💭│general

[void sage]

yes

[solemn nova]

yeah

[earnest ore]

yeah, it said i have to rejoin cause merge valley was started on another device

[opaque osprey]

then relog with different farm?

[stone owl]

Thank you bro

[hexed crystal]

yes same here

[void sage]

yeah

even got the sound on

[stone owl]

Thank god that same thing happened to everyone else loooll I was so confused

[void sage]

i was so scared too

[quasi light]

i think we are all logging into the same farm too

[void sage]

wtf

[somber kelp]

So bizarre

[quasi light]

the one with 1k boxes and a carrot cake to collect

[strange fulcrum]

They are investigating the problem. Wait for news.

[opaque osprey]

WTF

[unique minnow]

is the same

[waxen star]

it's the same farm for everyone

[west mantle]

I think the developer inserted data into my account

we have same farm

[lapis acorn]

Same wtf

[ionic birch]

i lose my 51 level and just show me 10 level 😡

[rich fossil]

So its the same for everyone?

[somber kelp]

Correct, same farm for everybody

[edgy widget]

it seems like it

[rich fossil]

What in the hive mind is this

[waxen star]

I don't think the problem is about logging in on Discord

[celest obsidian]

On the game it says I'm on FMV in another device and my farm is NOT my farm. What on earth....

[carmine monolith]

i just want my farm back 😭

[strange fulcrum]

The team is investigating the issue. Please wait for a message in https://discord.com/channels/1158408201344135258/1272487089472274508

[celest obsidian]

Will do. No wonder people were panicking in Activity Channel 1 lol

[snow basalt]

Yes may level is 24 now 10

What happen

[celest obsidian]

#📢│announcements message

[snow basalt]

Same

[thin sundial]

I dont have this problem but they are looking into it ♡

[pastel stump]

[hallow marten]

i was 40 lvl but i'm 10 now

what is going on

[somber kelp]

#📢│announcements
Outage so players aren't able to log into their Farm

[hallow marten]

i see, thanks

[knotty spear]

when i continue on the lvl 10 farm will that progress be saved?

[hallow marten]

probably not xd why would you do that

[knotty spear]

idk somehow its soo fast at lowlvl xD

[worn raptor]

what happen to my farm?going back to level 10

[somber kelp]

I'm pretty sure anything you do on the level 10 Farm won't be saved. You aren't synced with your current account

[hallow marten]

a bug they are working on it

[knotty spear]

mhhmm but can i continue the lvl 10 farm, the next time the login not working again?

[still hollow]

Guy guy, you can see Moomin visit your farm, right?

[somber kelp]

Highly doubtful, this is kind of new. Usually it's a blank brand new Farm when something like this happens

[knotty spear]

ohh i see

[somber kelp]

If you're bored, I suppose you can play around with it haha, but it won't give you any sort of progress in the future

[tough dew]

Last

[burnt prairie]

excuse me

[silent hawk]

NOOO

[burnt prairie]

i can’t play game

[nimble gale]

rip

[scenic topaz]

NOOOOOOO

[silent hawk]

IM GOING TO LOSE ELO

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[dry elm]

lol elo

[fresh shale]

game down?

[rustic spindle]

I’m going to hurt myself and others because I can’t play farm merge valley

[prisma pendant]

down again?

[plucky rampart]

I guess

[silk jungle]

NOOOOO

[silent hawk]

You can hurt me 🫦

[ocean turtle]

why is it down

[rustic spindle]

I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU

[wheat wolf]

Ain’t no wayyy 😭

[fair flint]

Hello ?

[dry elm]

geez this chat went unhinged real fast

[silent hawk]

Coulda merged, instead u playing

[rich jasper]

Oml hahahahahhaa

[burnt prairie]

why

[silent hawk]

Hmph~

[wheat wolf]

jail

[rustic spindle]

This is insane

[burnt prairie]

can’t open game

[rich jasper]

Jail!

[silent hawk]

I’m just frustrated from not playing farm merge valley man

[fair flint]

Hello ? What is this chat ?

[silent hawk]

They don’t call me #20 for nun

[barren cave]

The crash of 25

[burnt prairie]

yeh me too

[prisma pendant]

see announcement

[barren cave]

It's so joever

[obsidian holly]

maybe yall should go outside for a bit 💀

[compact agate]

saw someone get down on their knees on walmart bc of ts

[raw monolith]

THEY HIT THE 2ND FARM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[crimson granite]

GAME BROKEN

[silent hawk]

My poor farm is going to stay under merged

[crimson granite]

is there maintenance opr something?

[prisma pendant]

We are temporarily shutting down our servers while we investigate this issue. We appreciate your patience and understanding!

[silent hawk]

I don’t understand 😭

[barren cave]

I hope they ping us again when the servers are back up

[raw monolith]

Mr president a 2nd valley has hit the farm

[vocal vapor]

Not working

[silent hawk]

I’m just tryna merge 🥵😓

First emoji was an accident sorry

[raw monolith]

mergemaxx with me twin ❤

[hushed crescent]

#📢│announcements

[barren cave]

Who up merging they farm

[silent hawk]

WE wish

[raw monolith]

I'm merging my farm so hard right now

[obsidian holly]

im not hating lmao ppl are just acting like its the end of the world, it will be fixed soon so lets calm down

[thorn garden]

i must MERGE

[grizzled sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-crazy-old-man-creepy-creep-gif-6272734555296011195

[silent hawk]

I’m a bit too riled up to calm down rn sorry vrotato

I’m tryna get my merge on

[ashen thistle]

i am gonna miss my dailies noo..no calming down

[obsidian holly]

😭😭

okay gang

[silent hawk]

[fresh dagger]

is there a way to donate from the Russian?

[brittle flower]

i require server up so i can do daily energy mission. EA fix servers please

[silent hawk]

To the game or?

[twin spear]

i need my farm merge back

[silent hawk]

➕ 🟰

Still got it 😭

[fresh dagger]

Yes, for donating to the farm merge

[silent hawk]

Sorry only play ranked

[raw monolith]

merge on your hand and farm my valley at a medium pace

[silent hawk]

Rusty with the basics

[thick river]

Lucky Cyan

[silent hawk]

I mismerged 😭

I’m forgetting how to merge

[night turret]

🧌

[silent hawk]

When it finally comes back I’m going to merge so hard

[ashen thistle]

looks like they succeeded merging us here in this chat

[silent hawk]

😭

[raw monolith]

what rank are you? I'm the merger above all

[zealous cobalt]

😭😭😭

[silent hawk]

I’m only rank 20 comp

[prisma garden]

i need farm merge i need farm merge i need farm merge

[silent hawk]

Twin ❤️

[prisma garden]

yes twin i need to merge

[zealous cobalt]

The urge to merge

[hushed crescent]

[silent hawk]

I premerged earlier mb

[thin sundial]

Game shut down my my

[sonic siren]

you get this too?

[sullen cloud]

[zealous cobalt]

yes its down

[ashen thistle]

we all got it

[thin sundial]

Yes its closed off

[silent hawk]

Wipe that smile off your face

[raw monolith]

twin will you... make me the happiest merger on this farm valley?

