Formula One

[warped prawn]

Got the apology from Crofty

If a bad day is P2, I take it

😭

Man is so used to the top spot of the podium, P2 is bad

[velvet hedge]

IM GONNA CRYYY

[kind hinge]

"the red bull was like alpine today" "it was a tractor" this is why nobody likes redbull fans 😭 they're all fake anyway

[echo mesa]

the state of f1

[tender bluff]

I AM ALRRSDY CRYINH

[echo mesa]

imagine being a fan of an energy drink

[warped prawn]

Imagine their reaction if Red Bull actually acts like Alpine lol

[tender bluff]

"I think I'm crying"

[kind hinge]

FUCK FUCK FUCK

[echo mesa]

no driver would ever reject RB on twitter publicly

[echo mesa]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tender bluff]

TIME TO DO IT

[river steeple]

hang it on the louvre

[echo mesa]

"it's kind of my home town"

[polar meteor]

lol

[warped prawn]

Ayyy podcast time

[river gate]

lmao them watching max hit the bollard

LOL max "they have the spare chassis now?" after the williams crash

[warped prawn]

Good weekend to be British

[river gate]

oh hell yeah I have Lando on my f1 team

[rotund pulsar]

Lando wins in FLORIDA!!!

[polar meteor]

...is one hell of a drug!

[warped prawn]

Champagne bang!

[river gate]

lmao one very appropriate champagne wash for Lando

[mystic surge]

this race was really boring, change my mind

[river gate]

Okay max, you can go home to gram now

[warped prawn]

Imola next

We get to see Seb next race

[river steeple]

Yes

[river gate]

Lando winning in a car with a lot of upgrades, on a sprint weekend where he didn't even get to drive much, is pretty impresive

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/landonorris/status/1787245133814997019?s=46

Lando Norris (@LandoNorris) on X

WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. P1 🏆

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 10:16 PM

[echo mesa]

the fuckijg is really relatable

he truly is one of us

[river gate]

Crofty said Max's car did get a bit of floor damage from hitting the bollard

[torpid elk]

CHOP CHOP

Bia win, lando win

papaya

[fallow thistle]

What the fuck

I picked the wrong race to not watch

(It was 4-6am)

[river gate]

fair reason to not watch but yeah must've been quite a surprise for you waking up to seeing Lando won 😂

[warped prawn]

Just wake up early

[west sleet]

Damn bianca

[knotty mortar]

[river steeple]

Have a F1 race ever been so close the the recent NASCAR one?

[warped prawn]

Closest would probably be Schumacher and Barichello in Indianapolis

But wouldn't really call it a close race

[green ocean]

Here's a whole video of them! https://youtu.be/OXWQxoasVak?si=e3jcuPedBDuBDfIJ

[river gate]

that wet one (Massa v Kubica) , what even are track limits 😂

[polar meteor]

Oh no

[river gate]

🤣

Need one of logan's car in a bubble

[mystic surge]

https://twitter.com/scuderiaferrari/status/1788615590615089642?s=46&t=aqF8Bf5K4SyjzPr3OXrezg

Scuderia Ferrari HP (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

Organisational update:

Scuderia Ferrari HP announces that Bryan Bozzi, who has worked in the team for ten years, currently as Performance Engineer to Charles Leclerc, will now take on the role of his Race Engineer as from next weekend’s Gran Premio del Made in Italy and…

Twitter · May 9, 2024, 5:02 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH BABYYYY

[surreal mulch]

guys i think xavi finally stopped checking..

[polar meteor]

It finally came! 💙

[tall otter]

Rawe ceek

[tender bluff]

FINALLY

McLaren 1-2👀

@surreal mulch Ferrari home race bestie😍

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1790669331522548057?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Alex Albon signs a multi-year contract extension to stay at Williams #F1

Twitter · May 15, 2024, 9:03 AM

[west sleet]

Well

That’s a choice

Takes him into 2026

[mystic surge]

rip valtteri bottas 2013-2024 you were a real one

[river gate]

Was Albon expected to go somewhere else?

[west sleet]

There had been rumours of him going to red bull at one stage

[river gate]

Ah

[west sleet]

George asking Lewis why he wasn’t running 😂😂

[warped prawn]

Lewis on the scooter 😂😂

[west sleet]

George goes “ugh Ferrari” when he sees Charles and Lewis together both not running 😂

[warped prawn]

😂😂

Max is struggling quite a lot

[west sleet]

What we like to see

Hopefully it’ll make the race interesting

[knotty mortar]

chat my manifestations r working, leclerc win incominggggg (i'm delulu 💀 )

[uncut tapir]

ITS HAPPENING

(im also delusional)

[river gate]

man looks like there were quite a lot of issues during both practices

[knotty mortar]

FORZAA FERARII

[warped prawn]

That was one hell of a Formula 3 sprint

4 Safety Cars and 1 Virtual Safety Car in 18 lap sprint

And a very weird ending

[river steeple]

Woah cool things to spot at the Mall of Scandinavia while waiting for Eras tour Stockholm

[warped prawn]

Feels weird not to hear Crofty

[warped prawn]

Alonso in the wall

[knotty mortar]

welp nando

thats smth u dont see too often

[warped prawn]

Perez in the wall

[warped prawn]

Extremely chaotic start in F2 Sprint

Multiple crashes

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1791822666204135595?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

RB fined €5000 for the incident between Ricciardo and Magnussen.

Stewards felt there were a number of mitigating circumstances as it was after the chequered flag, but still on the team to give fair warning of any cars approaching at speed #F1 #ImolaGP

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 1:26 PM

[west sleet]

george is so memeworthy without even trying

the little segment he's done driving an old vintage car is hilarious

[warped prawn]

I loved that 😂

The way he's sitting in that car and just enjoying the drive

Quali time

Anyone watching?

[west sleet]

i am

so nice to be back to normal daytime viewing

[warped prawn]

Yep

@fallow thistle Quali time

[fallow thistle]

This is really zoomed in, Kart

[warped prawn]

Zoomed in?

[warped prawn]

That's the full screen for you?

