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I've heard bout it today, but I only know the roblox maps
if anyone know of mods and how to mods, i gotta know
I don't know fully but I see @fresh flame talk about it a lot so maybe apache can help ya
Once they add multiplayer to this game omg its gonna be amazing
I still think "no comment" is kind of a wink wink nudge nudge
cool
synchronous netcode is pain
Check this out https://github.com/AGO061/BuckshotRouletteModLoader
thanks
i'd wait
Words of encouragement.
its £1, doesnt hurt to now too rather than waiting 2-3 weeks
buy the game on itch 🙂 it helps the dev and u could play it right now ... also big thank you to the modder who got managed to fix the opengl bloodyscreen issue
whats the blood transfusions it mentions?
just seen the dead screen, wtf is that lol

I'd say wait until the steam release
(community manager for CR Channel here)
answered in voice chat, but ill mention it here again just in case 
Steam will have regional prices, it won't cost more than 5$ but it will cost more than the itch version 
Question are you allowed to say what the exact price is or are you not allowed to say that yet?
Can't reveal it just yet!
Its defiantly worth money!
Sounds good to me! Happy to buy another copy to support Mike
Oh thank you 
Found this in the /instances folder.
no clue what any of it means or whats it doing in there.
ay where the gizmos at
wtf lmao
What's the file called
ZfBQfxhGP0.png
Huh
wuh?
Just odd
I thought maybe if it had a name ot would be an inside joke
I'm guessing it was something he accidentally saved in that folder.
There are a few easter eggs/notes he left in some of the textures.
Like the beer can
and the quaalude bottle
Fucking towels
And the cigarette case has like "smoking makes your life longer" or something
only texture I was able to find
Do you have the dealers head texture
does this count?
Let the image load...a
wuht?
I'm on public wifi so it's taking a bit to load images
Seems about right
God is it pale
orava is a reference to a small village way out in south estonia, where me and a few friends worked construction during the summer, years back
the place is sort of like my summer car but in real life
those were good times
seems like a nice place
Yep
I'm just gonna repost this every friday lol
little friday encouragement

as a treat
So cool to see that much puns and Easter eggs xd
My favorite is the interstellar tho, I love that film
And FUCKING TOWELS is good too hahshs
you are ded, not big soup rice
yo is it possible to get 70k in all or nothing mode?
Do you mean double or nothing?
Because if it uses the same grading system as the actual game, then yeah, it technically is.
Fun fact: there's a song in spanish about Buckshot Roulette which is called "Grande Vladimir" ("great Vladimir" but it is actually a typical phrase said about masturbation, the song refers to that.
Idk what ot has to do with the game.)
hi chat
does anyone know if the steam version would have multiplayer
Yeah with Godot Engine, there is a thread on it on Reddit
How beautiful
What a lovely sunset(rise?). And the environment around it only adds to the fact.
Sunset
Truly blessed land
I used to have pretty sunsets everyday untill I moved 😞
Have a controbution
the new version on steam will be more in line for steam deck
right?
i have tried the original version on steam deck nd if works fine
Are you using a russian credit card?
Share your Double or Nothing results in #│high-scores !
let me win again rq
Hello chat
im gonna beat the game without any tools or heals
might be impossible
or you have to be really lucky
Yeah, you have to get extremely lucky for that.
Hey how do I update my version?
Re-download it.
What's your favorite track(s) from BR? Mine gotta be 70K and You are an Angel
the one that plays for a few seconds when you get shot
Menu screen (Blank Shell)
blank shell actually creeped me out the first time i booted up the game
I can sleep to it ngl
Real
Idk if I can do it man
Real
70k is a super nice song, it’s both hype and calming, i also love general release (i thinks that’s what it’s called? the one that plays outside)
where can i buy buckshot because im not waiting until the 15 of march for it so come out on steam ngl
Itch.io for 1.20$ usd
thx i can still buy it if im from the uk right
Pretty sure
sweet thank you so much
yes, it's called that
70K is great for relaxing imo
how much do yall think buckshot will be on steam
prob like 3-5 $
damn i was thinking around 6 to 7
just got buckshot what should i download it with windows or the other one
how do i get posters on the wall in buckshot
windows
ok thx
does anyone think multiplayer is something that would be added in the steam version of buckshot?
also is there any difference playing it on the web for free or buying it on itch.io do u get more on the paid version?
