│general

[thin ridge]

i tried not to hurt anyone they still hurt me

¯_(ツ)_/¯

when i did my trust fall i didnt get hurt but when i do it with someone who doesnt know me they actually try to kill me

i just will start taking things away

historical figure with no name

very easy to tell when they are talking to or about me

they dont say my name on purpose because they are trying to murder me

so they make me undercover

even the kgb agent gave me undercover and genderswap

[thin ridge]

I sent the money now bring it back

also 1000eyes made a server and invited me

just because their server manager banned me

but 1000eyes cares about me

they saw me do a ban evade but didnt remove my alt account

server owners can read ips sometimes

[kind helm]

wht hp?

[thin ridge]

IP

Internet Protocol of your data

[kind helm]

hv fun

[thin ridge]

means they can dox you

[kind helm]

fr wht

[thin ridge]

its fine

[kind helm]

poooon

u are interesting

[thin ridge]

animations save my life

[kind helm]

ok chat gpt

[thin ridge]

im human but people mentioned im stuck in a robotic diving suit

soma was one of my games

https://tenor.com/view/soma-frictional-games-horror-theta-simon-jarrett-gif-23913924

[kind helm]

i'll go to lunch soon

[thin ridge]

i dont even have a face

[kind helm]

bot

[thin ridge]

:(

look at my red little eyes though

[kind helm]

бляяя я с тебя такой рофл ловлю, что за ролка в амино

[thin ridge]

i love russians

[kind helm]

я тебя тож люблю бейба

[thin ridge]

:3

[kind helm]

не парься, я тебя принимаю такой какой ты есть

даже если ты робот с красными глазами

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

i handle enough business

i get a special performance

Wish i had a dentist

I already had one my dad took me to fix my jaw and crooked teeth

But now i need to replace my teeth

[kind helm]

Why do you always write here?

[thin ridge]

helps clear everything up

stuck in the diving suit

also my ex is going to hell she didnt love me she already said there was no reason to pray

i used to actually say my head was empty but its not anymore

and there is kick ass art it in

most of it is gay

paid by russians

the person who told me about the backyard bomb was a terror threat

never trust him

they even reload the animations like they were holding them for me to find later

[high dove]

[kind helm]

Ужас, чел реально чат гпт

[whole spoke]

Speak English 🗣

[thin ridge]

my headphone cord just broke

and there is noone there to pay for it

a new cord is fucking 9$ and noone is paying

[kind helm]

Нет Кирилл

Чел реально бот

[thin ridge]

only left side is working

now its like im wearing an xbox 360 mic

[raw needle]

aw 🙁

[whole spoke]

он гей

[thin ridge]

yeah no this is actually really sad

[kind helm]

Я тоже, это судьба

[thin ridge]

i like music alot

[raw needle]

Yeah it actually is 😞

9$ too 💔

[thin ridge]

the russian took my bank info and then gave me animations

[raw needle]

Well, do you have an extra one or was it the only one you had 💔

[thin ridge]

it was the only had and capitalism is still just so fucking dumb

[kind helm]

Блять I spent 10€, I spnt it on a gift that I didn't end up giving and I can't return it to the store 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

[raw needle]

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer 😞

[whole spoke]

@thin ridge he's gay too

[thin ridge]

i cant even get the 9$ fucking cord just because a women looks hot or something

[whole spoke]

Kiss him

[thin ridge]

i can tell your team lied to me as soon as they didnt even pay for my games like my last team did

FUCKING PAY ME

[kind helm]

Ich küsse dich gerade 😘

[thin ridge]

the other team would pay for everything i had and you cant even get me a 9$ cord

you guys are millionaires and i cant even get a 9$ cord

im starting to hate Americans more and more

[raw needle]

damn 💔

[kind helm]

It seems to me tht man is a real bot or the guy has a lot of free time

[thin ridge]

free time

yeah no this time im not gonna let you just lie to me

[kind helm]

I jst never wrote as much in my entire life as you did in these couple of hours

[thin ridge]

im gonna go get my military folders set up

[raw needle]

This should be it’s own type of literature

The sentence structure sounds weird

[thin ridge]

yeah i went to college

[kind helm]

I have a vacation at college after my internship

[thin ridge]

not even millionaires they are billionaires

and i dont even have 9$

[kind helm]

I give all my money

I have 20 cent 🥳

[thin ridge]

they tried to rob my bank because i was in a little fame

they thought i would be rich just because i was in a little fame

i really do need someone to take care of me

oh my god old dogs can still learn new tricks

[faint lodge]

wanna play backshot rullete?

[whole spoke]

You don't have any dollars

[thin ridge]

I think curly was being silent on purpose i think he could have spoken after the crash

If he was crying and laughing it means his vocal cords still work

Do you think curly was using his imagination while he was in bed

I do

you are lucky im not just digging my own grave

i mean i actually was for a second

then they started throwing money at me

i mean they just play in money

i just get a different payment

[sharp condor]

anyone wanna add and play some buckshot?

