#The Acolyte Spoilers

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lucid glen
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Master sol or the Jedi assassin they've been hunting for days

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Hmm I wonder who it could have been....

lean shard
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sol is missing with that assassin, hows to say hes not with her

lucid glen
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He's either tracking her or got captured šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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He also did send out a distress call

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Tbf the show does acknowledge why he'd send the call if he was the one who killed everyone

mint orbit
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Which is what they tried to say about maul initially

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It feels quite believable to me

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They even made themselves believe it was only him after the fact, despite the rule of two

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Why? They've been showing how flawed the teaching are since the prequels. They refuse to tell you about the dark side in case you fall to it. They don't tell you as an avoidant, they just say NO THATS BAD TO TALK ABOUT!!!. They even show constantly that they don't want to believe it when it's right in their face

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Qimir even directly points to it with "they throw you away when they see darkness"

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The show has also fucking said he had someone stab him in the back extremely close to their conversation about the rule of two lol

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Vernestra did not. Only he did, she pushed back against it. Only choosing her words carefully so as to not outright shoot it down

ivory sedge
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I kinda like this episode, it felt like a chill in between

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Some character development, backstory etc

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And then next episode we get flashback and then finale

mint orbit
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Called it

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Can't trust review bombs

vagrant scarab
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Bro the goofy ah incels like Star Wars theory are so embarrassing

mint orbit
vagrant scarab
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Waaaaah there’s no white people waaaah

mint orbit
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Why has nobody stopped to think that there would honestly be zero human racism in star wars lol

ivory sedge
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I strongly believe Vernestra was Qimirs old Jedi master

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The whip scars, the fact she's old and that Qimir says he older than you think

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The fact she wanted to go to crime scene and seemed indifferent to blaming Sol

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She definitely recognized his saber slashes

vagrant scarab
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It makes perfect sens

ivory sedge
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Vernestra u cheeky dog, wat u hiding girl

vagrant scarab
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But I like the plaguis theory but whatever this makes more sense

ivory sedge
ivory sedge
vagrant scarab
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I don’t want a season 2 for the show he want it to be short and sweet

ivory sedge
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I would like to see Qimir again, or at least more stuff from this time period

ivory sedge
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We finna see

vagrant scarab
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If sol doesn’t die or at least leave the order im angy

ivory sedge
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I think either Osha or Mae is gonna kill him eventually

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Maybe Qimir will get Osha to do it, that would be interesting

vagrant scarab
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Grrr no buttcheeks

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Osha trying not to look down when qimir gets out of the pool I’m dead

mint orbit
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Like yeah he still has a lot of sith ideals but they're all rooted in the simple want to survive and thrive

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He only kills to protect the knowledge of his existence really

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Because he knows he will be hunted like an animal when they find out, as he was cast out by the jedi for darkness

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Good character writing fr

hot parrot
mint orbit
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It is

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That's why they literally immediately assumed it..?

hot parrot
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Yeah yeah , took some time tho. But it's just my feeling of it

mint orbit
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It makes more sense to them that sol fell than there's a sith

hot parrot
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Im not blaming the show on this

mint orbit
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Fair enough

hot parrot
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Honestly, Im really feeling there is something building up. So i'm all in waiting the show to end before having a definitive opinion

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The show started badly but Qimir really brought depth to it

silver marsh
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Can’t wait till it’s done so I can finally watch it

mint orbit
hot parrot
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Maybe the weekly format doesnt play in its favor

hidden lake
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It honestly doesn't

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Episodes should have been combined methinks

ivory sedge
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Weekly format works for a mystery show, it's the short runtimes that's the problem

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45 min to 1 hour ep each week, 6 episodes, maybe even 4 episode drama would've been perfect

mint orbit
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In some ways it does

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Because mystery

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The discussion (when it's not dogshit) in here has honestly been really enjoyable

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But in some ways it seriously harms it because people can't get the full picture until later

ivory sedge
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Exactly

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But I think it pays off u know

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Typically

mint orbit
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I just don't think office water cooler shows can really exist so easily anymore

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As much as I adore the ideas

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actually I'm saying that as the boys and HOTD is airing

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Ignore me

ivory sedge
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Hey there is the bear, although people are mixed on s3

mint orbit
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I only heard mixed on the ending

ivory sedge
mint orbit
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Or like where it ends up, more accurately

ivory sedge
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Ah alright, I'm on ep 8 rn

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I see

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I remember watching HotD s1 with friends and talking online. Awesome memories each week

mint orbit
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Season 2 is airing atm

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Still just as consistent

ivory sedge
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Yup

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Loving it so far

mint orbit
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Between acolyte, the boys and HOTD... I'm eatin good

ivory sedge
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I'm fact I wanna show u something in the HotD spoiler chat, gimme a sec

mint orbit
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Based

last rain
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LIGHTSABER WHIP

lean shard
silver marsh
lucid glen
lean shard
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all things considered it looked alright

blissful lotus
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Babe wake up new theory image dropped

obsidian basin
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i liked it alot

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perhaps it’s me overanalysing and/or overthinking but it revealed a fair bit

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not gonna work this is particular order but here goes

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from obvious to not so obvious, cortosis seems to be not so rare on whatever planet qimirs hideout is on, perhaps that strain we saw in the wall is all he has and perhaps it’s not very thick/deep but i’m pretty sure that’s enough to implement into some nice armor or weaponry of some kind

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despite the jedi way being ā€œavoid hate, anger, fearā€ yadda yadda yadda sol seems to radiate alot of bad energy imo, i mean yeah sure literally his whole team died so perhaps slamming the table just once is pretty justifiable but still, him resorting to physically hitting something out of anger, which causes him pain, pretty obvious at this point sol has a darker past that hasn’t been touched on yet since this isn’t the first time sols not so jedi like past was hinted to

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(the way he confronted mae was also decently menacing, both in his dialogue and body language)

