Formula One

[acoustic quartz]

or light

[warped prawn]

It‘s expected to be heavy

It‘s just starting now

Oooooooof

That was scary

[fallow thistle]

Crofty trying to mention any other sport

[warped prawn]

Bruh slow stop for Perez

Why can’t it be for Max smh

[fallow thistle]

ALBON

PODIUM

WILLIAMS

P3

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[warped prawn]

If he stays on Medium, he‘ll be P20 😂

[fallow thistle]

He'll box now

If he doesn't I'll die

[warped prawn]

God damn it

11 seconds stop for Perez and 2,2 seconds for Max

[river gate]

RAIN!

[acoustic quartz]

sabatoge

[fallow thistle]

"There's no favoritism; Checo is just bad" allegations on life support

[mystic surge]

what the fuck ocon

[fallow thistle]

Holy shit how did George get all the way up here

[warped prawn]

Imagine the rain is too heavy and Ocon ends up winning

[river gate]

I like that it's all inters and 1 wet

[fallow thistle]

PEREZ ALLEGATIONS RESURRECTED

[warped prawn]

Rip Perez

[mystic surge]

30 second penalty for ocon

[river gate]

the hell happened there

[fallow thistle]

Holy shit it's fucking pouring

Ocon might actually cook

[warped prawn]

I think Wets is the way to go 😂😂

[fallow thistle]

Alpine possible 10,000IQ play

[mystic surge]

ESTIE BESTIE ON THE PODIUM BABY

FUCK ZHOU

[warped prawn]

VSC

[river gate]

max moved to wets

[mystic surge]

did max just pit

[warped prawn]

R#might get red flagged.

[fallow thistle]

Oh we're referencing the Bible now

[warped prawn]

Yeah for wets

[fallow thistle]

Just a VSC???

[warped prawn]

For now

[fallow thistle]

Man is literally off track in the rain

[river gate]

wild how chonk the wets are

[mystic surge]

5 pit strategy

[warped prawn]

Red Flag

[mystic surge]

sounds like an interresting f1 game

[kind hinge]

thank god i didnt fall asleep 💀

[mystic surge]

restart gonna be funny

[fallow thistle]

Oh my fucking god

[mystic surge]

not watching, how is zhou

[warped prawn]

Bianca you jinxed this 😂

[fallow thistle]

oh my god

[echo mesa]

kidding me

[mystic surge]

OMG GASLY PODIUM

[warped prawn]

Zhou in the wall but looked okay

[fallow thistle]

I fucking jinxed it

[mystic surge]

they are all going to switch tires

[fallow thistle]

So Checo starts P9?

[echo mesa]

6, no?

[mystic surge]

4 no?

[fallow thistle]

Man idk

[echo mesa]

we'll see

[fallow thistle]

18 yes

Alpine with the 10000IQ move only to be fucked by a red flag

[river gate]

damn that was a hard hit

[echo mesa]

not his first

in F1

[warped prawn]

Yeahhhh

That shunt in Silverstone

[river gate]

the fact 3 people went off on that corner basically simultaneously, and one went off their earlier

[kind hinge]

what a shitshow

[river gate]

were any of them on wets yet or were they all still inters, visibility was terrible either way

[echo mesa]

classic

2 were on wets

[warped prawn]

Some of them had pitted for Wets

[echo mesa]

3, with perez

who didn't make it out of the pit lane

[warped prawn]

Lol

[river gate]

oh dang they went off even with wets 😬

guess the red makes sense then

[echo mesa]

My parents have the exact chair Logan is sitting on

it's a pretty cheap chair

[warped prawn]

Every European has the exact chair Logan is sitting on

[river gate]

it's so funny seeing regular car tire tread on the f1 cars

[kind hinge]

"this is the worst fucking decision" - esteban ocon

[warped prawn]

One lap before red flag start sequence.

[echo mesa]

rigged

lmfao they are playing Paul Elstak

https://youtu.be/5HCNiXTkiIM

[river gate]

the army of people rebuilding the wall

[fallow thistle]

So Checo is what

P4?

[warped prawn]

P3

[fallow thistle]

Ugh

[river gate]

bruh, does everyone get to fix up their cars in pit then?

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Are they reentering Leclerc? 😂

[fallow thistle]

Can they even do that

[warped prawn]

Yeah

He‘ll be laps behind but they can.

[fallow thistle]

But wouldn't that mean he has to unlap himself 20 times over

Okay yeah

[echo mesa]

i didn't know they could do that

[fallow thistle]

Legreg light speed

[warped prawn]

It‘s a bit weird rule

[river gate]

does williams have another car for Logan 😂

[warped prawn]

The famous Kimi radio: GIMME MY STEERING WHEEL happened like that.

[fallow thistle]

It only makes sense if you retired like 10 seconds before a Red Flag was called

[acoustic quartz]

wait

WHAT DID I MISS

UMM

[acoustic quartz]

no they didnt

stop

stupid fia

[fallow thistle]

They did

[acoustic quartz]

is the rain acc big

[fallow thistle]

Yes

[warped prawn]

It was heavy.

[acoustic quartz]

or its belgium 6.0

[fallow thistle]

Everyone was on Inters but it should've been Wets

[warped prawn]

It‘s normal now.

