#💭│general
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NON-3RD GRADE PASSER
SPELL
I had no idea it gave bonus when you merge 5
Yep!! It’s something everyone should know lol, merging 5 gives you the value of merging two 3s
ooh I just got a merge bonus and lucky merge so I got 3!
nice 😎
MERHGER
someone pls move the hay out my farm
THE Farm WIlL ProvidE
😭😭😭 🙏🙏🙏
@chilly sentinel Now’s your chance to visit someone’s farm and remove their hay!
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MERGE
PLS
MOVE MY HAY DOMEONE PLS
THE ADULTS YEARN FOR THE CRINGE TO STOP
hi
too bad i’m too skibidi
what the sigma
You've gyatt to be kidding me
The Farm provides for alll its glorious Children
Hail The FARM Ascend
The Brings Glory The Farm Brings Strength
🤓
how far back did you have to scroll to even find that
Why does nobody visit me randomly 😭😭😭
how often do you log onto/off the game
then idk lol also that’s wild
if u say "NO ONE VISIT ME GUYS I HATE WHEN PEOPLE VISIT ME" everyone will visit u. it works
NO ONE VISIT ME GUYS I HATE WHEN PEOPLE VISIT ME
oh ew I will never visit this hobo
everyone should visit me, im a chad
it also depends on what activity channel ur in
The Brings Glory The Farm Brings Strength
The Brings Glory The Farm Brings Strength
The Brings Glory The Farm Brings Strength
@serene kindle @tender tusk This guy has been weird and is now spamming with weirdo nonsense
its a joke chill
Thank you Merge Simpson only only understand that I’m trying to bring the farm faith of merge to these people
No slurs please
Slurtember was last month
how does the double multiply visit work now?
it happens every 4 hours, like the other things u can claim like the energy, boxes, gems
oh okay thank you lol
Poro
.
Poro king
Swap visit anyone?
I don't know 😦
💀
trying
The Farm Will Provide
can you please help me with the pile of hay? I need one more friend to remove it 🙏
Damn, I read this manga on your avatar
I even have this manga in my drawer
is that... what i think it is?
i saw a youtube video about this....
Nope Google definately says it is a slur, so do not use it please. 🙂
wait, is it really?? I was just kidding 😭
idk where you looked but it is not
refresh discord
I googled it aswell lol, its an insult but its not a slur
it tends to do that sometimes
Ehh, better to just refrain, insult is stilllll not good for here
it means gross or disgusting
what are we referring to😭😭
i got it from the pack god crash out memes with the troll faces
No bullying 🥺
sorry.. will not
Google searched it and it just meant a derogatory term for unpleasant right-wingers, another site said "Cannibalist Humanoid Underground Dweller" XD
if u scroll up i said a word for disgusting that sounds a bit funnier, a few people thought it was a slur
ohhh
Oh I deleted it already
LMAO
But it's just the first letter of the quoted part put together
Yeah i just saw it in memes and used it ironically cus the memes are really cringe
Fair
not used derogatory most of the time its more of a unserious thing
she actually meant to say “sup chads”, it was a typo the whole time
HAHAHA
yes.. true
i wonder how many babies have been named chad in 2024
Don't worry Basil, if you actually said something obviously offensive you would have gotten an official on the record warning, but since I was unsure I only deleted the message
thank you :>
best thing to buy first with gems?
done now thx
what ur heart desires
I did the land, but I always want more land
same
anything else is a waste at first imo, especially since you get gems from the land you unlock
Yes land, not least because clicking it accidentally is annoying as hell
Wait a second. There is no way they said Chud right
Why?
Is that what they said?
because thats a wojak lmao not a slur at all
I mean i would understand wanting to keep it out of your server Chuds and Cobsons and all but definitely not a slur
soyjak* 🙂↕️
My thing is someone said it was a slur so I took it as one XD
Soyjak is a wojak offshoot dumb dumb
this has already been resolved lol
they are related.. like siblings 
Related but I said Wojak because Wojak is the parent meme that spawned the rest
true
Wojak as an umbrella term for Cobson Chud Soyjak etc as well as its own thing
crestin what is ur pfp like my brain wants me to picture it as a blue haired anime girl with glasses
Killing you
muahahahaaha
what is the max bonus merge u can do? u get a guaranteed double at 5
From what I know it's best to do a 5 merge every time but I haven't done anything over 10-12
ok thanks!
Anyone able to help with a hay bale?
depends on how much space you have. if you have the space, merge 5
but what does 5 give u
can you guys visit me ?
If you have five ⭐️ cards, you can merge them and get two ⭐️⭐️ cards.
i need energy
what is RJ?
Rejoin
ok
am I supposed to merge greenhouse items?
i have 4, should I save until 5 or just merge 3?