There’re no official ways to play the game for free online. The scam websites you’re referring to are not affiliated with the developer of Buckshot.
We cannot guarantee safety of your PC and personal data if you play the game using illegal sources
Oh ok Sorry @uneven quail I thought it was legit BECUASE it was the 3rd link the comes up when I search the game
Unfortunately with success are those who would leech off of it with ill intent.
It's also a big issue with modding communities as well.
It's not your fault! These websites do a decent job at pretending to be legit
will buckshot roulette be online???
#│faq read it
IT WILLL BEEEEE
FINALLY
no comment means that they dont want to spoil it
it means yes
em how can play the steam beta ?
There is no Steam beta if you want to play the game currently you have to go to itch.io and buy the game there
The game has not yet been released on Steam
i wanted this game with multiplayer!! this game is perfect
can you give me a this link, because i cant find
From the amount of people asking where they can buy the game, I feel less stupid than the time I was asking basic questions about modding that was all in the readme files.
how do you join withoout knowing how to install it im wondering
Like the link to this server is ON the itchio page
Read #│faq
I'm just gonna pirate it then
How am I still surprised ever time this happens
hmm?
Steam is the most popular platform to buy pc games.
People just saying they will pirate this under $5 game in public
Not everyone wants to pay for everything
It's a good option
I pirated it because I wasn't sure if the game was good or not (yes I did not watch anyone else play it, I wanted to go in blind).
I bought it after I finished it.
Yes, but Steam takes big commissions on each sale. 30%
Alot of people do that
I know that.
But I'm just saying from a consumer standpoint.
and a 200 dollar tag to publish
Personally, I hate launchers and I just want the exe.
The license is $100
same
Which is why I prefer GOG or itch
where was it btw?
Thats for you to look for.
nvm alr found it
I looked into it a while back because I was wondering if I could sell source mods on steam.
The main thing that drove me away from the idea the second I started looking was the $50,000 havoc physics licensing fee.
sucks that us itch payers dont get the game on steam but im willing to buy it again
I don't know how modding works. But on Steam to post a game you have to buy a license to post 1 game (a license per game of $100). It seems to me that the first sales will not have a commission until you have repaid the $100, once that is done for each sale steam will take you 30% commission. This is why Epic Games becomes a profitable launcher for independent devs because they take almost nothing
not for indie dev
GOG has no drm
ik
i like it
but i only buy some games on there
(no achivements or cloud saves without their launcher (which is bad))
Couldnt care less.
All I care about is the game itself.
still, i mostly use gog for old games and cdprojekt red games
amazon have a partnership with gog and often distribute cool game keys to claim on gog
, with twitch prime
also that
the only time i BUY stuff on epic is when its an epic exclusive i want
(screw them)
look in highscore
It's 200 dollars
THEY CHANGED IT!?
it's always been like that
i thought it was 100
its the same for modding
Bro has 6 beers i'm just realizing
how much will a buckshot roulette cost in steam?
under $5 but mroe than the itchio version
Thx
will a macOS port come with the steam release?
wait nevermind just read the faq, that fucking sucks for me lol
Buckshot roulette in VR would be crazy
why is buckshot my favourite game now and I've spent like 100 bux on games and i spend a $1.44 on a little game its is hella good

first thing im gonna do once my new computer arrives is buy roulette and unsorted horror
LETS GOOOO
Dealer has had a hard day of getting his shit rocked, he needs a few beers to continue lmao
what does the paper mean with god does it mean he played it and he died or somthing
That's what many of us assume, yes
I really like Dealers design
He a funky man
Don’t ask questions…
u can use paralles or crossover to run windows on mac
i no have dollar, but if i buy this game from site official , i will go this game always?
yes, you will have the game forever!
hmm
can i buy with others moneys? ( ex: euro, reais , etc)
how much this game will be when join in the steam?
you know?
check the itch.io page, i'm not sure about that
ok
you need paypal or a credit card, so i think you can pay it in your own coin
yeah, i have credit card, but i had one doubt, but i will go see this page
nice!
do you get the new updates without buying the steam version?
Yes, I paid in euros and it worked perfectly
same
wait nvm I read that wrong
Crossover works well but I messed with some of the files and it won’t work anymore
ive dm u
meow
meow
meow
nah.
