#Ahsoka spoilers

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fierce mesa
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Destiny lore fans when i show them warhammer

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Or an book for little children

grizzled schooner
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destiny fans when I show them a good game

tribal pelican
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bro just posted warhammer twice

fierce mesa
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True

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Warhammer for little kids...

tribal pelican
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no wait i made a mistake

tribal pelican
tranquil breach
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Invisible Hand's cannons ChewieNut

tribal pelican
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you said "warhammer"

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which is also known as warhammer fantasy battle

grizzled schooner
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memesoon trying to go five seconds without being as obtuse as humanly possible

tribal pelican
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ni thats just fact

grizzled schooner
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anyways Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine is better than Destiny and Destiny 2

tribal pelican
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if you mean the shitty sci fi version thats warhammer 40k

grizzled schooner
tribal pelican
grizzled schooner
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so better than Destiny

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đŸ„±đŸ„±đŸ„±

tribal pelican
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depends which expansion

grizzled schooner
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ANYWAYS AHSOKER

proper totem
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Gang found thrawn

stray crane
solar yacht
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He’s true


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I’ve heard plenty good things about Bad Batch. I think I’ve heard mainly mixed reviews about Rebels though. Still not sure if I should watch that

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Okay so I’m not the only one that thinks this person looks weird af. Just looks deranged

proper totem
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No shes hot now stfu

solar yacht
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💀

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Too each their own I guess 😂

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But nah I definitely won’t shut up

stray crane
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Good man

tranquil breach
solar yacht
tranquil breach
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True

tribal pelican
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acting is wooden and the casting and characters are wasted on a poor script

lets be real here

finite saddle
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i think the plot is somewhat good

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i agree on the acting

proper totem
tribal pelican
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nah its true

proper totem
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It may as well be true

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Repating it every 5 hours aint gona prove nothing doe

grizzled schooner
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everyone is acting dumb

finite saddle
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so basically rebels live action

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i think andor is my fav show of all so far

finite saddle
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i mean it's good so why need to be original

proper totem
finite saddle
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me

proper totem
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No one asked

finite saddle
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bro got lag

fierce mesa
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I think someone could guess the whole plot of ahsoka from the first 2 episodes

teal sigil
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Tbh not as bad as BOBF or Kenobi but still not great

high spire
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how many episodes is it getting

toxic stump
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8 total

fierce trout
tribal pelican
lime kayak
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I wish someone would destroy the volume

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Force Disney to make actual content outdoors

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Real sets my beloved

pine robin
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If Mando s1 failed would they continue to use the volume?

tribal pelican
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yes

grizzled schooner
tranquil breach
tribal pelican
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according to leaks ||we explore an AU where Ahsoka never left the Jedi Order and confronted Anakin on Mustafar (resulting in Obi-Wan's death), a remake of the Malachor fight in live-action, a scenario where Ahsoka regrouped with the rebels much sooner and prevented Ezra's disappearance by killing Thrawn, and Anakin speaking to Ahsoka through a portal. Even in other timelines/scenarios, certain events are fated to happen no matter what like Anakin falling to the dark side and becoming Vader.||

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glacial current
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alternate universe and time travel are the worse

tranquil breach
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||I like the idea of a Star Wars "what if" but DON'T FUCKING TIE IT INTO A SHOW REVOLVING AROUND A CANONICAL SERIES||

glacial current
tribal pelican
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no idea

glacial current
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should have use the budget of star wars vision

tribal pelican
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mfs forgetting about infinities

proper totem
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Legends

reef phoenix
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Okay so I need to know all the background of this show

glacial current
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of what ? Ahsoka ?

reef phoenix
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Also my son just saw Ashoka do the lightsaber thing to the ground and copied it lmao

tribal pelican
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disown him.

proper totem
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Lol poor fella

reef phoenix
glacial current
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its after return of the jedi

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the empire is a wreck

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they regroup

reef phoenix
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Okay who's the grandpa

proper totem
# reef phoenix Yeah, like I kinda understand the timeline but also really don't.

The Ahsoka series is just around the corner! To prepare, here is a quick recap of all four seasons of Star Wars Rebels in under ten minutes!

This video was created during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, Star Wars Rebels and Ahsoka wouldn't exist. Learn more about the strike he...

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reef phoenix
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And his granddaughter looking soth side chick

glacial current
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What grandpa

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Ha

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Probably jedis who escaped order 66

reef phoenix
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Also

glacial current
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became mercenary

reef phoenix
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Me: [watching Ashoka for the first time]
[Something wild happens]
Me: "Oh shit!"
My 3 y/o: "Oh shit!"
Me: "NOOOOO"

glacial current
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Baylan clearly not on the dark side

proper totem
# reef phoenix And his granddaughter looking soth side chick

Dave Filoni has had some interesting things to say about the villains of his upcoming series, Ahsoka. Baylan Skoll is a former Jedi. We don't know much about Shin. And we've seen some curious hints about their alignment with the Force. So let's discuss!

This video was created during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the w...

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tribal pelican
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dave filoni making a star wars show for rebels fans and no one else (people dont want to watch rebels)

glacial current
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The video gonko sent you , should help

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Honeslty the only thing important is Thrawn timeline

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I dont think Kanan will matter

proper totem
reef phoenix
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THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GOOD MY GOD

proper totem
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No he discovered the truth

reef phoenix
tribal pelican
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bro...

glacial current
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Let be honest, Rebels would have been hot garbage without the nostalgia milking

proper totem
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So you have not seen mando

glacial current
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without vader, thrawn , etc

tribal pelican
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but yes

glacial current
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yeah it is. But it is somehow salvaged by good scenes

reef phoenix
proper totem
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Vader was in like 3 episodes

glacial current
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Vader first appareance, vader v ahsoka

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all thrawn scenes

proper totem
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Rebels good

glacial current
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Ezra was making the thing unwatchable

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but again its a kid show

tribal pelican
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filoni fans when they see cheap memberberries and callbacks to distract from the weak script

reef phoenix
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What race is Ashoka?

proper totem
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Togruta

tribal pelican
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did you not watch TCW

proper totem
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Apparently not

tribal pelican
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bro going in with 0 context

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but to be fair thats a problem with the show

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it requires context to get basically anything

proper totem
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Star wars is all interconnected the fuck did you expect

tribal pelican
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you only need context of the OT for mando

proper totem
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Thats like saying i dont like ep 5 cause i didnt see ep 4

reef phoenix
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Sorry...