Discord preview looks normal on my side

[warped prawn]

Hmm this is weird

[west sleet]

looks normal to me

but remember i had this issue ages ago when watching a stream on discord

yeah your stream seems fine

[warped prawn]

Rip Bianca

First F1tv screwed up and didn't let me stream

And now discord is acting up

[west sleet]

all good for fernando

[warped prawn]

Yeah

The crash wasn't that bad

[fallow thistle]

Restarted Discord and it's okay now

[warped prawn]

[fallow thistle]

It's stuttering but it's whatever

[warped prawn]

I also reduced the quality to 1440p

[fallow thistle]

Still stuttering

[warped prawn]

1080p now

[fallow thistle]

Still really bad

Man...

[warped prawn]

[fallow thistle]

Wait it's okay now

[kind hinge]

why the fuck is f1 24 $71 😭😭

[fallow thistle]

I think it's like

It was deciding slowly how much lag to give me

[warped prawn]

But at least it's watchable now?

[warped prawn]

It was always in that range

McLarens zooming

[fallow thistle]

I like how we still keep zooming in on Toto's face as if he's won a world championship in three years

[warped prawn]

F for Alonso

[river gate]

lord Alonso jsut gonna live in the gravel this weekend

[warped prawn]

They just want to show how he has failed

Holy shit

Where the fuck did that come from Hulk?

[velvet hedge]

Hulkenburg?!?!

[warped prawn]

Hulk P3 and Magnussen P19

Ooooh Piastri might get a penalty

[west sleet]

lewis so lonely

[warped prawn]

Everyone flying

Damn Tsunoda

Mercs

Yuki has a lot of trust in his lap

I hope it doesn't backfire

[knotty mortar]

i think he should be safe

[warped prawn]

I think so too

But sometimes you just never know

[knotty mortar]

yeah

[fallow thistle]

Please god

Legreg on pole at Imola please

[warped prawn]

Yeah he's safe

[knotty mortar]

😮‍💨

[warped prawn]

Nobody going higher than P6

[knotty mortar]

wait is checo on a lap

yep

[warped prawn]

Sainz not improving 👀

[knotty mortar]

ouch

he could be out

[warped prawn]

Perez not improving 👀

[knotty mortar]

nvm

maxxxx

lmao

checo

tusk tusk

[warped prawn]

Must feel like last year where he went for so long without Q3

[fallow thistle]

It's 2023

All over again

[warped prawn]

Yep lol

[velvet hedge]

here we go weeee

[warped prawn]

Massive for RBs

Home team

[velvet hedge]

Two RBs and a Haas is crazyyy

[knotty mortar]

checo back in his washed era

good for the first 1-4 races

[west sleet]

The small edits will never not be funny to me

[warped prawn]

Love it

They always manage to make it look good

Leclerc F

[warped prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lies-liar-bullshit-so-that-was-gif-15334130

Ayyyyy, Valsecchi 😂

[fallow thistle]

I'm sos ad

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1791881436967968808?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

PENALTY: Three-place grid drop for Piastri for impeding, goes from P2 to P5 #F1 #ImolaGP

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 5:20 PM

As expected

[west sleet]

F

[river gate]

👀👀 F1 Pumas

[tawny spruce]

I had Ferrari pumas when I was very young

Like 10-15 years ago

They were my favourite pair. I wore them all the time

[river gate]

nice

[river gate]

😂 unexpected F1

[warped prawn]

Poor Bearman 😭

[warped prawn]

Pit lane drama and tyres flying

[west sleet]

Swifties probably cursed him

There’s a video I saw yesterday where they were getting the drivers to do Shakespeare or Taylor and he said “she’s so bad”

[warped prawn]

Oof

Poor guy went from P1 to P21

His car stalled twice in the pitlane

[west sleet]

Yeah that’s swiftie voodoo

[warped prawn]

😔

[west sleet]

The video is actually funny

[warped prawn]

Bad karma

[west sleet]

They seemed shocked Taylor knew big words

[warped prawn]

Huh 😂

Send the video

[west sleet]

https://youtu.be/vq2ykV7gs_c?si=IMzZC1ZhqLTE1hPb

[warped prawn]

Ooof official Prema channel

[west sleet]

I don’t think the really crazy swifties have found the video yet 😂

[warped prawn]

Yeah I don't think they will considering it's Prema

If it was any of the F1 teams, this would've blown up already 😂

[west sleet]

Oh for sure

But all it takes is one swiftie to post that onto twitter and Ollie Bearman will have his twitter flooded 😂😂😂

[warped prawn]

Ooof the private jet joke from Ollie

He better pray that people don't find this video 😂

[west sleet]

I think it’s around 8:26 that he says “she’s so bad” 😂😂😂

Wait no 8:47 😂😂

[warped prawn]

Yeah and they didn't put the subtitle for it either

Saved by the editing team 😂

It is Romeo. It can't be Taylor Swift if it says Romeo

😭

[west sleet]

Sound logic 😂😂😂

[warped prawn]

Overall it wasn't that bad

[west sleet]

I think mainly they’re like she’s weird

[warped prawn]

But some of the things out of context will land them hot on twitter 😂

[west sleet]

She couldn’t use a word like dwindling in a song

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Or incandescent

[west sleet]

I think they all just in their head had shake it off Taylor in mind 😂

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[west sleet]

It’s more funny than anything

[warped prawn]

The moment it was Shake it Off, they all went TAYLOR 😂

[west sleet]

But some swifties would take personal offense

[warped prawn]

Yeah for sure

I loved the end where they all went „We love you Taylor. Don't hate us Swifties" 😂

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1792132934306046257

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Alonso to start from pit lane today after Aston Martin opted to make set-up changes. He was P19 originally after an issue in Q1 yesterday #F1 #ImolaGP

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 9:59 AM

[west sleet]

Makes sense

[knotty mortar]

lmao i saw that vid

[warped prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds845b_1-nA&ab_channel=FORMULA1

Starts in about 2 minutes if anyone wants to watch

[warped prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ST1OPDyDA&ab_channel=FORMULA1

