💬︱general-english

[wicked agate]

I cant cuz i play with friends 😔

[untold vault]

me too

[wicked agate]

Tspmo

[untold vault]

in game one time

[wicked agate]

I cant even use the mic cuz im on mac

[stray vault]

best not to say it in the first place and at all

[untold vault]

TSPMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1402009054758572143/1456872162811056179/Untitled386_20251224092748.png?ex=695bebae&is=695a9a2e&hm=24e79ec56a22b9e0c023266df813677cab8b0b6180b98444925ab5f4a71199c4&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=961&height=721

[stray vault]

what are you trying to say?

[grand rapids]

bars

[stray vault]

@grand rapids did you ignore my question?

[grand rapids]

?

[stray vault]

new years resolution

[grand rapids]

oh I didn’t see it

uhh

[stray vault]

for me: drive more and get used to driving

since i have my license last year

[agile falcon]

Nobody asked me but my resolution is beat Stero madness

and if im lucky

back on track

[grand rapids]

nicee

[wicked agate]

I believe u can do it twin

[stray vault]

been watching canada's worst driver the past few weeks

[wicked agate]

Those funny

I like em

[stray vault]

but also educational

i see the show as if it has the e/i bug on the corner

educational & informational

[stray vault]

bc why would my username be driver if i cant drive in real life

[untold vault]

back

sorry

simp for a modder

[stray vault]

why?

[grand rapids]

he’s just talking to me lol

[stray vault]

oh well

[grand rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[hushed stream]

2nd extreme of the year

[bronze nexus]

When 3rd

[hushed stream]

idk

[stray vault]

what would the 3rd be

[hushed stream]

2 days if the pattern keeps going

[hushed stream]

either i lock in on freedom08 or i learn row

[stray vault]

glhf

[agile falcon]

Bro we did it🥹✌️

[knotty surge]

what is the mod that dogie and zoink did where they switch on and off

[reef fog]

where do i get unbanned

[stray vault]

#📥︱ban-appeals

[sacred pivot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gCRMYdUShBE?si=vPqCt7SQC6Lhsmlj

[torn knot]

#1433470827365531859

[hexed bison]

guys whats the difference between a pixel perfect and a frame perfect?

[thin niche]

hi my name is firee

[hearty lance]

gg! which one was the first one ?

[civic canyon]

Hi guys I need your help

[lucid berry]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[torn knot]

https://tenor.com/view/okbh-shark-park-gif-13046048152012955797

[nimble sapphire]

Yep

[undone arch]

I know this isn’t globed related, but I tried to download just geometry dash on my windows 11 but it just closes right after I open it without showing the game. Can I get some help

[bronze galleon]

Yo is any plans for Globed Voice Chat coming to Android/Mobile?

[onyx iris]

not yet

[bronze galleon]

okay

[hushed stream]

neon guts

[stiff brook]

If I boost will I get anything I game like a name color

[onyx iris]

hhhh

yep

and more

https://tenor.com/view/watanare-koyanagi-kaho-wakaru-shiny-eyes-star-eyes-gif-10658152481904807084

[final vine]

28th hard demon feat @astral gale

[bronze galleon]

What anime is this from

[agile falcon]

Dragon ball Z

[wraith lark]

i cant see my brother in globed how do i fix it plehz tell me

[dawn kernel]

i cant download mods it says some downloads failed

[past cliff]

Hii

You made prism if im not wrong

[thin niche]

yes i made prism and a lot of other mods!

[past cliff]

Oh ok

When is the mow update

[dawn kernel]

i cant download mods it says some downloads failed

[thin niche]

use protonvpn

your internet/firewall is the problem

[exotic pulsar]

has the swap players mod come out yet>

?

[hearty lance]

Not

[hushed stream]

no

[blissful needle]

is lit fuse a good level for my second insane demon

[onyx iris]

yep if you have some certain skills

[blissful needle]

like?

[onyx iris]

sightreading

[supple kindle]

does any1 know why it says "this site cant provide secure connection" when i try and download

[stray vault]

@onyx iris chưa đống những cái trên #1288572924550189156 ?

cũ mà chưa đống…

[blissful needle]

why is sightreading important if i'm gonna be practicing it a alot

[onyx iris]

main core of GD for most of players

[oblique badge]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-bounce-gif-4494413053043569714

[fathom bramble]

Anyone know how to help me?

How do I use voice chat on mobile? It keeps saying I should press "V" but I'm not on kbm

[fervent oyster]

voice chat doesn't exist on mobile

[jade sable]

Make a mod menu that has no bad stuff like bro qol is better

[thin niche]

eclipse menu

[jade sable]

Oh

[thin niche]

i dont really work on prism anymore since i moved most of the stuff to eclipse

prism mostly just receives bug fix updates

[fathom bramble]

On globed?

[jade sable]

YEA

[agile falcon]

Son I’m crine what is this user name😭🙏

[thin niche]

voice chat exists on mobile but you cant speak

since speaking isnt implemented

probably because of the demographic...

[fathom bramble]

Bruh

[jade sable]

It's jump hack is bad

[thin niche]

its a cheat!