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like i said, very justifiable given the circumstances of the last 2 episodes, but not very jedi like

white kindle
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I didn't even think that Qimir had more cortosis

obsidian basin
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i think vernestra and mog (hehehe mog) have a force ability that i can’t name rn, that allows you to ā€œunderstandā€ or ā€œexperienceā€ past events by either being in the presence of where said events took place or by touching something that was involved in said event, i know for sure that quinlan vos has the ability to gain knowledge or ā€œseeā€ about a past event via touch as we see this in the clone wars, and maybe i’m just waffling about vernestra and mog being able to understand/experience past events by being in close proximity to somewhere/something important as that could literally just be the force being the force

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i only think this because we got those flashback frames while vernestra and mog were investigating, that could have been her/him actually experiencing/understanding the scene or it could literally just be for the audience so we can understand what they’re talking about better, but that’s pretty obvious given the last episodes bloodbath, don’t really know

blissful lotus
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Pyschometry

obsidian basin
obsidian basin
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like i said, it could legit just be me waffling hard after overanalysing/overthinking simple visual cues/links given to the viewers to better understand the show but it also couldn’t 🤷

white kindle
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I agree with you. Why would they include that audio there when we as the audience already know what happened?

obsidian basin
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yeah i mean any normal viewer is going to be fully aware of the events of the previous episode since it’s currently the most striking episode we have yet in literally every sense, visually, audibly, plot wise, but fuck knows mate

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and nobody starts a show on episode 6 so there was basically no need for the viewers to see the episode 5 flashbacks unless it was for a reason

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gave me a gay vibe ngl

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bro didn’t even wash himself he just took a dip to make himself seem vulnerable as a ploy to get osha to not be so defensive/aggressive towards him

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ah yes let me leave my only fucking weapon by my clothes (im definitely not aware of the only other human following me closely)

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  • he knows she wouldn’t strike him down butt naked, literally one of the first things he says as he gets out, something along the lines of ā€œit wouldn’t be honorable to kill be like thisā€ or something
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he probably still had the advantage in that situation given how strong he is in the force but hey

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whatever works works

thin depot
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Qimir hot

obsidian basin
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me personally, can’t wait for the lego qimir minifigure

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helmet will go hard šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„

obsidian basin
white kindle
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Someone should make this a sticker

languid ice
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honestly

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aint trying to bring more relevance to this guy though

mint orbit
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More relevance? He's the biggest star wars youtuber lol

vagrant scarab
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i like him too and hes being a fucking incel abot acolyte

mint orbit
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Im glad you can admit that

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Usually SWT fans are delusional

mint orbit
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He was extremely bad faith about Andor too

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Basically calling it boring constantly and then denying he didn't have good things to say about it despite that being like 20% of his talking points

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Even tales of the empire... Vader's appearance was menacing and fearful and a great way to show how most people feel around him.. but all bro cared about was WTF WHERE VOICE LINES?? WHERE PLOT LINE???

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Um the first 6 movies and almost the entirety of TCW?

lean shard
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didnt he ask "wheres vader, wheres yoda?"

mint orbit
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Yup

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How am I meant to believe he has the franchises best in his heart when he can't even judge content that isn't anakin or Vader appropriately

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It's a joke lol

white kindle
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ikr

coarse dirge
sour goblet
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As soon as I said he didn't have armour, everyone lost their mind. 'How can you not have armour?' I was like, 'Why would you wear armour if you're not going to get hit?'

mint orbit
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Yeah memesoon posted it the other day, seriously good excerpt lol

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The type of monologue people would laud Filoni for

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But it's acolyte so it's bad now

turbid solar
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Like a stale bag of takis

mint orbit
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?

lean shard
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yeah yeah just LMSH wasnt mentioned

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so i hate it when news sites inject him into the story even though he wasnt mentioned

white kindle
lean shard
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let me solo her

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or as i like to call him

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"if you summoned him you by no means beat malenia, you effectively cheated the game and did not learn, you did not by any measure beat the game"

mint orbit
mint orbit
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Journalism scumbags!

lean shard
mint orbit
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That's so vague lmao

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There's a reason these people are journalists and you're not ig

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Yeah I checked and 90% of those articles mentioning LMSH have very clearly chosen their words, and the only one I found that is like what you said was a dogshit article from some site nobodies ever heard of anyway

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"may have"
"Like"
"Partly"

vernal scaffold
obsidian basin
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you’re not wrong

fickle tide
mint orbit
hidden lake
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I refuse

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To believe

pseudo blade
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these better not be the same people mad about ā€œanakin blew up the Death Starā€

mint orbit
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LOL

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No but you see their mistakes are forgivable

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But any mistakes with star wars have destroyed my childhood and will never have more information retconned in.. so it's better (star wars never does that right guys)

ivory sedge
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I can't wait to reminisce this insane era in 30 years

lean shard
ivory sedge
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allow me

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Asmongold is a {this comment has been hidden under the authority of the FBI}

silver marsh
# fickle tide

RIP that dudes inbox if there’s one thing SW fans hate more than the Acolyte its people being wrong about lore

white kindle
mossy stag
jade pelican
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Qimire is a child killer!!!

queen crypt
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They're nothing similar

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Let me solo powerstances katanas 😭

queen crypt
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Episode 5 and 6 were so good

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Just watched them

mint orbit
white kindle
mint orbit
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Yeah but... They are lmao

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Bro literally dodged sabers multiple times when everyone else's blocks or parrys

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His costume is light armour fashion souls asf

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Using perfect "build" knowledge and knowledge of all their fighting styles and moves

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You would literally have to be media illiterate to not see the similarities

white kindle
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I haven't played Elden Ring (I really should) so I have no clue if there are any similarities

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but I'm gonna assume, based off of what I know about Souls games, that it's likely to be the case

queen crypt
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They're not similar

white kindle
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imma solo him

mint orbit
coarse dirge
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The elden ring character

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Mfw

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Soulsbros we failed

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Gatekeep harder next time

woven plinth
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Do yall think Qimir is better then Kylo Ren

mint orbit
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Yea

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Kylo Ren except with better character writing

