Formula One

[knotty mortar]

on a scale of 1-10 how bad did am mess up alonso

i'd say 8

[warped prawn]

I don't think that bad to be honest

They got screwed over with 2 SCs

[knotty mortar]

dontn get why they put him on softs tho

couldve done mediums to the end

[river steeple]

huh? Top 12 finish now?? https://fxtwitter.com/FastestPitStop/status/1781949434911146246

[knotty mortar]

yeah

i dont like it tbh

top 10 is perfect

[ocean quest]

FRESH OUT THE PADDOCK LMAOMFOF

[fallow thistle]

Good. If you ask me, it should be Top 15.

If I were any more clever, I'd make it all finishers as long as they are not lapped

Having half the field be unscored is bullshit and is against the reasoning why Scoring is done in the first place

I'm prepared to go on this TED Talk again

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1782013866756477259

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Daniel Ricciardo gets a three-place grid drop for Miami for overtaking Hulkenberg under the safety car #F1

Twitter · Apr 21, 2024, 11:49 AM

[mystic surge]

the tortured drivers department

[honest shore]

i love ferrari it's ruining my life

[honest shore]

logan moment

[ocean quest]

real

[uncut tapir]

real

[knotty mortar]

i'm so happy leclerc finished ahead of sainz this weekend

🥰

[knotty mortar]

😭

[warped prawn]

You all missed it the first time I shared it 😔

[knotty mortar]

ohh 😭

[river gate]

can we start giving Logan participation points?

[polar meteor]

IndyCar just started at Long Beach, definitely recommend it if you can watch

[green ocean]

IndyCar caught my by surprise... ovals and generally stock cars seemed boring but there's just so much chaos that it's quite fun to watch

[gaunt osprey]

Happy birthday 🎈 🥳 🎂

[polar meteor]

I was under the same assumption for years but really it's almost never a dull race even on the ovals

[tender bluff]

https://youtu.be/vq2ykV7gs_c?si=C5Ta40gW51L0FcUc

Have u seen this?

I love ollie

[torpid elk]

Checked the f1 app to see the results for the race in china, lando was p1 there I was SO excited until I opened instagram and see max winning AGAIN

[torpid elk]

ooh i'll definitely give it a watch

[knotty mortar]

nahh 😭

[knotty mortar]

real af 😔 (except for the physical health tbh)

[velvet hedge]

I stopped breathing for a second when they had relationship status as Senna until I realised that they’re saying that their dating life is dead

[kind hinge]

blue livery for ferrari 👀

[tawny spruce]

Oooooooh. Yea I didn’t think of that at first 💀💀

[green ocean]

That's pretty much P1 these days...

[knotty mortar]

😭

nahh

even i confused it at first

I WAS LIKE WHAT IS THAT SENNA ONE

and then i realised its not the the child thing but the dead one 😭

[polar meteor]

I don't think it'll be a lot of blue, maybe as much as they put yellow on the car before
It would take a lot for Ferrari to change from red for a weekend and it sure isn't a random race in Miami 😂

[kind hinge]

will probably be similar to this

[polar meteor]

Forgot about their partnership with HP and it's been 60 years since that livery... so maybe they could actually be doing it
But I still doubt it 😅

[knotty mortar]

Stewardle 672 6/6

🟥🟥⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
🟥🟥⬆️⬆️⬇️🟩
🟥🟧⬆️⬆️⬇️🟩
🟥🟥⬆️⬆️⬇️🟩
🟥🟥⬇️🟩⬇️🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

||I messed up so bad but then I clutched it||

[torpid elk]

whats new

[knotty mortar]

https://twitter.com/ImNotBekim/status/1783021330935185706?t=VyX3MkVAq8tYHsqGHJYrsw&s=19

Bekim ‏بِكيم (@ImNotBekim) on X

We’ve finally made it.

Happy #Alonso4000 day

An F1 win drought longer than both world wars combined 🥹

Twitter · Apr 24, 2024, 6:33 AM

[knotty mortar]

chat this real?

okay yeah the second one has to be fake

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1783058673213813137

Scuderia Ferrari (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

Getting that #MiamiGP fit check done early 😮‍💨

Twitter · Apr 24, 2024, 9:01 AM

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/lukesmithf1/status/1783115009356132660?s=46

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Ferrari and HP have announced their new title partnership, signing a multi-year agreement.

The team will officially race as "Scuderia Ferrari HP" from Miami onwards #F1

Twitter · Apr 24, 2024, 12:45 PM

Scuderia Ferrari HP

[velvet hedge]

new livery will resemble a bottle of HP sauce

[ocean quest]

that looks…

not great

[torpid elk]

I'd love to see taylor in miami ||in the aston martin paddock||

[torpid elk]

oh

i wouldnt mind if the hp logo wasnt fucking... that 😭

[knotty mortar]

"Hi i'm Charles Leclerc and I drive for Scuderia Ferrari HP F1 Team" 😭

[mystic surge]

Stewardle 674 3/6

🟥🟥⬇️⬆️⬇️🟩
🟩🟥⬇️⬆️⬆️🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

||the GOAT himself 🐐||

[torpid elk]

if this happened to merc, lewis would be screwed

[knotty mortar]

GOATIFI

[torpid elk]

https://tenor.com/view/latifi-dnf-nicholas-latifi-f1-gif-21586122

[knotty mortar]

lol

[knotty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/latifi-goat-f1-formula1-gif-23221068

[torpid elk]

the real goat

max verstappen who

[ocean quest]

RBR IS COOKED.

I’m a Ferrari fan now

😓

we finna end up like alpine

[limpid jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/turning-red-mr-enter-gif-25414743

[limpid jetty]

What in the sacrilege

[warped prawn]

Ferrari's slogan „Next year will be our year ™️ " may finally come true

[knotty mortar]

cooked cooked cooked cooked coooked cooked 😔

everything was perfect

why just why

[torpid elk]

what the fuckery fuck

rbr

😭

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-spanish-gp2022-gif-25745587

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1783773050141291002?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

BREAKING: Haas announces Nico Hulkenberg will leave the team at the end of this season.