[acoustic quartz]

who got out

[warped prawn]

But they’re repairing barriers.

Where Zhou crashed

[fallow thistle]

Ocon will not reap the rewards of Alpine being gigabrain

[warped prawn]

Turn 1

[acoustic quartz]

what happened to perez

and leclerc

[river gate]

and 2 people with wets promptly went off the track bad, and 1 with inters

[river steeple]

Damn i had to go to a meeting

[fallow thistle]

Perez P3

[river steeple]

What did i miss the last half an hour

[fallow thistle]

Lelerc retired

Red Flag

[river gate]

torrential rain

[river steeple]

Damn

[fallow thistle]

Poseidon decided to unleash his might for 3 minutes

[river gate]

most on wets, several into the wall when the rain came down bad

[acoustic quartz]

why is there a lion

[river steeple]

How long has it been red flagged

[warped prawn]

Max

[acoustic quartz]

wait what possition is albon

[warped prawn]

15 minutes

[river steeple]

How the standing

[echo mesa]

that dumbass lion gets more screentime than Albon

[acoustic quartz]

FR

[acoustic quartz]

"It's raining"

do all teams use the same weather data?

[polar meteor]

I don't know if they still do it but some teams used to have people around the outskirts of the track to see if rain was coming and it matched their weather data

[acoustic quartz]

the marshals

are dancing

[mystic surge]

aston martin giril>>>

[acoustic quartz]

is there still rain?

[mystic surge]

light

10-15 minutes

[river gate]

are they waiting the rain out fully?

[mystic surge]

yeah 😭

[warped prawn]

17:14 start time.

In 10 minutes.

[polar meteor]

Hopefully a standing start

[warped prawn]

Probably not

[polar meteor]

Damn, they better not do like 3 laps behind SC

[mystic surge]

WHAT THE FUCK

MANDATORY INTERS

[warped prawn]

Yeah

That‘s the Zandvoort special rule

Rolling start confirmed.

[polar meteor]

Wooo

[mystic surge]

who will crash

[polar meteor]

Hopefully no one, we've had our fair share of flags and SC this weekend

[warped prawn]

SC for 2 laps

[mystic surge]

5/6 racing laps

[acoustic quartz]

why?

[warped prawn]

So 6 laps of racing

[mystic surge]

max lapping them all

[warped prawn]

Narrow pitlane

[acoustic quartz]

the speedlimit is 60 right

in there

[polar meteor]

60km/h yes

[warped prawn]

Yes

Only for Zandvoort

[mystic surge]

let's go nando

[polar meteor]

Wow that puddle at the kerb

[acoustic quartz]

and monaco?

[acoustic quartz]

isnt that on the racing line

or no

[polar meteor]

Kinda, I think you naturally get close to it but don't actually touch the kerb

[mystic surge]

SC IN

i hope that we'll listen british anthem

[polar meteor]

Double French anthem? 😂

[mystic surge]

nah

WOAH CHECO

PIERRE PODIUM

YES PLEASE

[echo mesa]

hahaha Perez

you dont get the -3, and then you speed

[mystic surge]

YEAAAAG

PIERRE GASLY PODIUM

LMAO

KARMA

[polar meteor]

Oof George

[mystic surge]

btw, liam ends better than yuki

LANDO

LANDO

[polar meteor]

Wow that was tight

Perez will likely keep P4, Sainz can't keep up

[fallow thistle]

Someone should hire a tranquilizer sniper just for the flares

[acoustic quartz]

f1 outro

[polar meteor]

Great stuff from Lawson, hopefully RB actually give him a chance next year

[kind hinge]

truly one of the races of all time

[echo mesa]

Max chatting with our king and queen

hahaha

Fernando blasting past our queen, didn't recognise her

[fallow thistle]

New Max Podcast episode just dropped let's goo

Friend of the Podcast Fernando and Special Guest Pierre Gasly

[echo mesa]

this a good one

[proven hornet]

i feel so bad for him

hes gone through so much 😭

[idle walrus]

He just started racing again and now he won’t be able to for a while.

[proven hornet]

he’s been my no.1 for a pretty long time and i was so excited that he was back on the grid and then this happened

[mystic surge]

EVERYBODY

IT'S HERE

MONZA RACE WEEK

[unreal rivet]

im sooooo excited but i don't wanna be delusional

[mystic surge]

max beats the curse

williams double points

ferrari podium?

[warped prawn]

Ferrari podium HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fallow thistle]

Williams podium

It is known

[mystic surge]

you never know

it's a joke, i know

but i want to see at least carlos on the podium

[polar meteor]

Ferrari teasing more yellow at Monza 💛

[echo mesa]

Ferrari 1-2

[mystic surge]

HAH

good joke

[proven hornet]

AHHH IM SO EXCITED

[west sleet]

😂😂😂😂

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1696550682898145547?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Ferrari’s going for a special livery for this weekend’s Italian Grand Prix #F1 #ItalianGP

Twitter · Aug 29, 2023, 3:49 PM

Making sure to disappoint everyone in different colours.