If anyone is interested

[knotty mortar]

engine fired up 🔥

omgggg

that sound

[river gate]

really nothing for Alonso to lose we was P20 before Logan's lap time was deleted

so in a way he just gave Logan his "spot" back

LOL the sky sports guy ripping the other reporter off Max when Sky wanted to talk to him

[west sleet]

hahaha that was hilarious

[warped prawn]

Love the national anthem rendition 🥺

[west sleet]

there was a media guy talking to max who followed him onto the grid and then security came and yanked him back

because he mustn't have media access to interview on the grid 😂

it's such a nice national anthem

[knotty mortar]

7min left 🔥

[warped prawn]

I wish Valsecchi was commentating this week 😂

@fallow thistle Race time

[river gate]

yeah that's probably it, nope back you go sir, guy on the side line

[west sleet]

max found it really funny when the guy was yanked away

they just grabbed him by the shoulder and dragged him away

[warped prawn]

Alonso starting on Softs 👀

Very weird considering he's starting from the pit lane

The smoke from flares 😭

[river gate]

lets go landooooo

everyone in the back ditching their softs

[warped prawn]

Yep

It was a weird choice in my opinion

Especially for Alonso

[river gate]

did they say Albon has a loose tire?

[warped prawn]

Nope

Oh

Still nope

[river gate]

what was the comment about tires

Albon's falling very behind so seems like he's got an issue

[warped prawn]

Looks like they did

Front right?

It's the theme today anyway

[river gate]

Yeah Albon thought he had a loose wheel

[warped prawn]

2 cars were let go in F2 with loose tyres and their tyres went flying immediately

[river gate]

💀

Could've been fully attached but a unlucky wonky tire?

[warped prawn]

Yeah

It looked wobbly to me too

But that was very weird

Generally it's either on or not

[river gate]

Yeah must've just been a bad tire

be interesting if we get an answer from someone eventually today

Alonso with the front left brake fire

[warped prawn]

[river gate]

bruh stopped paying attention to max and lando, and he's now 4.5s ahead

[warped prawn]

So much for struggling

[river gate]

Max struggling looks a bit different than everyone elses struggling I guess

[warped prawn]

Yeah

And to add insult to it, he was racing in an online 24 hours of Nürburgring Race last night

And his team just won

[river gate]

I- so this is sleep deprived max too?

[warped prawn]

He said he got about 7 hours of sleep but he generally likes more on race days

So kind of yes

[river gate]

built different I guess

[west sleet]

Think this is gonna be a dull race

[river gate]

Very much setting up for it to be dull. The gravel gives a slight chance of excitement but only Perez has messed up with that so far

[warped prawn]

F3 and F2 race lied to me

[velvet hedge]

Albon penalty gonna single handedly ruin his whole race

[warped prawn]

Penalty for the pit stop incident?

[west sleet]

Ouch

Yeah

[warped prawn]

Team should be penalised and not him 😔

[west sleet]

I suppose this is the best way to punish a team

Impact their race result

[warped prawn]

Verstappen go off track limit one more time

[west sleet]

I watched a video a few weeks ago of a f3 or f4 driver I can’t remember which, who was killed by a tyre bouncing off another car and hitting him on the head

Obviously halo would prevent that now

But can see why they’d be really strict about tyre stuff

[river gate]

Let's be real Albon's race was already ruined by having to pit again, and having to drive very slowly to get back to the pit

[warped prawn]

That's why I wondered that they would penalise the team financially.

As his race was already ruined, penalty isn't doing anything to him or the team

[west sleet]

I suppose it’s the same way if the team released him into another driver

[warped prawn]

True

[west sleet]

FIA trying for ✨ consistency ✨

[warped prawn]

They don't have that word in their dictionary

[river gate]

Both of those seem like it would make more sense to penalize the team, since the driver's not really to blame

[warped prawn]

Hamilton went off somewhere I think

[west sleet]

I think they asked Lewis about this before and he said the drivers are part of the team so they take the penalty together

[river gate]

I guess that makes sense

[warped prawn]

I put 4 DNFs in my prediction after watching other races and this is not going well for me

[river gate]

did the other races have a lot more issues on this trackt?

[knotty mortar]

didnt rain this time 😔

dry imola is always boring

[river gate]

Bruh Albon has engine issues too now

[knotty mortar]

he should jst retire atp

[river gate]

just retire him 😂

[knotty mortar]

fr

piastri is flying tho 🔥

Chat top 3 predictions??

1. Max
2. Lec
3. Pia

[fallow thistle]

My baby Alex always gets the worst luck

[west sleet]

i put 2 DNFs for mine

still holding out hope

[river gate]

Might get one with Albon 😂

Is there any point from a race standpoint to keeping him in the race?

[warped prawn]

F3 sprint had 6 Safety Cars in 18 lap race

[river gate]

bruh 😂

[warped prawn]

Leclerc almost in DRS range

[knotty mortar]

C'MON LECLERCCCC 🔥

[warped prawn]

almost

Magnussen not taking any risks whatsoever 😂

[river gate]

lmao right? immediately got out of the way

[warped prawn]

Just shy of 2 points from a race ban

[knotty mortar]

leclerc is the fastest driver on track

🔥

[warped prawn]

My timesheet says Piastri

Alonso actually

[river gate]

Albon having a leasurely drive in the back

[knotty mortar]

nooo leclerc

why

i'm mcryinggg

[warped prawn]

Legreg lawn mower services

[knotty mortar]

😭

[warped prawn]

Giving Bottas some competition

[knotty mortar]

lmao

[west sleet]

Leclerc pls

[velvet hedge]

“my tires don’t work” me when I lie

[river gate]

lmao max

lando's like shut up I don't care about Max's tires

[west sleet]

i see i see i see

[warped prawn]

Albon finally getting out of this misery

[knotty mortar]

dam

lando

he's gaining

c'mon max

[river gate]

lmao the little discussion about George's pit

"will hamilton give me the spot back?" "no no ofc not"

[fallow thistle]

