│nightclub

[vapid solstice]

You have Ethernet or wireless?

[modest turret]

😔

[brisk glade]

wireless

[red walrus]

ok

[vapid solstice]

https://www.theverge.com/23351435/ip-address-how-to-find-macos-windows-ios-android-iphone

Find the windows section

[modest turret]

i mean thats kinda the same as what i suggested

i dont see how finding his ip again but in a different way would help

[vapid solstice]

Don’t use an external website to find your ip then?

[modest turret]

why shouldnt i?

every website already knows my ip

[brisk glade]

oh

[vapid solstice]

My Ethernet and wireless ip is different that’s why

[brisk glade]

it worked

[vapid solstice]

Cool

[modest turret]

oooh

alright yeah

for me using ethernet its the same

[brisk glade]

um

it's not working again

[hot cloak]

this covers getting your local ip

won't help people outside your wifi

[modest turret]

thats why i said to use public ip finder :P

[hot cloak]

yeah

[modest turret]

it may be a port issue

i guess it depends how the game is set up

[hot cloak]

if they can't connect with the public ip then it could very well be a port issue

[modest turret]

if it requires port forwarding then yeah

[hot cloak]

it's a very random port so yeah you'd have to port forward

[vapid solstice]

The game should do that for you

When I hosted I got a admin pop up

[lament wagon]

fellas uhhh does anyone remember the youtube tutorial that some pal made for fixing the drivers

i lost it

[muted thistle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU61YiyGjYg

This one?

[lament wagon]

yesss, ty :DDDD

[muted thistle]

Hopefully that error is gone by steam release

[keen vortex]

now we wont lose it again

[lament wagon]

oh that has nothing to do w/ the game, it's a software thing

[muted thistle]

Ah

[lament wagon]

[muted thistle]

Should we also pin the price response for people who keep asking
"Under $5 above $1.20"

[vapid solstice]

Or just…

Put it in the FAQ

[muted thistle]

Actually nobody checks the faq or pinned...

[vapid solstice]

Also the date on the FAQ needs to be updated lmao

[ivory coyote]

[slender moth]

HELLOOO

[ivory coyote]

haiiii 👋

[slender moth]

I LOVE UR PFP SM

[ivory coyote]

TYYYY !!

[slender moth]

IT'S ADORABLE HAHAHAHA

[ivory coyote]

its art i made :}c

[slender moth]

... YOU MADE THAT?!

[ivory coyote]

yah!!

[slender moth]

OH

My god

OH MY GOD

[ivory coyote]

i have it on my twitter GHGJG

[slender moth]

I

I LOVE THAT ARR

I LOVE IT'S MY FAVOURITE

[ivory coyote]

WHHEE

[slender moth]

AND I AM TALKING TO AN ARTIST OF IT

I CANT IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS WAIT

[ivory coyote]

PLSSJFHS 😭

[slender moth]

I NEED TO BE COOL LMFAO

I can't be HAHAHA

Im too HYPERFIXATED

[ivory coyote]

nah same, i get it 😭😭

[slender moth]

OH THANK GOD HAHA

Pls I'm not weird I PROMISE

HAHAHAHA

[golden fractal]

woag

hello!

welcome in

[keen vortex]

its ok, we can all be a little weird here

as a treat

and yeye welcome in!

[ivory coyote]

love these lil emojis

[keen vortex]

jus a lil guy

[vagrant jackal]

Cutest interaction i've seen

[slender moth]

Shush

[keen vortex]

ikr? I have my daily dose of sweet and wholesome

[slender moth]

I am not good at first impressions

[vagrant jackal]

Nuh uh 💜

[slender moth]

AAAAH IM NOT GOOD AT CONVERSATIONS

[ivory coyote]

PLS JEJDHD

[vagrant jackal]

It's the best

[keen vortex]

in the horror server, in a channel about a game where you blast yourself in the face and gamble hahahah

yall cute af hahaha

[vagrant jackal]

Where else could it be? It was mean to be 😂

[muted thistle]

Stay positive
99% of gamblers quit before they hit big

[golden fractal]

well yknow what youre also super wholesome and nice so there

[vagrant jackal]

Also, very random but i'd like to say i really enjoy ur art style :]

[vagrant jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/nou-no-you-uno-uno-reverse-gif-21173861

[ivory coyote]

TYY!!

[keen vortex]

It appears I've been bamboozled

[vagrant jackal]

:D

[keen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-acchi-kocchi-panic-dizzy-gif-17054821

[rain oyster]

i got the permission from Mike to tease exactly one (1) new mechanic from 1.2 update, so here you go

[keen vortex]

Discord saw it first y'all

[golden fractal]

YOOOOOOO

[vagrant jackal]

MF TOOK MY BEER- /j

[keen vortex]

his beer now

[vagrant jackal]

Mf went:

ALSO, Y'ALL HYDRATE OR DIE STRAIGHT /lh /hj

[keen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/dedehydrate2-gif-25528975

[south helm]

Mike if you read this could you upload the carbon steel ost I cant seem to find it anywhere

[muted thistle]

NEW ITEM SPOTTED

[vagrant jackal]

I wonder what it does /gen

[muted thistle]

That reminds me

Have we gotten the cover art of the vinyl and cassete yet?

[vapid solstice]

Book?

[vapid solstice]

It’s literally on the site and the announcement

[muted thistle]

No like
The png flat of it

The image printed onto the cover

[vapid solstice]

Then no

If the masters are gonna be on bandcamp via Turtle Pals then the cover art will be there

[muted thistle]

[vapid solstice]

If not I can always try to ask the label owner/founder

[muted thistle]

Ah good idea

[vapid solstice]

Not gonna ask yet

Because

It’s too early

[vapid solstice]

Or if Mike made the art (which I highly doubt he didn’t) then ask him

[vocal cedar]

I'll ask if I can share it

[keen vortex]

thanks Mike!

[muted thistle]

Thanks!

also im home so buckshot time

[fervent stone]

Please I don't understand this sentence
"No comments.
What’s the deal with the God’s Contract?
None of your business, high roller. "
Will there be an online mode to the game?

[vestal ridge]

rn they have only stated a new gamemode, controller support, ports, and new items, not online mode.

