geode]

this happened last time

[tawny lance]

I have seen a guy talk about it, it's very possible
Only such a corrupt place like that would have a method of entertainment based on legally seeing people play Russian roulette with a shotgun

There's a theory of the Dealer having sneaked into the bunker and basically using the rules of the bunker to benefit

[visual niche]

Yeah does the dealer own that place or he just

set it up

hidden

[winter geode]

pretty good theory tho ngl

[tawny lance]

The only reason why the Dealer is fair si because he can't die but also because it's all part of the show

[tawny lance]

That place is part of the club

[manic wyvern]

They tried bear traps but he doesn’t have feet

[tawny lance]

Although, I wouldn't really say it's that hidden since it seems to all eb legal andbroadcasted

[manic wyvern]

They poison the beer and he thinks it tastes better

[visual niche]

Yeah but I mean that room once just was a .... room

[sacred onyx]

The bunker?

[umbral spear]

i had an idea if BR was an actual thing

irl

[tawny lance]

Hmm, I didn't think about it

[tawny lance]

Huh

[winter geode]

I thought the dealer is a robot due to the red eyes when you beat him

[tawny lance]

The place all of the dev's games happen in

The place keeping humanity safe from the pests of the outside

[winter geode]

but then someone said it was the defibrillators failing to respond

[proud oar]

It's not hard to think of a bastardized version of Russian roulette involving scattershot weapons

[tawny lance]

Also, in other games we have seen the 'entertainment' the bunker people have

[proud oar]

Some sadist out there probably did it

[tawny lance]

Like that game where you bomb cities

[lofty wharf]

had another good run today, died when i literally only pulled inverters 😭

[sacred onyx]

Uhhh, is that like a confirmed thing?

Or a theory?

[night marsh]

Holy fuck!

[tawny lance]

Theory but all the dev's games are connected in a way or another

They are connected through hints and stuff

Things like the same logos of corporations

Similar places

Stuff like that

[sacred onyx]

I've always imagined that each of the games are in their own contained thing

[tawny lance]

Although, it's all a theory of course

[proud oar]

Koni makes: computers, medicine, flip phones

[tawny lance]

Actually, there's a few games where you see the same bunker and same logos, as I said

[proud oar]

Wouldn't be impossible to think of Koni as the bunker's premier corporation

[sacred onyx]

And that BR was in an anarchy city with borderline no rules

[tawny lance]

Why you sign a waiver then?

[sacred onyx]

"This doesn't count as murder"

Probably one of few rules put in place lol

[tawny lance]

Also, four games are I think officially connected?
The one were you test stuff, the one were you try to make a hole in the carcass, the one you end up trapped in a loop and the one you are mining for stuff

[sacred onyx]

That is interesting tho

[proud oar]

"I consent to dying as a result of this activity, whether done by my own hands or by that of the other involved parties"

[tawny lance]

I don't remember exactly how but I do remember you see stuff that appears in all those games

Specially since well, it's the same place

[sacred onyx]

It could also be that Mike didn't want to change the name of the corporations LOL

[proud oar]

I still fantasize for an April Fools' skit where you use the phone and you accidentally call a player from Concrete Tremors to blow the entire nightclub up

[sacred onyx]

Either or

I consistently use the same last name for my characters because I don't want to bother changing them out

[tawny lance]

Yeah, it's still fun to theorize about, nonetheless

[sacred onyx]

Mhm :>

[winter geode]

or just eat the shotgun

[proud oar]

if only it was made of iron.

[visual niche]

Is the dealer human or not

[proud oar]

too bad lead is what you're eating

[visual niche]

i mean

he can't die

[tawny lance]

Not everyone is CaseOh

[winter geode]

nahhhhhh

[proud oar]

from what i've heard, the dealer is an AI

[cobalt epoch]

wdym human

[winter geode]

i mean red eyes

[tawny lance]

It's theorized he's an entity that sneaked into the bunker

[winter geode]

makes sense

floating head

[visual niche]

with hands

[night marsh]

Machines are alive though in this universe so he sure is something hgjksfd

[sacred onyx]

Probably not lol

[bronze olive]

You ever seen a human that looked like that

[cobalt epoch]

the dealer could just be the phyiscal embodiment of addiction, gambling, luck etc.
it always plays fairly which is interesting

[winter geode]

he can’t even use the adrenaline on himself😔

[tawny lance]

Though, doesn't means that's his real form

If you think about it, that forms feels like he created it to look more friendly to humans, you can tell that by his initial smile

[visual niche]

yes:

[naive dome]

Robot is my guess

[bronze olive]

I've seen the robot theory more than once

[naive dome]

It would explain how he comes back from being literally exploded

[sacred onyx]

Ngl some of this sounds like fanfic

Lol

[visual niche]

Why does he want to play buckshot though

[tawny lance]

It's actually possible in that universe

[visual niche]

like why

[tawny lance]

Remember that after escaping in one of the games there's a massive spider outside, for example

[winter geode]

a scp who lives to just play Buckshot

[tawny lance]