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I think TLJ Kylo is still interesting in his own way but Qimir is just tighter storytelling

woven plinth
mint orbit
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Aaaaand I'm not touching that with a ten foot barge pole

hidden lake
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bait was once believable

ivory sedge
woven plinth
silver marsh
lament peak
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Most observant star wars fan

obsidian basin
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me when rose tico has more screentime than me

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(quarter of a minute more, a quarter of a minute too long)

ivory sedge
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Sol is Rose Tico's dad confirmed??!??

white kindle
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Great great granddad

lucid glen
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Eh fuck it

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We're so back

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WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU SPIULER MARK A GIF???????

mint orbit
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You would have to send the gif file directly

queen crypt
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A bunch of people are only watching the acolyte cuz qimir is hot 😭

ivory sedge
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cant blame em

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ever heard the tragedy of Darth Bicep the Ripped?

queen crypt
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Yes

turbid solar
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Fr thos that sith is yolked up

jade pelican
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Sexual tension last ep was absolutely crazy

turbid solar
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I need to hate watch it now

ivory sedge
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ngl this show really depends on episode 7 sticking the landing

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im confident that they cooked

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i just wanna see a beserk adult wookie jedi and i'll be content

hidden lake
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Maybe another time

lucid glen
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Nalphazilla sounds like people who condemn acolyte to be bad when there ISN'T a dark and griddy wookiee fight scene

ivory sedge
hidden lake
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Oh yeah today we'll know what Sol did

mint orbit
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Mae's mother

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Sol: "there is something that I must tell you. I did your mom.'

ivory sedge
mint orbit
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I loved seeing it

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Seeing him center himself, or do what he believes is centering

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Because you could believe what Qimir is saying in that he's just lying to himself

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Qimir is arguing they're the same person, he just doesn't feel shame or lie to himself anymore

ivory sedge
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ikr, i still think Sol is a good person, but he clearly isn't made for the Jedi lifestyle, he's like the in between of Qui Gon and Dooku.

lean shard
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credits song kinda good

languid ice
jade pelican
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Torbin at the end lmao

hidden lake
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Bro got cooked

jade pelican
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Kelnacca’s agility and strength šŸ‘€

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Tbf was amp’d by a coven but still

warped python
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What was that ability Indara did on the witches

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Sol definitely got too emotional and hit the red button on killing the mother

lean shard
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eh she probably just pushed them out of his mind

warped python
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why were they using metal detectors in the beginning šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ½

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mofos were looking for buried holocrons

languid ice
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Is the whole ep a flashback again

hidden lake
warped python
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honestly intrigued on how theyre gonna bunch everything into one last episode with only 43 minutes lmao

hidden lake
obsidian basin
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😭

hidden lake
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I don't think they can close off the story of the twins in one episode. Or they could just leave it open ended idk

fickle tide
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I'm pretty sure Leslie says they want a S2, so I doubt they;re going to tie everything off in the finale. I feel like that would be kinda... bad if they did tbh lol

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Whether or not they actually get a S2 lol

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thats a diff question entirely

warped python
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well yeah Kathleen is gonna give them another 180 mill

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šŸ˜‚

hidden lake
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Probably
Show did well I guess

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I wonder if the show got more bad press than Kenobi

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Might be a bad question, I don't remember much from the time when Kenobi was airing

warped python
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so osha and mae are one person ?

white kindle
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That episode was alrigut

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Yeah technically

turbid solar
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šŸ’€

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Shocking

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Mfs called it ep 1

hidden lake
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They're clearly different individuals but

warped python
fickle tide
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They're like, Force Clones lol

hidden lake
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Ctrl C + Ctrl V

warped python
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felt like a filler ep fr

hidden lake
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That ain't filler bro

warped python
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I said it felt like it

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I loved that they finally gave us the jedi perspective way too many unanswered questions

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can anyone explain that Indara killing all those witches thoe lmao wisdomhasbeenshared

sour goblet
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I didn’t read it as intentional. More like she was just pushing them out of Kelnacca’s mind and their power backfired on them. Or they were going to die regardless (like, sacrificially) once their spell/ritual ended, she just ended it.

fickle tide
# hidden lake Ctrl C + Ctrl V

Actually it's not even like, Clones, after rewatching that scene it's more like how Revan's consciousness split into two beings lol. Atleast that's how it sounds

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Since she says "a power dense enough to split one consciousness into two"

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I'm curious who the original was then

broken turret
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Imagine the original is the Sith master

white kindle
# warped python I said it felt like it

how is this out of all the episodes filler??? They were literally setting up this episode since ep 3 came out. If anything, this was the most important part of the whole series!

warped python
white kindle
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how??

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I can't with Star Wars fans

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none of them pay any attention to the plot and then make complaints like this

warped python
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A quarter of the scenes were copy and paste and the story this episode was a bit predictable... so as I said it "FeLt" filler I didnt say it was, reading is fundamental, why are you still pressed about a comment 3-4 hours ago thats so irrelevant now šŸ’€

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It wasnt even a complaint at all

white kindle
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okay so you want the episode to make no sense?

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the thing I'm pressed about is that saying something is filler means absolutely nothing

warped python
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bro šŸ’€

white kindle
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it's simply used to say something was bad or whatever

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ok sorry

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I shouldn't have gone off like that but it is an issue that I just get annoyed by

ivory sedge
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decent ep, although a good chunk was just the same scenes with the occasional different perspective

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not a bad thing, more of a nitpick

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like it works for the story, its just a presentation issue

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also that credits song was a banger but so out of place lmao

mint orbit
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I'm so on board for these reveals. This episode is a perspective shift, you're viewing the same scenes from new eyes and everything feels different. Sol is the clear villain of this entire story, every bad decision was due to him. Qimir would've done everything Sol did, except he wouldn't have pretended he was virtuous for it.