So it seems to not be offically planned.

It's a big project, so please have patience with the developer(s) :)

[south helm]

mike could you release the ost for carbon steel?

[vocal cedar]

yes it will be up soon

[slender moth]

Oh my god I love it so much

[muted thistle]

Thank you!

[cosmic heron]

Epic

[opaque imp]

I LOVE IT

[vapid solstice]

Ok when I said the art I didn’t mean the assets lmao

[vocal cedar]

The vinyl label is gonna be dope

[slender moth]

God how I wish I could get it

[manic wyvern]

@slender moth Discord is trying to kill me istg

[opaque imp]

I NEED THE VINYL ONE

[hollow dragon]

Hello mike , I have a question : Please cloud you tell me how did you got the idea of this incredible game ?!

[vapid solstice]

Mike: “russian roulette… with a shotgun instead of a revolver!!!”

[vocal cedar]

Yeah pretty much

originally it was supposed to take place in an arcade at the edge of town

and you had to get a number of tickets to buy this piece of hardware from the prize booth

[vapid solstice]

So it wasn’t an actual gun from the start?

[vocal cedar]

it was

it was supposed to be a small part of a bigger game I was working on, and at that point I just had the shotgun roulette idea but no actual design for it

and then the unity runtime fee happened and I switched to Godot instead

and just made smaller stuff to get familiar with it

[vapid solstice]

No wonder it’s so easy to mod lmao

[cosmic heron]

Mike I’ve got a question, what inspired you to create these horror games? I’ve noticed several of them have this running theme of being uncanny with warped soundtracks

[vocal cedar]

mainly sci-fi horror

[vocal cedar]

I recommend 'The Jaunt', '9 Billion Names of God' and 'I have no mouth and I must scream'

i think those are my main inspirations

any horror by arthur c clarke is good

[cosmic heron]

I’ve heard of no mouth

[hollow dragon]

And how long did it take you to develop the game?

[manic wyvern]

I wouldn’t call Buckshot Roulette horror tbh. At no point am I scared or tense I’m just having a good time with my friend the Dealer

[vapid solstice]

No horror just the clenching of you getting shot lmao

[slender moth]

How did he even come up with the dealer in the first place? Like the design and everything

[vocal cedar]

87 days I think

[cosmic heron]

I find the horror of buckshot with the dread of putting the guns muzzle up against your face willingly wanting to take your life for some bucks lol. The pov is amazing in my opinion

[vestal ridge]

[hollow dragon]

Wow! impressive

[manic wyvern]

The horror is not being able to hold the Dealers hand

[vocal cedar]

maybe a few weeks less. I can't tell from the files since I started on the design a bit earlier

[vapid solstice]

When accessing the game in Godot there’s a player test scene

Were we originally gonna walk on our own?

[cosmic heron]

Not to mention some minor details in the game

[vocal cedar]

maybe there was a vague idea for being able to walk around but there wasn't any point where it was necessary

[vapid solstice]

Ah

[manic wyvern]

I wanna know what the rest of the club looks like

[vocal cedar]

bleak

[manic wyvern]

Does he own it or is he just living in the walls

[golden fractal]

the ability to spin freely would make the player too powerful

[vapid solstice]

I can check that out

Since the game is in godot I can extract the project easily

[cosmic heron]

Dealer is anti social lol

[vestal ridge]

It's basically just what you see, but the doctor actualy has a detailed face

[vocal cedar]

yeah I think unity projects are a lot more difficult to decompile

[slender moth]

When is the dealer gonna get a dentist

[vapid solstice]

Assets are pretty easy to access for Unity

[manic wyvern]

The Dealer is just infesting the club

[vagrant jackal]

Him just living in the walls and acting like a rat is hella funny and out of pocket 😂

[vapid solstice]

Just gotta get the right tool

[manic wyvern]

They tried sprinkling vinegar in the floorboards to get him out but it didn’t work

[slender moth]

Just take away all the beer

Maybe that will make him get out

Imagine seeing a floating head and arms just floating around 😭

[manic wyvern]

They get a really big mouse trap and put a beer in it

[vestal ridge]

That makes sense of why it takes 2 hours to export anything and 15+ minutes to load the project select menu.

[vocal cedar]

it's pretty heavy yeah

[vagrant jackal]

Love how we all went from like somewhat srs questions to Mike to now making fun of the Dealer for being basically a rat lmao /lh /positiv

[manic wyvern]

Mike would the vinegar trick keep the Dealer away yes or no /j

[vocal cedar]

all conversations here usually escalate into pure dealer bullying

[slender moth]

Mf he is a rat did you see those teeth he really needs to visit a dentist

[cosmic heron]

Dealer harassment

[vagrant jackal]

As they should /j

[manic wyvern]

What if I sprinkle salt on him

[slender moth]

I need his hair routine 💜

[warm turret]

he's beautiful

[slender moth]

LMFAO

[cosmic heron]

I seriously want an explanation on this

[slender moth]

THE FACE

[vestal ridge]

Do you know how they will be printed?

So I can replicate it when I wanna make fake game covers.

[manic wyvern]

I think if you spayed water on the Dealer he’d crumble away

[hot cloak]

hello

[manic wyvern]

He’s dry asf

[vagrant jackal]

Might work lmao

[vapid solstice]

all the physical stuff is produced in the UK i think

[manic wyvern]

Dealer in the glue trap

[slender moth]

I wanna givе him a toothbrush

Please

[vestal ridge]

Most likely a asset he had already made.

[slender moth]

Mike add that feature

A toothbrush

And a toothpaste

[manic wyvern]

Dealer kissing

[slender moth]

And a wig

[vagrant jackal]

Honest to god, you might be right /hj

[manic wyvern]

And moisturizer

[slender moth]

Give him a fabulous wig

[opaque imp]

https://tenor.com/view/big-and-small-uh-oh-you-found-the-toothpaste-gif-26756618

[manic wyvern]

I burn him with the magnifying glass what happens

[cosmic heron]

Yeah probably but sometimes there’s inside jokes involved with stuff like this lols

[vestal ridge]

And make it extremely high-poly so it takes up half the game size and lags everyting.

