Formula One

[west sleet]

tesco

[tender bluff]

Send me one

Rn

[warped prawn]

I still want to buy that Lego McLaren thing

One day

[tender cipher]

oh my god same

[tender bluff]

Okey. I know who cab get me one

[west sleet]

have a mercedes electric toy car from tesco too

[tender cipher]

i havent played with legos in so long

[west sleet]

it's p nice

[tender bluff]

I am on the McLaren website looking what to buy

There is a Car for 150k maybe

[warped prawn]

That Lego is expensive though.

150€ or something

[west sleet]

ignore the dust pls

[last flower]

They look sick

[tender bluff]

Does anyone knwo where to buy mini helmets

[west sleet]

the big mercedes is the electric one

[warped prawn]

Is that yours?

[west sleet]

official f1 store sells some

yeah

[tender bluff]

Oh LN4 store too

[warped prawn]

Noice

[west sleet]

well i'd call myself a joint owner with my brother

[warped prawn]

Lol

[tender bluff]

£210

[west sleet]

i should get the mcclaren

[warped prawn]

I think mini helmets are only available officially

[tender bluff]

U am buying it

£210

If we get 1-2

[west sleet]

i do want to buy one of lewis' mini helmets

[tender bluff]

Tomorrow

https://landonorris.store/products/1-2-scale-2023-season-helmet?variant=42517064122539

Buying this

[west sleet]

https://f1store.formula1.com/en/mercedes-amg-petronas-f1-team/mercedes-amg-petronas-f1-2023-lewis-hamilton-1:5-model-helmet/t-65751935+p-9004935700349+z-8-35483268?_ref=p-SRP:m-GRID:i-r8c0:po-24

little tiny helmet

[tender bluff]

That looks good

Idk what I want tho

[tender cipher]

i was bouta say ONLY 32 DOLLARS?? but thats TINY TINY lmao

[tender bluff]

I want Lando and Oscar

[tender cipher]

id buy it lowkey

[tender bluff]

Wait 32

Idk if its small

I want it

[west sleet]

yeah it's perfect for sitting on a desk tho

which is my plan for it

[tender bluff]

Lando's one is 1:2

So half size

[tender cipher]

wait nvm its like not even tiny idk what im talking abt

[tender bluff]

I want to buy normal size for my moped

[warped prawn]

I want to make that McLaren and then hang it on my wall

[tender bluff]

Too expensive tho

[tender cipher]

i support all financial decisions made for formula 1 😎

[tender bluff]

Haha

My parrents dont

Parents*

[mystic surge]

spending money on f1 merch? eh

i'd rather spend money on food

[tender bluff]

WHAT

[kind hinge]

😹

[tender cipher]

what are parents?? 🤑

[tender cipher]

fair

[tender bluff]

NO ONE CARES ABOUT FOOD

[velvet hedge]

I don’t think I’m ready for the McLaren lacy edits on TikTok atm

[west sleet]

think i'm actually going to order that lewis helmet now

[tender bluff]

F1>FOOD

[west sleet]

it's out of stock basically everywhere else and used to be like £40

[tender cipher]

dont.

[tender bluff]

I Will starve just to buy something

[tender cipher]

remind me.

i will NOT be going on tt now!

[mystic surge]

nah

[tender cipher]

id starve for anything f1 related tbh

or taylor ofc

[mystic surge]

i have exactly three pieces of f1 merch and i'm happy about it

[tender bluff]

I want to buy TayTay merch but I dont have money or money for f1 merch

If u had a choice

[west sleet]

[tender bluff]

Get Backstage with Taylor or invited to F1 GP with drivers?

Which one would u choose

[mystic surge]

fucking f1

[velvet hedge]

F1 definitely

I could afford the eras tour

I could not afford the shittiest seat at any GP

[tender bluff]

What about Vegas GP

[tender cipher]

i think i would just vomit honestly

[mystic surge]

what 😭

[tender cipher]

i cannot choose

[tender bluff]

Go watch Taylor and F1

[mystic surge]

austrian gp costs like 300 usd for weekend 😭

[tender bluff]

If she is coming ofc

Not confirmed

[west sleet]

some of them can be cheap af tho for GA

[tender bluff]

U can go to Monaco

Super cheap to watch

[mystic surge]

monaco is free

[tender bluff]

Or Baku or something like thag

[tender bluff]

Flighs/hotels

/food

Qatar u can get seats for £30

But food is way too expensive

[mystic surge]

food in qatar?

not again

[west sleet]

you can bring your own food in tho no?

i brought my own food into barcelona track

[mystic surge]

depends

you can't bring drinks to hungary fe

[west sleet]

barcelona is a dry circuit

so no alcohol within the track at all

[mystic surge]

unpopular opinion

i don't like barcelona

[west sleet]

yeah it's not known to be the most exciting

but was obviously fun for me just cause i was there irl

[last flower]

Thats a quite popular opinion tbh, everyone thinks Barcelona is boring

[mystic surge]

and i absolutely forgot about my bacon brb

[last flower]

It's a good circuit tho

[mystic surge]

eh

mixed

[west sleet]

i'll probably go to Hungary at some stage

cheap to get tickets for, cheap to fly to and cheap to stay at

[mystic surge]

where are you from?