Yep my roles got removed
Where you a farm mentor before?
yup
Okay we got it fixed
thank you 
what does it mean to be a farm mentor?
GUH Discord was doing the ??? on your name and it removed your roles when I tried to add your level role
yeah I was impressed how fast I got my level
Do You Like Among Us
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Yes
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Okay i also added on Swedish, Discord, Spanish, German, let me know if that's correct if not I can fix again
Oh right there were also the language roles. Awesome, thank you!
what about game update ?? is it there
Oh yeah nope that is also missing
added that too
is buying key for 45 gems worth it to open silver chest?=
honestly just wait and let it drop
imo I think you should only save up gems for extra land, when you have all the extra land spend it on whatever else you'd like
I soon can unlock the first gem-locked land for 289 gems, should I save the gems that are on the land?
yes, always save everything and merge 5 until you get the biggest gem, then collect that one (:
alright
just save them and admire them for sometime then 5 merge them
its your first premium land reward after all
yess
I have 9 bronze keys and 1 silver key can someone do the math and work out if I have enough to open a gold chest
not enough. 5 bronze keys = 2 silver keys
so you'l have a total of only 3 silver keys
4 if you get lucky merge on top of 5 merge bonus
Thank you so much
no problem ❤️
if you get one more bronze key you have enough to merge 5 silver keys to make 2 gold keys
That’s what I thought aswell but didn’t have enough brain power to make sure … thank you lol
Guys Question I got this card but I don't wanna upgrade it wanna collect level 3 stars does it work ? or I need to upgrade the 2 stars first
you dont have to go level by level, you can skip from 0* to 3* ^^
can you merge toolboxes?
@tribal bane HI
Visit me? Than you 🥰
Hello. How can I visit other players or destination?
Click n the train station and choose visit for random visits or choose a person from the list
Thanks. But is this normal? I only have one person on the list
what do toolboxes do?
repair some decoration
Slm
Why?
oh i was playing with a player?
thought it was an npc
You were kinda slow so.....
did you get this sorted? 🙂 you've got to be playing in the same session as others in order to visit those people and get visited
Now I get it. Thanks a lot!
If look I'm low level, I'm sorry I got into your game. I've never played it before.
how to i mute people starting the activity
i love farm merge valley
I assume you're talking about the sound and not the text chat notification? User Settings -> Notifications -> switch off “User join”, “User Leave”, “Activity User Join”, and “Activity User Leave” - Available on PC only.
ty
exchange 3 tickets
i love farm merge valley
real
What are the chances to get a lucky merge?
maybe 5%, idk tho
whats the use of decorations?
to look pretty
xD i thought it might increase the chances of lucky merge
i love farm merge valley
me too! :3
i love farm merge valley
✨️
hey guys what do toolboxes do
@viral hazel
Hi guys anyone playing Owo?
they are used for fixing decoration but lv35+ they are used for food trucks too
how to turn of the sound of the activity
If you go to discord settings, notifications, then turn off the “activity leave” and “activity join” sounds mew
thank you so much
Id recommend messaging this in the farm activity channel mew
also, english only in this channel pls <3
whats goin on chuds?
slm
You don't need to be like that, it was also my first time playing that game too
for all the times that u rained on my parade… and all the clubs u get in using my name…
I have 4 2Star wheats. can i even get more lvl1 wheats?
What building do I need to make a jacket?
Maybe
Fvck if i know
Hello farmers what makes the 2x thing spawn on visits I don’t believe the propaganda that it’s every 4 hours bc I played for 16 hours straight and it spawned once.
Ok ignore me. Thanks farmers.
This is literally untrue but thanks
Source I’m a. Farm merge valley addict
yeah the wiki is a tad out of date and i've been told contains some interesting "lore" that is based on literally nothing 😂
what are toolboxes for?
you spend energy to open them and they drop tools. tools are used to repair decorations and shops unlocked from level 35+
so if im not interested in any decorations at all i should delete them as they take space or i shouldnt
anyone wanna call and play together?
up to you in the end, you can always get more toolboxes from chests in the future. some people like to fix the decorations because then you can store them away and "gain" space on your farm. i personally shovelled a good amount of toolboxes for the first 20 levels or so and they were always the first to go if i ran out of space
hi
Nah this is crazy the fact I clocked it I need to stop playing this game for a while
im new 🙂
like i said, the shops unlocked from levell 35 onwards all require tools to repair, so you will need to open them at some point
they def happen every 4 hrs for me, youre prob experiencing a bug
Probs bc I play it 18 hours without closing out..
does anyone have a server where you can play with game and also talk
U mean a discord voice chat buddy
yes but the ones here are all surpressed
Is there any way to skip an order to go to the next without doing the order?
i dont think so i wish tho
hello
should i combine my cards?
i notice that i no longer get 1* star goat card ( i have 4 2* goat card)
That's a bug we're aware of ! I'm thinking it might have to do with never leaving the game 🤔
Yes
i dont have to wait anymore?