[hot cloak]

yeah

[vagrant jackal]

How to take care of your Dealer^TM:

• Bully him
• Brush that mf teeth and get him to a dentist
• insert more stuff idk

[manic wyvern]

Vinegar

[vocal cedar]

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHAHA

[manic wyvern]

Feeding the dealer garlic

Idk

[slender moth]

PLEASE MIKE

ADD THE TOOTHBRUSH

[hot cloak]

wonder if I should describe the dumbest dealer round I witnessed while recording the widescreen test video

[slender moth]

HE NEEDS IT

[vocal cedar]

1% chance for dealer to pull a toothbrush that bluescreens the pc

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHAHA

[vagrant jackal]

We're all so weird i swear-😂 /lh

[cosmic heron]

Feed dealer more drugs, add cocaine

[manic wyvern]

Dealer jumpscare mechanic if you take his beer

[slender moth]

ALSO GIVE HIM A WIG

GIVE HIM A WIG MIKE

[vagrant jackal]

Bet?

[opaque imp]

luscious hair

[slender moth]

Like I'd

Sell my organs just to give dealer a toothbrush

[manic wyvern]

New item; Water bottle

You spray him with water and he loses his turn

[slender moth]

OR A TRIP TO A DENTIST

is he afraid of dentist?

[vagrant jackal]

From rat to cat

[manic wyvern]

Same thing tbh

[vagrant jackal]

With those teeth he should be /lh

[keen vortex]

*hisssssssssssss

[slender moth]

HE'S AFRAID OF DENTAL HYGIENE

[keen vortex]

[slender moth]

WATCH ME PULL A TOOTHBRUSH ON HIM

[vocal cedar]

he just gets pissed and leaves without elaborating

[slender moth]

Too bad he's getting those toothpick teeth brushed

[manic wyvern]

New item, cool rock. One percent chance of appearing. Give it to him and he goes back to smiling

[opaque imp]

i call him mr dingler

[keen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-disney-pixar-scary-monsters-scary-monsters-dont-have-plaque-gif-5659855

[slender moth]

Also when is the dealer plushie coming out if I may ask?

[cosmic heron]

Dealer dental hygiene update (it’s real guys)

[slender moth]

YES PLEASE

WE NEED THAT PLEASE

[vocal cedar]

It should be april 21

[manic wyvern]

It’s a shiny stone ❤️

[warm turret]

mobile game ad where you pull the dealer's infected tooth

[slender moth]

Oh my god I can't wait for it to come out

[slender moth]

wait

HIDE IT FROM THOSE KIND OF FAND

FANS

DEALER WILL SEE STUFF NO

[hot cloak]

dealer gets veneers

[winter geode]

Dealers already seen everything

[manic wyvern]

Pull out the toothbrush and he starts screaming like a Tasmanian devil

[keen vortex]

april fools update, its just a toothbrush and it only makes his teeth a few hex codes whiter, but its better than before

[vagrant jackal]

Didn't know we had irl footage of the Dealer- /j

[winter geode]

Dont think theres much more he hasnt seen

[cosmic heron]

Just scroll through twitter they massacre my boy

[slender moth]

Oh my god no

I saw

A lot

Pls

[hot cloak]

what

[slender moth]

HE'S A FLOATING HEAD WITH HANDS

[winter geode]

Heres your irl Dealer, minus the like.. really other fucked up stuff

[slender moth]

wait

[cosmic heron]

Twitter is the real reason why dealer harassment exists

[slender moth]

HOW DOES HE DRINK

THE BEER

[hot cloak]

I know that

[slender moth]

IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A BODY

[keen vortex]

in my baby CM days, I went looking for fanart on deviantart

[slender moth]

OR ANYTHING WHERE DOES IT GO

[keen vortex]

I traumatized myself

[vagrant jackal]

Which u simp for /lh /j

[leaden stratus]

backrooms

[slender moth]

Understandable

[warm turret]

it's amazing how twitter can extrapolate that a toothy head and hands has a dadbod and an incredibly hairy chest

[winter geode]

How can you simp for a glorified Emoji ball

[slender moth]

HE SIMPS FOR DEALER

[vagrant jackal]

Agreed

[manic wyvern]

Pour boiling milk on him

[slender moth]

LITERALLY HE HAS NO RIGHTS

MF

[hot cloak]

god save me

oh wait he died

[vagrant jackal]

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy /lh

[winter geode]

Yall would fuck melting ice cream that fell on the floor smh

[manic wyvern]

Or not. Is the Dealer lactose intolerant

I don’t wanna hurt him 💔

[hot cloak]

so many questions

[slender moth]

DEEDEE YOURE NO BETTER

[keen vortex]

me @ yall

[slender moth]

NOOOOOO

[hot cloak]

man what i do

[keen vortex]

take a bath ya heathens

[vagrant jackal]

Understandable

[hot cloak]

I just did

[keen vortex]

[manic wyvern]

Man what did I do

Sorry for party rocking

[vagrant jackal]

I need sleep so i might catch that

[warm turret]

"bath"? what does that mean? is this another made-up word like "grass"

[slender moth]

I wanna draw dealer w a toothbrush

[vestal ridge]

Does this count as one?

[slender moth]

Idc I need that sm

[winter geode]

Reveals heaven to the mortals

[vagrant jackal]

Dew it

[hot cloak]

what

[manic wyvern]

Draw the Dealer smiling ❤️

[vestal ridge]

Stupidest dealer related moment

[hot cloak]

it was stupid... beyond stupid

[leaden stratus]

I have video showcasing the worst of the worse

[winter geode]

Im waiting for someone to get plastic surgery to look like the dealer

[slender moth]

Is that a challenge

Bet

[winter geode]

It involves a gullotine and a lot of puppetering

[vestal ridge]

Have you gone to brittain? /j

[warm turret]

i'm scared, but i want to see

[winter geode]

Ive gone to your house

Clean up your room

[vagrant jackal]

I'm gonna go catch zzz's, until later beloved friends

[vocal cedar]

later!