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Indara is also clearly the reason this entire thing is being kept hush hush. This is why nobody knows enough about Qimir to consider him a sith

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It shames her, her padawan, her group and calnacca all at once. Nobody wants that to get out.

mint orbit
mint orbit
mint orbit
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Sol straight up a twat waffle

ivory sedge
# mint orbit This aged like milk

look i still think hes always had good intentions, he just doesnt know the proper way to achieve it (which often leads to disaster lmao)

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hes like friendly nuke, he doesnt MEAN to cause destruction but y'know....

mint orbit
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Mf is a bull in a china shop

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Idc how cute he is

languid ice
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Good ep

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They did NOT cook with the credits song

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I fear they are gonna make koril the sith master

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Let us hope not

mint orbit
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Yet another "plot hole" falls simply due to not waiting for the mystery show to explain why (she tried to kill her sister)

languid ice
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No, its all plotholes

mint orbit
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If it's all plot holes..

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Then nothing is

old canopy
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Torbin spun that shit

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He cooked

mint orbit
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True...

obsidian basin
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could have sworn they died because the possession was forcefully severed by indara?

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maybe i rewatch that scene

mint orbit
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Did you check their pulse?

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Are y'all medical doctors?

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Hence why they make note of the building falling around because it doesn't matter what killed them

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The building falling definitely finished them

obsidian basin
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yeah exploding debris will do that to you FinnSmile

obsidian basin
coarse dirge
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filler trash

warped python
mint orbit
coarse dirge
mint orbit
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Israel

lean shard
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the episode reads like a regular show episode

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benson asks mordecai and rigby to get him plant samples and by the end of the episode they've blown up someones house and killed a bunch of witches

hidden lake
crystal tusk
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Some people riding this show too much

mint orbit
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Nah way more people despising it while watching it on release day constantly

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Pretty pathetic honestly

crystal tusk
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Womp womp

mint orbit
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For realsies

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Mfs staying up to 3am just to cry

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Haven't seen a single acolyte rider in fact lol, any fans are just saying "this is pretty decent and episode 5 is good"

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Couldn't imagine getting that worked up over a take but then again it's just fandom menace classics

crystal tusk
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Fr, I'm in another server where some people i know are defending Acolyte to the death- Like its not bad but its not good enough to get mad over people opinions, most people hating on it havent even watched it šŸ˜”

mint orbit
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Exactly, the answer is somewhere in the middle

pseudo blade
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as with all things

mint orbit
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Indeed

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Fkn hate extremist behaviour lol

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It's quite exhausting how many people judge a mystery show for things that mystery shows reveal over time

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Like We're on the supposed.. third plot hole that got answered in later episodes?

crystal tusk
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Bring balance to the fanbase VaderCrush

mint orbit
crystal tusk
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😭

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When will the war end

mint orbit
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When people stop hating every new trilogy that comes out and pretends like star wars was always some flawless property

hidden lake
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The problem is that the hate is self sustaining

mint orbit
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Star wars is asf and it's time to put those expectations there

crystal tusk
mint orbit
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Literally a cycle

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ESB bad! No prequels bad! No sequels bad! No Disney shows bad!

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What's next 😭

heavy mountain
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If we all agree Disney Bad, then we all win

mint orbit
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I'd rather eat Lego tbh

crystal tusk
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Yummy

hidden lake
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Well
Corporate disney

heavy mountain
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Like, who wants to spend the rest of their life defending a soulless billion dollar conglomerate?

crystal tusk
mint orbit
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That's not the point tho lol

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Disney made rogue one, Mando S1, Andor and TCW S7

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Oh and bad batch S2 PT 2

heavy mountain
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I respect those, but not Disney

crystal tusk
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Yea i mean the same can be said about any souless multi billion dollar company

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But not the point

mint orbit
heavy mountain
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Not when they gaslight their fans for not liking something

mint orbit
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What

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Of all the reasons, that's the one?

heavy mountain
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It's part of it

crystal tusk
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Are you referring to Kathleen?

mint orbit
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That one isn't even star wars related, that's all of Disney

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CEO related more specific

hidden lake
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By gaslighting you mean calling out horrid behavior?

mint orbit
heavy mountain
# crystal tusk Are you referring to Kathleen?

It is more than that. Anytime they do SOMETHING that is subpar and the fans don't like it, they immediately start a media frenzy of "Review Bombing this" and "Harassment that"

It is a playbook at this point

mint orbit
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Idk if that happened with star,wars really

mint orbit
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An episode had 3.4 rating 20 minutes after release on a 40 minute episode

heavy mountain
crystal tusk
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Now me personally, i dont think the Acolyte is peak cinema BUT im not gonna support the amount of hate its getting yknow

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If you dont like it dont watch it

mint orbit
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Based

hidden lake
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They review bomb before it comes out

mint orbit
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Disney star wars is a bunch of different shit which you can pick which is your favourite from

crystal tusk
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Fr

mint orbit
crystal tusk
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I thought Mandalorian was pretty good

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Season 1 and 2

mint orbit
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S1 anyway

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S2 pretty solid but becoming formulaic

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S3 dogshit

crystal tusk
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Yea

mint orbit
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Written by child

crystal tusk
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FR

pseudo blade
crystal tusk
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Like whats the whole deal with the darksaber

heavy mountain
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I've only seen clips of the Acolyte. I usually avoid SW things if they don't interest me. (Like Mando S3) but honestly, they don't do themselves any favors doubling down on what fans don't like

mint orbit
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It's dark

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And sabery

crystal tusk
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-_-

mint orbit
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What did they double down on that fans don't like?

crystal tusk
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Diverse characters FinnSmile

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(Satire i swear)

heavy mountain
mint orbit
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They got rid of VFX wall for real sets, they tried harder with costumes, the choreography is the best of anything Disney...

crystal tusk
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Chat dont clip that

mint orbit
crystal tusk
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Yea its satire lol

heavy mountain
crystal tusk
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Just like when that guy asked ab if acolyte was good yesterday

