nope, he drank a beer and handcuffed me
#│nightclub
sharp needle
empty breach
thats is really broken
sharp needle
but he also doesnt know the shells sometimes in a few rounds
warm turret
from what i've seen it seems like the dealer shoots himself if there are more blanks, shoots you if there are more lives, and 50/50 if it's the same
tawdry otter
Imo I doubt he knows all the shells because I've gotten him to burn magnifiers on shells I know from using a phone repeatedly
warm turret
could be bad luck
split wind
warm turret
buhbye
unborn crystal
It made them both smarter and dumber
But at very least they do not shoot themselves when shells are 100% live
sharp needle
then the dealer got lucky there since it left him with 1-2 blanks and 1 live
unborn crystal
Meanwhile old AI would coinflip anyway
soft nova
I see him use a magnifying glass and then waste a beer to rack it anyway a lot.
unborn crystal
I see him use a magnifying glass and then waste a beer to rack it anyway a lot.
Yeah, dealer is VERY dum with items
bronze olive
I see him use a magnifying glass and then waste a beer to rack it anyway a lot.
I lol when he does this
warm turret
he's a silly little guy
unborn crystal
Only item they won't mistplay... too badly is glass
bronze olive
I usually scream at my computer WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU SILLY IDIOT
warm turret
but i do miss the "feature" of him still thinking he knows the shell after using a beer
bronze olive
He makes ME mad
sharp needle
i love how he handcuffs me and shoots himself with a live round
soft nova
He seems to think painkillers are the same thing as cigarettes.
unborn crystal
1M saga forum guy: dealer cheats, I can't get even 3 wins in DoN
My dealers at 30 wins:
warm turret
yeah, he loves using them one charge below max. which has a literal 0 expected value
unborn crystal
unborn crystal
i love how he handcuffs me and shoots himself with a live round
two live rounds* 
Player win!
soft nova
For me, painkillers feel too risky to use most of the time unless it's a 4 charge game and you have two charges.
sharp needle
bronze olive
1M saga forum guy: dealer cheats, I can't get even 3 wins in DoN
My dealers at 3...
Seriously KEK
empty breach
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1197496309083541555/...
university life
soft nova
Otherwise you're either risking the whole game on a 50/50, or doing a coinflip for gaining or losing a charge.
sharp needle
Friday August 21, 1999 01:42 AM
warm turret
yeah, i only use painkillers if it actually provides me a better chance to win the game. which is rare
tawdry otter
It's like shooting yourself, yeah
warm turret
honestly i mostly use them to get rid of them in round 3
unborn crystal
Remember when badmed was good and you could use it to deal damage unlike shitcigs? 😔
sharp needle
20 bucks are worth it
empty breach
20 bucks are worth it
i remember how to day i only win 10 dolars
tawdry otter
Oh, I mean if Dealer will kill me in one turn and I cannot force an item turnover or end of loadout
golden fractal
20 bucks are worth it
me when i put my life on the line so i can get chipotle money from the dealer (i cannot afford guac)
sharp needle
me when i put my life on the line so i can get chipotle money from the dealer (i...
20 is 20
could get me a mcchicken meal with nuggies
tawdry otter
me when i put my life on the line so i can get chipotle money from the dealer (i...
Wth, Chipotle is now over 10 USD with guac? Inflation is wild
sharp needle
i switched teams
reef relic
"Delightful Kissboy"
manic fox
Wth, Chipotle is now over 10 USD with guac? Inflation is wild
Inflation is down from the last couple years, corporate greed is higher than ever
thin bronze
Heard Wendys is going to do the adjusting prices thing based off density of orders coming in, like how Uber makes rides more expensive later in the day
zealous hornet
good day addicts
versed rock
Anyone got a video on strategies for Double or Nothing?
manic wyvern
Don’t die
hasty shuttle
dammit I keep getting unwinnable hands
warm turret
Anyone got a video on strategies for Double or Nothing?
delightful kissboy has a lot of good buckshot strategy videos. a bit outdated, since they were made before the steam release, but still largely applicable. i imagine he's working on a steam video now https://www.youtube.com/@delightfulkissboy8926
manic fox
anyone got tips on the achievement for using all items in one turn?
should i just keep using duplicates when i get them until i get all items minus one bc of adrenaline?
bronze olive
Steal with adren
bronze olive
It's a little more difficult
thorn stone
ive been getting outplayed left n right when before the dealer frequently would shoot himself lmao
versed rock
Whenever I use the Burner Phone, it seems like the dealer also knows about the shell
zealous hornet
ive been getting outplayed left n right when before the dealer frequently would ...
they did say that the dealers ai has been made smarter
but im DONE with the game (for now at least)
manic wyvern
Whenever I use the Burner Phone, it seems like the dealer also knows about the s...
Yeah it’s kind of bullshit but I guess that’s just how it is
zealous hornet
NEVER again until new stuff
thorn stone
Whenever I use the Burner Phone, it seems like the dealer also knows about the s...
i thought i was tripping but ig not that happened to me earlier
zealous hornet
lets be honest, how the hell did these ppl get THIS HIGH of a score??ß
versed rock
Cheating most likely
bronze olive
Yes it is my brother
thorn stone
cheat engine mayhaps, editing the money number
bronze olive
These are ALL cheaters
zealous hornet
cheat engine mayhaps, editing the money number
now thats just cheap
thorn stone
as is all cheating
ionic tulip
20 bucks are worth it
zealous hornet
🔥
umbral spear
🫂
winter geode
aside from the beer and cigarettes what other items reduce your score
ionic tulip
aside from the beer and cigarettes what other items reduce your score
its time based i believe
items have no effect
winter geode
Huh
zealous hornet
aside from the beer and cigarettes what other items reduce your score
its time based
limpid plinth
whoa you learn something new everyday
zealous hornet
the steam guides feature is more useful than you think ^
of course ppl upload stuff like this too for the funsies https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3217269654
manic wyvern
of course ppl upload stuff like this too for the funsies https://steamcommunity....
FINALLY.
zealous hornet
but theres also useful stuff like this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3214773699
all achievements guide if anyone needs it:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3213455273
limpid plinth
of course ppl upload stuff like this too for the funsies https://steamcommunity....
oh hell yeah now thats the guide ive been looking for 
winter geode
Just wasn't sure if it was following the "addiction" idea still considering endless is more game and less "message"
zealous hornet
Just wasn't sure if it was following the "addiction" idea still considering endl...
there isnt anything to do rlly besides leaderboard once u got all achievements, which is a shame
i hope multiplayer will spice things up
winter geode
Same
zealous hornet
maybe more items too
and IF more items, item banning should be a thing
would make things more interesting
agile sedge
does the dealer have a name?
winter geode
Also for multi-player do you think people will take turns going first or will it be randomly set at the beginning of each game
zealous hornet
does the dealer have a name?
yeah
Dealer
manic wyvern
does the dealer have a name?