[slender moth]

Go dream about dealer

And brush his teeth

I beg you

[winter geode]

So long monamee

[warm turret]

the operation is putting yourself in a dryer spin cycle for 3 hours

[vagrant jackal]

I might just wake up crying again if i do /hj

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHA

PLEASE BRUSH HIS TEETH MAN

[hot cloak]

someone's gonna make a dealer mod where he gets pearly whites

[leaden stratus]

It’s on my channel if you really want to. Link on my profile

Latest short

[winter geode]

And going up to greylock tower to receive magical metamorphisis

[slender moth]

Imagine dealer w that realistic pearly white smile

[cosmic heron]

What if dealer had straight human teeth

[leaden stratus]

Like those pictures of sharks with human teeth

[vestal ridge]

Teeth from a stock photo

[hot cloak]

whoever knows 3d modeling get on this

[slender moth]

YES YES YES

IMMA DO THAT RN I'LL BE BACK

[cosmic heron]

great

[vestal ridge]

You made that?

[winter geode]

Uh yeah i made the slop

I was just testing an old program i use to use as a kid

Cute cut

And it aight

[vestal ridge]

Well, it's prety nice, it has realistically muted colours, but if it's supposed to be on film you might wanna add grain.

[manic wyvern]

I think the Dealer is Br*tish /j

[winter geode]

Oh i didnt make like any of it

Its all from a series called greylock lol

Yeah no the editor i used cant even produce anything after 30 seconds lol

[vestal ridge]

With 1 layer of the grain filter I programmed myself, no blurring tho, it might yield better results

[slender moth]

YALL DEALER DID IT

HE BRUSHED HIS TEETH

NOW HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE

[vestal ridge]

Image?

[winter geode]

Mhm gotchs gotcha

Yeah i use adobe, i know the stuffs

[cosmic heron]

Very kissable

[manic wyvern]

Krilling myself

[slender moth]

LMFAO

MIKE LOOK HE BRUSHED HIS TEETH

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-slap-kat-slap-slap-cat-cate-gif-7906458944533086715

[slender moth]

HE WENT TO THE DENTIST

[warm turret]

yassified. slay

[slender moth]

Imma yassify him

[ivory coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-run-low-quality-gif-7119753476526813171

good evenging

[cosmic heron]

Hi hi

[ivory coyote]

haiiii

[cosmic heron]

how r u?

[ivory coyote]

im doing well!! :0 and you?

[manic wyvern]

YIPPEE

[cosmic heron]

I’m great! Glad to hear you’re well :)

[ivory coyote]

yall both got similar pfps i almost couldnt tell you were two different people 😭

[cosmic heron]

lmao

[slender moth]

What the fuck have.

I done

[ivory coyote]

huh 😭

[slender moth]

Im crying

[ivory coyote]

WHAHJD???

[cosmic heron]

Dealer is trans 🏳️‍⚧️

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHAJAHA

[vestal ridge]

One is shy, the other one wants blow your head off.

[ivory coyote]

Good for her!!

[ivory coyote]

P;SFJDDJF

[slender moth]

DEALER IS YASSIFED

NOW

I forgot eyelashes

Shit

[vestal ridge]

I need to learn blender to make this a 3d model

[ivory coyote]

oh god no 😭

[vestal ridge]

Then mod it into the game

[slender moth]

Im so loved in here

[slender moth]

Imagine Mike comes back and this is the first thing he sees

[manic wyvern]

Can I marry

[vestal ridge]

Can a mod pin that masterpiece to make sure that happens?

[slender moth]

PLS DO

I BEG YOU

[cosmic heron]

Images like this are the reason why Mike ain’t ever coming back to this channel

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[vocal cedar]

oh god

[manic wyvern]

Sigh

[winter geode]

Man my internet fuckin sucks

[cosmic heron]

oh my

[slender moth]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAA

HEY MIKE

DO YOU LIKE MY VERSION OF DEALER?

[manic wyvern]

Mnk

[winter geode]

Glad everyones been brushing their teeth

[slender moth]

IM CRYING

[hot cloak]

nah I wanna see the original model's teeth whitened

[manic wyvern]

I want to see his EYES

like a clear pic

[slender moth]

ON IT RN

What color should his eyes be

[vestal ridge]

The 3D model from what I know just has the holes as far as I know, if that's what you're looking for.

[manic wyvern]

I mean after you beat him and his eyes go red

[cosmic heron]

Dealer never loses, specially against god 😎||I need help||

[slender moth]

Is this how Mike imagined the fandom of this game?

[vestal ridge]

Saved.

[winter geode]

Birds included

[vestal ridge]

Tbh more like not any I believe, it wasn't meant to be a big thing when he made it, just a arcade minigame.

[winter geode]

Id call it more like a sess pit lol

[winter geode]

Yeah thats a good percentage of how things like this start

[slender moth]

YESSSSSS

EVERYONE BRUSH YOUR TEETH

[winter geode]

One second you are nobody next you are the face of the internet for a couple days

[vestal ridge]

But be honest here, Buckshot Roulette would make a great physical arcade game.

[winter geode]

Im just glad old mates other games are getting recognition

I remember playing a couple of them

Spoilers but fuck you Mike for that spider scene

[vestal ridge]

Markiplier seems to have played Unsorted VHS due to the success of Buckshot Roulette

[winter geode]

Yeah a few people have

I liked pyros video. He always goes that extra mile for that perfect narration

[vestal ridge]

Hope that means his game library and other works from indie developers get a bit more recogniction.

[winter geode]

Time will tell, but i reckon Mikes career is just gonna go up at this point

[vestal ridge]

Yeah, he has a publisher, and merch, AND OST, that's a long way.

[manic wyvern]

Now he’s gonna do

Buckshot Roulette 2: Escape 2 Africa

[winter geode]

Im pretty sure Africa is gonna just be pure stone

[manic wyvern]

2 Buck 2 Shot

[winter geode]

Like smoothed over like a vulcano

Where ever mike goes the nihilistic grunge goes

[manic wyvern]

Erm actually that’s Pompeii ☝️

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulettee-gif-17429044931567597973

[manic wyvern]

Dealer kissing minigame

[vestal ridge]

More realistically (if I follow trends) it would be a online-dedicated version, that would be free to play or very cheap.

And possibly a VR port, people already want it and when someone does it people seem to love it(and stream it).

[winter geode]

The dealer would eat a death cap and spit it into your mouth

[manic wyvern]

I want Dealer lore.