[sonic siren]

oki, thanks

[silent hawk]

This is so wholesome

[thin sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-bunny-shake-head-gif-24738682

[prisma garden]

yes twin

will you be the farm merge to my valley

[raw monolith]

yes I will merge on that valley farmer style!

[silent hawk]

If I saw this thing irl I’d punt it into the pavement.

[somber sleet]

Hey chat!

[somber kelp]

[thorn garden]

i need to MERGE

[raw monolith]

start merging in your valley. twin 🤖

[ashen thistle]

= if i can't merge there..will do it here..when u r in rome🥲

[carmine monolith]

how much longer till i can merge?

[nimble spear]

🥲

let's build a real life farm

[keen nacelle]

fax me when the game's back up

[silent hawk]

It’s not as fun irl

[carmine monolith]

i wish

[nimble spear]

did tou try it

[silent hawk]

The big clump of animal matter isn’t the same

Uh I tried

[somber sleet]

Hopefully not to long… we are still investigating.

[carmine monolith]

🫡

[nimble spear]

okay I'll take your word then

[nimble spear]

farmers are so rich tho

[silent hawk]

😭 😭

[carmine monolith]

eh

[silent hawk]

But like I could be a farm Merger instead of an actual farmer

Less work more seritonins

[wild meteor]

hello what happened to the game i cant launch it

it gives error

[celest sail]

yes

[silent hawk]

I was also trying to merge it but apparently it’s not available rn

[somber sleet]

We are investigating an issue where players preventing players from login on Discord

[wild meteor]

oh okay thank you

[celest sail]

thank you

[valid pebble]

?stick Hello Farmers! Farm Merge Valley servers are currently down for emergency maintenance. We will bring the game back up as soon as it's ready. Thank you for your patience and understanding! Click id:customize and select "Outage Alerts" to be notified when Farm Merge Valley is back!

[wanton stag]

thank youuu

[zealous cobalt]

ambatu mergeeee

[keen nacelle]

fakenamegenerator doesnt gen fax numbers so come up with something

[silent hawk]

So sticky 😭

[zealous cobalt]

How sticky is it

[silent hawk]

🤤

So so sticky ☺️

[thorn garden]

my crops are withering as we speak i need to merge with haste ‼️ ‼️

[cursive mirage]

woke up early to play

[silent hawk]

What if instead of farm merge valley, it was freak merge valley, and instead of merging animals, it was merging muscular tomboys??

[zealous cobalt]

is the merge in this room with us?

AHAHHA

[zealous cobalt]

Banger

[glacial folio]

Lowkye why is sticky spamming it

[worn blaze]

thats kinda sad

[silent hawk]

Why doesn’t farmer sticky stick that in chat

[cursive mirage]

imma play wz instead

[silent hawk]

Good boy

[fair stone]

The game is lagging isn’t it ?

[glacial folio]

Lagging???

[cursive mirage]

its downnn

[zealous cobalt]

No its working perfectly

[glacial folio]

It's dead

[silent hawk]

How’d u get access?

[glacial folio]

Also they're probably in the middle of coding because I tried to get in

[fair stone]

Oh ok it’s down

Thanks !

[zealous cobalt]

🤫

[worn blaze]

is this rizz

[quiet wigeon]

is this rizz?

[glacial folio]

Said an error was caused by a syntax error (meaning stuff in the code isn't understood)

[silent hawk]

What

[tawdry girder]

oof

[silent hawk]

Not merging it for like 10 mins is making me tweak

I just saw 3 people say the same thing in chat

[zealous cobalt]

im going to merge you lil bro

[worn blaze]

stop copying me!

[fair stone]

I had 1000 boxes, is that caused by the lagged ? I didn’t buy it ?

[quiet wigeon]

stop copying me!

[tawdry girder]

lmao

[blissful lava]

ive forgotten what it feels like to merge

[glacial folio]

Is this rizz

[silent hawk]

Dw vrotato, we got u ❤️

[blissful lava]

thanks gang

[glacial folio]

I've ran out of 50 energy obstacles to burn through

[silent hawk]

Yall mess with tomboys or femboys more? Like objectively

[tawdry girder]

wat yall doin

[cursive mirage]

can u guys visit my farm later

[glacial folio]

But I don't wanna use the 15s because in case I finish the card collection and they hit me with the 5000

[tawdry girder]

sure

[blissful lava]

not merging 😔

[quiet wigeon]

femboys

[tawdry girder]

😭

[silent hawk]

Argue ur point

[glacial folio]

Idk I've never thought of it

[zealous cobalt]

both

[silent hawk]

But like if u had to choose

[quiet wigeon]

tomboys can be cute but femboys can be cute or elegant

[glacial folio]

"Why can't I have both?"

Reminded me of that one video where the guy was given a question and he chooses both regardless

[silent hawk]

But tomboys can be like dominant objectively speaking. Like they can hold an air of intimidation

[zealous cobalt]

Tomboys then, a woman will always be more womanly than a man

[quiet wigeon]

femboys can definitely have that too

[silent hawk]

I’m too scared to talk to either irl

[tawdry girder]

yall tag me when the game is workin

[glacial folio]

Depends

[silent hawk]

That’s lowkey true

[silent hawk]

Please lemme merge

I’m lowkey leaning more towards tomboys personally

[rich nexus]

will there be compensation for those that missed timed quest?

[fresh dagger]

guuuys a wanna dpnete my fuckinh money(rubls), but a liew in Russian. is there way to donate to my favorite game(Farm Merge Valley)

[glacial folio]

Probably not

[rich nexus]

i was about to complete the daily quests

[zealous cobalt]

brooooo 😭

[rich nexus]

and it expires in like 1 hour

[zealous cobalt]

skill issue ngl

[rich nexus]

lmao

i even woke up earlier

[glacial folio]

Speaking of which the balancing here kinda is off

[rich nexus]

to complete the last energy quest

[glacial folio]

One time I went on a order completing spree

[pulsar sand]

Anyone get a black screen

[hollow maple]

Hello! If you are experiencing a black screen issue, please follow these steps to resolve it:

• First, if you're playing on PC, make sure that you've turned on "Hardware acceleration" (Discord settings > Advanced).
• Then, close Discord by using the Task Manager, and clear the Discord cache files. Here is a tutorial if needed: https://www.howtogeek.com/686597/how-to-clear-discord-cache-files-on-desktop-and-mobile/

[sonic siren]

that's so cooked :C i feel like you deserve compensation because that's so bad

[glacial folio]

My coffee beans went way down more than the others

Heck even the deer skin went down slower than the coffee beans

I currently have only 75 of those while the rest are in three digits at least

Black screen

[hollow maple]

Hello! If you are experiencing a black screen issue, please follow these steps to resolve it:

• First, if you're playing on PC, make sure that you've turned on "Hardware acceleration" (Discord settings > Advanced).
• Then, close Discord by using the Task Manager, and clear the Discord cache files. Here is a tutorial if needed: https://www.howtogeek.com/686597/how-to-clear-discord-cache-files-on-desktop-and-mobile/

[glacial folio]

Not sending message

Message not sent

[past juniper]

SAME BRO

[glacial folio]

Help

[cursive mirage]

its taking so longgg

[past juniper]

woke up at 6am to finish the quests & it expires in less than an hour now 😭😭

[cursive mirage]

ify

[rich nexus]

Btw since i mentioned it i think the energy quests need a rebalancing

the green tier ones take longer than plenty of the purple of other catagories

[fringe prism]

Oh okay

Does this affect our quests' timeframe?