I wonder where he's off to... #F1

Twitter · Apr 26, 2024, 8:20 AM

Off to Audi/Sauber I guess

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1783776214261404049?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

And now confirmed, it'll be Sauber in 2025 and Audi in 2026 after signing a multi-year deal: https://t.co/3JBvtHHfYX #F1

Twitter · Apr 26, 2024, 8:32 AM

[west sleet]

Good for Nico

@fallow thistle come rejoice in the good news

Well hopefully good news 😂

[quiet dirge]

Nicooo

[mystic surge]

rip zhou guanyou you were real one

[west sleet]

I just need the news of where Adrian newey is going and who’s taking the Mercedes seat

[quiet dirge]

I have mick and kimi on my mind for merc

[west sleet]

I have Seb on my mind

[mystic surge]

aston and sainz, change my mind

[west sleet]

Well Aston Martin is more if he’s money focused

Which I don’t know if that’s his focus

[mystic surge]

is

[west sleet]

Probably won’t be too long until we find out

[velvet hedge]

completely expected but good for him

here’s to hoping Audi can make a good car

[mystic surge]

nico and his bad contract signing decisions

[quiet dirge]

And carlos signing w audi?

[velvet hedge]

uh

if Audi can get him a good car first of all

[quiet dirge]

Ferrari probably regretting their decision of removing carlos

[knotty mortar]

so

hulk to sauber

does that mean

bearman to hass????

[warped prawn]

Most likely

[west sleet]

Lmfao probably not really 😂

[fallow thistle]

Who is Sauber/Audi again

Alfa?

[kind hinge]

was alfa but its kick sauber now

[warped prawn]

NEON GREEN TEAM

[fallow thistle]

right

sorry all the teams are frying my brain

So next year it's just Sauber

And then new regs its Audi?

[mystic surge]

yes

[mystic surge]

with kmag, haasterplan strikes again

[torpid elk]

Relatable

[quiet dirge]

Excited to permanently see him on the grid

[ocean quest]

rawe ceek

[torpid elk]

Haas pls dont take bearman.

[ocean quest]

why

[torpid elk]

he deserves a better car

[tall otter]

He’s gotta work his way up somehow

[ocean quest]

well u gotta start somewhere 😭🙏

[ocean quest]

exactly

[torpid elk]

its okay im delusional

[polar meteor]

https://x.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1784975959508058597

Scuderia Ferrari HP (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

I see a red car and I want it painted b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ blue 💙

#MiamiGP 🇺🇸 #CarlosSainz #CharlesLeclerc #F1

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 4:00 PM

[torpid elk]

Never in a million years would I have expected a blue car

We all know the livery is gonna be blue

[polar meteor]

I still have a weird feeling it'll be red with blue parts

[uncut tapir]

oh so they’re going full blue for this GP

I’m here for it…

[torpid elk]

Not a sight that I’m used to

[knotty mortar]

its gonna look so awkward

[tall otter]

I keep seeing memes about it from cars😂

[torpid elk]

I’m sure the car would look alright, good even 😭 but ferrari:..

I associate ferrari with red

Nothing more nothing less

[tall otter]

Exactly

[polar meteor]

https://youtu.be/LT7h6sUeUhU?si=4T-cLHXOPs2MdbOg

[polar meteor]

https://x.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1785372298737857010

Scuderia Ferrari HP (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

Let’s take a closer look at our special livery for this weekend 🔍

#MiamiGP 🇺🇸 #F1

Twitter · Apr 30, 2024, 6:15 PM

[uncut tapir]

so it’s blue and red?

[kind hinge]

monza flashbacks

all this teasing and the fully blue suits just for them to make it a red car with a blue stripe

[polar meteor]

I think it'll be blue wings, wheels, sidepods and maybe a stripe that goes over the engine cover

It was never gonna be ALL blue, as much as they teased 😅

[kind hinge]

common ferrari L

[polar meteor]

Might just be me but I think I'd prefer it like this rather than all blue
Especially after seeing all the old Ferrari sportscars with blue accents

[warped prawn]

Look at Mercedes when they changed their entire livery for their anniversary thing and see where it took them

[kind hinge]

germany?

[warped prawn]

Yep

[kind hinge]

[warped prawn]

Ferrari maybe don’t want to make mistake like Mercedes did

[kind hinge]

wasn’t that livery just a white front wing

[warped prawn]

[tired coral]

https://tenor.com/view/rawe-ceek-race-week-race-week-f1-f1-meme-f1-gif-14481614834636274688

no

no tenor

don’t fail me now

no

why

[warped prawn]

Looks like Taylor is going to be at Miami GP 👀

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/lukesmithf1/status/1785595711788113925?s=46

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Red Bull confirms Adrian Newey will leave the team next spring after 19 years.

He steps away from day-to-day F1 duties with immediate effect but will attend select races and focus on RB17 project until his departure.

Story for @TheAthletic w/@mwc13_3 ⬇️

https://t.co/eGdBDR2Cdg

Twitter · May 1, 2024, 9:02 AM

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-steve-carell-oh-my-god-its-happening-gif-17270692

[kind hinge]

rb17? whats that

[warped prawn]

Red Bull‘s Hypercar

[surreal mulch]

GUYSSS

Am i dreaming or did everyone see f1's post

[surreal mulch]

it was about time

[kind hinge]

let vasseur cook

[polar meteor]

I wonder how they bypass the gardening period

[tall otter]

Please let Alonso finally meet her😂

[river steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/F1/status/1785597165894856949?t=t8aKPKiOQa6zv1ZojtI0Og&s=19

[warped prawn]

Everyone's cooking

[torpid elk]

🤩

[torpid elk]

Missed opportunity 🥲

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1785657692528218419

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Ferrari’s special livery for Miami has landed #F1 #MiamiGP

Twitter · May 1, 2024, 1:09 PM

[kind hinge]

🤮

[torpid elk]

combination seems wrong

red and blue

not the hp logo ruining everything

[kind hinge]

should’ve been fully blue

[velvet hedge]

if i'm being honest

its giving

there's like 4 small lil stripes of blue

[polar meteor]

The HP kinda ruins it but I don't hate the light blue

[torpid elk]

how much did hp pay

jesus

[west sleet]

I hereby present the shirt I’m going to wear to one of my eras tour shows

(I know there’s a slight misprint so they’re sending a replacement)

Also going to wear an Aston Martin cap 😂😂

[kind hinge]

who on gods green earth made this 😭

[west sleet]

That would be me and user

[kind hinge]

😭😭

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/lukesmithf1/status/1785696759886364759?s=46

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Günther Steiner is suing his old team, Haas, over alleged unpaid commissions and unauthorised use of his likeness.

