Formula One

[tender bluff]

No chance

[warped prawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/f1trollofficial/status/1715861658071920776?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[velvet hedge]

Yeahh just a lil bit

Even Crofty and Martin couldn’t pretend it wasn’t lame

[echo knot]

unfortunately yess

IDK if it was temps or just the sprint format but COTA didn't work

and COTA is one of my favorites on the calendar

[river gate]

honestly cota was really boring when we went in 2016 for Taylor 😂

[tender bluff]

No way

[west sleet]

but also i’m sure your guys lack of f1 interest didn’t help 😂

there was a tight championship battle that year

[tender bluff]

Question. How many times did max go off the track there?

[lyric vortex]

Not at all highkey. Carlos went off quite a few times and so did Logan tho

I was paying attention to track limits quite a bit but not a lot of times did Max go off

[warped prawn]

Didn‘t you see? They widened the track limit at that corner

They painted another line

[tender bluff]

Yeah Ik

Crofty talked about that like 2000 times

But I saw max going off at least ones there

Or at least he was super supee close

When onboard him

[warped prawn]

It‘s interesting because FIA/FOM kept it hushed

Nobody knew about it till Sprint Shootout

At sometime in the middle of sprint shootout they came to know that track limit was changed

[velvet hedge]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNr55BHs/ CRYING

[tender bluff]

I have seen that picuture like ages ago

😅😅

Thr last one

[pure shell]

shhh we're delulu

[mystic surge]

there is a lewis hamilton book on our local train station shop 😭

[river gate]

Yeah definitely didn’t help, maybe now that I understand f1 better it would have been more interesting

[surreal mulch]

so lets hear your predicitions

how many laps till max leads

[surreal mulch]

btw did yall see haas and am starting from the pitlane

i mean expected ngl

and they brought back alonso’s old floor

[tender bluff]

Max leads into t1

Yep

Alonso will runt the old spec and Lance the new spec

Testing which is faster

[kind hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-formula-1-chmelisa-gif-16176529306360480499

its hammertime

[west sleet]

don't jinx him funni

[tender bluff]

I am losing hope

As McLaren fan

[warped prawn]

Too late

[west sleet]

the cringe of watching sky sports trying to interview anthony joshua who's just invested in Alpine

he pretended he couldn't see Martin for like a whole minute when he was standing next to them

then said he only recently found out how to pronounce Alpine after investing and that he can give the drivers tips on reaction times 💀

[warped prawn]

Obviously he knows better than them

[warped prawn]

No crofty?

Oh there he is

[tender bluff]

GO LANDO

[tender bluff]

Here he is

At least in sky

[warped prawn]

He wasn’t there when the stream started

Probably some issue

[tender bluff]

Idk

[west sleet]

it's all too much for little lando norris

[tender bluff]

I am watching illegal stream

And crotfy is here

In sky

[west sleet]

bahahaha

[tender bluff]

GO LANDO

[west sleet]

anthony joshua on the radio

[warped prawn]

We all know Max is going to win anyway.

[warped prawn]

It‘s sooo cringe lol

[tender bluff]

Races in COTA have only been won from front row

[west sleet]

actually died from the cringe

[warped prawn]

Just like Will Smith going on Lewis radio

[tender bluff]

Team radio during Formation lap

[warped prawn]

Like whyyyyy

[tender bluff]

Team can't say anything

Idk about non team members

[warped prawn]

Probably recorded bit just like Will Smith

[tender bluff]

Or like

Yeah

[west sleet]

he is sitting in the garage

so mayeb live

[warped prawn]

Prince Harry

[west sleet]

yeah i saw harry was there with mercedes

las vegas will be interesting with celebrities

[warped prawn]

It‘ll be COTA and Miami combined celebrities

Maybe more

Lets goooo

[river gate]

I think each race each team should draw straws to see who torpedos into max just to prevent him from winning

[west sleet]

oo

oop

two ferraris nearly taking each other out

[river gate]

penalty on russell leaving the track and gaining an advantage

tisk tisk george

[warped prawn]

He didn’t learn from yesterday

Might be safe this time because of First lap

[west sleet]

that was tight

[warped prawn]

Lol

Let me pass please

[river gate]

don't slow me down with your broken car

[west sleet]

minus the please

[river gate]

plus a fucking

"tell esteban he's a git"
uhhh

[west sleet]

ocon will probably retire then

[river gate]

yeah not much point keeping on

lewis

[kind hinge]

hammertime

[river gate]

two ferarris with a redbull filling 😂

rip Piastri retiring broken car

[warped prawn]

And it begins

[west sleet]

bruh norris

nearly into the pit wall

[warped prawn]

Good to see it‘s going to be 2 stop

For almost everyone

[river gate]

Lewis unsure he can do 5 laps on these tires

[west sleet]

nah

remember lewis is a master liar with tyres lol

[warped prawn]

Nvm, F1tv didn’t update the tyre graph

[green ocean]

lol "tires are gone bono" = Purple

[river gate]

I think Russell is the king of doesn't ever pit

[warped prawn]

DONT REMIND ME OF THIS

[green ocean]

lol

[warped prawn]

The biggest lie ever

[west sleet]

george "yep :D"

[warped prawn]

mY tYRes aRE dEAd BOnO

[west sleet]

oop that lock up

[warped prawn]

Ends up doing million laps after saying that

[river gate]

😂

[warped prawn]

Rip

[west sleet]

bad stop to top it all off

[warped prawn]

One difference is Verstappen has to stop again

[green ocean]

if he couldn't handle those mediums, he's going to hate the hards

[warped prawn]

Well not for now

Later yes

[kind hinge]

mercedes stop doing quirky risky strategies challenge (painfully impossible)

[warped prawn]

You jinxed him Funni

It‘s all your fault

[river gate]

I get it hard to beat max, might as well fuck around with the strats

[green ocean]

(at this point) They lose every weekend, so they pretty much have to take more risks

[kind hinge]

hards until the end have NEVER payed off

[west sleet]

fernando just casually sliding up into points

meanwhile Stroll...

