#US Politics

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sonic wedge
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im confused did he not get shot 😭

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What happened here

storm garden
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I expressed mild disappointment that TS wasn't in Pittsburgh for VP KDH

vapid nova
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u said trump wasn't actually shot

sonic wedge
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LOL

storm garden
sonic wedge
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yeah we don't care abt u saying ts shoulda been there i just wanna go back to the trump not being shot thing

sonic wedge
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?

vapid nova
sonic wedge
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ohhh it's a dude i see

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nevermind, when it comes to politics they speak in riddles

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No need for the hints of sexism

storm garden
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I don't want to post graphic photos but being grazed by a bullet doesn't look like a shaving knick

sonic wedge
vapid nova
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@marsh panther @unique terrace im noping out now for my own sanity but help

storm garden
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I was making the point that TS would be safe in Pittsburgh but someone had to bring up Butler

sonic wedge
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saying that men speak in riddles in regards to politics isn't sexism it's pretty true imo😭

marsh panther
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so i think it's best if we maybe just move on

storm garden
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agreed, we all love TS, and most of us here pulling for VP KH

marsh panther
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and in regards to taylor i think for her maybe she views it as a bit of a dangerous thing for her while you might think what you think she herself might think differently

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cause she obviously is very careful with her safety/what she says etc

storm garden
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entirely possible the USSS asked her to stay away

marsh panther
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like how everyone was upset she didn't say anything about the vienna stuff and then post london she was like i didn't wanna say anything until after cause i didn't wanna endanger people etc

storm garden
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as someone with a SIRPNet login, we might not know the sequence of events relating to the Vienna plot for years to come

vapid nova
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tldr idc about that im still on the denial of the donald trump assassination attempt but since i am being told to move on i just figured i'd clarify and do so

desert temple
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What are the odds of TS showing up in PA today?

sonic wedge
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0

storm garden
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zero

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I'd gladly be wrong, but she's 99% in KC

stoic lodge
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Why would she be in PA

unique terrace
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stoic lodge
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Katy Perry is gonna be there I think

sonic wedge
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i didn't realise it was 10 days aaay

storm garden
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I think she'll be spotted at Arrowhead Stadium soon

sonic wedge
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well yes she will support her bf most
likely

stoic lodge
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Or was supposed to be with the original location. Not sure if that changed since they reloacated

storm garden
stoic lodge
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Talking about the Pittsburgh rally I think

storm garden
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Carrie Furnances

stoic lodge
storm garden
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Here's my 'dare-to-dream' map that doesn't involve Texas or Florida being turned

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notice in this scenario VP Harris would not need Pennsylvania if either NC or Georgia flipped into her column

stoic lodge
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red AZ very sad

wide pawn
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There's a surprisingly large amount of Trump-Gallego voters

hallow epoch
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Electoral congress makes no fucking sense to me

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Anyone here think Harris will win AZ?

stoic lodge
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But I have it as tilt republican

stoic lodge
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And people sick of Kari lake

hidden dragon
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Scary this is that if trump loses he won’t accept the defeat

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January 6 2.0 type shit

stoic lodge
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Yeah just want it to be over

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Though people will be more prepared and ready

vapid nova
storm garden
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Its amazing to see non-US people so engaged in our election, when I know someone whose registered to vote in Nevada but thinks his vote won't matter

stoic lodge
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Non-US people follow US politics more than Americans 💀

sonic wedge
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yeah bc it affects us too!

vapid nova
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non-us people think they know everything about the United States and they piss me off because they forget that their country also sucks everywhere in the world sucks. This is an essay by me. I’m not including @sonic wedge in this. Love you. This is also definitely a sweeping generalization so take it with a grain of salt. I’m feeling hyperbolic today.

sonic wedge
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<3

storm garden
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nothing wrong with that'

stoic lodge
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Why do they piss you off

storm garden
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think tosh is venting

sonic wedge
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it spreads misinformation

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it's sophie not tosh

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blehhhh

vapid nova
# stoic lodge Why do they piss you off

because they do not have the lived experience of an American, so to say that they know everything about our country without any bias is just incorrect, which I explained in that long paragraph

stoic lodge
sonic wedge
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whereas i message sophie constantly like uhhh what this mean pls
educate me

storm garden
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your lived experience can differ even between states by a lot

sonic wedge
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ok but don't all states vote? 😭

stoic lodge
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Non US people though can offer objective viewpoints

vapid nova
stoic lodge
storm garden
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Excessively, in a very judgemental way.

stoic lodge
vapid nova
stoic lodge
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I can see that

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But you mentioned something. I said you didn't mention it before. You didnt.