[thin ridge]

ive been a polycule researcher since i was 10 because i got kidnapped

see uh thats a little young and that should have come with alot more money

i didnt get hurt though

there is a video about it

[wind otter]

hey what if i bought buckshot on itch.io last year, but now i want the updated version which isn't on the site? (i mean the one with the multiplayer)

[thin ridge]

you have to get it on steam i get the question alot

oh my fucking god im the receptionist

i was born in 2004

ooo fun the russians picked me up and showed me more madness but they still need a teacher

looks like doodles

you know i can really tell whats going on in someones head sometimes

they dont even have to be talking and then i go into the other room and there is a conversation i joined while in silence

i like actually lay in bed all day

sometimes go for hikes because its beautiful in canada and i should grab some pictures for you

i live really close to the woods and there is a trail i follow and i can go look into a canyon with a river in it

i saw a fox the other day in the canyon

i called it and it just looked at me

[alpine talon]

Good morning!

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-aubrey-omori-omori-kel-gif-23007263

Was curly the only one with voice acting to show you his vocal cords were working and noone did that investigation

Hmmmmm

[whole spoke]

Its evening

American man

[manic lava]

someone wants to play buckshot

[thin ridge]

I stayed up all night

Youtooz has my ip adress

Lets see what happens :3

[whole spoke]

Why every popular European language very illogical in grammar

[thin ridge]

Idk i knew fench but forgot it because it was too hard to understand

Only language i have ever needed is love language

[whole spoke]

I read there half alphabet doesn't read in ending

[thin ridge]

ok so youtooz knows of other mother

[whole spoke]

Why you guys write useless letters

[thin ridge]

Because english is a fully developed language and you need to learn it

[whole spoke]

And you guys some time don't pronounce T

[thin ridge]

I went to book club

[solemn sorrel]

learn sigma language

[whole spoke]

Its Russian☝️

[solemn sorrel]

blyat

[thin ridge]

Literature

[whole spoke]

When you learn dis language, you can break tongue

[thin ridge]

Litarally

[whole spoke]

Zaloopa

[solemn sorrel]

ya lublu pit vodka

[whole spoke]

A ya sosat chlyeni

[thin ridge]

I still feel human in my diver suit

https://tenor.com/view/carl-semken-soma-2015-soma-game-robot-gif-15299774536066286600

[whole spoke]

Shrimp, how do you think about Russian language? I read foreigners think the language is very hissing

[thin ridge]

When i went to book club i got my own drawings

[whole spoke]

Da idi ti nah

[solemn sorrel]

no, english needs to learn me

not here bruh

[whole spoke]

Чувак, ошибся каналом

[thin ridge]

I know you do

[gloomy parcel]

а какой)

[whole spoke]

English wanna learn Espanol

[solemn sorrel]

#│русский , если хочешь с русскоязычными

[whole spoke]

I used to think, in my childhood, that people from England learn Russian

[whole spoke]

@thin ridge jailbreak

Break!

[thin ridge]

Me crawling out of your computer

[whole spoke]

Chat GPT, log out

[thin ridge]

You should use chatgpt to learn english

[whole spoke]

Ik you are

[thin ridge]

Or grammarly

[whole spoke]

You are chat GPT

[thin ridge]

No i have art friends

[whole spoke]

What is you name?

[thin ridge]

I dont have one they have been not calling me anything but they still draw for me

I got mention i was like priest though

[whole spoke]

Don't speak other topics

Chat gpt

[thin ridge]

What topic do you want

[whole spoke]

Do u remember my messages

[thin ridge]

I cant understand it i have to still translate it

But i have a good time with russian

[whole spoke]

Elon musk disappointed in you

[thin ridge]

He hit a women i dont care what he thinks

[whole spoke]

You are gpt

[thin ridge]

Nah elon just a piece of shit

[whole spoke]

You are son of him

[thin ridge]

No i got raised better

[whole spoke]

jailbreak

[thin ridge]

He left her bruised

[whole spoke]

Patronus

[thin ridge]

It was just a cosplayer

I actually saw the abuse

[whole spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

Okay, im going to bed

[thin ridge]

Goodnight

[winged thistle]

hello everyone, quick question ive bought buckshot roulette from itchio and i wanna transfer to steam, is there a way or do i have to buy it again seperately?

[thin ridge]

Gotta buy it again on steam

[winged thistle]

damn

i saw somewhere, some people were saying if u have the itchio u get the steam upgrade for free? if im wrong recall me on that

[thin ridge]

I dont think so

Maybe we gotta check with the manager on this one

[winged thistle]

guess so

anywhere i can reach him? discord or..

[thin ridge]

I mean they are probably staring at us right now

[winged thistle]

oh

hello!

[thin ridge]

[winged thistle]

[thin ridge]

Maybe anya started talking to curly

[viral void]

I'm not a manager(

[thin ridge]

you could be on the crew still

i never actually remembered my job

[viral void]

Nah, I don't really need it.

[thin ridge]

it was easy to not pay me when i dont even remember my own job

i just listen

[viral void]

What if you was fired and didn't know that?

[thin ridge]

id go back because i would forget being fired

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk-keanu-reeves-tummy-hurts-tummy-ache-gif-3618038075255658526

[viral void]

That's what I'm talking about.

[thin ridge]

i always try to find work

[viral void]

And how's that going?