[onyx iris]

Hhhh

[molten trench]

So can you hear other players on pc

And where can I give a suggestion

Are you the person who created eclipse

[fervent oyster]

yes

[hearty plume]

Hello

[fervent oyster]

@hearty plume hihihi

[hearty plume]

How are u guys ?

[onyx iris]

All good (but school's schedule, homeworks )
Lunar new year break when

[hearty plume]

Good luck!

[onyx iris]

I'll be full time free again on <t:1770375000:R> 🥲

[fervent oyster]

doing fine

just going through my IT assignments rn

[final vine]

gm

[full bronze]

can you create levels together with globed?

[onyx iris]

Combine it with Editor Collab

[full bronze]

how do i get that?

[onyx iris]

It's on geode btw
But for hosting, yeah I'll cost

[hearty plume]

Good luck 🙏🏻

[onyx iris]

💀

Completed MOS test years ago

[full bronze]

is there a free way

[onyx iris]

Same thing as mega hack (wait for someone or maybe to gift you a license key)

[flint fossil]

I think it’s morning time

School 😩😩😩😩

[blazing sun]

it is

[bright nova]

Globed is unplayable

[crisp aurora]

i have one more day

[bright mural]

when i try and download a mod it says failed to make request to download endpoint failed to connect to server

how do i add people?

[serene ravine]

Does anyone know how to download Geode on iOs

?

[onyx iris]

Go to geode SDK discord server for more instructions

[serene ravine]

Can you give me the invite?

?

@onyx iris

[weary ingot]

Need help with Geode?

Try asking on their Discord:

https://discord.gg/9e43WMKzhp

Or reading their website:

https://geode-sdk.org/

Make sure you are on the correct version of Geode!

This is a common error, so double check you're on the most up-to-date version.

You can opt-out of these messages in #roles

[strange pine]

does anyone know how to fix that i cant hear anyone im not deafened

[waxen rune]

Ye

[naive pier]

anyone wanna collab dm me gp or deco (space themed mostly like kocmoc)

[wide minnow]

whos tryna hop on 2p nine circles

[untold vault]

@hearty plume pls unban me

or any admin

[hearty plume]

#📥︱ban-appeals

[stray vault]

hello there

[hearty plume]

hello

[onyx iris]

Hi guys

[stray vault]

first day back into college

[agile falcon]

Sorry for the random announcement but I will sadly not be returning in avengers doomsday

[onyx iris]

Hmmmmm

[crisp aurora]

click b

[wise lichen]

noo 😢

[oblique badge]

helo

[opal blade]

Yello!

uhhhhhhh

[final vine]

That's almost a color

[opal blade]

I'm having problems with downloading globed

[autumn snow]

whos in school rn

[valid palm]

MY MIC DONT WORK

THE VOICE BAR

NOTHING

I DUNNO HOW TO FIX

[oblique sandal]

i changed my internet and now no one is appearing

[stoic kindle]

does anyone know why do only platformer lvls appear in the levels tab, is this a feature or a bug?

[final vine]

@oblique badge no level advertising please

[oblique badge]

why?

[final vine]

It's stated in the server rules

[oblique badge]

oh shoot sorry

[final vine]

It's fine, just be careful next time

[agile falcon]

Rules are ment to be broken

Trust

[final vine]

If you break them, you get punished accordingly

[strong moon]

Hello

[agile falcon]

You wouldn’t dare ban John Geometry dash themselves

[rotund plover]

360 days because of the name of a private room?

[supple pewter]

N

[dawn yew]

why cant i hear anyone>

[agile falcon]

Glad mods didn’t overreact fr

[flint fossil]

wheres my best bud hg 😔

[rotund plover]

hey man they're just keeping the streets clean

[wild dome]

hi guys, im new. i have a problem. globed is reconnecting in 1 minutes. i have good internet, and i too. but always my globed recconnecting of my internet. help please.

[analog owl]

Yo can someone just DM me please I need something

[stray vault]

@valid jolt nice rate

[glossy burrow]

ello

@bronze nexus wakey wakey

[bronze nexus]

hello

[mellow mulch]

How do I get this to work on mobile

And other mods on mobile

[untold hinge]

You know youre level is good when it becomes the second most popular level on globed😅

[untold hinge]

Ok so why did they pick my 6 month old star-rated level to be the daily😭

[onyx iris]

priotize unknown creators or smth idk
anyways GG here's the role

[untold hinge]

im just confused on HOW you found it

[onyx iris]

secrets :)

[untold hinge]

Well the level better get a goddamn thumbnail now cuz I've tried submitting it for the past 3 months

[grand rapids]

I love tycoons so that’s why I featured it :3

[untold hinge]

Makes sense lmao

It’s crazy that at multiple points I was more popular than future funk and the daily😭

[valid jolt]

i like your pfp

[onyx iris]

I love glungus's gp

best ex pemon for jumper

[untold hinge]

They’re ALL getting the meet the creator achievement🥹

[agile falcon]

Me and Robtop are working so hard right now its not even funny

[undone plover]

[insert "Who Is This?" image]

[fathom fog]

wazzup anyone

goodbye anyone

[soft hazel]

wich is longer Eon or 100682485

[undone plover]

yo that id doesnt work

[hearty plume]

Hello

[onyx iris]

Hi guys

[untold hinge]

guys is it normal to get top level in globed

by 12 players

[undone pivot]

@gentle kite

[leaden bronze]

Hi im new member

[hearty plume]

Welcome !