Just use another vc and play here !
Wait for?
can someone visit my profile? :(( i ran out of diamonds thats why i need more boxes
all of the vc are muted
you can try trading visits in #🎮│farming-activity there are more people there :)
I meant use another vc in another server and play fmv in this one
to get other cards? if i recall there was a strategy where in you dont combine the cards
okay thank you!!!
you have enough 2* cards to make a 3* so it wont drop anymore 1* cards
all the gems on my farm disappeared????
You can't do it anymore 😔
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i see
But yeah before we could do that 😔😔😔😔
i dont know any other servers that why im askin mb
so thats why cards dont drop anymore, thank you guys
can someone help? all the gems on my farm suddenly got removed
yeah it was a few updates ago they removed gem farming
wait what u cant get cards anymore?
I understand! But do you know you don't have to be in vc to play?
NOOOOO ur saying I have to fix my addiction
You can, just the amount to get to 3*
o ight
I'm saying at least leave and come back to see if it still happens 😭
yeah but that doesnt change it
the bottom left of my farm was comprised of gems and energies and when i log onto it now its gone
U don’t understand what those 30 seconds without merging does to me
u should see my farm then its choas
no organizing well actually a little now but barely
yeah its completely gone restarting the game doesnt work
oop
did it not come back after rejoining?
wait it got used?????? wtf
o nvm
damn hours of grinding gone
Send us a #1272491417746538539
I believe in you Alexis you can do it, for the 2x bonus
Newly bought land without crystals is like opening an empty cookie box
I've opened a chest with no crystals before... I was distraught!
the last few lands ive bought was just filled with tier 3 trees and rocks, not even ONE measly free space 💔💔
I'm a level 50 farmer so problems like that are behind me.
Hi can someone help me with the hay stacks?
i dont rly run out of space, i just like seeing one less space without a tree that takes 28282992 times to remove it 😓😓
i love farm merge valley
my tree and rock lands are absolutely depressing because it means my farm is permanently messy when it comes to organising things in the empty spaces between
thats why i fill up any one space gaps with 3 coins and clear trees and rocks to make enough space for merge 5s at least its a little bit more organised looking 💀💀
has anyone else spent like all of their gems on crates and then instantly regretted it and now are super far behind on unlocking more purple cloudy land...
doki doki merge club
Thanks
I want to be moderator, is here any channel to apply for?
don't worry too much ❤️ gems will always be trickling in, you'll get that purple land soon! manifesting lucky merges for you 
help me!
Loom, unlocked level 25
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Greetings Farmers!
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yes..
Lol
just restart the game
DESERVE
ok its back thanks
i wish my girlfriend is dedicated in our relationship as i am playing this stupid game

i did that a few times in the beginning as a new player and now i regret it all the time 🥲🥲
just split yourself into 1000s of pieces and watch her get invested
me and my boyfriends relationship started partly because of farm merge valley LMAO
How sweet, FMV creating couples and romance stories 🥰 🥰
Hello guys!
i love farm merge valley
There's nothing that can be done sorry. Unless they're a repeat offender and maybe we could do something
Anyone trade?
can someone help me get my hay removed?
Hi, this channel is English only. Please do go check id:customize to unlock the channel for your language 💖
There's literally a russian chat.
Don't insult me.
@dawn blade
drozd2_54115 has been warned.
U need to add Russian in ur tag
hi mergers
And then our russian chat will open 4 u (sry 4 my english, it's not my first language)
Is there not a Russian chat
its eng chat, stop pls
Done, thanks. 🤝
If you can't find the chat for your language ask for help. Don't do this.
drozd2_54115 was banned.
Tag me if you need to but at least ask
sry for this bro
I’m uploading my footage to digital today
It's okay 🫡
that's also an option😆
algun español??
Spanish chat
Sorry for the Russian rude guy above @tender tusk 
It's okay lovie all of you are very nice to me he was a bad egg 💖
I would upload my footage but I’m getting mixed responses on if its allowed or not
What is it
Just me driving through forests
It’s nothing bad footage wise, but I was told it might fall under self promotion which I’m not tryna do
Yeah it might 🥺 I'm sorry
It’s all good, I don’t think it would personally cuz I’m not promoting anything but better safe than sorry
what should i do when i need to remove the straw blockage?

Use that space as you wish
you can ask people to visit you and they will see the
icon to help. you can try asking in #🎮│farming-activity as there are more people there ^^
thank you :3
Wow
All Hail The Farm The Farm Provides
I'm am lost in this
Whatsup farm mergians
is that what we are now? 😭 Mergians?
Farmian (farmer+mergian)?