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And i said that lol

heavy mountain
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But like, I definitely thing there can be a middle ground and Disney is the only one capable of making that happen. Fans probably shouldn't overreact like they do, but Disney could do a bit more to ensure fans are getting what they want or doing stuff that doesn't involve re-inventing the wheel

mint orbit
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Nah fuck that

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The fans are insatiable

crystal tusk
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Now if you really wanna roast Disney you should talk about new Marvel stuff

heavy mountain
crystal tusk
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Good

mint orbit
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I like their current idea of giving a star wars fan who is a good movie maker a chance and just letting them complete their vision with a storyboard team over looking them

heavy mountain
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I think that is why the Sequels left me with a bad taste in my mouth. A lot of the humor felt straight from the MCU

mint orbit
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Listening to fans causes things like TROS

crystal tusk
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MCU up to endgame is peak

hidden lake
crystal tusk
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After tht..

heavy mountain
mint orbit
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They did

crystal tusk
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Mark hamil didnt even want that

heavy mountain
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I think the sequels were a lost cause after TLJ

mint orbit
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They didn't ask for those plot points directly, but the community cried about every point

#

They retconned because of hate

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They got legends because people asked

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They got palpatine because snoke was boring not like ian

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Etc

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It's extremely fan service to the point nobody wanted it

crystal tusk
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Yea like palpatine being cloned n stuff was already a thing in comics

hidden lake
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TLJ could have been salvageable if it had led to something greater.
Kinda like how AoTC sucks but people glaze it because it led to RoTS and Clone wars content.

heavy mountain
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All I want in Star Wars now is endless Star Fighter battles, more Clone Wars era content, etc.

Give me a show about an Imperial Division and their side of the fight.

hidden lake
mint orbit
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Bro said more clone wars era

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When do we finally go back to OT in more than just rebels

crystal tusk
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Yea

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Give me a show like andor but with imperials as the main characters

heavy mountain
crystal tusk
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I dont wanna see NOOOO turning to the rebels

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Straight up die for the empire

heavy mountain
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A Stormtrooper Series would be sick too.

crystal tusk
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Do it like Andor

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But with imperials

heavy mountain
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Give me some Gray Era in my Star Wars. Show me some scummy Rebels

crystal tusk
#

Fr

heavy mountain
#

That would be the OT content I would like

hidden lake
crystal tusk
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Imagine them talking about fearing Luke running around

crystal tusk
#

Full ISB content

crystal tusk
#

Lol

heavy mountain
silver marsh
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Nothing Disney does will satisfy fans

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They want to hate it so they find dumb reasons to nitpick and tear the show apart over tiny details

lean shard
heavy mountain
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I'd watch

lean shard
# silver marsh Please

i think the best thing is that my comment isnt even a pipe dream anymore, its an actual possibility with evidence to support it

silver marsh
lean shard
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its true...

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after 9 years of nothing important....11 years since she was last on screen

silver marsh
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Taking the Acolyte in a vacuum it’s the exact shit fans have been asking for it’s a dark murder mystery show set in an unexplored area of the SW Galaxy that features cool lightsaber fights

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you can give fans exactly what they ask for but they’ll find something to hate no matter what so they may as well be creative with it anyway

hidden lake
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I guarantee you if this show were the exact fucking same but animated in the style of TCW the amount of complaining would be so much fucking less

silver marsh
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The word ā€œwokeā€ has ruined SW discourse forever

lean shard
lament peak
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Replace osha with ahsoka and its suddenly a 10/10...

hidden lake
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Ahsosha

lean shard
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replace leslie with filoni and suddenly its a 10/10

mint orbit
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Maerrok

lean shard
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man what a nothing burger he was

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literally just there to make more (poorly done) fights

blissful lotus
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He's Ezra he's Kanans charred remains he's Starkiller he's

lament peak
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Marrok has the coolest desgin ever just to be wasted

mint orbit
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Coolest design is literally just reaper from ow

lean shard
#

people unironically going "the showrunners are clearly trying to make the jedi look evil!" in the context of sol killing whats her name

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even though the show is clearly showing that he had a natural reaction to the apparent threat that just appeared right next to him

lament peak
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Star wars fans when the jedi accidentally kills the fucking dementor that appeared in front of him (bad guy)

lean shard
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"accidentally"

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anyone with a brain anf the knowlesge that he knows would do that

mint orbit
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Like they're making one jedi look bad, and the rest of the jedi look the same as they always did in the prequels

lean shard
#

nah torbin really

mint orbit
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Nah

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Torbin could've been curbed but sol pushed

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For his own gain

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Even when torbin initiated the attack, sol chose to make the worst decision of all

lament peak
#

Torbin didn't really do anything wrong besides be young and dumb

mint orbit
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Yea

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If sol forced him to wait until indara and shit arrived, he wouldn't have done what he done

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It is purely because sol was like "I need you as backup despite you being a literal danger already"

lament peak
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"Nuh uh my brain is mentally fortified!"
Kelnacca:

lean shard
#

to be fair everything was going fine (except the fire) until mother anethestic decided to turn into the smoke monster from LOST without warning

mint orbit
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How was it fine lol

lament peak
#

Fighting a wookie would literally be a horror movie

mint orbit
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Idk people seem to forget wookiees wouldn't be very skilled

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They gain in raw power what they lack in finesse

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Like bro is carrying a single ordinary ass saber? It's tiny for his frame lmao

#

Why no cross guard or something

lean shard
#

cos they initiated negotiation and talking rather than showing up and immediately shooting each other

torbin was jumpy but sol got him to cool it as he talked to mother alabama

lament peak
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Jedi stuff ig

lean shard
#

then she decided to just turn into a smoke monster

mint orbit
#

The other girl had already put conflict to extremely likely

lament peak
#

Dementor from harry potter

mint orbit
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It was set in stone, but it should be a Jedi's focus to defend from that point

mint orbit
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Not make a decisive strike

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That's tied in emotion

lean shard
#

yeah but mother amnesia was the leader she could get them to back down

mint orbit
#

Um no

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Why do you think she tried to teleport out