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I don't watch Star wars shows bc I don't have time.

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This is the first I'm seeing anything since Mando season 2

tribal pelican
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ahsoka is like

you need to watch 2 childrens shows as well as the mandalorian and book of boba fett episodes to get any context for this show lol

reef phoenix
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Oh now I did start Boba

proper totem
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What do you need book of boba fett for

tribal pelican
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for the episode with no biba fett in it

proper totem
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What

tribal pelican
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the ahsoka episode

proper totem
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Well

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Its not really key for this show doe is it

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Depends if luke shows up or not

tribal pelican
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well i mean why doesnt luke help

proper totem
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I mean sure watching more shows gonna answer more questions but you dont need it to watch this show

tribal pelican
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who is thrawn
why is he important
what are the nightsisters
who is huyang
who is sabine
who is ahsoka

etc

proper totem
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They litteraly say what nightsisters are in the show

glacial current
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Honestly , all you need to know about sabine is shown in ahsoka

proper totem
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Exactly

tribal pelican
glacial current
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she is a mando, she is a rebel , she likes arts

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the end

proper totem
tribal pelican
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shes not dathomirian

reef phoenix
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I just need a YT video thats titled "Watch this before you start Ashoka"

proper totem
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Theres plenty of witches that werent from dathomir in legends

tribal pelican
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"in legends"

reef phoenix
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Find me that video so I can understand wtf is going on lolol

proper totem
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You seem to reference legends quite alot so

glacial current
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Even Thraw. She explicitly said the "last of the grand admiral"

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so you understand that the dude is the last major officer of the empire to be alive or not in prison

proper totem
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You can probably get to know everything in like 1h

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Maybe closer to 2

tribal pelican
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anyway

any word on what day the episode drops? as the first 2 dropped a few hours early

glacial current
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tuesday night in the us no ?

proper totem
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6pm pt on tuesdays

tribal pelican
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so the time the episodes dropped last week then

proper totem
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Yes

reef phoenix
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I'll have to restart the show bc my son makes it impossible to watch (:

livid frost
tribal pelican
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Hera: Is that hyper-drive core?
Taub: Yes
Hera: New Republic defense fleet isn't building anything that big
GREAT FUCKING WRITTING DAVE! YOU'VE CERTAINLY WAS CAREFUL TO DETAILS AND NUANCES AND KEPT AN EYE ON YOUR CHARACTERS!

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(this is a copy paste)

proper totem
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What is bro wafflin about

tribal pelican
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the starhawk

vernal quarry
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Wasn't she pretty much in charge of the Starhawk project as well?

tribal pelican
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yep

proper totem
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Starhawks are smaller than star destroyers

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I think

tranquil breach
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They're twice as big

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Apparently

toxic stump
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Expecting Dave to not ignore lore

vernal quarry
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I thought they were like 3x the size

tribal pelican
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they're YUGE

toxic stump
proper totem
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I think super star destroyers are like 10 times an isd

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So....

tribal pelican
proper totem
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Ok

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Point proven

tribal pelican
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no one mentioned SSDs

proper totem
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You cant use a SSD hyperdrive on a starhawk

proper totem
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Also why would the new republic be building starwaks now

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Theyre demilitarizing

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Even if they used the same hyperdrive

tribal pelican
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might as well

proper totem
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Lol ok

tribal pelican
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its mentioned that the designers and crew went on to make more of them

proper totem
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Squadrons takes place before the battle of jakku

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Which was like 1y and 5 days after rotj

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This is 5/6 years after rotj

tribal pelican
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of which several starhawks would have been made

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/at least still in production

tranquil breach
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I want to slap the guy who decided Jakku should be 1 year after endor

proper totem
tribal pelican
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might as well

proper totem
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If anything they still have some of the starhawks from jakku still in operation

tribal pelican
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Following a difficult debate in the Galactic Senate, Chancellor Mon Mothma mustered enough votes to approve the scrapping of Imperial vessels in order to build new starships, droids, and weapons for the war effort against the Imperial remnants.[2]

proper totem
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Where is this from

tribal pelican
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wook

proper totem
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Ok when does it say it happend

tribal pelican
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aftermath: lofe debt to he specific

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life debt

proper totem
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Aftermath takes place before jakku

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And during

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Suck ma balls

tribal pelican
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okay and

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the point is it was made by the new republic

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so going "we're not making anything that big" is a lie

proper totem
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I already told you ssds are 10/20s bigger than isd, if anything the starhawks use the same hyperdrive as an isd

tribal pelican
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a single starhawk managed to crash the ravager, an SSD

proper totem
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I think youre confusing tractor beams and hyperdrives lol

tribal pelican
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nope, im just pointing that out

proper totem
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Starhawks have about 20 isd tractor beams i think

tranquil breach
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20 usd lmao

finite saddle
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what r u guys talking about

tribal pelican
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starhawk

proper totem
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Yes

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Scroll up

finite saddle
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why talking about that

tribal pelican
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because hera mentions that the new republic isnt building big hyperdrives

...even though she was in charge of a project whos ships were huge and had big hyperdrives

