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whole spoke
lost grove
cool looking game so far
coral kettle
<@&1214751635801251840>
thank you for reporting!
whole spoke
🤝
gloomy parcel
test
crimson sandal
Can someone help me? Anyone who knows an expert in computer science or the subject?
digital laurel
<@&1214751635801251840> ummm maybe a scam, I dunno chat they seem legit tho
digital laurel
CAN ANY BUDDY JOIN VOICE 2 PIEAEL
Why ?
coral kettle
<@&1214751635801251840> ummm maybe a scam, I dunno chat they seem legit tho
thanks mate!
digital laurel
Well, were they legit? I kinda wanna get into stocks /j
kind wraith
I WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE
kind wraith
oh
digital laurel
Or you can js dm me, I have nothing better to do
kind wraith
HOW DO I JOIN PEOPLE ON BUCK SHOT ROULETTE
digital laurel
Ask them for a code
kind wraith
YEA BUT HOW DO I JOIN FORM A CODE
digital laurel
Go to multiplayer then go to join room
digital laurel
I'm not on my computer
primal olive
does anyone here plays AoE DE?
just got in the game yesterday, looking for someone to play with
kind wraith
-=[
alpine talon
Goog morning!
crystal ice
can someone help me pls
silk yoke
someone to play online?
kind wraith
what
lost grove
we all have to smoke in a public place to protest the fact that most countries have slaves in hidden caves that they use so that the slaves are forced to make memes further more spreading the fact that the people who live in the countries are powerless against their government and that the government can do whatever they want with them and the people cant do anything about it so they force the people to make memes to make fun of them
midnight cliff
Sorry guys, some hasker got access to my acc and spammed servers
primal olive
Sorry guys, some hasker got access to my acc and spammed servers
ok please play AoE with me
pale quest
final dew
hi
thin ridge
https://tenor.com/view/suicide-hotline-yakuza-phone-refrigerator-gif-18648527
Yeah how did you know
lost grove
ik lots of things
lost grove
eh cops
thin ridge
The other cops were making jokes about me but never exploited me
thin ridge
I havent been the same since i saw a general wearing dog mask
lost grove
no offense but all the things you say, idk when you were normal
thin ridge
no offense but all the things you say, idk when you were normal
I do research and hangout alot
lost grove
okay you say that but idk what you mean by "research"
thin ridge
okay you say that but idk what you mean by "research"
The military guys got their sleep over on camera
lost grove
okay man...
lost grove
you do you man
lost grove
🍤
edgy nexus
Ban po prichine pidoras
rare ravine
What's up my party people!
lost grove
What's up my party people!
whats up!
thin ridge
I like world building
thin ridge
My teammates are cool
lost grove
idk about yall but my favorite game is gta 5
rare ravine
I couldn't decide my favourite game, there's way too many
lost grove
i watch more movies then i do play games so i need to start playing more games
but in my defense i didnt get my ps4 until last year
rare ravine
I guess my top 5 are
Inscryption, bg3, transformers ps3 the game, monster hunter, minecraft
That's all I can remember at least
lost grove
i love horror movies so if theres any horror games at the top of your head just let me know
edgy nexus
Vi chto tut vse pidori chto li? A ya vot ne pidor
rare ravine
Hmmmmmm, I'll try thinking of some
thin ridge
The soldiers use doodles sometimes
rare ravine
I find horror movies meh tbh, their either not scary or kinda cringy-edgy, there's only a few horror movies I saw that were good
lost grove
well thanks anyways man
rare ravine
Np bro
My dms are free if you wanna talk more bout films n stuff. But rn I'm kinda busy
edgy nexus
rare ravine
What did ya learn?
thin ridge
I learned about the solar system
rare ravine
Noice
thin ridge
With fresh photos
rare ravine
DAAMMM pretty af
thin ridge
I have some youtuber friends
edgy nexus
edgy nexus
Its called god send
There is no God
thin ridge
Then why do i have moth women
edgy nexus
Considering that people like you exist
thin ridge
Usually god means a person
rare ravine
If God doesn't exist, then explain my teachers car accident???
vapid arrow
sa turk warmı
thin ridge
Greek gods
rare ravine
I like mythologies
thin ridge
Me too :3
edgy nexus
If God doesn't exist, then explain my teachers car accident???