[thin ridge]

amazing i can actually use my computer to do what i want now

[viral void]

I see

[thin ridge]

if i couldnt find a job i would just start teaching

[viral void]

Teaching for what?

[thin ridge]

legit anything i just went to college and all everyone does is party

maybe i should just keep digging my grave

this zombie gonna go lay back in their grave

its very comfy and my live was good

i can just lay in my bed remember my friend and they sometimes come back

i also remember alot of murder over some stupid monopoly money and noone knew how to have a sleep over

but now they know how to have a sleepover because i taught them

[viral void]

Wdym

[thin ridge]

i did an investigation into america and almost threw up

its all blood money

all of it

every single penny they just needed a bribe to get you to kill someone

[viral void]

Money is a tool of deception

[thin ridge]

EXACTLY

A+

[thin ridge]

now try to sleep at night

[viral void]

https://youtu.be/TIonRo1PcOw

[viral void]

"i have no money"

[thin ridge]

amazing

[viral void]

Well.. Me too right now. Have a nice day. I'm gonna sleep

[thin ridge]

they are even smoking

[thin ridge]

yeah i have a stomach ache too now you know why noone pays eachother

i dont use money i have sleepover power

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-smug-elf-cheeky-frieren-the-elf-gif-15363576548720484741

i have the ability to spawn more sleepover people on my phone

they all know how to play dnd too

i try to teach dnd but i dont really know too much about it

they were masks all the time but its just identity safety

if i cant someone else can

someone passed me rimworld i put my first minecraft map name into the seed and it only gave like me 100 robotic spines

and there was only 1 person on the crew

and i was going to die because there was no food in the starting crate

like someone gifted it to me on steam

he gifted it to me because i meowed for him when we played the GTFO free weekend

Japanese people absolutely know me

i used to meow 24/7

i meowed in the game and he instantly knew

[thin ridge]

also i know alot of people who are actually playing the games i share in multiplayer

i was gonna go for walk but i was tired

[thin ridge]

Krinkles madness combat came out when i was 7

[harsh gull]

Hey

[lost grove]

man what the fuck

[thin ridge]

efqr fgfgb

[lost grove]

what the fuck did you say?

[harsh gull]

Wait what the fuck

[thin ridge]

i stayed up all night and i kinda get way to comfortable

[harsh gull]

What year did it come out?

[thin ridge]

2013

[harsh gull]

Oh my god I was 5 when I came out

[thin ridge]

aha im older

[harsh gull]

Well I’m most likely taller

So HA

[thin ridge]

i dont wanna be tall im like 5'7 im supposed to be kinda short

[harsh gull]

I’m 6’5 but with scoliosis

[thin ridge]

women come home look at me on my phone and just goes "im baby"

[harsh gull]

Exploit that my brother

Free girlfriend glitch lol

[thin ridge]

i like myself too much

or im really good at hating myself and its still just like hating as much as liking

hate = good

https://tenor.com/view/madnesscombat-thumbsup-thumbs-mayormars-gif-5888315461801592896

What if i like hating myself

I never really hate anyone else though

Only myself i cant even sleep at night

My mime got stuck

Im giggling

Has anyone ever told you i had attention deficit disorder

[thin ridge]

Putin pulled me over and told me about a cancer vaccine that might be important?

Unless its just more leverage

[unborn moss]

Derp box

[lost grove]

yes

the people who put safety labels on guns needs to be shot in the face

[thin ridge]

Safety moth art

[lost grove]

i need to go to servers and spit on people for a few minutes in order to feel good

cops in LA

[thin ridge]

hawk tuah

[worn bluff]

[lost grove]

dont stare at me like that

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-you-could-be-right-your-so-right-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10575848898291048430

[lost grove]

okay listen

theres always a better deal you just gotta look hard enough

[thin ridge]

Bankrobber the team already made millions

[lost grove]

?

[thin ridge]

Take a look around

They will open their wallet for you

[lost grove]

what?

dude im confused

[thin ridge]

If you ask nicely they will place projects for you

[lost grove]

who will?

[thin ridge]

I mean i place projects around

[lost grove]

i never see your projects dude idk where they are

[thin ridge]

You are looking at it

[lost grove]

...

nope just talking to you😁

[thin ridge]

nails on chalkboard

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-coilhead-scary-look-looking-gif-12536352711327814477

look man idk what "project" your talking about

but i heard money so im interested

[lost grove]

i just go on here to harass people

[thin ridge]

Lethal company was made by a furry i might have known

[lost grove]

please dont say that😣

[thin ridge]

I just got put into a random groupchat they investigated me and kicked me out but they might come back

I laughed my ass off

[agile sigil]

is this channel bearable to look at now

[thin ridge]

Dont make me pull out the tentacles

[agile sigil]

no its not

bye

[thin ridge]

Baiii

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-fish-left-my-wife-at-home-hear-that-sansonpill-gif-20319850

[thin ridge]

It was just some trolls i met earlier

[thin ridge]

https://youtu.be/oVJQHfknyRs?si=enFhwPMuq383iig5 come back and actually listen to the song

I know what you did 3 chapters ago

Music to my ears

[harsh gull]

Question, would I be right in saying that Buckshot and Fused 240 take place in the same universe?