Buckshot Billy
agile sedge
Ive been calling him Chester
zealous hornet
Also for multi-player do you think people will take turns going first or will it...
randomly set, and IF u shoot urself at the end of ur turn, and the last shell is a blank, YOU should go first, NOT the other player
bronze olive
does the dealer have a name?
Husband
zealous hornet
Husband
Buckshot Billy-Kun
someone come up with a seducive Japanese Dealer name
yknow like
Oni chan or sum
winter geode
does the dealer have a name?
Apparently the name blacked out is Josh J Tarver on the liability form but since it's blacked out it's probably not connected
manic fox
The speedrun community actually gave him a name, which mike agreed could be canon. Edgar
zealous hornet
Apparently the name blacked out is Josh J Tarver on the liability form but since...
reminds me, a good attention to detail would be if the name "GOD" wouldnt work in multiple languages. for example in german "GOTT" wouldnt work
winter geode
Same he will be a part of video game characters I find adorable but shouldn't yet I do
manic fox
He said before then he had always considered the dealer's name to just be dealer
zealous hornet
The speedrun community actually gave him a name, which mike agreed could be cano...
why not Henry. Henry IS THE horror game character name
winter geode
I think Tarver is a solid last name just maybe a different first name
manic fox
I believe it was picked as a funny nickname for one of the speedruncom mods, and then was transfered over to the dealer
sinful rune
Henry is a name that fits a very specific vibe of people (Henry Emily fnaf, Almond Cookie, Narrator from Stanely Parable)
winter geode
Henri clement (amnesia the bunker) too
zealous hornet
I think Tarver is a solid last name just maybe a different first name
Edgar Tarver is a good name
zealous hornet
Henry is a name that fits a very specific vibe of people (Henry Emily fnaf, Almo...
Henry Stein from bendy i was thinking more of, and the narrator is Kevan Brighting
bronze olive
The speedrun community actually gave him a name, which mike agreed could be cano...
Why edgar
I like it just why
Oh ok
I see what u said
manic wyvern
His names idiot
zealous hornet
how can u even speedrun a point and click game
why am i even asking, there are speedruns of Geometry Dash out there... and am NOT talking about Tower levels...
winter geode
Also I wonder If they will add the coin item which gives you items and possibly a way to destroy you or another players items
manic wyvern
Rng
manic fox
Also the man in the bathroom has a (not mike canon confirmed) name we gave him as well. Greg. The original suicide% run was called mysteryman% and a bunch of the comments on it were like "thats not a mystery man thats greg" and so greg was born
sinful rune
Henry Stein from bendy i was thinking more of, and the narrator is Kevan Brighti...
Oooo yeah him too
zealous hornet
Also the man in the bathroom has a (not mike canon confirmed) name we gave him a...
always the goofy names
gotta love gen u
gen z*
manic wyvern
Greg heffley
sinful rune
Sweats in Gen Z
sinful rune
Greg heffley
NAHHHH
zealous hornet
*Sweats in Gen Z*
gen a is horrible
manic fox
johndoughboy you good bro you been going mad ham on that keyboard for like 5mins now
zealous hornet
johndoughboy you good bro you been going mad ham on that keyboard for like 5mins...
nahh bro is writing the bible
manic fox
bro only stopped typing because he ran out of character space, hes switching to twitlonger as we speak
zealous hornet
bro only stopped typing because he ran out of character space, hes switching to ...
fr
zealous hornet
bro only stopped typing because he ran out of character space, hes switching to ...
still no yapping?
been gone for 15 mins
bronze olive
They fell asleeps
winter geode
where da suggestions at
brave dew
does the dealers mechanic of him knowing what the last shell is affect his decisions before the last shell? like if its a 50/50 will he know what the last shell is at that 50/50 and make a decision based off that or does that knowledge only come into play when he has the last shell
i Might be a little salty from losing one too many coinflips
spark plume
Same
manic fox
He only knows the last shell when it is the last shell I believe. I think the idea is that the rest of the chamber could be in any order really, but when all the other bullets are gone it's always obvious what the last one is
muted sable
Im bored
bronze olive
Play buckshot roulette ^_^
sinful rune
There might be a vers in VrChat
They made a vrchat vers of among us pretty quick, so itd be worth looking
wheat oriole
peep <#1225003951716306996>
full VR controller support and all? or nah?
also ima wait for a quest 3 version to release if that ever happens... desktop is still just as good. :)
winter geode
Buckshot Roulette VR
that would be fucking awesome
i would spend hours playing that
wheat oriole
same
especially if it had crossplay
with desktop players
though... not sure how you'd do that
slim olive
somehow I managed to notice the "SUS" on the pills
light kettle
somehow I managed to notice the "SUS" on the pills
wild hawk
"How unfortunate" Yeah for you buddy.
zealous hornet
"How unfortunate" Yeah for you buddy.
oh my god
soft nova
"How unfortunate" Yeah for you buddy.
I would've preferred the inverter over the pills, tho.
wild hawk
no one likes the pills
reef relic
Pills are too bland
soft nova
Inverter + magnifying glass is guaranteed damage. There's only 2 situations where I can see myself ever using painkillers:
- It's a 4 charge round and I have two charges left.
- I'm at one charge and he's guaranteed to hit me on his next turn.
uncut ruin
no one likes the pills
I havent died from the pills yet
By died i meant lost a charge
tiny gull
somehow I managed to notice the "SUS" on the pills
The sus pill
Also goddammit tree, why are you here
austere mason
Allow dealer to smile again if U shot yourself in the face 👀
austere mason
Inverter + magnifying glass is guaranteed damage. There's only 2 situations wher...
Multi player gone be hard
To balance
soft nova
I don't think it's very balanceable at all. First move advantage is just too huge.
austere mason
I don't think it's very balanceable at all. First move advantage is just too hug...
Nah it can be easy if both player start with full hp and 50 / 50 2 bullet no item and + 1 item after each round and turns still after round end
So 0 item start 1 item first round 2 second round and it gets increase till 3 item every round
reef relic
Simply make me go first everytime and its balanced 🙂
austere mason
And it would be nice if dealer stayed at left side and reload gun each turn 
manic bison
i would actuaqlly like it if we called beginning of each round, so its random who goes first
instead of heads vs tails its live vs blank
bronze olive
"How unfortunate" Yeah for you buddy.
Get his azz
bronze olive
Allow dealer to smile again if U shot yourself in the face 👀
HUGE agree would b funny af
austere mason
Are we allowed to tag admins for ideas ? @bronze olive
bronze olive
I believe the server doesn't allow those kind of pings
austere mason
And there is no section for ideas sad 😢
Refund last purchase U did @winter geode
Nice
Buy a new phone
kindred meteor
Hey all
orchid quiver
what are some good names?
gloomy sage
what are some good names?