Farmgolian
Hi
i love farm merge valley
Farm Merge Valley is love, Farm Merge Valley is life
someone trade visits?
uh
can I add some1 to visit?
Anyone else not getting cards for the wheat and chickens?
You don't add friends, you just visit
trade anyone
mee
ok
oh
cant find you
I can't see you in the list. Can yu relogin?
same try relog
I just visited you! I relogin
erini? try relog
done
Thank you ❤️
do you have any 2* cards down or upgraded to 3*?

Trade?
I only ask cause I’ve been merging for a week and haven’t gotten any new ones for either, and I’ve not upgraded to 3*
Please help me for this
hello
🤔🤔 it might prob just be bad luck then
someone can help me with removable objects???
Maybe the game wants the players to upgrade the crops gradually? Like don't skip any upgrades?
ive been consistently getting cards every 20-30 harvests tho even for one crop where i skipped from 1* to 3*
only one time it took abt 50 harvests to get a card
But that’s why I’m not getting as many in the box distribution too right?
How many cards you had before the update?
I get so many sunflower and sugar cane idk what to do with them all lol
for the crop? i had 2 or 3 i think and i collected until 9 cards
If you merge 8, don’t you always get 3?
sorry, i dont understand not getting what?
Wheat and chickens to merge
That's like merging 5 (gives 2 pieces)
and merging 3 (gives 1 piece)
What’s the ideal merge for optimal production
yeah some animals and crops tend to spawn lesser than others idk why
Yeah that’s pretty annoying when trying to harvest
always merge 5!!
Merge 5 for life
merge 5 is the equivalent to merge 6 so you will always save one extra animal/crop
Someone did a spreadsheet earlier with best merges lol
Ok, thank you. I unblocked the sheep recently, upgraded it to 1 star. I already have two 2 star cards and 1 star card, it's been some time since a card dropped :/
You downgraded?
that spreadsheet wasnt rly... trustworthy
How did you blocked the sheep 😂 tell me too
Lol it looked sus
They basically proved that the game optimes the merges to merging 5 and merging 3
UNblocked, I don't know the right word for it in english, sorry T-T
It's okay just joking 😁 it's unlocked btw
If you don’t fix the wool thing, maybe you won’t get sheep?
Thank you <3
for me i noticed the pig drops very easily for me but sheep i struggled a bit too haha
In my experience the building and it's repair requirement is set in a way that you get the resources and recipes early than you get to repair it
Goats pigs calves drop effortlessly for me… but chickens are rare
the sheep was the one that took 50 harvests to get one card OTL
i have to admit it im a 4 merger i just love merging 4 nothing else makes me feel that way
Lol
yeah i rly dont understand the drop rates for cards 😭😭
I would say it's luck based, but I believe there's definitely a set limit
merging 4 is just merging 3 though, you always get back one of the previous tier you merged
Let him live lol he loves the feeling
it just makes me feel a certian way
u do u bestie 🫡
It's just set in a way that the more recent unlocked animal or crop drops less than the ones unlocked for some time. I think and it feels like it.
yeah i unlocked a coffee recipe when i havent even unlocked coffee beans or the barista yet 💀💀
I don't know how do feel about "I know a recipe for an ingredient I never saw" 💀 💀
Yeah the time it takes to farm wood and stone makes it so you unlocked the building and it's recipe first and you actually repair it after 3-4 levels later
It's due to energy and the time it takes to recharge is too long 😢
i thought i got a new resource, turns out it was just a recipe i cant even access yet 💔💔💔
At first you are like yaayy and then aah 😮💨
I felt that about that player that was asking about tomatoes, dude had the shop repaired, the land they purchased had some tomato crops but turns out they didn't unlocked because of the level? What's the point of giving the crops if they didn't reached its level yet? Give people anxiety? Some kind of gaslight?
11 levels later and i still havent repaired the loom yet 💀💀💀 but also im just lazy to chop down trees and rocks
It may be because they unlocked that shop before the other. If you repair shops in order they get unlocked, you won't face the problem
Noted
Was gonna repair the loom before the ice cream shop
That makes sense, but still why give the crops before you reach the level to unlock it? (Based in this thread #1288561922853175347 message)
If you see here #1281251958925033555 message tomato on wheels unlocks at lvl 45 land so it's natural that the same land will have same crops.
hi
And if you go in order to repair them there won't be any problem
Hello 👋
this server is just english?
No we have chats with specific language
exemple italian '
you can check id:customize for your language
Thanks it's hard to copy it directly from the phone. Went to find the msg to copy
i have it saved in my keyboard HAHAHA
The # thing doesn't work on the phone?