[kind hinge]

wouldn't a safety car just ruin our race

[surreal mulch]

Lets go landoo

[west sleet]

he just locked up 😭

[surreal mulch]

I know thats why im saying

Stay supportivee

Lets goo

[west sleet]

yeah not looking so good

[surreal mulch]

Luigi has given up on the ferraris

[west sleet]

but max still has to pit again

[surreal mulch]

Like thats gonna be a problem for him

Istg every time ham coplains about something he has the fastest lap

Like max

[kind hinge]

HAMMERTIME BABY

FASTEST MAN ON TRACK WITH SHITTY TIRES

[fallow thistle]

Max malding

[river gate]

Lewis going back to mediums

[tender bluff]

CMON LANDO

"Plan C or plan D"

CAN'T WE JUST FOR ONES HERE PLAN A

Ferrari cmon

[river gate]

don't talk to max today

[tender bluff]

Yeah

He is so angry

[fallow thistle]

Max pulled a Charles Radio just then

[tender bluff]

I mean his brakes are fucked

[west sleet]

cause max is actually stressed holding P1 for once this year

[tender bluff]

Yeah

I ofc hope for Lando win

But if not lando then Lewis

[fallow thistle]

I think Lewis can clutch this towards the end

[tender bluff]

Yeah

Cuz he is on mediums

[west sleet]

p2 for lewis at least

[fallow thistle]

Like if at all,he'll probably be half a second off by last lap

[tender bluff]

Remmeber 2022

Lewis vs Max

Lewis was leading

[fallow thistle]

Lewis is gaining like .2 every sector

[tender bluff]

Then Max got him

GO LANDO

GO LEWIS

It's HAMMER TIME

[fallow thistle]

wtf why am i watching lance

LEwis and Lando are literally battling

[west sleet]

jeeeeesus

lando nearly wiped him out

[fallow thistle]

Can he chase in 7 laps is the question

[tender bluff]

LANDO GO CMON

[fallow thistle]

Probably not tbh

[tender bluff]

FIGHT BACK

LEWIS IT'S HAMMER TIME

GO CATCH MAX

[fallow thistle]

Max will win by like 2s at this pace

[kind hinge]

HAMMER FUCKING TIME

[west sleet]

well it's an improvement ig

max actually having some pressure

[kind hinge]

he'd have to gain a second each lap

win is gone

[fallow thistle]

ayo DannyRic with fastest lap lmao

[surreal mulch]

Bruh ferrari

Again

No comment

Anyways

[fallow thistle]

wait

[surreal mulch]

LETS GO DANNYYYYY

[fallow thistle]

Carlos can gun for 3rd???

LET'S GO?

[surreal mulch]

Im mad at ferrari rn

So idc

LETS GO LANDOO

LANDOO

[west sleet]

oh alex

penalty

[kind hinge]

lewis once again proving hes the goat

[west sleet]

not that it really mattered anyway

[surreal mulch]

I feel so bad for leclerc

[kind hinge]

gap is falling very slowly

[surreal mulch]

I cant

[kind hinge]

not enough laps

[fallow thistle]

Charles thrown to the wolves. I hate this.

[surreal mulch]

Life not fair

always was

but he never complains

[velvet hedge]

Leclerc sacrificed again

[surreal mulch]

Never

he just does

Meanwhile can someone tell me when was the last time sainz agreed to let leclerc past?

[kind hinge]

least chaotic ferrari race

[surreal mulch]

You cant

[kind hinge]

GAP IS CLOSE

3.6 SECONDS

[surreal mulch]

LETS GO LANDOO

[fallow thistle]

Lewis cant make it

RB19 too good

[west sleet]

just needed a few more laps

but it's an improvement

[warped prawn]

Closing the gap and then actually making the overtake are 2 different things. Lol

[surreal mulch]

Tell me something i dont know

LMAO

[west sleet]

hahaha

max

[surreal mulch]

Max and his beloved brakes

[fallow thistle]

Carlos also couldn't close the gap to lando rip

[river gate]

LOL

NO TALKING

[fallow thistle]

STOP TALKING TO MAX

NO TALKING

[surreal mulch]

lmao alonso

Rip

[west sleet]

the commentary is funny

[river gate]

but also please talk to him more

[west sleet]

"it sounds like max is fred flintstone with his feet out the bottom"

[surreal mulch]

RIC

LETS GO DANNY

[river gate]

distract him as much as possible

[surreal mulch]

DONT LET MAX TAKE THE POINT

[warped prawn]

Hopefully Cole will wave the flag much more enthusiastically than Tim Cook

[surreal mulch]

NO YUKI

[fallow thistle]

The gap is under 2 seconds what the fuck

Max what is happening

[surreal mulch]

Why not let ric

I mean ik why

But why

What i would give for a ham win

[tender bluff]

GO LEWIS

[fallow thistle]

max is gonna be the angriest gp winner

[west sleet]

gonna run out of laps

but good attempt

[surreal mulch]

yeah

[west sleet]

don't think even lewis expected to finish this close to max

[river gate]

give them an extra lap for fun

[west sleet]

in the earlier interviews he was like nah we won't be close to max

[surreal mulch]

LMAO WHEN THEY START TALKING TO MAX TO SAY CONGRATS

AND HE IS LIKE STOP TALKINGG

[fallow thistle]

DRS WORKS ON LAPPED CARS?????