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I'm not sure why you're going after me

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You original comment refers to them making remarks about US but forgetting that their own country sucks. Nothing about lacking experience living in the US

wide pawn
vapid nova
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because you’re going after me, i am anxious about this election, and im tired and feel very sick bb!!

stoic lodge
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Don't take it out on me

vapid nova
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k

stoic lodge
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I'm not denying that two things can exist at the same time and never said that

vapid nova
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k

nimble furnace
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what time is the result announced tomorrow?

stoic lodge
nimble furnace
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well like what time is the result expected

stoic lodge
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Votes get counted all night and nothing official

true swift
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Could be a day or 2 till it's confimed who the winner is

nimble furnace
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a day or 2??

stoic lodge
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States have different times when polls close

nimble furnace
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i’d have thought it would be like 7am the next day

stoic lodge
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Yeah at least, esp if they are close

wide pawn
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Different states have different rules on counting ballots. Some quicker than others

true swift
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If people ask for recounts it could take a while

wide pawn
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PA will take a while

wide pawn
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GA will be quick this year

true swift
nimble furnace
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in the uk the constituencies race to be the first to announce their result, i think the stations close at the same time across the countries too here

wide pawn
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We actually might know GA by like 10 pm

stoic lodge
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In 2020 it was 4 days after election

nimble furnace
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4 days??

wide pawn
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It was obvious to me that Biden won on election night tbh

nimble furnace
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thats shocking

sonic wedge
wide pawn
sonic wedge
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u kept arguing back

stoic lodge
nimble furnace
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when will it be kinda past the halfway point so you know who’s won from that?

stoic lodge
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Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania allow mail in ballots to arrive day of elections and Pennsylvania can't start counting until polls close

wide pawn
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Imo, we will have a good idea who won very late tomorrow night

true swift
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Btw I head National Guard is active in D.C

stoic lodge
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Some states might show results sooner. Or show what percentage of votes are in

wide pawn
true swift
stoic lodge
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Depending on how it goes and if some of the swing states become crucial

nimble furnace
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i thought it would be in the morning of the day after 😭

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it seems inefficient

stoic lodge
void wyvern
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ugh i’m in georgia, this is STRESSFUL

stoic lodge
hallow epoch
wide pawn
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Not all I guess. Some GA Republicans had decency to make it quicker. PA and WI Republicans on the other hand...

void wyvern
wide pawn
void wyvern
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yes!

wide pawn
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Good 💙 that's very slay of you

void wyvern
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thankssssss

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this is a pic of me with my voter sticker lol

wide pawn
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GA results will be very early tomorrow. If Kamala wins GA, Trump is done

hallow epoch
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I voted early too huzzah!

wide pawn
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in other news, Ralston, the data genius who correctly predicts NV every year has predicted NV for Harris today

void wyvern
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and i think iowa is showing something too

wide pawn
void wyvern
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and north carolina

hallow epoch
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Gov youngkin tried to do that to us DOWN WITH THAT MAN YUCK

void wyvern
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FUCK THESE MEN

wide pawn
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We need a woman in power

storm garden
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If there are close recounts, we might not see definitive results on Wednesday

wide pawn
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I don't think it'll be that close if the Selzer poll is any indicator

vapid nova
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i live in tennessee and just cry

stoic lodge
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I am sick of Donald Trump

sonic wedge
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can an american help me

hallow epoch
storm garden
vapid nova
sonic wedge
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what time do results come out usually

stoic lodge
sonic wedge
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im not american when is that?

hallow epoch
stoic lodge
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We have different time zones so those on east coast will finish first

sonic wedge
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ours close at 10 here

storm garden
hallow epoch
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OH YOU SAID POLLS CLOSED

stoic lodge
sonic wedge
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wednesday morning USA or ?

hallow epoch
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5pm est (my time)

stoic lodge
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Tuesday night

storm garden
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Wednesday morning US Eastern, a lot of places will still be tabulating

sonic wedge
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THANK U WOLFIE

stoic lodge
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They close 7pm in AZ

hallow epoch
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Thats when the LINE closes at least people can still vote up until whenever

sonic wedge
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i just wanted to know when i could start watching to find out results

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bc im in scotland

stoic lodge
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During the day votes may be sent to elections center (electronic) so may have some unofficial results during day

storm garden
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if you're lining up when polls close, hypothetically you'll be allowed to vote

vapid nova
nimble furnace
stoic lodge
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BIG MAP ENERGY

void wyvern
sonic wedge
stoic lodge
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yeah any of the news channels will be showing results and updates

sonic wedge
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i might stay up and make a lil solo party out of it 😭

nimble furnace
void wyvern
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i might go to a local watch party either in atlanta or athens

sonic wedge
stoic lodge
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I think it will be like midnight Scotland time

vapid nova
sonic wedge
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midnight okay

stoic lodge
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Aboutish

void wyvern
stoic lodge
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11pm to like 8am

sonic wedge
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i just wanna see the swing states

nimble furnace
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if the votes are closing at 7pm PST places it’ll probably be around 3am here

void wyvern
vapid nova
# void wyvern lol that’s msnbc

to be honest, I had one of the worst sinus infections of my life election night last time. I was so sick. I do not remember like anything.

sonic wedge
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is there usually a first state to announce their results? here they like to make it a competition lol

stoic lodge
void wyvern
hallow epoch
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Ok so i was wrong and they close at 7 i am fucking stupid

sonic wedge
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😭

stoic lodge
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North Carolina is always fast

hallow epoch
sonic wedge
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omggg it's the 5th here americans

storm garden
void wyvern
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also i made my local newspaper’s article

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look for voters of tomorrow at uga

sonic wedge
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im lowkey excited and scared

vapid nova
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so funny

storm garden
sonic wedge
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😭

storm garden
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oh, the red maple leaf had me thinking you are Canadian

sonic wedge
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no it's the all too well role

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</3

storm garden
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perfectly right and valid around these parts

hallow epoch
void wyvern
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we all say in unison tomorrow, “it was rare, i was there”

vapid nova
void wyvern
sonic wedge
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i love the tiktok's her niece posts

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can i ask

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i read a timeline of results coming out, why does some of texas get results before the rest of it?