[kind hinge]

ferrari (sponsored by mcdonalds)

[proven hornet]

RAIN ON SUNDAY AGAIN 😭😭

[echo mesa]

God I love it so, so much

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/neonrated/status/1696870412859170884?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

NEON (@neonrated)

FERRARI official teaser.
A Michael Mann film starring Adam Driver and Penélope Cruz.
Exclusively in theaters Christmas.  #FerrariMovie

Likes

844

Retweets

353

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 30, 2023, 1:00 PM

Ferrari in shambles 😂

[tawny spruce]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1696941534858428687?t=WlVi9GA2PP9qKSZXlCE3WQ&s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Alfa Romeo’s paying tribute to the 33 Stradale with its Monza livery #F1 #ItalianGP

Likes

1972

Retweets

121

Twitter · Aug 30, 2023, 5:42 PM

[mystic surge]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PURSE 😭

[polar meteor]

That rear wing looks like the new Super Formula wing but bigger and weirder

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1697217849339642074?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

CONFIRMED: Lewis Hamilton signs new contract with Mercedes through to 2025, with George Russell also confirmed for that stretch #F1

Likes

119

Twitter · Aug 31, 2023, 12:00 PM

[west sleet]

not super unexpected

also not surprised it’s a relatively short contract

[fallow thistle]

2026 new era timing

[regal panther]

i expect him to go to audi in 2026. they will have the cutting edge like mercedes in 2014

[warped prawn]

No rain expected this weekend.

[mystic surge]

GABRIEL F3 CHAMPION

at least there is f3 championship for fernando

[tawny spruce]

I don't think he is going anywhere but Mercedes

[warped prawn]

Perez F

[mystic surge]

his seat is gone

[proven hornet]

anything interesting happen at fp today?

[mystic surge]

nah

only checo crashed

that's all

f2 were really interresting yesterday

[frail harbor]

this season has been boring af

atleast when Hamilton dominated there were other things going on in the races but not this time

[wicked brook]

LORD JUST ONCE PLEASE JUST ONCE

LET FERRARI WIN

LET THEM WIN IN MONZA

[rotund pulsar]

Bloody love Monza. Ive been twice, and its a wonderful place. Dont get me wrong, the facilities are a bit well, rustic, however thats the charm.

[warped prawn]

Going to be an interesting quali with the new format.

[fallow thistle]

New format what

[warped prawn]

Q1 - Hards
Q2 - Mediums
Q3 - Softs

[fallow thistle]

Wait, is that for all races going forward?

Cause we did that the one time before midseason

[warped prawn]

Only Monza for now.

[fallow thistle]

When do they announce these things

[warped prawn]

Generally during winter breaks

Or even earlier. I don’t remember when this was announced

Albon flying

[fallow thistle]

Max gapping the whole field as always

Tsunoda purple S1????

[warped prawn]

I guess the fans at Monza feel the same:

https://x.com/espnf1/status/1697957546739323077?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

ESPN F1 (@ESPNF1)

Some of the signs in Monza today 😅

Likes

4448

Retweets

209

Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 1:00 PM

[fallow thistle]

lmaooo

[warped prawn]

Lawson doing really good.

[fallow thistle]

Yeah only a tenth behind Yuki

Lawson is the de Vries that was promised

[warped prawn]

Ahead of Hamilton too

[fallow thistle]

Stroll is not beating these allegations

[warped prawn]

Lol

Chaos time

[fallow thistle]

Alpine in shambles

[warped prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-smile-happy-gif-12618427

Damn Albon

Damn Logan

[fallow thistle]

Stroll is not beating these allegations one bit

[warped prawn]

Who would’ve though the first two fastest sectors will be shared by Williams drivers? Lol

[fallow thistle]

WILLIAMS PODIUM COME ONNNNN

[echo knot]

Williams WWWWWW

Mediums Time

[fallow thistle]

Williams actually have a RB-tier car, no one noticed because Alex and Logan can't reveal they're goated

[warped prawn]

Oh dear

[kind hinge]

rip ferrari

[fallow thistle]

What the fuck

Bro at this point just run one-shot qualifyings if you're gonna do this bullshit

or in this case, three-shot qualifying

[warped prawn]

This is entirely on drivers.

They get the delta on their dashboard.

[fallow thistle]

Is this rule new or is it just for Monza for some reason

[kind hinge]

how did sargeant get a purple sector 😭😭

[warped prawn]

Just for Monza because of the clusterfuck of Qualifying they had few years ago where everyone fucked up and nobody got a run at the end.

[wicked brook]

I'll cry

Istg I'll cry

They're doing good

Please lord no investigation
No pen nothing

[warped prawn]

It won’t be a fine. At least that’s confirmed.

Either a reprimand or grid drop.

[wicked brook]

Lord TT

[warped prawn]

Lol Ferrari

[wicked brook]

😭😭😭😭

Help

HELP

[warped prawn]

Someone is going to get fucked over here

[wicked brook]

Frfr

[warped prawn]

Damn miracle lol

Rip Logan

[echo mesa]

Logan D:

[warped prawn]

Sad that we‘ll have to wait to see if it‘s an actual pole for Ferrari.