[west sleet]

northern ireland

[mystic surge]

don't go to hungary

it sounds cheap

but it's expensive

[west sleet]

in what way

[mystic surge]

especially at race weekends

[mystic surge]

every

[west sleet]

tickets are cheap tho

[mystic surge]

you can get really good deals in budapest

[mystic surge]

yes they are

[west sleet]

and if you book hotels and flights in advance surely you can get a good deal

[mystic surge]

hotels are bigger problem than flights, budapest airport is really cheap

but it's expensive for food etc

[warped prawn]

That’s going to be true for almost every race

[mystic surge]

but on track

not in the city

[west sleet]

but i can bring my own food can't i

i didn't buy a single piece of food at the barcelona circuit

[mystic surge]

hungary is stricter-ish

only one 500ml bottle and 3 sandwiches

[west sleet]

Can we take food and drinks (alcohol) into the circuit?

You will find a variety of food stands selling hot dogs, hamburgers, Hungarian deep-fried flatbread, and pizzas at the venue, but these can be expensive. If you want to eat healthy, it’s a good idea to take your own food to the circuit. Also, since the Hungarian Grand Prix is at the peak of summer, so stay hydrated. You can fill your water bottle for free at various points at the circuit.

You may be allowed to take one bottle of alcohol if it’s in a plastic bottle. If you don’t want to carry own alcohol, don’t worry, cheap beer is available at the circuit.

[mystic surge]

alcohol in plastic bottle and in hungary 💀

[west sleet]

tbh i wouldn't even want to take alcohol in

i was glad barcelona was a dry circuit

i was GA and didn't want drunken people falling all over me

[mystic surge]

in hungary alcohol is must

[west sleet]

Allowed Items: You are allowed to bring in a maximum of 0.5 litres of water/liquid per person in a plastic or metal container (including alcohol), as well as food for personal consumption (equivalent to three sandwiches)

tbf three sandwiches would be enough for me

[warped prawn]

I wouldn‘t want to take Alcohol either

[west sleet]

three full on baguettes fully filled and technically that counts as three sandwiches

[warped prawn]

If I really want to drink, I‘ll drink after the session or something

[west sleet]

with the queues for the toilets i'd recommending avoiding alcohol

[warped prawn]

😂

[west sleet]

yeah we just drank afterwards while waiting for the queue for the metro to die down

i think this is actually the meanest part of the rules for hungary

Camping/folding chairs are not allowed

killer for GA

[mystic surge]

I WAS FOCUSED ON THIS AND PUT TOO MUCH WATER TO MY SAUCE

nevermind

[mystic surge]

blankets are nice for this

[west sleet]

yeah they're a killer for your back and butt tho 😂

idk if hungary is just a hill with grass like barcelona was tho

[mystic surge]

hungary is a mix

but yeah

hill with grass

[west sleet]

yeah sitting on the blanket is fine for a while but when you're sat there for maybe 10 hours it's a lot

[mystic surge]

that's why hungary is good for seating

[west sleet]

had to arrive there at like 7am for this spot 😩

i wouldn't go GA to another race

[mystic surge]

on your place

i'd go to spa

[west sleet]

pls

i'm not sitting in the rain

[mystic surge]

i forgot about the rain

hungary and austria is for central europeans mostly

[west sleet]

i'll eventually do silverstone

meh

i'd still go

[mystic surge]

budapest is really nice tho

[west sleet]

yeah could be a sightseeing trip too

[mystic surge]

only good thing in hungary is budapest fr

maybe balaton too

but i'd rather pick austria

[river steeple]

lol what max won today?

[warped prawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1710732498790174775?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[river steeple]

wait oscar piastri won? wow

damn i missed much

[mystic surge]

ALOBONOOOOOOOOO

the real goat of the day

[river steeple]

https://imgur.com/a/SY0Iv6J

damn that looks bad

[river gate]

30% off

[tender bluff]

Guys

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ38KosQ/

[velvet hedge]

Nando is Augustine, Taylor is James, Travis is Betty

[west sleet]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ3NnMK8/

so it begins

[velvet hedge]

Welp! Here we go!

[tender bluff]

GUYS

Today new rules

Acording to inside sources

Max 18 laps stints

If u do 19 laps Black Flag

[warped prawn]

The meeting with all the teams was at 14:00 local time.

It will be announced after.

[tender bluff]

I saw that its very much decised

I mean 2 options

Either that or No race

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1711000057464451196?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Hearing 18-lap maximum stint lengths on new tyres will be imposed today. Automatically makes it a three-stop race.

Details on used tyres still being finalised #F1 #QatarGP

Twitter · Oct 8, 2023, 12:46 PM

No race is not an option.

FOM will make Pirelli bring million more tyres rather than cancelling the race. Lol

[tender bluff]

Yeah

We should do it like Nascar now

Have 18 lap long Races

3x 18 lap races

[fallow thistle]

Why do they have to create tyre max stint lengths? Wouldn't it already be the teams' jobs to know when deg is hampering performance?

[tender bluff]

Cuz this

Destoys inside of the tire after 20 laps

WHO TF THOUGHT THIS WAS A GPOD IDEA IN A TRACK WHERE TIRE WEAR ALREADY HIGH

[velvet hedge]

Throw out the whole dam track

[warped prawn]

From FIA:

[fallow thistle]

run in unsafe condition
So like black and white flag?