So those kinds of entities aren't strange in that world

[naive dome]

The word “entity” used to be a really cool horror concept and now its mostly clickbait brainrot

[tawny lance]

Hahahah

[sacred onyx]

I mean yea but like, out of me playing the games I just don't see the evidence, aside from some corporations popping up repeatedly

[tawny lance]

So true

Well, it's usually stuff that's there if you think too much about it

[visual niche]

alos how much money does this head have

[naive dome]

I don’t think the dealer is human or animal

[sacred onyx]

Lmfao are you talking about the one where you're operating a crane

Or whatever

[winter geode]

shoot it and find out

[naive dome]

Since he comes back from being exploded and he can talk

[tawny lance]

Although, there's no like 100% guarantee that it's all confirmed because it's a theory

But it all does seem to take place in the same bunker

Considering corruption seems to be something common in all the games

[naive dome]

Bunker???

[tawny lance]

And extreme forms of entertainment

[naive dome]

It’s a nightclub

[sacred onyx]

Lol it just sounds like there's a few scraps of info and people have built entire stories on top of it

[winter geode]

i thought it was a nightclub

[tawny lance]

It's a nightclub inside of a bunker, it seems

[manic wyvern]

Listen. You can’t hate the Dealer for winning. God forbid women do anything

[sacred onyx]

I'm the description it is, which is why I don't think it makes sense it'd be in any bunker unless it's a huge one or smth

[tawny lance]

Well, that's how this stuff tends to go

It's usually just giving people some hints so they theorize stuff

[winter geode]

it must be a huge ass bunker for a nightclub

[tawny lance]

It is, you can see it in one of the games

[naive dome]

I dont think people would be in the mood for partying in a bunker

[tawny lance]

The world seems to be in a sort of post-apocalypse

[sacred onyx]

Oh god not the drill game LOL

[tawny lance]

That one!

[sacred onyx]

That isn't big enough to hold the nightclub, it isn't tall enough

[tawny lance]

It can go under ground, y'know

[sacred onyx]

The nightclub is like a skyscraper

It's huuuge

[winter geode]

and their only way of having fun is playing games such as buckshot roulette

[sacred onyx]

I mean yea but it's also just weird to me that like

[winter geode]

maybe

[sacred onyx]

The residents aren't allowed to participate in the fun in that bunker?

[tawny lance]

Which only gets allowed by corruption and stuff

[tawny lance]

I mean... What isn't weird about this dev's games?

[sacred onyx]

I'd still imagine that if this is all in the same universe, it's separated incidents that loosely affect eachother

[tawny lance]

Well, considering the waiver you sign, it seems anyone can participate

[tawny lance]

It does seem to be that way

[sacred onyx]

Not that

In the drilling game

People are like forbidden from even thinking of the outside afaik

[winter geode]

aint it the publisher?

[tawny lance]

Ahhh, yes

[tawny lance]

Oh?

[winter geode]

the dev is mike klubnika

the publisher is critical reflex

[naive dome]

It doesnt look like an underground bunker

[winter geode]

so they published those games

just not made by the same dev

[tawny lance]

Well, that sort of would make my theory more correct, then

[winter geode]

maybe

[tawny lance]

Because if they are made by different devs but keep the same style and repeating some stuff, then that increases the chances of the publisher sort of wanting to create a narrative of that universe

[winter geode]

ye i don’t really know the lore of it all

[tawny lance]

Well I mean, a club isn't gonna look like that

[winter geode]

all i know is buckshot and teleforum?

[night marsh]

An illegal one iin an abandonned place it might look like that

[winter geode]

the game where you end up in a loop

[tawny lance]

Yes

[dark panther]

Hey, i have a question. If i have bought BR on Itch.io (few month ago), can i have a free copy on steam ??

[winter geode]

nope

[tawny lance]

I don't think so?

[winter geode]

you have to buy it again

[tawny lance]

But well, anyways
Everything I'm saying about the lore is a theory at the end of the day

[winter geode]

or wait til 18th of april

of course

[dark panther]

okay, thanks 😅

[winter geode]

it is only when the truth comes out by the dev or publisher

[winter geode]

[tawny lance]

It hardly ever does, tbh

[winter geode]

true

[tawny lance]

Unless they make a game that's even more open about the lore

ALTHOUGH

We still have to see things of BR

[night marsh]

I mean some of us are researching the lore

[sacred onyx]

Imo it more just seems like consistent themes

[night marsh]

there is an ARG going on

[tawny lance]

Exactly

Haven't seen much about it

What do we got so far?

[sacred onyx]

Rather than a narrative

[night marsh]

weeee are stuck currently unfortunately XD

[tawny lance]

Could be either

[sacred onyx]

At least not yet to me

[tawny lance]

Although, it's also more fun to think it's a narrative

[winter geode]

maybe buckshot roulette multiplayer is going to be all the other people that live underground who want to play the game as well

[spark plume]

im so excited for multiplayer

[winter geode]

who knows even multiplayer could have lore

[spark plume]

i wonder how it will be decided who goes first

[tawny lance]

Could be, ngl

[spark plume]

coin flip maybe

[night marsh]

most likely

[tawny lance]

Probably like in the Roblox game

[winter geode]

rock paper scissors

[spark plume]

omg

[winter geode]

who knows

[spark plume]

thatd be amazing

[tawny lance]

Maybe the dealer will be a referee

[winter geode]

or smoking with the smoker

[tawny lance]

I mean, that probably would go along with the ARG thing

[sacred onyx]

Oh is that a guaranteed thing?

