Eurovision 2022 Watch Party

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First

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Omg cool

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Godday

So

Where do we think Ireland are gonna come this year

I would like Sweden to win

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shut up the UK auto qualifier

i hope sweden comes last

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rude

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Sorry, but Spain is winning this year

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Sweden is really good

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France is winning (no it is not) but the group is singing in a traditional Celtic language and i’m not going to shut up about it

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too good for my liking

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I liked Croatia the most tho but they aren't even in the final...

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i'm curious to see if ukraine will win

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UK are predicted to get 2nd ish but we'll be lucky to get 3rd last KEKW

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They represent LA BRETAGNE youhou

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i'd be surprised if they didn't

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I kinda hope they don't

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but also it'd be nice for the best country/song to win

rather than "here have a eurovision win to make you feel better about your war :)"

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If they win out of sympathy it's not really nice for anyone

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Have fun!! Greece or sweden ftw

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If Ukraine wins is for its situation

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russia aren't allowed to compete this year are they?

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@flat cipher is this being live streamed on their yt?

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no russia isnt competing

cause i can't see a stream

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There is absolutely no way we’ll make it out of the bottom 10 😂😂😂

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https://youtu.be/VhyLh5sGRRI

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graham norton complaining about how long this performance is 😂

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Geolocked for us

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ahhh

cause i couldn't see that anywhere

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😂😂

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If not go to svtplay.se

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i love graham but i reckon Rylan Clarke would be pretty good at hosting

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no 😂

graham is the best eurovision host

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“It’s a medley”

😂😂😂

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rylan did the semi final

"it's a whole album"

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Graham Norton is the best presenter

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Omg you guys are watching too

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"i'm scared to say anything..she'll start again"

😂

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Where are you all from if i may ask?

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😂😂😂😂

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northern ireland

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Belgium

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did he?! I saw him doing the eurovision a-z earlier

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UK

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yeah he co-hosted the semi final with scott mills

but graham is so snarky and i love it

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if you want me to be specific. England

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France. And France is represented by a traditional Breton celtique group. They represent the region of France I come from (La Bretagne)

And they sing in Breton

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Never wagched it live

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Not in French

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Spain

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If UK won would Graham be the host?

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probably

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probs lol

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That would be fun

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they'd probably get him and rylan

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Oh thats cool! I‘m from Germany and we sent shit as always 🤩🤩🤩

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and scott mills

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i hope so

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Graham comes across more in support of the UK than Ireland these days

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I loved your song last year it was so funny

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well he is hosting for the BBC

😂

so he has to support the UK

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Oh god that was a (nother)deep moment in german history

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but even when he's not ahaha

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But this years is way better imo

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maybe because ireland can't qualify

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i tried to assume who'd give the uk point based on politics, and it wasn't the case lol

we were just shit last year

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yeah the UK song last year was very meh

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and here's the UK puppet state / that country that may as well be in Europe...

Australia

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The day where Australia becomes European

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australia's act is a really good singer but the song isn't very good

he got a huge cheer

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are the orders known

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They are so many flags from Brittany in the public i’m not surprised

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yeah someone posted it in olivia

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danish posted it

lemme repost here

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hello there

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haven't heard of mika since like 2009

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Oh Mika’s here

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what a shame

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I saw him in concert

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australia XD

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he performed at coachella a few weeks ago

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nice coat by laura

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he performed at the second semi final but i didn't know the songs he sang 😂

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distracting af ngl

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i think he's saving his popular songs for tonight

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he didn't sing his own songs

it was a sting song and another old song

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yeah no wonder i didn't know them

tonight should be his songs then

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I hope so

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Have any of you ever voted for a country?

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nah

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no

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Chloe tried to trick me to vote for Ireland the other day

😂😂😂

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it almost worked too

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These hosts have 0 chemistry

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tbh no eurovision hosts ever do

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True

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they're always so awkward

her jacket is too glittery

take it off

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I voted for Iceland last year

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iceland were robbed

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So true

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I’m gonna download the app to vote for Sweden

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No but I might tonight

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she trying to out do taylor's mirrorball one ahaha

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they'd have won in 2020 if it hadn't been cancelled

user it's not free on the app

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Is voting free?

Aw

Well that sucks

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TF

lol

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A French group which represents Brittany deserves all my support

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it redirects you to call to vote which costs money

i think i remember seeing this one

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Bruh

That sucks

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bruhhhhhhhhhh

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😂😂

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Shake it off

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idk why they don't let you have free votes

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Where exactly does the money go

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seems a bit dumb

why not make me watch an ad to get the free vote 😂

i'd do it

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ok that i would do

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you gotta pay to vote??