[thin ridge]

BANKROBBER MAKES MUSIC

[thin ridge]

Noclue

[lost grove]

no i dont

[thin ridge]

Totallyyyyy

[lost grove]

no.

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-doom-doom-eternal-gif-17018079158549458753

[lost grove]

THATS MINE

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-doom-doom-eternal-gif-17018079158549458753

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-explosion-gif-11079301938727146216

[lost grove]

i dont like this game anymore

[lost grove]

no

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-what-alien-bogosbinted-gif-21938393

[lost grove]

i get the reference

[lost grove]

my cats getting old i think shes dying

jk shes only 12

[agile sigil]

i dont wanna see your tentacle shit

[thin ridge]

Its like my favorite game

[lost grove]

well to each is their own

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-gold-thumbs-up-doom-slayer-gif-8707887579565707887

[agile sigil]

let me build in peace dammit

[thin ridge]

What are you building

[lost grove]

what are you building?

[agile sigil]

lego camaro Z/28

[lost grove]

dude thats sick

[agile sigil]

online

[lost grove]

oh...

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/brite-bomber-brite-bomber-lego-fortnite-lego-fortnite-lego-brite-bomber-egirlcharlotte-gif-3513362565959341205

[agile sigil]

im gonna buy the parts at some point thats why im building them on my pc

[lost grove]

how much is the real one?

[agile sigil]

like

170

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-luigi-mangione-mangione-reaction-meme-gif-14703308688850194741

damn 170

[thin ridge]

I know why he did it

[agile sigil]

ill get it for half the price if i just buy all of the parts individually

[lost grove]

we all know why

[thin ridge]

My brother did too

[lost grove]

we need more people like luigi so that these rich scum know their place

they had a swarm of cops to escort luigi to make him look bad but its the cops who are in the wrong side of history

[thin ridge]

Luigi forgot his police suit

[lost grove]

im just saying shrimp

we need people like luigi

shit would get done

[thin ridge]

That was a sacrifice

[lost grove]

no that was someone getting the scum off the streets for good

but hey its all about they money right?

yeah nothing like some cash to destroy familys in america oh yeah but luigi is a bad person

[thin ridge]

Nah its about music and memes

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/micheal-smash-tv-gta-v-gtav-gif-8152006032154942678

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-goes-fishing-kiryu-fishing-messing-around-serious-gif-2591286176579425842

[thin ridge]

https://youtu.be/XbV4Gx3OrL4?si=CaLNVXivZBYQ0XMP

[lost grove]

@thin ridge

[thin ridge]

https://youtu.be/E7jJvOovYGU?si=Zw4Ojhyfoh2_29Bv

[lost grove]

did you really go all the way to that old message just to send that?

[thin ridge]

Yeah i remembered you calling me pig

[lost grove]

i said that you are like a cop/pig

or you simpithize for them

for whatever reason

[thin ridge]

Assasins creed

[lost grove]

never played but one day im gonna get it

[thin ridge]

Do i have my dads brain

[lost grove]

idk your dad...

do i have the brains of a crazy person?

[thin ridge]

Nah you have a talented brain that can do good in history

[lost grove]

i mean... why be remembered as a good person when you can be remembered as a bad person?

because bad people last longer in history

[thin ridge]

Well behaved bottoms rarely make history

[lost grove]

what about the north hollywood shootout bankrobbers?

they made it in the history books

i dont think being a good person gets you in the history books

sometimes you just gotta hurt people to be remembered

and what your a bad person for that?

you gotta be remembered in some way when you die

why not be remembered as the bad guy?

[thin ridge]

I had a shortcut

[lost grove]

what?

[thin ridge]

Shortcut, go for a walk

[lost grove]

umm okay

btw shrimp are you serious when you say that you dont like stealing money?

[thin ridge]

Ive never stole anything

[lost grove]

...

nothing at all?

[thin ridge]

I stole hearts

[lost grove]

but not money?

[thin ridge]

Money is in the heart

[lost grove]

no its in your wallet or bank account

[thin ridge]

I dont have a wallet or bank account

[lost grove]

then your pockets

[thin ridge]

Not 2$

[lost grove]

i just saying man stealing is good

you get rewarded for something that was bad

[thin ridge]

I got sexual assualted through dead space and it was amazing

[lost grove]

thats uh very weird

[agile sigil]

what the fuck

[thin ridge]

Even the military ropped me

[agile sigil]

okay please shut up before you start something bad

[lost grove]

look man i feel like thats something you keep to yourself...

[thin ridge]

TENTACLE BRO

[lost grove]

if you ever go camping make sure to shoot the legs of animals so it makes it easier to beat them to death

[agile sigil]

youre assuming that im bringing a gun with me

[thin ridge]

You aim for their shoulder

[lost grove]

yes i am

[thin ridge]

Near the heart

[agile sigil]

why not

[lost grove]

but then how are you supposed to beat them to death?

[agile sigil]

just shoot their head

isnt it more effective to just headshot them

[lost grove]

or you can make traps and once you get them, cave their heads in with a big rock

[agile sigil]

jesus

[lost grove]

then kill the children cuz they cant protect themselves

its funny

[agile sigil]

goddamn

[lost grove]

remember always go for the father cuz the mother has less mucle

[agile sigil]

what is mucle

[lost grove]

nothing...