Like

Is he single

What is he made of

What are he eat

[winter geode]

Hes a floating head with hands you fuckin animal

[manic wyvern]

And r there more of him

[winter geode]

Ive already seen r34 of the poor bastard

[manic wyvern]

He’s made of cartilage

Like a shark

[vestal ridge]

Technically correct?

[manic wyvern]

Can I poke his eye. For science reasons

[winter geode]

Hes built like the thumb people from spy kids

Btw he only looks cool cause of the lighting

But when there isnt he looks like a ugly goblin

[vestal ridge]

I mean I think hello kitty wouldn't feel the same

[cosmic heron]

DEALER IS DEALER

[vestal ridge]

Think of character design:

1. Silluette

[winter geode]

His real name is probably Bob

[manic wyvern]

Kevin

[ivory coyote]

billy

[manic wyvern]

Josh

[cosmic heron]

Nelson

[winter geode]

Asparagus

[vestal ridge]

He has a fairly identifiable silluette, tht's the most important part about character design

[manic wyvern]

If he’s not careful he’s gonna have my name

[cosmic heron]

XxShotgunDrugD4storyer4002929388xX

[winter geode]

I just thought of something

Where does the beer go?

[vestal ridge]

And likes to watch football(the one where the foot touches the ball) on tv as he drinks beer

[winter geode]

Does he just hold it in his mouth the entire game?

[cosmic heron]

Probably has a stomach

[winter geode]

He doesnt have a fuggin stomach

[ivory coyote]

i think that hes a little ball of void. it doesnt go anywhere.

[winter geode]

No he just spits it out once hes shot you

[cosmic heron]

Dealer must have organs or something. He’s got blood, and he must have lungs of some sort to smoke the cigs

Brain too prob

[winter geode]

He frantically panics and spits it out to not be embaressed

[vestal ridge]

He's a portable AC

[cosmic heron]

lol

[winter geode]

He definately has a apple figure body

[cosmic heron]

The ideal male body

[vestal ridge]

I mean he's already round, like an apple

[winter geode]

Oh i meant more like womanly figure

Basically im saying he has a phat ass

[cosmic heron]

Pac man

[ivory coyote]

pac man!!

[manic wyvern]

Oh yeah

[winter geode]

Interview question for Mike Klubnika, does the dealer have a phat ass?

[vestal ridge]

When you say that you imply possibilities we're not ready to handle.

[cosmic heron]

Questions Mike is too afraid to answer:

[winter geode]

He'll sit there sweating profusely

[vestal ridge]

Maybe already is

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pasina-chhutna-swamod-swatipramod-shorts-break-darr-ke-mare-pasina-chhutna-gaur-se-dekhna-gif-27434016

[cosmic heron]

Mike stalking the chat nervously sweating

[winter geode]

Mike is constantly sweating so he has to be hooked up to machines that pump water into his body

[cosmic heron]

“Everyone so mean 2 me 💔”

[ivory coyote]

PLS LMAO

[vestal ridge]

(He is online and very well might be reading this btw)

[ivory coyote]

gawd damn

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nier-automata-2b-yoko-taro-gif-25748077

[cosmic heron]

I can’t stop chuckling about this

[winter geode]

Are you gripping at your fat belly chuckle laughing?

[cosmic heron]

Knee slapping even

[winter geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ogvhs-ho-ho-ho-he-man-she-ra-laugh-gif-18199837

[cosmic heron]

hohoho

[leaden stratus]

“Please slap my fat fucking dumpy”

[ivory coyote]

wtf

[manic wyvern]

I’d bite it

[warm turret]

the dealer has no ass. just bone

[ivory coyote]

all cartilage

[cosmic heron]

there ain’t nothing

[manic wyvern]

@everyone

Dealer. Thoughts?

[vernal monolith]

Diiler 💙💙

[viral glacier]

the scarier the character the more uh um.. attention they get

[manic wyvern]

Husbant

[cosmic heron]

husbando

[vernal monolith]

Truer words have never been spoken

[cosmic heron]

the less detailed the character, the more detail twitter adds

[manic wyvern]

My beloved eel teeth

[vernal monolith]

It's like how horror is sometimes best when it leaves things unknown

[leaden stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-gif-2874980481693623738

[cosmic heron]

so me

[golden fractal]

the way this caught me so fucking off guard LMAOOO

[vagrant jackal]

This is so cursed- 😂

[vagrant jackal]

Basically the Dealer /j

[vagrant jackal]

Yeah..just how it goes ngl

[buoyant stratus]

I just realized that in the DoN mode, whenever you drank beers or smoking or not, the amount of money in the first round is going to be? random!

I tried to win the first round without that, and guess what, I got 53k only

[pallid geode]

who up rouletteing they buckshot rn

[vestal ridge]

How would you compensate for Buckshot Roulette to keep the theme if you had to remove all firearms?

[pallid geode]

very colourful nerf gun to throw off the opposition

[vernal monolith]

Soup that you're not entirely sure if it's too hot still

[vestal ridge]

Haha, what if all depictions of one had to be removed too tho?

[pallid geode]

cups of mountain dew voltage and windex

THE CUPS ARE FILLED WITH AN UNKNOWN LIQUID.

[vestal ridge]

HAHAHA, y'know, fuck it that's something.

[vernal monolith]

[pallid geode]

replace magnifying glass with pH strips,,

i'm a genius

they should hire me

[vestal ridge]

HAHA I LOVE IT

[supple hinge]

I know something about the game

What know only mikeklubnika

It's a prototype of the game

It's called shotgun roulette

I found some pictures of it in release game files

Prototype menu

[leaden stratus]

mike makes computers???

[leaden stratus]

maybe that’s why shotgun roulette got pulled from steam

And I’m kinda glad it did

[supple hinge]

Yeah

Main menu is clean

No game name

Just 2 shell

[leaden stratus]

I like the one we’ve got now

[supple hinge]

Me too

[leaden stratus]

It fits the Blank Shell theme perfectly

[lament wagon]

[supple hinge]

Bruh

I found a death

[vernal monolith]

Makes sense if it's early concept stuff cool find!