Finally put Alex out of his misery

[velvet hedge]

“battle for first” hm idk about that but i appreciate the optimism

[fallow thistle]

I mean

Lando is closing the gap lap per lap

[warped prawn]

Gap already halved

[knotty mortar]

max strugglign to turn the car

[warped prawn]

And he is taking off about a seconf a lap

[west sleet]

aw damn i have Albon in my fantasy team

[warped prawn]

F

[velvet hedge]

i’m protecting my hopes and dreams

[west sleet]

no one even mention it

[velvet hedge]

pretending i don’t want it

[warped prawn]

To be honest, catching up is one thing and making the overtake is another

Sooooo

[west sleet]

yeah that's what i was just thinkig

ew i dont even want lando to win

[velvet hedge]

yeah that’d suck booo

[river gate]

deep down you do though

anyone but max

[knotty mortar]

max pls

[warped prawn]

[west sleet]

max getting stressed

[kind hinge]

hes not gonna win lol

[knotty mortar]

yk its going wrong when max is pissed

[velvet hedge]

hey wow let’s talk about that drs train from 14th ooh

isn’t that something

[west sleet]

poor leclerc

at one stage he was 0.8s behind lando

[river gate]

that lawn mowing incident really didn't help

[warped prawn]

Yep

He had to mow that lawn right at that moment smh

[west sleet]

who forced who

with ocon and zhou

[river gate]

he drove past that grass enough times he was finally pissed off enough to mow it himself

[warped prawn]

Norris is going to run out of laps

[knotty mortar]

prob

[velvet hedge]

yeah no this isn’t happening

[west sleet]

yeah the pressure is getting to him

[warped prawn]

Norris/Max fight is the only thing they're showing 😂

[velvet hedge]

back to falling asleep

[warped prawn]

Nothing else exists

[west sleet]

😂

will maybe see later

[fallow thistle]

I really thought Williams would have something here at Imola 😦

Im a fucking clown

[river gate]

I-

[warped prawn]

[river gate]

very clown 😂

[west sleet]

bianca jinxed them

🤡

[river gate]

even after Albon binned it during practice

[west sleet]

don't let them know you have high hopes

[river gate]

or was that alonso I always get them confused

[west sleet]

i really need to go to the toilet 😂

alonso

[warped prawn]

Both

[west sleet]

alonso was P3

[river gate]

lmao okay fair enough

[warped prawn]

But for Albon, it was some car issue

[knotty mortar]

alr i think we good 😮‍💨

[warped prawn]

Alonso actually put it in the wall

[knotty mortar]

max has it back in control

[river gate]

Ahh right

[west sleet]

well tbf at least we're seeing an actual fight for 1st

and there's not been a safety car or anything

[river gate]

yeah more interesting than not in p1/p2

[warped prawn]

We just need 1 mistake from Max because that'll be 5s penalty

[river gate]

yeah take out another pylon

[velvet hedge]

“100% chance of safety car” 🤡

[river gate]

max out of battery

[warped prawn]

Norris almost in DRS

[river gate]

noooo norris

not the gravel

[warped prawn]

Rip

Back to where we were

[velvet hedge]

max should try the gravel mmm yummy

[river gate]

yep

max 🫡

[knotty mortar]

he tried it in practice, he didnt like how it tasted

[warped prawn]

0,7s

[river gate]

no drs for lando

[warped prawn]

F

It's over

[knotty mortar]

yess

lets goo

😮‍💨

that was clsoe

[river gate]

It's Mover

[knotty mortar]

max p1 leclerc p3, not baddd

[river gate]

shame for lando

surprised no safety's

[west sleet]

damn

another few laps and maybe

[warped prawn]

Start to 75% of the race: 💤
Last 25%: little exciting

[river gate]

just exciting enough

[west sleet]

max has nearly forgotten what it's like to be under pressure for the win 😂

been a while

[river gate]

be interesting to see how Lando keeps doing

max's tires 💀

[velvet hedge]

well seasoned tires

[warped prawn]

Best part of the weekend were Leo Leclerc and Sebastian Vettel.

[torpid elk]

Lando 0.7 😭

[river steeple]

oh right i didnt miss anything i seem

forgot all about the race today

was still on a swiftie high from yesterday

[west sleet]

i only saw Seb's bits now and they're a bit :"(

[west sleet]

well lando finished only 0.7s behind max so something of note

[river steeple]

oh damn

i just looked at the race results like positions

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[west sleet]

another few laps and lando maybe could've had max

[warped prawn]

Papa Vettel was also very emotional

[west sleet]

and that was with no safety car or anything

[west sleet]

yeah saw that too and Senna's nieces too

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[velvet hedge]

thank god for the double rawe ceek

[warped prawn]

First double header of the season!

[river steeple]

oooh monaco next nice

[tall otter]

Rawe ceek

[warped prawn]

The latest one Sauber posted with the patient meme 😭

[river steeple]

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a60843195/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-monaco-grand-prix-plans

👀

[velvet hedge]

they said she was gonna be at Miami and all we got was Trump and James Charles :(

[warped prawn]

Travis was there

But isn‘t there a show this weekend?

No show on Sunday

[west sleet]

My hopes are high

[velvet hedge]

finally! an actually good special livery https://x.com/mclarenf1/status/1792905334756913229?s=46

McLaren (@McLarenF1) on X

Our #Senna30 liveries for Monaco are spectacular. 🤩

#MonacoGP #SennaSempre @OKX

Twitter · May 21, 2024, 1:08 PM

[fallow thistle]

@warped prawn I got a hypothetical for you

Mostly because there's this anime airing right now that's basically F1 in all but name but also it's really shit

[fallow thistle]

Suppose you have a driver that's like 🐐ifi-level bad, you're so bad that you almost always finish the race a lap down. The only good time in your career you've had is that you managed to legitimately unlap yourself against P1 once. Crazy wet race conditions happens, it's raining, and you're 2 laps from Finish at P2. You're +1s from P1 and +6s from P3-4-5. Theoretically, you could win. Do you send it?