Story here from @mwc13_3 ⬇️

https://t.co/TT5HA6TNiY

Twitter · May 1, 2024, 3:44 PM

[west sleet]

[ocean quest]

This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen

the hp logo😭😭😭

[west sleet]

Pls guys

They need to make some sacrifices to hire Lewis and Newey

So the ugly livery it is

[knotty mortar]

😭

nah its so ugly

they committed a sin

[torpid elk]

The HP logo is just an eyesore

[knotty mortar]

fr

[tame moss]

WHERE IS THE DAMN BLUE IN THE LIVERU

Where is my dinoco

[tired coral]

if you say blue give us all blue

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1785826017040351391?s=46

https://x.com/visacashapprb/status/1785825503762395573?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

The VCARB livery for Miami 👇🏼 #F1 #MiamiGP

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 12:17 AM

Visa Cash App RB F1 Team (@visacashapprb) on X

So fresh and so clean 🧼 The Miami livery you didn’t know you needed 🇺🇸

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 12:15 AM

[ocean quest]

Ferrari…take notes

[knotty mortar]

they ate with this

[warped prawn]

They did a really good job

I just saw the hp logo on the back of Leclerc and it's soooo fucking huge

And they removed the Ferrari logo from the wing and pasted 2 ugly hp logos on it

[warped prawn]

@west sleet

[west sleet]

Oh yeah that’s nice

Way nicer than Ferrari’s

[warped prawn]

This is soooooooo bad

Like anything could've been better than this

[west sleet]

😭😭

[torpid elk]

How much was ferrari payed for this 😭 apparently they have a total of 14 hp logos on the car

[ocean quest]

14…

[mystic surge]

ok chat, it's happening

[velvet hedge]

Waitt where is he going?

[mystic surge]

merc or RB

depends if helmut marko behaves

[surreal mulch]

What

OMG

he going to sauber lmao?

[warped prawn]

Sauber is Audi

[surreal mulch]

I meant stake lol

[warped prawn]

Alfa is Stake is Sauber is Audi

[river gate]

why are their names so confusing, why can't it just be called team alfa and team audi

[knotty mortar]

apperantly he took too long

so audi we're like ur times up buddy

[mystic surge]

because contracts

it was alfa until last year

now it's sauber for 2 years

and from 26 it's audi

[river gate]

unless someone else buys the name

[knotty mortar]

i doubt, i think audi would first wanna build their presence before a sponsored name takes over

also i kinda forgot it was race week 😭

[warped prawn]

@fallow thistle 👀 👀 👀

Few minutes in and Crofty already mentioned Aston Martin in ditch lyric

[river gate]

😂

Both McLaren's having steering issues

[warped prawn]

Ferrari facing the wrong way

Lmfao

[river gate]

lewis just

[warped prawn]

Leclerc doing a million point turn 😂

Lewis said I can't wait

[ocean quest]

WTF IS A KILOMETER🔥🔥🔥

[fallow thistle]

What's up

[warped prawn]

Check stream 👀

I think it's working again

[ocean quest]

The Ferrari looks so terrible

Who told them this was a good idea😭😭

[river gate]

😂 they're like okay he can't get turned around just end it

[fallow thistle]

Can't right now

What happened

[warped prawn]

Rip

Leclerc spun

[river gate]

and now his clutch is stuck, cant reverse

[warped prawn]

And now is blocking the track

[fallow thistle]

Okay so not weekend ruining

Surely we'll be back for FP2

[warped prawn]

Not yet

[fallow thistle]

We're not Williams, are we

[warped prawn]

There is no FP2

This is Sprint Weekend

Next is Sprint Qualifying

https://x.com/redbullracing/status/1786434989753848150

Oracle Red Bull Racing (@redbullracing) on X

Hang in there, Charles 👀

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 4:37 PM

Red Bull taking the piss 😂

[river gate]

LOL

that's pretty funny

Ohh and that's what the commentator was referring to, he mentioned the austin powers scene 😂

LOL they're using Camilas new song to promote the Miami GP on ESPN

[warped prawn]

Lol

ESPN has adverts?

[river gate]

yeah sometimes

the actual GP is presented without adverts

[warped prawn]

That's good at least

[river gate]

most of the practices / qualifying is usually advert free but if they have a red flag sometimes they'll take a chance for an ad or two

usually after everything is done they'll say this was an uninterrupted presentation of f1 by mercedes 😂

[kind hinge]

are we cooking

[warped prawn]

P2 P3 so far

[fallow thistle]

I mean, timezone-wise for me, Miami is like the worst on the calendar

Same with Interlagos, I think

So I'm just not gonna watch those live

[warped prawn]

😔

Stream finally works and you're not watching

[river gate]

Meanwhile the times finally nice for me 😂

[ocean quest]

MCLAREN??

[velvet hedge]

okayyyyy mclaren speed 👀👀👀

[ocean quest]

1-2🤯🤯

[kind hinge]

🛏️

[warped prawn]

Rip Mercs

[velvet hedge]

Mercedes???

