#Formula One
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😂😂😂😂
I just watched it back too 😂
That’s what I was about to say
So fucking brutal
Heyo lets go
Best response to that
Wait Max 6th??? What happend in the qualies lol
You missed the most important and exciting session of Monaco Grand Prix lol
And joined for most likely the boring session
Over under 0.5 overtakes
Well im just like watching the actual races
the quali might as well have been the actual race
Well, strap in to get bored 😂
One of these times monaco has to be interesting again
I hope that it’s very boring

And that the current grid order is how it ends
if gp will be like f2 feature race, i'd be happy
Crofty mentioned one of the flats being sold on the main grid stretch yesterday
For only 70 Million Euros 
Lawd have mercy lol
Aight i need to watch The qualies more the ha. Is Taylor spotted yet ?
Probably cheaper to get a yacht at that point
Taylor?
Yeah but then the parking spot for it costs a billion euros 😂
Who won 👀
O'Sullivan
unexpectedly, zac
He started P15 
last lap win
Taylor is no where in sight
Goated
I will always get reminded of norris
Oh aleast one Taylor showed up https://fxtwitter.com/sebsclaren/status/1794711210333798458?t=a-Tp8iyMPtOn_xWuntgcDw&s=19
anya taylor joy at the monaco grand prix and supporting lewis and calling him a legend she did it for me 🧸
in f1, logan sargeant has #2
Yeah I saw her interview
sargeant win
Her accent confuses me
Lmfao people start coming at taylor for invading football and now F1
the way abc is so delayed 
I hope Leclerc's brother will be nice to him and stay P2
Invading 
oscar-piastri-leclerc
oscar jack piastri-leclerc
I'd like piastri >
Piastri gets very unlucky
start now
😿
Good start
Let me know when something interesting happens
no energy to watch the race
welp
THE VOICE IN MY COUNTRY IS 5 SECONDS BEHIND 😭
might tune in at the end
RED FLAG
CHECO BEHIND
WHAT
Just walking around casually
holy crap
Im turning on the tv
Half the car is gone
waiting for replay
he’s out tho so let’s see it
Oh my god
This is good for Sainz if he makes it back
is sainz back?
He might be able to start P3 again
most likely will
WHAT HAPPEND
Holy
Holy fuck that was big
Tboned
Perez got tagged
valtteri just "what the fuck is going on"
sainz in pit
zhou actually
Day bree
bruhhhh
Sainz got tagged by Piastri
Ferrari is catching up on the constructors
Small contact and tyre go brrrr
holy cow
This picture
just finally saw the replay
Dude the car cam
the debris is remarkable
IT WAS K-MAG
Magnussen main character syndrome
OLIVER BEARMAN
I have never driven an F1 car and I think I know
that my car
was not gonna fit in that window
Cliffs Notes on what happened
Think Nico described it perfectly as “unnecessary”
I, as a Dane, apologize on kmags behalf
KMag wiped out Perez, himself and Nico
Kmag committed an act of terrorism and destroyed checo's car and he hit nico
Dawg it’s too early for this
KMag is definitely getting fired
By trying to squeeze alongside Perez
Jesus fuck
It would've been race incident but seeing KMag's history this year, he needs that fucking race ban
Oh and sainz had a fucked up tire or suspension issue
And was gonna be at the back or out but since this was so early
seeing max watch the crash back is crazy
Ocon 
they r likely gonna restart from original race order since they hadnt gone through first
Wtf the alpines hit each other
Ocoon is a dumbass
Kart ded
the alpine 😭
Not the alpines
justice for gasly
Also I just know
Well this is good this is gonna give my breakfast time to arrive lol
Well this race is surely anything but boring
and this now
Ocon can't let go of the fact that Gasly was ahead of him
Don’t hate me but why Lance Stroll kinda…
please stop
BREAKING: k-mag signs in chinese f4 with checo
I’m about to get banned
Stanning George Russell is bad enough for you
K-Mag say hello to Shanghai
Standing Start confirmed👀
damn ocon
BREAKING: Kmag announced main villain of next season of Drive Survive
do we have time?
Not yet
XY:40 min
All I think about after every crash
Only that it will be standing start
Is how much fiberglass there is that is so hard to pick up
Like idk if anyone else here has ever jumped in a fountain or anything with fiberglass in it