[fallow thistle]

SAINZ

CARLOS

[echo mesa]

[fallow thistle]

IM SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU

POLE IN MONZA

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[warped prawn]

NO FURTHER ACTION

[fallow thistle]

HE CAN'T WIN EVERY RACE

[echo mesa]

yeah baby

[warped prawn]

POLE CONFIRMED

[echo mesa]

let's just not race on sunday

these are the positions, we're done here

[fallow thistle]

Piastria had a wonderful quali

Ahead of Lando? Crazy

[warped prawn]

Yeah. We know what will happen if we race 😂

[fallow thistle]

FERRARI 1-3 IN QUALI

IT'S A MIRACLE

[tawny acorn]

Ferrari pole?!?!

Anyways

[warped prawn]

Hamilton is not having fun. Lol

[tawny acorn]

Max was wayyyyy too happy over the radio/not angry

So we all know what will happen tomorrow…

[fallow thistle]

Max will win by 14s

[tawny acorn]

14 sec?!?

That’s like… nothing

[wicked brook]

Carlos my goat

😭

[kind hinge]

hamilton washed

[warped prawn]

Booing max

[mystic surge]

fuck carlos

all my homies hype kimi antonelli in f2

[echo knot]

the thing is the RB is wicked fast on the long run

It's not as dominant over 1 lap

that's why Quali is as exciting as it has been this year

[green ocean]

SAINZ!!!!

seeing pole swap around as each car crossed the line was fun

[warped prawn]

F Vesti

[mystic surge]

theo 2024 in sauber

sadly

but roman 🐐

[warped prawn]

Leclercs 🤝 having bad races
Unbreakable duo

5s penalty for Stanek feels too less for what ended up happening

Rules I guess

Rip

[mystic surge]

WHAT THE FUCK

fia is going to do ocon on f2

martins

😭

[warped prawn]

Bernd Mayländer the real winner today.

[honest shore]

I ask for your financial assistance

My honest opinion

George has to do the intro pose

[mystic surge]

ALREADY?

i remember only merc release

[honest shore]

There’s a max verstappen one but they don’t have 😔

[warped prawn]

Out of Perez and George, I‘d go for George.

At least we know that George will stay with Merc till 2025 at least for sure.

Perez one could be outdated anytime.

[kind hinge]

george is a better driver anyway

[mystic surge]

they didn't discontinue bottas tho

[honest shore]

I would buy george too

Speaking of mercrdes where do u guys think lewis will go if the contract ends

(Translation) Do you watch f1? Do you know who checo is?

[mystic surge]

his 200M+ mansion in colorado

[honest shore]

Can’t argue with that logic

[warped prawn]

There goes Ferrari‘s chances

[kind hinge]

i swear he knows what he’s doing 💀💀

[mystic surge]

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH

[river gate]

Any predictions today other than max winning?

😂

[fallow thistle]

Williams podium

[warped prawn]

Rip Tsunoda

[river gate]

bruh how'

[fallow thistle]

What the fuck

Huh???

[warped prawn]

Some failure

[fallow thistle]

Engine failure?

Are they just not gonna start

[river gate]

aborted start

[warped prawn]

One more formation lap

[fallow thistle]

Will Yuki start at all though

[warped prawn]

Race will be 1 lap shorter or however many laps they do now

[warped prawn]

Doesn’t look like it

[fallow thistle]

Charles

Please.

[warped prawn]

Bianca

Nobody can help Ferrari

Rosberg already cursed them.

Probably another formation lap

5 minutes delay

[kind hinge]

damn it yuki

[acoustic quartz]

what if whoever in p4 wins

since p1 p2 p3 are all cursed

[warped prawn]

Good news for George then

[river gate]

got some olypmic runners in those mechanics

[warped prawn]

Every second matters

7 minutes till start.

15:20

[proven hornet]

no swapping tyres?

[warped prawn]

Nope

[fallow thistle]

They're on the tarmac so no

[warped prawn]

Not allowed on the grid.

[acoustic quartz]

high jumpers

[warped prawn]

Hopefully the jumpers don’t get in trouble

[acoustic quartz]

they were probably already authorized

but the marshalls didn't open the gate yet

[polar meteor]

Race distance is now 51 laps

[warped prawn]

Clean start

[river gate]

will anyone else blow up

[kind hinge]

fuck drs

[warped prawn]

Cocky

😂😂😂😂😂

[river gate]

😂👌🏼👌🏼😂

[fallow thistle]

George is an honorary member of Ferrari now

He's the third teammate

Also, that radio is straight up comedy

[honest shore]

Nico rosberg why

[fallow thistle]

"They can fly now???"

Gasly Lap 11 pit?

[river gate]

Is it cold in Italy?

[warped prawn]

Nope

[river gate]

Why’s it so steamy in the pits 🤔

[fallow thistle]

Brake steam

[warped prawn]

^^

[river gate]

Ah

[fallow thistle]

I thought Albon would be doing better ngl but P6 is crazy

[warped prawn]

It‘s 32°C or something

[river gate]

Oof

[fallow thistle]

Lawson in the Yuki Zone

[warped prawn]

‚Powered by AWS“ fuck right off

[fallow thistle]

Whats the pit window for mediums

[warped prawn]

20 ish

Rip

[river gate]

So do Russel and Perez both get a penalty for going off that corner?