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(the starhawk)

finite saddle
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yeah so she keeps it secret

proper totem
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The tractor beam of the Starhawk was equipped with magnite crystals which gave it ten times the strength of a Star Destroyer's. The Starhawk's tractor beam enabled it to trap and move a ship many times its size. Despite its firepower, it was outclassed by an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

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Wookiepedia

tribal pelican
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its public knowledge at that point

fierce trout
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Tf is a starhawk

finite saddle
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u dont know

tribal pelican
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we do

finite saddle
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u dont know

tribal pelican
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we do

finite saddle
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sorry no

proper totem
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Aight this convo getting too stupid im out

tribal pelican
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starhawk at that point would be one of the new republics mainline ships

fierce trout
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Ofc my bad. Should’ve remembered to read the 2016 guide to the Force Awakens starships issue #17362

tribal pelican
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Hera: Is that hyper-drive core?
Taub: Yes
Hera: New Republic defense fleet isn't building anything that big
Taub: you were literally in charge of the star hawk project
Hera: NUH UH
Taub: tf you mean "nuh uh"?

fierce trout
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I’ve retired from Star Wars games

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All mid

fierce trout
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Filoni’s blunder AniLUL

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Disney won’t fire him they need to keep paying him big money so he doesn’t join the WGA strikes

finite saddle
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so the ship is discontinued and they dont build it anymore

tribal pelican
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i expect they would for a defense fleet

tribal pelican
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also in mandalorian its stated that the NR is dismantling old imperial ships before disarming theirs

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also the comparison image I posted was really bad

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ISD 2 length: 1,600m

Starhawk length: 2,400m

proper totem
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Still way smaller than an ISD

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SSD

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So cope!!!!

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If you dont like this show dont watch it

tribal pelican
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if it would fit in a ship like home one, it would fit in a starhawk

proper totem
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What?

vernal quarry
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The New Republic should attach it to a large asteroid and use it to instantly destroy any fleet they want with hyperspace ramming, considering that's somehow been an option this entire time

tribal pelican
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kek

proper totem
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Bb-bbut that's 1 in a million!!!

reef phoenix
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So who is Thrawn?

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Some grand admiral? But what's his importance in this show?

tribal pelican
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this is the problem i pointed out

you'd have to watch rebels for that

proper totem
# reef phoenix Some grand admiral? But what's his importance in this show?

Grand Admiral Thrawn will soon be making his live action Star Wars debut! Here is everything you need to know about his story before watching Ahsoka as seen in Star Wars Rebels, and the books by the character's creator, Timothy Zahn.

This video was created during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors cu...

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I already gave you the channels name for videos to watch brother

reef phoenix
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Oh okay. I haven't been able to look at that yet.

proper totem
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Im surprised they didnt have a recap like kenobi

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Probably didnt want to mix animation and live action

tranquil breach
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Thrawn is more or less Star War's Napoleon. Very gross oversimplification but that's the gist of it.

final moth
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they were made by scrapping regular star destroyers

grizzled schooner
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The Mandalorian and Andor are gonna blow your socks off though

reef phoenix
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Absolutely phenomenal

grizzled schooner
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Did you watch andor?

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and season 3?

high spire
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mando s3 youre gonna be disappointed

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but there's a reason we call it Peakdor

tranquil breach
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Disclaimer: You gotta watch Book of Boba before Mando season 3

proper totem
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Someone finally fucking gets it

grizzled schooner
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A super Star destroyer is 19 kilometers long your Starhawk is 2

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furthermore it’s 2 ISDs glued together functionally

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complaining about nothing right now

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đŸ€“ đŸ€“

proper totem
grizzled schooner
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There’s plenty to complain about with this show without making shit up

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Anyways until we get a Viscount in canon it remains true but I wouldn’t be surprised if some dipfuck book writer decides to canonize the viscount thinking “oh cool! A Mon calamari SSD!!!”

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Not knowing the logistical nightmare he just wrought upon the broke ass canon new republic

final moth
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That massive ship that the Resistance had is the closest thing to a viscount

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The one named after Raddus

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I think

proper totem
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Mc85?

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I think its about the size of a normal mc80

final moth
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I'll double check

grizzled schooner
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Yeah well that comes 30 years after now and even then it’s nowhere near as large as an SSD

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It wouldn’t need a hyperdrive that big

final moth
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Yeah nothing in the NR fleet needs SSD hyperdrives

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Not even starhawks

proper totem
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Yeah rebellion never needed big ass ships

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They always relied on speed

final moth
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MC85 was 3500 metres almost

proper totem
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Ic

final moth
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MC80s were 1500 ish

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At least Home One was

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But still not as big as an SSD

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The Executor is 19k metres

proper totem
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Is this viscount from legends or what

final moth
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Yes

proper totem
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Yeah not good with legends

final moth
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Most of my legends ship/superweapon knowledge comes from Empire at War lol

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goated game

proper totem
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Never tried, looked kinda boring doe ngl

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Or repetitive at least

final moth
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Base game can get old

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Mods are where the fun is

proper totem
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Ic

teal sigil
tranquil breach
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(Leaks related) Does he know? AreYouSerious

grizzled schooner
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what leaks

high spire
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thats not related to any leaks bruh

tribal pelican
proper totem
grizzled schooner
grizzled schooner
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||WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ADDING CANON EVENTS TO STAR WARS||

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this can’t be real

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||if this is real he’s literally saving his OCs for no reason||

tranquil breach
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||It's so embarrassing||

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||How creatively bankrupt do you need to be to cash in on the multiverse trend in your show about AHSOKA||

grizzled schooner
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||what’s the actual difference between Ahsoka surviving and Anakin falling, like seriously, if you can manipulate time and space, what’s actually stopping Ahsoka from preventing everything bad ever||

fierce mesa
proper totem
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Same leaker had correct info for first 2 eps

livid frost
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shit sounds lit tbh

fierce mesa
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Dave is my favorite director with severe brain damage

livid frost
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im all for it

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as long as its entertaining

proper totem
livid frost
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doesnt matter if its in a good way or in a ridiculous way

proper totem
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Depends on how they execute it though

livid frost
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yeah

vernal quarry
reef phoenix
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And no to S3 of Mando either

proper totem
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Good vid

grizzled schooner
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||alright well hopefully this happens instead of the multiversal bullshit||

proper totem
grizzled schooner
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Not the leaks!!