Skibidi
slim olive
but that's 7 letters not 6
austere mason
No only future 
slim olive
no, because magnifying glass already identify the first one
warm turret
alright, thanks
austere mason
What will happen if there was only 1 bullet left and we use phone ?
opaque cloud
It will tell that the last round is alive
Don't you guys agree that Buckshot Roulette needs it's official mobile port?
bleak pivot
Don't you guys agree that Buckshot Roulette needs it's official mobile port?
no
ipad kids can suffer
bleak pivot
Buckshot needs to have mobile port!It will be way more player globally.
never
opaque cloud
Okay bro now you just wanna see dem kids suffer
vestal ridge
Buckshot needs to have mobile port!It will be way more player globally.
Ports (except Mac, the dealer hates those aparently) are planned.
opaque cloud
Wait so Buckshot Roulette Mobile is confirmed or planned to release?
Official Version?
opaque cloud
Wow!
Now I am happy
Take that Mr.@bleak pivot
Thanks Webbop for clearing my doubt!
winter geode
Makes sense with the easy point and click control scheme
bleak pivot
Makes sense with the easy point and click control scheme
Yeah
bleak pivot
Take that Mr.<@1101848599614201898>
Dude once the ipad kids get to it its gonna be hell
I tell you
Just wait
opaque cloud
Can you please explain how the iPad kids are gonna make it hell?
winter geode
The FNAF effect
tawdry otter
I get the feeling it might not get as far as mascot horror - while those titles might be able to skate by with red puddles, spooky puppets, and implied harm to children, BR's imagery of pointing a gun at one's head and multiple forms of explicit drug use are going to take it out of PG territory.
night marsh
Thank god
tawdry otter
Come to think of it, as much as BR gets compared to Inscryption (despite the fact that not a ton of card mechanics overlap), Inscryption didn't really draw the same crowd as mascot horror games either.
night marsh
Which I am super thankful for as well tbh
Leshy deserves some peace and quiet in his cabin in the woods
I like it when games go big but have still their niche fandom y’know what I mean?
tawdry otter
Thinking of the Dealer knocking on the log door, a la little Red Riding Hood. Basket of pastries and shotgun in hand
unkempt quarry
what does inverter do?
unborn crystal
Inverts the polarity of the shell 🫡
unborn crystal
Well either shell have lethal polarity on or non-lethal, makes perfect sense if you think about it.
bleak pivot
what does inverter do?
Makes the shell its opposite
So if the shell is blank it become live
And if live become blank
unkempt quarry
ah
unkempt quarry
Well either shell have lethal polarity on or non-lethal, makes perfect sense if ...
to much nerdyness idk what anything u said
xplanthris speaks it well
idk what polarity means💀
uncut ruin
Is it just me or double or nothing gives so much less
unborn crystal
Yes, you lose 4k per minute
uncut ruin
I only got 16k on the initial round
uncut ruin
Yes, you lose 4k per minute
Bruh
unborn crystal
Meanwhile story mode lets you get all 70k if you never die/chug beer/smoke
Enjoy your 10$
uncut ruin
Thats so doodoo. Most round length are always dictated by rng
next sundial
hey guys
soft jasper
soft jasper
he is british
bleak pivot
@winter geode has not responded for comment
lofty wharf
Thats so doodoo. Most round length are always dictated by rng
would you prefer the previous system where it was 100% RNG
at least now you can control it somewhat
uncut ruin
The rng part isnt the problem, but the fact that time affects your initial reward
You could have 3 sets that can last for 2 minutes with sheer luck, or 20-30 since it got drawn out
scenic mesa
oh
small parcel
uhhhhhh guys
it says "you're dead"
"i dont want to see you again"
"exit"
is it an easter egg?
gilded wing
small parcel
polando yes
kindred meteor
polando yes
smoky haven
Before that someone said the score was a random number.
But in first round I took 5 turns, and last score is 16690. I was able to have 45,000+ if I played normally.
sometimes 30000+
wispy viper
But in first round I took 5 turns, and last score is 16690. I was able to have 4...
I played last night without using beer or cigarettes, the rounds went pretty fast as well and it gave me the same amount as it did when I took my time and used everything I could.
torn hornet
What are the chances of this game getting an update where we can play the game knowing how many bullets are loaded in the shotgun including how many lives and blanks are amongst that unknown number? I wanna play with nothing but PURE luck
manic wyvern
I just want lore and a dealer kissing minigame /hj
manic wyvern
Lore like what is the Dealer made of? What are they eat?
torn hornet
Lore like what is the Dealer made of? What are they eat?
He is made of pure luck seeing how in double or nothing he can hit himself 3 times in a row with blanks
Or I am just unlucky
manic wyvern
Skill issue
sharp needle
double or nothing no items challenge
copper bay
He is made of pure luck seeing how in double or nothing he can hit himself 3 tim...
I can also attest to this. Shot himself blank 3 times, chains me, then doubles twice in double or nothing. How the hell you meant to slay that? (3l to 3b)
torn hornet
Ngl, imma open my excel sheet next time and calc probability. I am gonna sweat at a game that is under 3 euros.
proud oar
finally.
smoky haven
I just played twice and it was also 40,000+ points without much cigs and pills. It Makes me sure that props and turn deduct score.
torn hornet
I just played twice and it was also 40,000+ points without much cigs and pills. ...
I can also confirm this. The more items I used and the longer it went by the less my cash went up
proud oar
Full house, right? (Amazing)
Yup
smoky haven
but the score is random numbers. someone just said before...
4000-70000
and one guy get 10...lol.
torn hornet
and one guy get 10...lol.
Is this lore? Is the dealer involved in a scamming organization?
proud oar
Is this lore? Is the dealer involved in a scamming organization?
that's the participation prize
soft nova
Just got handcuffs, 2 magnifying glasses, 2 inverters, and 2 saws.
torn hornet
By ejecting 3 5 inch blanks and inserting a 12 inch live into you
smoky haven
lol, I don't know, the 'high-scores' can find this photo.
copper bay
If He beat ||God||, I imagine he can just...make into existance
(also on steam, what's the QQ Group in the announcements?)
smoky haven
for chinese player
When this game first came out, there were some Chinese live players with huge fan bases touring the game.
I'm one of them.
manic fox
Hey the speedrun community is hosting a tournament, is there anyone i could get in contact with about an announcement maybe?
proud oar
double or nothing
torn hornet
4000-70000
Here's the exact formula for calculating the initial score:
s = 70000 - ((t / 600) * 40000)
if s < 10 then s = 10
In simpler terms, with a starting value of $70,000 you lose $46.67 per second. This formula allows you to predict the initial score you'll get to double with relative reliability.