[warped prawn]

Yes

[fallow thistle]

This is news to me and it's bullshit.

[river gate]

scam

[surreal mulch]

YUKI

[tender bluff]

So close

[kind hinge]

so fucking close

[surreal mulch]

YESS

[tender bluff]

1 more lap

[surreal mulch]

YSSSS YUKIIIIII

[tender bluff]

1 fucking more lap

[west sleet]

lewis closing that P2 with perez

[kind hinge]

shouldnt have gotten dra

drs

[surreal mulch]

LOVE FOR YUKI

[fallow thistle]

What's the Lewis Checo gap now

[tender bluff]

Why?

He was within 1 sec

Remmeber in Russia 2027

2017*

[west sleet]

cause it's bullshitty to get it off cars you're lapping

[tender bluff]

Bottas got DRS from Massa on last lap

[west sleet]

but i see why it's difficult to control

[tender bluff]

And won over Vettel

[fallow thistle]

Yeah DRS off of a lapped car is bullshit

[kind hinge]

lewis deserved it

[tender bluff]

Its always been that

[surreal mulch]

but yuki tho

[fallow thistle]

Makes no sense for me

"Always been that" doesn't mean it's right.

[kind hinge]

gets so close everytime

but never gets it

[tender bluff]

Maybe in Brazil

[surreal mulch]

YUS LANDO

[tender bluff]

Lando fan

Maybe one day

Maybe one day

My boy will win

[surreal mulch]

MAYBEEE one day

BUT 100% ONE DAY

Not maybe

Just when

[tender bluff]

Hoping next season McLaren Can start strong

[surreal mulch]

And finish strong

But istg i had tears in my eyes when oscar retired

[kind hinge]

brazil will be ours.

[surreal mulch]

YUKI

YUS

Cmon yuki support

[warped prawn]

2 more years of Red Bull dominance

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-rocking-shocked-trauma-family-guy-gif-3629549

[surreal mulch]

no pls

nooo

[warped prawn]

As much as I hate to say it, that’s how it usually goes

[fallow thistle]

At least Checo being fucking garbage is keeping it interesting

[surreal mulch]

but we can still dream🙃

[surreal mulch]

LMAO TRUE

[warped prawn]

Dreaming hurts

[surreal mulch]

Not if u dont wake up😝😜

stay delulu

Omg pink mercedes hat

[west sleet]

i like the double nostril piercings

[surreal mulch]

Lando break another trophy pls🥰🥰

[west sleet]

mcclaren hat be ugly tho

[warped prawn]

Too shiny on the back side

[west sleet]

that pink mercedes hat is on sale

[warped prawn]

Chloe:

[west sleet]

i am tempted

it's pretty nice

[warped prawn]

How much?

[west sleet]

£25.80

so about 30 euro

[surreal mulch]

FR?

Im not a mercedes fan but its nice lol

[west sleet]

mercedes always have some of the nicer hats

well lewis' anyway

[surreal mulch]

Ugh this anthem

Its the soundtrack of my nightmares

Haunts me everywhere i go

Omg max is smiling

prolly bc he aint braking anymore

LETS GO LANDOO

[fallow thistle]

Guys, I think they're booing Greg Abbott and not Max

[river gate]

Yeah that's what I was thinking

[surreal mulch]

oh wait

ngl both is possible

I wanna be present at the ferrari meeting post race

i think there's a lot to talk about

[fallow thistle]

McLaren has overtaken AM in Constructors

[west sleet]

max is going to get booed so badly in mexico lol

[fallow thistle]

Lewis is now 19 points shy of Checo in WDC

[west sleet]

yeah i can see lewis getting P2

[surreal mulch]

Obviii

[fallow thistle]

Was it obvious? They did it only now by 7 points.

[surreal mulch]

I mean i was hoping for it

and after alonso retired

It was no doubt

But they deserve it

[fallow thistle]

I'm going crazy right now trying to figure out why AT has 7 points in Constructors

[velvet hedge]

Caught the F1 app lacking

Those points 😭

[fallow thistle]

Who got FL?

It's Danny, right?

Oh my god, is FL credited to the team but not the driver?

[west sleet]

yuki got it i think

[fallow thistle]

Welp, here's my Post-GP propaganda

But also serves as an actual championship leaderboard

[rotund pulsar]

Brilliant race tonight. That’s three good ones this year. I love 2 and 3 stop races!!!

Can’t wait to get my new PC up and running so I can get back playing F1 games again. Especially 2019, the last good F1 game I think.

[echo knot]

UPDATE:

https://vxtwitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1716220565160071425?s=46&t=Ypoe0yVXLDHeGbw5-bXqkg

This could lead to both being disqualified, moving Albon and Sargeant into the points

[echo knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/lukesmithf1/status/1716247940774203523?s=46&t=Ypoe0yVXLDHeGbw5-bXqkg

LANDO P2 AND LOGAN POINT!!!!!!!