[warped prawn]

Doubt it

Both didn’t manage to stop

[fallow thistle]

Welp it's nice to dream

[river gate]

Ah if only one did it then penalty probably?

[fallow thistle]

Sainze has to pit now

[warped prawn]

Depends on how and why

[river gate]

Ah

[warped prawn]

If he didn’t get any advantage, no penalty.

[kind hinge]

nice race, time to turn it off

[warped prawn]

But if he overtakes or takes a chunk of time off, yes penalty.

[kind hinge]

perez literally just locked up his brakes

then he blamed it on russell

[river gate]

Makes sense

[kind hinge]

average red bull behavior

[warped prawn]

That’s what they all do

[fallow thistle]

Average Driver Behavior

[kind hinge]

"he pushed me off" no you just cant drive

[river gate]

😂😂

[warped prawn]

Max already creating gap

[river gate]

[warped prawn]

Almost 3 seconds clear now

[kind hinge]

they need to undercut red bull

[warped prawn]

But it’s Ferrari

[kind hinge]

same with russell

[warped prawn]

Why the fuck are they not pitting one of the Ferrari?

[river gate]

Sainez was really slowing him down

[kind hinge]

max is miles ahead bruh you may as well just do a crazy strategy now 😭

[warped prawn]

If only the clowns had brains

[last flower]

WTF IS RED BULL DOING

[river gate]

Again??

So can no one drive that corner?

[warped prawn]

5s for Russell

[warped prawn]

As long as you don’t get an advantage, you can.

Everyone should avoid it, that’s why the bumps are there to slow them down.

[river gate]

Oh yeah I see them now 😂

Does Lewis have a goal every race to pit last?

[warped prawn]

Lol

[last flower]

I dont think he'll pit 💀

[warped prawn]

Everyone has to.

[last flower]

Yeah but lewis has done that a few times before

[warped prawn]

Just when you mention it 😂

[river gate]

I was about to say he’s losing spots so must be ready to pit now

[warped prawn]

How lol. You don’t pit, you get disqualified

[last flower]

Like he'll pit once while the rest pits twice or thrice

[warped prawn]

You need to use at least 2 compounds during the race.

Yeah that’s still a pit. Lol

Can’t say he didn’t pit

[last flower]

Oh no

[warped prawn]

Rip Hamilton

And Oscar

[kind hinge]

whose fault was that

[warped prawn]

Felt like Hamilton’s

[last flower]

Oscar

[warped prawn]

Closed the door on Piastri

Need another look though

[kind hinge]

nah clearly piastris fault

[warped prawn]

Sure merc fan

Nah

Hamilton turned into him

Not Oscar‘s fault

Hamilton 5s penalty

[last flower]

Not deserved

[warped prawn]

Deserved

He turned into him

Can’t just squeeze anyone like that lol

Sainz is going to end up getting a warning or penalty

[last flower]

Honestly Ferrari was so fucking dumb, why did they let the drivers fight early? They couldve had a strong gap between them and checo

[last flower]

Probably yeah

[warped prawn]

Because it’s Ferrari lol

They don’t have brains

[last flower]

Every year they seem to disappoint even more 😭

[warped prawn]

Aight I‘m out

[last flower]

They might as well take each other out 🤦‍♂️

That was painful

[kind hinge]

they tried to penalize my pookies but they fought back

[regal panther]

the ferrari strategist is working against them i swear to god.

i wanted fernando to get a podium at least

[mystic surge]

https://formu1a.uno/en/mick-schumacher-out-of-contention-for-f1-comeback/

I HOPE IT'S TRUE

[regal panther]

he's good but not f1 driver good. he should try his luck in the WEC

[mystic surge]

half of the f2 grid be like

he is in the category "too good for f2, too bad for f1" with pouchaire and de vries

[regal panther]

lance stroll was a good f2 driver but a subpar f1 driver plus his father is not helping him in the image department

[regal panther]

time to go sports car racing for a few years like brendon hartley and juan pablo montoya

[mystic surge]

unpopular

i think that lance is just missing some push

he looks like lawrence pushed him in a car and sayed go

he needs some motivation

[west sleet]

https://amp.marca.com/en/f1/2023/09/04/64f56eba22601d04418b4571.html

saw the videos of him after it and he must have absolutely sprinted after them

[warped prawn]

Poor carlos

[bronze sandal]

So sad for him

[honest shore]

Monza go crazy

So here’s an old picture of my monsa bred

[regal panther]

i cant imagine what a 500k watch looks like. probably very tacky

[regal panther]

good thing he got the watch back. i dont know whats with stealing f1 drivers watches. it's charles then lando then carlos

[mystic surge]

daniel will most likely return in qatar

[regal panther]

daniel hella unlucky

[regal panther]

he is not looking good for a 2024 extension

[mystic surge]

i actually think that he will retire even before end of the season

big chance for liam

[regal panther]

liam is currently in the 'i dont know if he is a good driver yet' area

[mystic surge]

oficially p20 because of resaults

[regal panther]

williams and haas are sadly hurting the grid

[mystic surge]

nah

williams is doing really fine

haas is shitty again

[regal panther]

haas was never good tbh

[mystic surge]

they had some really good times

[regal panther]

early last year then it fizzled out

[mystic surge]

they are 1-2 races really good

and they fuck up

[regal panther]