The counter stops at around 17 minutes and 28 seconds as the game will not give you a score lower than 10. It would have been amusing if the score could go down to 0, but it makes sense since you can't double 0.
For reference, here are some time intervals and their corresponding initial scores:
0:01 - 69,933
0:30 - 68,000
1:00 - 66,000
5:00 - 50,000
7:00 - 42,000
10:00 - 30,000
15:00 - 10,000
17:28 or more - 10
Once the initial scoring is done, subsequent rounds follow the expected pattern of doubling.
Source: https://www.chaptercheats.com/cheats/pc/652571/buckshot-roulette-cheat-codes
The guy that got 10 must have played longer than 17:28
solid ridge
When multiplayer releases do y’all think that it will work with the “host” player being the dealer and always going second or will a different system be used?
sweet horizon
When multiplayer releases do y’all think that it will work with the “host” playe...
this or maybe with random or by order
torn hornet
When multiplayer releases do y’all think that it will work with the “host” playe...
Tbh, the way I would do it is if the shotgun is empty and no one won the player who did not have the shotgun when the last shell was fired, goes first in the next round
solid ridge
I could also see having the dealer stand at the side of the table and use a coin flip or other 50/50 deciding method to say who goes first
thick bear
Heyyy, I'm just wondering, could I get the itch.io game version if I bought it on Steam? I don't really want to pirate it, but I don't want to have libsteam_api.so as a dependency and I don't want to have to use an emulator. I just want a plain ol' executable, no fancy Steam shenanigans.
bronze olive
I think coin flip would be best
thick bear
Heyyy, I'm just wondering, could I get the itch.io game version if I bought it o...
(I'm not really sure where to ask)
reef relic
If He beat ||God||, I imagine he can just...make into existance
Why spoiler it?
copper bay
Why spoiler it?
Technically you only get that knowledge through the random item. More of a "Might as well", though.
reef relic
Technically you only get that knowledge through the random item. More of a "Migh...
It's guaranteed on round two (I think) but fair.
manic fox
Yes it guarunteed round 2
sour tulip
It's guaranteed as your 2nd item on Round 2
And you cannot defeat the Dealer Round 1 since there's only 1 live and 4 health
naive dome
`double` or nothing
who is nagger
proud oar
who is nagger
I don't know
naive dome
i wonder who they're nagging
soft nova
who is nagger
A person who annoys you.
naive dome
A person who annoys you.
well i don't know if they're annoying i mean i havent even met them
soft nova
It's a South Park joke.
naive dome
i know i was being purposefully oblivious
bronze olive
😂😂
winter geode
Yeah, we're some geniuses in this b
brazen locust
By ejecting 3 5 inch blanks and inserting a 12 inch live into you
this sht is funny as fck
Did anyone got the "Why?" achievement by accident? I did.
copper bay
Did anyone got the "Why?" achievement by accident? I did.
Well...Why?
night marsh
Did you check then forget immediately what was in there and shot yourself as well?
manic fox
what's up gang
brazen locust
Did you check then forget immediately what was in there and shot yourself as wel...
actualy... maybe that's what happened
I don't remember what my brain was playing to me but I shot myself for no reason
and I'm proud of it because I wouldn't get this secret achievement otherwise
bronze olive
Guys br is so fun but playing it for more than 2 hours makes my arm hurt so bad
Meanwhile I regularly play dbd for 8 hours
brazen locust
Meanwhile I regularly play dbd for 8 hours
Because you use both of your hands while playing DbD maybe that's why
brazen locust
you can play buckshot with arrow keys or gamepad too
bronze olive
Mmh
reef relic
you can play buckshot with arrow keys or gamepad too
Drawing tablet>>
kindred meteor
What if we were all wrong and the dealer instead looked like this
torn hornet
The dealer has that physique dudes have in Madness Combat
brazen locust
What if we were all wrong and the dealer instead looked like this
susy
brazen locust
Drawing tablet>>
wait for someone playing it with drums
reef relic
What if we were all wrong and the dealer instead looked like this
He doesn't?
Its canon now
manic fox
Has anyone else noticed how similar the dealer looks to the creature in CORE
torn hornet
CORE?
copper bay
...huh. (Only reason I searched horror was it Initially appeared a different game that didn't look right.)
marble epoch
...huh. (Only reason I searched horror was it Initially appeared a different gam...
inside of what?
copper bay
...inside?
manic wyvern
His phat ass
copper bay
soft jasper
...huh. (Only reason I searched horror was it Initially appeared a different gam...
deaer
deaer
deaer
deaer
hasty shuttle
manic fox
CORE is also made by mike
reef relic
I can't believe Mike ripped off Mike
bronze olive
lool
lavish anvil
4 lives in a row
manic fox
i thought knives were removed for 2 charge rounds? im still getting em
night marsh
The very first one
lavish anvil
4 lives in a row
blank live live live live blank blank blank
torn hornet
When its my turn to point at the dealer its blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank
bronze olive
wann aplay BR so fucking bad but i khnow my shoulder gonna hurt. need the quualudes but REAL.
torn hornet
wann aplay BR so fucking bad but i khnow my shoulder gonna hurt. need the quualu...
I wanna play backsh--buckshot roulette too but I am so tired. Finna head to sleep
Good night yall
bronze olive
I wanna play backsh--buckshot roulette too but I am so tired. Finna head to slee...
im opening up dbd instead...
goodnight!
cobalt epoch
I found one of the double or nothing buckshot roulette equations (because i suck)
x is the amount of money you earn in your first set of rounds (i.e., every three rounds)
N is how many set of rounds you need to do to get a million
bronze olive
I found one of the double or nothing buckshot roulette equations (because i suck...
the little denominator looks like a butt. 🙂
cobalt epoch
the little denominator looks like a butt. 🙂
it's x bruh
bronze olive
thats a BOOTY
cobalt epoch
it's supposed to be this x
bronze olive
also thats the craziest x i've ever seen in my life
who the hell draws an x like that
no shade, is english your first language
cobalt epoch
yes
cobalt epoch
who taught you how to draw x like that
have you not heard of algebra
that's how you write x
bronze olive
you write an x as an x not two lil c's
you think i don't know algebra? no, we are discussing the way in whcih it was written and i am flabbergasted
bronze olive
never seen a teacher drawn it that way either
bronze olive
to be fair, in my neck of the woods, the education is ass
manic wyvern
Imagine doing math instead of having a breakdown and giving up
zealous hornet
lets be honest
buckshot isnt rlly a horror game after u played double or nothing at least once
bronze olive
gradeschool may as well have stopped at 6 cuz i felt like i never learned anything else
bronze olive
lets be honest
buckshot isnt rlly a horror game after u played double or nothing...
i never thought it was horror..
manic wyvern
It’s romance
cobalt epoch
Imagine doing math instead of having a breakdown and giving up
THIS IS WHAT MY WORKING OUT LOOKS LIKE :SOB:
cobalt epoch
THIS IS WHAT MY WORKING OUT LOOKS LIKE :SOB:
I HAVE THREE TIMES AS MUCH PAPER
WHERE I'VE WRITTEN THIS STUFF DOWN
manic wyvern
Yeah I’d give up and cry in your position ❤️
bronze olive
I HAVE THREE TIMES AS MUCH PAPER
you remind me of my engineer friend who maps out his stardew valley farms and minmaxxes to get to ginger island year 2
cobalt epoch
I love it when the dealer takes medicine and fucking falls to the floor
cracks me up every time
bronze olive
like omg brother just play the game
manic wyvern
I love it when the dealer takes medicine and fucking falls to the floor
cracks m...