[blissful lava]

well well look who it is

[dull igloo]

How long is this going to take

[wise kayak]

fmv is down im tweaking

[spare bane]

are you gonna pause our timers bc i was 4 damn orders away from completing my daily!!!

[humble ridge]

is farm merge

oh i see

[dusty ivy]

aw beans

[ivory prism]

We are temporarily shutting down our servers while we investigate this issue. We appreciate your patience and understanding!
#📢│announcements message

---

Since FMV is currently under maintenance, this is the perfect time for you to read the game guide here: https://discord.com/channels/1158408201344135258/1272491707438731294
Don’t make the same mistake I did — read this guide first! 😅
https://discord.com/channels/1158408201344135258/1372987259665518632

[grave bluff]

guys i cant handle farm merge valley being down for much longer

[autumn river]

let us inn

can someone let us know how long this will take

[deep sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[indigo crow]

will we get rewards for lost time

its been an hour

[analog basin]

???

[blissful lava]

please come back. i miss you 💔

[tired perch]

Ok

Word ok = these

[round moth]

how long does maintnence last

usually

[willow pendant]

I MISS MY FARM

[chilly quiver]

havent merged since this morning i NEED it im going to FREAK OUT

you dont wanna see my dark side

real talk i fear

please farm merge devs

the light is fading.....

i dont want to die......

[chilly quiver]

this world is cruel..... but its also so beautiful..... goodbye.....

[raven tartan]

NOOO paris dont go to the light

[blissful lava]

what is beauty without merge 💔

nothing...

[raven tartan]

what even is life anymore

[chilly quiver]

you're actually a genius

[hollow ermine]

Buyed second Worker and now I can`t use it

[round moth]

😭

[tardy arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-crying-throwing-up-screaming-on-the-floor-screaming-scream-meme-gif-4692517184599699550

[chilly quiver]

sue farm merge valley!!!!!!

[tardy arrow]

I need to merge

[round moth]

yes theyve taken our lifes meaning

[chilly quiver]

YOU DID THIS FMV

[tardy arrow]

Every morning I wake up and play

[magic kernel]

I have nothing without my farm guys give it back

[tardy arrow]

I'm in shambles

[chilly quiver]

I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANY FURTHER ACTIONS

[elder rivet]

Feeling addicted🥹

[raven tartan]

I vote the second worker comes back for a week every hour the servers are down

[royal thicket]

I have 189 boxes left to open and 150 energy 😔 I will get no gain during the downtime. I NEED the daily gift for 10/10 completion

[tardy arrow]

It's truly a sad day

[smoky musk]

What the heck you have my name lol

[chilly quiver]

guys.... what if we bought a plot of land and made our own farm merge valley

this really was our farm merge valley huh guys 😂

[sullen cloud]

i'll chip in

[hollow ermine]

and rainy in Germany :p

[raven tartan]

me too

[blissful lava]

what the helly

[chilly quiver]

thanks big dawg

[tardy arrow]

See it's such a sad day

[sullen cloud]

biggest dawg of them all

[chilly quiver]

GERMANY MENTIONED STUTTGART FOREVER

[tardy arrow]

Shift starts at 12.... farm merge valley is down...😞

[hollow ermine]

xD

[raw fractal]

I think you need to skip work, only solution I see

[tardy arrow]

Amen🥹

[hollow ermine]

Yeah go to your boss , sorry can`t work

[chilly quiver]

i just got off of my EIGHT HOUR shift at walmart and i come home to NOT BEING ABLE TO MERGE

[tardy arrow]

If only

[crystal girder]

NOOOOOO

[hollow ermine]

Walmart 😮

[cold hinge]

nauuuuuuuuuuur 😥😥😥

[tardy arrow]

Valid crashout

[crystal girder]

😭

[void notch]

How can i earn coins and energy free and fast

[tardy arrow]

Idk

[raven tartan]

Im abt to go into a really long exam and im gonna be tweaking wondering if my farm is back the whole time

[chilly quiver]

holy crap is that third evolutionary pokemon greninja from the hit video games pokemon x and y

[tardy arrow]

Dang... that sucks dude

[void notch]

Yeah

[fierce tangle]

Do lots of visits and save up your coins and always do 5 merges on coins

[chilly quiver]

oh my god you can merge coins

[void notch]

Intresting okey

[fierce tangle]

Yes XD

[raven tartan]

I LEARNED IT SO LATE BUT YES

[hollow ermine]

Hmm...any ideas what to do now? 🙁

[tardy arrow]

Me roo....

[blissful lava]

FMV brings all the @smoky musk's together

[fierce tangle]

Felttt

[tardy arrow]

Guys we have to bed rot😞

[chilly quiver]

SMOKE 10 CIGARETTES AS FAST AS YOU CAN QUICK QUICK HURRY GO NOW NOW NOW

[quiet sierra]

how i felt about merging crates bro

[tardy arrow]

HELP??

[hollow ermine]

it is 2.20pm here xD

[raven tartan]

is it worth it?

[tardy arrow]

7:20am...

[chilly quiver]

OK I DO 5 AND YOU DO 5 LETS HURRY UPPPPPPP

[wild meteor]

still

[sullen cloud]

i heard that if you detox from fmv for 5 years it'll come back

[fierce tangle]

Can't merge crates :(

[hollow ermine]

xD uff come to germany for 6 hours

[quiet sierra]

honestly i never do cuz i never have the keys lol. if you prefer only opening gold then yeah!!

[tardy arrow]

😭😭😭😭😭

[raven tartan]

I didnt get that much more out of opening a gold tbh

[chilly quiver]

YOURE 15 I LIED DONT SMOKE KIDS

[quiet sierra]

the locked ones you can!

[raven tartan]

and dont really have the space to save up all the various keys and crates rn

[tardy arrow]

HELLP

[fierce tangle]

Oooooh ikwym now

[surreal seal]

IM ONE AWAY FROM MY MISSIONS AND I HAVE AN HOUR LEFT 😭

[quiet sierra]

lol yeah me neither but its good to know :D

[tardy arrow]

YOURE AMAZING😭😭

[chilly quiver]

the world could always use more heroes

[fierce tangle]

Save your keys, ditch your crates
The lootboxes aren't that rare

[hollow ermine]

14 years Bear and Cigarettes

welcome to Germany 😄

[chilly quiver]

I LOVE BEING ADDICTED TO NICOTINE AND CAFFEINE!!!!!!