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most of all

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giving Ahsoka a good definitive end I guess, I mean after the rebels debacle

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like

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accepting that she was always kinda a Jedi, like how Luke was

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at least in legends

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idk what the fuck canon Luke is on

grizzled schooner
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an explanation for why she wasn’t at all the pivotal moments in the rebellion would be nice too FinnSmile

proper totem
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True....

grizzled schooner
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Mon Mothma when she remembers she‘s had an extra powerful force user besides Luke hanging around in her back pocket since 2 BBY

proper totem
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Maybe she was

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Maybe

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Uhm

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She couldnt expose her self too much or the empire would have been on her ass

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Im sure the empire would have liked that

grizzled schooner
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Luke when he finds out he could’ve been getting extra training from a non corpse all this time

tribal pelican
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"im no jedi"

ahsoka show advertising:
"warrior, outcast, rebel, jedi"

grizzled schooner
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yeah


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I mean above all else I’d like a well written show even if they don’t take Ahsoka where I’d like her to be

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well she’s alive past rebels which is already where I wouldn’t like her to be but nonetheless

proper totem
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I wish they had this show but with luke instead

grizzled schooner
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because heir to the empire is a story about Luke

proper totem
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Well i guess ahsoka is good for a change

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Luke is ina bunch of shit already

grizzled schooner
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Obviously Luke is but this is simply a task where it doesn’t make sense for Luke to not be at least mentioned or involved in

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Not a task

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a story

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Ahsoka’s just not first pick in a story where two dark Jedi are involved

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after the New Republic has been well established

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after there’s rumors spreading of the great Thrawn returning

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Reuniting the shattered Empire

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To me it just feels like Dave loved the original Thrawn trilogy and wanted to insert his own characters into it

high spire
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exbased....

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you get the idea

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bro has 31 episodes in his "ahsoka explained" series

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jodzamn...

proper totem
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Palpatine refers to Thrawn and Tarkin as "gone" in Star Wars 2020 8, so Thrawn was either assumed dead or so far missing they didn't think there was any point finding him

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@grizzled schooner

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Copy paste

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U get the point doe

stray crane
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when next episode?

proper totem
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Exact same time as the last one lol

stray crane
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when is the next episode

tranquil breach
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9 p.m. I guess

stray crane
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what day

clear jackal
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I'm sure you'll figure it out

proper totem
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Lol

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6pm pt on tuesdays

proper totem
tribal pelican
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kek

tranquil breach
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What

tranquil breach
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Why are people so Adamant that Marrok is someone important

vernal quarry
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Because we're currently short about 2 dozen character cameos in Ahsoka

tranquil breach
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For God's sake it's an inqusitor, he'll be killed off in the dumbest way possible like
Midway into the season

tribal pelican
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its over.

proper totem
tribal pelican
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its over.

proper totem
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Ok

tribal pelican
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supposedly the "best character in star wars" who is apparently super popular cant beat out a show about a literal who from that one movie a few years ago who died

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its over.

proper totem
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Ok?

tribal pelican
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its over.

proper totem
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Please find a hobby

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Baking is pretty cool

vernal quarry
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Or just emoted...like at all

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She has one face as Ahsoka

proper totem
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What you want her to do

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Burst out laughing mid fight

final moth
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I dont get why people complain about rosario not showing enough emotion when we have so many other wise-jedi types who dont show emotion until theyre in some of the most pressuring situations ever like qui gon, mace windu, yoda, etc

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Rosario's ahsoka isnt a kid anymore whos gonna be all moody 24/7

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If theres a situation where she probably should be showing some strong emotion i'll understand the criticism if shes still "wooden" there

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But so far she just hasnt been in those situations

solar yacht
solar yacht
proper totem
solar yacht
tranquil breach
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10 minutes

reef phoenix
tranquil breach
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Isn't it at 6pm pst

high spire
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6pm on tuesdays

reef phoenix
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Tomorrow (Tuesday)

high spire
tranquil breach
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Oh I'm dumb

reef phoenix
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I have a whole day to study up on Ashoka lore.

tranquil breach
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As fuck

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Lmfaoo

toxic stump
proper totem
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this has to be a prank

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What the fuck

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Did they just release the ep 1 day early

toxic stump
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No

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The Twitter person probably forgot it was a day early

proper totem
#

Ah damn

reef phoenix
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I'm pumped.

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I love this show. But please remember it's the first show I've seen since Mando S2 so I've missed a bunch of stuff.

high spire
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purrgils in live action omg

reef phoenix
#

How many episodes is this show? 8?

toxic stump
#

Yes

reef phoenix
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Awe man. It'll be over so soon it feels like.

high spire
#

better than 6

reef phoenix
#

Ty for not pulling a GoT

toxic stump
#

I'm fine with 8

proper totem
#

Worse than 12

reef phoenix
#

There are two types of people.

toxic stump
#

It seems like an all killer no filler type deal at least I'll give it that

reef phoenix
#

I hope Wren is the one to defeat Shin in the end

proper totem
#

Ah btw it was revealed this morning that the scene from the rebels epilogue and the scene from last ep are the same for anyone that had doubts

toxic stump
#

Sourc

reef phoenix
proper totem
#

Star wars

reef phoenix
#

Jk

proper totem
#

Idk just look on sw.com im sleeping now

toxic stump
#

Average Gonk moment

toxic stump
proper totem
solar yacht
solar yacht
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Art forms >>>>

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Subjective đŸ€đŸŒ

tranquil breach
reef phoenix
tribal pelican
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new episode of ahsoka tonight
cant wait to shit on it

reef phoenix
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Why...