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is it smaller areas within texas?

vapid nova
sonic wedge
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ahhhh

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THIS IS SO FUNNY can't you guys do this

stoic lodge
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Next 48 hours gonna be wild af

naive robin
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cant wait to see elon musk and the maga crowd go full disinformation mode if harris even appears likely to win key states

sonic wedge
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i am terrified for kamala's safety if she wins, i understand she has staff and security but after the january 6 bullshit they pulled..

stoic lodge
vapid nova
wide pawn
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I got the Harris-Walz friendship bracelet too!

stoic lodge
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FREEDOM
FREEDOM
FREEDOM

flat coral
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scared as hell for tomorrow/wednesday morning

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This is abit nsfw with how he’s worded it but how can people vote for this man? (Mods please delete if it breaks anything in the rules :))

sonic wedge
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i mean at least he's not doing that i guess

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flat coral
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I’ve seen it circulating and I’m pretty sure it’s fake

wide pawn
velvet axle
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Trump just said he loved puerto rico…

storm garden
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a bit too late and transparently self-serving for damage control

drowsy jewel
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Mukraking really been crazy this year

storm garden
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more like...trash-talking

stoic lodge
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*muckracking

drowsy jewel
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Chat I’m a bad American citizen cause I’m not voting but you guys wouldn’t like my vote anyway

pine cloud
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didnt even knew this existed

storm garden
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ok hey

storm garden
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im weird

wintry remnant
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Go vote

storm garden
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i cant

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even though the voting place is next to me

wintry remnant
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Why?

storm garden
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im not 18

wintry remnant
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Fair

storm garden
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every day something reminds me how young this server gets

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i will make a harris and walz sign in blue glitter really big and put it on the main street tho

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and i will hold up my lana del rey usa flag on my porch

wintry remnant
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Go vote*
-# *If you are eligible to

storm garden
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can you guys go put "other" and write "matthew s" 💜

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for a local Alderman race, maybe

stoic lodge
hallow epoch
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What the fuck is muckracking

storm garden
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muckraking
/ˈmʌkˌreɪkɪŋ/
noun
the action of searching out and publicizing scandal about famous people.
"a muckraking journalist"

hallow epoch
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Oooohh

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Thanks for the definition! /gen

storm garden
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I'm putting "Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince" on the 'Don't-Play-This-Track' list on my Spotify until this election is over

stoic lodge
storm garden
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Harris campaign literally played The Man after the debate

wide pawn
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Play on loop

stoic lodge
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If you read The Jungle, Upton Sinclair was writing about conditions of slaughter yards and is one of earlier/popular examples of muckracking

storm garden
storm garden
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should i send a t-swizzle election playlist i will make?

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please vote guys

storm garden
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its amazing how many Swifties don't realize what MAATHP was about

wintry remnant
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In fairness, it is a pretty mid song

storm garden
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(don't type the 2016 candidates name)

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someone's gonna do it just because

wintry remnant
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Clinton

wide pawn
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Gary Johnson

storm garden
storm garden
royal badge
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It was about the 2018 midterms

storm garden
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I'm prepared to hear you make your case for that

hallow epoch
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Will Taylor drop a trump diss

hallow epoch
hallow epoch
storm garden
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at least their lack of resposne to gun violence in schools

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meaningful responses at least, thoughts and prayers is easy

hallow epoch
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Ok random but i always kind saw my life in taylor’s songs like i’ve never had a boyfriend/romantic relationship but some how those songs still always connected with me cuz i have def had friendships that were bad/ people would treat me poorly

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Say what you want the Republican Party is not all evil

merry crag
hallow epoch
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I deadass was about to ask what truno is but you mean trump lmaooo

merry crag
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hallow epoch
storm garden
wintry remnant
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Not All Republicans™️

hallow epoch
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My parents werent such horrible republicans until 2016

storm garden
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was hoping George W. would come out of the woodwork with a 'Back her' statement today

hallow epoch
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Now i cant see them as anything other than bigots tbh

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Its like i dont reallt recognize them as my parents anymore cuz my childhood view of them is so different than my current one

storm garden
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Wolfie, are you at least out of their house?

hallow epoch
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NOPE :(

storm garden
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that is not good

hallow epoch
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I cant afford shit and im tryna get a full time job but thats hard af

stoic lodge
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SORE LOSERMAN

storm garden
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its unfortunate

hallow epoch
stoic lodge
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Only older swifties will understand ^^^

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hallow epoch
storm garden
hallow epoch
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Thanks i appreciate it

stoic lodge
storm garden
hallow epoch
stoic lodge
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Gore Liberman won popular vote 2000 election

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stoic lodge
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Bush Cheney won electoral vote

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It was topical reference

storm garden
storm garden
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Gore had the numbers if the count was upheld

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stoic lodge
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(Please clap)

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storm garden
stoic lodge
storm garden
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old enough to remember the early 90s?