[final vine]

gm

[hearty plume]

gm

[tepid timber]

yo guys i see those tt videos with a lot of players earapping but i find no servers with like 50 players

where do i find them

theres servers with like 30 players across all leveles

[flint fossil]

Hi gang 🥹

[hearty plume]

hello

[random jay]

mainly on robtpp levels

[flint fossil]

Hi gang how are we

[hearty plume]

fine and u

[onyx iris]

Hhhhhh

[flint fossil]

Yep same here

Disnt go to school today 🫣🫣🫣

[hearty plume]

bad

[flint fossil]

Bad?

Why is ts bad

[hearty plume]

school is good

[flint fossil]

Well yeah I know that

But uh

I’m sick

[hearty plume]

i see

[stone fossil]

how do i verify

[restive crystal]

yall so portuguese

[mild gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-mark-bite-of-87-markiplier-fiber-obtic-cable-core-fiber-obtic-cable-core-gif-13147504426301766353

[humble wyvern]

NOOOO I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW FUCK

[hearty plume]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-i-feel-so-sigma-sigma-cute-awesome-gif-9943691826990571548

[onyx iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312442500903866470/1457752052351631492/attachment.gif

[warped forge]

get out

[upper flax]

who the fuck are you

[warped forge]

human

[jade sable]

Hi

[clear fable]

how can i report ?

[whole dagger]

#1205021391896711168

[clear fable]

then what?

[crystal tree]

Guys

[narrow stag]

why nothing shows up there in levels

[crystal tree]

How do u have proximity chat on globed

Vc

Nvm it because I don't have windows version

[crisp aurora]

OMG I JUST DID CYCLES IMPOSSIBLE TIMING

AND BEAT IT

[final vine]

wow

[sage drum]

oh cmon dude what the hell

ay lets go beat the level but no coins

lwk meh im gonna get better at the game cuz everyones better at me atp man

[onyx iris]

Hhh

[grand rapids]

goooo you got this

[sage drum]

dang it i almost beat blast proccesing 1.5x speed

96% i forgot the pattern NOOO

[keen stratus]

Yoo guys

I just beat cataclysm

It was hard

[sage drum]

damn ggs

[keen stratus]

Thanks

I wish I was globed developer

[frigid spade]

Hi

[stone kayak]

hi

[tawdry turret]

Herro

[crystal anchor]

M<eow

[final vine]

M:3eow

[crystal anchor]

purrs

[final vine]

How you doin?

[surreal arrow]

thanks for the boost!! enjoy your perks :)

[steel vortex]

How can I become a Globed moderator?

[surreal arrow]

you can apply for moderator here ^^

[dawn gyro]

there's 7.5 k players online

that's crazy

[final vine]

I think it'd be easier if you redirected them to the message instead of forwarding it here but I guess this also works

[digital crown]

mods save eu deadlocked man 🙏🏿

[drifting nacelle]

Someone putting Speakers saying f word 😢

I can't ply dedloked

How ban🤔

[steel vortex]

Okay, I submitted the form. How long will it take to get a response?

[drifting nacelle]

@steel vortex I no know

[frigid spade]

[drifting nacelle]

Well every demon should have ts

[stray vault]

reporting people?

[steel vortex]

michigum

[drifting nacelle]

@stray vault tat good idea 💡

[stray vault]

#1205021391896711168

[restive crystal]

https://youtu.be/LqJXDOwxqIA?si=xHmmowBnH-gRDd8h

[versed yacht]

sometimes they forgot to put account id or show it in the video

or just no video proofs

[final vine]

Can you at least stop minimodding in the user reports?

[stray vault]

usually a name is fine

but the id is the reinforcer

[agile falcon]

Son I’m crine

[stray vault]

is this a new gen alpha word?

"crine"

[agile falcon]

Ig bro

Don’t hate on me cause I’m beautiful

[surreal arrow]

fair enough , it’s a bit of a scroll so i thought it would be easier to forward it

[agile falcon]

Guys

It’s me rob top on an alt account

Make me owner of the server

Real RobTop Alt is me🤔

[robust snow]

announced in #📢︱server-announcements

[hushed stream]

no specific time but you'll be notified whenever you get accepted

[hexed bison]

guys how do i know if a click is a frame perfect

[steel vortex]

Okey

[shy grotto]

hi

[gleaming delta]

yo

[steel vortex]

Hola

[dapper talon]

i remember when i was looking for fun wave levels.

ai reccomended me aeturnus and avernus

aeternus*

[final vine]

Fun wave level could be Blindspot by tricipital

[hearty lance]

I would think more of Despacity Circles honestly

[final vine]

Despacito circles

Hmm

[magic socket]

[wraith horizon]

hola soy nuevo

[hushed stream]

honestly that level is very mid

[molten iris]

Jesus lived the life we could not live

Jesus died the death we deserved

Jesus rose again, conquering death

Through faith in Him, we receive forgiveness and eternal life

“For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life.” — John 3:16

[stray vault]

nah, we no interest in religion here

[agile falcon]

Then this server isn’t very accepting

John geometry dash loves Jesus

[stray vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wind grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[waxen rune]

Six paths of pain

[dense hinge]

why does na for me never load because the other servers eu and asia are loading but not na please help

[warm arch]

if anyone wanna join

[lofty pulsar]

is anyponys globed not working guys

[timber schooner]

atp do not let hear ppl talking in globed when u dont have vc 💔🥀

[subtle badger]

my globed just wont boot up for some reason does anyone know why?