The dedication 😭 😭
Welcome 😊 😊
hola
its not a # more like a code? i think
O don't know, it does this on pc: #
I can write in front of it and it will filter: #roles
oohhh it doesnt appear on mobile for me 🥲🥲
I though that if the @ works on the phone the # must also work :')
hiii welcome 😁😁😁
Well, that's extremelly disapointing :')
Yeah it doesn't thats the sad part
And you can copy link any channel on the phone but not the channel and roles.
What do you mean?
So if you want to send this https://discord.com/channels/1158408201344135258/1272493486217629718 on the phone you hold on the channel and Click on it.
am i crazy or has the drop rate for cards gone way down? i haven't gotten a card from anything in a very long time now.
Honestly, I have a huge respect for moderators that do their job via mobile
I only do this on mobile as it's easier for me to translate and write fast, also bcs it's easy to do in phone while lying down on bed🙂↕️
anyone wanna call and play farm merge with me dm if so
hmm it is a game of chance in the end, sometimes we go through lucky and unlucky patches. as long as you haven't met the maximum allowed on your farm, you would still be rolling for a card every time you collect ingredients
respect
Thankyou 🫡
yur
It's just luck chance
You have to merge harder than the rest
Yes we filled out a form with information. Currently we are not in process of accepting any new mod applications
Hi
hi
Hello 👋
scary banner xd
Halloween spirit has taken over the server
ur pfp is he scariest ^^
I'm just a cute halloween pirate🥺
aww yesyes youre
Oh, that's strange because it works for me, all channels are displayed when typing #
Does maggie no longer visit us? I haven't seen her all day
hi
guys my activity screen is black
what do i do
Clear cookies and restart browser and try again
im on the discord app not browser version tho
is that... what i think it is?
????
im not sure for that i only play on browser
I would suggest ordered from easy to less easy things to try:
1 - close/reopen, like all of discord
2 - toggle the hardware acceleration option via Settings>Advanced
3 - clear discord cache, on PC there is a guide here: #1287943066694582346
thank you. now it works
They should add turkeys and hawks too
Smh Daniel
@serene wyvern I've seen your video. We need to talk. /threat
I want bees 🥺
oop
I will send you a friend request so we can talk in dms.
stop that
YEEEEES
🦃🦅2️⃣
Check out my art I might add a hawk to it
can some1 help me remove my hay bale?
do i have to write my message in there?
Yeah but I was joking I can do it
would be very kind
the first one
thank you so much
Of course 🤗
just to let you know, there are also dedicated text channels corresponding to the vcs 🙂
when you're in the channel, i think the bubble shows in the top right?
here 🙂
oh yea alr, thanks!
finally level 70
hi, im waiting for the halloween event
What’s it gonna be about
idk but ill start save boxes and energy just in case
is there a way to check how much time ive sinked into this game
Touch grass
you already said this like 15 hours ago
Sa
i need 2 more ppl to help with the hay pile! ill help in return too
BRUHH
what
i’m back! i can visit u
wait did u rj already cuz u didnt see it 😅
yes!! i can rj again
yes pls, sorry
just did
hmmm,are u playing in this channel?
i’m in 1 quiet farming
oohh, do u mind joining in here?
which one?
slay!
i will rejoin aswell if u want to visit me :)
yes ofc
Thank u :)
wait why is my screen black LOL
okay that would be perfect ill go to 1
yess ill go aswell
can u rejoin
yes ofc
bestie i cant see ur name 😭
ooh what hahah i will try again T_T
yay i’m finally on ur farm
i love farm merge valley
Same
i love mergers
Hello.
Hello, I can't enter the stardew walley game, the screen stays on black, it stays on the black screen on discord, is there a solution?
restart activity
hello
hi @dim ridge
whats up
If you are talking about activities in discord this may help:
-enable hardware acceleration
-clear discord's cache
Thank you frend.
Finally got to lvl 20
m
@spring oyster wyd here bae
so you're in deep huh
maybe 🦭
poor guy didn't even get to talk about it 🤣
Hello, could someone visit me plz
hey conspriacy theory, but I don't think thing farm merge valley is a real place
is there a place we can send invites to get help removing heavy objects?
i play here on discord
yeah cmon guys no discussing feelings here! 😄
no invites link allowed! just join a vc and ask someone to visit you
i was legit 2 seconds from getting emotional and then saw that post 😦
it was not for the latest message, but this user immediately left the server
someone do the last thing to help me get rid of a hay stack 😦
you don't need to use an invitation link, simply ask on any channel so other players can visit your farm (mainly #🎮│farming-activity and voice channels)
i figured voice channels is the way to go, but farming-activity wouldn't let me post the link which makes me wonder, are we able to reach each other's farms by clicking on profiles??