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that money should probably get sent to ukraine this year

don't know where it goes though

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smart idea tbh

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i'm guessing to just generally running the eurovision

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yuh

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Yuh yuh yuh

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Ok Czech Republic is not great

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they're not bad

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I love the guy vibing

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This sounds like a British song

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Guys

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And the lights

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Where are you now

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to the european broadcasting union i assume

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disco vibes

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europop

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when you think about it, the uk is probably the most european country going

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almost said europoo then 💀

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wait is this the guy with the guitar

or maybe not

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😂

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i already know italy's beautful ngl

dont need reminders

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good morning i am up at 5am just for eurovision even though i slept at 2:30am

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Italy might have the host bad luck this year

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graham just called this "the first example of the great italian shirt shortage"

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invaded by romans, invaded by saxons, invaded by vikings, invaded by normans, the monarchy is pretty much german. And the UK say they're not really European

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lmaooo gm

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Are they lip syncing

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Looks like it

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didn't think you were allowed to

oh wow

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they probably gonna get our votes

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risky dance moves

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Which monarchy in Europe isn't German?

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It really looks like they are

Have you heard estonias song

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which one is estonia's

sad times that latvia's song didn't get through

it's been stuck in my head all day

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THISS

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we need sunstroke project to make a return for moldova

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Did Latvia qualify?

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i'm still surprised that song was allowed in eurovision

nope

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i also quite liked croatia's. sad they didn't get through either

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Their song had an interesting lyric

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yeah hahaha

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My favorite

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“Instead of meat”

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i eat veggies and

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i eat

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hello

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🐱

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i return for eurovision

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Hello

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hello

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Hi eilidh

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holo

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omg kath who do you want to win

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are any of you guys in any of the competing countries?

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unfortunately

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I'm not sure

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yes

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i hated the first one

czechs

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yes

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who was before portugal

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I fell asleep and just started watching

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romania

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there was one in semi final 2 that i liked but i have no idea what the country was called or if they qualified

but they had a really wacky performance

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i like this one

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feel like the country began with a 'M'

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moldova?

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moldova?

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did they qualify

was theirs a wacky kinda thing?

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kinda sad ireland didn’t make it

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i had high hopes for ireland

i liked the song

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jedward ate so hard that ireland has never seen a eurovision since

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jedward posted this tiktok earlier

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didn't jedward compete for ireland once

lol

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLcSGu1r/?k=1

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that answers that

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they competed twice for ireland

they put in the comments jedward for eurovision 2023

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i know they’re serious about it

they are desperate

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thoughts on portugal? i think the song's nice

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if they get a catchy song like Lipstick then they would qualify

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Not a winner for me

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because they're the thing eurovision loves

nice song but that performance will be forgotten

it's hard when you're an early act and have a slow/low-key performance

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trueee

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I’m so hype for France I hope they make it the top 3

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i’m excited for italy! i liked mahmood in 2019

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you can see how much his hand is shaking by the balloon

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it was amazing

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What in the pennywise

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this is very 2000s pop punk

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the yellow string guitar looks cool tho

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https://tenor.com/view/pennywise-evil-smlie-it-movie-killer-clown-scary-gif-10075979

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LOL

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ok so far finland is my favorite

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why do finland always put in a rock band

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i think they have a big rock scene

[midnight anvil]

sometimes it's metal

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those balloons are giving camp rock the final jam

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same

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yeah this has been my favourite so far too

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I like this one too

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This guy kinda looks like Taylor’s old guitarist

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grant?

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Yeah

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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it's the hair

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Nice to see Grant is doing well

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yeah i think that'll do well

after getting sacked

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can wait to see greece and croatia give their 12 points to each other 😍

fave part of the night

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Sweden when

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croatia isn't in the finals tho 😦

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I’m only rooting for Sweden because the singer is mym’s cousin 😂

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NO

WHAT

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Have a friend whos fan

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lmao fr

[midnight anvil]

But the netherlands and belgium will probably give eachother 12 points

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That's pretty cool

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And the only points germany will receive are from germany jr aka austria again 😍

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swiss guy has a good voice but a meh song

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he's loving those hand gestures

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Is this in English?

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haha yes

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yes

[dire geyser]

i think so

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I have no idea what they’re saying

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bruh i can understand everything he's singing 😂

[dire geyser]

the song's name is in english

[midnight anvil]

he's singing boys do cry

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Ohhh

[midnight anvil]

and something about mountains and rivers

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mountains they crumble

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mountainous english

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and rivers they run dry

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Chloe join vc and sing the song

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God only knows why, every place fold down form the sky. Moutains they crumble, and rivers they run dry

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R/tsvision

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MIKA

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oh yeah i forgot that the UK's act last year is john newman's brother

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LOL

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

😂😂😂

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james newman

how did mika end up in italy

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YES FRANCE I’m so hype !!!!!!