[river gate]

I-

so what exactly happened

[echo knot]

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/hamilton-leclerc-disqualified-us-gp/

Skid plates were not compliant

[river gate]

oof wow

Apparently only 4 cars were checked, and those two were out of spec, so there's questions about who else could've been disqualified

[warped prawn]

[warped prawn]

This was all a scam for Logan to get his first points

[fallow thistle]

Updated Propaganda. Also, Perez having a good weekend while still being a complete garbage will never not be funny

[west sleet]

actually giant F

[fallow thistle]

Lewis and Charles suffering together, ya hate to see it

[warped prawn]

Welcome to the disqualified pain life

Vettel‘s P2 disqualification in Hungary still hurts

[west sleet]

the pain that only 4 cars were checked

[warped prawn]

I read that and I genuinely thought how many actually must not be following it and could have been disqualified

2 out of 4 is very high probability

[kind hinge]

this sport is a joke 😂

fiabull

[west sleet]

yeah with 50% of their random testing failing it there was definitely more who got away with it

[tender bluff]

Lucky Lando was okey

I wonder if Russel and Sainz had the same thing

[velvet hedge]

THEYRE SO DEEPLY UNSERIOUS FOR THIS 😭😭😭

[silver iris]

yeah they check top 3 and 1 extra , supposedly they look at onboards to see who was bottoming out the most

[tender bluff]

Nope. It's top 3 and driver on pole in this case charles

[river steeple]

lol this got me in the algorythm i guess its basically true

[west sleet]

kinda funny

[velvet hedge]

A chav 😭

[river gate]

Are you a failure?
Out here bullying poor Logan

[surreal mulch]

Lmao the ferrari one so true

[last flower]

Do you think Perez will announce his retirement at the Mexico GP?

[warped prawn]

That’s what the rumours suggest.

[tender bluff]

Nah

[bronze sandal]

Another thing have you guys heard rb had to hire bodyguard for Max

Because of threats

[west sleet]

lewis’ new non-alcoholic tequila

there was a small part of me that was tempted to buy this and i don’t even like alcoholic tequila

[lyric vortex]

lewis hamilon replied to my tweet todayyyy

[bronze sandal]

Omg

And with caps lock

I can feel the energy

[lyric vortex]

omg did u see

[bronze sandal]

Yes

[lyric vortex]

WAIT ARE WE MOOTS ON TWT

[bronze sandal]

What’s moots

No I checked the Lewis page

[lyric vortex]

ohhhh

mutuals

[bronze sandal]

I’m mostly writing in my mother language so I’m avoiding follow people :(

[lyric vortex]

Ahh

[fallow thistle]

Only a matter of time before you're on the broadcast

[lyric vortex]

Lmfaoooo

Would be awesome

[kind hinge]

SHOW

[lyric vortex]

I got so much hate 😭

[kind hinge]

HE REPLIED TO THE MOST BORING CASUAL QUESTION EVER LOOOOLLL

[lyric vortex]

i know right

[kind hinge]

goat

[lyric vortex]

the all caps tho

matched my energy

[bronze sandal]

Another sleepless weekend

For race

[regal panther]

you got street cred now

[tender bluff]

And another one coming

In Brazil

[bronze sandal]

:(

[rotund pulsar]

Foro Sol looks different to the last time us lot saw it.

[surreal mulch]

lets go landoo

[tender bluff]

Lisnenting to 1989 TV and watching F1 is the best combo ever

[west sleet]

@warped prawn are you able to stream?

if not i'll need to try to source a cracked stream

my brother wants to watch the boxing fight instead 😢

cracked stream secured

[west sleet]

jinxed it

[tender bluff]

NOOOO

ALONSOOOO

FUCK

WHYYY

Oscar still in thankfully

Lando had the pace

But Alonso

[west sleet]

danny ric doing well 👀

[surreal mulch]

:((

VDUSU BUT FERRARI MY BBGS

Im confused

[echo mesa]

[surreal mulch]

Like i was 100% sure they will be shit

BUT LETS GOOOO

[west sleet]

just wait though

[surreal mulch]

hopefully he will lead at least half a lap

[west sleet]

there might be penalties for some people

[surreal mulch]

hopefully for max lmao

[west sleet]

max, george and lewis are up for investigation

[surreal mulch]

We'll see

[velvet hedge]

Happy w the double Ferrari on the front row but I am DEVASTATED for Lando

What a weird quali session

[west sleet]

it's always nice when it's not Max on pole

[tawny spruce]

https://vxtwitter.com/ahmed_baokbah/status/1718388389685137468?s=46&t=6XL2v25L1mv9laG1P9BlpA

[kind hinge]

can't wait for max to win 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[warped prawn]

Looks like I missed somewhat good Quali session.

[west sleet]

you did

no one was as surprised at ferrari P1 as Charles was

[warped prawn]

Just finished the quali.

Agree with Martin saying „what a bizarre quali.“ 😂

Even though Max didn’t get the pole, he still is starting on possibly the best grid position

Poor Lando

[silver iris]

i was depressed for Lando

[fallow thistle]

Ferrari Quali 1-2 at the worst possible place to have a 1-2

[river steeple]

what the hell a Ferrari 1-2 in qualies?

lmao i done missed something i guessed

[river steeple]

when is the race not now?

oh 21:00 it is

[warped prawn]

[rotund pulsar]

Here we go! One of my favourite tracks to drive on in games!!!

[ionic spruce]

danishswiftie (@river steeple) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

f1 @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@limpid jetty@tawny spruce@echo mesa@west sleet@echo knot@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@last flower@lyric vortex@young glacier@gaunt osprey@restive cedar@rich dock@bronze sandal@cobalt creek@brittle pike@sturdy pumice@wicked brook

[river steeple]

Hola

[river gate]

been a while since we had a f1 ping

[west sleet]

let’s see if it’ll be more exciting than it was last year

[echo knot]

Wooooooo Mexico

Now where was the Mariachi theme is my question

[river steeple]

Yeah i was looking forward to it lol

[warped prawn]

They posted on social media

There it is lol

[river gate]

ooh it's lances birthday

[warped prawn]

Just started playing

😂

[echo knot]

There it is!