[kind hinge]

hamilton washed

[warped prawn]

Mercedes trash

Fixed it for you

[ocean quest]

Tf going on with mercedes

They can’t be saved atp

[polar meteor]

That's why Lewis is leaving

point to head meme

[velvet hedge]

yeah they’re definitely not getting Newey

[ocean quest]

Not even newey could save Mercedes

How is stroll in Q3 but the Mercedes aren’t..😨

[polar meteor]

The Merc really struggles in that tight mid sector

[velvet hedge]

also we have a Haas and an RB over both Mercs

🤭🤭

[polar meteor]

Can they not decide on a name or logo?

[warped prawn]

Who?

[polar meteor]

I swear I've seen like 6 different variations of RB, VCARB, Visa RB

[warped prawn]

I mean they decided on RB

It‘s the fans that don’t want to change lol

[polar meteor]

Like that logo on the timing screen is VCARB but in races before it wasnt

[warped prawn]

I thought it‘s been Racing Bulls since the beginning of the season

[polar meteor]

It's definitely changed a couple times

[warped prawn]

No wait

[polar meteor]

Like how Stake will change to Kick

[warped prawn]

They got the Visa thing after season start, right?

[polar meteor]

I don't remember seeing VCARB above a bull as the logo though

Only an RB behind a bull's head

[warped prawn]

Yeah

I think it‘s a recent change

Probably a necessary one considering Visa is the title sponsor

[polar meteor]

It's a little small to even read in the timing screen

But I'd rather call them VCARB because I call Red Bull, RB and always have 😅

[warped prawn]

And here I am still calling them Toro Rosso at times lol

[polar meteor]

That's the right way 😂

[warped prawn]

Surprising SQ3

Well, surprising except for P1

[polar meteor]

I was about to say haha

Ric brought that car up far

[ocean quest]

Did max just say lol😭😭

[warped prawn]

[warped prawn]

Yep

[river gate]

The Visa Cash App RB name came out in January, have people been calling it something else? https://apnews.com/article/f1-red-bull-alphatauri-visa-name-9e46c363fb80be05747fe18b6f24a8f7

[ocean quest]

😓

The reporters and the barriers??

😭😭😭

[river gate]

Good lord everyone hitting the walls in sprint qualifying

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/f1academy/status/1786519253283160408?s=46

F1 Academy (@f1academy) on X

We have some HUGE news...

We are thrilled to announce that the F1 Academy docuseries will launch on the world's leading entertainment service, @NetflixUK, in 2025! 🤩

Produced by @ReeseW's @hellosunshine, she said "as these dynamic and fearless drivers break barriers behind the…

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 10:12 PM

@fallow thistle

[fallow thistle]

Wait that's sick as fuck

[west sleet]

Get Lewis into a Ferrari now pls

[warped prawn]

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/s/27lzCeC9qt

What the fuck are these prices

[velvet hedge]

Add 1oz of caviar tells me everything I need to know about the demographics for these food options

Do the rich people know that this is not appropiate pricing at all?

[fallow thistle]

Money is not a thing to these people

[tall otter]

Soo doesn’t anyone know if tayvis is there today?

[green ocean]

damn I wish I could make that kind of money cooking

[warped prawn]

Don't know about Tayvis but Camilla is in the paddock

Anyone watching Sprint?

[knotty mortar]

yep

i'm gonna be watching sprint while doing past papers cuz i got an exam in 5 days 😭

wait i think ocon has a 10 sec penalty for the race?? 😭

bro got a pen before the race even started

welp

[warped prawn]

Well, it's Ocon

[knotty mortar]

here we go

can leclerc take the lead

[warped prawn]

Even if he can, it will be for a lap or two lol

[knotty mortar]

omg

DANNY

P3

[warped prawn]

Norris rip

Facing the wrong way

[knotty mortar]

welp

he's out

[warped prawn]

And heÄs out

Of course Stroll is involved

[knotty mortar]

safety car

[mystic surge]

bye lando

[knotty mortar]

NO ALONSO

HE HAS A PUNCTURE

AGAIN

😭

[mystic surge]

alonso

[warped prawn]

Could be Stroll too

He's at the back

[mystic surge]

both of them i guess

[warped prawn]

Both of them is correct answer lol

[knotty mortar]

oh

[mystic surge]

LEWIS

[knotty mortar]

yeah

[warped prawn]

Domino effect

[mystic surge]

the gap

both out i think

danny p3

haas p7,8

[knotty mortar]

guess it was the chassis

[kind hinge]

get this fucking window licker out of formula 1

[mystic surge]

only nando

[warped prawn]

Lol Lando

[knotty mortar]

wai

what happened to russell

wasnt he like 11th

[warped prawn]

10s time penalty

For Mag

[knotty mortar]

kevin is the new ocon atp

also this new penalty system is awful

10sec for leaving the track is crazy

i bet he didnt even gain that much of an advantage

[kind hinge]

kmag is playing the "how many penalties can i get" game

[warped prawn]

But it's just the regulation

And I'm happy that they stick to it

[knotty mortar]

it used to be 5

for leaving the track

now its 10

[warped prawn]

The moment you open it up for he didn't really gain advantage, it opens the pandora box

[knotty mortar]

10 is ridiculous

[warped prawn]

Nah

Penalty is supposed to hurt

[knotty mortar]

it jst makes the racing boring

they wont even try to take risks then

[warped prawn]

Well, it already is boring

[knotty mortar]

LMAO

KEVIN

[warped prawn]

So not really changing anything

[kind hinge]

bro can't drive

[warped prawn]

Magnussen in going to get another penalty

He's already gotten Black and White flag lol

[kind hinge]

this guy is fucking dogshit 💀

[knotty mortar]

they be fighting their life for that 1 point 💀

[warped prawn]

It's important for Tsunoda because Danny is in P4

Lewis probably doesn't give a single shit at this point lol

Another 10s for Mag

Just go home man

[knotty mortar]

lol

now i wanna know how many penalty points he has atp

danny u can do it 🙏

[warped prawn]

Rip Tsunoda

[knotty mortar]

lets goo

simply lovely

maxie p1 and pooks p2 😍

danny p4 🥳

[ocean quest]

oh boy oh boy where do I even begin?