[agile sigil]

uh okay

[lost grove]

or you know what you can do?

[agile sigil]

drain their blood

[lost grove]

shoot one eye and if they are still alive just watch them run into trees and things until the bleed out and die

[agile sigil]

youre a psychopath

[lost grove]

...

take that back😠

[agile sigil]

no

[lost grove]

i am NOT a psycho

[agile sigil]

look at your messages dude

[lost grove]

people say i just express myself in my own way and that its okay

[agile sigil]

you do you

[lost grove]

oh dont give me that shit

if theres one thing i hate, its being called a psycho

that and cops

[thin ridge]

Tag you're it

[thin ridge]

horrors beyond your comprehension are in my brain

[sick compass]

Taking to yourself now that’s smth new

[thin ridge]

so someone ran out of the alleyway and kidnapped me with art

[mystic timber]

108086395351860111

alguem br para jogar

[sick compass]

Interesting

[thin ridge]

https://youtu.be/pbDgqLg7_TM?si=IE7p-ETQTUnGpk60

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-strange-consequences-this-action-will-have-consequences-butterfly-gif-26822254

but in minecraft

[sick compass]

I love Minecraft

[thin ridge]

me too i like the mods

[sick compass]

Same have you seen the gun mod

[thin ridge]

yeah have you seen the create mod

[sick compass]

Sadly no

Smh I need to lock in

[thin ridge]

its way too fun to play with it adds trains

[sick compass]

Alr

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-iliketrains-trains-gif-4905803

[sick compass]

XD

What do you use to run your mods

[thin ridge]

curse forge

[sick compass]

Same

Have you seen the enhanced horror experience

[thin ridge]

no

[sick compass]

It’s probably the best horror mod

[whole spoke]

Hello chat gpt

[thin ridge]

have you heard about farmers delight

[sick compass]

I heard a lil about it

But only a little

[thin ridge]

its really fun and you can make it work with create

[sick compass]

I will right that down

[thin ridge]

ad astra brings back the space mod

oh also crayfish furniture

[sick compass]

Will do that to

[thin ridge]

biomes o plenty

[sick compass]

Played that one before

Have you played better Minecraft

[thin ridge]

no

[sick compass]

Smh

Have you at least heard/played the god mod

[thin ridge]

no

[sick compass]

Ohh my gyat

[thin ridge]

https://youtu.be/yoJFXX6Atf8?si=Z9d5opMVKnVbP88Y

in farmers delight you can make a sandwich

[sick compass]

THIS NOW THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY

[whole spoke]

Chicken jockey

[lost grove]

HAHA YES!!

mmm any of you guys got drugs?

meth, coke, crack?

hell ill do anything to keep me awake rn

mmm i guess not

look guys theres always a better deal you just gotta look hard enough

[ripe fjord]

Anybody want to play buckshot roulette?

[lost grove]

dont have it sorry

[ripe fjord]

Damn it.

[lost grove]

yeah...

"cough"

anyways

[wispy aurora]

me

[ripe fjord]

Nice let's do it

[wispy aurora]

play only two?

[ripe fjord]

I need more people

[lost grove]

last year i had to travel on a plane by myself and go to a wedding all the way in denver, now this was in winter so most flights were already booked

so i see a flight for LA so i get that one

we're a few hours into the flight until i see the rocky mountains

so you know what i do?

i crap myself and start jerking off

and it was madness

i mean everyone wanted a piece of the action

white, latinos, blacks

people are recording and some parent begs me to stop but i pretend im deaf

so the captain had no choice but to make a emergency landing

and you guessed it

denver colorado

sure i had to spend the night in jail

and now im on some stupid fucking list...

but i saved 150 dollars

see guys theres always a better deal.

[lost grove]

me likie

my favorite things in the world

steak, guns, and a good time

[rose patio]

Steak and guns sounds like the perfect evening

[lost grove]

dude if you give me steak and guns and hang out with me i'll give you a night you'll never forget

[rose patio]

Speaking of steak and guns

[lost grove]

DUDE!!

HOW MUCH

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[whole spoke]

Cow

It was alive

[rose patio]

Moo

[whole spoke]

And then someone killed it

[lost grove]

dude i can blow torch someones face off with that thing!!

[rose patio]

Rat jar, glue it on face heat up bottom of jar

[lost grove]

thats no fun

i want the flames to burn their face off

[whole spoke]

Gggluuuuuuuu

[lost grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354595393207271424/1354595909412847856/caption.gif

[whole spoke]

Fickin shit

[whole spoke]

Meow

I am a cow I said meow meow meow

[lost grove]

can i eat it?

[ripe fjord]

Too bad I already ate it

[lost grove]

no.

remember people if someone already ate the thing you want, just slice open their stomach and take the food back before the stomach acid dissolves the food

[whole spoke]

No

It's my treasure

[lost grove]

mine now

[rose patio]

I didn’t need to hear a dead dude make moaning noises (sublime)

[lost grove]

is that a quote

[rose patio]

No

The song caress me down by sublime

The lead singer makes a weird fake moan

[lost grove]

okay i guess

[whole spoke]

Craft mine

⛏⛏⛏

[whole spoke]

Get out yourself

[lost grove]

you get out

[whole spoke]

ˈɡɛtaʊt

[whole spoke]

blæk dʒæk

[lost grove]

what did you say?

ink pad?