Race restart on grid should be this order that past S1 timing beam.
That barrier is so damaged
that shit dont just go away
Ok George side profile!!!!!!!!!
@warped prawn Are u coming back 😦
this aged well 😂
What
Face card NEVER declines
Oh fuck
Maybe sharing the invite link with me was a mistake
Carbon fiber. It can cut you and you only need something tgats 1cm sq to cut a tire.
i bet if i go for a walk to nearest foreign country and back the red flag will still be on
Mr. Bean moment
Can they show some coverage of the Alpine garage
Haha
Might see Gasly trying to murder Ocon
Netflix probably stalking them
Ocon 
I just like that I ordered a breakfast poutine and now this is giving it a chance to be made and delivered with more of the race to watch while I’m eating it.
It’s gonna take ages
I think race restart will be at 1535.
My friend just texted me “im singing the national anthem because Logan is moving up a position”
Confirmed: Barrier repairs could take an hour.
Guess I'll make some brekkie lol
Holy hell
Or brunch lolol
Gonna enjoy my breakfast now
oof
:D!
SAI in 3rd confirmed
Oh so they’re just restating the race?
Yep
That’s me going on the repairs from Kimis incident at Silverstone in 2016/7. 1 hour barrier repair.
Yeah
albon got moved up
Good thing Sainz didn't do any more damage to his car than the puncture
what the insurance company thinks you're going to do when you get your first car
I’d expect them all to start with a hard on now. 😳😳😳
I know it's not Perez's fault
But that's what happens when you qualify way out of position
Damn
Run to the end. No pit stops.
To be honest, car looks dramatically more damaged than it is
logan looks smash ngl
Because that's the new regulation from FIA after that Grosjean crash
Back to watching golf. I feel like a grandpa
That’s a chassis in my opinion. A new one costs probably €900,000.
looks like no further investigation
yep
You're telling me the car isn't supposed to turn into a cluster bomb on impact?
It is
these are the prices that the guy who counts crash prices uses
It is supposed to break from the middle so the engine can get separate and away from the driver
Those prices are a few years out of date. Those prices were from circa 2018. Probably 30% higher now.
Kart
Okay my discord keeps crashing today for some reason @fallow thistle
you died again
still, it's over 3 mil for checo
A chassis was €600,000 in 2014, a 15% increase on 2013.
Maybe go for a lower settings
I'm already on 1080p
If it crashes again, I will restart the pc
That’s a true figure. I’d reckon €4m. The incident was close to €6m in total. Including barriers.
15:44
12 minutes to start
Wow that's quick
Ocon got told by Famin 
christian explaining to checo why he gets demoted to f4
Ocon definitely really regretting that 😂😂
Drive to Survive about to have a field day
“I told you guys”
4 episodes about monaco
is that what lewis said?
Yeah
I wasnt reading it but heard it
not icon 💀
“I told you guys, I told you guys”
Ocon could be an Icon
Ocon just races too hard against his teammates
And I’m the one with bad takes?? 
Especially against Gasly
They say they're friends now but that's never happening lol
You stan George Russell
Too much history
Ah so KMag blames Pérez
I dont even have to have a comeback for that
😂😂😂
And you just said Ocon could be an Icon
watch their focus be on Stake for this race 😃
Yeah idk why they thought that was a good idea
I mean hey at least I am self aware of my cringe takes
My breakfast poutine is almost here and we are still in the red flag 
Will it arrive in 5 minutes?
I forget Poutine is a thing😂
15:44 let’s go
In 5 min it will be here in 6 min
So not bad
I probably won’t
if there is a crash at the restart i'll lose 99% of my sanity
ban magnussen from all automobiles
Australia 2023 all over again
||As team chaos, I wouldnt mind||
I fancy another fuck up on the new race start.
kmag chose to get hated today
my grandma is a better driver
We are 3 cars down towards my ultimate goal I mentioned yesterday
Same but if it’s gonna take another hour hoooo brother
At this point I might be a better driver
You really said “put me in coach”
I might get last place