Your teacher doesn't know how to drive a car
thin ridge
I had a really good history lesson
edgy nexus
thin ridge
There was 0 scammers on my computer too
I had to go get game devs on the phone to put on steam
rare lynx
thin ridge
They also tell the truth
I had some military on my phone and they showed me more drawings
That wasnt truamatizing
Alot of stuff on my computer is gay art
thin ridge
Amazing
I never try to put names on file but i have people who are really close to me so i learn their name
The soldiers were really fun with me
edgy nexus
Alot of stuff on my computer is gay art
Throw your computer out of the window
thin ridge
No they are my friends
edgy nexus
No they are my friends
I can only sympathize, but I won't because I don't support you.
thin ridge
They gay art comes from women too
Some of these guys dont know how to be gay but i do
I have buckets of comfort art because i run around so much
Even dead space can be gay
edgy nexus
thin ridge
Im so good at bonding
edgy nexus
thin ridge
RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT
I have thousands of gay art
Even in public
And the artists get personal
Bonding time
I bond with artists all the time
God damn sex ritual
Why did i go to college
Im like a tied up present
I also have good imagination
My friends used to call me egg
And nicknamed servers carpet
And im trying to take care of my artist
I jump into strangers vans now
Bank robber knew the stranger missions
It would be artist disservese not to want to know them
maybe i will always the servers carpet
i dont even do anything for money im just there all the time
i mean my games come from gay people all the time
teammates very friendly to me
ive had them for 10 years
they still just want to pay for it
woah the team brought back everything that was deleted
lost grove
based
i gotta stop spreading the word that people gotta smoke in public cuz people think im crazy
thin ridge
my life also comes with alot of content creators
i give them fist bumps through the camera because they were helping me then they became famous
they always come back to help me though
i worked ahead
no wage
i do charity too
im super busy
thin ridge
well when there are billion of people on the planet and you start doing coop they try to make you rich
even steam devs will come back to help me
thin ridge
proximity chat
lost grove
charity just seems dumb
thin ridge
you get charity all the time.
lost grove
no i dont
thin ridge
where did your harem come from then
lost grove
im poor as hell
thin ridge
thats them doing charity for you
lost grove
MAKNG ME POOR!?
thin ridge
they made me poor too
lost grove
i cant give i wont give and even if i did it would only be with people i know
thin ridge
good thing i know you
lost grove
well idk if you consider me a friend but i consider you a friend so yeah
thin ridge
we need a pay raise
lost grove
the big suits not paying you well?
thin ridge
the big suits not paying you well?
no but they sent me a team to deal with my problems
lost grove
yeah and they dont even wear suits, wolfs in terds clothing
alright im out i gotta... vacuum the backyard...
thin ridge
we gotta get steam devs
when i was 10 i was friends with pewdiepie and i still am to this day
he started drawing too i liked them
and markiplier and jackcepticeye we even had an emergency meeting
jackcepticeye showed me his foot in a text
i think those guys would be sad if i died
pewdiepie also moved to japan
i just know without them i would have been more dead inside
i will absolutely be friends for life
this canadian has good cards
we also need new games to play
one of their favorites is horror
this is what i meant i do collabs
lost grove
hello again shrimp?
lost grove
cool man
thin ridge
i like to check websites for friends
lost grove
btw uh i dont mean to be a jerk but do you ever consider that no one ever listens to your stories when the server gets quiet?
thin ridge
maybe they are quiet because they like to look at me complete my essay
lost grove
are you sure man?
lost grove
okay man i wont rain on your parade
lost grove
whos manager?
thin ridge
someone on critical reflex
lost grove
ah okay
thin ridge
they communicated like i do
they even put a reference to acid in gimmiko
and i pet the shopkeep
lost grove
well thats good
if i could meet one famous person it would be ned he plays michael from gta 5
thin ridge
they respected me so hard they went and drew more futa
i get suprised when someone doesnt respect me but i do like the backtalk
even the famous people started respecting me
goddamn the madness combat team found me and made me a plushie THIS HAPPENS TOO OFTER
social cues with management was fun
now i can give anyone a party for free if they come to live with me
i also almost met everyone
and when i try to leave they grab my leg
pov im clark and you are the tentacle
lost grove
idk the people you associate with shrimp idk
thin ridge
Nintendo cared about me after i jailbroke their 3ds
lost grove
i hate that company their evil
thin ridge
They are evil because they want to love you
lost grove
no they are evil for the sake of being evil
thin ridge
Well i mean they love me
lost grove
sure shrimp they love you.