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i know he does the voice italy

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bruh

[midnight anvil]

I think it's so sad that they aren't speaking Italian

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they never do

it's always english

with a few words in the host language

[midnight anvil]

yeah that's sad

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i suppose it just makes sense to host it in one language each year for consistency

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They sing in Breton, and not in French and that’s great. They have a strong Celtic identity

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UK should submit a song all in Scottish

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oh wow was not expecting this

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agreed

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I know some Breton in fact

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this is pretty cool

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I feel like I’m at a ritual

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a celtic ritual

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yeah this one's looking strong

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how did france go from a sad ballad last year to this

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YES I LOVE THEM

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this is pretty cool

[vagrant moss]

Ohh I loved the french lady last year

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me too

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woop woop woop woop

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In Brittany we have what we call fetz noz, and we dance on those traditional songs

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lalalalalala

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lalalalallelollallalalalalo

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Noz is for night and Fetz is for dance in Breton

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idk what they’re saying but it’s a vibe

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They are talking about a girls in the wood

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LOL

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It is inspired by Breton rituals

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graham said that would be followed by a human sacrifice

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LMFAO

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Um

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I learned French for 9 years and then they decide to sing in Breton tsss

[coral monolith]

i didn't even know what sam ryder looked like

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i've seen him pop up a bit

i watched his performance earlier

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My flex is that I know Breton

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give that wolf a banana

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this one is so slay

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what does the fox say vibes

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i lowkey love it i’m not even gonna lie

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it’s sigrid and aurora

[coral monolith]

he sounds like someone else unless the other person i'm thinking of is actually sam

[robust vale]

it’s camp

pls not aurora

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Go keith and jim

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sam has long hair

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Is Sam that person from TikTok

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yeah

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LMFAO REALLY?

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yep

[coral monolith]

the wolves

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The rich mum thing?

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huh?

idk about that

i just know he started out posting covers on tiktok

[coral monolith]

norwayyyyy

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bruh

[robust vale]

banan

[coral monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/snack-bananas-monkeys-cats-gif-21055918

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This is so funny but still really good. I love it

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What on about this chloe

Thought it was them 😂😂😂

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bruh

no 😭

[coral monolith]

could see detective olivia benson doing that

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😂😂😂😂😂

🐺 🍌

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This gives me what does the fox say flashbacks

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lmao the crowd

[obtuse path]

Future of music right here

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They did so good 🥲

Proud of my bois

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This is giving mumford and sons

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yess!

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bit boring

for eurovision anyway

[coral monolith]

very folk

[robust vale]

it was okay

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it's an ok song otherwise

[robust vale]

not very exciting

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just not very eurovision-y

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Grammy bate

[robust vale]

i need camp

[coral monolith]

good song but not eurovision, yeah

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What’s you favourite so far

[coral monolith]

norway

[robust vale]

i always forget theres a theme

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France probably

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i liked finland

[ashen bone]

there have been lowkey eurovision winners before

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i think that was far too lowkey

[coral monolith]

germany last year made me laugh

[robust vale]

i like portugal

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can't remember portugal

[coral monolith]

this acting

[ashen bone]

portugal was nice

[main finch]

Why is Mika awkward right now

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probably nervous

[obtuse path]

She took her sparkly jacket off

[spark sail]

good

it was going to give me a headache

[vagrant moss]

Me rn 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Vibing up,and down

[robust vale]

sucking too hard on ya lollipop

[obtuse path]

😳

That’s later on eilidh

[old crow]

I

[robust vale]

BUE

KIM

[midnight anvil]

Mika always gives me sheldon vibes

[robust vale]

evil

delete that

[main finch]

So true

But Sheldon is nice I like him

[obtuse path]

No I literally meant Mikas performance is later on 😭

[stark hearth]

😭

[old crow]

Sure you did

[obtuse path]

No I actually did

For once

[coral monolith]

did anyone watch married at first sight australia?

because that sparkly jacket was giving me flashbacks to one of the groom's disco jacket like that

[robust vale]

last year i did

with that ingrid girl?

was that her name

the one who cheated

[coral monolith]

dion

[robust vale]

she had the black hair

[old crow]

Right

[coral monolith]

but can't carolina i think was her name

[robust vale]

in a pony tail

[coral monolith]

went with daniel

[robust vale]

oooo italy

hwg

[obtuse path]

