#jail thread
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What's happening
what is this ππ
WELCOME TO JAIL
Where I'll send daily updates of the jail
Whatβs this
Time to self promo ahem
IM THE WARDEN π
GUys iM BOUTTA DROP ON SOUNDCLOUD
self promo can add your sentence to 2 years
HERE ARE THE RULES
2 years behind bars
Rules ?
Iβm gone
Jhgdaghhgggggg
Ik what u know
So it goesss
I WANNA BETHERE
NO CHIT CHATTING
NO SELF PROMO (MUST NEED PERMISSION FROM WARDEN)
ESCAPING CAN EXECUTE YOU
NO COMPLAINING FOR FOOD
NO ALLIANCES (INCL. FRIENDSHIPS BUT FRIENDSHIP BRACELET CAN BE TRADED)
IF YOU BREAK 1 OF THESE YOULL BE SENT IN THE MENTAL ROOM (AKA THE CLOWNING ROOM)
@here
anyways.
They can't escape
Me after an exam when I remember something I'm supposed to remember in the exam hall
I wanna be in jail
you are one of my guards. guard them asap pookie π
π€π€π€ππ₯ππ©°ππ
Come here dressed in black now
So
So
So it goes
Anyone wanna be my friend
π
@umbral gulch
What
THIS IS THE CLOWNING ROOM
U want
check the rules
Nar
No alliances
I donβt feel like it
HELP?
10 years has been upgraded to 20
Ethan I want you to listen to me, I'm the one who jails most people here
how i feel reading this chat
Ur mean
You're acting like you're the owner
Who
ur the CEO of this prison actually, I'm just the warden π€
Ethan
Fr
Exactly.
RULES SAID NO ALLIANCES
I am
U donβt tell me what to do
I'll give you a few tips
Fr???
I'll tag ALL INMATES, AND MUST RESPOND IN AN HOUR
Avy. QUEEN OF THE PRISON
Can u @ them
Alr ROLL CALL STARTS NOW
Bitch who are u
Wait where are they-
Idk who u think ur talking to π
@mellow coyote WE HAVE CODE RED, THEY ESCAPED ππππ

Is she actually the owner
This is your fault
HOW MANY WERE THERE? ONLY 2 WERE CAUGHT
Who are they.
Names.
I saw you typing
@visual magnet and @heady galleon
SYOP
the heck is this
IF YOU FUCKIN LEAVE AGAIN UR GOING TO THE TIGERS
WHAT
Imagine being in jail
WHAT
what is this ππ
im either not im jail or i get sentenced to death
I HSVE CLASS
Womp womp
avy they made a channel for u
Ofc they did
bitch I'll calm down
im in like 15 jails atp
I'll giving their charges
@mellow coyote are you enjoying it here
im basically a felon
imagine being in jail purrrr
Where you belong
You can't jail anyone brl
uwu teehee ππ€πΌπ₯°
DAM
Ethan feed this bitch to the Tigers
@thin kelp here after pulling a nbnc on a toddler (all of the crimes are joke)
BRO** NOT HOE
You can't
im in jail for disliking red ??
Stinky ahh
@robust surge can you eat this disgraceful person plweasee
i would like to be excluded from this narrative
GAGGED
you're getting a special place here too
stfu rn before I add up your sentence to 600
i wanna be apart of the human centipede
conga line
dododooo
come on and join thhe conga
Cry about it + L + ratio + womp womp + you can't jail anyone + @little sable feed them to giggle + wannabe + ugly ass way of cropping images
not avy yapping
NO CHIT CHATTING
NO SELF PROMO (MUST NEED PERMISSION FROM WARDEN)
ESCAPING CAN EXECUTE YOU
NO COMPLAINING FOR FOOD
NO ALLIANCES (INCL. FRIENDSHIPS BUT FRIENDSHIP BRACELET CAN BE TRADED)
IF YOU BREAK 1 OF THESE YOULL BE SENT IN THE MENTAL ROOM (AKA THE CLOWNING ROOM)
@here
!g liver
WHO MADE YOU THE LAW
omg is that my house
yay i moved out of the toilet
Me, @blissful gull and @little sable are the law
and im the judge
Bro is so salty
No you're not.
BITCH ME AND AVY ARE THE LAW
Ur delulu
whoever deleted the skull shouldβve kept it
You me and dbm stan swiftie police
itβs deserved
me hee hee
And scoll shes the executioner
Yes!
and i'm the judge wbk
hashtag felon ππ
bitch do you have a degree in law?
Yes
why is ethan an opp
ask me any questions
so hostile and for what
@here LUNCH TIME GIRLYS
THE MEAL TODAY IS EXPIRED RAW STEAK
Oh
go get em!!
No
avy
It doesn't matter I fired them
They're locked up for being corrupt and accepting bribes from drug dealers like Emilia
and i was fire
Also don't fucking hate speak now, folklore/evermore, and TTPD, and reputation
d
< every other album
ill find you
This thread is crazy
not you with your pintrest swiftie ahh taste bsfr
count your days
val's
10 years upgraded to 30 years
pinterest swiftie taste? girl what u on about β οΈ
This is actually against the rules π€
okg good
ok
i was literally taking about ethan but you do you bestie
ALL OF PRISONERS CHARGES WERE...
||leaking credit card info to buy TTPD merch...yikes||
You will scoll, delete this thread, I just jail people for the laughs, I don't want drama ππ
what you gonna do? /e punch?
ate
I'd very much like to be excluded from this narrative
removed the evidence π
SHUT UP!!
whyβd you guys even make a thread for this
@blissful gull asked
itβs so unecessary
just jail people if you want idgaf
do you guys want me to close it?
I also meant bro and not hoe, it was a typo
naur
she meant hoe
I didn't
UM
I don't say that ππ
Yeah, jailing is for Meredith
erm π₯Έπ€
no pls
guys i have to get a retainer
let's settle things
Y'all just like not having a slow mode
Jailing is a Meredith bit a thread is unnecessary
i love yapping
erm yeah close it
this is too much work for me to be a felon in another thread
You're a felon in Meredith anyway
understood fellas