2020 season in a summery

[mystic surge]

and again like 5x per season

[regal panther]

williams needs to find a big backer to get out of their slump

either an energy drink maker or a new engine supplier

[mystic surge]

they only need money

they have the people and vision, but everything is shitty

gulf is trying to be somewhere on the car

[regal panther]

when somebody visited their hq. they didnt say nice stuff

[mystic surge]

well, it all changed with james

he came, made plans, they seem to work, he brought people

[regal panther]

adrian newey needs to go back to williams

[mystic surge]

but the cost cap is limiting the 2000ish facility

[mystic surge]

i wish

we need more murders in f1

[regal panther]

its pretty safe. now you are more afraid of fire than crashing.

back in the day they would die before the car even caught fire

[mystic surge]

there wasn't even a big crash this year

a lot of races without sc/dnf/yellow flag

[regal panther]

i find the races a bit boring recently apart from fernando

monaco gp was a snorefest. the cars are way too big for monaco for the past 10 years

[mystic surge]

no fuel

zandvoort was actually nice

[regal panther]

the lack of orange flairs kinda took away from it

[warped prawn]

Imagine saying something like this so casually.

[bronze sandal]

No no imagine asking which race should be eliminated casually ( happened in r/formula1)

[mystic surge]

remove usa

[fallow thistle]

Mexico

[regal panther]

jeddah gp

[last flower]

Yeah my jaw dropped when i read that

[mystic surge]

what have i done

[regal panther]

i'll forgive but never forget

[regal panther]

car obsessions start 97 cents at a time

[bronze sandal]

I WISH THEY SELL THESE HERE

[regal panther]

williams gulf livery

[real musk]

Verstappen champion again 😭😭😭😭😭

[tawny spruce]

https://x.com/iiiuminateandy/status/1699453300414832973?s=46&t=6XL2v25L1mv9laG1P9BlpA

andy (@iiiuminateandy)

DANIEL RICCIARDO BEING A SWIFTIE WE WON

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Twitter · Sep 6, 2023, 4:03 PM

[fallow thistle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWj0xn3W1VU

Of all the songs, he chose the one I hate

[regal panther]

he is quite the ambassador for the sport

[west sleet]

danny ric with the taste

[bronze sandal]

No race

[tawny spruce]

Football though

[last flower]

indycarr

[polar meteor]

Indycar finale definitely the best replacement for a weekend off

[last flower]

mhm

mclaren's strategists: 🤡

[regal panther]

have you seen ferrari strategists recently

[last flower]

i think, the drivers have been better strategists than the strategists

[regal panther]

some drivers know the car better like seb or michael and lewis but the newer drivers are just waiting for the principal to tell them that they wore out there tires

[last flower]

that's not necessarily true I think, example pls?

i think the average level of the grid in 2023 is unprecedentedly high

[regal panther]

williams and haas and alpha tauri drivers are pretty green

[last flower]

naahh not the hulk / alex / yuki hate

[polar meteor]

I don't see how anyone could hate Alex

[regal panther]

not hating, just saying they are still rookies

[tender bluff]

Hi

[tawny spruce]

https://x.com/scuderiafemboy/status/1701771891193573450?s=46&t=6XL2v25L1mv9laG1P9BlpA

nini (@SCUDERIAFEMBOY)

me when my driver makes it safely out of turn 1 (its brutal)

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Twitter · Sep 13, 2023, 1:36 AM

Which one of you is scuderiafemboy?

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1701876893132509249?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Daniel Ricciardo is going to be in Singapore with AlphaTauri for engineering purposes, with Liam Lawson still racing in his place #F1 #SingaporeGP

Twitter · Sep 13, 2023, 8:34 AM

[regal panther]

is he cleared for racing or is his arm still bad

[tawny spruce]

Arm bad

[tender bluff]

LETS GOO

[bronze sandal]

Best possible is Qatar

[mystic surge]

sauber will probably sign zhou for 24

[tender bluff]

I hope

I love Zhou😆

Idk u cant maybe see on my PDF but I am massive Nyck fan❤️❤️

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1702246451685064933?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Alfa Romeo confirms an unchanged driver line-up of Valtteri Bottas and Zhou Guanyu for 2024, with Theo Pourchaire remaining a reserve #F1

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 9:02 AM

https://x.com/f1/status/1702246854090543385?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Formula 1 (@F1)

BREAKING: Zhou Guanyu re-signs with Alfa Romeo, confirming an unchanged line-up for the team for the 2024 season

#SingaporeGP #F1 @ZhouGuanyu24 @alfaromeostake

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Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 9:04 AM

[tender bluff]

ZHOU❤️

[bronze sandal]

[west sleet]

🥰

[last flower]

SLAYYY]

[warped prawn]

I want to be that lizard on the track 🦎

[tender bluff]

Do u mean Helmut?