Just like it cracks up the Dealer’s skull
winter geode
I love it when the dealer takes medicine and fucking falls to the floor
cracks m...
i love it when he turns the gun on himself and fires a live
always makes me laugh
cobalt epoch
you remind me of my engineer friend who maps out his stardew valley farms and mi...
i had to do it to get 1 million
otherwise i'd lose track of livesz and blanks
bronze olive
i just kept playing till i got bored
cobalt epoch
and evetualy it paid off
bronze olive
yeah same
manic wyvern
Sometimes I am forced to use my brain 💔
bronze olive
i was born without a brain
manic wyvern
“Come on Moon! Think! Think! Think!”
cobalt epoch
inverter made me do some 200iq brain plays
manic wyvern
Brain blast
cobalt epoch
“Come on Moon! Think! Think! Think!”
"Think Dealer Think! Why would you shoot yourself if there's only lives left in the chamber! What will you have after 500 attempts?!"
manic wyvern
I was doing a jimmy neutron reference but that works too
spiral cairn
When will multi be in buckshoot?
humble briar
im kinda curious how multi will be attempted to be implemented
like, if theres going to be roll outs of like test copies of a possiblr beta multi or smth, since i feel like its going to take a lot of feedback to like, refine a game that feels both fair and luck driven simultaneously in a multiplayer setting
cobalt epoch
multi should alternate who goes first because going first is such a huge advantage (or maybe do a coin flip or something idk)
manic fox
there was smth that said discord members might get an early beta
cobalt epoch
and i'd like to see the animations of regular players (i.e., not dealer animations) but from an outsiders perspective
reef relic
the little denominator looks like a butt. 🙂
proud oar
multi should alternate who goes first because going first is such a huge advanta...
||There was a video of someone clipping through the map and they found a coin off-map.||
cobalt epoch
||There was a video of someone clipping through the map and they found a coin of...
why a coin 😭
proud oar
It was next to the dealer room, actually. I figured that one might be used later on as a coin-flip mechanic?
proud oar
The coin said something along the lines of "lucky little shit"
cobalt epoch
coin flip is literally medicine
cobalt epoch
dealer flips the pills like a coin
cobalt epoch
who goes first
yeah that should be implimented in multiplayer
kind kernel
best player in the game
lofty wharf
on quite the streak yet again rn
but we keep going 🔥
double and pass it to the next person
teal ice
95% gamblers quit before they hit it big!
opal thorn
who taught you how to draw x like that
That's exactly how I was taught to do an algebraic x in high school
bronze olive
That's exactly how I was taught to do an algebraic x in high school
i was not LOL
opal thorn
Typically you're supposed to make them actually touch in the middle lol, but yeah that's how it was taught
lofty wharf
hell yea
i have no items and dealer has adrenaline tho so im probably fucked next round lol
opal thorn
If you got no items his adrenaline is useless 🤷🏻♂️
lofty wharf
im gonna get items
teal ice
hey at least you get the achievement for losing with 1 million!!!!
cobalt epoch
best player in the game
They must have spent an hour in the first round lol
kind kernel
They must have spent an hour in the first round lol
did go to take a piss in 3rd
reef relic
Start game
Take a walk around the neighborhood
Finish game
lofty wharf
aight bet
bronze olive
whats his fucking problem
cosmic heron
He’s sick of his fans 😢
bronze olive
🥺
lofty wharf
holy fucking shit
manic wyvern
Quit while you’re ahead
bronze olive
KEEP GAMBLING
manic wyvern
Lose everything
lofty wharf
no!
manic wyvern
Listen to the evil creatures on your shoulder
unborn crystal
🥺🙏 Dear RNGesus, make them lose within next 6 rounds or they gonna reach 250M milestone just like me
lofty wharf
lofty wharf
ermmm
guess who just accidentally pressed the X when they wanted to reopen the tab
manic wyvern
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
unborn crystal
I take it as an absolute win
lofty wharf
(the take it home X, not the close tab X)
leaden ruin
lofty wharf
thats what i meant
lofty wharf
I really need to start doing some DoNs before you steal my Billion 😡
we can both get a billion 🥺
lofty wharf
luck 🙂
winter geode
lol true that
i think the highest i've ever gotten was up to 200k but i dont play a lot either
reef relic
Simply reset until you get seven two charge games with a saw and a glass
High skill world record strats lol
tawdry otter
whats his fucking problem
You died, he tried to send you to the Bronze Gates, but you came back. Respawning takes the stakes out of his table game so he is salty AF
wispy viper
You died, he tried to send you to the Bronze Gates, but you came back. Respawnin...
@tawdry otter I love it when he gets salty, we need more lines!
minor arrow
Simply reset until you get seven two charge games with a saw and a glass
better draw saw, new spinoff show of breaking buck
jokes aside, didnt they make it so that you and the dealer can't draw any saws on the first load of a 2 charge game?
bronze olive
You died, he tried to send you to the Bronze Gates, but you came back. Respawnin...
thats so funny
reef relic
better draw saw, new spinoff show of breaking buck
jokes aside, didnt they make ...
I've heard that but I couldn't tell you.
minor arrow
I've heard that but I couldn't tell you.
reef relic
Scammed
Expired meds got buffed(?)
Interesting, never using them but still interesting
wispy viper
Interesting, never using them but still interesting
The dealer steals my meds because I don't use them and he usually loses health
reef relic
One of the best animations
bronze olive
REAL?
unborn crystal
better draw saw, new spinoff show of breaking buck
jokes aside, didnt they make ...