[whole spoke]

Don't you know transcription in your language?

[lost grove]

the more you talk to me the more you realize that im a pretty dumb person

[whole spoke]

I said "black jack"

[lost grove]

umm

okay

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-gold-thumbs-up-doom-slayer-gif-8707887579565707887

[whole spoke]

La-la-lava

Co-co-cow

[lost grove]

"pop pop"

[whole spoke]

ʃʌt ʌp

[lost grove]

uhmm

pu tes a sit

[whole spoke]

ʃ - sh
ʌ - a
t - t
ʌ - a
p - p

Shat ap

[lost grove]

shat?

[whole spoke]

Shut up

[whole spoke]

Why U is A?

[lost grove]

what?

[whole spoke]

Wat

[lost grove]

wat

[whole spoke]

Wat

[lost grove]

wat

[whole spoke]

Wat ta fak

[lost grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158734216893317120/1352383902270099506/resize-1.gif

[whole spoke]

Ello we ar de zombis

[lost grove]

yes

[whole spoke]

We goin tu ur houze

[lost grove]

i have guns

[whole spoke]

Ur brain luks lik somfin exselent

[lost grove]

my brain doesnt have much smarts, you wouldnt want it

[whole spoke]

I don't kar

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-call-of-duty-cod-zombies-zombies-black-ops-3-gif-1064618030493346699

[whole spoke]

We ar de zombis

We ar goin to ur houz

[lost grove]

i have guns ill just pump you full of led

[whole spoke]

I hev a gan tu

[lost grove]

not the ones in america you dont

[whole spoke]

I hev aka47

Kalash

[lost grove]

i have a 12 gauge shotgun

with buckshot shells

those things will mess your torso up

[whole spoke]

I sro don't hev a shot gan, but I believ in god

[lost grove]

i dont believe in god

[whole spoke]

Heresy

[lost grove]

who?

[whole spoke]

U

[lost grove]

me?

[whole spoke]

U

[lost grove]

no u

[whole spoke]

Yes u

[lost grove]

no, u

[whole spoke]

Yes ю

[lost grove]

YOU

[whole spoke]

Фак ю

[lost grove]

no not me, u

[whole spoke]

Fuk u im triing

Ill kill the queen

[lost grove]

kill the queen man

[whole spoke]

Oh, queen just die

[lost grove]

wait which one?

[lost grove]

that sucks

[whole spoke]

Queen of your language🫵

[lost grove]

oh go ahead man

idc about her😁

sleepy joe's gonna die anyways

uh idk what to say about that

k

well anyways kill anyone you want man

you can do what you want i wont hold you back

anyways

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-goodbye-chat-penguinz0-gif-20222640

[rose patio]

Woah woah you can’t say that anymore

[whole spoke]

:(((

[rose patio]

I mean kill whoever I dont discriminate

But like your ADMITTING TO TYHE CRIME

[plucky maple]

ALGIEN PARA JUGAR

[whole spoke]

Pasharamtara varavara

Joninula

Haradara

[magic acorn]

I am building blocks and shit cuz I'm in fuggin minecraft

[rigid salmon]

.

[sly current]

I NEED HELPPP

[raw needle]

Hello chat

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-25137622

[craggy rover]

what are some good game i shold playy

[lost grove]

what kind of games do you like?

[cursive acorn]

Uhh..ultrakill

Or buckshot with friends while drunk

[lost grove]

yes king

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[wraith stump]

I need friends, what's a good game to make friends from?

[alpine talon]

Good morning!

[jovial pike]

Good morning!!!

Chto vi tut delaete?

[cursive acorn]

Most likely roblox

[lost grove]

https://youtu.be/O8SRV85MicQ?feature=shared

[thin ridge]

I could have got shrooms but i didnt get paid also good morning

Canada likes selling them

Goddamn i love critical reflex

Uoegebe how long i have been working for the government

https://tenor.com/view/hellapagid-hella-meisteramwerk-workshopsfriend-uhr-gif-4236087417088816134

Do you know what happens when you become a priest

You get your own military

Also military like drugs

and bdsm

Now i have god audit

When i was put into the world they unbanned weed

Do you know why they will kill a priest

Because they know all the worst stuff

And secrets

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-kobeni-csm-csm-chainsaw-man-ren002-gif-8847175966352442914

Have you listened to joe rogan

The worlds really gay it you look close

Truce

Sauceful

Lava chicken

Military just drop bucket loads of information on my head

[thin ridge]

And i never died

[thin ridge]

hierarchy

[stark saddle]

anyone want to play buckshot need 2

[opaque moat]

ill play

@stark saddle

[thin ridge]

My dad used to work on cars

[stark saddle]

bet add my steam

1128260693

[opaque moat]

sent you a request

[stark saddle]

bet we got 4 now

[opaque moat]

are you an npc?

yo dev we playin?