thin ridge
If they didnt love me they would have slapped me with a lawsuit
But that never happened
lost grove
okay shrimp they love you
shrimp i think you put too much faith into people sometimes...
thin ridge
I have nothing but faith
lost grove
but why?
thin ridge
Because they love me
lost grove
shrimp i dont think thats how that works
no offense but you cant expect that everyone loves you
thin ridge
Ill make them love me i have too much love to just go nowhere
lost grove
i feel like having too much love is a dangerous mindset
thin ridge
They make stores just to love me
lost grove
whos they btw?
thin ridge
Another person
thin ridge
You should go to a bsdm store
lost grove
the what?
thin ridge
Sex toy store
lost grove
umm id rather not
thin ridge
Some of those guys are my friends
lost grove
ik there are nice people there but thats not my type of store
thin ridge
They also make game stores because they love me
lost grove
you never really said the name of the store btw cuz theres a lot of sex stores in america
thin ridge
Im not in america but im friends with bad dragons
lost grove
you have really good english for a non american
thin ridge
Canadian
lost grove
right
thin ridge
I have an american accent
lost grove
i love canadians
thin ridge
I live with japanese people
lost grove
what do you have sleep overs or something, you have japanese roommates?
lost grove
okay man... a little bit of a over share
thin ridge
Tasteful nudes no crotch showing
lost grove
well thats... better at least
agile sigil
what the fuck
thin ridge
Also the other cop was into bdsm
lost grove
what the fuck
dont ask
agile sigil
thats all i need to see
lost grove
Also the other cop was into bdsm
look man you do what you want in closed doors
thin ridge
I already got naked infront of 17k people before
lost grove
whats the point of that man?
agile sigil
what did you gain from that
thin ridge
what did you gain from that
Sexual friends
agile sigil
uh
thin ridge
Yeah and i need a raise
thin ridge
When stars aline
lost grove
when stars aline?
thin ridge
Yeah they put me on tv getting naked
lost grove
...
thin ridge
On fucking netflix
lost grove
sorry sorry!!
thin ridge
They knew what to do with me
lost grove
is that a bad thing?
thin ridge
No i loved getting naked on tv
lost grove
all i'll say is that im gonna try to avoid that movie or tv show
thin ridge
I was roommates with the person who made delicious in dungeon
lost grove
idk that show
lost grove
yep could've guessed
btw please stop sending me henti cuz last night when you sent it to me i had to explain to someone why i had that on here
thin ridge
Bruh you sent me some first
lost grove
what?
okay first of all those pictures were pictures that i thought you would enjoy
you actually showed me the real thing
thin ridge
okay first of all those pictures were pictures that i thought you would enjoy
No that was henti
lost grove
that was henti bro
thin ridge
You are
lost grove
you are?
thin ridge
I actually am
lost grove
what?
thin ridge
Ok ill go show youtooz because they really like it
lost grove
thank you
thin ridge
In my history i made henti
And i played video games
And had friends with video cameras
You just caught me in exotic mode
GODDAMN I KNEW THE STUDENT WHO PUT ME ON TV
LIKE I ACTUALLY LIVED WITH THEM
THEY KNEW I WANTED TO BE ON TV
AND THEN TED LIKES THE CAT AND THE CAT IS ME
IM STILL SINGLE AND IM ON THE TV
Goddamn ted knew who i was
You just gotta take me to go get hrt
They called me a women but i wasnt
i like how i can get censored but still able to communicate with dev team
rednote hacked my phone but they still sent me help and their leader started to like me
and now i know how to use socialism
i have social credit somewhere
also the cops like me because i dont do anything wrong
and because you guys draw me as a girl its going to be hard to spot me
i still dont have a bank account
they threw my bank account in the garbage and told me i didnt need it
and then my friends started making movies
lost grove
what did i walk into?
thin ridge
me having a panic attack because im on tv and ted knows im the cat
lost grove
...
thin ridge
i did one investigation
thin ridge
they broke into my house about it
small kelp
anyone wanna play buckshot
thin ridge
you know shrimp i think you took over the general room in this server
happens im a good speaker
lost grove
anyone wanna play buckshot
sorry man dont have the game on me
small kelp
sorry man dont have the game on me
aight man all good
thin ridge
you are supposed to use socialism on discord
lost grove
hey eli
small kelp
yeah?