But they can still keep them
lofty wharf
dealer getting saw phase 1 of a 2 health round was like 80% of the reason my runs died before, so the game definitely got easier even with the pills nerf
unborn crystal
Unless dealer have saws from phase 3, and now you are banned from oneshotting them unless you had chance to prep adren/saw yourself
At same time they no longer might dupe it so more chances for glassess 🤔
hasty shuttle
goddammit I can not for the life of me win more than one DoN round in a row
winter geode
hey
does anyone know about any good buckshot roulette mods
that add other dealers etc
and
multiplayer
and does downloading it on steam make it slower
manic fox
tawdry otter
goddammit I can not for the life of me win more than one DoN round in a row
If you want strategy guides Delightful Kissboy on YouTube is hard to beat. Or at least skip to halfway through his v1.2 stream, he talks through his decisions and probability
tawdry otter
does anyone know about any good buckshot roulette mods
Are you on itch.io or Steam
tawdry otter
Steam
There's a modloader for Steam but the mods themselves are being updated. The Steam copy took a day to decompile (so modders could even see what they could work with)
tawdry otter
the modloader
fresh flame
There's a modloader for Steam but the mods themselves are being updated. The Ste...
Just to clarify, the files were all decompiled within a few minutes of the game coming out. It took a few days to look through them all, see what had changed, and see what needed to be updated for the modloader.
minor arrow
Just to clarify, the files were all decompiled within a few minutes of the game ...
MINUTES?
uneven berry
that makes life so much easier
fresh flame
MINUTES?
Yeah it’s a really easy process
Documenting all the changes is the long, hard part
stiff nymph
Is there a way to cheat or mod
fast tusk
No offense but you just have to be a SM main to ask that question
stiff nymph
I dont cheat in multiplayer game
warm turret
i've seen the dealer collapse from expired meds plenty of times
it's about 50/50, as it should be
stiff nymph
I dont think its healthy for the game
Expired med is a really bad item
Too reliant on luck
sinful rune
Idk man, maybe the rng gods just dont like you
fast tusk
Too reliant on luck
Isn't that the whole game mechanic?
stiff nymph
Nah i use counting
fast tusk
Plus it's 50/50 so it'll make sense
stiff nymph
I dont believe its 50 50
sinful rune
Its 40% for 2 charge heal
fast tusk
I dont believe its 50 50
I feel like if you take the expired meds too, it'll also heal 2 charges on you
It's like having one blank and one live but no other items
Still a 50/50
stiff nymph
It's like having one blank and one live but no other items
Still a 50/50
Not 50 50
Its sequence
And you know about programming sequence
Its not random, its pseudorandom
fast tusk
Yeah but in a sense
Still kind of a 50/50
Plus the ai difficulty for dealer in double or nothing is harder so
reef relic
I dont think its healthy for the game
Its just a bad item, its not that deep
reef relic
Thats what i just said
Its not unhealthy for the game or anything, beer isn't that great but they're fine
Could be rebalanced but doesn't have to be
stiff nymph
Its just really unbalanced
It's like an item called "50% automatically win the game"
Just because its based on luck doesnt mean its balanced
warm turret
i think expired meds were added with the express purpose of being a bad item. so you don't just get magnifying glasses and handsaws and every round ends in the first few turns
stiff nymph
Then remove it and add another item
reef relic
It's like an item called "50% automatically win the game"
They're not op, and they're not really under powered either
warm turret
did expired meds piss in your cereal
reef relic
They're just very meh
warm turret
not remotely comparable
reef relic
But yes you should ping the owner about this with suggestions
stiff nymph
Whos the owner
fast tusk
50% doesn't automatically makes you win
stiff nymph
Literally the reason i play this game and not just flip a coin is because i can use my brain
But meds remove the point
warm turret
it's still luck at the end of the day. you have to rely on luck to shoot the dealer. the game is about balancing probabilities. not pure skill
stiff nymph
If i want to gamble all i will do is just flip a coin and call it a day
reef relic
Whos the owner
the_ando apparently
warm turret
the whole point of this game is gambling
stiff nymph
@mystic hinge
fast tusk
the whole point of this game is gambling
Literally this
stiff nymph
the whole point of this game is gambling
Like 20% gamble before meds came out
The 80% are brain
reef relic
it's still luck at the end of the day. you have to rely on luck to shoot the dea...
You're never guaranteed to win, but high skill makes it likely is how I look at it
fast tusk
The game lore is actually just gambling tho💀
Poker is a gambling game, also uses some brain power
It's the same
stiff nymph
Ok but i want proof that meds are 50 50 for the dealer
reef relic
Meds are 40 60 btw lol
stiff nymph
You cant "test" it
warm turret
lol. the code's been decompiled
fast tusk
Meds are 40 60 btw lol
50 50 they updated it
stiff nymph
You need to show the code
reef relic
50 50 they updated it
They reverted it?
fast tusk
You cant "test" it
I'm literally on the game to prove that
fast tusk
They reverted it?
Yep
reef relic
Brother
stiff nymph
Literally "50% chance to automatically win the game"
reef relic
You cant "test" it
Do 1000000 takes, see what happens
stiff nymph
Item
warm turret
is your whole crusade against meds because you lost a game or two to them?
reef relic
Literally "50% chance to automatically win the game"
Brother if you're losing two charges you're probably fucked lmao
stiff nymph
I rarely lose, but if i do its bcs the dealer cheats that
fast tusk
Did you get too many dcs as skull merchant
stiff nymph
Its not balanced at all
warm turret
i'm sure.
reef relic
warm turret
you ever heard of confirmation bias
stiff nymph
Literally remove meds and i'd have 80% winrate
warm turret
doubt
reef relic
Ban% speedrun
fast tusk
💀
bronze olive
HELP WHY DID THE DEALER SAY 'CAREFUL NOW' WHEN /HE/ WAS INJURED?
BROTHER THINKS IGAF
(im almost certain this was a weird bug but it was funny)
bronze olive
Just because its based on luck doesnt mean its balanced
DBD ass complaint
stiff nymph
How can we know
stiff nymph
If dbd doesnt have open mic i doubt this will
bronze olive
no i was saying the 'based on luck doesnt mean its balanced' comment
thats a very DBD ass complaint
BOO HOOO BALANCE
lone quiver
Balance? I thought it is luck
warm turret
i'm decompiling the exe rn
lone quiver
Since its random
warm turret
if i win with it, it's perfectly balanced. if opponent wins it's bullshit unbalanced please nerf stupid designers. i see this in every single game i've played
lone quiver
Though, imagine open mic on multiplayer.. What would that be like?
bronze olive
horrible and you know it
lone quiver
horrible and you know it
THAT is perfection
fast tusk
thats a very DBD ass complaint
Ikr 💀
bronze olive
you get it.
fast tusk
Though, imagine open mic on multiplayer.. What would that be like?