[tardy arrow]

I nono wana

[hollow ermine]

oh

[fierce tangle]

I love being addicted to FARM MERGE VALLEY 😭 😭

[ashen thistle]

i lost my patience damn it

[tardy arrow]

PREACH

[chilly quiver]

farmer sticky DO SOMETHING

[light plank]

me when im laying in bed on a saturday morning with nothin to merge 💔

[blissful lava]

ouch no gifs sad

[chilly quiver]

ikr its so lame

[tardy arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-krabby-patty-smug-spongebob-squarepants-gif-9547716225990610286

[smoky musk]

Real I kinda wanna cry bc I can’t merge

[blissful lava]

this is tyranny

[raven tartan]

I just know farmer anthony is freaking out rn with all of us begging for the game to go back up

[chilly quiver]

i think you should maybe be kinder to those around you

[tardy arrow]

Literally

[blissful lava]

give us merge or give us death

[stoic pollen]

why so many people running the activity when it's down 😳

[open kestrel]

🫃

[tardy arrow]

Idk

[light plank]

thats what im wondering tbh

[ashen thistle]

they are convincing themselves to be working

[fierce tangle]

The thought of emergency maintenance is funny to me
The server is in robot ER
Who's insuring that
Is it pre approved

[chilly quiver]

I WOULD RATHER DIE STANDING THAN LIVE KNEELING

[chilly quiver]

john merge

[blissful lava]

🙏 🧎

[fleet warren]

:c

[fierce tangle]

The John merge foundation has it covered

[chilly quiver]

FARM MERGE VALLEY IS DOWN BECAUSE OF KAIJI TANG

[sullen cloud]

rip farm merge valley 🥀 died under its own cash pile

[open kestrel]

🫃

[cold hinge]

lmao

[tardy arrow]

[chilly quiver]

15 second slow mode someone will pay for this

[amber mauve]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[open kestrel]

🫃

[stoic pollen]

they send it home in the same condition as you started no accommodations and $2-3k in debt-

[tardy arrow]

Ikr...

[chilly quiver]

idk

[open kestrel]

🫃

[fierce tangle]

For a second I only read "farm merge valley is back" and I physically felt my body tense up in anticipation

[ashen thistle]

[eternal cedar]

I’m gonna have to resort to merging here 😭
—>

[smoky musk]

We need fmv 🥲

[tardy arrow]

😞

[open kestrel]

🫃

[sullen cloud]

how are you this invested

[open kestrel]

🫃

[raven tartan]

I fear youre in the wrong place

[smoky musk]

Wait until you have 5 so you get 2 😭

[stoic pollen]

bros you need diverse hobbies

pick up a pen

[blissful lava]

my hobbies are farming and merging

[open kestrel]

🫃

[chilly quiver]

LET ME SEND A GIF OR DIE BY MY HAND

[sullen cloud]

do you guys remember when a ton of people got crates like a couple months back

[tardy arrow]

—>

[smoky musk]

W

[fierce tangle]

Nonono!
—>

[cursive mirage]

is it working now?

[cold hinge]

i wish

[open kestrel]

🫃

[raven tartan]

no

[cursive mirage]

oki

[chilly quiver]

peep the reoccuring message og <3

[tardy arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[ashen thistle]

enough with the reminders.. i wanna cry

[stoic pollen]

y'all I'd like to take this time to introduce you to indeed

[smoky musk]

And then you get lucky merge and get a third 🙏🏼

[carmine monolith]

has there been any update on hown much longer this outage is going to be?

[unreal breach]

https://tenor.com/view/on-my-way-slow-doggie-turtle-are-we-there-yet-gif-8147898036422828077

[eternal cedar]

sorry what did you say I’m deaf and blind so I need the reminder every 3 seconds

[cursive mirage]

can sum mention me when its workin

[chilly quiver]

no

[wild meteor]

has fmv came back

[fierce tangle]

Can't control the whims of the ADHD bro

[open kestrel]

I gotta pee really bad but how am I supposed to sit on the toilet without merging my farm in my valley 🫃🫃🫃

[raven tartan]

select the outage alerts role itll mention you

[blissful lava]

Dearest valley… how cruel it is to crave you and be kept from your fields. I reach for your soil, your blossoms, your gentle merges.. but the gates stay shut, and my hands close on nothing.

You breathe somewhere beyond me, alive but untouchable. I can only stand here, aching, remembering how it felt to walk your paths, to weave your magic. Now, even the silence cuts deep, reminding me of all I cannot have.

Farm Merge Valley is down, and it feels like being torn from a love I was never meant to hold.

[sullen cloud]

cookie clicker?

[smoky musk]

Gotta hold it

[raven tartan]

FIRE

[open kestrel]

🫃

[fierce tangle]

The thought frightens me

[chilly quiver]

ive lowkey been listening to spotify merging and playing cookie clicker at the same time lately 😭

[cold hinge]

one more minute without farm and i miht go insane

[light plank]

bro is full of pee waiting for yhe servers to come back up

[open kestrel]

I'm a pissy guy

[quartz blade]

i hope they fix it before my task resets, i have one more left

[fierce tangle]

I only farm my merge on her valley till she

[chilly quiver]

go pee girl!!!!!

[sullen cloud]

a community of doomsday fmv'ers has cultivated at my very whim

[chilly quiver]

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[ashen thistle]

we need a huge compensation if it resets

[raven tartan]

farmin on her valley til she merges

[fierce tangle]

Reverse mitosis

[chilly quiver]

releasing 39 angry rottweilers into the valley rn good luck everyone else

[smoky musk]

Go piss girl !!

[open kestrel]

No I'd rather lay here and pee in my bed then give in to the corporate machine who refuses to give people now in the 1 percent what they crave. I will not give in

[raven tartan]

rip our cows

[sullen cloud]

39?!? is that a Hatsune® Miku™ refrence???!

[open kestrel]

🫃

[quartz blade]

true!! we need 5star card set for this emergency maintenence

[chilly quiver]

it is not

[blissful lava]

amen

[polar barn]

Does anyone have any idea when the servers will be active?

[raw fractal]

REAL

[eternal cedar]

Rip US brother😭

[tardy arrow]

And chickens

[raven tartan]

we arent in the valley rn 😔

[fierce tangle]

I'll merge them into 15 slightly bigger dogs bro

[ashen thistle]

not one not two three at least...

[eternal cedar]

oh my god I fell to my knees

[blissful lava]

in walmart?

[eternal cedar]

in Walmart yeah

[raven tartan]

the walmart parking lot where paris works?

[tardy arrow]

Yall are actually so funny😭😭😭

[chilly quiver]

just saw a guy fall to his knees in my walmart parking lot??

[open kestrel]

Okay I'm actually going to the bathroom I gotta pee so bad

[stoic pollen]

call 911?

[raven tartan]

take the kidney stone bro you cant go without fmv

[ashen thistle]

we need a compensation for the emotional and mental breakdown

[chilly quiver]

corpo sympathizer

[quartz blade]

wonder if they care enough to do it. but this is a long maintenance

[blissful lava]

he probably read the announcement

[chilly quiver]

just skittered around my room like a raccoon

[open kestrel]

I'm sorry 🫃

[stoic pollen]

fmv didn't give me attention for 5 seconds so I'm cheating with another farm game

[tardy arrow]

HELP

[raven tartan]

Im assuming there were more ppl on the game than they had capacity for and it crashed the server or something

[eternal cedar]

Fmv lawsuit coming soon!