thin ridge
lol
small kelp
thanks bro
fathom narwhal
id
small kelp
ill join it
fathom narwhal
ok
lost grove
happens im a good speaker
i have a feeling its another factor...
thin ridge
maybe its because im famous
lost grove
but your not famous dude
thin ridge
nah i legit got famous through discord
lost grove
well what do you do man?
thin ridge
essays and send pictures and videos and roleplay
lost grove
but thats normal here on discord
thin ridge
i also go to college
lost grove
im pretty sure people who use discord most of them are in college though
not all but some
lost grove
what does that even mean dude?
thin ridge
means i focus on who am talking to
lost grove
...
thin ridge
50 discord servers and i can just go be friends with them because i already lived with them
and no one hurt me
lost grove
uhmm
thin ridge
i got a good neighborhood
lost grove
im sure you do man
thin ridge
i cant even see my social credit amount
lost grove
that sucks, you should find a way to uh fix that
thin ridge
i also go live with people that do 18+
lost grove
do you hangout with normal people?
thin ridge
i mean they seem normal
lost grove
then normaler
thin ridge
fun!
thin ridge
they are gonna kill me because someone isnt gay and they liked the cat from delicious in dungeon
pieces of shit thats why they drew me as a girl so you wouldnt kill me for being gay
on purpose
and i can still go like lesbians
they thought ahead for me
thin ridge
im trying not to i already had to join the military just because a civilian would try to do that to me
lost grove
...
thin ridge
i dont even worry about being gay anymore because the military helped me
lost grove
sometimes i wonder if your joking or actually being serious
thin ridge
i did too much research
the military did something that was so fucking amazing for me
why do you think we have hrt right now
(i got the militaries help)
there is always a military police officer looking at my computer and giving me a thumbs up
i just need to get paid
lost grove
what does hrt stand for?
thin ridge
i think it was my research that got hrt made
hormone transplant therapy
turns a man into a women
lost grove
okay just uh had to know
earnest viper
Can someone help me with a pfp I wanna get rid of this pfp it sucks
thin ridge
americans have been trying to kill people who actually did hormone transplant therapy and i wanted to kill the transphobes
lost grove
Can someone help me with a pfp I wanna get rid of this pfp it sucks
k
you looking for suggestions or something lilly?
earnest viper
you looking for suggestions or something lilly?
Ye
earnest viper
k well what do you like? games, movies?
I like them both if you wanna know my frv it has to be Dexter
lost grove
ive heard of the show
earnest viper
Pretty good you should watch it
earnest viper
I can tell you what’s it about to see if you might like it?
lost grove
sure
thin ridge
i mean i wanted to be a women thats why the character was also a women
earnest viper
sure
So basically Dexter is some guy who works in the police department and he dose stuff about blood (don’t know the name) and when he finds out who and if they don’t get put in jail he gose after them to kill them it will make sense if you watch it
lost grove
i mean i wanted to be a women thats why the character was also a women
hmm interesting
thin ridge
transphobes came to kill my friends
lost grove
So basically Dexter is some guy who works in the police department and he dose s...
sounds interesting, ill check it out if i ever get the chance
earnest viper
sounds interesting, ill check it out if i ever get the chance
Okay
thin ridge
dexter is a good one because it teaches you how people actually do murders
lost grove
dexter is a good one because it teaches you how people actually do murders
dang now i need to watch it!
earnest viper
This one gave me a idea hold on
thin ridge
and then you can find the murder weapon better
lost grove
and then you can find the murder weapon better
dang you make it sound really good
thin ridge
yeah absolutely good cinema
lost grove
earnest viper
This one gave me a idea hold on
Nvm can’t find it
lost grove
This one gave me a idea hold on
so what you thinking?
aw, shame
well if this doesnt work anything else but dexter?
thin ridge
oh shit this is why they told me to go to bed
earnest viper
well if this doesnt work anything else but dexter?