Max, my love, my pookie bear, my idol. From the moment I witnessed your fearless driving style, I knew you were destined for greatness. The way you fearlessly tackle every corner, pushing the limits with your aggressive yet precise maneuvers, it's nothing short of awe-inspiring. Your passion for racing is palpable, and it ignites a fire within me like no other. You've faced challenges along the way, your rough upbringing, the slow and unreliable cars, but your determination and resilience have always shone through. Whether it's fighting for position on the track or standing up for what you believe in off it, you embody the spirit of a true champion. As I watch you carve your path to victory, my heart swells with pride. Every win, every podium, it's a testament to your skill, dedication, and unwavering spirit. And when setbacks occur, you rise stronger and more determined than ever before. I remember the joy I felt when you clinched your first Grand Prix victory at Barcelona, a joyful moment etched in my memory forever. When you defeated Lewis Hamilton at the last lap in Abu Dhabi, I cried of joy, seeing my little pookie bear becoming World Champion.

[warped prawn]

Rip Hamilton

[knotty mortar]

lewis has a drive through pen

[warped prawn]

Drive through

[knotty mortar]

lol

so much for that

[warped prawn]

Let's goooo Tsunoda

[ocean quest]

YUKIIII

[knotty mortar]

time to open twt and see teamlh meltdown

[knotty mortar]

i'm sorryy danny ric

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1786819116659069290?s=46

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

After all those penalties, Magnussen has now been summoned for “alleged unsportsmanlike behaviour”.

Visits the stewards at 14:15 local time #F1 #MiamiGP

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 6:04 PM

Going for the home run

[fallow thistle]

Bianca Bustamante and fucking up the race start

Name a more iconic duo @warped prawn

[warped prawn]

🤝

[fallow thistle]

How does she fuck this up every time

[warped prawn]

Well done Abbie!

[river gate]

That sprint was interesting

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1786846303080554770

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1) on X

Lando Norris has received a reprimand and a €50,000 fine, €25,000 of which is suspended for the remainder of the 2024 season, for crossing the live track during the sprint race #F1 #MiamiGP

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 7:52 PM

[river gate]

[warped prawn]

Commentary vanished on international broadcast

[river gate]

odd, I have it on ESPN

[warped prawn]

Different commentators

[river gate]

I have the Sky commentators on ESPN

[warped prawn]

Crofty?

[river gate]

Yeah

[warped prawn]

Damn it F1TV

[river gate]

Talking to Ted now

[warped prawn]

And it's back

[river gate]

yay

lmao the comment about queueing

[warped prawn]

Logan 👀

Danny

Ric P4 to dead last (3 places grid penalty)

[river gate]

bruh how'd Logan get yeeted

[warped prawn]

Gasly, Tsunoda and Stroll knocked him out

[river gate]

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1786855930950218035

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Penalty points for Magnussen are coming in after the Sprint. He was given three for the third time he left the track and gained a lasting advantage against Hamilton. Moves him up to eight over the past 12 months #F1 #MiamiGP

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 8:30 PM

4 more and that's a race ban

[river gate]

Nice to see an american take P3 in F1 academy

[river gate]

She's actually from like an hour from me 😂

[knotty mortar]

https://racingnews365.com/cost-cap-concerns-could-force-newey-away-from-f1-with-red-bull

smth is going on in the background

[torpid elk]

Damn bustamante did 9 overtakes in 13 laps

[river gate]

It was pretty crazy and that’s with her stalling on the start line

[river steeple]

so race soon or ?

what time

even though Miami is the most cringe

[kind hinge]

5 hours

[river steeple]

damn american hours huh

[torpid elk]

Vibes in miami must be amazing mid race though

we’ll see

[river steeple]

if taylors shows up after ditching Met Gala would be epic

[warped prawn]

Time for race 2

@fallow thistle You watching?

[river steeple]

what race

F2?

lol this thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OydRQ0dr7zM

[warped prawn]

F1 Academy

[river steeple]

so like amateurs?

jesus does this race not have anything but yellow flag

[warped prawn]

Women

[river gate]

Oof Aston out again

[warped prawn]

Bad luck 2 days in a row

[river steeple]

living for Tommy Hilfiger has a freaking car lmao

surprised Haas does great here hahah

[river gate]

F1 academy a bit bad at keeping up with things F1 would’ve said what happened by now 😩

At least yesterday it was pretty obvious what happened

[river steeple]

also what's this? Redbull light?

[warped prawn]

Ford

Oh Vcarb

[river steeple]

i meant the white logo

[warped prawn]

Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls

Alpha Tauri

Toro Rosso

[river steeple]

ah

and what motor does the american express run on? ATM?

well i'm rooting for the tommy hilfiger

[river gate]

F1 academy uses all the same engine and chassis

[fallow thistle]

Bianca rare not fucking up the start

[river gate]

😂

[river steeple]

neat

[warped prawn]

That‘s Rodin Motorsport

[river steeple]

no redbull dominance

[river gate]

Yeah all comes down to skill

[warped prawn]

It‘s just that Edgar is supported by Amex

[river steeple]

do they have DRS in this ?

[warped prawn]

That looks horrible when you post it like that 😭

No DRS

[river gate]

Oh Aston got a puncture

[warped prawn]

God damn it Bianca

[river steeple]

who are you guys rooting for in this

[warped prawn]

Pin

[river gate]

Chambers

An actually good American

[fallow thistle]

me when she stalls on the race start

[river steeple]

oh kendall is team hilfiger too

[warped prawn]

😂😂

[fallow thistle]

Today's a rare day

She actually might place

[river gate]

So is Tina out because these races are so short they’re no point swapping the tires and at least letting her get track time?