[river gate]

As long as you have inters on so you don't pull a Lando

[warped prawn]

Yeah

You‘re almost always finishing outside of points. So you‘re not fighting for championship or anything.

Might as well try and get the maximum points.

[polar meteor]

https://x.com/McLarenF1/status/1793207604363120831

McLaren (@McLarenF1) on X

💛💚💙

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 9:09 AM

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/lukesmithf1/status/1793631014134407229?s=46

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Drivers asked in the FIA presser about their favorite films, their picks are:

Ocon: The Dark Knight Rises
Tsunoda: Transporter
Russell: Casino Royale
Verstappen: Wolf of Wall Street or The Hangover
Albon: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Leclerc: Harry Potter

#F1 #MonacoGP

Twitter · May 23, 2024, 1:12 PM

I wish there was an easier way of watching the press conference

[warped prawn]

FP1 time

[polar meteor]

Tweeted by F1 themselves 😂 😭

[warped prawn]

I don’t see anything wrong

[polar meteor]

I didn't watch FP1, I didn't realise they were going all in on the Oscar meme 😅

[warped prawn]

Just facts

[uncut tapir]

Oscar Piastri-Leclerc my favorite Australian-Monegasque driver

[limpid jetty]

What meme is this?

[kind hinge]

this track is such a death trap bro 😭😭

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/ahmed_baokbah/status/1793997569766609305?s=46

ahmed baokbah 🇸🇦🏎✈️ (@ahmed_baokbah) on X

I 💩 my pants watching this , if it wasn’t for Hadjar this would’ve became a nightmare #F2 #MonacoGP

Twitter · May 24, 2024, 1:28 PM

Holy fuck

That was sooooooooo close

[tawny spruce]

What server is this emote from 😭

I need it

[warped prawn]

Yoink it

[polar meteor]

The Oscar wanting to be adopted by Charles thing

[limpid jetty]

ohh

[limpid jetty]

I saw this and my heart dropped faster than a roller coaster

[warped prawn]

Yeah. Well done to Hadjar

Could‘ve been a nasty accident

https://x.com/nicolepiastri/status/1794152108733956361?s=46

Nicole Piastri (@NicolePiastri) on X

It appears there’s a vacancy for a son in my family, @yukitsunoda07 ?

Twitter · May 24, 2024, 11:42 PM

Have a feeling this Piastri-Leclerc meme is going to be the most exciting part of the weekend 💀

[mystic surge]

just imagine if that was stroll

[warped prawn]

2 F3 cars are stuck to each other 💀

https://x.com/leclercsletters/status/1794294692877922578
https://fxtwitter.com/leclercsletters/status/1794294692877922578

clara (@leclercsletters) on X

what is going on in the f3 world 😭😭😭😭

Twitter · May 25, 2024, 9:09 AM

😂😂😂

[torpid elk]

Practice rounds give me false hope 🙏

[warped prawn]

Crash in F2 Sprint race opening lap as well

[west sleet]

F1 Fantasy has become a tense competition with my family league and I’ve just made a really risky last minute swap 😂

Going to regret it I think

I swapped out Ferrari for Aston Martin so I could take Lewis back into my team

[limpid jetty]

This reminded me for my league; i'm first by a whopping 2 points rn lmfao

[west sleet]

I’m first in our Taycord league but second in our family league

[limpid jetty]

not sure whether to change mine or not

I like my team to an extent but might drop kmag

but also there is not really anyone to drop him for

I go Leclerc,Piastri, Stroll, Ocon, Kmag, Red Bull and Haas and that's gotten me first lol

[warped prawn]

I always set mine before the first race and just forget about it

[west sleet]

This is my setup now

[limpid jetty]

I didnt watch the free practice, is the merc doing better?

Tbh I have not been able to reason putting in Lewis for that price

[warped prawn]

Swapped Danny for Yuki

Laura absoulutely smashing it

Quali time

[tall otter]

Me praying there’ll be no customer so I can actually see some coverage today😂

[warped prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/closing-time-gif-10807082

[tall otter]

I wish I could😂 but I’m thankful I’m closed on Sundays so I can always see the race

I’m so glad crofty is back

[warped prawn]

That's good at least haha

[tall otter]

Last week was weird

[warped prawn]

Same!

So used to listening to him, it just didn't feel right

[tall otter]

Will Charles be cursed again?

[warped prawn]

He's forever cursed

@fallow thistle Quali

[tall otter]

Who’s your team then?

[warped prawn]

I have no team anymore

My team was wherever Seb was driving

[limpid jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-no-jedi-gif-24747048

[tall otter]

Gotchu😂 I’m like that with football nowadays

[warped prawn]

So now I'm just free agent

[tall otter]

Time to go zoom zoom

[warped prawn]

Wish McLarens would keep this livery for the rest of the season

Leclerc not improving

[velvet hedge]

Perez at risk

Something something I think I've seen this film before

[warped prawn]

Leclerc and Hamilton too

[limpid jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/new-edition-tommybrown-tommy-smoking-gif-26152294

[warped prawn]

Scratch Hamilton

And Lec

Norris 👀

P17 and in pits

Per

[velvet hedge]

hello????

[warped prawn]

Oof Sainz

Didn't see he eas 12th

[velvet hedge]

Sargeant outqualified Perez

oh nvm

[warped prawn]

Perez is on a lap

[velvet hedge]

I didnt realise he had a lap

[warped prawn]

Norris phew

Alonso Rip

PER 💀

Fucking hell

[velvet hedge]

oh my god

[limpid jetty]

what in the world

[west sleet]

Ooooooof

[limpid jetty]

Well, my fantasy team did not enjoy that

[warped prawn]

Breaking News: Logan Saergent replaces Sergio Perez at Red Bull Racing

[kind hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[west sleet]

My fantasy team did not enjoy Alonso going out

[limpid jetty]

I said it yesterday lmfao

[warped prawn]

Everyone in my taeam made it out of Q1 but I have Aston as a constructor

[limpid jetty]

I have haas kmag and rbr

and ocon

[warped prawn]

Remove Kmag and Get Hulk

Too late now though

[limpid jetty]

thank you captain obvious😂

[warped prawn]

I would replace him now actually

Even though you would get penalty but I would still do it

@fallow thistle Don't need the stream?