[chilly quiver]

what if everyone left the server and stopped playing and mass reported the server wouldnt that be funny

[sullen cloud]

UH OH

[patent gazelle]

When the sever is ready guys ...

[ashen thistle]

or someone ddosing the servers..

[chilly quiver]

GIVE ME MERGE

[fierce tangle]

There's enough of us to file a class action! For emotional damage!

[raven tartan]

man I got beef with someone if theyre ddosing the fmv servers

[eternal cedar]

Impossible because my team of elite hackers would’ve found and killed them

[stoic pollen]

I need the $ 😳

[chilly quiver]

the idea of someone committing a federal felony for fmv is so funny to me idk

[sullen cloud]

we've gotta make a community status page for fmv with twice the budget of the actual game

[hollow ermine]

Mein Gott, wie lange denn noch..

[tardy arrow]

Lwk real

[sullen cloud]

:bluesnort:

[tranquil hatch]

Are they still down

[chilly quiver]

the hell is blue snort

[raven tartan]

about to be me if these servers dont come back up soon (for legal reasons this is a JOKE)

[tardy arrow]

Yeah

[quartz blade]

they shouldve anticipated it. its a great game afterall

[sullen cloud]

those funny blue emojis you know

[tranquil hatch]

Did they say how kong

[chilly quiver]

oh joobi? hate it hate that freak of an emoji

[eternal cedar]

nobody knows you sound schizophrenic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tardy arrow]

Nope

[fierce tangle]

Nawww me too bro
Car is breaking + teeth are breaking + I got a 200 dollar speeding ticket.... AND FMV is down

[sullen cloud]

errrm scratches head, tugs at collar, sweats profusely

[chilly quiver]

i do!!! i do!!!!!!!

[remote snow]

@serene wyvern

[raven tartan]

nah thats rough

[tranquil hatch]

Damn lol

[tardy arrow]

Ikr

[ashen thistle]

put them on high alert in case the servers aren't back up any moment soon

[remote snow]

@serene wyvern OW Or Eva?

[eternal cedar]

This is the only thing bros got I’m crying

[chilly quiver]

god if you're real please get these servers up so i dont get on val

[tranquil hatch]

I'm feenin lol jk

[stoic pollen]

FR I suddenly have a fire under my arse and stop bumming off of my father so I'm scrambling

[eternal cedar]

VAL???? STAY STRONG BRO

[sullen cloud]

okay fmv is bad but valorant is worse

[tardy arrow]

Lmaoo

[raven tartan]

LMAO

[eternal cedar]

DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF😭

[raven tartan]

okay okay it could be League bro

[eternal cedar]

val is worse… if I’m being real

[sullen cloud]

we don't speak of that... thing... in this household..

[chilly quiver]

"WATCH YOR AYES" 🗣️ 🔥

[quartz blade]

i opened this game to chill out after losing on val.

[tardy arrow]

Don't talk bout fmv like that

[tranquil hatch]

I got that itch like a crackhead

[raw fractal]

REAL, i opened riot client 2 minutes ago but am still fighting the urge to play Val

[void notch]

Does this game have giveaways or someone

[chilly quiver]

"FLASH GOIN OUT"

[tardy arrow]

😞

[smoky musk]

Me too 🥲

[raw fractal]

watching vct made me not open it but I kinda want toooooo

[sullen cloud]

i'll give you 100 free uhhhhh "gems" or whatever them kids call them
if you just give me your ssn

[tranquil hatch]

@smoky musk for real I play like 3-4 times a day

[void notch]

9860018384

[raven tartan]

watching vct always makes me want to play but then I play and its just... val

[fierce tangle]

My parents can't afford to be bummed off of so now I'm asking for donations from my friends who are also not wealthy 😭 😭 (my wealthier friends just "don't have enough money" to pay me to do jobs for them, ironically enough)

[sullen cloud]

when it comes back up i wonder if the issue will actually be fixed

[chilly quiver]

"I'D SUGGEST YOU MOVE" 🗣️ 💯

[tranquil hatch]

Wat was the issue

[raw fractal]

Yeah, I mean like I'd rather watch that right now then play but watching always makes me feel like I'm gonna one tap everyone and then I load in and get absolutely dogged on

[smoky musk]

I wanted to play before I fell asleep now I’m tired in bed waiting for it to come back up 💔

[stoic pollen]

no but real like all my friends just be like "who has grocery money this week"

[chilly quiver]

me with siege i watch beaulo think its all cookies n cream then explode

[dry star]

2 hrs already

[stoic pollen]

sleep bro

[ashen thistle]

i wanna do nothing except merge not even wanna play other games now come on

[sullen cloud]

please let this go for longer it'd be so funny
ts is going on my resume

[smoky musk]

Butttt fmv

[fierce tangle]

The broke college kids stereotype is SO REAL

[eternal cedar]

WAIT ME TOO I’ve gotten like 5 kills on siege over my entire playtime❤️‍🩹

[tranquil hatch]

Oh well there's always coin master and monopoly go

[sullen cloud]

NO 😭

[chilly quiver]

YOU WILL FACE CONSEQUENCES INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO THE HUMAN PSYCHE

[stoic pollen]

think of it like this: you time skip to when the servers are back up

[tranquil hatch]

@sullen cloud lol why not

[fierce tangle]

Aight who wants to play uhhhh...
Uhhh
Land.io

[sullen cloud]

monopoly god is actually like the devil

[raw fractal]

I REBUKE THIS ENERGY

[chilly quiver]

overwatch.......

[sullen cloud]

"I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE"

[smoky musk]

You might’ve just convinced me to sleep

[stoic pollen]

gn

[ornate zinc]

I don't suppose this has anything to do with the massive ddos attack that the gta servers are down because of?

[tranquil hatch]

How u figure

[sullen cloud]

🥀 this is not gta

[raw fractal]

it's 4 pm, wish I could go to sleep so I could wake up to merging

[quartz blade]

please fix it now, i cannot play genshin without soemthing else while they talk

[sullen cloud]

legitimately who would pay to ddos farm merge valley though

[fierce tangle]

Stabbing whoever decided that you can't play other games in the FMV server

[raven tartan]

alright mergers I gotta go spend hours in an exam thinking about fmv the whole time 😔 see yall when the servers are up

[tranquil hatch]

@sullen cloud I don't pay for nothin but how is Monopoly go like the devil

[ornate zinc]

No, but the providers/ hosts are being hit, and it sounds like 4 or 5 of the major ones are down.

[raw fractal]

good luck!

[fierce tangle]

Good luck fam

[raven tartan]

Rip farmer anthony

[sullen cloud]

reminder that #1423974399672979507 happened just before this

[mint wolf]

Its been 2 hours since I last merged a cow. I dont know what I will do

[sullen cloud]

accept your fate im sorry it's over

[chilly quiver]

i cant wait anymore im launching val i'll remember you all when i hit radiant

[old gale]

good luck

[sullen cloud]

everyone here merging cows whilst zynga and coolgames are merging yachts

[quartz blade]

ping us up when you drop to iron

[mint wolf]

I have pennies, not dollars

[old gale]

ive tried it before, and now im at Paris

[chilly quiver]

@quartz blade bad news

[mint wolf]

I have money for cows and carrots, not yachts

[quartz blade]

let me guess you are in iron

[chilly quiver]

idk i dont play ranked probably high iron low bronze if i had to guess

[fiery hinge]

Ahh my quests :/

[chilly quiver]

i have reaver vandal phantom guardian and knife though

[quartz blade]

oh, im quite opposite, i only play rank.