no, you can click on the train station to visit other players. It will display 25 players randomly, but you can also directly click on the notification when someone joins the activity. If you need thet other players visit your farm, you may have to rejoin the activity so they can click on the notification
ah okay thanks for clarifying! 😄
guys, where do i use these and where are helpful
hello farm fam
edit 1: love from Ghana ❤️ 🇬🇭
no problem
I would have contacted them otherwise, but they disappeared
It was maybe a spam so people would send them a friend request to reach out
Hello everyone
they will give you tools, which you use to fix decorations
IM ABOUT TO MERGE
admin give this guy a wedgie
erm is thhis allowed
clearly
not in my farm merge valley
is supplies box can be moveable?
we are but humble farmers 😭
No
<@&1272487739006386187>
onghad the spam
The phrasing isn’t banned but the behaviour is
why is he keep spamming lol
That’s crazy
<@&1272487739006386187> please 😭
He gets to but I can’t. Insane
12/02/2027
KEK
Everyone <@&1272487739006386187> then we can go collectively touch virtual grass, on our farms, that are all connected by an expansive rail network
i am unable to touch real grass, my brain has fused to farm merge valley
Bro he’s @ ing the mods himself now
i live to merge
Christ, if we left the channel for a minute nobody would perish
5 merge optimal stack cow
I love to merge
i’m merging i’m gonna farm…. omg i valleyd
real😕
5 stack lucky egg chicken merge
When I close my eyes I see animals gathered in groups of four on a farm full to capacity
me when the goats are ready to be milked and die
I’m sorry sir but your generation has seemed to confuse miscorrelation with subtlety, for you see I infer no clues nor grasp of context from these scrawls; so, my Good Sir..
when i close my eyes i see tickets to different peoples farms
me when i unoptimally merge 4 instead of 5
i envision what it’s like to travel to their farms
goats amrite 😀
That means someone close to you will become ill while travelling
when I close my eyes i can't see
can someone help me out with this darn haybale? Id really like to get it removed
i cant
Hello
Lol
what's a trade?
A person visiting you so you can visit them, or vice versa
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Anyone know how to get keys?
. . . what are keys (im new)
They open the chests
whattt
Boxes randomly drop them
Also, boxes do not drop gold keys, bronze keys have a higher drop rate compared to silver
I LOVE This game
Is it possible to restart
Hmm I hope my crates actually have the stuff I need at the right times tonight. I’m not gonna be playing long but please send some good luck game energy. My farm s ucks
i love ur pfp
Im a merge maniac
There are treasure chests that can come from crates. You open them by using keys, and only silver and bronze keys come from crates (you have to merge they keys to make better keys if you want to open a gold chest). Keys can stay on your map for however long you want. Chests only stay on your map for 24 hours before they disappear. All chests give you some amount of greenhouse parts, some amount of energy, and some amount of gems.
so the math for this game is 5^k
what lol
i was thinking how many items that need to upgrade to x amounts of time
Still not sure I’m following what you’re saying…
5^k = what?
5^k=items and k = number of upgrade
5 chicks make 2 white chickens,
5 white chickens make 2 black chickens,
5 black chickens make 2 roosters, which yields eggs.
The math would have to capture that somehow, but start to finish is definitely not 5ᵏ
Actually, I didn’t check, one sec
Someone ping me rq plz
@foggy bone
ty
5 black chickens need a standard minimum of 13 white chickens (5-merge, 5-merge, 3-merge; no bonuses).
13 white chickens requires a standard minimum of 33 chicks (six 5-merges, one 3-merge; but I haven’t really checked anything beyond 5-merge/10-merge).
So yeah, 5ᵏ is not the correct math here if k = number of upgrades, which idek what that means to you
if i have full energy does that mean other ppl shouldnt come to my farm
probably, if energy is something you care about
but will the other person get energy?
if they’re lacking full energy then yes
oh ok i thought i wasted ppls tickets lol
5 bb chicks = 2 white chicks so it need 25 bb chicks to = 6 white chicks
needs 25 white chicks = 6 black chicks
5 chicks: 2 white chickens
25 chicks: 6 white chickens
Do you see how this ratio doesn’t make mathematical sense…?
25 chicks actually gives you 10 white chickens
oh 15 give 3 pairs
Yes, so
5 chicks: 2 white chickens
15 chicks: 6 white chickens
6 white chickens: 2 black chickens
So, 15 chicks: 2 black chickens, but 2 black chickens don’t give you anything
Are there any benefits to being on this server?
ok so 3x15 chicks = 2 roosters
Way easier for people to visit you without actually having to be discord friends
No
what if you have friends?