[river steeple]

Lmao starring grid got it

[green ocean]

woo mexico

woo afternoon NA GPs

lol per behind ric, that's gotta hurt

[warped prawn]

Investigations already lol

[west sleet]

poor Alonso

[last flower]

we get goingg

[last flower]

havent been pinged since i joined the pinglist lmao

[warped prawn]

Slow start by Leclerc

[river gate]

WOW

[warped prawn]

Rip

[mystic surge]

DANIEL IN RED BULL

DANIEL IN RED BULL

[kind hinge]

PAMAKAOWOWIWNENL

LMAOAO

[river gate]

amazing start perez sent into orbit

[west sleet]

damn

[warped prawn]

Perez just decided to end his race early rather than getting disappointed later

[river steeple]

PEREZ F

[river gate]

😂

[west sleet]

20th 😭😭

[kind hinge]

i thought it was max

[west sleet]

fucked Charles’ race

ngl think we were hoping it was Max

[warped prawn]

Charles will need to pit

[mystic surge]

my commentary "perez still exists"

YES

[river gate]

I very much hoped it was max

[warped prawn]

That end plate on front wing

[mystic surge]

DANIEL IN RED BULL

[kind hinge]

dnf

[west sleet]

out

[kind hinge]

crazy how max hasnt even had a dnf

[west sleet]

giving lewis the chance to catch up to P2

[kind hinge]

has he?

[west sleet]

in the championship

[river steeple]

I guess race is already over lmao

[warped prawn]

Can‘t wait for Leclerc to get death threats

[fallow thistle]

Lewis P2 on the table yo

[mystic surge]

real 😭

[velvet hedge]

Holy shit that was a crazy opening

[mystic surge]

but invisible hulk

and yuki

[west sleet]

yeah mexican fans will blame charles

and probably max too

[bronze sandal]

Good night everyone

[river gate]

how dare you be pinned between two red bulls

[bronze sandal]

After I saw max 1 decided to sleep

[mystic surge]

CHECO WILL MAYBE GO OUT

and vsc

[warped prawn]

Why are they even trying lol

[west sleet]

tf

they’re trying to fix it

[warped prawn]

It‘s not like he‘s going to get anything out of it

[west sleet]

the side pod was not looking good

[mystic surge]

unexpected

[fallow thistle]

They're desperate to get 1 point

[mystic surge]

mexico

[kind hinge]

it's in case of a penalty

[velvet hedge]

Charles should’ve gone to the right 😤😤😤

[warped prawn]

Only top 10 gets 1 point

[fallow thistle]

They're banking on a safety car ez

[warped prawn]

For the fastest lap I‘m assuming

[kind hinge]

theres a vsc

[warped prawn]

If they think the SC will be there for entire race, yeah sure 😂

[mystic surge]

green flag

[fallow thistle]

Checo being in the pits for a literal hour isn't unheard of Kart

[mystic surge]

checo needs to win in vegas to get the seat

[regal panther]

checo is done

[mystic surge]

checo going to talk to medias 👀

[regal panther]

hamilton fastest lap

[west sleet]

only a matter of time before lewis passes danny

[regal panther]

tsunoda took a little shortcut

[mystic surge]

and changed wing

[regal panther]

max has the fastest lap now

hamilton overtook danny

[warped prawn]

You‘re very much behind lol

100€ 💀

[west sleet]

alonso fined €100 lol

[regal panther]

wdym

[warped prawn]

You are about a lap behind

[regal panther]

its lap 13 here. what lap are u in

[warped prawn]

14

For the first time, Ferrari is on plan A 😂

Can‘t wait for them to fuck it up

[regal panther]

they already did. they blew pole position

[warped prawn]

Well, that’s not strategy

That’s just Ferrari‘s luck

Now it‘s the actual moment for Ferrari to fuck it up

[regal panther]

there is always time to crash in the last lap or a 30 sec pit stop

[warped prawn]

And it was bound to happen anyway

If not the first lap, after few laps

I‘m fully expecting for Max to win all the races that are left

[mystic surge]

LECLERC???

[regal panther]

he is already the world champion and still races like it depends on it

[river steeple]

Great jinx strategy

[regal panther]

that dude is bullet proof. cant get jinxed

[warped prawn]

As any driver would do

Nothing wrong with it

[mystic surge]

pit for max

[regal panther]

charles didnt capitalize on any of the chances he got this season or last year

[warped prawn]

Yeah because he is in a Ferrari lol

Sure he made few mistakes here or there but it‘s most of the time Ferrari fucking them up

And not like anyone stood a chance against the rocket that Max is driving

[regal panther]

merc has been setting fastest lap for the last few races yet finishing 3-5 behind max

[kind hinge]

51 laps on hards lol bro can't be serious

[warped prawn]

Setting fastest laps and winning races are different things

Same as ferrari - they have great pace over one lap but their race pace sucks

Mercedes is better but not better compared to RBR

[regal panther]

its down to their driving style

[warped prawn]

And as Toto said, it‘s not Red Bull‘s fault for having a really good car. It‘s all the other teams for lacking.