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Because the scenario is fucked

lament peak
#

Everyone wanted to kill the jedi

lean shard
#

implying its a teleport

lament peak
#

Besides her basically

lean shard
#

nothing says it was

mint orbit
#

Bro we know it is

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The girl after showed us

lament peak
mint orbit
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The exact same move but successful

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Omfg

#

Star wars fan Media literacy challenge

lean shard
#

media literacy buzzword

mint orbit
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YoU kNoW iM rIgHt ThOuGh

lean shard
#

yes.

mint orbit
lament peak
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The critical drinker watches every episode of the acolyte but won't watch the boys season 4

#

Is he stupid?

mint orbit
lament peak
#

He made a review of season 4 and didn't even watch it

mint orbit
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It's not even over yet

lament peak
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Meanwhile he makes an review for every acolyte episode the same day it comes out

lean shard
#

alright

lament peak
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Besides 4 for some reason

lean shard
#

whats the bet that koril is actually like, possessing ir controlling quimir or something

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like the nightsisters did with savage

mint orbit
#

Critikal: this thing sucks I never watch stuff like this and I'm superior to people who watch things like this because it's just so doo doo

Also critikal: so here's my review of the next episode

lament peak
#

Nah i think qimir is just evil

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Star wars is dead!

#

Continues watching

mint orbit
#

Qimirs evil is kinda refreshing ngl

#

"yeah I'm selfish. And?"

lament peak
#

Also the director said she wants to make more seasons of the acolyte

mint orbit
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"no ofc I'm evil but also y'all won't let me live peacefully so murder ig"

lean shard
#

god acolyte sucks so bad!
watches the new episode as soon as it drops

lament peak
#

Considering its the second best preforming star wars show itll probably happen lol

mint orbit
lament peak
#

The WOKElyte 2: THE SJWS STRIKE BACK!!!!

mint orbit
lament peak
#

I bet this will be the critical drinkers title for season 2

lean shard
mint orbit
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That one too

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Wait I have an idea for a meme

lean shard
#

and people have the audacity to claim that review bombing isnt the real, the score is the true score

#

hmmm i have a meme here but it has the r word

lament peak
#

Rotten tomatoes scores don't matter unless it supports my argument

blissful lotus
#

I'm pretty sure Melvin had an Acolyte gif

mint orbit
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@lean shard

blissful lotus
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But it got purged

lean shard
lament peak
#

I think tros has like the 5th or 6th highest rotten tomatoes score for the movies

mint orbit
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Insider info

lean shard
#

alright im gonna post my meme apologies in advance

mint orbit
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Lots of people loved sequels they just never talk about it

lean shard
#

well, meme i found

mint orbit
#

Y'all will see

#

In a few years

lament peak
lean shard
lament peak
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But theres also alot of stupid people on twitter

mint orbit
#

Just casual fans

lament peak
mint orbit
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Like kids will casually just dress as Rey cuz star war

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So many people don't give a shit like fandom menace think they do

lean shard
#

also mods i plead the 5th

#

(i have no idea what the 5th is)

mint orbit
#

Uhhhh isn't it that you have the right to say nothing

blissful lotus
#

If Dave Filoni wrote this he would use the world between worlds to summon Grievous and he'd kill the witches (Clone Wars reference)

mint orbit
#

Like refuse to explain or answer any question about it?

blissful lotus
#

Yea

mint orbit
lean shard
#

general grievous fans try not to bring up dathomir (his only one major win)

lament peak
#

And everyone would clap

lean shard
#

(he still lost a duel in it lol)

lament peak
#

Because its good if he breaks lore

lean shard
#

literal who character nobody cares

lament peak
#

šŸ™„

mint orbit
#

Bro got clapped and then paraded around like a two bit mf

lament peak
#

And he killed that random youngling

mint orbit
#

I will summon them on you

lean shard
#

find me die hard fans of oppo rancisis

lament peak
#

Oppo is actually a legend hop off

mint orbit
#

"YOOOOO ITS GLUP SHITTO HES MY FAVOURITE"
He's in the back row of a painting in the background

lament peak
#

Better then eeth koth atleast

mint orbit
#

Die

lament peak
#

Major gulp shitto

mint orbit
#

Eeth Koth is slightly cool

lean shard
#

jed council tier list ranking

mint orbit
#

I'm down

lean shard
#

dunno if one exists and how are we gonna do participants

lament peak
#

Oppo is so badass he literally survives order 66 despite being like 2 billion years old (in canon)

#

Lol!

mint orbit
#

Grr

lament peak
#

Stupid strict bot

mint orbit
#

🤫

blissful lotus
#

Stupid discord users who click on suspicious links

lean shard
#

me when the bot doesnt allows wikifeet link (its joever)

#

where is the galactic senate senator tier list

mint orbit
lean shard
#

BRUH HE PUT KCAJ DEAD LAST GET THIS MF

mint orbit
#

#star-wars message
Posted here too

mint orbit
#

I literally don't know who that mf is

#

Only mf on the entire list I don't know

lean shard
#

who

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literally the goat

mint orbit
#

Name one thing

lean shard
#

the biggest thing

mint orbit
#

His picture is a fucking hologram

lean shard
#

survived order 66

mint orbit
#

Oh ffs

#

Cal survived order 66

#

šŸ™„

lean shard
#

doesnt matter hes the only council member who did outside of yoda and obi-wan, anakin doesnt count

mint orbit
#

Bro it's pure RNG

lean shard
#

no wait

mint orbit
#

Or plot armour

lean shard
#

uhhh agen kolar? did

mint orbit
#

Sounds familiar

lean shard
#

cos he left the jedi

#

then vader came along and killed him and kidnapped his baby

mint orbit
#

Oh no wait

#

That's guy who died to palps

lean shard
#

so its eeth koth then

mint orbit
#

See

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He's a G

lean shard
#

nah cringe

#

died to vader L bozo

mint orbit
#

Bro who didn't

#

Without emotional advantage anyway

lean shard
mint orbit
#

WHO

lean shard
#

depa billiba dummy

blissful lotus
#

Kanans master

mint orbit
#

Bro knows all the glup shittos

#

That's crazy

hidden lake
#

Depa was on the council wtf

#

Never caught that

lean shard
#

more like

mint orbit
#

Explains why Kanan is so fucking BASED

lean shard
#

filoni retconned the actually good kanan comic

elfin star
lean shard
mint orbit
lean shard
#

the latter

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literally zero reason to do so too