[vernal monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[supple hinge]

Cuted charge

[pallid geode]

crazy

AHHH

[supple hinge]

Mike really said 💀

But it's interesting

But no prototype gameplay screenshot

Stop

In prototype the shotgun is spinning

In release version, dealer always give shotgun to player

[modest turret]

Good morning beans

[lament wagon]

beans

[vernal monolith]

Goodmorning!

Beans that are silly

[leaden stratus]

me eating the left over canned beans for breakfast that I stole from a homeless man

[modest turret]

Mood

[pallid geode]

me checking in on the magic beans that the homeless guy sold me to see if they have grown into a giant beanstalk

[leaden stratus]

idk what you’re smoking but I want some of it

[pallid geode]

_ _

that is what i am smoking

[modest turret]

That sounds fun

[leaden stratus]

based bio btw

[pallid geode]

thamks

i live by it

[leaden stratus]

same

kinda

only the second part

[pallid geode]

i can get behind that

[leaden stratus]

same

[supple hinge]

I find another picture

Engine icon1

[pallid geode]

she'll project

[slender moth]

@leaden stratus HERE

[leaden stratus]

swifties when god forbid someone says Taylor swift isn’t their favorite human being

[slender moth]

BAHAHAHAH

OMG HE FR DOES LOOK LIKE A SWIFTIE

IM CRYING

[supple hinge]

Can I send smoking dude original face?

[vernal monolith]

[pallid geode]

yes,,,,, finally the common folk can use my creation,,,,,

cant wait to have to add a bunch more code when the new items come out

(it's a bot that finds the best move, probably really bad rn i did redo the entire evaluation system)

[leaden stratus]

I CAN FINALLY SCRIPT MY VIDEOS!!!!

[pallid geode]

also im totally lying when i say i made this for the common folk this is purely so i dont have to retype shit out in the console a shit ton of times

[pallid geode]

hey! backshot roulette is MY bot for MY video

but you could just download it from github and use it without credit but i would be sad if you did that

[leaden stratus]

wait hold on

Nah I give credit

[pallid geode]

phew

[vernal monolith]

[leaden stratus]

Except for when I used @slender moth artwork in my video

[slender moth]

bats eyelashes/j

[pallid geode]

i hope my bot gets a blessing from delightful kissboy i watched so much of his stuff for this bot

[leaden stratus]

I have no clue which channel I’m supposed to sub to

[pallid geode]

all 5

sorry wait i only have 3 linked

the main one (redstone59) is gonna be the coding channel

dump is for gameing clips and for funny maymays

filled circular balls

[leaden stratus]

I just kinda have my one channel

I enjoy it

[pallid geode]

i used to but then i started taking content creation a little more seriously

then realised wow having high effort and low effort videos on the same channel will fuck up my click-through rate

i dont care THAT much but i do enjoy making the videos now and then

[leaden stratus]

Also, figure out if you wanna be a shorts YouTuber or a long form YouTuber before things take off

[pallid geode]

backshot roulette has a video in the making but i gotta finish the bot before i do that

[pallid geode]

i wanna do videos in the style of sebastian lague

i love his stuff

but with my little spin on it

[pallid geode]

(he's even credited in the README)

[leaden stratus]

He does long form

[pallid geode]

i know

but its good long form

[leaden stratus]

Ah very nice

I enjoy screaming into the mic for like 55 seconds

[pallid geode]

the readme isnt even finished but crediting the people i looked at when coding is just good etiquette

[pallid geode]

so do i but thats second channel content

[pallid geode]

also you kinda just said this and didnt continue on

were you going to say something

or was this for subscribing

[leaden stratus]

https://youtu.be/sCrp5UsQoWo?si=9JMm7Wcaux47wrPk

suffering from dimentia

Dementia

[pallid geode]

im gonna test the bot on one round of double or nothing mode

the old version got two rounds deep before getting its head blown off from poor luck

so it died in the first round but not because of anything the bot did

silly maximum health of 2 with a saw in the dealers hand

[manic wyvern]

Backshot Roulette

[pallid geode]

yeah thats the name of the bot so what

okay so the bots evaluation is all fucked up or something else has gone awry because its making paths that are completely illegal moves

i found the issue immediately

new evaluation backshot just won its first round of double or nothing

give it a round of applause

still a little silly in places but that can be fixed

[muted thistle]

wow what did I miss yall have been taliking a lot

[pallid geode]

you missed me yapping

something about buckshot roulette prototypes

[muted thistle]

shell project

[cosmic heron]

gm everyone

[supple hinge]

yeah

but

mikeklubnika dont write version in the prototype menu:(

and there no information about the prototype on youtube

[manic wyvern]

Good morning buck shotters rise n grind

[vernal monolith]

Another morning c:

[golden fractal]

helloooo good morning

[cosmic heron]

Another day another shotgun to my face

[dusky elm]

does comes a Multiplayer version maybe?

[cosmic heron]

Every time someone asks about multiplayer it adds another year till it releases

[dusky elm]

i have 10+ accounts should i ask with them too?

[vernal monolith]

Hey! Check out #│faq friend c:

[manic wyvern]

I don’t care about multiplayer because I don’t have friends I just want the lore

[dusky elm]

Lol i did but was yeah
Overread

[dusky elm]

xd

[muted thistle]

I'm the opposite way where story dosnt matter if I can have fun with freinds

[dusky elm]

+1

[cosmic heron]

Roblox has buckshot games with multiplayer lol

[dusky elm]

Not the same feeling

[manic wyvern]

Dealer kissing dlc /j

[cosmic heron]

Take my money

[manic wyvern]

Date night minigame

[vernal monolith]

Is it really /j tho

[cosmic heron]

Loveshot roulette if it was official

[manic wyvern]

Use the secret code to unlock a date night with the Dealer /j

[vernal monolith]

Your sarcasm is a quilt woven in truth

[muted thistle]

Tknow there is a dealer dating sim

[cosmic heron]

Just smooch his forehead

[golden fractal]

my favorite visual gag is the long distance kiss its so silly looking

MWAH

[manic wyvern]

Kiss his teeth,,,

[cosmic heron]

Stupid idiot clay figure sits so polite

[vagrant jackal]

Precious

[vagrant jackal]

The politest

[vernal monolith]

Omg that's awesome, he looks like my pet who ate my dinner when I wasn't looking and feels guilty now

[cosmic heron]

He drank all your beer

[vernal monolith]

How dare he?!