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Pit the next time around and if they don’t, disqualification

[fallow thistle]

When's the last time F1 got a black flag

[tender bluff]

Just thinking Lewis did 22 laps

Yesterday

[tender bluff]

2 saubers

Mb

Japan 2019 Both Renaults if I am coreect

But single driver

Felipe Massa and Giancarlo Fisichella

In Canada

2007

Last Black Flags

That was cuz Passing Pit exit ehen the Red Light was on

[warped prawn]

18 fast laps

Out laps, behind safety car unlikely to count

[tender bluff]

Yeah

Also Old tires used so

Idk

But is it still 18 if under SC

I assume so

So its easier to keep up

[river gate]

just stay on the track, not the tracks fault the drivers can't drive

[acoustic quartz]

it is part of the track

even if they're not over the white lines they would still touch it

[river gate]

imo just because they're allowed to have almost all of the car over the white line doesn't mean they should

[acoustic quartz]

if it makes ur laptime faster

it makes sense

[river gate]

so the trade is faster tire wear

drive over the line, destroy your tires faster

[acoustic quartz]

its just for this track

since they have special kerbs

[river gate]

Yeah so the drivers play stupid games, they win stupid prizes

it's all about managing the track differences

this track has tire destroying curbs, so don't drive on them, learn to drive inside the lines, and you'll be rewarded with better tire life

tbh they should let people who don't go over the line run past 18 laps on the tires

[river steeple]

what does this mean https://x.com/formularacers_/status/1710992731332280442?s=20

whats a 18-lap stints

[warped prawn]

Can‘t drive more than 18 laps on that particular set of tyres.

[river steeple]

oh wild

so waiting game for ferrari to fuck it up today i see

whent's the reace btw @warped prawn

a bit confused by the timezones i thought it was on now

[warped prawn]

19:00

[river steeple]

woah late

so that was why you all posted late yesterday

i thought qatar was only like 2-3 hours +

[mystic surge]

night race

[velvet hedge]

Rosberg selfie at Red Bull

Red Bull flopping

[west sleet]

looks like carlos isn’t going to race

possibly

[fallow thistle]

fuck

[west sleet]

fuel leak problem

[fallow thistle]

fuuuuck

[west sleet]

sky is confused but seems likely he’s not racing

no one is even working on the car

[fallow thistle]

God I hope Charles even gets in the points today then

[tender bluff]

If McLaren dont get p2 i hope its Ferrsri

[tender bluff]

Tires avalable

And how many laps u can use them

[warped prawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/lukesmithf1/status/1711049947678740891?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Sainz out of the race due to issue on fuel system.

[tender bluff]

Yeah

Perez pitlane start too

So

Should be a nice race

[west sleet]

kart ignoring my messsges above

old news

[warped prawn]

I was just waiting for confirmation

[west sleet]

F for Sainz

[tender bluff]

🤣

https://tenor.com/view/darkness-my-old-friend-gif-26644136

[warped prawn]

It‘s 3 stop race.

Ferrari would’ve ruined his race anyway.

[west sleet]

they just decided to take him out early

[warped prawn]

Yeah.

[tender bluff]

💀💀

Could be 4 stopper

Lando has to do 4 stopper maybe

[warped prawn]

Before him or Charles can even complain that „the other one is struggling“

[tender bluff]

If u look here u see Lando has almost no tires avalable

That can go 15+ laps

Softs are useless

Max has 1 harf and 3 mediums

Lando has 1 hard and 1 medium💀

[mystic surge]

they will go soft soft medium medium

[tender bluff]

Softs dont go 18 laps

Its Medium, Medium, Medium, Hard

[mystic surge]

yeah, but limit is 18

so they can pit anytime

[tender bluff]

Or Medium, Medium, Medium, Soft

[tender cipher]

well carlos isnt racing today due to fuel issues in the car

[tender bluff]

Prob wont as it would mean 4 stopper maybe

[mystic surge]

alex can do it on 3 stops

[tender bluff]

Def

[mystic surge]

s s m m

[tender bluff]

Max can do MMMH

[warped prawn]

It all depends on safety cars.

If we have multiple, those laps aren’t counted towards the 18 limit

[mystic surge]

i hope that we'll only have one

[tender bluff]

Its 57 laps

So

14,14,14 and 15 lap stints?

[mystic surge]

depends

[tender bluff]

Or 18,18,10 and 11

[warped prawn]

I mean sometimes SC lasts long time. We’ll just have to wait and see

[mystic surge]

new soft 100% 14-15

medium and hard 18

[tender bluff]

Soft is 9-10

Without SCs

[warped prawn]

As Bernie Collins said: There is no strategy for this one. It‘ll have to be as it comes and goes.

[tender bluff]

Even bellow that

We had what 11 racing laps yesterday

And softs were dead so early

[mystic surge]

it's going to ne meme

i think that it will even be a 5-stopper

[west sleet]

oof they're talking to the race engineer for alpha tauri and he said daniel was in the simulator on monday and couldn't push as much as he thought he would be able to with his hand

[mystic surge]

they were talking to franz tost 😭

[west sleet]

ok sorry then team principal*

still doesn't change what he said

[mystic surge]

and my illegal website is spamming me more than usual

[warped prawn]

I have a feeling he will come back next race regardless

Hopefully fully recovered

[west sleet]

hopefully

[warped prawn]

Just hoping that he doesn’t rush it

[west sleet]

yeah don't want to cause long term damage by rushing it

[mystic surge]

GEORGE RUSSELL GLASSES 😭

[west sleet]

my brother hates him 😂

"why's he wearing sunglasses at night"

[tender bluff]

LETS GO LANDO

SHOW THEN

[west sleet]

seems lewis is pretty screwed with his tyres

sad

[warped prawn]

@fallow thistle Are you Will Buxton?