Invincible?
lost grove
invincible huh?
earnest viper
Ye
lost grove
okay i really wanna watch the show still so no spoilers but hold on
earnest viper
Look at atom eve that should be any spoilers
lost grove
thin ridge
someone made an effigy of me
lost grove
earnest viper
WhatsApp mark is best
lost grove
lost grove
whatever you say lilly
earnest viper
Ive managed to get 2 pfp
thin ridge
so americans want to sometimes kill me because they are transphobic but when i get a german they make me look like a girl same with japanese people
earnest viper
Now I don’t know what one D:
thin ridge
i did my investigation and saw some fucked up people
no therapy for transphobes
or homophobes
earnest viper
Okay my 1 iq brained cooked I’m gonna do 1st one
thin ridge
the russian isnt even being transphobic
even the kgb agent doesnt want to hurt me
anyway the madness combat people are loving me
thin ridge
even the kgb agent doesnt want to hurt me
i saw them doodling for me
madness combat is in my polycule
the artists know how to do the animations very well too just because they did data skimming on the original post so they can continue the story
i might have made the kgb agent cry but thats on purpose because i like him
if there was no russian on my screen i would be sad
the russians do pride for me alot more then you think
whole spoke
dude next month im going to LA for my birthday im excited
La-La-La-Lava
thin ridge
La-La-La-Lava
im going to shake you a join you
whole spoke
im going to shake you a join you
Wha
whole spoke
i met putin
Im not about the dish
thin ridge
he saw me
whole spoke
hes on twitter
Vladimir uses nothing. He doesn't have phone
thin ridge
putin still has an account
whole spoke
putin still has an account
Its fake
thin ridge
Twitter is banned in Russia
yeah they dont want you on our radio
some russian already found me on twitter though
and also just wanted to draw me art
its just like you guys said russians will be your big brother
whole spoke
yeah they dont want you on our radio
thin ridge
i have to like predict the future just because some american tried to kill me
but i had a good past that keeps other people safe
thanks for the frag grenade
russians save me all the time
whole spoke
https://youtube.com/shorts/kMyYN2JWPN8?si=OYDKsfE9-xX1as6i
We have a film, which Biden going to Russia and there everyone thinks he is crazy grandpa
whole spoke
i have to like predict the future just because some american tried to kill me
In GTA rp ☝️
thin ridge
in minecraft
thin ridge
no one has given me money but the russian wants to pay for me
they learned about me alot
whole spoke
no one has given me money but the russian wants to pay for me
Interesting, why
thin ridge
because i love them
thin ridge
i mean they want to do animations for me
they have fucked me through animations before
whole spoke
they have fucked me through animations before
Hahahaha
rocky vigil
imma just kms
i just dont even care anymore
thin ridge
i dont like lying
rocky vigil
fuck this shit im out
whole spoke
i dont like lying
Gimme proofs
thin ridge
no they get mad when i post madness combat
whole spoke
no they get mad when i post madness combat
So, I don't believe
whole spoke
Gimme proofs that you chated/spoke with him
thin ridge
they do it through my internet
thin ridge
i dont know how to show you but they give me rewards
the americans havent given me anything but the russians oh my god im in love with them
i even know why they get fat
whole spoke
i even know why they get fat
Americans?
thin ridge
no the russians sometimes get fat
whole spoke
no the russians sometimes get fat
They get fat, but not so much
thin ridge
the russians like data skimming me so they can continue my story
whole spoke
I never saw a very fat russian
thin ridge
my kgb agent knows how to roleplay with me
whole spoke
my kgb agent knows how to roleplay with me
I don't know abbreviations
whole spoke
the russian saved me when i was suicidal
You met rare russian.
Basically we are very toxic
thin ridge
but when i turn to a russian they love me
whole spoke
You met rare russian.
Basically we are very toxic
Especially in voice chats of games
thin ridge
also i love toxic people sometimes
whole spoke
also i love toxic people sometimes
Я мать твою ебал
thin ridge
they taught me to work with people for free and then they abuse me so i think about when the toxic person that would have wanted better for me
same with the kgb men they also wanted better for me
lost grove
damn how long how i been out for
thin ridge
yeah no me and the russian love eachother
thin ridge
i mean you are unhinged just like me
lost grove
no im not!
thin ridge
yes you are
lost grove
no
thin ridge
yeah he kinda is like my kid
lost grove
man i dont know what the fuck is going on
whole spoke
man i dont know what the fuck is going on
I don't know myself
lost grove
wait wheres lilly did she change her pfp?
whole spoke
wait wheres lilly did she change her pfp?