Appologies for my username.
one of my friends thought it would be funny to change it while I left my computer unlocked.
o so the version the steam will be free ? or no
I am the real demon😆
Meow
Well damn, didn't know you were that heavily into tying people/the Dealer up lmao /j
Since I saw modding mentioned, I have gotten access to a decompile of version 1.1 by verifying my Itch.io purchase (so no piracy).
And I want to add things such as:
- A mobile export(since I noticed it only needs a mouse/touchscreen).
- Controller support.
- A pause menu.
- Alternative Dealer AI.
- Saving.
- Censored mode (lightbulb carnage instead).
n. etc.
Would sharing that copy outside of private use be within legal limits?
Do I need to charge for it so it's not a free version of the game?
Best way to do mods would be to share the modding files along with instructions so that people can mod their game themselves.
I'm not a lawyer, but 'sharing that copy' in any form outside of ways authorized by the original dev would be piracy, and charging for it would be breach of copyright as well (even if you intend to give the money to the original dev).
Hey there!
This'll require some case-by-case analysis, but in short: we'd rather not have a mobile export and we're going to add controller support in 1.2 anyway, but the rest of it looks fine
I know how to mod using "--script", but I don't know how I would add all the additional resources and modified code instead of the regular.
Otherwise I only see a decompiled option
Off topic but considering the goal of 100k Wishlisted thing was completed and Mike Klubnika made the Dealer smoking weed. Could the Dealer be technically called the "high roller"? Since ya know- He's high and the one rolling the things-
Will the Steam version be the original file(like itch.io) so it can be decompiled?
And what version of Godot are the developers using?
Oh, I'd need Mike's help to answer that 🐸
Because you already are contacting him...
Would you mind asking if a native Linux export is planned for Steam?
I only see Windows listed, and Itch.io had Linux exports.
(Sorry if I'm asking too much too quick)
Like you cant use proton
10 days. . .
No more 12 gauge reference 😭
It would just be a shame since it's just a button press away.
And it runs great natively on SteamDeck.
Fair
Day two my game not working:)
i think we're all just vibing ^^
Saw a comment for Slay The Princess.
"i want a mod where it’s just the normal game but instead of a dagger he has a 12 gauge shotgun."
Can we get the reverse of Buckshot Roulette? Where the Dealer is just the Witch Princess?
No it's a script for a video covering buckshot roulette
i had not read anything before sending my message so I hadn't known this until I checked to see any responses, so-
lmao
if you think i was talking about that then im sorry
Nope
Someone else said something then deleted their message
Sorry for confusion, the previous comment was breaking server rules and so it was removed!

Yea I get it
I was a bit uncomfortable myself
please feel free to DM any questionable posts to me or tag me in the chat below it!
We want to keep our server a safe and comfy place for everyone, and I don't play with that kinda stuff
haven't bought from the label in a while
but
I do know this
1CD would be around $8-$9
and it looks like shipping is lowered by a bit too
so a $5.50 shipping fee plus state tax
The worry I have is vinyls are expensive if that's what it is
a 1xLP would be around $30 on their site
Oh not bad
One of the formats is vinyl
there will be news tomorrow!
Alright thanks!
extremely good
I kinda wish there was a multiplayer mode lol
So everyone and anyone, what's your favourite Buckshot gif(s)?
I also like the "hello chat" gif
:))) dungeon master of keep
good for u 🙂 he gets drunk and going to shot him self
You say that when the muzzle is in my face lol
More than itch.io so above $1.20 but bellow $5 usd
Plus on launch it's gonna be on sale
thank you! i was about to type it out, hahaha
tbh if they introduce multiplayer
i would binge on it for hours
ah alright mb
am I the only one who wants a lore drop
idk i like the mysterious dealer
I wish we could explore the nightclub ngl
i dont bother thinking about the lore
Same I need buckshot roulette multiplayer
buckshot roulette esports when
chess 3.0
on table 90 mins buckshot roulette
It would be neat if there was like a collection room you get based on achivments
that would be cool
Also don't worry it's fine 😁
yeah that would be cool, like the trophies based on acheivements like in getting over it
when you win 50 times or more you get the golden pot
something like that would be good
a golden shotgun idk
Get 1 bill and you get the golden shotgun
Dealer smokes weed as a achievement
also is it just me or the opengl3 version's ai is much better
i usually play the normal ver in which i win 9/10 times even after messing up at times
but the opengl ver is harder idk why
or maybe am just trippin
The dealers a bit stupid but it's alright we love him that way
Would be cool if we can have a hard mode where the ai can actually calculate what odds are in favor in the gun instead of just spamming items and then possibly shooting himself with a guaranteed live lol
Maybe he isn't but we are that's why he does oopsies intentionally to support us
We love him for it, our stupid smart AI Dealer 💜
Your honor, hes just a little guy
Very much so (a very dangerous lil guy with a shotgun who could like- destroy us)
Still want to know how they will make that a plush
I forgot that they managed to get the fundraiser for the plushies above the intended goal- Damn- But legit no clue, it might be a silly little thing with just the Dealers head maybe idk
Could be and maybe a small shotgun magnet thing that attaches to the hands?