Laura asked his podium prediction and he said Albon for P3.

[fallow thistle]

This race is gonna be a shitshow and Williams somehow getting all the good luck sounds great to me

[warped prawn]

😂

Everyone starts on mediums except Hamilton, Bottas, Lawson and Magnussen, who are on softs.

[fallow thistle]

Mercs really going for it

[west sleet]

could be 4-stopper for lewis 😩

gamble on a safety car because sargeant will probably book it into the wall or gravel

[warped prawn]

It‘s going to be 4 stopper for lot of them

[fallow thistle]

That's a cute logo for world champion

[warped prawn]

I predicted Logan to be the first to retire on that F1 play thingy. I always do. Lol

[kind hinge]

softs ☠️

[warped prawn]

He‘ll at least have a good start

[kind hinge]

can you use the same compound several times

[warped prawn]

Same compound sure.

Same set no

[kind hinge]

right

[warped prawn]

The usage of at least 2 compounds still stand as usual

[kind hinge]

yeah but like is softs -> mediums -> softs allowed

as an example

[warped prawn]

Yeah

OOOOOF

Spain 2016

[west sleet]

nooooo

[warped prawn]

Sorry Merc fans

[river gate]

Nooooooo

[west sleet]

bad new s for lewis' p2 championship fight

[west sleet]

but then again perez is p18 rn

[mystic surge]

BARCELONA

[fallow thistle]

This is definitely a DTS episode

[velvet hedge]

Better information than the actual f1 disc server

[river gate]

Lewis deleting his tire

[warped prawn]

Looked like Lewis shut the door on Russell and he didn’t have anywhere to go

[west sleet]

finally a replay

[fallow thistle]

why is carlos on the timing table

[warped prawn]

Yeah……

[fallow thistle]

i thought DNS just dont show up

[river gate]

lmao Lewis

"taken out by my own teammate"

[warped prawn]

You did not get taken out. You took yourself out

Smh

[river gate]

nah mate you took yourself out

[velvet hedge]

Yeah that was definitely Lewis’ fault :/

[river gate]

and probably took Russel out too

[warped prawn]

That‘s a DTS shot lol

[tender bluff]

YES

I am so exited to see that🤣🤣

Piastri P2 tho

Lets go

[warped prawn]

Lewis in more trouble oof

For crossing the track

[kind hinge]

time to go watch the nfl then

[west sleet]

lol that was a cool shot tho

lewis walking and george right behind him

[tender bluff]

🤣🤣

[warped prawn]

That‘ll definitely be in DTS

[tender bluff]

Amazing shot

[warped prawn]

THEY WERE TEAMMATES UNTIL THEY WEREN‘T

[river gate]

Lewis taxi driver lost

[tender bluff]

Hulkenberg penalty

Coming

[mystic surge]

george be like: *********** ********* *********** ****** sorry guys!

[tender bluff]

Hahaha

[mystic surge]

"right behind the blank space"

[kind hinge]

was a nice few seconds before chaos started

[tender bluff]

Mick looking there like "put me to the car"

Already people pitting from the softs

[mystic surge]

SIMULTANEOUS HEATING

[tender bluff]

So its

54 laps to go

[west sleet]

lmfao george

watching tv

[tender bluff]

So 2 more stops if I am correct

[warped prawn]

Toto talking from home lmao

[tender bluff]

Yes

So those who pitted

[mystic surge]

3 maybe

[tender bluff]

Only have 2 stops

They can so 18,18,18

If ky math is correct

[mystic surge]

pit on lap 3 out of 57

[tender bluff]

So 54 left

[mystic surge]

so 55 laps to go

or am i wrong

idk

lot of pits

[tender bluff]

57-3=54

[mystic surge]

meme

[tender bluff]

That means

3x18=54

So only 2 stops lef

CMON

[west sleet]

alright george

[bronze sandal]

I see sparks fly…

[mystic surge]

george is new checo

[west sleet]

oof

hulkenberg 10 seconds

[velvet hedge]

Yowchies

[mystic surge]

THEY FULLY TURNED INTO GEORGE

OH MY GOD

[velvet hedge]

Blank Space reference! (For sky commentary viewers)

[fallow thistle]

Didn't someone also start at the wrong place earlier this year

[west sleet]

poor nico

[tender bluff]

BLACK SPACE

CROFTY

[mystic surge]

A SECOND ONE?

[tender bluff]

I remmeber Baku when Alonso

[mystic surge]

no, only a few cm out

[tender bluff]

Now he said it again

[velvet hedge]

Two this race!

[tender bluff]

He also did in Baku

"Alonso looking for that BLACK SPACE"

[mystic surge]

crofty is a swiftie

[mystic surge]

because baku was baku

[tender bluff]

EVERYOKE KNOWS

[velvet hedge]

They keep talking about sparks

Someone’s gotta say sparks fly at some point

[tender bluff]

Sparks fly

Crofty said it yesterday

[velvet hedge]

Did he???