[sullen cloud]

it'd be so funny if they brought the servers back up and the same thing happened at like oh i don't know around 13 hours

[chilly quiver]

mad respect i unfortunately cannot tank the mental toll of my teammates insulting me when i choke

[quartz blade]

no, it will reset by then

[fierce tangle]

⚒️ <- pretend it's a hammer and sickle

[smoky musk]

Truth I’m a swift play warrior

[fiery hinge]

So how long we must wait for chickens?

[ashen thistle]

for as long as they take to fix those wooden servers

[raw fractal]

DON'T DO IT

[fierce tangle]

We are the working class
They are the owning class
It is our right to RISE UP

[raw fractal]

I usually just mute all the annoying teammates

[civic finch]

Hi :3

[fierce tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-up-the-faceless-many-elrond-revolution-gif-25249539

https://tenor.com/view/slaysol-sad-depressed-wolf-gif-26432334

[mint wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/bop-bop-bop-shoebody-bop-squad-summon-dark-magic-gif-13983602502478731881

[thin sundial]

This server down is taking to long

[mint wolf]

*too

[fierce tangle]

The outage message happens too often smh

[thin sundial]

No need to correct i won't memorize anyways

[sage crest]

Anyone having an error when they try to load their farm?

[raw fractal]

stop reminding me 😭

[sage crest]

ooo that explains it

[meager carbon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[midnight sedge]

2 hours

[raw fractal]

like 3 hours now I think

[sage crest]

Dang

[fierce tangle]

Welp see you all on Land.io

How cruel

[fierce tangle]

Bro nobody is on land.io

[paper plume]

hey guys, my acc on discord, can i play in android with crazygames apps, with same acc?

so discord acc only can use on discord?

[glacial folio]

Thank us with 5 5* sticker packs then

[glacial folio]

I should start making a small scale offline ver of fmv

I am learning coding in C++ so I should be able to make it

[valid pebble]

we're deploying a fix and waiting that the servers restart

[glacial folio]

Were you guys modifying the code actively btw

[valid pebble]

what do you mean?

[glacial folio]

Like I went in to try and login and it said there was a syntax error and allat

[valid pebble]

no, the servers are just down right now

[glacial folio]

Oh

Because there was this block of code it showed that seemed like a whole empty space with <html> included in it

Kinda weird

[drowsy sandal]

this is terrible my night is ruined /j got home from work and wanted to farm valley on my merge

[elder crow]

when there is a maintenance, do we get more time for the dailys ?

[green vessel]

My task will be finished in an hour, when the game is turned on.

[kind owl]

Rip my tasks alr set

[unkempt sigil]

what happend to the game man

[honest forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281963296668385335/1282218455491285043/MERGE.gif

[glacial folio]

All my animals and plants are still waiting btw

[smoky pagoda]

bat ayaw ng farm merge?

[glacial folio]

Also I noticed that when you first get a new animal/plant it's rarer

[kind owl]

All my animals dead alr omg t.t

[smoky pagoda]

what happened?

why err0r

[glacial folio]

Servers down for unspecified reason

[civic finch]

Hii :3

[autumn yarrow]

I hope it goes back up soon

[royal thicket]

~500 gems compensation seems appropriate (has nothing to do with me needing that for the next premium land)

[mint wolf]

Thatd be nice

[glacial folio]

"😂 ✅ Pooron" 🥀

God those emojis

Anyways guys let's have a good discussion

[ornate pike]

nooooo i just got off work

[glacial folio]

Do you think theoretically buying bronze keys are worth more than buying gold keys

A bronze key costs 15 gems while a gold costs 135

Which is technically the same if you were to merge 9 bronze keys at once

However due to 5merge, we could merge 5 bronze for 2 silver

Then do a normal merge for the 3 keys

That gives us a gold key AND a bronze key

[stable lake]

was gonna ask why i cant play the game then i see the announcement

[glacial folio]

However let's put it in a bigger scale so that we don't have leftover keys and no normal merges

[cold hinge]

i always save up bronze keys and merge them

[glacial folio]

Since 5merge works in a 5:2 ratio, the smallest ratio we can get for gold keys are 25:10:4

[cold hinge]

i think it makes more sense

[leaden axle]

Cant remember exact numbers but buying bronze keys and merging them is about 50 gems cheaper than buying gold keys

[glacial folio]

Meaning for no remainders we need 25 bronze keys

[paper current]

Especially with lucky merges. I bought 2 bronze keys yesterday to merge 5 with the 3 i already had. I got a double lucky merge and got 2 extra silver keys. I basically bought 2 silver keys for the price of 2 bronze lol

[glacial folio]

And it earns us 4 gold

25*15=375 for bronze only

And 135*4=540 for only gold

540-375=165 difference in gems

[river junco]

Imagine not finishing your daily tasks on time bc of this outrage 😭 I’d be so mad

[glacial folio]

You could literally save 100+ gems from 5merge

[junior arch]

Bookmarked XD

[glacial folio]

But then again would we really need 5merge for higher keys when we use this logic because

By this logic lower level materials are worth more than higher levels

[ashen thistle]

RIP daily tasks

[glacial folio]

Meaning a lvl 1 greenhouse part is worth more than a lvl 4 part if done with 5merge

With the value increasing more as the max levels are higher

Using a common factored number of 3 and 5, we use 15 for comparison

[weak marsh]

can merge keys too?

[summer stag]

Yes

[paper current]

Most things can be merged

[weak marsh]

didn't knew that lol

[thin sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/patiently-waiting-waiting-waiting-patiently-still-waiting-gif-3590841176648399679

[weak marsh]

they should compensate with a reward for this downtime most of the games do this thing

[glacial folio]

15:6(5merge)
15:5(normal)
The value initially is 1 for all objects
With this, the value increases by (6/5)^(x-1)
With x being the max level of said object chain

[patent bolt]

RIP dailies

[glacial folio]

If we use keys, the max level is 3

[summer stag]

Till what level can you merge the upgrade cards? Level 3?

[paper current]

Yeah 3

[glacial folio]

So the value of a bronze key is 36/25
1.44

This means the value of lvl 1 objects increase exponentially

I forgot how much greenhouse parts there are so let's say the max level is 10

[unborn kraken]

This outage is gonna be a wonderful opportunity for many of you to touch grass

[paper current]

until you put into practice what you gain from them

[patent gazelle]

🙁 how longggggg

[glacial folio]

(6/5)^(10-1)
5.1598 approx

This makes lvl 1 parts literally worth 5 of themselves

[summer flume]

I am a long distance hiker, I touch grass daily. Right now, I would like to merge some cows though🤣

[glacial folio]

However this is the minimum count as we do not consider lucky merges and we do not know the exact percentage for those

In other words, 5merge is singlehandedly the best thing fmv has

[unborn kraken]

If you have internet access, you could do literally anything else 🤣

[summer flume]

So could you 😉

[unborn kraken]

WOW MIND BLOWN 🤯 mf really pulled the “no u” argument omggggg I never considered it like that before!!!!