[tawny lance]

Imagine you are at a club and see the organizer of the party smoking with a giant head

[tawny lance]

It was in the trailer

[night marsh]

multiplayer is coming later this year hopefully

[tawny lance]

When the dealer leaves and Player 2 joins

[sacred onyx]

I remember asking Mike about it and he went like "Idk"

[night marsh]

they are cooking

[sacred onyx]

I believe

[winter geode]

don’t worry it is just the pills in the bathroom causing hallucination

[tawny lance]

Also, there sort of seems to be a multiplayer option in the pc

[sacred onyx]

That'd be awesome if they add multiplayer

[tawny lance]

Very!

[sacred onyx]

Especially because you can actually wager on it

[night marsh]

I wanna unleash my inner villain during multiplayer

[tawny lance]

I feel BR is probably gonna have tournaments by the community if they have a multiplayer mode

[winter geode]

just blow wind into the mic if they add voice chat💀

[tawny lance]

Gambling gonna go crazy

[night marsh]

HJGFLDS

[sacred onyx]

Imo they should have a chat

No voice chat

Hell maybe not even a chat

[tawny lance]

Going in mute

[sacred onyx]

I think it'd be terrifying having your only choice to be to outwit your opponent

No talking or discussion

[winter geode]

what would be cool is if the moment you get shot your voice goes on mute for a second until you get revived again

[sacred onyx]

Yea!

:>

Lmao the screams

[winter geode]

sort of like a proximity thing

[sacred onyx]

"AAAAAA FUCK FUCK- silence"

[tawny lance]

I wonder how many friendships will end when that mode comes out

[bronze olive]

This is a good idea

[sacred onyx]

Hey, if my friendships survived Monopoly...

[night marsh]

Please that would be hilarious

[sacred onyx]

They'll survive this game

[tawny lance]

Among Us but trying to guess which bullet is sussy

[night marsh]

"Wait we can talk about th- BLAM"

[winter geode]

if friendships survived uno

[manic wyvern]

We get to free roam the club and punch strangers

[winter geode]

flippin +14 on you like bruh

[tawny lance]

Theory time

Why does the stolen shotgun at the end of the game don't cost you club money?

Or maybe it's like an added trophy to the money?

[night marsh]

might be yeah

you lived to tell the tale of that game where you can win big if you survive

[tawny lance]

Imagine if the game happens so much in the future that $70k is basically like $700 of today

[winter geode]

or they just own a dousen shotguns

[tawny lance]

True

[winter geode]

if you win you keep one

[manic wyvern]

The Dealer has a room full of shotguns because he’s autistic about them ❤️

[sacred onyx]

LMAO

His shotgun collection....

[sacred onyx]

This is why he doesn't make small talk, he feels so awkward and scared about it

[bronze olive]

Objectum dealer real

[tawny lance]

I mean, now that I think about it
The tip of the shotguns sort of re-appear out of nowhere

So he has some sort of shotgun healing powers

Or to create shotgun stuff

[bronze olive]

Real as fuck since I saw Mike like a fanart of the dealer/his gun 😂

[winter geode]

shotgun healing is crazy

[sacred onyx]

I think Mike just did it cause it was easy and looked badass

Ngl lol

[tawny lance]

I mean

The Dealer does stuff that shows he's kinda super natural

[winter geode]

maybe it’s just the universe they live in

where guns can heal

[sacred onyx]

Oh for sure but like, shotgun healing just feels way too goofy to me lmfao

[bronze olive]

Yes like being a floating head and hands that can shoot itself in the face repeatedly

[tawny lance]

American dream

[winter geode]

[manic wyvern]

He sleeps with it

[tawny lance]

Tbh, half the Dealer item animations are kinda goofy, haha

I like how he just throws stuff without using them

Or breaks them

Bro's just an angry boi

[sacred onyx]

We break them too LOL

The magnifying glass

Rip

[tawny lance]

He does it in a cooler way, tho

[sacred onyx]

True

[winter geode]

yeah maybe the shotgun is his wife

[tawny lance]

Except for the magnifying Glass, we do that in a cooler way

[winter geode]

wait but he doesn’t where a ring and neither does the shotgun

[manic wyvern]

I’m in a poly relationship with the Dealer and his gun

[winter geode]

theory busted😔

[tawny lance]

Do the handcuffs count?

[sacred onyx]

The shotgun is cheating on him

[tawny lance]

That gun certainly blows you more than once

[winter geode]

as a ring?

[bronze olive]

I like when you snap the phone in half

[tawny lance]

Yes