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@proper totem [insert god tier response here]

proper totem
#

Pancakes

reef phoenix
tribal pelican
#

we're bidone

finite saddle
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the whole of disney+ is going down the drain lol

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what milking does to a franchise

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it's kind of funny how much money disney has lost recently

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i hope they go bankrupt

glacial current
#

same for marvel

tranquil breach
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Disney makes too much cash

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They will lose money, but not go bankrupt

glacial current
#

Yeah but you are killing a reputation that took decades to build

proper totem
#

Proof that barriss is not marrok

high spire
#

huh

grizzled schooner
#

what?

grizzled schooner
stray crane
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no

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but yeah 100% marrok is gonna end up being someone in an attempt to make a plot twist

proper totem
high spire
proper totem
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Nah i know her cake small

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Was with her last night

stray crane
#

marrok could be a girl i guess

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i wasn't really thinking anything about it until just now

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i mean i'm just so disinterested that i don't really care about any theorycrafting

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maybe when thrawn shows up, the show will pick up speed

vernal quarry
#

The stunt actor for Marrok is a dude. Bariss is very unlikely.

proper totem
#

Yeah must be a male

stray crane
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ah ok

tranquil breach
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Its gonna be...Marrok

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If it's anyone else hanwelp

proper totem
grizzled schooner
proper totem
#

This is a clear reference to Star wars episode VIII: The Last Jedi.

tribal pelican
vernal quarry
#

That Taskmaster doesn't...doesn't exist

proper totem
#

Mcu task master was done dirty

vernal quarry
#

It's the MCU equivalent of Origins: Wolverine's Deadpool

proper totem
#

Oh boy

reef phoenix
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Just a little longer

tranquil breach
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Episode 3 ||Ohhhhh Chopper does not look good as a physical moving prop||

grizzled schooner
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I lied

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It’s kinda funny that Sabine is practicing with a stick after complaining about it the first time she trained with it’s a lightsaber

tranquil breach
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||Scene where Sabine tries to use the force on a cup.
"You win this round"
And then it fucking cuts to a close up of the cup.||

whole tangle
#

||That cup? Snoke.||

grizzled schooner
#

||MON MOTHMA!!!!!||

tranquil breach
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||Ahsoka just put on a space suit to defend the damaged T-6 from the fighters...what the fuck||

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||This better be sick as hell||

grizzled schooner
#

blud shoulda kept the Darksaber that’s New Game+ tier loot

tranquil breach
tribal pelican
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so can we mark down any ||making sabine force sensitive|| bets yet?

high spire
#

ope

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xiono

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star wars resistance reference

tranquil breach
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||They're toying with it||

tribal pelican
#

thats even worse

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just do it so we can get back to posting its over.

toxic stump
#

Ryder Azadi
Jai Kell
Huyang
Mon Mothma
Hamato Xiono

tribal pelican
#

does Jacen count

tranquil breach
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Do Cameos include main characters

high spire
toxic stump
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I'm not counting the ghost crew since that would get me over halfway

tranquil breach
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Hmm

whole tangle
#

ngl the cosmetic contacts for Hera's costume look

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off

toxic stump
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And I'm putting Jacen in that category

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But yeah the rest are fair game

tribal pelican
#

so whats the verdict

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im gonna say 5/10, maybe a 4

high spire
#

for you

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im still watching

tribal pelican
high spire
#

definite dark knight rises reference

tranquil breach
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I just hope that stiff practical Chopper never shows up again MaulScared

whole tangle
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this show shoulda been animated

high spire
#

wait

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bruh

whole tangle
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bro those fighters look like dogshit

high spire
#

im getting bad vibes about sabine being able to use the force

toxic stump
whole tangle
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leanin way too hard into the WW2 aesthetic

high spire
#

they might retcon midichlorians completely

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bruh

grizzled schooner
high spire
#

im actually scared now

grizzled schooner
#

that space walk scene was baller as fuck what the hell

whole tangle
#

at this point they shoulda just put normal-ass TBD Devastators, propellors and all, and called it a day

tribal pelican
toxic stump
#

They probably did live action just to cash in on the whole Mandoverse thing it feels forced almost

dreamy pulsar
#

🙃

tranquil breach
tribal pelican
#

TCW did a better spacewalk

whole tangle
tranquil breach
#

I liked the resemblance to the Belbulab and then I saw the ugly ass intake in the middle

high spire
#

sabine is literally me trying to use the force as a kid

tranquil breach
grizzled schooner
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she better not become force sensitive I don’t wanna do my bet

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gonna have to be speaking Chinese

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or some shit

tranquil breach
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It would be cooler if she weren't

tribal pelican
#

wait was one of my bets on that? I cant remember

toxic stump
#

Learning to adapt to accommodate for it is just better writing than tacking on force sensitivity

whole tangle
#

did they just fuckin kill marrok

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in a starfighter

toxic stump
#

She's a damn Mandalorian

toxic stump
#

He retreats with Shin

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All the other fighters got destroyed

high spire
#

they tryna be the N-1 so hard 😭😭😭

tranquil breach
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The star wars N-1?

high spire
#

yes

grizzled schooner
tranquil breach
toxic stump
tranquil breach
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They're a dollar store Belbulab

high spire
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well shin's is

toxic stump
#

It'd be hilarious and put an end to those dumbass theories

whole tangle
high spire
#

stinky fighters

tribal pelican
#

count dooku on his way to give his apprentices cool ships because he has an infinite credit card

toxic stump
high spire
#

i think the problem with ship turbolasers in star wars is there's no crosshair

grizzled schooner
#

Baylan went to the used starfighter salesman

tribal pelican
toxic stump
#

Well at least we still got the pEak Wing right

high spire
#

memesoon

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was i talking to you

tribal pelican
#

dont care i answered anyway

tranquil breach
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Wait so they were able to get good parts for the Eye of Sion but couldn't get decent starfighters?