[summer flume]

Being in a chat now, preaching to people about what they could be doing instead is just rude 🤷🏼‍♀️

[cunning robin]

anyone else having trouble joining the game?

[wild meteor]

WHEN WILL THIS GAME COME BACK I NEED TO MERGE MY FARM

[unborn kraken]

No you’re right, whining and complaining is a way better use of my time my bad

[wary plover]

Im not able to log in

[unborn kraken]

TOUCH GRASS

[glacial folio]

No I'm touching my keyboard instead

[summer flume]

I wasn't whining. I just told you I get plenty of outdoor time, you're just looking to be rude. 🤣

[glacial folio]

Except visual studio is taking god knows how long to finish updating

[wary plover]

Noted, will wait until it's done. Thanks everyone

[unborn kraken]

I was very obviously talking about the other whiners and complainers

[glacial folio]

Hey hey hey calm it

[subtle minnow]

lol i was also wondering why servers were down

[glacial folio]

We are not starting anything rn

[summer flume]

By all means waste all your day arguing with people. Maybe you should touch grass? 🤔Like really well?

[subtle minnow]

how yall doing since we can't play rn

[unborn kraken]

I’m doing phenomenal, I haven’r played the game in almost a year

After level 40, the game became really mundane

[desert lake]

🍇

[subtle minnow]

ahh fair enough, i just play it to pass time now

[glacial folio]

My main goal is just farm for materials and all to unlock more shops

Which is downright atrocious given I have plowed down several mountains and a whole forest to barely fix a van

[summer flume]

Lmao so now you are trolling the chat for said game 🤦🏼‍♀️But everyone else is wasting time. It's like stalking the ex kind of behavior lol. If you are done just be done 🤣

[unborn kraken]

This is an A B conversation so kindly C your way D F out of it thank U

[subtle minnow]

oh yeah it's so annoying fr

[cunning robin]

I NEED TO MERGE

[unborn kraken]

ok lol

[cobalt falcon]

Why can't I get into the game?

[unborn kraken]

YOU NEED TO TOUCH GRASS

[subtle minnow]

yall got any other merge games we could try in the meantime?

[honest forum]

https://tenor.com/view/farm-merge-valley-gif-15746035704968336178

[cunning robin]

I NEED TO TOUCH MY FARM

[unborn kraken]

PAUSE

[summer flume]

I am off to do laundry 🤣

[wide sorrel]

exactly my farm misses me

[subtle minnow]

rip my daily tasks ig

[cold hinge]

dude its been so longggg

[unborn kraken]

how many of y’all are failing classes and procrastinating on homework rn

maybe focus on that daily task instead smfh

[subtle minnow]

not failing but procrastinating

[cunning robin]

too many

[unborn kraken]

YEAH SO GET TO MERGING YOUR GRADES TOGETHER INTO AN A TF

[wide sorrel]

idk about you but i’m up to date in all my classes i’m only behind in my farm

[cold hinge]

yuhh

[cunning robin]

EXACTLY

[barren vapor]

Do you know when the servers will be up and running?

[cursive mirage]

is it back

[unborn kraken]

I think the current estimate is 7 or 8 days

[wide sorrel]

WHAT

[subtle minnow]

LMAOOOOO

[wide sorrel]

THATS OUTRAGEOUS

[unborn kraken]

What?

[cunning robin]

WHAT?

[cursive mirage]

how do you find more games on dc

[unborn kraken]

Oh okay Ms. Game Dev, you go fix the servers then

[barren vapor]

Oh noooo

[valid pebble]

it will be fixed in a few minutes

[stable lake]

GG devs

[cold hinge]

omg

[mint wolf]

Wooooo

[steel totem]

You have 7 minutes

[drowsy sandal]

i fear we've all become addicted

my phone game addiction went from project makeover (lvl 2678 - ive bern playing since 2018 and still play) to farm merge valley

[cold hinge]

WE ARE SO BACK

[subtle minnow]

thank you 🙏

[modern nest]

they should give us five orange sticker packs to make up for lost time am I right chat

[unborn kraken]

You’re level 50, you can wait a month

[unborn kraken]

They need to give you a free pass to the psych ward actually

[modern nest]

thank u anthony

[dense plaza]

error E005 at loading 5/9. have tried to clear discord cache and relaunch but unable to play

[hollow maple]

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[steel totem]

https://tenor.com/view/move-bye-go-leave-shoo-gif-16160046

[drowsy sandal]

servers are down for maintenance

[barren vapor]

I have 39 lvl a want 40 lvl

[dense plaza]

oh ok

[valid pebble]

currently, there is unfortunately no way to give a reward to all players on Discord, but I'll check to launch the next event earlier for Discord

[modern nest]

damn ur on fire

[barren vapor]

I can't wait

[unborn kraken]

so is your farm rip

[modern nest]

WOW I was joking actually but real

[glacial folio]

Which is what actually

[cold hinge]

right

[limpid saffron]

Could there possibly be a "Server Maintenance" message next time instead of the json error?

[valid pebble]

https://discord.com/events/1158408201344135258/1422596667055538236

[steel totem]

An extra 2 dms a day

[unborn kraken]

Be patient and you’ll find out

[modern nest]

wow this sounds so good

[unborn kraken]

Crazy that y’all play this incredibly slow game and can’t wait 7-8 days for the game to come back

[stable lake]

can we have the game back up jow

i wanna merge a cow before i sleep

[glacial folio]

I went outside and found a beetle

[unborn kraken]

It’s gonna get fixed in approx 7-8 days ):

[stable lake]

i cant wait 7 minutes

[gilded tinsel]

I NEED TO MERGE

[stable lake]

u lied

[gilded tinsel]

I NEED TO MERGE NOW!!!!

[unborn kraken]

YOU NEED TO TOUCH GRASS

[stable lake]

i saw the dev say only a few minutes

[cold hinge]

btw guys do you know when is the halloween update happening?

[modern nest]

it's getting fixed in 7-8 days and also everyone is getting reset to 0 btw (I have insider info)

[unborn kraken]

YOU’RE FAILING PRE-AP ENGLISH GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK LOUDASS MF

[subtle minnow]

u can check all of those in the events

[gilded tinsel]

I MUST MERGE

[subtle minnow]

i can't remember any of the dates

[urban creek]

Hii

[cold hinge]

oooh i see, ty

[modern nest]

I'm gonna go touch some grass y'all should do the same

[glacial folio]

(x^2)+2x=-1
Find all possible values for x

[steel totem]

The Halloween event starts in 16 days and 2 hours from now

[cold hinge]

okay okay, thank you

[chilly quiver]

WHY CAN WE STILL NOT MERGE RAHHHHHHH

[mental wharf]

how long is the maintenance? honey

[steel totem]

“A few minutes”

[glacial folio]

to any programmers in the server

do you suggest loading all contents from a file into an array or searching from a file instead

[blissful lava]

on the edge of my seat rn waiting for another hit (merging)

[brazen seal]

mergaholic...