🤌

[coral monolith]

this is it lol

[robust vale]

if italy win i will go

[ashen bone]

yessss I’m so hyped for Italy

[obtuse path]

💋

What is going on

Eurovision staying a mess as always

[robust vale]

okay

it’s nice

not really much going on

[coral monolith]

it's alright i guess

[spark sail]

it looks like he's standing on a big table

[robust vale]

i love when they sing in their own language

[spark sail]

weirdt piano

[obtuse path]

This guy is dancing his heart out to soulful piano

[robust vale]

gay love song 😍

[old crow]

I don't even know what they're saying

[vagrant moss]

I am sad that the „Instead of meat I eat veggies and 🐱 „ song didnt make it into the final

[robust vale]

flashbacks to the purpose tour?

[coral monolith]

it's growing on me

[old crow]

HELP

[obtuse path]

Judging by his outfit this guy listened to mirrorball

[midnight anvil]

It's good but not my fav

[old crow]

That's true

[robust vale]

damn i wish they kissed

[old crow]

....

The way it actually looks like they might

[obtuse path]

RAP?

WHAT

[robust vale]

coco chanel

the n-

[obtuse path]

That was not what I expected in the middle of this song

[ashen bone]

aww wholesome hug

[obtuse path]

🥺

[stark hearth]

vamos chanelitaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[keen harness]

chanelazo

[coral monolith]

get that leg up

[spark sail]

oh yeah i've seen a bit of this

[coral monolith]

i can't even do the splits normally lol

[robust vale]

this is fun

the outfit is giving rep

[magic sigil]

I don't remember Taylor doing that 🤣

[obtuse path]

She looks like a Spanish Doja cat

[robust vale]

i want to learn to do the splits now

[keen harness]

YASSS QUEEN

[coral monolith]

that CGI drone 🤣

[midnight anvil]

Yes a dutch song!!

[stark hearth]

CGI?

[midnight anvil]

I'm so happy they sing in their own language

[robust vale]

i hate ballads :run:

in eurovision

[ashen bone]

I saw the semi finals and quite liked the netherlands

probably not a winner but nice

[coral monolith]

did they just add black bars?

[midnight anvil]

I don't love the song but I'm happy it's in Dutch

[robust vale]

i hope countries don’t just vote ukraine out of pity

[ashen bone]

yeahhh

[obtuse path]

They will

[midnight anvil]

I don't think the jury will do that

[robust vale]

i wouldnt bet against it

[midnight anvil]

I like the clothes

[old crow]

They will

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um this is

[stark hearth]

this one prolly winning ngl

kinda fire

[spark sail]

i was wondering what the noise was

[coral monolith]

they will probably

[old crow]

Yeah it's pretty good actually

[coral monolith]

i'll just be happy if the UK beats France tbh lol

[stark hearth]

not sure how well rap songs do tho

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well this will do well cause it's ukraine

[midnight anvil]

the centuries old rivarly lives on

[spark sail]

regardless of what song they submitted

[coral monolith]

it's just bants by this point lol

[spark sail]

and it'll help their cause that it's not a bad song

[coral monolith]

this isn't too bad

[robust vale]

as a scottish person i hope scotland get 0 points 😍

[main finch]

[obtuse path]

Scotland are set to win

[spark sail]

oh dear

germany weren't good from what i remember

[midnight anvil]

It's a typical 2014/15/16 song

[obtuse path]

LADY GAGA STYLE

POKER FAYCE

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i think theyre the only one of the big 5 with a bad song

[midnight anvil]

I like the song tho

[spark sail]

there's a bad rap part in it

oh here we go

[vagrant moss]

It went down by time…

[robust vale]

time is moving so farst

[midnight anvil]

It would've been better without the rappart

[vagrant moss]

Well we haven’t really had rap so far 🥲

[robust vale]

I KEANT TO SAY UK LOSES OOPS

[spark sail]

ukraine was rapping

[vagrant moss]

Oh I missed that one

[stark hearth]

i mean dudes just talkin

[main finch]

It’s giving me twenty one pilots vibes

[obtuse path]

Uk are also set to do good 😍 somehow

Maybe they’ll be second last this year

[vagrant moss]

Noo that place is reserved for us germans :(

[stark hearth]

it does have TOP tiktok vibes

[spark sail]

how was this the best germany had

😭

[stark hearth]

like those emo edits

[vagrant moss]

It wasnt.

60+ year olds are choosing this shit

[frosty canopy]

How do you think, Ukraine will get disqualification now?

[spark sail]

huh?

disqualification?