[fallow thistle]

I do

[warped prawn]

Oh

[fallow thistle]

my internet has just been abysmal lately

[warped prawn]

F

Hulk F that's going to be a penalty

Not bad

Gasly unexpected P5

[teal ocean]

Was gonna say

Is he cooking

[warped prawn]

They were making some changes to the car. Looks like it is paying out

[west sleet]

I really regret having Aston Martin as a team on fantasy 😭

[velvet hedge]

The sexual tension between the broadcasters and putting in a shot of Lawson every time Ricciardo messes up 😭

[warped prawn]

Lol same

[west sleet]

Good time for Taylor to come to the Alpine garage 🌝🌝🌝

[warped prawn]

4 of my 5 drivers made it to Q3 though

[warped prawn]

Tomorrow

[west sleet]

3 of mine did

[warped prawn]

I'm glad I swapped Yuki with Ric

[west sleet]

I see kitkat sponsor red bull 😂

Splashed over Perez’s hat

[warped prawn]

He's having a break

[west sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/kitkat-have-a-break-60s-commercial-kit-kat-chocolate-gif-24095644

[kind hinge]

TODAY IS THE DAY

I CAN FEEL IT

[velvet hedge]

no you dont

no jinxing

gonna be business as usual

👀

(pls no)

[warped prawn]

Leclerc not now ffs

[fallow thistle]

Is that...Sam Rockwell in the Ferarri pit?

[warped prawn]

Didn't see

Stop putting purple sectors, Max

P3 only

[velvet hedge]

as the friend of McLaren would say: STOP THE COUNT

[west sleet]

I’m too afraid to hope for it but

||it’d be nice for Charles to win his home race||

[warped prawn]

Jinxed it

Rip

[west sleet]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[velvet hedge]

its joever

[west sleet]

Sorry Charles

[warped prawn]

😔

It's not over till it's over

[velvet hedge]

pretending I dont want it

[warped prawn]

Yeah

He will not win NAHHH He's not winning nahhhhh

[velvet hedge]

Leclerc win would be super floppy

[pure shell]

i bet charles is gonna dnf

he's definitely not winning

[west sleet]

Actually yeah he definitely won’t win

[velvet hedge]

The world is begging and screaming for a 9th consecutive Verstappen pole and subsequent win

[mystic surge]

the comments on f3 insta are wild

[warped prawn]

[warped prawn]

Can imagine

[teal ocean]

"it doesn't look lit"

[limpid jetty]

@warped prawn can I get a rundown of what happened in Q2 and 3

Had to go get my@friends car

[mystic surge]

nothing, just gasly and albon in q3

[warped prawn]

Perez out in Q1

Q3 going on

[teal ocean]

Hammy ahead of sainz ayy

[warped prawn]

As of now

[mystic surge]

MAX HITS THE WALL

[warped prawn]

Max not going for a lap 👀

Leclerc improves!

[teal ocean]

Oops nvm

Nicely done sainz

[velvet hedge]

Verstappen yellow first sector 👀

[warped prawn]

Let's fucking gooooooooo

[velvet hedge]

oh no that is a baaaad lap from Verstappen

6th!!!

[warped prawn]

McLarens are fast

[velvet hedge]

YESSSSS

[fallow thistle]

LEGREGGGGGGGGG

LET'S FUICKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE ARE SO BACK

[warped prawn]

Bianca

[fallow thistle]

CHARLES HASNT WON ANYTHING SINCE EARLY 2022

[limpid jetty]

if there is any consolation to my team shitting Q1

[warped prawn]

Race is tomorrow

[mystic surge]

leclerc locking up into sainte devote in formation lap

[limpid jetty]

my top 2 drivers on my team

[fallow thistle]

BACK DEPARTMENT?

[teal ocean]

Hmm so checo wasn't lying lol

[fallow thistle]

IT'S ME

[warped prawn]

It's not over yet

[limpid jetty]

are 1 and 2

[warped prawn]

Ferrari can still fuck him up

[fallow thistle]

Overtaking in Monaco?

[velvet hedge]

the way that Leclerc isn't even particularly one of my favourites and I am cheering so hard for him right now

[fallow thistle]

Surely

Surely Charles has this on lock

[west sleet]

Pls no one get too excited

[warped prawn]

I'm not talking about Overtaking

[limpid jetty]

Yall r gonna jinx

[kind hinge]

nvm

[limpid jetty]

tf out of this

[west sleet]

No Bianca

[velvet hedge]

sorry I mean

[west sleet]

Do not

[limpid jetty]

and I hope so

JINX IT PLEASE

[fallow thistle]

Kart, we haven't had a Ferrari Fuckup all season yet that I can remember I didn't watch Miami

Sauber inherited the fuckups

[warped prawn]

Year before last he was on pole and didn't start the race because he had gearbox faulure right before the race

[velvet hedge]

Ferrari to borrow the Stake pit stop crew 😍

[west sleet]

Ferrari have actually sorted themselves out strategy wise

[warped prawn]

Need to check weather for tomorrow

[fallow thistle]

In other news

Alex in P9

[west sleet]

I saw it yesterday

Sun

[fallow thistle]

Let's fucking go?

[west sleet]

I kind of like how the red bull dominance is dwindling a bit

[fallow thistle]

Highkey wish F1 Academy had something going on here. Would've been really funny.

[west sleet]

[warped prawn]

Nightmare on scheduling though 😂

F1, F2, F3, Porsche Super Cup are already Monaco confirmed

[fallow thistle]

fuckin' porsche

[velvet hedge]

We could've had actual on track overtaking in Monaco w F1A

[fallow thistle]

Reminder that Oli Bearman is currently leading Daniel Riccardio in WDC points

nvm that factoid is even sadder

[west sleet]

I’m surprised Danny ric is still here

[fallow thistle]

Anyway please god please give Alex Albon points this weekend please dear god please

[warped prawn]

Yuki is cooking Danny

[velvet hedge]

Ollie Bearman in F1 is currently leading Ollie Bearman in F2 (kinda)

[fallow thistle]

Yuki having more points than Lance is peak comedy

[kind hinge]

can't understand a single word this guy is saying

[warped prawn]

Piastri or Luval?