Funny
It's like that one vr game against kids
lone quiver
It's like that one vr game against kids
Ah yes...
warm turret
if (dealerWantsToUse == "expired medicine"):
var medicine_outcome = randf_range(0.0, 1.0)
var dying
if (medicine_outcome < .5): dying = false
else: dying = true
medicine.dealerDying = dying
returning = true
i found the expired medicine code for the dealer
shockingly, 50/50
fast tusk
shockingly, 50/50
Ground breaking discovery!
warm turret
i expect my nobel prize in the mail
lone quiver
Its a little unfair, but then again, the dealer is just "trying" to be even
reef relic
Though, imagine open mic on multiplayer.. What would that be like?
"KILL YOURSELF"
lone quiver
i expect my nobel prize in the mail
You deserve a trophy
bronze olive
"KILL YOURSELF"
okay turns shotgun around
lone quiver
"KILL YOURSELF"
"Sure thing"
proceeds to aim shotgun to mouth
reef relic
lone quiver
That's perfect
fast tusk
i expect my nobel prize in the mail
🏅
lone quiver
i expect my nobel prize in the mail
🏆
reef relic
@reef relic
@stiff nymph
Lol
fast tusk
LMFAO
lone quiver
<@715679750621888632>
<@1099606193669931031>
Lol
At least you got a brother
reef relic
Sibling rivalry
lone quiver
Sibling rivalry
Settle it in BR
stiff nymph
Wdym double
fast tusk
Imagine
stiff nymph
Isnt that just 2 cigs
reef relic
Chance of it appearing as an item
reef relic
Settle it in BR
fast tusk
Chance of it appearing as an item
Replace that with the inverter
Cuz I'm getting waayyy too many of those
lone quiver
https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gojo-lock-in-nah-id-win-amenathus-gif-1889648...
Nah, I'd die
reef relic
Cuz I'm getting waayyy too many of those
Invert a shell several times
warm turret
oh, and i checked, expired meds is also 50/50 for the player
lone quiver
When multiplayer does have mic, which mic is best to use? Best or Webcam?
warm turret
absolutely unbelievable
reef relic
oh, and i checked, expired meds is also 50/50 for the player
Whats the chance of Remove expired medicine getting banned?
fast tusk
absolutely unbelievable
Mind blowing!
warm turret
10%, that chance being he gets so mad he says a slur
bronze olive
stiff nymph
2 live 3 blank
warm turret
AHHHHHHHHHH
stiff nymph
1 live 3 blank
fast tusk
Expired medicine jumpscare
bronze olive
BOO BINCH
uncut ruin
<@1099606193669931031>
Ive lost a charge to this 1st time yesterday and ended my run
stiff nymph
4 live 4 blank
warm turret
is this a social experiment
uncut ruin
4 live 4 blank
shoots the dealer
stiff nymph
7th shell blank
reef relic
Ive lost a charge to this 1st time yesterday and ended my run
Thats why you should never use it
uncut ruin
Thats why you should never use it
Ive been gaining charges with that thing until it didnt
reef relic
Ive been gaining charges with that thing until it didnt
100% of gamblers make it big until they don't
fast tusk
is this a social experiment
Why
stiff nymph
3 live 3 blank
4th shell live
1 more double to win 1000k
New item: Colour pencil
You can pick 2 shells to disguise it as either live or blank
Counters magnifying glass
stiff nymph
Just remove it
pallid geode
no it's a fine item
stiff nymph
Yeah it shouldnt for meds
It feels stupid to win with it
Or lose against it
Make a poll
warm turret
is it stupid to win a 1 live 1 blank?
teal ice
Always take meds, we ball
teal ice
There shouldnt be any item "50% chance to win the game"
My brother in Christ you are playing Russian roulette
fast tusk
My brother in Christ you are playing Russian roulette
LMAO
fast tusk
Nah your gaming chair just sucks
teal ice
The whole point of the item is to gamble, just like the rest of the game. Even with everything else, it still always comes down to a 50/50.
warm turret
i posted the code like half an hour ago
fast tusk
```
if (dealerWantsToUse == "expired medicine"):
var medicine_outcom...
The code
warm turret
did you miss it
teal ice
Yes
stiff nymph
How can i know thats the code in game and not just u making it up
sweet horizon
How can i know thats the code in game and not just u making it up
lmfao
fast tusk
stiff nymph
Recording it
teal ice
warm turret
I want the dev to show the code
i'm serious. decompile your own exe file. look through the code. https://github.com/bruvzg/gdsdecomp/releases/tag/v0.6.2
fast tusk
Be honest, do you stay in end game chat after slugging a swf team for a 4k
reef relic
i'm serious. decompile your own exe file. look through the code. https://github....
Decompile your exe file sounds like a threat lol
stiff nymph
Be honest, do you stay in end game chat after slugging a swf team for a 4k
If only i can slug, they just dc at start
fast tusk
Exactly
stiff nymph
Me when the gambling game with gambling themes has gambling
Why do u play this game instead of flipping a coin
Exactly
teal ice
Also what would the creator have to gain by lying about the chances of the medicine anyways?
pallid geode
if you get more fun from flipping a coin than the game
reef relic
Why do u play this game instead of flipping a coin
Because you can't speedrun a coin flip
warm turret
why do people play blackjack instead of flipping a coin
pallid geode
maybe consider flipping coins
stiff nymph
why do people play blackjack instead of flipping a coin
Blackjack isnt 50 50, bad example
teal ice
Because when i don’t get to shoot someone in the face with a shotgun during a coin flip
warm turret
???????????
teal ice
You cant bluff a coin
Try me
warm turret
are you thinking of poker?
warm turret
yes, i'm not sure you have. it's a one person game
teal ice
Blackjack is just get closest to 21, no bluffing required
flat laurel
technically blackjack is a two person game but it's just seeing who gets closest to 21 really
stiff nymph
It makes them think you have a 19 or 20
teal ice
Both parties show their cards at all times
warm turret
the dealer has to hit to 17 no matter what. you can't change what they do
reef relic
You cant bluff a coin
sweet horizon
if you think about it, everything is 50/50, it either happens or not
stiff nymph
Theres a always stand on 18
sweet horizon
man, if you don't like the game, it's okay, let the others enjoy it
teal ice
We hit on 18, we ball
stiff nymph
if you think about it, everything is 50/50, it either happens or not
Thats possibility, not probabilty
There might be a 1 billion dollar in my house or there might not
But the chance is not 50%
warm turret
50/50. exactly
pallid geode
i also have the code and can verify that is true
i know im not solving anything because the plaintiff will just deny this but here:
res://scripts/DealerIntelligence.gd -> lines 249-255
teal ice
There might be a 1 billion dollar in my house or there might not
Yeah that’s a 50/50
sweet horizon
There might be a 1 billion dollar in my house or there might not
well, true? it's 50/50
stiff nymph
It's not 50% chance i have 1 billion dollar in my house
You're confusing probability with possibility
pallid geode
if you want to complain about my screenshot because im not mike
warm turret
there is a 50% chance the bathtub in my house is filled with macaroni and cheese
flat laurel
at that point it's a schroedinger situation but it's technically 50/50 on the observer's end
pallid geode
i gave you the exact reference
stiff nymph
50% of getting 1 billion?