[mental wharf]

I have been waiting for more than 30 minutes 😔

[gilded tinsel]

I NEED TO MERGE MORE

[gleaming lion]

I elect that the issue is fixed and game goes online now. Thanks

[blissful lava]

seconded

[tropic nova]

i second that

[glacial folio]

i wouldn't be here if my wifi didn't update my visual studio in a snail pace

[vagrant breach]

i was 1 sticker off my daily and am gonna miss out D,:

[hot anvil]

me tooooo

[gilded tinsel]

i finished the stickers last night noobs

[tropic nova]

lucky squid

[lime crystal]

._. I need my fix

[gilded tinsel]

yo guys guess what

[vagrant breach]

its called slow and stead addiction

[gilded tinsel]

I can quit anytime

[brazen seal]

i hope they give us a little treat

[lime crystal]

Back to maple ._.

[gilded tinsel]

i can just imagine combining 5 cows rn...

[proper pollen]

acting a fiend right now

[honest parrot]

I need this game to work so I can finish my sticker goal for the day

[sweet sable]

gonna go find a field nearby and see if I can merge some corn irl

[gilded tinsel]

i have vivid images in my head of merging

i need it

[drowsy sandal]

i dont think we're okay

[steel totem]

Those few minutes really came and went huh

[gilded tinsel]

chicken butt

[vagrant breach]

just watch out for the grass! (cant touch that stuff its deadly)

[brazen seal]

im allergic to corn fields irl

i worked next to one

was awful

[gilded tinsel]

i am the merge and the merge is me

[brazen seal]

fmv corn wont hurt me...

[proper pollen]

boo no gifs

[glacial folio]

i want an update when fixes are done

[vagrant breach]

ikr :/

[glacial folio]

is that crates can drop direct max lvl animals\plants

[steel totem]

You need a role but you can’t get it with the game down

[worn sky]

it's still down now?

[hard cobalt]

wgywgfigf

[steel totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-perform-tap-dance-daffy-duck-looney-tunes-gif-5419215

[mental wharf]

I think we need to touch the grass

[hard cobalt]

How long does it takeeeeeeeee?

[glacial folio]

i did dream of that update once and felt like it should be a function too

[blissful lava]

every second without merge is several hours. help us

[glacial folio]

instant harvestables

[brazen seal]

i want my fake fmv grass

[proper pollen]

i will describe the gif:
ita the pimp/ganster spongebob with raining money saying "when i get a lucky merge"
you're welcome

[brazen seal]

updoots

[somber kelp]

You should be able to pick up a role soon once the game starts back up, just need to be level 10

[proper pollen]

boo

[brazen seal]

im almost 30

[proper pollen]

this is worse than reddit

[steel totem]

https://tenor.com/view/farm-merge-valley-farm-merge-gif-7770023499990708244

[proper pollen]

YEAH BABBEEYYY

[thin sundial]

Spoke to soon again. A few min turned into a new announcement

[primal kite]

damn i just tried to join after a long day

[fleet warren]

My daily :(
The stupid 1050 e are impossible now (even more then any other day)

[fringe thicket]

we should get a load of boxes and energy for the shut down lol

[grim leaf]

oh the game is down

what timing

[fringe thicket]

check the announcmenets channel

[thin sundial]

Anthony said they cant compensate all players

[wary grove]

Hi friends

[fringe thicket]

nooooooo

[patent bolt]

I was 9/10 on daily _(:3」∠)

Just wanted to finish after the nap

[slim mountain]

Good thing I finished

[grim leaf]

SAAAME

I WAS 100 ENERGY AWAY

[frank creek]

I miss my merge 💔💔

[glacial folio]

so in the span of the maintenance I
-ate dinner
-drank a bottle of coke
-talked with this server for a while
-deduced why 5merge is the best thing ever
-tried to update visual studio code
-reached 96% download on visual studio
-did my dailies on another game
-revised 3NF and SQL
What were you guys doing during(or before) the maintenance?

[junior arch]

• Watching football
• Watching F1

[steel totem]

Sleeping until about 30 minutes ago

[thin sundial]

Time for dailies also is not paused

[glacial folio]

i could tell that some guys came back from work/school i guess? (a long day mentioned)

[slim delta]

Damn I haven't finished my daily mission yet😭

[upper edge]

I am so glad that today they didn't give me energy dailies. I'd be so mad if I couldn't finish because of this

[fleet warren]

I want the stickers :(
I didn't log in to days in a row Cuz I was depressed
Gotta keep up now xd

[glacial folio]

clear all dailies auto for everyone once maintenance is done (who here agrees)

[proper pollen]

watching a movie

[cunning robin]

nooooooooo my 9/10

[thin sundial]

Yes its answered in #❓│quick-questions

[junior arch]

This and also give us free 5stars sticker we don't have yet.

[glacial folio]

oh god no I don't have enough 15E obstacles for the 5000 energy bomb

i've taken up half of a piece of land just storing blue toolboxes

i don't think it's enough so i bought dozens of small trees and rocks

if we consider using 5+10, we use 1/2 mins to finish using 15 energy on a new object

doing a 5+10+15 extends it to 3 mins (0.5+2.5)

this is considering if we use the 30 sec skip function and we stay watching the objects 24/7

[hard cobalt]

What time are ya'lls country? Mine 10:27PM
WHen is the game gonna come baaacccckkkkkk

[glacial folio]

5000/15=333.33333
approx 334

[glacial folio]

same btw

and 334*0.5=167 mins
that's nearly 3 hours even if we use 5+10 method

[north lodge]

NOOOOOOOO

[glacial folio]

this doesn't take in consideration that to unlock the full sticker pack, we need to complete at least one collection for the 5000 to come in

i don't remember the highest one, so assume last collection awards 500 energy+crates

[hushed orbit]

The game shut down when it was 5 am for me

[lavish goblet]

So EVERYONE is having difficulty getting into the game !?

[glacial folio]

that adds 34*0.5=17 mins on the timer

[analog ingot]

Still no update on when the game will be up?

[glacial folio]

no difficulty, it's just that entry isn't possible at all

[warm parrot]

game down but missions 1k energy still in game 🙁

[glacial folio]

so in minimum, if we were to complete the sticker collection in full we needs minimum 3+ hours to burn through all of it

[honest forum]

https://tenor.com/view/merge-git-finding-nemo-seagull-gif-27430608

[analog ingot]

Rip daily tasks

[glacial folio]

however we can cut time by using gems on 45/50 energy clears, since any duration costs 5 gems anyway

[tulip rose]

Man I yearn to farm rn 😔

[hushed orbit]

ts pmo

[weary root]

i am too addicted to this game ...

[glacial folio]

I FINALLY GOT IT

MY VISUAL STUDIO IS DONE

[keen slate]

After reading that drama of many users, whose farms were reset to level 10, i can only hope that mine was spared. I logged out and closed the game as soon i got the message on screen, that the server connection was lost. It would be terrible if the gems I purchased were lost. However, I still have the PayPal receipts for the gems I purchased, just in case.

[quartz blade]

my task reset already