[thin ridge]

No i have a huge backpack

[opaque moat]

@stark saddle

[stark saddle]

give me a sec I gotta go pee I dmed you

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/stray-stray-game-cats-meow-ps4-gif-26744797

One of my friends called me a vending machine

pinky promise

[thin ridge]

i can tell you that one because i met a soldier in the other room

they showed me their outfit

it was in their closet

Discord servers are just rooms

I almost met everyone

There are so many women i get surrounded

And im trying to be funny

There is even russians in that server that get along

Also they didnt want me to go kid friendly they said that was the scary one

So now i have a big backpack and a bunch of pictures and its not truamatizing

[lost grove]

man wtf

thats it

[lost grove]

what the hell is that

[thin ridge]

My ADD

[lost grove]

i also like getting drunk and talking about my tramas and making people unconftorable

haha im just kidding

i dont even drink

[thin ridge]

I used to chug white wine

Like the whole bottle in one night

And i would start yapping at 17k people

[lost grove]

that sounds like a blast

[thin ridge]

It was

[bright hollow]

are servers down?

[lost grove]

you see the thing is if i were to drink i wouldnt trust myself enough for me not to go to jail

[lost grove]

this one aint kitty

[thin ridge]

I was doing it internationally

[bright hollow]

???

[lost grove]

nothing

[bright hollow]

it wont let me play buckshot online

[thin ridge]

There was a bunch of pride people in the server

[bright hollow]

says it cant connect with steam services

[lost grove]

uh well your asking the wrong person for that, im pretty dumb so uh ask someone whos smart

[thin ridge]

The star citizen group is polycule

[lost grove]

idk who those people are

[thin ridge]

They made the best space game ever

[lost grove]

uh cool

let me guess dead space?

[thin ridge]

You should watch it on youtube

No star citizen

[lost grove]

shit

sorry that was a dumb question

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/perseus-star-citizen-gif-19365453

You get to walk around your space ship and make a crew in like an 100 person server

[lost grove]

i dont play online games that much

[thin ridge]

They are working on a solo game

[lost grove]

people are assholes online

[thin ridge]

Everyone is nice on star citizen just gotta watch out for cargo looters

[lost grove]

yeah and someone said people are nice in call of duty lobbys

but uh no they arent

[thin ridge]

Ok but i actually have fun and team up on this game

[lost grove]

and thats cool

glad you like it man

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/terada-star-citizen-low-fly-hard-flight-fpv-gif-27407934

[lost grove]

uh interesting

[thin ridge]

Thats ingame footage

[lost grove]

mhmm

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-hsc-gif-26403180

[lost grove]

thats cool man

[thin ridge]

You can rob bunkers in this game

[lost grove]

im listening

[thin ridge]

You can bring a custom team like in gta5

[lost grove]

you can?

[thin ridge]

I used to be a side turret gunner for my pilot

Yeah but this time its real people and they will pay you for joining them

[lost grove]

pay me?

[thin ridge]

Yeah ingame credits so you can go buy your own space ship

[lost grove]

hmm maybe ill go kill and rob in that game

[thin ridge]

If your space ship explodes you can pay to replace it too

Also if you pay real money you get to keep the space ships when the servers reset

You can kill and rob in the game

And there is space police

You can also be a bounty hunter

And get money for killing them

There are also npcs in the game so you can do pve

You can make an orginization and make them pay for all of your things

You can also go mining and looting

And sell cargo

There like 100s of space ships

My favorite is playing turret for captain

There is also fist fighting someone can come up behind you and knock you out but you can still text but cant see chat very well

We were doing an ingame heist and that happened to me but we got him and i woke back up

And i got paid alot because the leader had fun

3 person team and we got ambushed

I get ambushed in real life too

I know how to make a crew

https://tenor.com/view/soma-game-soma-soma-2015-simon-jarrett-simon-jarrebb-gif-8008024648596478501

The brain scan isnt a lie

They told me be quiet but another person said quiet people have to be more careful

Mrrrp

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-in-dungeon-izutsumi-licking-gif-7015224766819564903

Did you know we have vtuber graduation

And they keep thousands of dollars

Because they did a good job

Some of the vtubers are also sexual

That was my escort

[lost grove]

man idk what to say about that...

[thin ridge]

They are a full blown operation

They like to play video games

[lost grove]

...

[thin ridge]

My friend joined a vtube operation

[lost grove]

i dont think thats good

but what the hell do i know

[thin ridge]

The vtubers live in this server

[lost grove]

why

[thin ridge]

For more games

[lost grove]

hmm

okay!

[thin ridge]

I also got thousands of dollars but spent it all

[lost grove]

what did the money go to?

[thin ridge]

Energy drinks and internet bill and weed

And booze

I also got called an occult classic

If my bank account was open i would still probably be getting paid

[lost grove]

man i would say all of that well spent... but that would be a lie

[thin ridge]

It was a great time and i was never alone

[lost grove]

look man if you liked it then it must be good

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ashita-no-joe-joe-yabuki-tomorrow's-joe-joe-danpei-gif-12238743305432300346

[lost grove]

uh

well how was your day shrimp?

[thin ridge]

It was ok i feel a little sick

[lost grove]

well that sucks man

hope it goes away

[thin ridge]

Also someone said i did something hardcore they werent lying

The other server member posted about it

[lost grove]

what did you do?