#

he just did it because he wanted kanan in the episode

#

oh look its the only episode of the bad batch hes got a writing credit on

mint orbit
#

Bro adopts fictional characters

#

Some that he didn't even invent himself

#

Weirdo

lean shard
#

anyway gotta charge phone

lament peak
mint orbit
#

Mace windu top

#

Ignored

lean shard
#

rank the council members by stupidity

mint orbit
#

Blocked message

#

Reported

#

Dmed modmail

lament peak
elfin star
lean shard
#

yeah but most to least stupid

elfin star
#

I can’t read

lament peak
#

Learn to read gosh

lament peak
#

Shaak ti would be higher in legends

#

Yareal too ig

#

Ki adi would be lower!

mint orbit
#

I just hate billabas design

lean shard
#

shaak ti fans try not to bring up her TFU outfit challenge (impossible(

mint orbit
#

Most ordinary woman ever

elfin star
#

Yareal is only remembered for spiting VS debate nerds and Robot Chicken

mint orbit
lament peak
#

Tfu is like the only thing where shaak ti does anything

blissful lotus
#

Kid named Clone Wars 2003

lament peak
#

Loses to Grevious twice lol!!

#

Ki adi was kind of a sigma in that though

mint orbit
#

Excuse you shaak ti does a lot

#

of dying

blissful lotus
turbid solar
#

Wokeolyte

pseudo blade
#

shaak ti domino squad arc in tcw was one of my favorites
the hunt for 5s too*

pseudo blade
#

magna guard fight in 2003 at the train station was peak shaak ti tho

lean shard
#

i like that they kept the snake shoulderpad, it was my favourite part of the original bounty hunter outfit

mortal reef
lean shard
hidden lake
#

Wtf was she even doing

broken turret
#

Probably teleporting since that’s what it looked like Koril did later in the ep

#

But still that’s like throwing a smoke bomb in front of the police to go grab who they’re looking for

coarse dirge
#

Why was mae also turning into smoke tho

broken turret
#

To grab her or something

#

Oh you said Mae

warped python
#

or probably teleport and dip up outta there

warped python
#

I hear Kylo ren's theme again during the kelnacca fight

#

absolute savage

warped python
mossy stag
#

It's certainly something lol

warped python
#

Its when she says " I Believe " that is throwing me off, because its feels like do you even know what is happening yourself and youre the director/co-writer lmao

#

idk maybe im just overthinking it

coarse dirge
#

Alright yea let's just kill all the witches i think

pseudo blade
sour goblet
#

Authors and artists leave things up to audience interpretation all the time. Her personal interpretation is that she was getting Mae out of a violent situation by transforming into the Force. And if you need every single detail defined by the author, then you can also say that’s what happened bc that was the authors intent. But another viewer can interpret it differently, bc ultimately she didn’t succeed in whatever she was trying to do to herself and Mae, so it literally does not matter. Who knows, maybe another Star Wars creator will come along and delve into witches and Ascension more deeply and we’ll get a more solid answer of what Aniseya was trying to do, and Leslye gave that creator the space to explore that.

vagrant scarab
#

i dont even understand swt's problem with acolyte 7 it was good

#

i do think the metal detector stuff was really goofy

mint orbit
# warped python Its when she says " I Believe " that is throwing me off, because its feels like ...

This is very common with directors or showrunners. You don't have to say every extraneous detail either because everything needs approval, or because you didn't get to fully implement it or to pave way for future story writing. A director can tell you what they believed when making the whole story, but that's not to say it's anything more than artists intent. Star wars retcons things all the fucking time, canon still tries to say that Luke mind trick those gamorreans lol

mint orbit
#

(I'm in your walls)

lucid glen
#

I'm bout to start giving acolyte the bad batch s3 treatment (not watching it)

mint orbit
#

THEN DO IT!!!

#

Bro is severely incapable of picking and choosing what he likes

#

RAGGGHHHH

lucid glen
#

Wait there's only 1 ep left

#

Might as well see it through

mint orbit
#

Ok no you speak da tru

lucid glen
#

As for all the mfs talking about "omg i hope we see the sith lord in the final ep!!!" we've seen the sith lord and it's qimir

mint orbit
#

Sith lawd?

#

He's barely a sith

mint orbit
#

He said as much

lucid glen
#

😳

mint orbit
#

Awooga

lament peak
#

Knight of ren!

mint orbit
#

I got a girl to say "do this to me" 😈

warped python
#

he's probably gonna be confirmed to be the first Ren ngl

languid ice
warped python
languid ice
#

Ok?

fickle tide
lament peak
warped python
#

the dumbest but yet funniest way to explain this episode šŸ˜‚

obsidian basin
#

"Split one consciousness into 2 bodies"
That explains a lot! Each twin have half a brain!

so true brother, so true

white kindle
#

I'd highly recommend having a look at this article.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mad-acolyte-haven-t-paying-174600864.html

Yahoo Entertainment

The Acolyte, the new Disney+ Star Wars series set in the High Republic era, has been open about its intentions from the jump: portray the Jedi Order at the height of its power and show how they are responsible for their own fall from grace, the same fall we watched play out in the prequels over 20 years ago. But despite The Acolyte’s consistency...

pseudo blade
#

makes it sound like it fell into the ST trap
heres more of the same stuff you loved the first time why are you mad
this time its mid but look some is better even if some is worse
and oh yea the fandom menace is going apeshit for reasons irrelevant to the flaws

mint orbit
#

Pretty nothingburger

#

If anything, it related it to anakin far too much which a lot of these people they talk about hate acolyte for. People don't want some random twin shmucks to match up to anakin Skywalker

pseudo blade
#

^ that tbh
it felt high republic was supposed to be a break that let them explore new things not rehash the same old same old

ivory sedge
#

And it's not necessarily references and callback, like the force awakens was, it's a new story touching on similar themes and in universe canon