[frosty canopy]

yeah

[green urchin]

all they did was say support azovstal

[spark sail]

what do you mean

[green urchin]

hardly political

[frosty canopy]

But I heard Eurovision banned to say it

[robust vale]

OH THIS IS GIVING

[spark sail]

this is good

[frosty canopy]

And the presenters looked a bit confused

[stark hearth]

i like this song

not sure ab the perf but the song i like

[obtuse path]

It sounds more original than the other songs

[midnight anvil]

The guy on the Flemish television is roasting everyones outfit

[narrow quail]

eurovision?

[frosty canopy]

Btw, Germany didn't show the end with Ukrainian singer on tv

[ashen bone]

he’s on the bleachers dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find that what you’re looking for has been here the whole time

[main finch]

France was the most original so far, in all objectivity

[spark sail]

I thought Lithuania was pretty original too

[midnight anvil]

Yeah I liked Lithuania

[robust vale]

why does this sound like a rip off of no time to die

[midnight anvil]

nah

[vagrant moss]

Really? I am watching the german livestream on the website and IG i saw it idk

[frosty canopy]

Ukrainians from Germany said it to me

[main finch]

I just don’t get why most singers sing in English. Isn’t the Eurovision supposed to reflet the linguistic diversity of Europe ?

[vagrant moss]

Oh lol

Maybe on TV but the livestream you can watch on TV is the same I am watching soo

[midnight anvil]

He sings in English because there are 3 languages in Belgium and he didn't want to choose so he choose english

[frosty canopy]

got it

[ashen bone]

i kinda like this one

[ashen bone]

oohh interesting

[obtuse path]

Belgium has an excuse ig

He’s kidnapped met gala Sebastian Stan and stolen his pink coat

[stark hearth]

mika duolingo poppin

[sullen comet]

Oh wow we’re already at 17

Only 8 left?

[robust vale]

ooo i like

[spark sail]

what's up with all the random chairs

[robust vale]

she sounds like sigrid

[frosty canopy]

tired

[old crow]

I like this

[stark hearth]

she kinda looks like lorde

like physically

[coral monolith]

this is going quick

[robust vale]

i said that too

[spark sail]

ooo country?

[robust vale]

ooo i like the outfits

[robust vale]

greece

[stark hearth]

iceland

[spark sail]

or am i assuming that cause of the hat

[stark hearth]

XD

[spark sail]

bruh

😭

blocked

[stark hearth]

at andri

[spark sail]

i love this kind of vibe

getting the jacksons vibes

[stark hearth]

true

[spark sail]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-king-of-pop-jackson-five-j5-gif-13034633

[frosty canopy]

Haha, I don't know exact list of countries but Ukrainians are saying a lot of countries cut off moment with Ukraine

[midnight anvil]

It wasn't cut of here

[spark sail]

tbh i didn't notice the moment with ukraine but i also wasn't paying a lot of attention

[green urchin]

iceland displaying ukrainian flags is a bit odd

[obtuse path]

Same lol

[frosty canopy]

Which translation r u watching?

[spark sail]

UK

[green urchin]

it was played in full on bbc

[spark sail]

oh wait

moldova

this is. theone i liked

[frosty canopy]

Idk, it was hard not to notice

[spark sail]

i wasn't really watching

[green urchin]

moldova always pretty good

[spark sail]

this one is very memorable

[frosty canopy]

You could hear

[main finch]

Island was nice

[spark sail]

yeah but i wasn't listening either

[frosty canopy]

[spark sail]

if i did hear something i probably thought it was part of their act

[midnight anvil]

bruh

[stark hearth]

LOL

[robust vale]

new fave

now this is camp

[midnight anvil]

This is so funny

[spark sail]

i don't even think this is the one i was thiniking of 😂

i'm starting to think the one i was thinking of didn't qualify

[midnight anvil]

Maybe Croatia?

[spark sail]

no it began with a M

i think

lemme look on yt and see

[midnight anvil]

Malta?

[spark sail]

this is a vibe

[midnight anvil]

That was the I am what I am song

[magic sigil]

I liked Malta's

[main finch]

Ok Moldavia is so fun

[robust vale]

100% in my top 3

[frosty canopy]

Remind me Serdychka on Eurovision

[main finch]

I love them

[spark sail]

haha this should win

it's just perfect for eurovision

[robust vale]

a breakdown this is my fave

[ashen bone]

montenegro?

[spark sail]

ahhh it was san marino i liked

[coral monolith]

FOLKLORE SIGN!