15 chick = 6 white chicks = 2 blacks
15 chick = 6 white chicks = 2 blacks
15 chick = 6 white chicks = 2 blacks
= 6 blacks = 2 roosters
so 45 chicks = 2 roosters with remainders
that doesn't answer my question
get them to play FMV, and obviously Lona was talking to me and not you
what..... thats so mean.... i just wanted you to answer my question please
What's v short for>
I already answered your question: If you have discord friends, you can just ask if they wanna play FMV. Responding “that doesn’t answer my question” to someone who obviously wasn’t talking to you is also mean.
i dont have discord friends, they all left me cause i was mean to them
can we be friends v 😸
How about we turn a new leaf, it seems we all got on the wrong foot
you just asking someone to be friend with a meanie
This is technically correct.
45 chicks: 18 white chickens: 6 black chickens: 2 roosters
But you can get to 2 roosters with less chicks, because of 5-merges.
33 chicks: 13 white chickens: 5 black chickens: 2 roosters
My brain hurts from all of this algebra lol
what........ can we be friends lona?
WAIT! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN MERGE 5 ITEMS???
Bruh this revolutionizes my gameplay!
yep i thought about for a while but i gotta know
type in chat if youre a baddie
Yessss, always merge 5! It gives you the same as two 3-merges
so things we can upgrade up to 8x
yoooo im a baddie 😼
@split orbit why did you clown-react to my ratios
are there any other metas?
Is there a 10 merge?
w been looking for them legendary farm merge valley baddies
i meant to heart react, slip of the finger
10-merge gives you 4 items the same way 5-merge gives you 2 items, so just 5-merge to save space
are there any other metas???
What level are you @fast glade ??
i dont need to save space, i got so much space cause of my copius wealth
20 work in progress type beat
Omg you sound so successful, could you help me 🥺 ??
type shi fam, ong you gonna make it up to level 69
You can also merge gems, tools, keys and energies, so 5-merge those as well.
the game is repeatitive but i havent got bore of it yet
you can't thats a lie
ofc just slide into my farm merge valley dms type beat
Those little singular bronze coins are lowkey useless, so unless you have at least 3 of them, just go ahead and collect them because they’re wasting space
are you a discord moderator?
Thanks @v
you’re annoying ngl
broke activities lil bro
thats my offical job title but i like to call myself a community manager
you the goat fr @unborn kraken
blocking hydro for now lmao
for now? already folding
mods can we ban Hydro?
does anyone know what are the chance of getting the upgrade card?
no please don't this is all I have left
He's been harrassing me as well can we please
you aint seen nothing yet
whatever the group wants fr
Who is Hydro
i feel like even if you have lots of space it doesnt matter bc normally you can only get 40 crates
Oh, speaking of upgrade cards, when you get your first upgrade card, collect the 1-star one. Then just keep collecting them until you get the 3-star one. They take way too long to collect if you also collect the 2-star one.
wait no mr mod don't do it. i havent done anythign i just want to play the game
Idk what an upgrade card is i cant lie
You can write a ticket to modmail if he upsets you and you think he should be banned
You’ll get there someday, dw
sniff sniff whyd you ban me sniff sniff
you know they could be a ms, miss or mx as well right?
so your productivity is solely depend on how many stars you gets
Im not a mod
I'll let everything go if you just give me a public apology RIGHT NOW
ive got haters all around me just because im too good at farm merge valley
sorry @red bane i didn't mean to say those things
bro is a pro merger respect i guess
@unborn kraken are there any other cool metas I should know about?
My kidneys hurt
I conditionally accept this apology
every time I tap on hydro’s messages, they’re saying a whole lot of nothing bruh lmao. I can’t imagine living my life ironically like that, it’s so weird
ikr, bro needs to get a life lmao
my wife passed away earlier this year, this is all I have elft
Just ignore them if you think they want attention or report them to modmail
this game is like crack
buttcrack
if you wanna get really obsessive, check the game every 4 hours for free gems/energies/crates lol. also, don’t spend your gems on ANYTHING except the pink-covered areas of land. there’s a tradeoff in this game between your patience and gems lmao (like you can use gems to speed up certain processes but it’s fr never worth it; just be patient)
i got too much going on outside of this like my wife to be doing that
Gosh it's so nice having experts on this server to help 🙂
Yeah, V should be a mod, they're really helpful!
v*
I'd vote for them!
I think mod applications are closed for now
No I shouldn’t lmao, I’m way too controlling/too much of a meanie to be a mod fr. Thank you tho ♥️
Well, i'll be waiting for the next election!
id vote for you, ong no cap fr
You're too humble
Those who want power shouldn't have it. You're perfect for the role
broke talk
The mods here are way more chill and nice than I am, I am not like them lol. Cherish the mods y’all have fr
okay will do that v
Anywayssssssss, hydro can’t say one genuine opinion/belief of theirs to save their life
anyways isn't a word its just anyway
*it’s
english is literally my fourth language
and???