That would be cool
Yis >:]
Gah I'm just so excited
So much stuff
Cd's and/or vinyls are coming, a new update, a steam version with achivments and hopefully multiplayer, and a plush
So much good stuff 😩
I'm normal about this game
Also if multiplayer should be added i'll go so feral i swear, my friends and siblings have been praying for it bc we want to trash talk and destroy eachother while talking about headcanons and stuff
Absolutely, very normal
Yesss please
I already have guys preped for all my freinds if it gets added
i have a lot of stuff from the label thats making the CDs
Oh? :0
Nice!
Like this
Ayo that's really cool
Yoooo
I need to look into how to make individual vinyls and cds
For personal use
for CD's I recommed this site
https://www.kunaki.com/product-cd.html
cheap as hell
Also another CD from the label
Soundtrack AND a exclusive demo
Here’s my physical media box
oh man, now I wanna find mine
I'm dying
I found a Twitter bot who's commenting on every buckshot roulette post and its comedy gold
This can't be a real person god
this reads exactly like what chatgpt would say if you said to make a snarky reply tweet
It's an ai thinking people are doing this irl I think
Oh my god. ITS A FLIPPING GAME. Who spends the time to make a bot that says “Gambling is bad” or “Ill stick to a less riskier game” like its a game not real life lmao
this is the funniest thing, jfc hahaha
Who’s gonna show them CONCRETE TREMOR by Mike
theres so many
||OH MY GOD THE FUCKING ACCOUNT IS PROMOTING ONLY FANS SHIT WTF||
Sorry for my language but jesus
#safetyfirst #trynottodie

how can i download that game
Do you not own it?
Mike is kinda funny tbh
He also had a "everything is fucked but it works for some reason" variable, relatable.
When the system you made protests.
THE SHOTGUN SHAKER???
(These are all jokes Mike, nothing against you, great work!)
The game is really dedicated to animation and music and it got like 3+ scripts just to handle the music, and more just to animate small details.
That's why the music and animations flow so well.
IF "WHATTHEFUCK"???? THAT'S SO SILLY-
I found some playtest screens in the files, would Mike mind if I shared them?
Because they are kinda cool (and funny)
oh yea of course!
SHARE THE THINGS

mimi is waiting
prototype looked something like this
Project Shell you mean?
yeah
Cool to see some prototype gameplay
yeah like for the most part it was all there at the end of november, but I spent about a month just polishing
Did this version have items? I see no squares.
From what I know it cuts to black when you die, so this texture seems to be unused.
not if you die in the final showdown
yes, if you die in round 3 you get a special cutscene
Is it the ||heaven||(HEAVY spoilers) one?
yea
yes
Huh, all my deaths were early on, but that´s neat, might check that out when I got the time.
Playtest main menu
I imagine this sound for this screen
I love me some professionalism
Damn, found me a rabbithole, I ain't spoiling anything tho
It's over, version 1.5 has already been leaked.
They are 3 versions in front of the offical developer.
Where is it
Label should announce it soon
Cool
new to discord, was told there was a updated version of the game. how do i get the updated file? dont recall seeing a update option in the game
running version 1.0 atm
Have you bought the game on itch?
i did, loged in and newest version is 1.1 on there for me
Then download it again
i did, was just wondering where other versions are like up to 1.4 since 1.5 is coming out soon
off the itchio page
https://mikeklubnika.itch.io/buckshot-roulette
Where are you getting 1.4 from?
was just asuming since 1.5 was coming up 1.4 would of been lattest
Where are you getting 1.5
Please tell me you didn’t think this was real
@simple wraith
yes i did, since just joined thought it was
hey, you just join a group and see that you would think same lol
hey! sorry for any confusion. we can't always control bad actors unfortunately
LMAO
but you're in the right place for like, the real deal news so good news!
not your fault. all sorted out.
love the game and happy there is more being done with it.
yussssss
while you're here, perhaps I could offer you a nice TELEFORUM !