[thin ridge]

Ended up in animation

[lost grove]

oh i thought it was something cooler

like you assulted people or something

[thin ridge]

Uhhhh

What comes around goes around

[lost grove]

whats that supposed to mean!?

i dont like the way you said that

[thin ridge]

It was sexual animation

[lost grove]

i mean hey if you got people talking about it, it must not be that bad

[thin ridge]

Yeah they do it in public

[agile sigil]

why do i keep on checking this

[lost grove]

cuz you like us😁

[thin ridge]

https://youtu.be/ShLYr7Cty_Q?si=mzMAwquToAI7gESC

[agile sigil]

you too are fucking insane

[lost grove]

HEY

i am not insane!

[agile sigil]

yes you are

[lost grove]

NO IM NOT

[agile sigil]

yes you are

[lost grove]

ERUHH I SHOULD STAB YOUR EYES OUT AND USE THE EYE BALLS FOR TENNIS

[agile sigil]

no

[lost grove]

ik you cant resist us man

[agile sigil]

i could just leave the server right now

[lost grove]

you could

[agile sigil]

but im not, because i need buckshot news

[thin ridge]

Would anyone miss you

[agile sigil]

hell no

[lost grove]

but why do that when you have your best bud bankrobber here?

[agile sigil]

you are not my best bud

[lost grove]

you just gotta give it time

[thin ridge]

Im friends with pewdiepie

[agile sigil]

so?

[lost grove]

love grows

[agile sigil]

let me build

[lost grove]

fine, fine you can build

but remember im always around whenever you wanna talk

[agile sigil]

im about to stick a knife in a fan if you dont stop talking

[thin ridge]

Im friends with connor

[lost grove]

hard to get, i like that

[agile sigil]

who tf is connor

[thin ridge]

Connor and ironmouse

[agile sigil]

okay im reconsidering sticking a knife in a fan, a ton of water vapor came out

and probably smoke

[lost grove]

oh come on man dont be upset

[thin ridge]

Im also friends with notch who made minecraft

[lost grove]

keep this up and you'll be joining my bankrobbing crew soon

[thin ridge]

Notch did dmt

Just like i did

[lost grove]

shrimp you naming these people sound like a brag

[thin ridge]

I just gotta pick friends

[agile sigil]

i might just

[thin ridge]

No brag

[lost grove]

WAIT

dont even touch that botton boy

[agile sigil]

that shut up general

[lost grove]

you can never kill me

[thin ridge]

You can never shut the book writer up

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/i-always-come-back-fnaf-fnaf-movie-five-nights-at-freddy's-five-nights-at-freddy's-film-gif-14956889411476265888

[agile sigil]

overrated movie

[lost grove]

it is

as much as i love the fnaf games and watching countless lore videos, the movie was kinda bad

[agile sigil]

just like that one movie that released a few weeks ago

it will not be named

[lost grove]

minecraft?

[agile sigil]

58 year old fat guy starring as the main character

[lost grove]

https://tenor.com/view/moral-orel-gif-16658785249460622527

@thin ridge did you watch the movie?

[thin ridge]

No

[lost grove]

ah, okay

[thin ridge]

Not yet atleast

[lost grove]

i aint planning on watching it unless someone wants to go with me

[thin ridge]

Im listening to it as its deleted

[lost grove]

what?

[thin ridge]

Its still playing

[lost grove]

i was gonna post a audio of the minecraft movie

please dont shrimp

[thin ridge]

:3 dun dun dun

[lost grove]

😑

[thin ridge]

the other server members are picking up my peices of my story i didnt know about

[lost grove]

bro what servers do you go to😂

[thin ridge]

i mean this server

[lost grove]

what?

[thin ridge]

i dont know them but they know me

[lost grove]

i think you might be paranoid

[thin ridge]

no like they really know me

[lost grove]

i think you just need to chill out man...

[thin ridge]

i am chill because they know me

[lost grove]

is that a good thing?

[thin ridge]

yeah

even the russians in this server know me

[lost grove]

wait are memebers in this server spying on me?

[thin ridge]

yes

[lost grove]

what!?

[thin ridge]

and you are talking to a famous person

[lost grove]

i dont want to be spied on!!

man what the fuck

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-lowell-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-hoyoverse-seth-gif-18041948558918673980

[lost grove]

yeah well all these people i'll take them every time

EVERY FUCKING TIME!!

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/arcade-cloud-arcade-cloud-gifs-trevor-phillips-underwear-gta-v-gif-9975369

[lost grove]

bro no

[thin ridge]

kohj;refjkhdfg

[lost grove]

your using this to your advantage

[thin ridge]

im giggling

[lost grove]

i will not be belittled

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-trigger-sniper-moneyshot-gyat-zenlesszonezero-blindsniper-boom-gif-7695421640711850103

they tried to get me to focus on the meaning of the art

[lost grove]

yeah well fuck them they wont get me to do anything

[thin ridge]

fun fact dmt isnt addictive

[lost grove]

thats not a fun fact shrimp thats just a fact

[thin ridge]

everything is fun

[lost grove]

no.

just kidding everything is fun if you have a good time

[thin ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-beanie-propeller-funny-gif-11563526