[fallow thistle]

She's so good on pace but for some reason she just fucks up the little things

[warped prawn]

She‘s standing next to the man himself

[warped prawn]

She was out on track

She didn’t bring the car back to pits

[river gate]

Well yeah a puncture seems to make that difficult

[warped prawn]

But yeah if she had made it to pits, she would have gone out

[river steeple]

oh damn

[river gate]

So they have to be able to get the car back themselves?

[river steeple]

crash

[fallow thistle]

Yep

[river steeple]

that looked wicked

[river gate]

Ahh

[warped prawn]

Just like F1

[river steeple]

who caused that? Redbull?

[warped prawn]

If you stop on track and get out of the car, it‘s over

[fallow thistle]

Back in like 2022(?) Silverstone when Zhou crashed and Russell leapt out of his car to help. The car was actually fine but because he did that prior to red flag call, he technically retired from the race.

[river steeple]

damn puma

[river gate]

Oof that’s a shame

Imagine he had a good shout over that one

[fallow thistle]

Yeah it was shitty

[warped prawn]

He was stuck in gravel though wasn‘t he?

[river steeple]

wait charlotte tilbury is a makeupbrand? Ok epic sponor

[fallow thistle]

The car, according to George, was still working fine

[warped prawn]

And pretty sure he would‘ve had significant damage anyway

[river steeple]

i'm rooting for more random sponsors in F1 please.

[river gate]

Pulling is the Verstappen of f1 academy

[warped prawn]

Pin getting closer to Bianca

[river steeple]

eras tour f1 academy when

[fallow thistle]

fuck u

[warped prawn]

[river steeple]

wow finally a time under 2 minutes

c'mon hilfiger

lia block'd

[warped prawn]

Rip

[river steeple]

lmao american express at it again

[fallow thistle]

Edgar tried so hard, even going over track limits to get that P7 and then slid out

Tragic

[warped prawn]

And she will probably get a penalty as well

[river steeple]

well nope

[river gate]

no penalty for the track limits incident

[warped prawn]

Total control from Pulling

[river steeple]

pew close from hilfiger

yay p7

[river gate]

Really amazing how young a lot of these drivers are too

[warped prawn]

Yeah

I think the youngest driver in F1A is 17

[river steeple]

so how long til the real f1 race now

[warped prawn]

22:00 CET

[river steeple]

aight

[river gate]

There's a few 17 - 21, I think the oldest was 25

[river steeple]

cool! then maybe there's this danish racer that will join them in the future https://www.ferrari.com/en-EN/fda/articles/fia-girls-on-track-rising-stars-alba-hurup-larsen-wins-the-fourth-edition

[warped prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/live/HOfMufDZ418?si=dxRST9x-L4NIRFzG

Lot of support for the home boi

https://x.com/jordan_bianchi/status/1787182646100885951?s=46

Jordan Bianchi (@Jordan_Bianchi) on X

Hearing Donald Trump is on the grounds and will be attending today's Miami G.P.

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 6:08 PM

God damn

[river gate]

[ocean quest]

F1 acc is live in insta

[warped prawn]

That's the drivers parade

[warped prawn]

Same as this

They always go live for this

Have been for years now

[ocean quest]

and it just ended 😔

[warped prawn]

Yeah

It's generally 25-30 minutes

All drivers on the back of a truck for 1 lap and interview of everyone

[river gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEPBw-gIFeY

[ocean quest]

EDDD🔥🔥

[warped prawn]

Trump is with McLaren

[warped prawn]

Travis is in the paddock 👀

[river steeple]

uuuuh

Kentucky Derby to F1 pipeline we love to see it

[tawny spruce]

yea hes an investor with alpine

[warped prawn]

I'm aware

[west sleet]

Thought I was gonna make it back in time for the start of the race but think im@gonna miss the start

Any Taylor?

[warped prawn]

Doesn't look like it

[west sleet]

Unless she’ll only show up when the race is on for security idk?

[warped prawn]

I saw few people on twitter say that rumours are she's there

But Travis is already in Alpine garage and paddock but no Taylor so far

[river steeple]

taylor with the finish flag would be epic

[kind hinge]

trump is cosplaying as the mclaren car

[warped prawn]

He just wanted to be with a team same colour as him

[west sleet]

Such a shame you can’t stream anymore kart

I’m only 15 mins away from home too

[warped prawn]

I can

👀

[west sleet]

Oh pls do

[warped prawn]

It started working again this week

Give me few minutes

[river steeple]

album club? 👀

[warped prawn]

Yep

[river steeple]

thanks

[warped prawn]

Rip Leclerc

[river gate]

👀

imagine if he'd taken Max out

🫡

[river steeple]

lecleeerrrc

[warped prawn]

Immediate removal from Red Bull 😂

[river gate]

Gasly just wants a race buddy

[river steeple]

what is alpine doing

[warped prawn]

Hamilton regretting putting on Hards

[polar meteor]

French civil war

[river gate]

rofl I was so confused why f1 wasn't on espn given they're in the US, but I realized it's on ABC 😂

[warped prawn]

Was it ABC yesterday as well?

Or was that ESPN?

[river gate]

Yesterday I think was just ESPN

[warped prawn]

Weird

[river gate]

I think it's because more people get ABC so they're doing "espn on abc" presented by mercedes

[warped prawn]

Damn Piastri

[river gate]

Niko just trying to cause incidents huh?

[warped prawn]

That's what Hamilton will be next year when he goes to Ferrari

[polar meteor]

Max being told to go faster?

Wow

[warped prawn]

Piastri is actually keeping close

[polar meteor]

Crazy to think he's not even got the full upgrade package yet

[warped prawn]

Yeah

And he also managed to keep Legreg behind him

[river gate]

Max hit a cone 👀

[teal ocean]

Bol-lard

[river gate]

LOL the replay

[polar meteor]

Hahah they way it just went over the car

[warped prawn]

I swear if Max also maanges to get a quick pit stop out of this

[kind hinge]

rare verstappen mistake

[teal ocean]

If/when

[warped prawn]

VSC

[river gate]

scam getting to pit for free

[polar meteor]

He playing 4D chess

[river gate]

given he caused the issue

[warped prawn]

Noice

He did not get an advantage

[river gate]

Sweet

[polar meteor]

Yesss

[warped prawn]

But I wish either McLaren or Ferrari had gotten that advantage

[teal ocean]

There's a window

[uncut tapir]

what’s the podium right now ill turn the race on soon

[polar meteor]

PIA
SAI
NOR

...because Max just pitted

[warped prawn]

0 pit stops ^^

[polar meteor]

😂

[uncut tapir]

I want Piastri to win this….