I missed it

[tender bluff]

Sparks fly behind the Alpine

[velvet hedge]

Omg

[tender bluff]

YES

[velvet hedge]

This is proof that speak now TV is next 😍😍😍

[tender bluff]

Crofty is such a swiftie

[tender bluff]

Umm

Ur a bit late

[velvet hedge]

Deliberately incorrectly guessing the next rerelease is one of my favourite bits

[tender bluff]

Yeah

What race is the weekend 1989 TV comes out

[velvet hedge]

Mexico City

Thankfully not a sprint weekend

[tender bluff]

Mexico

Nice

Did u guys see yesterday when Aston played August in Alonso's garage

🤣

[velvet hedge]

I SAW

That was great

[tender bluff]

Yes

I cant wait to see Taylor in Vegas maybe

But does she have a concert that weekend

[mystic surge]

yes

in brazil

[velvet hedge]

Yeah that’s Rio weekend

[tender bluff]

No

Then the rumours cant be true

[river gate]

black flag for lawson

[velvet hedge]

Naur say it ain’t so

[river gate]

exceeding track limits

[tender bluff]

I am about 1 min late watching

Cuz lag

[tender bluff]

Black and white

[velvet hedge]

Oh

It ain’t so

[warped prawn]

So Lawson is definitely getting a penalty today. Lol

[mystic surge]

worst weekend for him

[kind hinge]

are yall enjoying the race?

https://tenor.com/view/ups-oops-gif-25712345

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[velvet hedge]

I’m enjoying it

[warped prawn]

More pit stops means more overtakes

[kind hinge]

i'm glad to hear that

[mystic surge]

WOOOOOOOO

now if max doesn't pit

[warped prawn]

It‘s crazy that Max already has a free pit stop in a race where there are so many pit stops

[mystic surge]

bottas points? 👀

[warped prawn]

Hot damn

[river gate]

go alex go

enjoy your minute in first

[kind hinge]

can we just... let this sink in

[velvet hedge]

Omg? An oracle?

[river gate]

is that bold, this seems like a common occurance

[mystic surge]

ALOBONOOOOOO

[velvet hedge]

I mean

STOP THE COUNT

[mystic surge]

"lance, you need to let fernando by"

[warped prawn]

Would’ve loved to hear „Lance, Fernando is faster than you“

[velvet hedge]

If I heard that as Lance, I’d just give up at that point

Just bin it

[west sleet]

sad lewis interview

[warped prawn]

Albon - Black and White flag

[tender bluff]

Black and white

[warped prawn]

• Perez

[river steeple]

this tire thing is so confusing

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

mfw

[fallow thistle]

Pain.

[west sleet]

huh

alonso's poor ass

[warped prawn]

Perez 5s

[west sleet]

poor fernando 😂

just left with his hot seat

[velvet hedge]

Poor Fernando Rizzlonso :(

[river gate]

must be doing a lot of lying with is fire pants

Alonso again

[west sleet]

oop[

another gust of wind?

or the hot seat

[river gate]

needed the gravel to cool down

[west sleet]

ooo

that was so dangerous

could be a 10 second penalty

bruh

what is happening

sargeant coming in

mb

[river gate]

too hot mb

wants to barf in his helmet 😬

[west sleet]

yeah it's the heat

[warped prawn]

Perez another track limit infringement

Another penalty

[river gate]

Logan retiring

[west sleet]

oh god

he really meant i'm gonna stop right here

thought he'd go into the pit

[river gate]

no no he was letting someone past

[fallow thistle]

LOGAN JUST MAKE IT TO THE PIT

[tender bluff]

I fell for logan😭

Feel*

[river gate]

😂 should fill their water bottle with tea so they have a nice hot tea one the car heats up

[tender bluff]

PiasTEA

😭😭😭

McLaren 2 sec stop

1.8 and 2 sec today wwow

Not max lapping Perez

[west sleet]

not perez getting overlapped

[tender bluff]

💀💀

Lapping ur "WDC rival"

[west sleet]

and penalties everywhere

albon now

[river gate]

you get a penalty, and you get a penalty

maybe by lap 57 they'll have learned to stay on the track

[tender bluff]

Magnussen radio about Bravo not making sence

It reminds me about Mazepin in Monaco

[warped prawn]

About to get spicy now

[west sleet]

and russell is trying to get any air he can to gear up

[warped prawn]

maybe

[tender bluff]

Georgeeee

George crossed pit entry line

That will be 5sex

5sec*

SAME PIT CAMERAN MAN AS IN SPAIN

For mercedes

Doing that spin

OSCAR IS ONLY 3S BEHOND MAX

GO OSCAR

Mclaren 2-3 AGAIN

[surreal mulch]

Both romeos got points

[tender bluff]

Yep

[surreal mulch]

What a good day

[tender bluff]

WHAT A DAY

I am so hapot rn

As a Finn

Valtteri getting points

[surreal mulch]

Sainz wouldn't agree with that

[tender bluff]

And McLaren fan DOUBLE PODIUM AGAIN

[surreal mulch]

Hamilton too

[tender bluff]

I cant remmeber those Bahrain days

[surreal mulch]