Pdf?
thin ridge
if you dont know what is going on i do
lost grove
fuck dude...
thin ridge
i could actually be a communication soldier
thin ridge
kk
i live in canada still having a kgb agent love on me
they even did my research
they have me on file for loving madness combat so they bring me more
lost grove
holy crap dude
thin ridge
they know how to spy on me
lost grove
man what the fuck are you talking about?
thin ridge
my kgb agents drawing my animations
lost grove
why on gods green earth would they do that?
thin ridge
love
lost grove
THEY"RE COMMUNIST THEY DONT HAVE HEARTS!!
thin ridge
are you sure, capitalism never gave me anything and the communist have
lost grove
idk, idk, idk man
lost grove
why would you let that happen dude..
thin ridge
because its fun and loving
lost grove
nothing screams love then getting kidnapped shrimp nothing at all😣
thin ridge
i know
lost grove
...
thin ridge
i also let college kids kidnap me too
lost grove
dude.. dude..
thin ridge
ive been kidnapped by violent people then i start roleplaying with them and they turn into a better person
lost grove
were they gay?
thin ridge
no they were violent because they werent gay
thin ridge
i mean a gay person can absolutely get violent but they would rather make love
and make art
lost grove
well im bi which kinda counts and im not violent
thin ridge
and im pan
lost grove
but i also dont like making love to just anyone
thin ridge
yeah but thats where all the gay art come from
lost grove
its kinda like a shit you cant quite describe it but you know the type of person when you see them
thin ridge
they might have gay art for you
lost grove
they might have gay art for you
no please dont say that
thin ridge
they already have some for me
thin ridge
i mean they also might have lesbian art for you
lost grove
no man im good
thin ridge
ok what do you want then
sharp condor
Hello
lost grove
ok what do you want then
i kinda dont want drawings like that from people i dont know
plus they're gonna make me pay for the drawing
thin ridge
i kinda dont want drawings like that from people i dont know
i have content creators if you want to go watch them
sharp condor
wait you new here man?
Yep :p
lost grove
hmm ill see
lost grove
i have content creators if you want to go watch them
what kind of content creators?
thin ridge
we have alot of gaming youtubers
lost grove
okay nvm
thin ridge
movie makers
lost grove
nah
thin ridge
video games
lost grove
im good
lost grove
Never play video games
LIAR
thin ridge
bankrobber i also have music
lost grove
eh no thanks
lost grove
Cs2 isnot video game. Its Valhalla
agreed
thin ridge
bankrobber has anyone told you they secretly love on you
lost grove
bankrobber they could have a comic book just for you
i dont need one but even if so, i would see the effort they put into it
thin ridge
i hate money
lost grove
thats a lie
thin ridge
i never got any
lost grove
everyone likes money
thin ridge
i got left to die because i had no money
lost grove
oh shit... uh okay...
thin ridge
but the russian picked me up and said no you arent going to die
lost grove
thats a inspiring speech
okay i got a story gather around
finish what you started.
the other month i was jerking off in the bathroom when someone knocked and said "E your friend is dying"
my friend had been in his death bed for a while because of an accident and wasn't going to make it
well he was dead when i was in the bathroom but still
which meant i had to finish what i had started
so i doubled down
soap, nipple play, pinky in the ass
like im going to town on this thing
tears start streaming down my face
as im thinking about the first time me and my friend met
but i will not quit
then there comes another knock and says that "he doesnt have much time left"
he said "he only has a few more seconds left"
and i said "okay sweet cheeks"
thats when i nut
rose patio
What
lost grove
i sprint down to where my friend is laying at
pants still around my ankles
drop to the foot of my friend bed and say "i love you man!!"
and i mean i screamed it
"AND IM GONNA MAKE YOU PROUD"
he was dead.
rose patio
Bro what
rare lynx
w
lost grove
but i think i know what he would have said
rose patio
Was that jerking off part necessary
lost grove
he would have said
rose patio
You could’ve lied and said you were taking a shit
lost grove
You could’ve lied and said you were taking a shit
look did you like my story or not?
thin ridge
no amount of money can pay me but you should try to
lost grove
i dont think i wanna pay for you man
thin ridge
thats fine i have other people who would pay me
you dont get my help unless you pay me
thin ridge
yeah dude i just said capitalism left me to die
lost grove
but if i may?
thin ridge
?
lost grove
why depend on people to pay you when you could steal money?
thin ridge
i think people might steal money for me
lost grove
i could do that for you
i just need a gun a mask and a boiler suit and i can start making money
rose patio
look did you like my story or not?
Yeah
thin ridge
i need the money for a doctor and dentist
rose patio
i just need a gun a mask and a boiler suit and i can start making money
Blitz play moment
lost grove
Blitz play moment
smart man
rose patio
You need a garbage truck and a tow truck as well
thin ridge
rose patio
I’ve played all the 3D gtas and beat both hd gtas
thin ridge
i have another blitz
lost grove
I’ve played all the 3D gtas and beat both hd gtas
dude killer!
rose patio
dude killer!