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1702933199771316616?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Will Buxton (@wbuxtonofficial)

Heavy rain in Singapore paddock right now

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 6:31 AM

Everyone complained so much about not raining last few years. Rain said hold my beer this entire season

[warped prawn]

Damn Yuki

Rip

[regal panther]

the upgrade is working

[tawny acorn]

Woa wtf

That crash

[fallow thistle]

Atleast he's alright

[regal panther]

he is on pole now

[acoustic quartz]

there was rain last year

[warped prawn]

Yeah but not the way it has rained this entire season lol

[warped prawn]

And I was talking for the entire season. Not just Singapore

[acoustic quartz]

is it fuel that's leaking or hydraulic

[tawny acorn]

That McLaren was so lucky omg

[fallow thistle]

Lance really not beating these "pay driver" allegations

[warped prawn]

It’s going to be a while before the session resumes

[fallow thistle]

Kart theoretically if they can repair the car before checkered Q2, can they run the car?

[warped prawn]

Yeah

As long as Stroll is cleared from medical

[kind hinge]

how the fuck are they gonna repair this lol

[acoustic quartz]

stick 18 onto fernandos car

(real)

[kind hinge]

fernando strollonso

[tawny acorn]

😭

Think that he might not be able to race tbh

[regal panther]

they have a spare car

[acoustic quartz]

crashgate 🤨

[tawny acorn]

The driver tho

[warped prawn]

No spare cars

[tawny acorn]

Was a pretty big impact

And no spare cars

[warped prawn]

They might break the curfew tonight. If Lance is cleared, they‘ll rebuild the car

[acoustic quartz]

what happened to radio 💀

[regal panther]

russell leading

[acoustic quartz]

um what

[regal panther]

upset of the season if happens

[acoustic quartz]

is there jsut something between singapore and verstappen

[regal panther]

kinda like charles and monaco

[warped prawn]

Perez back to not making it to Q3 again

MAX out in Q2

HOT DAMN

[regal panther]

time for fernando to win

[tawny spruce]

LIAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[warped prawn]

Max will most likely get 3 place grid penalty as well

[regal panther]

if he pulls a last to first in the race, i will riot

[fallow thistle]

Kart

[tawny acorn]

Wtf going on

[fallow thistle]

Temper my expectations right now

BUT OH MY GOD THIS IS IT

THE TIME IS NOW THE TIME IS HERE

[warped prawn]

😂

[fallow thistle]

THE FERRARIS HAVE A CHANCE

[tawny acorn]

That rb looks so bad

[regal panther]

they will bottle it probably

[warped prawn]

I hate to do this but…

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1703049259636203554?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Leclerc noted for failing to slow under yellow flags at Turn 3 when Perez spun #F1 #SingaporeGP

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 2:12 PM

[acoustic quartz]

DID NICO TAKE A SELFIE OR WHAT

LMAO

[fallow thistle]

Okay but Carlos

[warped prawn]

👀

Not bad

[regal panther]

perez punching the air

[robust heron]

fr

[warped prawn]

https://x.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1703308387734446258?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

Lance Stroll will not race tonight after his huge crash yesterday.

Krack: “He is still feeling the after-effects of such a high-impact crash. Our priority now is that he makes a full and speedy recovery. Together, we have decided that he will sit out this evening’s race” #F1

Twitter · Sep 17, 2023, 7:22 AM

[fallow thistle]

Does that mean there'll only be 19 on the grid?

[mystic surge]

yes

[fallow thistle]

Hopefully he feels alright by next gp

[mystic surge]

he will

they haven't fixed the car by now

[tawny acorn]

Kinda expected icl

A little bit similar to msc last year in jefdah tho that crash was far more impactful

[river steeple]

Holy smokes! a double Q3 for Haas? Verstappen out in Q2? jeez what did i miss lol

P6 for Kmag sounds amazing

[river steeple]

Letsgoo

[ionic spruce]

danishswiftie (@river steeple) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

f1 @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@limpid jetty@tawny spruce@echo mesa@west sleet@echo knot@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@last flower@gleaming flax@lyric vortex@young glacier@restive cedar@rich dock@bronze sandal@cobalt creek@sturdy pumice@wicked brook

[fallow thistle]

Here's to hoping Liam gets his first points here

[warped prawn]

Russell sleeping

[river steeple]

The way im here but kartoffel is not

Oh hi

Ferrari 1-2 what is this world

tsunoda out already

[tawny acorn]

He doesn’t even look that slow max

[river steeple]

how many laps does it take for Max to be first?

[tawny acorn]

Idk but he looks pretty fast rn icl

[echo mesa]

I am pray

[sturdy pawn]

ferrari is doing better than I expected

[fallow thistle]

At the current pace? He's not.

He's kind of a steady 9.5s behind Carlos

[tawny acorn]

Sacrifice leclerc 💀

[young glacier]

Red bull dominance over????

[fallow thistle]

Max is 11s behind now. This is a tyre management thing now

Or an SC gambling game

[tawny spruce]

cant wait for the 35 second gap ferrari requests so sainz gets a free pitstop

[river gate]

Max still not in first after 18 laps

[fallow thistle]

Max is 16s behind

Pit loss is 28s

[echo mesa]

[warped prawn]

Sargeant making a mess

[echo mesa]

oh yeah this is special

green flag tho

[fallow thistle]

SC

fuck

Fuuuuuck

[fallow thistle]

Alright, everyone put on the softs

Or Mediums?