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Please clap sounds familiar

storm garden
stoic lodge
swift atlas
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My prediction

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Best case scenario

merry crag
swift atlas
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wont happen since vance is from ohio

merry crag
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My ohio town has a lot of kamala voters

vapid nova
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been making many gore bush comments today

torn spruce
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corndog mentioned

vapid nova
merry crag
torn spruce
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yeah

swift atlas
merry crag
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kamala plz

vapid nova
swift atlas
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either way all she needs is the rust belt

vapid nova
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I think she will def get PA and WI regardless of the rest

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WI mainly

merry crag
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Kamala needs mi and wi and maybe the sw states

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And definitely pa

vapid nova
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if she gets GA, NC and IA she doesn’t need PA

swift atlas
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I think she’ll get PA

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trump did a lot of damage there and the demographics are shifting

vapid nova
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I think so too considering how its going there

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GA i think needs another election cycle. NC helene might have hurt some voting issues

swift atlas
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she lost support among black men so shes not gonna get ga

vapid nova
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for example Asheville idk how they can even vote if that makes sense. and if they feel hurt enough to not

swift atlas
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i’m not really sure how to say this without sounding racist

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but theres a big misogyny problem among black men

west plover
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gonna be a long week😭

swift atlas
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yeah i doubt we’ll know for a few days

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unless it really isn’t close

left river
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Maybe Nevada but definitely not Arizona

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But I do feel like NC has a chance of going blue

vague canopy
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we can only hope 🤞

wintry remnant
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NC is a swing state this time around, no?

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They can cook

vague canopy
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that's surprising

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they're republican leaning though right?

wintry remnant
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The polls have NC at R+1

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That's even closer than Arizona's R+2

vague canopy
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that's actually wild

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i didn't realize it was that close omg

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sorry i haven't been paying enough attention to politics in the last few days wth 😭

wintry remnant
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They only ever talk about MI, PA, WI because if Kamala gets all 3, that's 270 on lock. The other swings are NC, NV, GA, and AZ

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But you never know if there are any other surprise ones like if that Iowa poll is to be believed

vague canopy
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im thinking she'll get WI and PA but MI most likely not due to the dimwitted knuckleheads that inhabit it

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(maybe i'm a little bit biased)

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NV and GA could possibly lean democratic but i'm not as well-versed on how the politics are there so i could be wrong

wide pawn
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Jon Ralston is a data expert who has accurately predicted every NV election. He made a call today for it going to Harris

vague canopy
wide pawn
vague canopy
wide pawn
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MI makes me nervous because of protest voters over Gaza. But I still feel confident it goes to Harris

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I think most people realize Trump is way way way worse on Gaza

vague canopy
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yeah

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i feel like in this election, you can't be a single-issue voter

wide pawn
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As for WI, my best friend is actually campaigning for Harris there. He said there's a lot of enthusiasm for Harris and he's even met a few Republicans not voting for Trump

vague canopy
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it's almost dangerous to be single-issue now

wide pawn
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Yeah, Harris should be pressured to do more when she wins but there's absolutely no hope of any positive change if Trump wins

vague canopy
wide pawn
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Trump is screwed if that's the case. They're the largest voting group by age

vague canopy
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i hope that's the case

wide pawn
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We literally might know who won in 24 hours from now

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Ahhhhhh 😭

vague canopy
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i can't tell if i'm scared or excited 😭

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for the results i mean

wide pawn
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I'm both

vague canopy
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yeah

stoic lodge
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I will need some adult bevs tomorrow

vague canopy
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im scared that i'm literally going to die (or at least have to move iibh) but also excited that we may have our first fem president

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imo america isn't ready for harris
don't get me wrong- we NEED her as president in order for democracy to... exist within america, but i feel like the majority of the population of the southern states aren't mature enough or ready to handle the first woman, multi-racial woman, etc. president

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there would for sure be riots if she wins, as much as i would hate to admit it

left river
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Cause if it's trump wins Pennsylvania along with Georgia it's over for us maybe Arizona too

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We'll see though

wide pawn
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LADY GAGA IS SINGING EDGE OF GLORY AT THE RALLY RN

weary abyss
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Im literally so stressed about this election like if trump wins literally everything is going to change

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stone osprey
flat coral
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im so anxious about it but at the same time it feels like christmas eve rn 😭

fresh field
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Here is the thing I'm afraid of

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Harris wins but loses senate or the house thus cannot pass any major changes

naive robin
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3 registered votes for each in a random town in nh

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well not necessarily random

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it's not a reliable source but i don't really think we're cooked since the same thing happened in 2012

wintry remnant
fresh field
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Because if anything bipartisanship is dead

lucid ridge
storm garden
naive robin
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isnt that in ny

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Dixville notch nh

storm garden
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GUYS THERE WAS A TIE IN THE TOWN 😭

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I don’t think this will go fine yall

wintry remnant
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Ah yes

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The Town

storm garden
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Kamala needs to win

lucid ridge
lucid ridge
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We have about 14 hours until the first polls close and results can trickle in

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It's gonna be a long nervy day 😭

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Also the last Dixville tie was 2012

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We know how that went

naive robin
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today's gonna be a long long day

storm garden
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😭

sudden hill
storm garden
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hi

sonic wedge
stoic lodge
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Today

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Election Day 2024

civic barn
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Are we ready for it..?

placid jacinth
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Well.