[river steeple]

Hi. How did Leclerc do

[warped prawn]

P1

[river steeple]

Nice. Thanks see ya tomorrow

[fallow thistle]

Please god, Alex points for tomorrow

[warped prawn]

It will most likely be a boring race tomorrow lol

[velvet hedge]

The tension is whether or not Ferrari fucks it

[fallow thistle]

Ferrari has a very good chance to catch up to RBR in Constructors

[kind hinge]

interview guy

[fallow thistle]

Apparently Ferrari's only 56 points behind RBR

You can slash that at least in half tomorrow

[kind hinge]

well redbull only has one driver

[velvet hedge]

ouuuuuuu

[fallow thistle]

Exactly

[warped prawn]

Perez is most likely not getting any points tomorrow

[limpid jetty]

this should be red bull's sign

[warped prawn]

If he does, it will be 1 or 2

[limpid jetty]

to not let checo have another year in the seat

but alas

[velvet hedge]

constructors battle? imagine?

[fallow thistle]

We legit could if Checo keeps fucking up in Europe like he did last year

[velvet hedge]

I'm down for that

[fallow thistle]

If Mercedes didn't fuck up last year with the random search shit

Lewis could've pulled off a P2 fight last year

Damn that still pisses me off

@warped prawn What time is the race tomorrow

Or rather

[velvet hedge]

An hour earlier than quali

[fallow thistle]

How many hours from now

[warped prawn]

22 hours

[fallow thistle]

Oh, nice

[limpid jetty]

Idk your time but its 22 hours

[warped prawn]

1500 CET

Going to be a busy Sunday

[kind hinge]

he wouldve if he didn't get disqualified at cota and didnt crash in qatar

[fallow thistle]

The DQ actually cooked him

Brutal

[velvet hedge]

nicholas galitzine?!

[mystic surge]

f3 at 8 am is making me go insane

[limpid jetty]

why?

[warped prawn]

Because waking up at 8am on Sunday especially for F3 lol

[tawny spruce]

insert Leclerc kid screaming here

[tawny spruce]

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/leclercsletters/status/1794387303554769406

clara (@leclercsletters) on X

"family front row" ARTHUR 😭😭😭😭

Twitter · May 25, 2024, 3:17 PM

Love Leclerc family

[limpid jetty]

Lol I guess im used to waking up early for f1

[warped prawn]

Yeah but this is not F1

That‘s why it‘s painful lol

F1 is at 3pm

F3 race is 8am

[crisp crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kimkardasian-spy-surprise-hey-hi-gif-7310622

Why is that not working wtf

https://tenor.com/view/shawty-surprise-elmo-elmo-fire-gif-10966677091993064478

alright I'll cool it with the gifs I suppose

[warped prawn]

I gave you the role. It‘ll work now

[crisp crag]

slay

https://tenor.com/view/kim-kardashian-creeping-peek-gif-5961667

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1794410115162071278?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Uh oh. Both Haas cars appear to have failed a technical check:

"The uppermost rear wing element adjustable positions were checked on car numbers 20 and 27. The LHS and RHS outermost area of the of the adjustable elements were exceeding the maximum allowed 85mm on both cars." #F1

Twitter · May 25, 2024, 4:48 PM

[limpid jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-sol-sam-waterston-grace-and-frankie-stresesd-gif-17558058

[torpid elk]

oscar-piastri-leclerc front row 🙏

[warped prawn]

Looks like both HAAS cars are about to be disqualified from qualifying 💀

[limpid jetty]

Bro

[crisp crag]

I was here for the haas comeback era

[warped prawn]

Wrong timing

[torpid elk]

False hope

[crisp crag]

It looked promising

[torpid elk]

False hope was evident last race w norris 🥲

[limpid jetty]

||and this race with charles||

[crisp crag]

number one leclerc hater damn

[torpid elk]

Monaco curse

[limpid jetty]

No, I just know a monkey paw curling when I see it

[crisp crag]

yeahhhh

I mean Max P6 is promising (for charles)

[limpid jetty]

also I had to have it in writing for receipts

[crisp crag]

But I'm kinda feeling a McLaren win

[torpid elk]

What was maxs’ lowest position for quali this season?

Excluding monaco

[limpid jetty]

Oscar win?

[torpid elk]

I want a mclaren or ferrari win 🙏

[crisp crag]

Potentially yes

[limpid jetty]

I like oscar

[crisp crag]

Unless something screws him over

He seems to have god awful luck when his chances are super good

[torpid elk]

Yeah I’ve noticed

[crisp crag]

Didn't kmag impede him in Miami or something when he was first and then he fell all the way down

[limpid jetty]

truly a leclerc

[torpid elk]

Top 4 is mclaren and ferrari thoughhh so who knows 👀

[crisp crag]

George in P5 like SURPRISEEEEEE SHAWTY

[torpid elk]

Merc comeback 🙏🙏🙏

[crisp crag]

Hold on I saw a meme on formuladank that I think you'd like @limpid jetty

[crisp crag]

real

[limpid jetty]

I have an emoji for this that unfortunately would violate server rules

[crisp crag]

My DMs are open

[torpid elk]

oh my god 😭😭

[crisp crag]

Am I gonna get banned after being here for 10 min lmao

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/lukesmithf1/status/1794392313437069397?s=46

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Leclerc asked about the run to Turn 1 with his 'brother' Piastri tomorrow: "I mean, we are family! Starting on the front row, both of us, we'll have a meeting with my Mum tonight, and hopefully she'll calm us down." Then jokes they can adopt Sainz too 😅

Twitter · May 25, 2024, 3:37 PM

Absolutely loving Leclerc family memes 😂

[crisp crag]

F1 is a giant meme and I am here for it

So glad I got into this sport

[west sleet]