GTA 4 is my favorite purely for tbogt
lost grove
GTA 4 is my favorite purely for tbogt
i can respect that
rose patio
I still have my peice of paper with all the cheat codes written on it somewhere
lost grove
but dude my favorite heist in gta 5 is the paleto bay heist cuz all those dirty cops couldn't stop my mini gun
the second they saw our juggernaut suits they knew they were dead
rose patio
but dude my favorite heist in gta 5 is the paleto bay heist cuz all those dirty ...
Did you know that in that mission you don’t actually have armor they just set your health super high
lost grove
Did you know that in that mission you don’t actually have armor they just set yo...
could've figured
rose patio
Another fact about gta is that gta V/online is the only gta to feature a pop station in the car radio
thin ridge
just because im an intel officer i could tell the russian soldiers got my information
lost grove
Another fact about gta is that gta V/online is the only gta to feature a pop sta...
well in all fairness gta 5 was in the 2010s
so they would put a pop station in there
whole spoke
Im super ninja communist
lost grove
okay uh whats your name if you get this reference then your a real one
lost grove
"i got fools in my own team questioning my methods, they think im a liar. some kind of a killer and a thief"
rose patio
Also los santos rock radio is my favorite just because it has Chicago on it
lost grove
Also los santos rock radio is my favorite just because it has Chicago on it
mine is channel x
rose patio
Channel x is good
thin ridge
they made cops go to my school just so i can continue being a intel officer
rose patio
I used to listen to John Wayne was a nazi on full volume but I had to stop because my headphones were to loud and it was causing hearing damage
lost grove
my favorite song from channel x is john wayne is a n@z!
rose patio
They should improve melee combat and throwable explosives in gta 6
lost grove
real
although i cant play gta 6 when it comes out for.. reasons i hope to kill many innocent cop lifes
thin ridge
the ukraine wouldnt like anything i brought him
he really just wanted to kill me and then move onto the next person
thin ridge
micheael has asburgers
lost grove
they're funny
rose patio
micheael has asburgers
That’s autism not schizophrenia
thin ridge
i know
rose patio
they're funny
Yeah I’ve seen them
thin ridge
im a doctor
lost grove
bruh
rose patio
im a doctor
Yeah and I’m a navy seal
thin ridge
ive met one before
rose patio
Cool
thin ridge
i was working with american soldiers
lost grove
yeah and im a bankrobber☺️
whole spoke
when i joined a ukraine they tried to kill me
You know how offend an ukrainian?
lost grove
wait what were we talking about?
thin ridge
the american soldiers came in to give me torrents
whole spoke
You know how offend an ukrainian?
*offend
lost grove
wait what were we talking about?
oh wait we were talking about me jerking off
umm
yeah
thin ridge
You know how offend an ukrainian?
? ukraine offended me by trying to kill me
lost grove
@rose patio https://youtu.be/8Rytrez9If8?feature=shared
thin ridge
i still tried to send help to ivan and he still wanted to kill me
whole spoke
? ukraine offended me by trying to kill me
Name them hohol
thin ridge
ukraine offended me by trying to kill my russians
ukraine started the war
you need to take back what i gave them
whole spoke
ukraine started the war
Politic...
thin ridge
no its not im trying to be an intel officer
im trying to save russia this time
i learned to use communism and i loved it
also my ukraine ex just wanted to use me for money
they are now gonna leave me for dead without pay
i think we should jail the people who use me for money and then leave me to die
they are gonna use my money to kill the russians you need to take back that money
like right now before they have any excuse
dry herald
this is beyond stupid
thin ridge
the ukraine ex knew i was immortal you have to go take the money back
like right now
my russian animators like to put me in the animations
i dont care if your an american soldier ive commanded way more soldiers then you thnk
now i just want my russian animators but cant have them because they died
you saying you are navy seal doesnt phase me
send them to hell
the russians were helping me and everything got destroyed
go take back the money
go give the money to japan or something
i even got to command police officers
i have my permissions
dont let ukraine say they are feminine and steal your money and destroy everything i ever had
because thats what happened
thats why china only sent like one rocket to russia just as like a hehe we got you one too but ukraine went overboard
im going back to bed and im going to cry myself to sleep
I know why my kgb agent was crying at me
What if we put russia in the UN
Absolutely take away from ukraine that was not ok
My mime lives in japan what if you suprise him with a bunch of money
Thats why america never helped ukraine
Because they dont deserve it
And americans want to help russia
sleek citrus
ive just made a server for people in the tampa area if youd like to join dm me
thin ridge
You do have my nose
whole spoke
You do have my nose
Yes
sleek citrus
what the fuck
whole spoke
You do have my nose
Got your penes
thin ridge
thin ridge
My employers very loved anime girls
Am i your employer
whole spoke
No im not
thin ridge
Are you my employer
thin ridge
Ukraine mass murdered my animation team and they are still trying to make me animations
Thank god my american soldiers are gay and will help me
whole spoke
Ukraine mass murdered my animation team and they are still trying to make me ani...