Awwww yis
But at least I'll get last place and not cost you $600k+ of damage
Ah fuck
Ocon Out!!!
I forgot I had Nico in my team
Thank god.
Ocon out?
Haas fucked over 2/3 of my teams this weekend
lmfao
OH MY GOD THE F1TV HUB IS DOING THINGS
They basically negated all of the points my one bullshit team got from quali which, prior to the DQ, managed to somehow score the highest
I’m away to live timing.
I have red bull and haas constructer kmag and ocon on my fantasy team
I see hards everywhere
I dont want to hear about yalls fantasy
Got speeding tickets, that makes me a fast driver
End of the race going to be spicy that's for sure
Hards will be dead by the end of race
Lewis being mad about the tires was funny 😂
48C track temp, 76-ish laps
They will survive for sure
but only 250km or so
Clean
cleannnn
MY NET WENT DOWN NOOOOOOO
Classic Brundle
Going to lose a lot of hair today
DRS doesn't help a lot but Legreg still needs to get away
Logan doing so well P15 
Logan new goatifi
In F2, driver starting from P15 won today so you never know 
dang that's impressive

comeon logan you got this
What was the context for that happening though
They did not pit till the end
There was VSC right at the end with only 2 laps remaining
And they got extremely lucky
Ah so they got lucky
danggg that's crazy
The driver in P2 was fuming 😂
Aron p1 on f2 standings 
the battle for 1st graphic 
Lap 1 incident involving Piastri and Sainz noted 👀
What was the inchident
Sainz making a contact with Piastri
love tap puncture
That resulted in his puncture
Oop
puncture for sainz, floor for oscar
10s time penalty for Ocon
OOP
but the floor damage is minimal, it was shown on cameras
But for what? He's not in the fucking race 😂
Albon in the points 
Ocon go sit in the corner for 10s and think about what you did
Can Kmag start from Miami?
Knowing the alpine he wouldn’t even make it out of Manhattan
KMag would need to start in fucking Antarctica
😂
He’d end up in the hudson I fear
sainz they just patched his floor up
he'll get 10 sec penalty for taking pictures with spiderman or crashing into him midflight
Sainz really got away with a mulligan
Ocon's penalty being converted to a grid penalty in Canada
Honestly it should be
The roast on russell from rb
depends, is gasly already in it so he's trying to overtake him?
Pootling around
Well George doesn’t get it either clearly 💀
He’s a walking British stereotype
Waiting for a “blimey” soon
„Blimey, he's racing like his life depends on it"
Bloody hell
Oh yeah that was crikey
btw, the fastest lap is only 1,5 seconds faster than the fastest lap in F2 feature race
I love how even in the middle of the track in Australia he whipped this out
even less i think
Piastri really wants this one 😭
1.5 seconds is a lot in racing time tho
'Can mice play chess'
damn that was quick
Well my breakfast poutine sucked
Yeah but Leclerc was also told to slow down
I'm happy with whatever outcome leaves max in 6th
Carlos saying can we get a move on here 😂
The drivers are getting antsy
For once he is actually being a good teammate
I want to see Oscar try to jump this
Confirmed: Carlos/Oscar beef outranks inter-Ferrari beef
He said his main goal today is to get Charles the win during driver's parade
Race start when 
Race already started....
bottas 4 seconds quicker, finally a good race pace
Almost half an hour ago
Are you like 45 mins behind?
I think they're joking
😂
Well!
or they are behind
Oh
That works
Restart too
It’s already restarted
He just doesn’t want Oscar to win 🤭
😂
no it restarted
That started 15:44
30 minutes ago...