#

The only thing making Anakin "less special" are the 'fans' who say that in the first place

white kindle
lucid glen
#

That just evaporated my last braincell

#

It doesn't make him less special

white kindle
#

But why do people say it does?

lucid glen
#

Do you really need me to answer that

#

What do the twins and anakin appear to have in common....

mint orbit
mint orbit
#

One is the force literally willing a being in to existence, and one is a dark perversion and manipulation of the force

#

I'm gonna make media literacy a 101 class for these mfs, vote me for president

white kindle
#

Anakin was made via the will of the force

#

the twins were made by some witch magic

#

both are unnatural birth

#

idrk why that ruins it

#

hence why I need it explained

mint orbit
#

Fr

#

I concur

lucid glen
#

That's the logic anakin simps are using

#

Hence the "appear"

lucid glen
mint orbit
lucid glen
#

On a surface level both births look the same

mint orbit
#

Thank you for your service

lucid glen
mint orbit
lucid glen
#

Only like two of these are legitimate

#

"hot Sith pattern" šŸ’€

white kindle
#

Lmao

mint orbit
#
  1. The mystery is mysterying too much
  2. The dialogue is star wars
  3. I'm blind and want VFX walls
  4. Literally speculation
  5. They're not even the same things, it's just themes
  6. Stop being attracted to them then
  7. They're all different lengths??
  8. yeah Rogue one sucks clearly (they also explore a lot of the "dead" characters multiple times)
  9. You don't see any jedi except people directly implicated and it almost directly blames sol for all of it
  10. What? This is a ki adi cope in disguise
white kindle
mint orbit
#

What you said

lucid glen
white kindle
#

Yeah

#

Idk

lucid glen
white kindle
#

I'm kinda siding with the fan base on this

hidden lake
#

What

white kindle
#

Though ig one reason why it doesn't ruin Anakin is bcos this was forced but Anakin had to happen.

lucid glen
#

It doesn't "ruin" Anakin because it's a completely different thing

#

That's it

white kindle
#

Well both are unnatural

white kindle
#

Oh don't tell me

mint orbit
#

That's crazy

white kindle
#

The Palps line from RotS basically supports this line

mint orbit
#

Test tube baby Vs miracle baby

white kindle
mint orbit
#

One is space jesus and one is a "scientific" marvel

white kindle
mint orbit
#

I'm using irl terms

#

So you can understand

lucid glen
#

SW fans when the entire clone army had no biological mother (it ruined anakin's legacy of being the only special baby boy in the universe)

white kindle
#

Ah

mint orbit
#

These are the themes of their birth

white kindle
#

Yeah

mint orbit
#

I have a strong feeling the vergence + that hole = strong dark side

#

Remember how they got Mae mad for power?

#

It all seems very rooted in dark side

lucid glen
#

There is a vergence on Qimir and Osha's planet too

white kindle
#

An interesting thing in ep 7 was the fact that Mae and Osha were split from the same body.

lucid glen
#

(Because it is literally Ach-To)

white kindle
#

Can someone correct me on that? I don't think I worded it properly.

lucid glen
#

Their "consciousness" split into two different bodies at birth

#

#JustForceThings

mint orbit
#

Not body

#

Soul

#

Spirit

#

Force being

#

Was split in to two bodies

white kindle
#

Yeah

#

Would Anakin be considered a vergence?

#

Probably not

#

I think

mint orbit
#

No

white kindle
#

Vergences affect the planet, right?

mint orbit
#

Though maybe a vergence could cause one

#

It's more of an event

#

A happening

lucid glen
#

Crazy that they turned out so different. Would have been an interesting thing to explore how random two children's developmental response is to the same stimuli and environment despite being genetically and SPIRITUALLY identical

white kindle
#

Ah

white kindle
#

Is this about the dark side + vergence thing Cardoor was talking about earlier?

white kindle
lucid glen
#

This is about osha and mae being split which was the conversation that happened maybe 20 seconds ago before it changed instantly while I was typing

white kindle
#

Ohh

#

Nvm

#

I didn't read that properly

lucid glen
#

Which is a literal place

white kindle
#

lol

lament peak
#

"Mysteries dragging out too long" yeah it's a mystery show

white kindle
#

this is the stupidest one of these screen rant posts I have seen

mint orbit
#

I hate how effective screen rant is at rage baiting

lament peak
#

Screen rage

white kindle
#

yeah

sour goblet
lament peak
#

Lmao

lucid glen
#

Bro said BOBF ā˜ ļø

mint orbit
#

Really sold it

blissful lotus
mint orbit
# lucid glen

The lengths people go to just to hate whatever is new...

blissful lotus
#

It has Ahsoka in it therefore it's good

#

50 seasons

lament peak
#

Bobf is such a dumb show i really want a S2

last rain
#

I just wanna say

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I got my wookie jedi fight

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I am happy

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And its exactly how I thought it would be

silver marsh
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What more can one ask for

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Is it over yet can I watch it now

sour goblet
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next episode is the finale

lament peak
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Tuesday!

lucid glen
hot parrot
mint orbit
last rain
lean shard
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I want X-23 in star wars!
casts X-23 in star wars

I want the guy from squid game!
casts the guy from squid game

I want danny mancito as the villain, the villain doesnt work if its not him!
casts danny mancito

warped python
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they was keeping us busy while writing up Mando szn 3

hidden lake
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"Writing"

warped python
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writing/directing/editing whatever you wanna call bro
šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ½

lament peak
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Bobf having a episode without boba is wild

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Mando 2.5

hidden lake
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Or mid

lean shard
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bobf s2 with omega in it k thanks disney

warped python
mint orbit
mint orbit
white kindle
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?

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It's still here

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Great explanation by Headland on this matter