Journalist Walter Martins ended his life during the broadcast of “TELEFORUM”, a now-canceled TV program.You’re visiting the apartment of his widow - to console the grieving woman and shine some light on this awful story…But that’s not the main reason why you’re here.It’s all about the tape, isn’t it?Try to find out the truth and, PLEASE, ■■ NOT ...
psst, its free
for that price gota check it out^^

Whenever I see that I get reminded of this video
https://youtu.be/4xLVySuwbOo?si=2ucM1LnCDOoodG5T
wow lol
This is like my first time seeing code for the game and this is literally hilarious
thanks
Rommel
rommel
That's his name :D
hes adorable!! :3
He is like almost 4 years old, but he still acts like a baby i swear
He's the sweetest
There's only love and acceptence here, just like ya deserve
Truly is a welcoming community
Maybe I just know too little about felines, but are their ears okay?
He likes to play in dirt, so it's nothing. My dad cleaned his ears up shorty after i took the picture 💜😅
But he did get into a fight many months back if you mean like that small indent on the left side of his left ear
Yeah, I meant the indent, but also reacted a bit to the seemingly red-ish colour.
Glad they are fine tho.
We need a pet channel
you wanna flex your snakes huh
We have a cats channel
Shush
DANGER NOODLES??
They are fine! No worries we went to the vet and he got cleared back then and i think the red you mean is just the normal part of his ear + fur so no worries!
I love sneks, they are precious!!
Silly little guys
I imagine that shouted in a strongly Aussie accent.
WALTERRR<33
Jesse
I need that mouse
I need that mouse Jesse
Is anybody opposed to the cats channel becoming the pets channel? 
Nope
Sadly, no, i am german with barely any accent 😔 (tho' i have been told i have a slight british accent somehow??)
BABBBYYYYYY
Where??!
Not my cat haha
THEY ARE SO CUTE 😭
Fyi he’s a pied spider ball python morph 🤍
Very cute! My parents used to have a 6+ft ball python named Courtney 😹
Quite long for a ball python lol
Wait
My normal one is about 4 feet?
sounds like maybe a type of boa would be that length
I'm pretty eepy and just woke up so I'm proooobably wrong I'mma text my dad and ask lol 
Also goodmorninggg y'all
banana baby!!11
Banane :]
バナナ!!
( O>O)?
japanese >:3
:0
that cap omg im nicknaming her mop
should i go to sleep
If you are tired and can, sure
what if i can but not tired
lie in bed and blink a lot really fast
nahhh im gonna draw
it tires out your eyes and can make it easier to sleep lol
💥
that is also an idea 
my sprout was never there
im gonna become a REGULAR,,,,
YEAAA
YEAAAAAAH
Yes
nuh uhh
In fairness sleep is always optional
I mean iv been up for 3 days and I'm fine ish
i've only ever pulled 1 all nighter in my life and that was for a sophomore year midterm assignment and i was like. catatonic by the end of it
like props to yall for staying up i guess but i was straight up miserable LMAO thats just not for me man
I only have time to play buckshot roulette at night as the day is when people wanna do stuff
whenever i pull an all-nighter i become nauseous and delusional. how are you up for 3 days without dying
Hotsauce
Spikes me awake
Iv stayed up for 9 days before but I don't remember it
Yea I do that a lot
definitely not healthy!
sure you didnt just gain the ability to see them? 
uh oh
lol yeah jokes aside plz sleep
my roommate likes to get up at 4am for hikes on weekends and I'm like...ok but HOW and she straight up pulled a bottle of smelling salts out of her purse
I hath smelt death
Major fomo and busy days makes all nighters worth it
i hope you don't have to drive anywhere
theres a name for that and its called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination lol
Can't afford a car
I take a bus or run so don't worry
ok, good
Yeah sounds right
Yuh uh!
nuh uhhh
DUDE-
?
thats what im sayinn
alright fellas mandatory group naptime in 15 be there or be 🟦
I'll catch some zzzs on my lunch break
Pls do get some sleep tonight 😭
Yuh uh! >:[
nuh uhhhh
Yuh uh!!