[strange prairie]

Na down

[jaunty flint]

theyre not loading for me either so i think na is just down

idk i was in globed vc and this guy was ragebaiting everyone and it was lowkey goofy

[crystal anchor]

Globed

Globed

Globed

Globed

Globed

Globed

[sonic finch]

anyone want to deathlink? eu btw

[thin gull]

whys na so slow 😭

[astral ether]

AHHHHH

[normal holly]

does anyone know how to fix music daely

[astral ether]

DEATH MOON IS GONNA MAKE ME LOS MY MIND

FAHHHH

[eternal yoke]

There's the music offset option in the settings

[lapis pawn]

who the fuck closed my ticket

[tawny finch]

making featured slop

[faint blade]

yo

is there support

i need help

[onyx iris]

#1288572924550189156

[faint blade]

ok ty

[cold urchin]

Guys how do I access the globed community general chat?

[final vine]

You're on it rn

[cold urchin]

Ooohhh

Im restarted 🫩🤞

[final vine]

Nah you're fine

[onyx iris]

https://tenor.com/view/watanare-koyanagi-kaho-wakaru-shiny-eyes-star-eyes-gif-10658152481904807084

[waxen rune]

Time passes slowly

2h to highschool

So

[onyx iris]

Me studying advanced Chinese language rn

🥲

[waxen rune]

Do you live in China? Or Vietnam

[final vine]

I wish I had the time to go back to highschool ngl

[onyx iris]

Vietnam, chinese is my half origin

[waxen rune]

Since I'm new here I don't know what to do people are acting weird.

Changing schools is boring

[final vine]

It's still better than what future awaits

[waxen rune]

Ye

But

The Christmas holidays are over and I haven't done any of the work they assigned.

So I'm Cook

And I start with Maths bro 🥀

[final vine]

Could be worse than that

[waxen rune]

Like what

[final vine]

Having to fix your sleep schedule in no more than 2 nights because you start semestral exams

[waxen rune]

How to speak spanish

[waxen rune]

I'm a failure, it doesn't matter if I study or not.

[final vine]

I'm sure you'll eventually find out what you like and you could dedicate yourself into that

In the end, there's always something of interest of which there are courses, classes or whole degrees about

Usually all it takes to gain interest about something is a little spark

[waxen rune]

I'm good at memory, that's it.

The only interesting thing is nature, but I'm not giving it away.

[final vine]

Biology is a beautiful subject (for the most part)

[waxen rune]

You Live in Spain?

[final vine]

I do yeah

[waxen rune]

What are you doing awake?

[final vine]

I can't sleep, and my sleep schedule has been messed up ever since I started second year of uni

[waxen rune]

I can't sleep because I've been going to bed late all vacation and now I can't.

[final vine]

You can either do an all nighter or go to school on 2 hours of sleep and going to sleep at 10pm or something

[waxen rune]

School starts in two hours.

[final vine]

Seems like the more plausible option is the first one

[waxen rune]

Idk

[final vine]

Imo it's better if you get some rest

[waxen rune]

I would sleep for an hour

[final vine]

Even if it's just a little bit

[waxen rune]

The other one is to prepare myself

[final vine]

The more time you spend here the less time you'll have to rest

[agile falcon]

Top 10 inteligente moments of big 26

[cold urchin]

Fr

[waxen rune]

Nah, I'm used to it.

[agile falcon]

Have you tried reading the terms and service it will make anyone go to sleep

[final vine]

Still, try to put your phone or device aside and have some rest

[waxen rune]

I did that 3 hours ago

I just picked it up

[agile falcon]

oh damn

what keeps you up?

[waxen rune]

I guess I've been thinking about a pigeon wearing slippers.

[agile falcon]

it all makes sense now

[waxen rune]

Ye Bro I'm finished 🥀

[final vine]

I'll probably go to sleep (finally) so gn yall

[waxen rune]

Good luck with your exams

[agile falcon]

I stay up till like 1 in the morning then sleep

and i end up really tired

[untold vault]

hi guys

[final vine]

Thanks, best of luck with your classes

And hope that you can fix your sleep schedule

[waxen rune]

It's 5 AM, bro

[agile falcon]

oh damn

do you get tired during the day?

[waxen rune]

I exist

It doesn't matter what I think; if I don't think about anything, I think I'm a cloud and I'm free.

[agile falcon]

well you definetly sound like a person that lacks a lot of sleep

[waxen rune]

My friend is awake

He just got up

To prepare

🥀

[agile falcon]

💔

[waxen rune]

Yooo

What

My best chance of being able to sleep is to think I'm a cloud

But if I think I'm a cloud, I can't sleep.