F

[mystic surge]

wait, that means that we get checo in P16

[kind hinge]

hes been on pole for every race

[mystic surge]

actually p4 in china sprint, but he had won it so it doesn't matter

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/ahmed_baokbah/status/1794435379732402636?s=46

https://fxtwitter.com/ahmed_baokbah/status/1794435379732402636?s=46

ahmed baokbah 🇸🇦🏎✈️ (@ahmed_baokbah) on X

What on earth was happening in Monaco Porte Hercule during qualifying 😨 I hope no one got hurt

Twitter · May 25, 2024, 6:28 PM

Also, this happened when Quali was going on

[west sleet]

Jfc

[river gate]

😩 I can't find FP3 in english, ESPN has both versions as spanish for some reason edit: 💀 wait I played the one that's supposed to be english again and 6 minutes in it switches from spanish to english

[river gate]

this track is wild though

[warped prawn]

Pile up in F3

Another crash

[warped prawn]

Early morning Italian Anthem 🇮🇹

[warped prawn]

Poor Verschoor

God damn O‘Sullivan

What an advantage

[mystic surge]

you mean only italian?

hadjar is phoning to marko or what?

[warped prawn]

Big overreaction from Hadjar

I understand he was annoyed he didn’t win but it‘s not like ART cheated or something

[mystic surge]

especially 2 laps to go

[river steeple]

Happy race day

It starts at 15:00 right?

[warped prawn]

Not a race weekend ig you don't listen to the Dutch national anthem at least once

Thank you Larry

Fuck

And the rookie winner is also Dutch

[mystic surge]

in supercup?

[warped prawn]

Yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFpJA1ZYhEY&ab_channel=FORMULA1

[limpid jetty]

morning

[warped prawn]

Streaming the Pre Race show if you want to join @fallow thistle

[west sleet]

Really hopes Charles doesn’t win today

[warped prawn]

Same

[river gate]

Would be quite a shame if Max doesn't win

[limpid jetty]

facts

I just love the dutch national anthem

ya know

[river gate]

Hopefully he manages to overtake here

[warped prawn]

I already listened to Dutch national anthem twice today in Porsche Supercup

[river gate]

gonna have to listen to it again

[warped prawn]

[river gate]

Was funny how the parade interviewer kept asking them if they were happy to see 3 constructors ahead of redbull today

[warped prawn]

Hasn‘t happened since 2022 so makes sense

Or at least it’s rare event

[river gate]

Everyone giving their most friendly reply

[limpid jetty]

It's hard cuz u dont want to shit on other teams cuz of the turnover with seats lol

Get me charles barkley hating san antonio level hate from a driver and a team

[river gate]

I will say man I would much rather the sky sports people over the f1 tv people

[warped prawn]

That bad? 😭

[river gate]

I wouldn't say bad, but I just like the sky people

I like Ted with his giant antenna 😂

[limpid jetty]

I like the sky people too

also I love that mclaren livery

[warped prawn]

Sadly I only get Sky for the main events

[river gate]

same, ESPN doesn't have sky until just before the race starts

[limpid jetty]

It makes up for the disappointment that was the miami ferrari livery

[river gate]

they have the preshow in spanish, but the english preshow is only available to espn+ members

[warped prawn]

💀

That‘s fucked up lol

[limpid jetty]

Wait where are you from andrew?

Idk why I thought you were american?

[river gate]

america 😂

[limpid jetty]

Ive had english preshow?

[river gate]

these are my options on ESPN

oh damn right it's on fucking ABC isn't it 😂

[limpid jetty]

it may be because the main race isnt on espn

ye

the race is on abc💀

Cuz I was sitting here watching the english preshow like

[river gate]

lmao look at that

[limpid jetty]

[limpid jetty]

[river gate]

okay we got it 😂

I always forget they put them on ABC sometimes rather than ESPN

[limpid jetty]

Ye its cuz they're both owned by disney

[river gate]

I spent a long time confused last week or the week prior going where the hell is the race, and it was on ABC

[limpid jetty]

so biggest sporting events go on abc for most national

like nba finals

glad you got it tho😂

Picturing you watching the spanish livestream like this

[river gate]

I just always forget

[west sleet]

I always find it funny when they try to refuse the interview with Brundle

[warped prawn]

Who refused this time?

[west sleet]

And Brundle just keeps asking questions and they end up answering them

[limpid jetty]

Brundle kills me

[river gate]

last night I was trying to find FP3 and the english version on ESPN was spanish for the first 5 minutes 😂

[west sleet]

Mbappe tried

[limpid jetty]

especially when he dont know who anyone is

[warped prawn]

💀

[torpid elk]

Both haas drivers are disqualified right?

[west sleet]

Was trying to say he wanted to just be there as a fan

[warped prawn]

Last time Cara got sooooo much hate for it

[west sleet]

Tbf she refused in such a rude way 😂

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[river gate]

wait why don't people like Brundle?

[limpid jetty]

Martin calling Paolo Banchero Patrick Mahomes will always live rent free in my head

[warped prawn]

And they get told before they go on the grid that they will be asked questions

[west sleet]

It’s more some celebrities think too much of themselves to be interviewed by him

[warped prawn]

I don't think it's liking him or not. It's just celebrities not wanting to get interviewed even though they are told to

[west sleet]

Martin was like “oh it’s one of the Jonas Brothers…I’m not sure which one”

And had to ask Joe which one he was

😂😂😂

[warped prawn]

Brundle had such a funny reaction to Cara 😂

[west sleet]

Oh didn’t he say something while walking away

What was it again

[warped prawn]

Yeah

I guess she doesn't want to talk or something like that

It was brutal 😂

That's all I know

[limpid jetty]

Logan Sargeant?

The GOAT

we dont need to see anyone else

https://tenor.com/view/happy4th-of-july-gif-26140766

[river gate]

oh like not the F1 drivers / staff, just random celebs who are around the teams

[west sleet]

I just watched it back

[warped prawn]

„I'm sure it would've been extremely interesting" LMFAOOOOOOO