The big smile on my face if he does

[warped prawn]

VER
LEC
PER technically the real leaders I think

[polar meteor]

The pain for Lando when Oscar wins before him

[teal ocean]

Hammy is chilling

[kind hinge]

maybe if lando didn’t choke whenever it mattered he would’ve won by now

[teal ocean]

Never not funny how checo does so much worse

Is he not gonna get a penalty

[west sleet]

Ok I’ve seen bits and pieces but have missed a lot

What was the VSC for?

[warped prawn]

Bollard on track

[kind hinge]

max hit a cone and it fell onto the racing line

[west sleet]

But look how ideal the viewing aesthetic is

[kind hinge]

once in a lifetime verstappen mistake

[warped prawn]

[teal ocean]

It's okay, install virtual bollard

[uncut tapir]

okayyyyy scenery

[river gate]

😂 Lewis can't see the chicane kerb now due to max taking out the bollard

[warped prawn]

👀

F Logan

[teal ocean]

Rip his year keeps getting worse

[warped prawn]

SC

NOR

[polar meteor]

Damn, just after Lewis pitted

[teal ocean]

Football analogy was so forced lmfao

[river gate]

gdi Logan

[warped prawn]

And Logan is out

Rip

I was hoping for him to get a point

[river gate]

Logan giving the Lando the W with his crash

[teal ocean]

Literally a pit maneuver lol

[river gate]

Bruh Logan didn't even do anything wrong

[teal ocean]

Yeah

[warped prawn]

For once Magnussen wasn't fully at fault

[river gate]

Literally got taken out by the Magnussen bully

[kind hinge]

logans fault

[polar meteor]

Kevin didn't really need to put his nose in there

He was never getting an overtake

[river gate]

Kevin had no business putting his car there

[green ocean]

lol saftey car just assumes that Ver is leader

[teal ocean]

👀

[covert robin]

LANDO MIGHT WIN WHAT.

[warped prawn]

Logan can't just shut the door 😭

[covert robin]

its giving latifi

[river gate]

No idea what that means 😂

[warped prawn]

Abu Dhabi 2021

[covert robin]

mb its giving latifi 2021

[river gate]

that slowmo

[covert robin]

mmhmm

[warped prawn]

Latifi went into wall and Max ended up winning his first championship

[river gate]

Magnussen does not belong there

[river gate]

ahhh

[polar meteor]

Hmm now I think its 50/50

[green ocean]

they've still got 25 laps lol

[warped prawn]

Yep

I would put more blame on Logan though

[river gate]

Rude

[polar meteor]

So 51/49? 😂

[warped prawn]

Damn FIA

[teal ocean]

10 seconds huh

[warped prawn]

10s penalty for Mag

[river gate]

Ayyyy hell yeah

[warped prawn]

Not deserved

[river gate]

Well deserved

[polar meteor]

I mean he's P19 anyway

[teal ocean]

Was gonna say

[covert robin]

10s shit

[teal ocean]

Literally not a material difference lol

[warped prawn]

Definitely falls more under Racing Incident

[river gate]

Didn't he collect like 4 penalties yesterday

[warped prawn]

Yep

[river gate]

short leash

[teal ocean]

Quick camera cut to partner - but why

[river gate]

nothing else happening I guess

[teal ocean]

Did they show Eddie earlier

[polar meteor]

Time to defend like a lion Lando

[river gate]

how long before Max takes back first

[teal ocean]

Well then

[green ocean]

2 laps

[warped prawn]

He might not be able to

Already clear of DRS

[covert robin]

holy shit

landooo

is this finally the day

[warped prawn]

Don't jinx it

[kind hinge]

any more stops??

[polar meteor]

🧡 🙏

[green ocean]

🧡 🙏

[warped prawn]

Can be avoided

[teal ocean]

Fitting for star wars weekend

[warped prawn]

Pirelli already said it will most likely be one stop race

[green ocean]

1.5s, wow

[river gate]

lmao carlos is so mad

[green ocean]

2 seconds!

[polar meteor]

Not to jinx it but like when was the last time someone won and Max didn't have an issue? 👀

[river gate]

well to be fair max did have an issue 😂

[warped prawn]

Sainz in Singapore

[echo knot]

HOW IS HE STILL GOING FASTER

[warped prawn]

That was just Red Bull struggling

[river gate]

ramming a bollard seems like an issue

[polar meteor]

More like a driver issue

😏

[teal ocean]

Tsunoda doing all the work for visa cash app lol

[river gate]

max blaming the car

can't turn

[teal ocean]

Need sainz to keep whining

Bwahah

Omg

[river gate]

yeah Danny had those penalties to serve

[teal ocean]

Yeahhhj

That was exciting

[warped prawn]

Overcooked

Rip

Perez going to eat him up as well

Much fresher tyres

[river gate]

lmao Kmag with another penalty

[teal ocean]

Oh snap

[warped prawn]

2 in 1

Damn

[river gate]

Piastry front wing damage

[west sleet]

I am tense

[teal ocean]

Dang

[west sleet]

This will be so cool if Lando wins

Even though I don’t like him

He really deserves a win

[pure shell]

DON'T JINX IT

[west sleet]

Sorry sorry

[warped prawn]

Piastri will be lucky to get a point

[pure shell]

sainz is gonna push him off the track at this rate

[warped prawn]

No he won't

Because he is last now 😂

[teal ocean]

Uh oh

[river gate]

Sainz saying his car is troublesome 😬

[pure shell]

my stream is a good twenty seconds behind tf

[warped prawn]

[teal ocean]

I mean if both sainz and checo have something

[west sleet]

This is exciting

[green ocean]

I'm glad I tuned in!