[spark sail]

don't know if they qualified

oh no they didn't

sad

[robust vale]

did they not have flo rida last year

[spark sail]

san marino's song was very camp

[midnight anvil]

What a switch

[robust vale]

it’s giving sigrid

[spark sail]

@sullen comet mym's cousin

[robust vale]

i need to stop saying that

[main finch]

Ok Moldavia is in my top 3

[sullen comet]

IS IT NOW?

[spark sail]

yes!!

[sullen comet]

🥺

[spark sail]

sweden are too annoyingly good at music

[robust vale]

oh i likey

[midnight anvil]

agreed

[spark sail]

ireland has few things and it holding the record for the most eurovision wins is something

[midnight anvil]

They are so good every single year

[spark sail]

but if sweden win then they'll tie with ireland

😭

[coral monolith]

she looks like Elizabeth Debicki

[green urchin]

is this actually mym's cousin or was that a joke?

[frosty canopy]

[robust vale]

the uk wanna keep ireland so they can say that they’re good at eurovision

[old crow]

Rude

[spark sail]

the staging for this is great

[obtuse path]

Shut up JK Rowling

[frosty canopy]

[midnight anvil]

This songs is a bop

[robust vale]

2 bangers back to back

[stark hearth]

oh shit true

[sullen comet]

mym’s cousin doing well

[ashen bone]

who was it again that had a satellite dish on their back as their outfit? i can't remember but someone did

[stark hearth]

i love her omg shes so gorgeous

[spark sail]

i think they put a lot of the favourites to win at the end

ie sweden, uk and maldova mb (?)

not sure if maldova was a favourite

[obtuse path]

Graham Norton certainly thinks they are

[main finch]

France and Moldavia my favourite so far

[spark sail]

has australia gone yet

?

[coral monolith]

no

[ashen bone]

ooh australia's next

[spark sail]

oh

they're next

omg mika

😭

run

[midnight anvil]

hahahahaha

[ashen bone]

anyone else here aussie?

[midnight anvil]

what was that

[spark sail]

jimbo but i don't think he's awake

this guy is an amazing singer

[robust vale]

go rasu

!time rasu

[midnight anvil]

Damn those nails SLAY

[main finch]

What is Australia doing here

[lapis locust]

renobi#1717

renobi's location is New South Wales, Australia.
It is currently 6:50 AM there.

[old crow]

She's awake

[coral monolith]

they're a chandler

[midnight anvil]

They're paying a lot so we'll accept it

[stark hearth]

hope they win

[coral monolith]

sounds like lewis capaldi

[stark hearth]

next year eurovision in australia

[spark sail]

haha no

thankfully not

would be hosted by one of the big 5

[main finch]

They’ve just said in the French Tv that’s it’s no possible

[spark sail]

it'd mess up the timezones far too much

[coral monolith]

literally almost sounds like someone you loved

[midnight anvil]

This is so dramatic I love that

[obtuse path]

It’s got nice staging

[stark hearth]

we're not the same

[main finch]

It’s boring

[robust vale]

@earnest lagoon i hope you win eurovision

[spark sail]

remember australia had that woman on the pogo stick thing

[old crow]

Stairway to heaven vibes

[obtuse path]

Iconic

[robust vale]

that was terrifying

girly was swinging side to side

[spark sail]

ooo UK next

[obtuse path]

Idk how she sang on a big pole like that

[stark hearth]

sheesh yall got memory

i dont even remember last years

[robust vale]

sadly

[ashen bone]

kate miller heidke is a great singer tho

love her

[spark sail]

the pogo stick woman was hard to forget

[ashen bone]

impressive she went all opera while swinging mid-air

[main finch]

Wait maneskin singing tonight?

[robust vale]

god i miss the bi panic i had watching maneskins performance last year

[ashen bone]

yeah probs while they count votes

[spark sail]

i wanted iceland to win last year 😢

felt bad for them because they had an amazing song for 2020

[sullen comet]

Odds on Greece giving their 12 points to Cyprus

[obtuse path]

She changed her outfit again

[sullen comet]

Are they both even in?

[midnight anvil]

Cyprus isn't in the finals

[stark hearth]

iconic song

[sullen comet]

OOF

[obtuse path]

They’ll still give to Cyprus

[old crow]

Greece was good

[sullen comet]

Well Cyprus giving their 12 points to Greece

[obtuse path]

They’ll find a way

[spark sail]

i'll actually support the UK for once

[coral monolith]

all european countries give points even if they don't qualify

[sullen comet]

o uk

[spark sail]

he seems really nice

[midnight anvil]

only the european ones?

[spark sail]

they better give him some points 😭

[coral monolith]

my dad said he looks like jesus lol

[coral monolith]

well and australia, israel and azerbaijan

[robust vale]

not bad for us

[coral monolith]

not at all!