Where’s the TPT announcement holy shit
The who and the whut now
We were supposed to get news yesterday
And I’m growing impatient
For more details
I'm bouncing around at rappid speeds I need it
It must likely won’t go up for purchase until 12PM PT
Like every other thing released
Tomorrow I mean
Soon 
I need to make that the dealer
The emoji or are you refering to smth else?
Yes sorry was taking a nap
No worries! Do continue to sleep/nap if you can!
And ngl that would be a very funny idea
Might commission someone...
New mechanic where if you have cheats on Dealer throws the table at you or something
That would be hella hilarious ngl
What do you guys think his voice sounds like. Earlier this morning I was thinking Mike from breaking bad, I dunno
Commission me.
I'll take the money and ghost you
just like minimaul
yo mike where does label live i wanna know if its still march 6th (we need the news we are going insane with anticipation (clown is bouncing at rapid speeds from anticipation))
doxx label, mike, it would be funny
I NEED TO KNOW
My wallet hates me but my brain is running a marathon
/lh (i remember i had this meme and i just had to use it-)
This account used to be a joke but it's slowly become my main
God that is cursed, i love it
wait thats a weird deepfake i didnt like looking at it
The label is behind you
I noticed but it was kinda fun (to me at least) but understandable why you deleted it
California
No CD…?
Casset and vinyl only
Bruh
Cant wait for DJs to start scratching with general release.
Physical copy Buckshot Roulette when?
I mean, it would be cool if I put it in a micro-sd card or something and made a fake game case or something.
I do know a bit of woodworking
I'm tempted to get a fake art book made by someone studying the files, getting the plushie, having a custom game case and making a custom steel book and bullet Keychain
One live one blank
Package it in a custom designed box and boom
Any plans to bring this to VR?
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
It'd go crazy ngl
hu
AAAAAAAA
now you have an indent
:(
:3
Im just trying to be nice smh
GO TO DMS RIGHT NOW
OH NO HAHAHA
Oh man
Wyd in dms 😭👀
dont worry about it,,,,,
My god
Das crazy
dam!
Will the Dealer plushie be able to fit in my bag
Yes hello my taste in fictional men is totally normal
me too
He makes me feel special (<is delusional)
me too,,,
your honor, he is just a little guy
hes just a silly little guy
the silliest
(i dont think hes little)
(probably not but its about the Energy)
you know thanks for bringing that up actually
fuckin. i was cleaning my computer months ago and i accidentally forgot my hank and tricky plushies back there oopsie doopsie 1 sec
rescue mission: success
Sand fart
Stan Dealer
Sanfo
What do you think he sounds like anyways. This morning I was thinking Mike from breaking bad for some reason
Average Chicago chain smoker
ahh my issue is that i don't really have a point of reference to go "oh like that :)" but probably ameten from rainybluebell with a russian accent instead
“Playuh. Put the smokes away playuh.”
holy shit that gif goes hard
This is how it feels getting another life back in buckshot
real
You know despite being described as ‘ruthless’ I think the Dealer seems like a fair and polite guy
This is why we love him
thats what im SAYINN
Like the only remotely threatening thing he ever does is start scowling after getting shot for the first time
goofy gambling addict demon
Who plays fair with you
In a friendly game of Russian roulette
Top prize: money that barely gets you out of student debt in America
I do wonder what he is though. I’m kind of hoping it’s not something generic like “It’s da devil!!”
he's a cool dude
average 90-year-old las vegan
Average vegan moment
that sounds really cool actually
i agree
Like, a symbol
His uncanny appearance n’ shit
The symbol of being my husband /j
And the game your playing is suicide pretty much
gambling taken to its logical extreme - your life
though i think to be truly an incarnation of gambling he'd have to have an edge like all the casinos in the world
“It’s cool that you’re the physical embodiment of gambling and all but are you single”
i think for any given round you have a good chance of beating the dealer, particularly given how terribly he plays
and you always go first, which gives you an edge even if the dealer played rationally
Maybe he’s a illusion that only those who have fallen so deep into a rabbit hole of gambling
Maybe all the drugs you take make you hallucinate him lol
gambling addict goes into debt, gets their kneecaps broken so hard they go into a coma and enter buckshot land
Buckshot land lmao
Listen if I got to see him I wouldn’t mind being in a coma
i play buckshot game. i win. i go see buckshot man on floor. he is still alive, just sleepy. i marry him. we live happy life. i notice lamp looks funny. wake up. sob.