[teal ocean]

Well seems ok

[river gate]

Very enjoyable race

3.7s lead

[teal ocean]

Like I said earlier

[teal ocean]

👀

[west sleet]

Just hope there’s no rain for Lando’s sake

…..

Don’t need a repeat of that

[river gate]

😂

[green ocean]

russia!

[river gate]

Crofty or Martin said that too 😂

😂

[warped prawn]

Flashbacks

[west sleet]

I didn’t really see

[polar meteor]

Rain would make this even spicier

[river gate]

gold card member for the penalty loyalty system

[west sleet]

What happened to Max?

Was it the safety car?

[warped prawn]

I didn't mention it for the sake of traumatizing Lando fans

[river gate]

safety car yeah

[warped prawn]

Yep

[river gate]

lando got to steal the pit

[west sleet]

Lando got the shorter pit under the safety car?

And max didn’t l?

[river gate]

max pit before the safety

[warped prawn]

Yep

[polar meteor]

Credit to him though, Max hasn't been able to cut the lead

[west sleet]

Ah

I’m surprised max isn’t catching him@tho

Now

[green ocean]

yeah the fact that max isn't on his tail is the "strange" part

[river steeple]

god is this really happening.

[warped prawn]

Max struggled yesterday too

[west sleet]

Mcclaren brought out some upgrades didn’t they

Working super well

[kind hinge]

mclaren sandwich

[warped prawn]

Miami not really Red Bull friendly

[river steeple]

inb4 trump effect

[river gate]

yup Lando has the full new upgrades

[west sleet]

It’ll be a nice podium for Lando

Sorry I’m jinxing him@maybe

[polar meteor]

Logan being the bit that fell out and landed on the floor

[warped prawn]

😂😂

[river steeple]

Magnussen 😭

[warped prawn]

You really don't like him lol

[river steeple]

please

[west sleet]

Nah it’s ok he can have the win

It’s exciting when it’s not max

[warped prawn]

5s + lead

[west sleet]

As long as Lando doesn’t fuck up

He has it

[river steeple]

the power of twitch

[warped prawn]

Alpine has for sure made some good changes

[river gate]

Alpine has to show off for Travis

[warped prawn]

And Mahomes

[west sleet]

Oh well Ocon did well

[teal ocean]

Oh man after race

[river gate]

Max continuing to drop

[west sleet]

They’re all too afraid to talk about Lando winning in case they jinx it

😂😂

[teal ocean]

Ricky about to be passed...aww nvm

[warped prawn]

Commentators curse is real

[teal ocean]

Saw that tire mark

[warped prawn]

Crofty and Brundle has managed to take away a lot of wins

LMFAO

[river gate]

lmao the call from mclaren

[warped prawn]

Stop being stupid Piastri 😂

[river gate]

"please don't cause a safety car"

[pure shell]

i'm gonna rip my hair out tonight

[kind hinge]

i'm afraid the lando nowins joke might be no more...

[pure shell]

lando nowins ->> lando norizz

[river gate]

ooof albon

[teal ocean]

Dang Williams having a bad day

[west sleet]

Albon pls

Gave me a fright

[river gate]

Same 😂

[warped prawn]

Shut up Crofty

[kind hinge]

whats crofty yapping about

[warped prawn]

Don't bring Sochi up

[kind hinge]

LMAOO

[polar meteor]

Good omen? Bad omen?

[teal ocean]

Lmfao talk about it afterwards

[river gate]

7s 💀

[pure shell]

it's like a seven second gap... i don't want to say it but i think it's finally happening

[warped prawn]

[teal ocean]

😌

[pure shell]

f1 is too stressful 💀💀💀 i'm not doing my blood pressure any favours

[river gate]

the stats on this are pretty interesting

[warped prawn]

FINAL LAP

[teal ocean]

🍊

[pure shell]

OH MY GOSH

[warped prawn]

Almost there

Lisa 👀

[river gate]

[warped prawn]

LANDO NORRIS WINS THE MIAMI GRAND PRIX!

[teal ocean]

Ayyyy

🙌

[pure shell]

LETS GOO

[polar meteor]

🧡

[teal ocean]

Wooooo

[river gate]

That's so exciting

[warped prawn]

3rd time listening to British National Anthem this weekend 😂

[teal ocean]

Wooooaaah

[river gate]

😂

[teal ocean]

Play it again

[river gate]

lando 😂

[uncut tapir]

Atleast it’s not Max. We cheered.

[echo mesa]

HOYL GUCKING SHITITITTTT

i just came home

HELL YEAH]

[river gate]

good recovery from the sprint

[river steeple]

maybe miami isnt that bad afterall

[echo mesa]

i will never question this track again

[warped prawn]

Or... we should question it again so we keep getting good races...

[west sleet]

Well that’s nice

[river steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-lando-norris-f1-mclaren-gif-18574850

[teal ocean]

For gram gram

😌

[echo mesa]

I watched Lando mess it up in Russia, biggest heartbreak ive seen live

[warped prawn]

That one really hurt

[echo mesa]

i guess naughty words arent allowed

but this one

whew

goddamn im sad i couldn]t see the entire race

[echo knot]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOO

[echo mesa]

VAM0SSSSS

[river gate]

very glad to have the race be at a nice hour

[echo mesa]

the moment with Carlos

[polar meteor]

Yeah why did he have to ruin it like that....

[river steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-thumbs-up-gif-10976437182247786486

[warped prawn]

Can't wait for Max Verstappen podcast this weekend

[river gate]

what the hell is that redbull can 😂

👀 did he just say fuck

[polar meteor]

He did lol

[river gate]

💀 f1 gonna get a fine in the US then cause it was on broadcast tv

[warped prawn]

There you go