[ashen bone]

damnn get those high notes

[coral monolith]

I reckon depending on what jurys give us points, i reckon we have a shot for once

[obtuse path]

The uk might actually be my fav song this year

[dire geyser]

is that jesus

[sullen comet]

Yes

[obtuse path]

He’s the British Jesus at least

[spark sail]

those high notes are insane

[obtuse path]

Come to save us from last place

[coral monolith]

keanu reeves is the real jesus though

[obtuse path]

[sullen comet]

Missed opportunity to fly

[dire geyser]

😂

[spark sail]

probably the UKs first chance in ages to get on the left side of the board

[sullen comet]

We’ll see

[spark sail]

not by popular vote but from the jury

[coral monolith]

looks like dany dire with moldova lol

[obtuse path]

I predict 5 popular vote points

[midnight anvil]

Holland....

[spark sail]

that was awkward af

[midnight anvil]

Painful

[spark sail]

why did the ukraine guy get up

and then mika just very quickly retracted his mike

[coral monolith]

no it's not. it's poland

[spark sail]

mika said no mike

[sullen comet]

https://twitter.com/caprian0/status/1525562599085166592

gabbi in my ESC era 🇸🇪🌻♡ (@CAPRIAN0)

the whole continent of europe giving the wolf a banana #EUROVISION

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[spark sail]

[coral monolith]

^^^^^

[stark hearth]

ASKJSDA

MIKA

[midnight anvil]

They we're scared they would say something political

[spark sail]

yeah mika jumped back like he was being burnt

[ashen bone]

HAHAHAHAH

[spark sail]

is this the guy who runs about with the guitar on his back

but doesn't play it

where is he

i remember him on the second semi final

[robust vale]

bit boring

okay nvm

it’s okay

[obtuse path]

That was Estonia

[spark sail]

this sounds like a song i've heard before

not very original

[coral monolith]

^

[robust vale]

fr

[ashen bone]

his voice is nice tho

[spark sail]

is it the song that's like

i'm down on my knees again

that this one sounds like

i'm trying to place it

[midnight anvil]

I think he took some inspiration from The Netherlands in 2019

[spark sail]

don't see this scoring too high

[obtuse path]

Nope

[coral monolith]

the polish coming in and making it shiny

[midnight anvil]

He CAN sing tho

[spark sail]

yeah but he just has a bleh song

[obtuse path]

It’s be nice if I could watch this performance but there appears to be terrible weather in stadium

He also went grace digging for dancers apparently

[spark sail]

on the programme it says "23:21 Live sketch about italian hand gestures"

guess they had to pull that one out earlier

[obtuse path]

🤌🤌

[spark sail]

wait is she singing meghan markle

😂

[stark hearth]

i heard that too lol

[coral monolith]

KEKW

[robust vale]

this is interesting

[sullen comet]

LOL

[frosty canopy]

Serbia looks like teacher sings to students

[coral monolith]

this is meh at best

[obtuse path]

This

[stark hearth]

why are there subtitles sometimes¿?

[sullen comet]

Is she showing us how to wash our hands

Could’ve done with this in 2020

[obtuse path]

Prominent lines mb

[spark sail]

this beat ireland to qualify

😭

that's rich

[obtuse path]

Deserved honestly

[stark hearth]

vi tis drava

[obtuse path]

This song is cool

[midnight anvil]

It's catchy tho

[spark sail]

bruh kim did you even watch ireland at the semi finals

[coral monolith]

but you just sing happy birthday a couple times /s

[obtuse path]

I did actually yes

[frosty canopy]

Idk, my commentator saying she sing about Serbian healthcare system, lol

[spark sail]

it was better than whatever this hand washing song is

[obtuse path]

Brooke had a dander round the stage in pink

[spark sail]

she wore blue

😭

[sullen comet]

😭😭

[obtuse path]

Did she

[spark sail]

yes

[obtuse path]

I was paying so much attention

[stark hearth]

srpska

[main finch]

It’s criticizes the way Serbia dealt with the Covid crisis

[spark sail]

you were probably watching the wrong performance

this guy doesn't actually play his guitar

[stark hearth]

last song rite

[obtuse path]

She wears pink in the mv I think

[spark sail]

george ezra vibes

[sullen comet]

Ohh

[ashen bone]

we're on the last song already

[frosty canopy]

nobody play

[robust vale]

not the guitar on his back

sigh

[spark sail]

yeah there's about 20 seconds of guitar touching

then the rest is just look at my fashion accessory

[robust vale]

“sing with me”

naw i’m alright babes

[spark sail]

i hope i hope i hope

what do you hope

[sullen comet]

I hope

[frosty canopy]

you described the whole Eurovision rn 🤣

[spark sail]

i find it hard to understand what he's singing beyond "i hope"

[robust vale]

i hope you all moisturise ur hands 😍

[spark sail]

wash your hands like serbia taught us

[coral monolith]

My sister^

[spark sail]

oh he's hoping for a better tomorrow

[sullen comet]

Is that for real?