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What fighters did Corellia make again

toxic stump
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Too bad the sequels just gave us recycled X Wings

grizzled schooner
#

I mean I’m assuming they cut spending where they could

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strapping 7 SSD hyperdrives together hardly sounds safe either

tranquil breach
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ISD

grizzled schooner
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I thought they stole an SSD hyperdrive last episode

toxic stump
#

I'm pretty sure it's an SSD

grizzled schooner
#

It wouldn’t make sense if the Imperial Remnant force was balling out so

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it makes sense all their shit looks like shit

whole tangle
# tranquil breach What fighters did Corellia make again
Wookieepedia

The S-100 Stinger-class starfighter was a single-seat fighter produced by Corellian Engineering Corporation before, during, and after the Great Sith War of 3997 BBY. Measuring 11.5 meters in...

Wookieepedia

The S-250 Chela-class starfighter was a craft used by the Republic fleet at many battles, including the Battle of Rakata Prime in 3956 BBY. Though a loser in the "Generation Tomorrow Starfighter...

Wookieepedia

The Heavy/Light Attack Fighter 500, commonly known as the HLAF-500 starfighter,was a modified version of Corellian Engineering Corporation's earlier LAF-250 patrol fighter, which the Corellian...

high spire
#

uglyyyyyyyyyyy

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so yeah theyre definitely correllian fighters

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because corellia makes ugly ass ships

tranquil breach
grizzled schooner
#

they’re a practical people

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not like Naboo

high spire
#

stupid ass shin

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just shoot the other wing where ahsoka isn't

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boom ship destroyed

grizzled schooner
#

padawans

tranquil breach
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Why didn't the eye just

grizzled schooner
#

always going for glory

tranquil breach
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Blow up the disabled shuttle

high spire
#

yeah

tranquil breach
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With its turbolasers

high spire
#

cause the turbolasers could only point forward obviously

tranquil breach
#

Is she stupid?

grizzled schooner
#

How the fuck can the eye of sion not see in the middle of the ring

toxic stump
tranquil breach
grizzled schooner
#

seems like a pretty big design flaw

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Poe Dameron solos it easy

tranquil breach
#

Jacen?

grizzled schooner
high spire
#

ya

#

jacen

tranquil breach
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Oh that's cute

#

Actually

grizzled schooner
#

where did he get that

high spire
grizzled schooner
#

actually it’s probably new

tranquil breach
#

Yeah

toxic stump
#

Sabine probably

tranquil breach
#

Kanan was vaporized while wearing his so.

grizzled schooner
#

there’s no way got anything from Kanan’s body considering it fucking exploded

whole tangle
grizzled schooner
#

also his has a slash mark courtesy of Darth Vader

toxic stump
#

Wonder if his hair is dyed because of Sabine as well instead of it being because he's a hybrid

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That's my head canon now I don't care

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Out of all the things that change why is it his hair

tribal pelican
#

sabine is just minmaxing

grizzled schooner
#

based

grizzled schooner
toxic stump
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Yeah that's why I assume he's just like 99% human and his hair is dyed

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The end

grizzled schooner
#

oh yeah Kanan is a full size human and Jacen isn’t

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his armor wouldn’t fit him anyway

high spire
#

clearly

#

you dont own an air fryer

tribal pelican
#

clearly.....my series is mid

high spire
#

memesoon its actually getting annoying

#

shut the fuck up

#

nobody cares that you dont like it

#

just dont fucking watch it

tribal pelican
#

i said mid

toxic stump
#

Discord Users when they learn what the block button is

tribal pelican
#

nah block is cringe

high spire
#

call me cringe then

grizzled schooner
#

block this ratio

tribal pelican
#

but bro....you should be based

high spire
#

1 blocked message

tribal pelican
#

ok

grizzled schooner
#

Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe, kill the part that cringes

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yeah you know what I agree with skele on this one you bitch and moan about Ahsoka constantly

tribal pelican
#

whatever wreck it ralph says near the end of the movie but has based and cringe in it

toxic stump
#

He's mad its not a Ventress show with a Young Phasma cameo

high spire
#

what the fuck

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im listening to the end credits music on spotify

#

and it uses marion's theme from indiana jones

tribal pelican
toxic stump
#

#star-wars message

tribal pelican
#

that doesnt deny what i just said.

toxic stump
#

Ok.

tribal pelican
#

republic? awful
empire? awful
new republic? incompetent

there is only one good faction in star wars

grizzled schooner
#

yeah and it’s the fucking Zann Consortium

tribal pelican
#

uhhhh based????

grizzled schooner
#

also the eternal empire

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even though it did turn out to be a sith puppet they have the coolest fucking force sensitive goon

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inquisitors don’t stand a chance

vernal quarry
vernal quarry
toxic stump
#

I meant the whole hybrid thing

#

They had human twilek hybrids in Clone Wars I wonder why they didn't do that

high spire
#

were suu and cut's kids human-twi hybrids?

#

cause it was confirmed that theyre not cut's

toxic stump
#

They aren't Cuts but they are hybrids

grizzled schooner
#

they really didn’t want to touch clone breeding

#

the hybrids would be born with super soldier genes if they were cut’s

toxic stump
#

And they'd be like

#

1 year old at most

reef phoenix
#

Anyone else think this episode was really short?