Actually he can have it

[keen vortex]

My immediate thought

[cosmic heron]

lol

[vernal monolith]

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHAA

[vagrant jackal]

Beer is...an aquired taste so if he likes it might as well give it all to him

[vernal monolith]

i keep beer around just for friends to be honest lol

[muted thistle]

I'm more of a margarita person

[vernal monolith]

margaritas are great, i love wine and hard stuff

[vagrant jackal]

Cocktails are hella good ngl can you tell i don't like the taste of alcohol?

[golden fractal]

ahh i hit drinking age right around when lockdown started :') i havent tried much more than like cheap wine coolers from walmart lmaoo

[vernal monolith]

I'd recommend sangria, its really sweet and a good start c:

blueberry sangria is my fav!

[muted thistle]

People like the taste?

[golden fractal]

ooo that sounds good i like strawberry flavored stuff so maybe ill keep an eye out for that

[vagrant jackal]

Oh shi-

[slender moth]

OMG I SAID THE S WORD

[muted thistle]

Wait I just remember vodka existed

[vagrant jackal]

I can't name the alcohol

[vernal monolith]

ah auto mod hehe

[slender moth]

How dare you

[vagrant jackal]

It gets flagged so have a pic instead

Dis ^

[golden fractal]

ohhh

[slender moth]

I love it yeah

[vernal monolith]

a very good drink!

[muted thistle]

Oooo that looks good

[vagrant jackal]

Apparently??

[slender moth]

I didn't know the drink existed till now /j

HAHAHAHAHA

[warm turret]

🎷 on the beach

[vagrant jackal]

It has around 7 to 9% tho' so if you can't handle alcohol be somewhat careful hello, that's me, i am said light weight

[golden fractal]

my dad used to be a bartender and got me a malibu bay breeze as my first drink and it was mad tasty

then like a few days later i tried this vodka coffee milkshake and was immediately flattened by it LMAOO

[vagrant jackal]

Dis?

[golden fractal]

that's the alcohol used in it! it's a mixed drink with that and like fruit juice n stuff

[muted thistle]

I never get why being a lightweight is a bad thing
I spent just about 300 on whiskey and only got tipsy 😭

[vagrant jackal]

I don't think it's a bad thing, but bc i'm a lightweight and all my friends aren't i get absolutely smashed after just a few drinks with low % and i get like really loud and talk a shit ton (and that fast). I think that just bothers people idk

[warm turret]

i deliberately avoid alcohol because with all my mental shit i could become an alcoholic real quick. also pretty sure it doesn't play nice with antidepressants

my vice is ice cream

which just makes me happy and fat

[vernal monolith]

favorite ice cream check??? 👀

[warm turret]

ben and jerry's tonight dough

[golden fractal]

can't go wrong with chocolate

[muted thistle]

I only drink on special occasions
Me and my ma hesd down to Dave and posters and blow like 700 on drinks and games every year

[vernal monolith]

I'm so basic my fav is plain vanilla or cookie dough

[muted thistle]

I'd have to say cookie dough and Carmel in chocolate ice cream

[vagrant jackal]

Uh...hazelnut and mango

[golden fractal]

that sounds fun 😭 ive never been to a dave and busters but i keep asking im an arcade girlie at heart

[vernal monolith]

ooooo good choices here

[muted thistle]

Oh it's great
They have a bunch of actually fun games that arnt just for tickets and some have vr rides

But do vr before drinking
Dose not treat the stomach well

[golden fractal]

oh yeah i can imagine

my sibling has a vr setup and theyve let me use it like a handful of times

[muted thistle]

Man now I want to go to Dave and busters

[manic wyvern]

Best part of C.ai dealer. He respects women ❤️

[vapid solstice]

https://fxtwitter.com/mikeklubnika/status/1767577294925627474?s=46&t=nxe51kxw8laC3BflcLUuNg

[muted thistle]

The real reason for the delay

[vagrant jackal]

Random thing i just want to say is:

Love how the blue and red shells have a slightly different tone when looking at them with the spyglass/magnifiying glass

Idfk how to hold a gun so pls be kind but i wonder if the Player is left or right handed

[vagrant jackal]

My headcanoned Dealer drinks his respect woman juice daily

[manic wyvern]

Amazing ❤️

[cosmic heron]

Holy shit, Dealer spotted in my spanish word search 🤯

[vagrant jackal]

Is he eating the table in the second pic? 😂

[vapid solstice]

he go nom

[cosmic heron]

He’s a little drunk is all

[vagrant jackal]

Nom nom nom

[vagrant jackal]

Silliest drunk, i love him 💜

[lament wagon]

its so over for me...

[muted thistle]

Nahhh you're fine

[lament wagon]

yeah he shot himself to death

[vagrant jackal]

My brother in christ- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE HANDCUFFS?! /j

[muted thistle]

You see when the deal and a shotgun love each other very mu-

[vagrant jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-crying-emoji-laugh-cry-emoji-cry-laugh-emoji-gif-19935705

[lament wagon]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i omegaluled so hard my jaw clicked

[naive dome]

How much will the steam version cost

[cosmic heron]

5$ usd or less

[vernal monolith]

More than itch, but less than $5 c:

[naive dome]

I'm guessing 3.99 because for some reason a lot of games are not doing 3.99 or 5.99 instead of 4.99

I'm hoping it's deck compatible

[vapid solstice]

I just realized, on mobile it’s fucked up

It starts at like 4 seconds lmao

[vestal ridge]

The Itch version had a native Linux version that runs great on Deck, hope Steam has that as well.

[lament wagon]

no

HELL

[lament wagon]

[lament wagon]

what are they pointing to?

[vernal monolith]

A handsome man

[winter geode]

Judge holdens bald head

This is the worst one

To all who have context im so sorry

[lament wagon]

context?

[lament wagon]

my queen 🧎

[winter geode]

Blood Meridian.

[lament wagon]

oh shoot, one of my friends is reading that

[winter geode]

Send this to him

[lament wagon]

he said its apparently very sussy wussy

okay!