teal ice
It’s Schrödinger’s cat, there both is or isn’t until I break into your house and check
fast tusk
there is a 50% chance the bathtub in my house is filled with macaroni and cheese
Send proof rn
stiff nymph
Then 4.5 billion ppl in this world would have 1 billion
pallid geode
come on, show me that a version of the game at 1.2.1 is not a 50% chance
warm turret
Send proof rn
ah geez i just checked and my bathtub's empty. dang it! lost the coin flip
fast tusk
ah geez i just checked and my bathtub's empty. dang it! lost the coin flip
Que the sad violin 😔
sweet horizon
ah geez i just checked and my bathtub's empty. dang it! lost the coin flip
lmfao, direct explanation
stiff nymph
Then 4.5 billion ppl in this world would have 1 billion
are there 4.5 billion ppl with net worth of 1 billion dollar?
warm turret
you realize we're fucking with you?
stiff nymph
Because if you say it's 50% chance, then it's likely close to that amount
warm turret
obviously not all events are 50/50. it's a joke
stiff nymph
you realize we're fucking with you?
or maybe you just realise you're stupid
and now you're backtracking
pallid geode
can you stop projecting
fast tusk
BAHAHAHHAHA
warm turret
hmmmmmmmm
pallid geode
for like one moment
sweet horizon
or maybe you just realise you're stupid
wtf do you just want from us
stop playing the game?
or what
fast tusk
Top tier arguement
stiff nymph
wtf do you just want from us
not expired medicine
warm turret
did you think i legitimately believed there was a 50% chance of my bathtub being filled with macaroni and cheese
pallid geode
i wanna see that question answered
sweet horizon
not expired medicine
erm, there is nothing we can do lmao
stiff nymph
did you think i legitimately believed there was a 50% chance of my bathtub being...
you underestimate how stupid people can be
teal ice
Honestly the only blackjack I’ve played is stardew valley in the casino. I lost everything. Still worth it tho, I got the funny alien scarecrow. Gambling is fun.
stiff nymph
so yes i do believe people can be that stupid
flat laurel
it's okay gang with the power of friendship we can get rid of medicine entirely
stiff nymph
including you
warm turret
that's not very nice :(
stiff nymph
im not nice, i main skully
warm turret
i don't know what that means
teal ice
im not nice, i main skully
Death
fast tusk
Okay okay if you think expired meds are shitass
What about inverter? Dealer can literally change a 2 live 3 blanks to a 4 live 1 blank
flat laurel
ok
sweet horizon
"oh god i don't like expired medicine, i'll go fuck some brains in discord"
teal ice
Okay okay if you think expired meds are shitass
What about inverter? Dealer can ...
That’s not how that works
pallid geode
Okay okay if you think expired meds are shitass
What about inverter? Dealer can ...
no no but thats ***strategy***
and not also luck because pulling items is luck
stiff nymph
inverter is balanced
fast tusk
in 2024?
That means the dude is actually mentally stable and a healthy human being
Kudos to him
warm turret
i do take 2 meds for mental illnesses. so if i'm sane relatively that's concerning
teal ice
It’s still a 50/50 whether he turns from live to blank or blank to live
fast tusk
i do take 2 meds for mental illnesses. so if i'm sane relatively that's concerni...
Don't play dbd I beg of you
pallid geode
i do take 2 meds for mental illnesses. so if i'm sane relatively that's concerni...
no yanky! theres a 50% chance you lose 1 charge!!!
warm turret
good god
fast tusk
no yanky! theres a 50% chance you lose 1 charge!!!
LMFAO
stiff nymph
we know 1 live 1 blank is 50/50 because at the end we know theres 2 shells
pallid geode
i know im not solving anything because the plaintiff will just deny this but her...
did you like avoid this
warm turret
no yanky! theres a 50% chance you lose 1 charge!!!
[collapses]
pallid geode
at all
stiff nymph
but how can you trust the dev?
warm turret
are you serious?
sweet horizon
in case you actually want to help the game, not fuck with us
teal ice
Because what would he gain from lying
fast tusk
but how can you trust the dev?
Among us impostor
warm turret
i looked at the code that came directly from the exe file
stiff nymph
Because what would he gain from lying
frustration equates more playtime
pallid geode
and i did the same
warm turret
do you think everyone else is lying too
stiff nymph
its a dirty trick
warm turret
you can confirm it yourself easily
stiff nymph
yeah "easily" by making 1,000,000 tests
sweet horizon
in case you actually want to help the game, not fuck with us
just in case you actually want to help the game
pallid geode
you are fully within your right as an individual to decompile the game and look for yourself or just realise that theres some corroborating evidence
warm turret
yeah "easily" by making 1,000,000 tests
by looking at the code.
teal ice
frustration equates more playtime
And more play time equals? This isn’t a game with microtransactions, he already has the money.
warm turret
are you trolling?
pallid geode
frustration equates more playtime
i feel like you know exactly what you're doing
pallid geode
okay
warm turret
alright arguing this is pointless. bye bye
sweet horizon
are you trolling?
if he really wanted to help the game, he would do constructive criticism, and write feedback. but that guy, why the fuck
teal ice
frustration equals more interaction bait for @stiff nymph
warm turret
i'll record myself decompiling the game
but you could fake that too
you fakester
you impostor
you sussy baka
pallid geode
if you still don't believe it you're absolutely stubborn and clearly don't care for changing your opinion
and are just mad that your luck sucks
teal ice
The dev is personally hacking into your game to give you terrible rng!!!
stiff nymph
I want the dev to swear to god
teal ice
what if mike klubnika is a satanist
Based
stiff nymph
Ask his belief first
warm turret
or an atheist
fast tusk
or an atheist
DONT DO MIKE LIKE THAT 😭
teal ice
I mean god is dead
flat laurel
every copy of buckshot roulette is personalized. I know this because dealer looked at me with red pupils and hyperrealistic blood dripping from his eyes and
sweet horizon
I want the dev to swear to god
god lost to dealer, sorry bud
warm turret
i'm not even gonna engage. not worth it
fast tusk
every copy of buckshot roulette is personalized. I know this because dealer look...
That's weird, my dealer is shirtless
stiff nymph
But the difference is, if god exists then atheists lose
But if god doesnt exist, atheist doesnt win
sweet horizon
I mean some atheists aren't sure god believe or not
just why, what info do you want to tell us with that
teal ice
Its also a gamble
Me when I realize the themes of the game 🤯
warm turret