#

Is 30 min the regular run time?

grizzled schooner
#

It was shorter than the last two episodes

#

I don’t think this show will have a standard length

#

they did cook up some fairly cool stuff for this one though

fierce trout
#

Ain’t she like


15

dreamy pulsar
#

Looks like Ahsoka might be the pass line for SW live action shows

#

If a show is worse than Ahsoka, absolutely DO NOT WATCH

#

If a show is better than Ahsoka. Watch

#

If it’s on par with Ahsoka, then uh, it’s time to test that level of nostalgia

#

You may or may not get a slightly better experience based on your nostalgia level

#

Nothing bold, but nothing out of ordinary either

stray crane
#

Good ep or what?

#

Have not yet seen it

tribal pelican
#

i'll say its trash but the consensus seems to be mid

#

same level as the first 2 episodes? someone else would have to give input

stray crane
#

Should i even bother then

tribal pelican
#

i guess?

#

i know you didnt like the first 2

stray crane
#

Yeah

#

Alright,ping me please if in the future the show becomes better

uneven trout
tribal pelican
#

guys

that one shoretrooper in andor MUST be starkiller because.....hes played by sam witwer!

proper totem
#

Getting to 10 is gonna be very easy

#

All and all good episode just pretty short

#

New republic not helping is pretty stupid

high spire
tribal pelican
#

i asled for a second opinion to give to him

#

not my problem if you dodnt see that

high spire
#

ok but your opinion is the most biased anyone here has

#

yknow what youre right

tribal pelican
#

im sayong it has the quality of the other episodes

high spire
#

skele when someone has an opinion

pine robin
grizzled schooner
#

Finally, a good crossover

glacial current
#

sabine scene = skip

#

Why do they keep letting politics rules

#

Everytime its a disaster

tribal pelican
glacial current
#

Like just stop giving senators military leadership lmao

glacial current
#

Alright, pointless episode

tribal pelican
#

action was decent but its hard to mess up ships flyong around

glacial current
#

I dont need 15 min chase with no stakes

#

The purrgils were cool

#

but thats pretty much it

#

at least we get some short epic baylan

#

dude hold the charisma of all others characters by himself

tribal pelican
#

i have a theory

the episodes quality is dependent on how much baylan is in it

glacial current
#

agree

#

hope we will have his face off with ahsoka next episode with some great dialogue

#

Its hilarious and tragic that the one of the only good actors of this show is dead

#

I'm gonna watch Rome s1 again

tribal pelican
#

THIRTEEN

glacial current
#

You know , i saw that meme before seeing the show

#

the moment when i realized the scene

#

feel sad man

grizzled schooner
fierce trout
proper totem
tribal pelican
#

kek

grizzled schooner
#

I’m gonna GET you

solar yacht
solar yacht
solar yacht
#

Also that one dick senator is definitely an imperial symp

high spire
#

the lady yes

#

the guy no

fierce trout
#

Just heard that the latest ep has Huyang teaching lightsaber forms in it? Oh god AreYouSerious

#

Do I really want to subject myself to this or could it actually be good

grizzled schooner
#

This may be complete unfounded waffling on my part but I believe most NR Senators were apathetic about the Empire and a good amount (maybe not a majority but 20 to 30 percent) were Imperial sympathizers

#

that’s my personal head canon for why they collapsed so easily

#

all of those senators in the call could very well been Imperials

#

Especially if they’re trying to get the military to not look into the Imperial Remnant searching for Thrawn

#

The New Republic did no meaningful denazification (deimperialification?) of the government which is largely why it sucks

#

the senators are willing parts in that at the very least and sleeper imperials at worst

solar yacht
solar yacht
# grizzled schooner This may be complete unfounded waffling on my part but I believe most NR Senator...

Well this is probably pretty accurate. I feel Hera hints at this notion in her discussion with the senators. She specifically and rhetorically asked the one sus dude, “where were you during the war? Just sitting back and waiting to see who’d come out on top?” If they’re after personal gain and power, it makes sense they would be apathetic about the Empire and be reluctant support any general in a military attempt to quell imperials under the guise of public interest

#

||PM_DookuReading||

high spire
#

xiono was on her left, she was on her right

solar yacht
tribal pelican
#

gets no support because her argument is that thrawn might have returned
could have just said "an SSD hyperdrive was stolen, we need to chase it down"

#

đŸ€”

proper totem
#

True... that was pretty stupid

solar yacht
#

But Thrawn bad and could be alive

. and muh Ezra needs help!

#

Where did they even steal the hyperdrive from anyway

high spire
#

corellia
?

#

they literally showed it in the first episode

tranquil breach
#

They were scrapping star destroyers on Corellia

solar yacht
#

Ah

#

Yeah I don’t remember that shit

#

To me this was the only episode so far with any actual memorable moments or qualities

#

So

#

But thank you for that info I appreciate it

proper totem
#

Dementia

tribal pelican
#

the planet demetia

solar yacht
high spire
#

20 years and bro did not age at ALL

reef phoenix
high spire
#

different between every single person apparently

#

kenobi goes from 50 to 80 in 9 years

#

mon mothma ages 0 years in 20

reef phoenix
#

as if disney gave a shit

high spire
#

and it makes more sense for mon to age more cause as a senator and a member of the rebellion she'd be under a ton of stress

#

whereas kenobi was just chillin on tatooine for as far as we know

lime kayak
#

after the war

lime kayak
proper totem
#

For mon mothma

#

She just found a good skin care product

vernal quarry
tribal pelican
high spire
#

20 in universe

#

the left is andor

#

the right is ahsoka

#

obviously genevieve o’reilly only aged like a year

tribal pelican
#

yeah but compare her to her in RoTS tho

high spire
#

ah good point

lime kayak
grizzled schooner
#

especially one like tatooine

#

but yeah Mon Mothma should look older

#

Obama had gray hair after he was finished being president

proper totem
#

Set after the fall of the Empire, "Ahsoka" follows the former Jedi knight Ahsoka Tano as she investigates an emerging threat to a vulnerable galaxy.