It’s on lap 19 now for me
I thought they were just calling the race boring
Yeah

In George’s defense earlier… he’s like a snail
Ferrari 1-2 🙏
Like is a 9 second gap necessary
Please Taylor & Travis show up in Monaco to make this hype
That's not happening lol
Travis was watching the Stars/Oilers game yesterday 🤭
They better get a teleporter ready
I could not care less about seeing them there😂
Vegas is our best possibility for Taylor to show up
Imagine outta nowhere Taylor with the finish flag
it'd be cool to see Taylor at the race
Leclerc speeding up it seems
ok Charles just stay at this pace
how long does george have to go slow af to manage these tires?
Ok I’m bored
😂
Can we stop managing the tires
George probably out there thinking about what he’s having for dinner while he moves like a fucking snail
now max is poodling
Monaco is always a boring race lol
very exciting lap 1
Only rain can save it
MERCEDES JAIL CELL LFMAODJDJ
then 💤
lmfao
Welp my dad fell asleep already
Max is in Mercedes jail
max have some fun, ram russell
No
😂 them saying Ted has nothing to do today
I am begging for anything to happen
LMFAOOOOOOO
Ocon is being followed by Netflix this weekend 
We're going to get full detailed footage of this shit
Logan P14 
Stroll DNF
We all know what chaos I want
Ok like… how much longer do they all need to manage their tires
For a long time probably
They are most likely planning to go to softs for the end if possible
Daniel should overtake Alonso and rear end stroll for old times’ sakes
😂😂😂 oh yeah I saw that on his insta
I didn't know. I just saw someone say it on twitter
If daniel does one thing this race I want it to be that
We love to see it
It's worth for the drama
Only thing it is worth for if you already watch the sport 😂
Stay away Piastri 
I started watching it when my friend told me to get into F1 and it’s good to learn like the “nature” of the sport I guess, and for some context of things/histories of teams, but I hate the narratives they spin
I still haven’t finished season 6
quali>race
I found it was good to just ask Kart 100000 questions
whens the next pit window
Surely Lance will drive into the wall and give us something, right
For people on hards, maybe never(?)
Jesus is there no deg?
For people on medium, I would assume around 50 laps
They really said Alonso is sacrificing his race to give Stroll a chance at a world championship point 💀
Wait
Well now that I type that out it makes sense
There is but hards can go on till the end
I guess it just sounded like Lance even has a chance at having a good run in driver’s championship
Alonso would rather die than give Lance a point
It will be very difficult at the end but you never know
Commentators are all speculating about pit stops
“The stewards are more annoyed with Ocon than we thought they might be” 💀
woof 5 place grid drop in Canada
just a reminder, in just 2 minutes we'll be in second half of the race
If thats what they did to ocon, what are they gonna do to kmag?send him over the cliff that is the new saudi arabian grand prix?
no further investigation
Yeah I was gonna say I thought kmag was let off
So if Norris is gonna pit and has absolutely nothing to lose with that giant ass gap Russell left then what exactly was the point of that gap?? I don’t understand Merc 😭
5 grid penalty was a little harsh maybe for Ocon tbh
no stopper
Considering the only person’s race he ruined was his own
3 would've been enough
That's what they generally do
But this is FIA so who knows

Yeah 3 would make sense
racing by himself
5 second penalty for Ocon = ❌
5 grid place penalty for Ocon = ✅
He doesn't want anyone to have that extra point
he's so based
leclerc overtaking the back now
he had a pit from M to H, so he went 4 secs quicker to fill the gap
Today’s incident was my fault, the gap was too small in the end and I apologise to the team on this one. Hoping for a deserved points-finish for the team today.