...i got taken out...BY MY OWN TEAM MATE

sobs

[fallow thistle]

penalties everywhere yo

wooo

[kind hinge]

snoozefest

😴 🛏️ 💤

[mystic surge]

SAUBER GIGACHAD

[tender bluff]

NOT LANDO

NO

Lando asking max if He wants him to brake his trophy

[mystic surge]

imagine if they break the WDC trophy

[tender bluff]

NO 🤣🤣

[fallow thistle]

It's time for my post-GP propaganda

[mystic surge]

sargeant got mix of dehydratation and flu, esteban apparently vomited in the early stage of the race

[mystic surge]

+alonso burning

[velvet hedge]

Apparently there was a third driver headed to the medical centre? Idk which one tho it was just mentioned in passing on the commentary

[mystic surge]

alex

[mystic surge]

they should make half time pauses for their health and to cool down

or shorten the race

[warped prawn]

Next year the race is in December. So hopefully it‘ll be better conditions

[west sleet]

yeah the inside of ocon’s helmet would’ve been 💀

actually such a stupid time of the year to race in qatar

they are lucky nothing worse happened to the drivers from dehydration

[kind hinge]

october isnt even as hot as it gets which is wild

[west sleet]

to have these kind of temps and then be in a race car for an hour and a half

george said it was like someone blowing a hot hairdryer on you for an hour and a half

tbh i think lewis and sainz dodged a bullet missing this race 😂

i think he puked in his helmet like twice on the way over to the ambulance

mercedes pr team going into overdrive

even a video of lewis apologising to george

[fallow thistle]

There's a reason they pushed the World Cup to November when it was held in Qatar

[pure shell]

i don't know who thought it was a good idea to have a race in a racecar which is already super hot but also in hot weather at this time of the year

do they not check the temperature in advance?

i wouldn't be surprised if the fia doesn't care

[regal panther]

and they thought it was hot in brazil in 2014

[velvet hedge]

This is not okay https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNYYP93A/

[west sleet]

little lewis helmet has arrived

[west sleet]

plopped down in its permanent place

[tender bluff]

So beautiful ❤️

The Vegas Schedule 💀💀💀

[fallow thistle]

The Formula 4 anime started airing a couple weeks ago. It's about a 16-year-old boy named Haruka Asahina competing in F4 Japan. Here's the opening credits (theme song):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMav8qtZWbc

[river gate]

you need one you can throw too for when he does something to ruin George's race

[west sleet]

to be fair to him it’s so rare he ruins george’s race 😭

[river gate]

but when he does, he does it spectacularly

[midnight ridge]

Honestly, this should have his 2019-2023 racing pics here tbh.

[tawny spruce]

I think this would work better for someone like Alonso because he’s been in a quite few different teams and Eras of F1

[tawny spruce]

I love it

[tender bluff]

(Pinterest🤣🤣)

[tawny spruce]

I still think it’s great and you went through the effort of finding it

[tender bluff]

There are WAY too many F1 x Taylor content there

This is what my Gallery looks like😭😭

[bronze sandal]

The last one

Fits perfectly

Rep one is fantastic

Leclerc is really handsome

[tender bluff]

🤣🤣

[tender cipher]

I LOVE THISSSS

they all fit so well omg

[tender bluff]

1989 (Lando's version)

[tender cipher]

AMAZINGGG

[warped prawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/fastpitstop/status/1712478410000465922?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[west sleet]

i saw those rumours on tiktok

[bronze sandal]

Sergio’s team lolled at this news I think

[warped prawn]

Otmar called the news fake as well when the rumours of him leaving Aston Martin surfaced.
Ferrari and Clownotto did the same when the rumours of Matia leaving surfaced.

It's just what they do

But let's see. Only few weeks to know if it's real or not

[bronze sandal]

True

Tbh I can see his retirement

[west sleet]

yeah it wouldn’t be super shocking news

[bronze sandal]

Yep

[tender bluff]

But who will got to RB then

Lando maybe

Lawson is option but Idk if it will ruin his Career like Albon almost

Yuki I dont see making it or Daniel either

So Lando is the only option maybe

[mystic surge]

i actually think that they'll go with yuki in RB and liam in AT if something happens

[warped prawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/theathletic/status/1712995976514818127?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[tender bluff]

As a Lawson fan it's sad day

But happy for DR

[tender bluff]

Perez out if He doesn't get P2

[fair loom]

Idk much about formula 1 but the vegas race gonna be 🔥

[tender bluff]

Nah

I hope but

We'll see

I remmeber people were hating baku first

The strip is gonna be DRS madness

[silver iris]

Vegas race is there to get celebrities involved and encourage sponsors , a big publicity event

But there's still a chance of a good race none the less

[river gate]

you know how sad I was to realize cota is next weekend and not this

[bronze sandal]

:(

Race Week!

[surreal mulch]

finallyyy

Anyone watch motogp?