My love language is shotgun roulette where neither of us can truly die ❤️
Tripping on acid in the bathroom, you wake up boom
if you do too much jenkem you enter buckshot roulette
why else would everything look so stinky
Real
I could say something obvious like he needs toothpaste but I think he needs moisturizer more
I do not smh/j
HAHAHAHAHA
what the dealer really needs is eyeballs
Nah I like his pitch eye sockets
me with the dealer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGyOuzJ4w2E
Wouldn’t be surprised if someone off twitter animated this with dealer
Posing with my head in his jaws like people posing in front of megalodon teeth at the museum
I really said “not enough teeth” and decided to give him throat teeth as well as a pharyngeal jaw
Using the magnifying glass and burning his forehead like woody in Toy Story
is the dealer being bullied again
His skin looks like dry tree bark so he may very well be flammable
Yes he is
Dealer harassment
Like always
he's trying his best alright
dealer is a silly lil guy
i'll respect the dealer when he deposits that 70k into my bank account. i've won so many buckshot games and yet i am no richer
We love dealer for his stupidity
Omg i can't believe the literal creator is here rn I'm actually panicking in a good way
Because I can relate to him
I CANT W YOUR NAME
“We”
hahaha
How does it feel like to have your own character have so many simps
Our love language with him is playing an unending game of roulette as neither of us can truly die and we’ll always keep coming back
its been like this for a while now
Bragging rights
GUHH I FORGOT TO BUY MINE
I'd sell my kidney for that plushie
someone make a meme with this and the dealer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aOM98lnhQ
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I’d sell my 1st born for a dealer plushie
STOP
I’ll order it on my phone when it’s available
i give you full intellectual property rights. i only request 10% royalties
I think you'll be able to grab it once the campaign starts
oh my god, im telling my sibling about this
THANK YOU
i forgot i bought the plushie. i expect i'll forget again and one day i'll just find a little guy on my doorstep
But will he fit in my purse
i think he will,,,
I don't feel safe around u w that username/j
I love this server
me too
thats a whole ass mood ill preorder shit that doesn't ship for another year and every time im like "woa!" lmao
Kiss him on the teeth‼️
You two are made for each other
its a fun surprise from past purp :)
mike, incredibly important lore question: does the dealer have lips
we are NOT gay i swear
Who I'm confused
does he have lips,,,
mhm sure
Cowards /j
Right
YOU
LOL
DEALER AND DEALER KISSER
STOP
SMOOOCH
self love
HELPWHF
MANGLED
the less gay you are the more gay i am. my power only grows
Mwah mwah mwah
I thought you were asking Mike seriously
LOVE WINS
Fr
LOVE WINS
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SERVER
GRRRRRRE
WHAT
I like how on the villains wiki the Dealer is described to have high intelligence but the ai is. Yes
you're scared of my mom 
the dealer is very intelligent but he also likes the taste of bullets
i do too
Yeah and my mommy isn’t scared of you
Yum
are you sure about that?
Favourite snack
Yes
mhm sure
everyone is this chat is invited to my birthday party !!!
hell yeah
What are you guys FUCKING talking about‼️
what kinda cake are we getting

Im the present /j
NO YOUR NOT
Make a Dealer cake
heart broken
Present is a shotgun
the dealer is obviously the cake
wow
i cant say that
Yeah he has cake alright
IM NOT GONNA SAY THAT
HELP
Did you just call me fat
put whipped cream on it /j
“everyone so mean 2 me 💔”
HELP
Hell no
PLEASE
it's amazing how a certain set of words can manifest a perfect image in your mind
YES IM LITERALLY IMAGINING IT RN IM CRYING
chaos ruptures inside your imagination
PFFFFF
did someone say the fuck word
HELP
how dare they
fuck
SpongeBob fail sfx
potty words!!!!!
Omg you said the f word
poopie
HELP IM ACTUIGN CRYING
no no
it'll be great trust