Ahsoka, a Star Wars Original series, streaming now on Disney+.

Disney+ is the only place to stream your favorites from Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars, National Geographic and more. Access it all...

▶ Play video
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So peak

high spire
#

yep

#

yknow what

#

i wouldnt be surprised if leia made a small cameo

vernal quarry
grizzled schooner
#

on god

#

I don’t understand most of the arguments against it not being bad, on a surface level Sabine getting stabbed and surviving isn’t that bad, but her walking it off after what I can only assume is a couple of days at most just makes lightsabers seem like pieces of shit

#

And they keep doing this to someone every Disney show

#

or just product in general I mean

#

Kylo Ren, Reva, the GI

#

Cal Kestis has a pretty ridiculous one too I think from Vader

#

they just need to stop treating lightsaber injuries like flesh wounds

fierce trout
solar yacht
#

She’s just built different

finite saddle
#

the music in ahsoka hasnt rly een that good

proper totem
#

Nah

high spire
#

i agree

#

end credits is good and thats about it

proper totem
#

Bro the score when shin and baylan board the nr ship

tribal pelican
#

maybe the reason why ahsoka feels flat or just unexpressive is because of how her character was created and that she has no real reason to be around?

final moth
#

like theres one pretty good one each episode

#

and the rest are just there

#

not great but not bad either

solar yacht
#

Could also be her direction as well

#

In other words the director(s) to blame

tribal pelican
fierce mesa
#

Where kallus

#

He's the only good rebels character and i don't see him....

tranquil breach
#

Not even Hera and Kanan too? yodahmm

fierce mesa
#

Well kanan is very dead and hera is already in ahsoka

fierce trout
#

True


#

Ahsoka has infected Hera

#

Kallus is the only good rebels character left

vernal quarry
#

Chopper's still good...for now

fierce mesa
#

Chopper should kill ezra

pine robin
#

Sith chopper

#

He chops

vernal quarry
#

This is why we'll never get good Star Wars again

tranquil breach
#

This is satire

#

This implies that this man saw resistance FinnSmile

proper totem
#

Multiple hours of content i will never get back.

reef phoenix
#

Okay...so I saw someone theorize the Inquisitor Ashoka fought is Ezra? It that even possible????

#

Or is that just some crazy grasping at straws theory?

tranquil breach
#

It's people not using their brains

reef phoenix
#

I was about to say...wasn't Ezra also wisped away with Thrawn?

tranquil breach
#

If Marrok is going to be anyone, it's not Ezra

tribal pelican
#

marrok is a ressirrect kanan clearly

reef phoenix
#

They're both in the unknown regions from what I learned from the stuff I was watching

#

Right?

solar yacht
#

Ye

tranquil breach
#

Ezra took the Chimaera with Thrawn on it using the space whales during Rebel's finalie

reef phoenix
tranquil breach
#

It was an ISD

reef phoenix
#

Ah. Thank you!

toxic stump
#

Yeah it's just a dumb theory

#

I doubt Marrok is anybody

tribal pelican
#

its filoni remember

its someone

solar yacht
#

Either way he’s probably fodder

#

He’s taking orders from shin

toxic stump
#

Marrok is an Inquisitor, the villains Filoni created to be fodder for the heroes

solar yacht
#

There we have it. Confirmed by Wolf

toxic stump
#

He's gonna get one shotted by Ahsoka next week probably

solar yacht
#

Can’t wait to see that

pine robin
#

Marrok is Darth Maul!!!!

solar yacht
#

I find it so funny how hard they seemingly try to make Marrok sound and look intimidating but it’s just not the case

grizzled schooner
#

Marrok is memesoon

tranquil breach
reef phoenix
tribal pelican
#

marrok is......glup shitto

reef phoenix
#

It's actually jabba the hutt. He lived and slimmed down.

tribal pelican
#

Marrok will be a ressurrected Kanan because Elsbeth is a witch, and Filoni isnt subtle with his references

reef phoenix
#

Ray Stevenson basically holds this show together.

tribal pelican
#

yea

reef phoenix
#

I specifically watch just for Baylan scenes.

toxic stump
solar yacht
tribal pelican
#

THIRTEEN

tranquil breach
#

Lowkey what if he's not a real inquisitor and is some poser.

boreal galleon
tribal pelican
boreal galleon
#

Imagine if they actually do a good plot twist

tribal pelican
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filoni try not to make sabine even more of a mary sue than she already is challenge (impossible)

tranquil breach
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I better be onto nothing

tribal pelican
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look as soon as that connection in the image was pointed out to me, I thought "yeah, he'd totally do that"

boreal galleon
tribal pelican
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why does she even get jedi training despite not being force sensiti-

oh wait.

boreal galleon
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Then she has just gotten her ass whooped by every being in the galaxy

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And lost to a cup

toxic stump
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Marrok is the cup

tribal pelican
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"yeah bro anyone can be force sensitive"

boreal galleon
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Would have made her much more interesting

tranquil breach
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It would be cooler if she didn't

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She's already so many things

boreal galleon
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A jedi without the force

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But nooooooo

tranquil breach
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Engineer, artists, pilot, Mandolorian warrior

tribal pelican
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watch as some MAJOR asspull is used like "yeah bro remember that one time when she got possessed? force sensitive now bro"

boreal galleon
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Cuz darksaber

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I hope that she doesnt learn the ways of the force

toxic stump
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Midsaber