[fallow thistle]

I had a really fucked up dream I was watching this next race and Lance torpedos into Lewis Lap 1 Turn 1

[tender bluff]

Sometimes

[surreal mulch]

Indonesia was lit

[tender bluff]

Yeah

[restive cedar]

yes

[restive cedar]

fr jorge martins crash yikes

[warped prawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/lukesmithf1/status/1714251789212463477?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Maybe we’ll see Taylor in Vegas afterall

Nevermind she‘ll be in Brazil that weekend

[west sleet]

what a shame

[west sleet]

it’s so unnecessary yet i want it (but not for red bull)

[mystic surge]

nah, he is making taylor meet fernando

[river gate]

if only the little helmet fit on too

[west sleet]

i’ll be delusional and hope for COTA

[warped prawn]

Very much a possibility unless Travis has a match or something

[west sleet]

aw damm he does

chiefs vs chargers

[warped prawn]

F

[west sleet]

she should go alone

strong independent woman

biggest meme would be her at the aston martin garage

[warped prawn]

If I was Taylor, I would 100% get a selfie with Fernando just to mess around 😂

[west sleet]

and he’d be game for it because he finds it really funny 😂😂

[tender bluff]

I mean Taylor being there would explane the 500K tickets in vegas

[harsh stream]

i will get Vegas tickets if Taylor performs in Vegas

[warped prawn]

She won’t. She has Eras show in Brazil that weekend.

[surreal mulch]

dont remind me..

[velvet hedge]

She appears via live stream on the giant Vegas orb

[bronze sandal]

No please no

[acoustic quartz]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyih6F6tsZ8/

f1

A star-studded sporting lineup of investors joining Alpine 🤩

#F1 #Formula1 @alpinef1team

Likes

68086

Instagram

wooo!

[acoustic quartz]

is red bull also posting the taylor made on purpose or did they get sponsored

[tender bluff]

No way

Its also Black

Rep?

🤣🤣

Sadly Alonso does not drive for alpine anymore

[silver iris]

Nice day testing here in Brands Hatch 🌧

[tender bluff]

Cool

Does anyone here play F1 23 or any other racing games?

[bronze sandal]

Woah

[fallow thistle]

Does Trackmania count

[tawny spruce]

They’re doing a partnership

[tawny spruce]

I play whatever I get my hands on

[tender bluff]

😭😭

[echo knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/verclercswiftie/status/1714699531877486968?s=20

HORRIFIC NEWS

[surreal mulch]

Cap

[lyric vortex]

Stop this is my tweet and video!!

Omg i wasn’t expecting that when I opened up this thread

I met Logan and Alex today tho 🥹💙🫶

[bronze sandal]

Omg

Is Alex tall?

I mean really tall

[tender bluff]

Did u see Alex's TikTok

[west sleet]

“The FIA is revisiting the incident in which Lewis Hamilton crossed a live track during the Qatar Grand Prix,” a spokesperson said.

“The FIA notes that Lewis was apologetic during the subsequent stewards hearing in to the incident and acknowledged that the crossing was a serious safety breach.

“However, in view of his role model status, the FIA is concerned about the impression his actions may have created on younger drivers.”

the FIA in shambles once again

he already got fined but now cause he’s Lewis they’re like hmm we should do something more 😂

[tender bluff]

But Lewis is a "role model"

Looks like max is not if U remmeber Monza 2021

[tawny spruce]

what?

[tender bluff]

Any game😅

[surreal mulch]

HOW TALL IS ALEX

[surreal mulch]

Bruh what

Just waiting for them to suspend him on the end

[fallow thistle]

Lewis is 30 points behind Checo and there's like ~110 points on the table

This'll be fun

[lyric vortex]

HES SO TALL

i’m 5’1 for reference

[fallow thistle]

Ayyy this is so cool!

[river gate]

👀 caroleen face reveal?

[lyric vortex]

yesssss face reveal

Me with logan too

And i asked both of them questions!!!

[west sleet]

wait how did you change your outfit so quickly 😂

was this different days

[lyric vortex]

No it was the same day

Help

I wore jeans in the morning

Went back to my dorm to change into a skirt

then came back

Cause it was like so cold in the morning but got so hot

I’m going back to meet Jenson today!!

[tawny spruce]

i like racing

[tender bluff]

I like too

But some games

Staying away

[tender bluff]

I am jalous

jealous*

[fallow thistle]

What'd you ask them, I gotta know

[lyric vortex]

the videos show but i asked about the golf match and favorite food

[fallow thistle]

This is so cool

Williams fans unite fr fr

[tender bluff]

Williams is my 2nd fav team.

I would honestly be happy to meet any driver/reserve

[west sleet]

i need to head off to a grand prix where f1 isn't as popular so i can meet some 😂

[fallow thistle]

So like all the Middle East ones

And maybe Singapore

[velvet hedge]

?!?! The caption ?!?!

[dull linden]

MY PEOPLE

GES

YES

[dull linden]

I WAS HERE TO SAY THIS

Lets remember aswel

[velvet hedge]

?!?!

I MISSED THIS?!?!

[dull linden]

EXACTLYYYY

SNZNSNS

It was qatar

As it says but still

What does alpine have with ts? Is it just bc her bf or what ??? Is this ts hinting her singing atsp in f1 like she did before

[velvet hedge]

Rep TV to be announced on the Alpine fan stage confirmed

[dull linden]

AJSNSNNS

YES PLEASE

[velvet hedge]

Extremely unlikely but

I can dream

[dull linden]

We can dream

You aint alone love

Im just over the moon abt this

[west sleet]

well yeah this is just because Travis is now a part investor in Alpine

[dull linden]

Is that the only reason?