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Today is the big day. Very anxious

unique terrace
stoic lodge
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"Musk Immediately Quits His Super PAC’s Town Hall on X Because of Technical Glitches | The pre-election event started 20 minutes late but had 200,000 listeners — then couldn't get callers on the line to ask the billionaire Trump supporter a question"

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You love to see it

sonic wedge
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i've decided

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i am staying up tonight and doing assignments whilst watching the election on BBC

cedar rover
void wyvern
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poll monitoring in GA today!

vivid umbra
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Hey Americans

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I hope y'all have a great day, go out and vote, it's a great democratic process

left river
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💙 we definitely will

vapid nova
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im gonna be on edge all day yipee

vivid umbra
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Im gonna have drinks, open social media, and watch it all go down, it's great television

vapid nova
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im taking an edible and going to SLEEP tbh because I have OCD, generalized anxiety disorder and bipolar I so we know how this is in my head

noble flame
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I don’t have a say in this, but by heaven or hell, my stomach’s doing somersaults and the stress is off the Wall. Anyone from outside the US feeling similar??

vapid nova
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WAIT A MINUTE

vivid umbra
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We'll deal with the consequences later, our fault for letting the U.S. have so much influence here

noble flame
vivid umbra
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hahaha yeah the stock markets will probably have an interesting day

loud coyote
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my stomach's doing somersaults too but I am American so its like times a hundred

vivid umbra
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I'm listening to Joe Rogan with Elon and it's absolutely painful to listen to

vapid nova
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I’m quite literally nauseous

noble flame
vivid umbra
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They brought up the grok AI and Elon was giddy to let it make vulgar jokes about trans people because of course they do

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It's all the same, every day, all day, no opinions other than that small percentage of people that live rent free in their heads

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the AI failed miserably because it's bad at comedy

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Conservatives really made women's sports a prominent political point, after shitting on it for decades

loud coyote
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Elon's a cringe edgelord who'll never grow up, I'm afraid

vivid umbra
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taywine thats what being chronically online will do to ya

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i am also that

vapid nova
civic barn
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Guys what are we thinking Kamala’s surprise songs will be

vivid umbra
vapid nova
# vivid umbra aye

not you saying this is fun like your coalition isn't neo-fascist right ? not your vote but the gov obvi

vapid nova
vivid umbra
vapid nova
vivid umbra
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nahh FvD is dying

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people are poking through it that they are looneys, and they lost their outsider position, the PVV is doing it's thing

vapid nova
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I meant more so in the continent in general (staring at italy here)

vivid umbra
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ahhh yeah on the continent it's going bananas, but there's hope

tame gate
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me watching people struggle to choose between a felon and an overqualified woman

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yesterday I was talking with my Hungarian flatmate and in Hungary the Fidesz is losing, so they may actually fly a new wind in the heart of corruption

vapid nova
vivid umbra
tame gate
vivid umbra
tame gate
tame gate
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49 state landslide with our song tv

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wait no way Indiana is all red

vapid nova
vivid umbra
tame gate
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It isn’t, but only like two counties are blue (the most populous ofc)

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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Ye I know Mike's a Hoosier

tame gate
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Lived? Idk, it was 2016

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2017

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damn lol

tame gate
vivid umbra
left river
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Texas here and it's basically all red but in popular areas it's blue

vapid nova
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ive only been in Indiana because i was visiting a friend in Cincinnati and you have to drive through Kentucky AND Indiana to get there from the airport

vivid umbra
left river
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I remember how we almost won texas in the 2020 election

vapid nova
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imagine how i feel im the blue dot in the west

vivid umbra
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"muh economy" doesn't work when oil is involved

left river
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We lost Texas in 2020 by 600K votes

vapid nova
left river
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It definitely wants to go blue

naive robin
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if only

vivid umbra
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all the people who waited out the shitstorm in texas are not there anymore, so let's go

vapid nova
tame gate
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I understand how you feel it’s okay

left river
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golf cart sanctuaries single handedly securing Florida for the republicans for decades to come

vapid nova
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almost all alone in the universe

tame gate
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🙁

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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i feel connected to the people of florida because i also live in a swamp

tame gate
tame gate
vivid umbra
vivid umbra
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scare is a weird word, mad is a better description

tame gate
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It is both scary and maddening how idiotic people can be

vapid nova
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when i say scare i mean the american feeling of trump who im scared could win but obviously mad at

stoic lodge
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I am walking the dog right now everyone have a good day

sonic wedge
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that's very political of you bb

vivid umbra
wintry remnant
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The UK is also parliamentary

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A Party like the PVV will never get 75 seats for an absolute majority, no party has gotten than since like 100 years ago

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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Yeah but in the UK they have that system where the disctricts have 1 winner, so it all goes out of whack, therefore you will have supermajorities and I bet good money that the libdems will just disappear and they will go to a 2 party system

stoic lodge
sonic wedge
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valid

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that's also why reform got like 3 seats with 15% of the vote, so skewed

stoic lodge
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We need to remember self care

vapid nova
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also lets all hope it settles before sunday when I will be flying to DC

vivid umbra
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i mean you also know that it will take 3 days for close states to be called kekw

vapid nova
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work conference next week in DC we love to see it (i am scared)

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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5 days then

stoic lodge
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I'm backpacking this weekend sat/sun/Mon. No cell service

vapid nova
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its fineee I was in NYC after trump got elected

stoic lodge
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Not sure what I'll be coming back to

vivid umbra
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America will survive either way

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Y'all always do anyway, resilient bunch of ppl

vapid nova
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God I love these @ tweets, so funny

vapid nova
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i think im either nauseous cause election or genuinely sick (i might be genuinely sick 😭)

civic barn
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Are we voting Kamala or Harris

vivid umbra
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yee if I bring my friend and family on my journey of shitposting today they will hate me

vapid nova
vivid umbra
civic barn
mighty nest
void wyvern
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let’s go my brown desi auntie!!