Which is true

[west sleet]

mercedes doing the dummy stop lol

[kind hinge]

wtf was that

is that like a way to troll the other teams

[west sleet]

it’s boring to watch as a fan but isn’t red bull’s fault

[warped prawn]

Agreed

I hate to watch him win everything as well. And I might’ve said something during the race as well but it‘s not his fault

[regal panther]

its a mix of average and rookie drivers and underdeveloped cars

[west sleet]

someone needs to poach adrian newey

[warped prawn]

He‘s never leaving red bull 😂

[regal panther]

redbull got him on lockdown. not going anywhere

[warped prawn]

He‘ll directly go into retirement lol

[west sleet]

steal his secrets then

[regal panther]

williams screwd themselves by letting him go

[west sleet]

everyone has their price

[kind hinge]

hamilton box

[regal panther]

they thought they were bigger than him and paid the price

[warped prawn]

Hamilton pitting now

[kind hinge]

what a dumb strategy

[west sleet]

george lol

[warped prawn]

Good stop for ric

[west sleet]

not them zooming into a little Checo fan crying 😭

[regal panther]

checo saw it coming himself

[mystic surge]

they'll bring him to the paddock and cry together

[regal panther]

it wasnt gonna be a home win like he thought

[warped prawn]

One ferrari pit no fuck up

[regal panther]

12 days since last injury kinda thing

[west sleet]

burning in Zhou’s car

[warped prawn]

It‘s 44-46°C track temperature

[river gate]

toasty

[warped prawn]

So pretty hot overall

[regal panther]

thats bahrain morning weather

[river gate]

bruh what

[warped prawn]

Been a while since Lewis said mY tYRes aRe DoNe bONo

Ooof

[mystic surge]

KEVIN!

[river gate]

when did that happen

[warped prawn]

That looks bad

[mystic surge]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-catherine-o-hara-kate-mc-callister-pass-out-faint-gif-12025236

literally me

[west sleet]

damn

[kind hinge]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[west sleet]

safety carrrrrr

[mystic surge]

LMAO MAX

[regal panther]

that thing folded like a newspaper

[warped prawn]

Leclerc just pitted last lap

Would’ve been the miracle he needed

[west sleet]

get lewis in

[river gate]

fire!

[mystic surge]

this will be red flag

[west sleet]

oh

not his fault

[river gate]

right rear suspension

[regal panther]

haas caught on fire

[river gate]

red flag

[west sleet]

ooooo

[mystic surge]

how unexpected

[west sleet]

poor charles

always has the worst luck

[river gate]

are we getting another turn one crash when they restart

[warped prawn]

Depends if it‘s standing start or rolling

[mystic surge]

daniel 👀

[west sleet]

the chaos in the pit

max raging

[river gate]

drivers getting a pee break

[river steeple]

Well kmags season cant get anymore dead

[rotund pulsar]

Red Flag: Cars do one warm up lap behind SC then go to a new race start. Now shades of Mugello 2020.

[river steeple]

Atleast kmags ok

[rotund pulsar]

That’s about €2m of damage to that car. All from a rear toe link failure.

[west sleet]

poor Kevin

[rotund pulsar]

Be thankful for all the advances in safety from that fateful weekend in Imola in 1994. I’ll never forget watching that weekend!!!

[kind hinge]

hamilton will lead into turn 1

[fallow thistle]

Hello I fell asleep

I wake up and it's a Red Flag

What happened

[river gate]

you missed kevin's suspension snap and yeet him into the wall

[fallow thistle]

oof

Is he alright?

[kind hinge]

that's what happened

[river gate]

yeah seems fine

[fallow thistle]

Thank god

[river gate]

he climbed on the wall, and jumped off the wall on his own

Did you see Perez out on turn one?

[fallow thistle]

I did

[west sleet]

got out shaking is hands out so probably got a bit of force there

[kind hinge]

race resumes in 10 minutes

[warped prawn]

11

10

I was hoping for the race to finish on time lol

[west sleet]

cause it’s late?

[warped prawn]

I need to wake up extra early tomorrow

[regal panther]

its midnight here. jamming toothpicks under my eyelids

[kind hinge]

midnight here as well

[warped prawn]

The race would’ve been later for me as well if not for DST

[river gate]

[rotund pulsar]

Just past 9pm GMT.

[warped prawn]

But it‘s okay. This id manageable

Standing start

[mystic surge]

😭

pain

[echo knot]

5:00 here!

Thank you Eastern Time

[west sleet]

just go into it with no hope and expect Max to win

[echo knot]

until Vegas

[west sleet]

makes it all less disappointing

[echo knot]

then another 1:00 start

[kind hinge]

standing start is just a normal grid start right

[warped prawn]

I‘m not looking forward to Vegas. Have a feeling I‘m going to wake up at 7 and get massively disappointed with the borefest

[west sleet]

5pm for Brazil, 6am start for Vegas and 1pm for Abu Dhabi

[rotund pulsar]

Lots of folk on a hard. This is gonna be fun!!!

[warped prawn]

Yes

[regal panther]

the highlight video is gonna go from lap 7-21 instantly

[west sleet]

can see this being a big mess

[kind hinge]

verstappen oopsie maybe?

[tender bluff]

Standing start onhards

[west sleet]

i don’t think Max knows what an oopsie is anymore

[tender bluff]

Hamilton could lead

3rd place is the best place to start

In Mexico

[west sleet]

give me zero hope of anything

[kind hinge]

we all know what happened the last time lewis had a chance to lead into turn 1

[tender bluff]

Idc if its Lewis or Charles

I WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO LEAD

[warped prawn]

Leclerc is fucked for sure. Dirty side of the track, hards

[rotund pulsar]

Lando will get a 6m advantage off the line.

[tender bluff]

At least new wing

LETS GO LANDO

[warped prawn]

Russell on mediums 👀

[regal panther]

i think oscar is gonna get top 5

[warped prawn]

Oooh lot of them on mediums

[rotund pulsar]

This restart will be a cluster.