Then why the album cover thooo that was way before it was announced

[west sleet]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJTE9oGS/

caroleen and her question popping up on my fyp

[bronze sandal]

He is really tall!

[surreal mulch]

ESTIE BESTIE IS A SWIFITE

O.M.G

[lyric vortex]

stop that’s so funny

someone stole my video yesterday too

i met jenson today too

[tender bluff]

If U recorded put a watermark there if u post it so no one can steal ig

[tender bluff]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJwdyHum/

This is why we. Love lando

Its a love story baby just say... ✨️YES✨️

[surreal mulch]

YESS LANDO

OMG

Omg imagine him singing something from debut with that hat

[tender bluff]

Daniel is debut guy

His fav song is Our Song😁

[velvet hedge]

Lando is a bit more fearless than debut coded imo

[warped prawn]

@fallow thistle

[dull linden]

Uhm alfa romeo on the loose now too

[dull linden]

And again mclaren listening to ts songs

Im sorry but this isnt just alpine and ts bf anymore

Cmon this has to mean something

[bronze sandal]

No meaning

Alsonso and Taylor rumour started this

Whole teams loved and fans, another thing is a few years ago she performed

[kind hinge]

lewis pole soon

[silver iris]

Fernando for Pole is the only option 🫠

[warped prawn]

Quali time

[west sleet]

lmk if something interesting happens

like max not seeming likely to get pole

[tender bluff]

MARTIN

Fearless

"Max looking very Fearless"

[warped prawn]

Mercs are performing well

[warped prawn]

You were saying……

[tender bluff]

BOTH ASTON OUT

[west sleet]

how well?

[warped prawn]

Tiny chance of Lewis getting it

[west sleet]

can you stream

[warped prawn]

Sure

Give me couple of minutes

[river steeple]

fine i'll watch the qualies this time then

[west sleet]

thanks

[silver iris]

This didn't age well 😭 I've jinxed him 😥

[west sleet]

the stream looks weird for me

it’s like really zoomed in but maybe it’s my discord

i can’t see the times for some reason

oh apparently it’s a known issue with discord with a new update they pushed

[warped prawn]

Rip

[west sleet]

so i can’t actually see who’s on what time 😂

will have to rely on the commentary

[west sleet]

lewis going purple?

i’m literally squinting to see

watching it on the tiny screen 😂😂

[warped prawn]

😂

[river steeple]

well P14 is not that bad

no need to watch Q3 now

[west sleet]

who got p14?

[river steeple]

Kmag

[west sleet]

ah

just to show how bad this streaming issue is

look at what the tiny screen is showing and what we should see

[warped prawn]

Oof

[west sleet]

but when i click on it its just super zoomed into the guys head 😂😂

[warped prawn]

That’s weird

Don’t have your laptop around?

[west sleet]

it’s upstairs

im@being lazy

[warped prawn]

😂😂😂

[west sleet]

new tyres for lewis

[warped prawn]

🤞

[west sleet]

oof george

lap time deleted

[warped prawn]

In the pre qualifying show, they were all predicting Max for pole and Lewis/Charles for 2nd and 3rd

[west sleet]

go lewis go

[warped prawn]

Ooof Lewis

[west sleet]

close

[warped prawn]

Close

[west sleet]

it’s nice to actually see competition for once

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[west sleet]

oh no a lock up how sad

[warped prawn]

Track limit

Hot damn

[west sleet]

oooooo

[warped prawn]

That will be deleted

[west sleet]

what a shame

aw

[warped prawn]

Ahh

Nice from Russell as well

[west sleet]

at least it’s not a max pole

[warped prawn]

Not even front row for Max

[tender bluff]

Lando front row LETS GOO

max p6

[warped prawn]

Sprint starts at midnight tomorrow

[west sleet]

late

[warped prawn]

God damn it. Way too late

[west sleet]

11pm for me but i’m going out so i’ll miss it

[warped prawn]

Sprint shootout 19:30

[echo knot]

6:00 PM for me HA

Eastern time babyyy

And next year I’ll be in London for the Asia flyaways so I only will need to deal with Vegas as a 1:00 AM race

[tender bluff]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJwYQJDg/

[kind hinge]

i have severe depression

[tender bluff]

Why be depressed when Taylor is alive

[idle walrus]

Bottas was born in 1989 so it fits.
Also love the cowboy outfit. It suits him.

[tender bluff]

Yep

[tender bluff]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJwr9NMP/

[river steeple]

full video with a bit better format https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIwkBsKb4oo

[tender bluff]

It only has love story

[tender bluff]

This one has Picture to burn and Red

[river steeple]

oh didnt know

[tender bluff]

Yeah. That's all taylor video

[fallow thistle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIApVRxf1Lc

@west sleet @warped prawn

[west sleet]

i’m supporting them in spirit

but i’m about to go into the cinema

[fallow thistle]

lmao

[warped prawn]

They‘re streaming it on YouTube as well?

[echo knot]

SQ1 here we goooo

[tender bluff]

Can't wait to stay up until 2 ro watch Max win

I just found this

What could it be?

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-taylor-swift-eras-tour-fearless-heart-gif-450137306822899130

[pure shell]

half the grid are literally swifties (kinda) i wouldn't be surprised if it was actually the fearless heart

[warped prawn]

Or maybe… just maybe it was a simple heart gesture. Just maybe