civic barn
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I can bet 10000 taypoints that Trump is winning

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I’m not even a trumpie

vivid umbra
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Gamba peepoHappy

vapid nova
tame gate
stoic lodge
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Harris

vapid nova
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save us grandpa bob from tiktok who i just found out existed today and had voted trump twice only to vote harris this year at 90 SAVE US GRANDPA BOB

wide pawn
vivid umbra
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my twitter notifications are spam p*rn bots, community note requests and personal Trump tweets.

great website, Elon, don't listen to anyone except Joe Rogan

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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I don't tweet, usually

void wyvern
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lol i don’t know if i should be tweeting

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here i am in ihop wearing my election protection shirt

vivid umbra
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what's the point if someone can pay 8 dollars to be incentivised to get as much engagement as possible

tame gate
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I was never a twitter user idk

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That app is scary. I don’t wanna touch it.

vapid nova
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unfortunately most comic convos are on twitter

vivid umbra
# vapid nova does PVV scare you any tbh

just to give a vibe check, we had a marathon runner who immigrated from Eritrea, who won the NYC marathon for the netherlands for the first time, caused some shit sirred by racists.

The quote tweet says "one of two pays taxes in the Netherlands"

spot on

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Max Verstappen moved to Monaco to evade taxes years ago

vapid nova
hallow epoch
vivid umbra
tame gate
vivid umbra
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again parliamentary political shenanigans, no one heard of this party years ago, got 1 seat, did some "we are for the people, anti-establishment" and then had to face the reality of governing kekw

vapid nova
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Gonna def be poppin in here time to time to get election updates i live on east coast so we’ll be some of the few states that gets results first

rapid turtle
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Ew. I went to go serch something on Twitter and Trump is promoting himself. 🤮

vivid umbra
vapid nova
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i would, however like to visit a coffee shop in Amsterdam so let me know if those stick around taykek

tame gate
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I think trump has permanently left a stain on American election culture bc it used to be so normal..

vivid umbra
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Trump talks about "the enemy within" but we actually have the enemy within, namely the city of Amsterdam and by proxy Almere

vapid nova
rapid turtle
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and anyone who supports their football team

vivid umbra
void wyvern
vapid nova
tame gate
# rapid turtle When? I don't think it ever was.

Well before it was normal to try and demote your opponent based on their ideas he kind of raised the idea of “bullying” the other side instead of debating them, sleepy joe, laughing Kamala

vivid umbra
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Also Taylor Swift was in Amsterdam and I sent pictures to my friends who support that team that I infiltrated kekw

vivid umbra
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many were surprised I was a swiftie

vivid umbra
vapid nova
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many just look like this, this one is in Oss, a sleepy town with a bad football club

void wyvern
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not me thinking american football

vivid umbra
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I visited this one in Sneek, felt like a town center where locals came together

rapid turtle
vapid nova
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like when i say i dislike eastern europe i have to disclaim its because of pogroms not classicism and the general western european attitude

vivid umbra
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Please, if you ever visit the Netherlands, go outside of Amsterdam, it's a circus

hallow epoch
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Ive never been east

vivid umbra
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The only place ive been outside of america is mexico

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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hahahaha yeah gotcha

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it's also weird because y'all flipped the colours in America

void wyvern
vivid umbra
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Red is the colour of socialism, of social democrats, and blue is the colour for liberals, aka capitalists, conservatives

sonic wedge
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you think you fell out of a coconut tree

vivid umbra
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an ye ye, southern strategy, blabla

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they just gotta come to an agreement, for the sake of the rest of the world taykek

sonic wedge
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but i consider red good and blue bad

vivid umbra
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As it is in the UK, and most other places

static quiver
sonic wedge
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yes i am in the uk

vivid umbra
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i'm just waiting for the republicans to mobilise and call themselves the red army

vivid umbra
void wyvern
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here we are voting blue or red, but when can we vote pride colors

sonic wedge
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i vote yellow here slay

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💛

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well, my first choice and my second choice party are merging the past couple of years, so now i can say I vote red-green

static quiver
rapid turtle
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Duck. My states national guard has been actived. From yesterday till Thursday... (i live in a state that seems to always go blue)

vivid umbra
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I bet Taylor is in town, gotta control those crowds

sonic wedge
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no maybe it's just because there's a huge election on rn and no matter who wins there will be protests

void wyvern
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i don’t think it’ll happen this time, but i would kill to see texas go blue

rapid turtle
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have yall seen the guy on tiktok thats like "the dutch are never excited"

void wyvern
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my therapist is in texas, and he was saying he was seeing things that say that texas might flip

vivid umbra
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i don't touch tiktok, so no, what's it about?

sonic wedge
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well..yeah...?

vapid nova
vivid umbra
mighty nest
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dutch people are like german stereotypes times 2, is what I get from his videos

vivid umbra
mighty nest
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I don't

vivid umbra
mighty nest
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I wish I was half as cool as these fine looking poles

cedar wharf
delicate vault
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I kinda hate the options we have rn can we bring back Abraham Lincoln

void wyvern
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who else thought that beyoncé endorsing Harris in mf TEXAS was so iconic

mighty nest
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okay, should have taylor endorsed her in Tennessee or in Pennsylvania??