[spark sail]

yeah

[sullen comet]

Bruh

[spark sail]

she mentioned meghan markle in the song

[sullen comet]

That’s random

[spark sail]

kinda hyped for mika's performance

hope he does a medley of hits

[main finch]

Oh that would be great

[spark sail]

oh wait i can see which songs he's doing

but he's not doing lollipop

or big girls

[main finch]

Oh it sucks

[spark sail]

he's doing grace kelly at least

and the other songs he's doing i don't recognise by their name

[midnight anvil]

relax take it easy?

[spark sail]

Love today / grace kelly / yo yo / happy ending

[coral monolith]

just realised i've not been watching BBC One HD

[midnight anvil]

yo yo is his new song

[spark sail]

oh

[coral monolith]

wondered why it looked like a potate

[spark sail]

TIL Mika has new music

[midnight anvil]

Armenia has the prettiest flag

[dire patio]

Who's voting?

[coral monolith]

normally i'd say, eurovision drinking game. take a shot every time the UK isn't given a point. if you don't want alcohol poisoning i suggest you refrain from playing.
but

[spark sail]

oh

maneskin haven't been at a single eurovision rehearsal

[green urchin]

italy, spain, lithuania, moldova for me

[sullen comet]

Are these last years winners?

[spark sail]

yeah

[sullen comet]

Is it the same song?

[spark sail]

nope

[sullen comet]

Thought so

[spark sail]

they've done really well since winning

[sullen comet]

Did they sing in Italian last year?

[spark sail]

no don't think s o

pretty sure it was in english

[sullen comet]

Oh right

[spark sail]

they have that song that's big on tiktok

i wanna be your slave, i wanna be your master

[sullen comet]

Bruh

[main finch]

If was in Italian , ziti e buoni

[obtuse path]

It was Italian

[sullen comet]

😭

[spark sail]

it was in italian?

[obtuse path]

Yeah

[green urchin]

yes

[main finch]

Yes!

[spark sail]

how come they moved into singing primarily in english?

[obtuse path]

Their other songs seem to be in English tho

Yeah

Maybe it was for Eurovision

[dire geyser]

wait i’m confused

[sullen comet]

Oh wow Max Martin

[dire geyser]

why are they here

[spark sail]

because they won last year

[dire geyser]

ohhh

[spark sail]

they're the reason italy is hosting

[ashen bone]

for eurovision italy always sings in their language

[spark sail]

ah

oh hahahaha

cause they thought he was snorting coke last time

[main finch]

Oh that’s right

[spark sail]

oh what's wrogng with his leg

[dire patio]

VOTE 7

[wide siren]

Bruh, you have to pay to vote

[spark sail]

was he limping like that a second ago

[sullen comet]

Oh they’re singing again

[spark sail]

yeah this song is in the new elvis biopic

[vagrant moss]

Time for a toilet break ✨✨

[coral monolith]

apparently he might have ripped a muscle or something

[spark sail]

i only noticed him limping as he went to the second song

[obtuse path]

He hurt it in the performance apparently

Graham Norton pointed it out

[spark sail]

ohhh

yeah cause i was like huh was he limping before that

[midnight anvil]

A moment of appreciation for the fact that there is no advertisement

[spark sail]

that's why it's not free to vote

plus it's already long enough without ads 😭

[wide siren]

How many more countries have to perform?

[vagrant moss]

Just realized we have more than 1 hour to go…bye y‘all have fun watching but imma go to sleep, germany will loose anyways 😭😭

[coral monolith]

that's it

all do

[wide siren]

Okie

[coral monolith]

ne

[main finch]

It’s finished all countries have performed

[coral monolith]

just got to wait till they give points

[spark sail]

yeah germany will lose

[main finch]

Yes of course

[spark sail]

good night

[sullen comet]

@tawny rain are you watching Eurovision?

[stark hearth]

lithuania's bangs

[wide siren]

There’s a lot of people in the final

[spark sail]

lithuania's does

same number as always

[wide siren]

Yooo Moldova looks awesome

[robust vale]

moldova for the win

[dire geyser]

kart's probably sleeping