[onyx iris]

almost 2 years 💀 oh the time flies

[tame quartz]

@flint fossil

I did it

i pushed through and i finished it

[lucid berry]

@grand rapids

https://tenor.com/view/max-design-pro-jibble-death-gif-6305846757927718142

[timber schooner]

pls bro i have thalassophobia

[sullen hound]

anyone wanna run death link deadlocked

[onyx iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263027056015310912/1392235619039707196/rhsdrhhdr.gif

[candid kettle]

me

[candid kettle]

say that again..?

[sullen hound]

Alr add me my user is GoughGD I’ll tell you the code in a minute

[candid kettle]

alr

vc ?

[sullen hound]

I’m on Mac so I can’t but I can do a dc call

[timber schooner]

i have thalassophobia fear of oceans

[languid grove]

sup

when u come back to a server it gives u the new shi?

[torn nexus]

ig

i still have it after 2 weeks

[hearty lance]

Idk, I really enjoyed the gameplay here too bad the song is far from being my favourite thing

[torn nexus]

bro finally my texture pack is almost ready. Ive been doing it for 20h now

[hearty lance]

So cool

[twin hinge]

yo

my globed just crashed

[agile falcon]

Yo bro me and monkeeaep just boosted were goated

[jade sable]

I made a level Named Slautgherman

So play it and rate it demon

[agile falcon]

does this count as advertising chat

[tawdry vapor]

can some one help me install geode

[merry glacier]

um

is the asia server down

no ms

and no players

nvm HOLY SHIT

60K MS

ON ASIA

[torn nexus]

u install it from google and thats pretty much it

[final vine]

gm

[merry glacier]

https://geode-sdk.org/

[hearty plume]

Holi

[onyx iris]

🤑 😋

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387261135576633554/1458416660519059687/Screenshot_2026-01-07-17-00-06-654_com.android.chrome.jpg?ex=695f8fdb&is=695e3e5b&hm=843471f518f772162014d9cf66c9463703e7b4410daa0808e7a99dcc3768a58f&

Ranked by a difficulty jumper
(Screenshots taken from Peony's zodiac showcase)

[gritty bane]

hello

Anyone know and bots for iOS meduim compatibility?

[delicate helm]

Hi

[delicate helm]

[final vine]

Calzone?

[hearty plume]

Yeah

[final vine]

Nice

[bronze nexus]

Wat that

[hearty plume]

Calzone, it's a Pizza basically

[final vine]

But folded in half

[bronze nexus]

Bur why not just get a pizza

[hearty plume]

Because I like Calzone

[bronze nexus]

But yiu could have gotten 15 pizzas

[hearty plume]

Why 15 ?

[humble wyvern]

geode-sdk.org

[bronze nexus]

cuz why not?

[hearty plume]

Idk i was not that hungry

[proven turtle]

i reported a couple people

hope i help

[slate mason]

why no one in vc bro

[bronze nexus]

Just put in fridge bro

[astral gale]

https://medal.tv/games/geometry-dash/clips/lRsWCb258DXmPhLyw?invite=cr-MSxIMnUsMjQ0NjczMDQ2&v=180

[hearty plume]

True

[merry glacier]

GLOBED IS DOWN

😭

cloud flare bad gateaway

[lilac kestrel]

NOOOOOO

[torn nexus]

yeah

[safe sundial]

yo why is globed down

[merry glacier]

yuh

You
Browser Working
Singapore
Cloudflare Working
main.globed.dev
Host Error

[lilac kestrel]

i have to hear deadlocked kids 😭

[ruby fulcrum]

Is globed down?

[merry glacier]

yuh

[ruby fulcrum]

oh ok

[lilac kestrel]

life wiithout globed is nothing

[ruby fulcrum]

lol

[merry glacier]

the cloudflare got bad gateway

this is unbelievable

[ruby fulcrum]

I was doing bloodbath is dead

on globed and this kinda ruined it

damn

[unborn cargo]

i cant play globed i has error 502

[merry glacier]

https://main.globed.dev/

look 👀

[ancient sapphire]

Whats happened with globed

[merry glacier]

https://main.globed.dev/

that

i guess

[unborn cargo]

what does it mean

[merry glacier]

cloudflare manages the globed servers

[frigid haven]

@merry glacier

[plucky siren]

its down

[merry glacier]

yuh

[ancient sapphire]

"Bad Gateway"

[merry glacier]

is this cloudflares fault orr

let me check downdetector

nvm

no

[sage horizon]

Goljj

[merry glacier]

the servers are fine

just

globed

thats down

[ancient sapphire]

No longer n-words ig

[merry glacier]

do i ping dank meme

the owner

[ruby fulcrum]

BLOODBATH 279%

FUCK

[junior kiln]

279%?

[merry glacier]

u tryna beat it thrice?

[ruby fulcrum]

yea

I have like 20 completions by now i think

[plucky siren]

oh no globed is down

[junior kiln]

WTH 279? U can’t get 279

[ruby fulcrum]

100% 2 times in a row

[merry glacier]

beatinf a level again adds another 100%

[ruby fulcrum]

and 79% after

[merry glacier]

if you die during the rebeating

it resets to 0% again

genius!