Don’t take the online world so seriously, what’s real is what we declare as real
real uq7t this why you a real one
Hydro cannot be real to save their life then
What's your guys' opinion on the purpose of life?
oh man 😔 youre right i am a figment of your imagination
we make our own purpose
There is none, I think
Does anyone believe we have free will?
no
I think it is to spread as much joy and laughter as possible
i think it is to spread as much hate and negativity as possible
much unlike @split orbit 🙄
My purpose to live, for the foreseable future is to play Farm Merge Valley. It's the only reason to live at the moment... espically after the break up
I think life doesn’t have a set goal, nor does a higher power have a goal for us, it’s just sort of what we make of it, regardless, people worry too much about the end of life rather than the beauty of existence.
pissing my pants rn
@hollow vale HI
@rocky hare HI
@minor karma Also, you can maximize the use of your energies by keeping track of what you use them for.
If you have 50 energies, you can use 10 to cut down a tree. Then visit someone to recover energies. Then use another 15 energies to cut down that same tree. After 3 minutes, you can use the remaining 35 energies to cut down other stuff etc.
If you have 50/50 energies (or
more), you will not receive energies from visiting other people.
CAN I STILL HVE 40 DOLLARS KHAKI @hollow vale
Oh hi @rocky hare !
not real, just tested it
hi hawynjicungal
You're all so kind 😄
I can't wait to see and chat with people every day about this game and more
This might just be the start of something great, new friend!
I'm so glad I met you @minor karma
I wrote this before
on that real stuff, i respect you writing your thoughts out
ive turned over a new leaf
Damn, that's just profound
Picture a wave. In the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through. And it's there. And you can see it, you know what it is. It's a wave.
And then it crashes in the shore and it's gone. But the water is still there. The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while. You know it's one conception of death for Buddhists: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from and where it's supposed to be.
-- Chidi Anagonye
@hollow vale i heard you were a big fan of this game
wow! now that was a good read. very well put Mr Chidi Anagonye
@minor karma It is nice that you say the purpose of life is for joy and laughter. I will just add that, in the midst of that, you should also learn how to deal with the pain that life will throw your way too. Pain is inevitable, and we should all learn how to overcome it. I’ve seen a lot of people become irreparably hurt and fearful from, like, 1 betrayal in life or 1 broken arm, etc. To get the most joy out of life, we need to be able to pull ourselves out of the worst it has to offer.
not really if you think about it for more than 2 seconds
eugh JOY and LAUGHTER 🤢
Originality is independence, not rebellion; it is sincerity, not antagonism
- George, Harry Lewis
nvm take it back, this was great! very well put
Wow, that means a lot @unborn kraken you're really wise
maybe if wise meant really wise
I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to join in the discussion 😄
I can't talk about it with any of my friends or family because they hit me :/
damn, that sounds tough man, ever tried hitting them back?
@copper jackal This person keeps trolling and tries to hide their rude remarks behind ironic lampshading, and it’s starting to get a bit hostile.
I don't want to do that 😦
Have you called like child protective services?
uh oh, i think im in trouble1
I'm not a child bro 😭
Are you safe?
how old are you can I ask?
🤔
@hollow vale would you like to join my regiment in spain
Younger than 18 is still legally considered a minor (and what normal people consider to be a child), I hope everyone in here knows that lol
Do you need a pfifer ?
I'm 44 :/
no way, me too! 45 at the end of the year!
no way, me too! 46 by Jan next year!
No way, me too! 47 by Feb next year!
I feel like you aren't being serious :/
no way, me too! 1859 by fuy next decade!
i call cap
Hi guys
Oh hi!!
Hey!
Me when i Get a Lucky Merge
Hi Anita Gabe Itch
me when i get an unlucky merge
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i love farm merge valley so much
.
Hey im looking for friends who play
im so tired of farm merge valley dude i wanna cry i played for like 10 minutes and i felt like crying cuz i got invited to this server and then i see an entire voice chat filled with 300 people just playing farm merge valley and it made me think i wasnt a real fan of farm merge valley and now i dont know if im even a real fan of this beautiful game that can bring so many folks together i dont know who i am anymore without merging
I can feel it eating away at my soul
helo my name tina
hello 👋
Im natath Nathan
joeyy
how do i get idle mafia on discord? i have nitro and everything?
be better
should i collect this? is this max?
collect if you need money for land or space
Is that the maximum level merge?
yes
Ok thanks
anyone have tips for lvl 10 new player
always merge 5
.
ty
how many times can i get x2 boxes using ticket in this discord
once every 4 hours
ok thx
hi
How to solve saving failed?
you need to rejoin and not touch anything else if it doesnt go away in a few seconds
But i dont wanna lose the progression though
hello! you can simply wait a few minutes in this case
to make sure you don't lose data
I been waiting for 25 minutes here
It sounds like there's an issue with your internet?
should i open a bronze chest or wait until 3 bronze keys so i can open my silver chest?

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