delicate vault
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I heard if trump loses Pennsylvania he won’t win at all

mighty nest
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yeah, PA really is the logical answer here!

void wyvern
left river
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Yeah if trump loses Pennsylvania he's done for

sonic wedge
vivid umbra
sonic wedge
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learn from us america

vivid umbra
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Lord Buckethead my beloved

left river
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I will be voting from Texas 💙 who else and from what state

rapid turtle
void wyvern
vivid umbra
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is it the 1920s because I see some swing

mighty nest
hallow epoch
vivid umbra
hallow epoch
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we did a little oopsie, that's true

hallow epoch
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Lemme google j cant remember lmao

vivid umbra
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I mean during Washington's presidency party politics was a bit iffy, so idk if beliefs flipped that hard, it was a wild time

hallow epoch
vivid umbra
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yee Jim Crow era

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absolute unhinged behaviour

hallow epoch
hallow epoch
vivid umbra
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when I know im in the right I also ban education on the topic

mighty nest
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I can't get over how every media coverage is almost exclusively surrounding the swing states... I just saw the weather but ONLY for swing states

vivid umbra
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LMFAO

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to be fair there's a classic saying that the worker's party have a bad turnout when the weather is bad but since both of the big parties are anti-workers that shouldn't be an issue

nimble furnace
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i’m genuinely so scared for this election 😭

vivid umbra
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nah don't be, sit out the ride

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it's the only day where you can unashamedly ask people if they have voted or not

stoic lodge
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They playing music outside polling place by my work I can hear it

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I'm gonna fill out my early ballot and then walk over and drop it off

vivid umbra
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not vote in person?

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y'all do have queues, right?

stoic lodge
# vivid umbra not vote in person?

I do early voting. They have a drop box out front. If I completed it earlier I could have mailed it in but was concerned with all the ballot boxes being damaged or lost in transit

vivid umbra
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ah yeah i seen some videos

stoic lodge
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This is first time in like 8 years I not working as election worker

vivid umbra
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oh you did that? I also done that but I heard the experience is way different

mighty nest
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guys!! voting fact: I heard every country votes differently! we do crosses here in germany, some people have to fill in a name or circle something. what do you do?

stoic lodge
stoic lodge
vivid umbra
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yeah I had to check ID's, give the ballet, help disabled people, and make sure it was all secure and stuff

stoic lodge
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On paper. There are also computers we can vote on

vivid umbra
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there are instructions on our ballet that you have to fill in the circle

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If Trump would propose a switch to the metric system he would win in a landslide

hallow epoch
left river
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Come on Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania don't fail us!!

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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ye but his base would still vote for him

stoic lodge
vivid umbra
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meanwhile some dems who wanna see actual change would just flip

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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Metric isn't even needed, just switch to the goddamn DD/MM/YYYY system like normal people, please

hallow epoch
vapid nova
vivid umbra
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If I Recall Correctly

hallow epoch
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Ah ty

stoic lodge
hallow epoch
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Georgia predicted to go red MonkaChrist

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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idk

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"the radical religion of woke"

-the most popular podcast host in the world

can't wait for that word to die, it's even copied here, while not being a Dutch word at all

naive robin
wide knoll
mighty nest
vapid nova
nimble furnace
naive robin
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its a sign

naive robin
sonic wedge
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THERES A CITY OF 6 PEOPLE

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whats the POINT in that city im sorry but 😭

naive robin
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thetes a town with 1 🤷‍♂️

vapid nova
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i need you to like maybe chill but also

naive robin
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i mean shit yeah

sonic wedge
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so like

vapid nova
sonic wedge
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do u think they sit down and debate

vapid nova
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this is literally what they do

rapid turtle
naive robin
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wheezing

vapid nova
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it literally is real 😭

nimble furnace
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i imagine they all keep it secret and try to figure out who each person voted for 😭

naive robin
sonic wedge
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no votes for jill damn..

sonic wedge
vapid nova
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i think this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen actually

naive robin
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the towns population has been declining tbh

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they gained one - ONE (eligible to vote) - person in 4 years

rapid turtle
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They have 6 voters.

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It took 15 minutes to count the votes

naive robin
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are they from the same family😭

sonic wedge
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it took them 15 mins to count 6 votes

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what

naive robin
sonic wedge
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i mean math is hard..

naive robin
rapid turtle
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The way it's called nation world. Lol

sonic wedge
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new results are in guys

merry crag
true rain
merry crag
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Kewl

naive robin
tame gate
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This is my first video on instagram! blushhug

stoic lodge
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Ok now the music outside is annoying lol

vivid umbra
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Some American's foreign policy really is like "yeah no new wars started during the trump years"

Literally like the rest of the world doesn't exist and the U.S. is the only player around