[vernal monolith]

🐱👑 my rule is true and prosperous

[winter geode]

He will hate you

[lament wagon]

he already does!!!

[winter geode]

Well make it worse and send the reaction

[vernal monolith]

[lament wagon]

is this your kingdom?

👑

🌲 🌲

[lament wagon]

[vernal monolith]

YES

And I rule with an iron bean

[lament wagon]

[vernal monolith]

Tag urself

[lament wagon]

im the sewer goblin of your kingdom

wait

QUEENDOM

[winter geode]

A clue

[lament wagon]

i do not wish to know

im bridge to terabithia pilled

begone blood meridian

[vernal monolith]

We are so up

[lament wagon]

its so over for them (i have no idea who them is)

[winter geode]

Dear god

[lament wagon]

omg fortnite!

[winter geode]

God hates you

[vernal monolith]

Is that mister chef from fortnite?!

[lament wagon]

sigh... another hater

[vernal monolith]

Truth, law under my queendom

[lament wagon]

lifetime in jail!

[vernal monolith]

The dangers of sandpaper tongue will not go unnoticed

I'm on the boat and the oil burner yelled at me, should I yell back???

[lament wagon]

its so over for him

[vernal monolith]

You're right, prison for him too tbh

[lament wagon]

posting one of my favs

found him on the street (im ryan gosling)

[vernal monolith]

You should name him peanut butter 🥜

He strikes me as a peanut butter

[lament wagon]

ill name him earth bc he's literally my world

[vernal monolith]

Omg 😿 that's so sweet omg

[leaden stratus]

i like how you guys put “thank you for understanding” as if i can understand anything

[midnight hatch]

https://youtu.be/vRGCXMzhwX4?si=h6TgMMTrV1fP0duO check my new video guys

[wild pagoda]

multi mod works great. had a lot of fun lol

[pallid geode]

multi mod?

[wild pagoda]

yes mod maker posted here

https://github.com/j-trueman/BuckshotRouletteMultiplayer/releases/tag/Release

[pallid geode]

yoo

[wild pagoda]

go check it out

[pallid geode]

i damn will

this game needs multiplayer

[wild pagoda]

needs ip to join, best of 3, loser kicked out.

host plays first

[wild pagoda]

yeah now it has

[winter geode]

He is complete

[pallid geode]

would you know if it is tcp or udp perchance

never mind

[torpid badger]

will the game have regional pricing on steam?

[pallid geode]

if you live in the us it costs $50 freedom dollars

if you live in arizona it costs $50 freedom dollars (it is part of the us)

[vocal granite]

nkjsfndsjdsf

[vocal granite]

there's a pinned message on #│general that explains the pricing!

[hushed steeple]

Jackson Field on tiktok

[manic wyvern]

What sound do you think it would make if you smacked the Dealer’s head

I’m thinking a nice hollow thud

[cosmic heron]

Probably similar to that of a human head

[pallid geode]

gong noise

[cosmic heron]

stupid auto

[pallid geode]

or a bell

a good BRRRING!!!!

[cosmic heron]

bonk dealers head with a bat

[manic wyvern]

Like when you pat a big dog on the side and you get a nice thump

Do you think he makes sounds in general

Tasmanian Devil screeching

[cosmic heron]

nah his pain is silent

when you shoot him

[manic wyvern]

Not pain noises just like. For fun

Idk the player doesn’t scream either.

[cosmic heron]

https://youtu.be/PX0_FydroOI?si=W4KUkzIi_0Q2Dfri then he’d sound like this guy

[manic wyvern]

You seen that video of the kiwi bird screaming

[cosmic heron]

Probably

[manic wyvern]

Cougar screaming

Buckshot Roulette fans (including me)

[muted thistle]

Yea according to Twitter this is true

[vagrant jackal]

Yes, bulky man we want /lh

[manic wyvern]

I don’t know what it is about him. Mike planted a seed in my brain that makes me stupid when I see the Dealer

[muted thistle]

He's just so polite

[manic wyvern]

True.

[manic wyvern]

Me when the scary monster is polite

On one fucking knee

[cosmic heron]

Twitter really made a demonic pac-man lookin ass to that one uncle you never had

[vagrant jackal]

Legit 😂

[manic wyvern]

Grandpa

I’d let him take care of me

[vagrant jackal]

He just seems like a man to drink his respect woman juice, eat lots of cheese and treat u the right way

[cosmic heron]

Y’all heard of Dealer vs God but what about Dealer vs Godzilla?

[vernal monolith]

That's amazing lol, godzilla seems so proud

[vocal granite]

godzilla's arms are so short he can barely do buckshot roulette

which means the dealer would win

[light kettle]

This is awesome!

[muted thistle]

Godzilla is about to dribble the dealer

[vagrant jackal]

• GASP *

[muted thistle]

Do you think if you turn off Bluetooth on the dealer they can't use their turn as their hands won't work

[vocal cedar]

that's sick

[slender moth]

Is that the new upcoming movie

Godzilla vs the dealer

[muted thistle]

Dealer: "Insert the shells in an unknown sequence."
Godzilla: destroying Tokyo ROOAAAR

[slender moth]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA AND THE DEALERS POV IS JUST

EXPLOSION OR SOMETHING ALL OF SUDDEN

[light kettle]

lol sorry for the delete, screwed up the border. Non posterized version (take 2)

[placid lake]

On my steam it says it comes out on April 4 not march 15

[muted thistle]

Yes it got moved

The devs needed more time

[placid lake]

Ok thanks for telling me

[muted thistle]

Np!

[light kettle]

@rain oyster can we edit/update the statement in the FAQ, I think we'll see this question more and more often over the coming days.

[vagrant jackal]

That- That has to be canon now- 😂

[vagrant jackal]

Lovely lil guy 💜

[rain oyster]

Oh yeah, good call, I'll change the date rn

Thanks!!

[light kettle]

If @cosmic heron likes it we might have to send it up the chain for emoji/sticker placement 🙂 he's adorable.

[vagrant jackal]

Ohh!! Awesome!! And yeh, he's rlly adorable!

[cosmic heron]

That would be awesome 👏

I didn’t realize the amount of pings in here lol

[muted thistle]

I want to commission some dealer emojis but alas I need groceries