Trying to do damage control
where's kmag's damage control, he's the one who needs it
bruno famin held a gun by his head or what?
Probably 😂
kmag better show up to the next race with a cake for Perez
He already said in the press that it wasn't his fault
Remember last year when Alonso started P2 here
💀 of course he doesn't think he's at fault
He already blamed Perez for closing the door
Typical kmag
sainz out here really testing his luck
Kaslight. Katekeep. Kirlboss.
The Kevin Way.
👀 👀
Ocon getting fired 😂
What???
Famin chose violence today
PIT
Lance pits 
Ooooof
ocon is going to be third driver to be promoted to chinese F4 this weekend
😂
Consequences and a tough decision for Ocon
so I'd guess Ocon won't be renewed at Alpine
and Haas has apparently been talking to him
Carlos to Alpine
i think he's already been talking to other teams though
Kmag and Ocon can compete for taking each other out first
so i guess it's already been floated around
Yeah I heard the rumours
"consequences" sounds quite harsh
I just don't see any open seats 😂
and "tough decision"
Yeah
Haas might have a second free seat here 😂
yeah tbh i wouldn't know how safe KMag is at Haas
😂
He gets a race ban, Bearman drives a race in place of him and if he does good, he is cooked lol
KMag wasn't always bad
Sadly, less than Mazespin
Aw didn't realise Charles has never been on the podium in Monaco
This just in, straight from the family groupchat
now i feel even more tense
He can change that today 
It's just this year he's done this because by sacrificing himself, Haas gets points for Hulk
Yeah
3 pole positions but never on podium
You're telling me we can put Mick back in Haas next year
Lmao Charles
lmao this fucking banter
das rude
“We are not interested” is the new “we are checking”
alpine actually
STROLL PUNCTURE
Softs?!?!
TYRE IS OFF
Man is actually cooking
Lmfao the tire
awwwww
only 90 km
after alonso did all that
oooh
That might have been alonso's thirteenth reason
he hit the barriers
He's just sitting there like
with softs? 100%
sargeant will make a huge pile up and win the race
Mercs 👀
the gap is significant
Verstappen in DRS range
'Yeah dude its damn near a minute
max quickest S1
max wants out of this prison cell of george russell
he's pitting
Nevermind

Wouldn't be surprised
what happened?
no, lance had overtaken max while in pit
give Bottas the award
He might get it by defualt for having the only overtake 😂
Bottas for driver of the day
😂
Added a little ✨spice✨ to it
max has 20 laps and 35 seconds
The announcers don’t know what the other is on about lmfao
will he make it y/n?
Max is absolutely cutting through that gap
Lewis Fastest Lap

Expecting a safety car or vsc or something
Damn, to mediums too
Carlos should be defending against Lando but the gap is too big that he's not really
Top 4 is the same?
yup
LEC PIA SAI NOR so far
20 seconds, 16 laps
Max is gonna kill George rq
Max still p6?
yup
not for long
he's still in the george jail

Catching is one thing, passing is another
Why didn’t Merc box George earlier 🧍🏻♀️
I am ready for Max to absolutely hand it to george
they are just silly
Knowing George, he'll lockup in Lap 78 an end up in the wall
That would mean a Sainz win
I'd be fine with that
As long as the top 3 is ferrari-mclaren I’m all good 🙏
All that slow driving from George is coming in handy now
This red bull downfall hitting like crack
Impressed with George’s defending rn
George is doing really well holding
Lol Yuki
I love yukiiiii
Now I see what they were doing lmfao
Always a strategy
So sorry if this is stupid question but on this track is it permitted to do the entire race on one set?? Because I hear talk of like going all the way on the tires and it’s already lap 67
Nope
they technically changed tires already
They changed their tyres in pit lane
during the red flag
During red flag
Logan hit the wall 
Normally no they couldn't go on just one set
That’s what I thought, I didn’t think about the pit lane counting
oh both hit the wall, wasn't just logan
lmfao
Sainz is very close to Piastri suddenly
😂
lmao
Hmm if it gets under .3
😂😂😂
I’m way too sick to watch the race but it seems the Leclerc family + Sainz is the podium rn?
Ted lmfao
I think Ted is going insane all by himself in the pit lane
Whats the gap between piastri and sainz
.8
The Leclerc family 💛
logan overtaking
Bring it hommme
Shut the fuck up Leclerc
LEGREG
max can still do it
🐴
2 laps
Take that flag away 
I heard that lol
Honestly he shouldn't be allowed to
taylor mentioned
If you can't talk to Brundle, you don't get to wave the flag
Alexandria was playing with a bracelet
😈
And crofty went Taylor Swift bracelet
yeah it's annoying that they always get people who basically have no interest in f1 to do it
oh!
ohhh hahaha
I forgot to vote for dotd
THAT WAS FUNNY
i love the commentators
how did everyone from P8 and behind get so far behind
Rise
Yachts honking 😭
if he crashes it it's going to be meme
I hated the race but i’ll watch for the commentators
HE BROUGHT IT HOME
Woooooo
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GOOOO
WHO WITH THE WHAT
YESSSSSSSSSSS
I CAN RELAX