[junior kiln]

Yooo that’s cool

[ruby fulcrum]

It's my 2nd hardest btw

[merry glacier]

life without globed

[junior kiln]

Damn

[merry glacier]

is war

i cannot believe this

[junior kiln]

My % in bloodbath is 32

[final vine]

It's not that deep

[barren lion]

I was playing how to platformer with a random user and globed went down lol

[junior kiln]

I’m not that good

[merry glacier]

fair point

[barren lion]

couldnt even friend

[tepid timber]

code 502?

[ruby fulcrum]

It's never that deep

[barren lion]

i guess, the players just froze and thought about joining the server to see if I was the only one

[alpine turret]

is anyone else getting code 502?

[tepid timber]

yea

[humble harness]

yes

globed is down probably

[alpine turret]

nothing in support

[keen zodiac]

i thought i was the only one without a connection

[alpine turret]

no globed is down i think

check https://main.globed.dev

[humble harness]

it is

[raw quail]

duh at least i am not the only one

[vapid rampart]

how long until its back up?

[raw quail]

idk tbh

[alpine turret]

its back!

[warm moth]

GLOBED IS BACK

[alpine turret]

yeah

[humble harness]

cool

[jaunty pawn]

its back up

[alpine turret]

yeah

[barren lion]

hello aqua brother

[alpine turret]

i said it here

[barren lion]

2/10 ragebait

[keen zodiac]

greetings

it actually came back up

[cosmic saffron]

Hi

[earnest light]

🤯/10 ragebaitbait

[barren lion]

kurt cobain ahh emoji

does anyone know if its possible to reconnect to servers without going back to the menu?

[merry glacier]

globed is back

ok

[plucky siren]

yay

i can play globed

[glossy burrow]

Meow

[glossy burrow]

Hiii not perfect! Hry?

[earnest light]

Im good

[glossy burrow]

Thats good

[rare silo]

Hi

[glossy burrow]

@bronze nexus wakey wakey, get ready for school

[rare silo]

Hi

[glossy burrow]

Hello

[bronze nexus]

no

[glossy burrow]

Please

I beg of you....

[rare silo]

I wanted to join a Spanish community but by mistake I joined an English one and I speak Spanish 😭😭😭

[glossy burrow]

You can still join the Spanish one

[rare silo]

And how do I join the Spanish globed?

[rare silo]

I don't think I have any.

[potent niche]

yall had error 502 right

[hearty plume]

Servers were restarting

Should be ok now

[potent niche]

hmmm okay

[wicked shore]

why cant i play globed tower with my friend

[safe sundial]

what happends when u try

[faint blade]

yo chat

[storm prism]

how do i enable voice chat so i can talk

Help globed Plz speed i need this

[storm prism]

Ok

[crystal anchor]

https://fixupx.com/Empernaduh/status/2008580112653185481

Empppppp (@Empernaduh)

107 atts and fluke from 3% wat

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ppl be shittalking platformer while playing stuff like this

[final vine]

the third variant ahh map

[scenic schooner]

i want to play deathlink with a friend how do i add levels to a priv room

[shy grotto]

hi

[wise lichen]

no

[shut iron]

I hate platformer and I hate normal gd

Checkmate liberal

[wise lichen]

platformer is kinda ass 👀

[wise lichen]

L zari

[shut iron]

Tf did zari do

[exotic kayak]

w>

[final vine]

almost like sarY

[fallow falcon]

someome wanna play a 2p level on globed

[shut iron]

Hell no

[fallow falcon]

imm bored

all my friends are offline

[wise lichen]

go outside son

[exotic kayak]

[languid grove]

Still want to?

[shy grotto]

hi

[normal inlet]

why tf did the english channel rendomly disappear for me

[flint fossil]

Wsp guys been awhile

I think

[final vine]

think again

[hearty lance]

no

[final vine]

maybe

[flint fossil]

Uh

Wanna fight cuz?

[safe vine]

first ever ios 13 globed player ❤️

[torn nexus]

how old is ios 13

[safe vine]

uhh

released in 2019 i think

[torn nexus]

damn its pretty old

is there now like ios 25

[safe vine]

ios 26

[torn nexus]

oh

[safe vine]

ios 19 internally

[torn nexus]

k

yo anyone online

[woven viper]

samuel is here bois

[torn nexus]

ok

[woven viper]

who got sum food

[final vine]

Ts pmo

[white dock]

Dot

[midnight garden]

beat thinking space ii after so many attempts -

yay]

[wanton token]

This my first Time in a Gay server

[hearty plume]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-i-feel-so-sigma-sigma-cute-awesome-gif-9943691826990571548

welcome ig

[wanton token]

Did I say am uhh

Sorry I am stuttering

Am gay? 🥀

Am new to gd btw. Wanna know when I bought full ver?

[hearty plume]

when ?

[wanton token]

31.12.2025

"But you could've been the First person to make a GD ACCOUNT on new yea- SHUT THE F- Anyways :)😅

I got hooked to GD ngl.