[kind hinge]

HAMILTON MEDOUMS

WHAT

[river gate]

max who hasn't won in 7 days 🤣

[rotund pulsar]

This will now be a 2 stop 36 lap race.

[river gate]

Lewis with nearly new tires

[warped prawn]

Clean

[kind hinge]

still couldn't pass 💀

[river gate]

sadge

[west sleet]

surprisingly uneventful

bad for lando

[river gate]

yassss

kicked up some dirt but took 2nd

[west sleet]

mercedes playing a risky little game

[tender bluff]

Lando finding maybe some pace

The mediums are not gonna last until end tho

[mystic surge]

ferrari is finally normal

[river gate]

F Alonso

[west sleet]

aw alonso

[warped prawn]

2 weeks in a row

[mystic surge]

F

[west sleet]

life not looking so great at aston martin anymore

[river gate]

oof

[west sleet]

NOOO

[warped prawn]

Went from „I‘ll be on every podium this season“ to having shitty weekends

[mystic surge]

😭😭😭

[west sleet]

poor yuki

[velvet hedge]

Yowchies

[warped prawn]

He just turned in

[west sleet]

yuki turned in

got too excited for the overtake

[velvet hedge]

Yuki had such a good recovery too from the back of the grid

Wait when did Alonso retire?

Might’ve missed that

[west sleet]

like a lap ago

[velvet hedge]

Do we know why?

[west sleet]

something wrong with the car i think?

[velvet hedge]

That Aston Martin :/

[river gate]

Today it's Yuki mad at his team for talking to him

[warped prawn]

Yuki is always mad

[river gate]

lewis just falling more and more behind

[warped prawn]

Will be fun to see in the last 10 laps or so

Those tyres won‘t last

[pure shell]

guys let's guess who will win!!! definitely not max like he has never won before 😱😱

[velvet hedge]

Logan has this win in the bag 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

[pure shell]

definitely!! 51 seconds behind max? easy to catch up!! forget winning the race, he's gonna win the championship atp

[velvet hedge]

RAAAAAH

[warped prawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/f1trollofficial/status/1718739380498747566?s=46

[velvet hedge]

Ngl I completely forgot tyre deg was a thing 💀

[warped prawn]

Just saw this and jesus christ

[velvet hedge]

Uhm!

Wtf 😃

Genuinely terrifying behaviour

[west sleet]

jfc

the chaos

[fallow thistle]

Lewis is half a second faster than the ferraris every lap

Unless the falloff is really bad, I think Lewis can keep that P2

[velvet hedge]

Crofty taking the piss outta Ocon for not making the overtake 😭😭

[fallow thistle]

Also, with 18 points, what does that make the WDC P2 gap?

[pure shell]

yikes i would not like to be there

[velvet hedge]

21 points?

[fallow thistle]

Yeah 21

21 with 3 GPs to go, it's gonna be close but doable

[velvet hedge]

Very much doable

There is also still the Brazil sprint

[fallow thistle]

Oh yea

[pure shell]

how many sprints have we had this year???

[velvet hedge]

Too 👏 many 👏

[fallow thistle]

6?

[pure shell]

ridiculous honestly

[fallow thistle]

Hear me out

Sprints are still a thing but it's only for reserve drivers

Full chaos

Kart back me up

[velvet hedge]

That’s so silly I love it

[fallow thistle]

Lewis faster than the Ferraris by a full second per lap, holy fuck is the deg so bad

Aston Martin having an absolutely terrible weekend

[pure shell]

stroll in last omg

[fallow thistle]

Not even McLaren was this bad at the beginning of the season

[pure shell]

YES

[fallow thistle]

They fell off so hard

[pure shell]

let the reserve drivers on the track more

[vital kettle]

I can't even comprehend Fernando was on the podium earlier in the season anymore with Aston's performance recently lmao

[fallow thistle]

Double DNF for AM

oof

Well, Stroll counts as +2 laps, I think, no?

Or he still gets classified or something

[west sleet]

jesus christ

show us russell and danny ric

[fallow thistle]

Lewis snipes FL hell yea

[mystic surge]

before race, i guessed double aston DNF, red flag and ferrari fail

BURN ME

[fallow thistle]

20 point gap now

[west sleet]

what does the championship rankings look like right now

[velvet hedge]

The way that the top 4 has been so uninteresting to me since that restart

[tender bluff]

Lando P5❤️❤️

[fallow thistle]

Gimme a sec chloe

[velvet hedge]

Incredible recovery from Lando

[mystic surge]

ver 491, per 240, ham 220

[pure shell]

i just found out one of my friends is a formula 1 fan through them sending me a photo of lewis and max kissing 💀

[tender bluff]

Lewis is gonna get that P2

[west sleet]

20 points in between then

[tender bluff]

Brazil his home race he is gonna be strong

Vegas no idea but Lewis should be strong

[mystic surge]

daniel 😭

and sainz

[tender bluff]

With Daniel in P7 almost 6th Prez is out soon

Lawson to AlphaTauri 👀👀

[mystic surge]

perez needs to win and he'll keep the seat

[warped prawn]

Good night

[tender bluff]

I don't see perez going to AT. He is gonna be gone if he loses RB seat

[velvet hedge]

Second AT seat is definitely Lawsons

[tender bluff]

Yeah

I am Lawson fan so I hope he Will get that seat

Lovely

[mystic surge]

so new #1 RBA driver becomes dennis hauger

nice

[kind hinge]

get in there lewis

[tender bluff]

Why is Daniel behinf NDV?