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Meanwhile in Myanmar they did a coup like a month after Trump claimed fraud in the election.... by claiming fraud in the election

sonic wedge
bleak thunder
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Can anyone summarize what’s happened so far today

west plover
bleak thunder
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Ok

vivid umbra
sonic wedge
bleak thunder
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😭

vivid umbra
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Repeatedly claiming that Russia/Ukraine never would have happened under his tenure (highly doubt it)

civic barn
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Oh hell nah

bleak thunder
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Fake

civic barn
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Yeah it’s not real

naive robin
civic barn
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It’s someone’s poll

vivid umbra
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Im just waiting for the electoral college to tie, for the ultimate shitshow

naive robin
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i feel like ga could turn blue

sonic wedge
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that would be cool

civic barn
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The first town used to be democratic the last 2 times

royal badge
vivid umbra
civic barn
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Now it’s a tie

naive robin
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part of it is because my aunt lives there but 9dumb_smile

civic barn
naive robin
sonic wedge
vapid nova
civic barn
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VOTE GUYS

vivid umbra
stoic lodge
civic barn
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Nevada will be republican for sure

naive robin
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ehh

vivid umbra
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the amount of golf courses in Las Vegas makes me believe the state will turn red

vivid umbra
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this is the discourse I follow

royal badge
vapid nova
sonic wedge
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nevada hasnt been red since 2004

naive robin
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it's gonna turn slight red if it even turns one

sonic wedge
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i think

stoic lodge
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What does golf courses have to do with it

vivid umbra
royal badge
stoic lodge
sonic wedge
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please stay silent i beg

vivid umbra
vapid nova
storm garden
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wisconsin is defo blue

stoic lodge
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Is az red for sure too

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They have golf courses

vapid nova
sonic wedge
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theres a ton of golf courses in scotland we must be republican trump lovers

vivid umbra
royal badge
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I live near a golf course

vivid umbra
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of course it was i would never joke around

stoic lodge
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Wouldn't let him in

civic barn
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Is Georgia going to be blue or red

vapid nova
stoic lodge
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I been on a golf course before

civic barn
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what are we thinking for Pennsylvania

sonic wedge
vapid nova
stoic lodge
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BLUE WAVE

vivid umbra
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Eh I'll behave

sonic wedge
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scotland didnt want him here bc of it

flat coral
naive robin
storm garden
vapid nova
sonic wedge
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this is the first time im watching a USA election and understanding it

flat coral
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same

naive robin
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65-70% sure its blue

stoic lodge
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🌊

sonic wedge
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last time i was so confused the entire time

naive robin
vivid umbra
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I stayed up all night watching the 2016 election with friends, it was a memorable night, great television

vapid nova
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PA i feel is blue, WI yes blue, GA apparently went blue last time and i blacked that out so

vivid umbra
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I love it that a bunch of voters in swing states decide who launches nukes stationed in my country, don't screw it up y'all

civic barn
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I’m actually thinking blue Georgia and red Pennsylvania

storm garden
vapid nova
naive robin
vivid umbra
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Florida will be red for decades to come, no?

civic barn
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Penn was red in 2016 right?

vapid nova
storm garden
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yes florida will be red i fear

vivid umbra
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the amount of conservative retirees

stoic lodge
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Women are gonna win it for Kamala Harris

sonic wedge
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donny is in florida rn to vote i think

vapid nova
storm garden
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i think mich's gonna be blue too ngl

civic barn
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I don’t really like Kamala and Trump

stoic lodge
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Doesn't trump vote early 💀

storm garden
civic barn
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Guys I think California will be blue

vivid umbra
naive robin
sonic wedge
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only kamala voted early i think

civic barn
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Texas will be red!

vapid nova
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guys i think tennessee will be purple

sonic wedge
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she done a postal ballot

civic barn
stoic lodge
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AZ blue please please please

civic barn
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What are we gonna do if Trump wins

sonic wedge
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whats alaska usually like?

vapid nova
vivid umbra
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AZ no shot will be blue, right?

naive robin
civic barn
storm garden
sonic wedge
quick carbon
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Im bored

vivid umbra
vapid nova
naive robin
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it's the fact that we have to suffer with trump INTERNATIONALLY

quick carbon
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Im voting for kartosh

sonic wedge
civic barn
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Trump is unpredictable so idk his plans for my country

vivid umbra
civic barn
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Trump was a good president thou like

stoic lodge
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Kamala helped support other dems on ticket. Trump only focused on himself

civic barn
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I don’t support him but he wasn’t so bad

vivid umbra
quick carbon
wide knoll
vapid nova
sonic wedge
civic barn
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I’m sorry I’m not the one to judge Trump has done a lot of good stuff to my country

stoic lodge
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I'm voting Kamala Harris for president

civic barn
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Like the peace agreements Trump did changed everything for my country

stoic lodge
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Trump is a grifter

vapid nova
civic barn
naive robin
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running around making 'allies' with countries just to make your country weaker and worse

vapid nova
civic barn
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Most of my country supports Trump because we just don’t know Kamala or her intentions

civic barn
vivid umbra
vapid nova
quick carbon
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Bibi 🥰

civic barn
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I hope u understand me

vapid nova
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i hate bibi im sorry but he is literally my personal enemy i hate that man

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i hate the likud i hate it

quick carbon
vivid umbra
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NATO was threatened because of him, you should have seen Merkel and Macron just panicking, having to steer military spending to be independent of the USA

quick carbon
civic barn
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Guys I think Trump or
Kamala will win this.

naive robin
storm garden
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well no jill stein will

quick carbon
vapid nova
naive robin
vivid umbra
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I say this without any irony, but purely the fact the U.S. is so instable because y'all could elect someone like Trump means that I want to rely less on the US as a partner, both in trade and military

civic barn
naive robin
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no..

civic barn
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Instead of making enemies he was making peace.

vivid umbra
naive robin
civic barn
sonic wedge
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if only he helped HIS OWN country