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LEGREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
🎆
WOOOOOO
AT MONACO
FERRARI 1-3

🇲🇨
Yes yes yes
DAWG IM SO EMO
and we'll get to hear the italian anthem
YESSSSSSSSS
HE'S POPPING OFF
Charles is crying 😭

I'm so fucking happy for him
awwww i'm so happy for him
HAHA
this is so gonna be a DTS episode
wheres mbappe
Damn look at those tires omg
First Monagesque 🥺
lmaoooooo
😂😂😂😂😂
the tires look mint
Listen to that
lmao this camera being shooken against him 😂
Why am I more emo than when Lando won 😭😭
I think it's just exciting anytime someone who's not Max wins
Well yes!
Not even top 3 lel
He's been so cursed at home, it feels like his first win
beautiful
anywyas time to go back to hating f1
no podium for RBR
Couldn’t even get past Russell 😂🫵🏻
This is going to be his favourite win of all time
Stuck in Russel Jail
Jos is going to detonate a nuclear warhead now
Is this good or bad
That’s my new fave phrase
NICE RACE 🙏
As someone who doesn’t like the max dominance and likes George, good lololol
HAHAHA
Red flag was good entertainment
Turn your mic up Jenson
Charles is so pretty when he cries
Well yes!
Man is always pretty
Perez now 5th in drivers standings 😳
can we get a shot of George's tires now 😂
Updated Driver's Standings after the Monaco Grand Prix:
Verstappen - 169
Leclerc - 138
Norris - 113
Sainz - 108
Perez - 107
Piastri - 71
Russell - 54
Hamilton - 42
Alonso - 33
Tsunoda - 19
I assumed he was on hards for a long time
Leclerc WDC 2024
pls pls pls let the red bull dominance be over
It's funny they kept asking the Williams principal about making Lewis run mediums for 66 laps, and how Lewis was so mad about that, and now George had to do 77 laps on them 😂
30 points gap between max and charles 🙏
Saving this 😭
No more Max podcast 😤
Ferrari Podcast ft. Oscar Piastri
lol
The Aussie suit worked
Podium: Leclerc Family and Sainz
"it's difficult to go so slow"
the family ft. Sainz
Charles gotta put the APM Monaco drip on before the podium
Charles offered to adopt Sainz too in the press conference after Quali
damn the diamonds
Drip
He’s a whole ass APM Monaco global ambassador
The jump
I know haha
Theres red… and then theres yellow/green
FRED
Fly it
Red is the gods color
Bro I’m cryingggggggg
Moar trophies
I like the hats
he fok smash my car
Monaco anthem 🙏
Visa cash app chilling
Not hearing the dutch anthem 
Ah at peace
I was unfortunate and heard it 2 times today earlier 😂
aw i'm just so happy for Charles
lmao Carlos just dumped it straight on him superbowl style
Prince Albert joining in 😂
Loving the spirit for ferrari
LETS GO PRINCE ALBERT
Going to espn3 noooo
it's so much better hearing the italian anthem
It's the best anthem
25 points for Charles
Last week the performance at Imola by the kids was amazing
CANADA NEXT RAHHHHHHHH
We're on our fucking way
pain
Quali 2200 CET
Race 2000 CET
Kart, just use UTC please
2000 UTC and 1800 UTC
4pm for me 
I'm gonna miss the Canadian GP but I'm not mad because I'll be watching Taylor 😂
HELOOO IM SOBBINGGG LECLDEKRMDCKC
Ocon got their first point in Miami
first Williams points 💃
CHAAAAAAAAAAARLES
Oh I thought this was their first
i saw a video of lewis going over to congratulate ocon for it then
curious to see what esteban's "consequences" are going to be