[fallow thistle]

Post-GP Propaganda

[tender bluff]

He has 22 and Nyck 11

Oh

U fixed it👀👀

[tender bluff]

How do u make this?

[fallow thistle]

Microsoft Excel

[tender bluff]

Oh

Looks good for exel

[fallow thistle]

P2 WCC and P2 WDC are hype as hell

[west sleet]

saved their boos for charles

[tender bluff]

Lando will overtake Fernando soon

[velvet hedge]

Someone get Charles a couple bodyguards

[fallow thistle]

If Checo wasn't so fucking bad in the most dominant car ever built, that DNF wouldn't matter so much

[tender bluff]

Max can loan his

[velvet hedge]

(Tbh Charles should’ve already had some bodyguards considering all the mobbing)

[tender bluff]

I saw something from Ferrari today tho

[fallow thistle]

Lando getting P5 with a 3-stop strat is wild

[tender bluff]

IS THIS REAL?

What is plan "A"🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[vital kettle]

Logan retiring last lap 😭

[tender bluff]

I wonder if Charles even knew what it was

[tender bluff]

He was P12?

[mystic surge]

no, he went to pits

just left it

[fallow thistle]

Finishing in the pitlane? Based?

[vital kettle]

Ahhhh okay must have misunderstood the commentary

[mystic surge]

not the way he meant

[tender bluff]

Save engine👀

[fallow thistle]

Max Verstappen Podcast (feat. Charles and Lewis)

[tender bluff]

Yeah

Brazil is gonna be Lewis hosting

Unless FIA DSQ him again in Quali

It's another Sprint weekend😭😭. EVEN LESS SLEEP

[rotund pulsar]

São Paulo is gonna be a Mercedes/Mclaren track I think.

[tender bluff]

Yeah. Prob Lewis track

[fallow thistle]

Danny Ric with 6 fat fucking points for AT, you love to see it

[tender bluff]

I mean it's his home GP

[tender bluff]

7th

[velvet hedge]

Omg the podium?!

[tender bluff]

Russel 6th

[tender bluff]

What about it

I only hear F1 outro song?

[fallow thistle]

Yeah so 6 points

[velvet hedge]

Yo wait Lando is now up to 6th?

[tender bluff]

Oh yeah .b

[tender bluff]

Yeah

169 points

Bahrain is long gone

[velvet hedge]

This is getting tight

[tender bluff]

and there was nothing else I could do

[tender bluff]

And I forget about you long enough to forget why I needed to

Just came to my mind 😭😭

[fallow thistle]

There's 61 available points left in the year, Sainz can still clutch P2 WDC

[tender bluff]

Maybe

Who knows

Anyways I am gonne go to bed

Bye

[velvet hedge]

I mean??? Maybe?????

[tender bluff]

U are delulu

https://tenor.com/view/delusional-areyoudelulu-delulu-maximbady-gif-12891541281933450010

[velvet hedge]

It sure is A possibility

Certainly one of the possibilities of all time

[tender bluff]

Also logan winning is possibility

[fallow thistle]

Albon podium in Vegas

Just you wait

[velvet hedge]

Williams 1-2 in Vegas

[tender bluff]

Daniel win

Williams 2-3

[velvet hedge]

Max? Binned it

[tender bluff]

It is actually possible with the straight line speed

[tender bluff]

Wall

[fallow thistle]

I know, that's why I said it

[tender bluff]

Hamilton gonna make sure

[fallow thistle]

Unironically Williams is a frontrunner in a straight line and the strip is long as fuck

[tender bluff]

2km

Although WTF is a kilometer

[sturdy pumice]

Guess who had paddock for the race and convienently ran out of storage

[tawny spruce]

https://i.imgur.io/kdiENPw_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[silver iris]

Loved Landos passes after the red flag , man was on a mission

[warped prawn]

The guy got banned for life

[pure shell]

should have deleted your entire camera roll and every single app you have (speaking from experience)😔😔💔

[acoustic quartz]

UMM

https://twitter.com/realMJThompson/status/1718962620206580218

real or no

[tawny spruce]

Not real

[velvet hedge]

Why would Checo going to AM be that outcome 😭

[bronze sandal]

There are a lot of rumours going on and most of them are not true or are not possible

Ric to Rb is one of them or Alonso gonna retire or Perez retire

[bronze sandal]

Good luck!

[west sleet]

yeah there’s a lot of talk going around

just gotta wait now

[pure shell]

i can't wait for next year's silly season

most contracts end in 2024

so there might be a lot of changes

[velvet hedge]

Will make up for this years very serious season

[pure shell]

most definitely

[fallow thistle]

Checo not being RBR in 2024 though is 99% of the off-season juice

[pure shell]

i really want someone else in that redbull seat

someone who actually matches the car's driving style (idk how to explain)

[warped prawn]

No such person exists because Red Bull makes their car according to Max

[fallow thistle]

Max's sister duh

[bronze sandal]

I don’t think so maybe Kvyat 2.0 (Penelope)

[tawny spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUUgnLsJotI

The moment perez opens the DRS on the main straight 💀

[mystic surge]

jack doohan leaves f2 :(

he'll go most likely LMP2 with seat hunting for 25

[river steeple]

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article.williams-racing-driver-academys-zak-osullivan-to-make-fp1-debut-in-abu-dhabi.4TVEf2mbUkDE5lefCCymir.html

lmao is that really the best photo of him they chose

wait what. so Mercedes we know today came from a completely random team that had one season in 2009 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdQuVRbWDM

this story seems wild