[hearty plume]

that's nice :3

gd is a great game

[wanton token]

My hardest lvl is

Electrodynamix and uhh lightning road

Heres some footage of electro- Oh wait you cant post gifs and sh

[hearty plume]

for a new player ur doing great ngl

[wanton token]

Gimme gif allowance or whatever asks politely

If I could show you a ss of my account I would but I dont think I can.

[hearty plume]

you need lvl 2 to post pic in media

[wanton token]

Whats lvl 2? Supporter?

I have to waste Money on the Internet as a Minor?

Hehe bullsh#t!

[hearty plume]

no TwT

Level is when you talk you gain some exp

and you can level up

i am lvl 17

[wanton token]

H- How?

[hearty plume]

when u send some message

[wanton token]

Theres gotta be a Way to level up in a social media app 🤔

[flint fossil]

Are you stuttering over text rn dawg

[wanton token]

I always type uhh in the middle of the Sentence when I cant think of any reponse

[hearty plume]

it's been 1y since you are on Discord and you didn't saw any leveling system ? kinda impressive ngl

[flint fossil]

No here

[wanton token]

IDK

Matter of Fact you made me Mad.

[flint fossil]

Huh

I didn’t mean to

I was just gonna ask why you did that

[wanton token]

Still. Why even talk about it?

[flint fossil]

No judgement man 😭

[flint fossil]

Cause I-i want know why

[wanton token]

There's no need to know. Its... ITS ROLEPLAY SHUT UP NOW

Roleplaying purposes

[flint fossil]

OK BRO MY BAD

I’ll j-join you…ahh

[wanton token]

Discord is Fun ngl.

[flint fossil]

blushes

[flint fossil]

Frrr

[hearty plume]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[flint fossil]

Was that to cringy?

[wanton token]

🤨

[flint fossil]

I just wanted to play along 😞

[hearty plume]

yeah baka

[wanton token]

Ngl I learned the Basics of uhhh Level creating

[oak root]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-forgot-to-stop-games-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-season-2-player-456-lee-jung-jae-gif-14017613721148069097

[flint fossil]

Sorry I won’t do it again…

[wanton token]

I made a Level 🙂 It got 68 downloads and 11 likes

[flint fossil]

And I’m not bak

Whatever that means

Idk what baka means

[wanton token]

Its something Japanese

[flint fossil]

Oh

[wanton token]

Its like.. C#nt but in a japanese sort of way

[flint fossil]

I know nothing about japan

[flint fossil]

Oh 😭

[wanton token]

Well not really I made that up.

Its a light harassment

[flint fossil]

HEY HLOBED CUTE ADMIN

That’s not funny bru

[wanton token]

I think that was kinda Racist so I deleted it 🙂

Do you guys also have Trash Logs?

[flint fossil]

I didn’t even get to read it in time lol

[wanton token]

Like.. Deleted message logs for admins

[jagged crater]

your weird as shit

[wanton token]

Uhm

[flint fossil]

Oh and here comes this one

[wanton token]

Are you a Male?

Wren is you Male?

[flint fossil]

Who knows

But I’d like to say they are a girl

[wanton token]

Let him answer.

[flint fossil]

Yk

For my sake

Oh

It says her in her bio

[wanton token]

Its Im her?

[flint fossil]

Yo are we doing this or nah

[wanton token]

Whats that.

Is it that she's a Girl?

[flint fossil]

I DONT KNKA

[jagged crater]

Yeh?

[jagged crater]

u do

vc

[flint fossil]

Oh you right

Mb

[wanton token]

Girl you have a Anime Girl pfp I dont you should be talking.@jagged crater

It makes you look like a Shy person

Like a Person with Social anxiety

[flint fossil]

It’s a Genshin impact pfp actually

[wanton token]

SO IS GENSHIN NOT A ANIME? ITS A ANIME GAME SAME SAME

[flint fossil]

AHE WOAH MB

[jagged crater]

About what?

i wasnt talking to you

[flint fossil]

Wrench

[wanton token]

Am defending him for Fun.

[flint fossil]

Now now

[jagged crater]

STOP CALLING ME THAT

U AND THAT OTHER GUY

OMG

[flint fossil]

LMO

[wanton token]

Wrench? Wait that sounds Good

Wren wren VROOMM VROOMM

Engine sound

[flint fossil]

Like who gave birth and said “let’s name her Wrenn 😊😊

[wanton token]

If only I could post Gifs 🤣

[flint fossil]

😭🥀🥀

[hearty plume]

:3

[wanton token]

You're telling me I cant post Emojis? Like the normal laughing emojis?

The ones that are like: 😂🤣

[flint fossil]

Anyways Wsp 🙏🙏

[hearty plume]

Hello

[flint fossil]

No youbdef can

[flint fossil]

How are you

Also what does baka mean

[wanton token]

Sussy baka.

Ykw. Lets just say

Baka is a light harassment of the word B##ch but in Japanese style

[hushed stream]

what am i reading

[flint fossil]

Heh…

Thank you Globed cute admin

[wanton token]

Whats that Bio.

[granite fern]

guys how do i know if im talking in voice chat

?

[flint fossil]

You like to attack peoples pfps and bios don’t you 😭

[wanton token]

BRO I DO THAT EVERYTIME

New person that I haven't seen in this Server yet starts typing?