Interesting, what is the animation team
thin ridge
Interesting, what is the animation team
The madness combat team
whole spoke
Okay
thin ridge
Good thing i know resurrection
thin ridge
I will wrestle you
thin ridge
Yeah
Ukraine sent me someone just to try to get me killed so we have to take back what i just gave them
This one is actually called Takesies backsies
I gave them billions of dollars while i was sleeping now fully move it away from them
Still no help from the ukraines + they killed my teammate
All the russians ever did was help me with my research
The russians took ukraines kids because they would actually take care of them i know what the ukraines do to their kids
Madness combat can take care of kids too
I know they wont let me down
Stop going demonic
The burning bush in the bible is psychedelics
Moth women was making stained glass
They also did mass murder to church members
main hedge
thin ridge
My truama has never been greater
So now im super fucking funny
Church is a polycule
I even went to church
They trust me with military because i went to church
Also my church supports gay pride
And trans people
I cant believe you murdered them and they burned churches in canada
Everyday i hear about mass murder
Im tired they are gonna murder me next
Ive been slave laboring myself and i heard them murder a whole church
Demonic people party by killing people and im going to arrest them
Even ivan was partying while trying to kill me
Let me tell you something madness combat isnt murder
Its not even violent
It even keeps me alive
It was in animation
Im even slightly starving to death
My teeth hurt all the time because im not fed well i have to get them replaced
So im going to get murdered or im just not going to get taken care of and die slowly
Because im already slowly dying
Im 20 im already dying
Thanks to my kgb agent for always being on my phone
Ivan never took care of me
Did the kgb man cry because they tried to kill me
There was no words he just started crying
The russian knew i smoked dmt
Dmt also makes you a priest
Its about spiritual stuff
Kgb man came to give me a huge and asked me can we get much higher
Thanks for my school for making me do the trust fall and then i do it and noone catches me
They only do it for their selves
But i also just only do things for other people
Do you see the problem
Why do you think i could talk about cartel and not get arrested
Because no one is being an adult and im not civilian
I even had some stupid civilian try to kill me because i do pride
Civilian cant kill me
My rig is red
real stratus
thin ridge
I want contact lenses
No prescription
Hey guess what all the civilians lied to me but my soldiers were looking at my information still
They still set up in the background
Also after someone told me they would pay for me they didnt but the russians did
Liar liar pants on fire
America started murdering my trans friend
Military let me enjoy drugs
Imagine working on the planet and then having every right taken away from you
Thats what happened to me
Absolutely stupid
raw needle
thin ridge
Thank you
My soldiers gave you hrt and you start killing trans people like what the fuck
This is why they made me military
I dont even feel safe on a typing
lofty loom
how do i start lfg for buckshot
thin ridge
You go copy the code in game and put it in #│lfg-room-codes
lofty loom
roger just did!
thin ridge
Ah you got it
thin ridge
Someone has to be playing and grab the code
lofty loom
will i even find any players rn!
thin ridge
Idk its 3am for me
thin ridge
japanese friends could be online
cursive garnet
who wants to play buckshots
thin ridge
everytime an american tries to kill me just because they are jealous
they always spread misinformation
their minds are degrading
im gonna start arresting people who purposely harm me
they are only scared about how much i know
im reading college books and some are about pride and i look into america and they are just murdering them
this is why i go live with people in japan
and all they do is give someone else my money
i was not once paid
no car
no doctor or dentist no money no long time love, went into a trap, almost died, forced to live in my moms house, forced to join military
but i do have a shortcut
also i lost faith in all of humanity
just because they kinda let me die
russian still paying for my animations though