Immediatly I rush to check Bio.

[hearty plume]

Im fine and u

[flint fossil]

I miss my home girl

But I have a new best bud now

[hearty plume]

Noo

[flint fossil]

Came back from school I’m tired as shi

[hushed stream]

what about it

[granite fern]

someoneee help????

[flint fossil]

WHT DOES IT MEAN

[hearty plume]

Baka is dumb in Japanese

[flint fossil]

At least you didn’t do it to mine

[wanton token]

Kinda confuses Me. It says your a Tra- Tran- Transformer- Trans? And you're in the top 3 cut- cute list whats that?

[flint fossil]

I’m not dumb 😞

I’m just averagely smart

[hearty plume]

Eepy is top 3 cute list cuz i am top 1

[flint fossil]

What is that

I was gonna ask what the freak that is

[near cedar]

I'm probably like 11

[wanton token]

Eleven what?

[frigid haven]

@wanton token

[near cedar]

Bonus points for bunchpop

[granite fern]

please someone help meeeeee

pls

[wanton token]

My clanka Hard Hood gangstar shockwave dap

[hearty plume]

Press V

[flint fossil]

REAL MADRID?

[wanton token]

HALA MADRID!!!

[flint fossil]

Nah dawg

YOU ON THE WRONG AIDE

[granite fern]

but does it show up that im talking?

[wanton token]

NAH YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE

[hearty plume]

If I remember correctly yes

[flint fossil]

Actually I haven’t checked up on barcelona in a while

Are the good?

[granite fern]

it doesnt for me

[wanton token]

Uhm. Sadly top 1

[flint fossil]

LESS GOOOOO

[wanton token]

Just wait

[hearty plume]

Idk then maybe it doesnt show up

[granite fern]

but how do i know if im talking then

[wanton token]

Admin give me Gif or picture advice

[hearty plume]

Level up

[jagged crater]

most helpful mod in the server btw

[hearty plume]

I have never used the voice chat

[wanton token]

They force Me to be a No - Life 😒

[flint fossil]

Globed cute admin is very helpful

[hearty plume]

Yeah sorry

[flint fossil]

And apparently cute

[hearty plume]

Thank you

[flint fossil]

Which I have no idea what that list means

[wanton token]

Pronouns?

[flint fossil]

It says it in the bio man

[wanton token]

Oh ok.

[hearty plume]

She/Her

[wanton token]

Being Trans is useless tho

Why is it a Normal pronouns

[hearty plume]

Wdym ?

I mean I am just a girl so i use girl pronouns

[near cedar]

[wanton token]

Why dont you use the Ga- I mean "trans Pronouns?"

[flint fossil]

What are trans pronouns

[hearty plume]

Because there is no trans pronouns

[near cedar]

Oh like FtM vice versa
Not exactly a pronoun

[flint fossil]

Do trans pronouns exist

[wanton token]

HOW come that one admin named eeeeeee

Have she they in her bio?

So you'r not forced to have Trans pronouns?

[flint fossil]

Why would you be forced 😞😞

😭😭

[wanton token]

Is it ok to be Homophobic?

[flint fossil]

Uhh

[hearty plume]

Pronouns are just how you feel

[flint fossil]

Maybe not in this server

[wanton token]

Is it ok if I am homophobic but I dont harass you?

[hearty plume]

No.

I mean

Idk

[wanton token]

Yes.

Lets go! Lemme put it in my Bio!

[jagged crater]

be as homophobic as you want

[hearty plume]

You can harrass me idc I was born on the dark side of Twitter so you can't hurt me with words

[wanton token]

Lets go! Changed it 🙂

[flint fossil]

No you were born from your mothers womb

[hearty plume]

Free ban for me :)

[hushed stream]

gg

i was going to

[flint fossil]

☠️☠️☠️

[flint fossil]

Ban her too then

Plssss

[hearty plume]

She didn't do anything bad TwT

[flint fossil]

She said be as homophobic as you want

She’s tryna instigate

[hushed stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013636347019411506/1366388469064273930/togif.gif

[jagged crater]

yea i am sorry guys🫣🫣🫥

[hearty plume]

This user was probably underage too

[flint fossil]

Oh 100% you can tel

Well I am too for like 2 more months

But whatever

[jagged crater]

ewwww uncs

server full of old ppl wtv

[flint fossil]

Hop on globed

[hearty plume]

Im 20yo

[stray vault]

hey

[jagged crater]

Thats a death sentence

[stray vault]

turning 19 in 3 months

[jagged crater]

14

[flint fossil]

18 in 2 months

[flint fossil]

I know 👍

[flint fossil]

Born yesterday

[jagged crater]

No i was born 14 years ago

[alpine reef]

guess who THE FUCK is back

Mr erection

Mr free mute

[hearty lance]

i was born 42 years ago

[jagged crater]

woah…

do you have kids?

thats a lot og years

are your kids older then me

[hearty lance]

nah just reverse the digits and subtract 4 and you get my age lol

[jagged crater]

OH

[hearty lance]

i couldn't have a GD career and handle kids simultaneously

[jagged crater]

bruuu why did you even say you were 42

i kinda believed it

i met so many weird people above the age of 30