[warped prawn]

Most of them were already on mediums

[fallow thistle]

Charles can put on Mediums, Sainz to Hards maybe

[warped prawn]

This is good news for the ones on Softs

[fallow thistle]

Only legreg is on Softs

[tawny acorn]

Thera wea goa

[warped prawn]

Ferrari double stacking

[tawny acorn]

OMG

[warped prawn]

5,7 💀

[tawny acorn]

YAS CHAOS INCOMING

NAURRRR FERARIRIR WHRHTFF

WHY WHY BWG WBY

[fallow thistle]

I want

To end

This race

[warped prawn]

Alonso rip

That’s a penalty

[river gate]

Sargeant doing America proud like always

[tawny acorn]

Alonso doing stroll things

[fallow thistle]

Is Logan signed for next year

[echo mesa]

[warped prawn]

Not yet

[fallow thistle]

Kart tell me that that was just bad rng

Like there's no way Ferrari could've avoided that

[echo mesa]

game devs cocking up

[fallow thistle]

Pit Traffic to me has always been just RNG

[tawny acorn]

[warped prawn]

Yeah there was nothing to do

They told Legreg to slow everyone else behind him and that backfired for him

[echo mesa]

oh

lol

clown picture then, I guess

[tawny acorn]

Wtf

[acoustic quartz]

what just happened 😭

[tawny acorn]

Isn’t there literally debris on the track 😭

[acoustic quartz]

yea i think

[tawny acorn]

[acoustic quartz]

is verstappen p2 good orn ot

[river steeple]

Thanks Logan for ruining the race

[acoustic quartz]

new latifi 🤨

[tawny acorn]

This is gonna be fun icl

Imagine a red flag now 💀💀💀

[acoustic quartz]

theres still debris

[warped prawn]

It was already removed

[river gate]

What time is it there?

[warped prawn]

20:44

[river gate]

Dang

[echo mesa]

everyone's still packed

Crofty is gonna lose his voice

[river gate]

Who attached the sparklers to max?

[echo mesa]

Sparks Fly

[warped prawn]

Verstappen is not having a good race

[echo mesa]

that RB just doesn't work

[river gate]

[warped prawn]

I wonder if it was because of the illegal front wing

[echo mesa]

My RB fanboy friends also admitted this, they expected him to end 5th this race

[river gate]

So you’re telling me there’s a chance

[river steeple]

Nevermind Most interesting race in a long time

[echo mesa]

[young glacier]

What was illegal about it I missed the news about that

[warped prawn]

Nothing confirmed yet but rumours about the flex wing

Wings are not supposed to have flexible elements. And they changed the wing this week. So speculations…

[river gate]

I’m sure they’re loving being sprayed with sparks following each other

[acoustic quartz]

"the same car for the last 15 races"

[warped prawn]

Yeah but it’s not the flexing as it was before

[acoustic quartz]

it still flexes

[warped prawn]

Yeah but as much as it is allowed now.

They gave the reason for the change to be the track. That they don’t need that spec wing for this particular track

And suddenly they’re struggling

[river steeple]

Lol Verstappen pit you coward

[river gate]

Why aren’t they pitting

Isn’t that a guaranteed loss waiting any longer

[kind hinge]

incredible race

[echo mesa]

[kind hinge]

that car is horrible 😂😂😂😂

[warped prawn]

OCONNOOOOOOO

[kind hinge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[warped prawn]

Going to be another SC probably

[kind hinge]

is this good or bad

please help kart

[river gate]

What even happened

[regal panther]

virtual safety car

[warped prawn]

This feels risky

They might close the pit

[kind hinge]

wait what?

[warped prawn]

Nothing as of yet but Ocon‘s car is right at the pit exit

[kind hinge]

people already pitted

or theyre about to

[warped prawn]

Looks good I guess

[river steeple]

Ffs

Theres the SC redbull were hoping for

[regal panther]

ocon had a power failure probably

he came to a slow stop

[teal ocean]

Amazing

[regal panther]

both mercedes are pitting

alonso pitting

[kind hinge]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING???

[warped prawn]

Didn’t know Russell was allowed 2 cars in the race

[teal ocean]

Double stacked

[kind hinge]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

ITS FUXMING SINGAPORS YOU CANT OVERYAOE

[regal panther]

green lights

[warped prawn]

Alonso rip lol

[river gate]

Great race

[warped prawn]

25,8

[regal panther]

25 seconds pit lol

drs enabled

[echo mesa]

[regal panther]

ocon madder than hell

[warped prawn]

Ferrari should’ve at least pitted Legreg

[teal ocean]

Can horsies pull it off

[regal panther]

lando is pretty close

russell fastest lap

[kind hinge]

russell might take off soon

[echo mesa]

this may actually be one of my favourite podiums

that is actually realistic

[regal panther]

alsonso no

[warped prawn]

If it actually ends up being the podium

[echo mesa]

I'm gonna appeal to all the major religions

to cover my bases

[river gate]

Alonso nooo

[regal panther]

he spun

[warped prawn]

Ferrari can still manage to fuck it up

[kind hinge]

russell win incoming btw

look at the gap

its collapsing

QUICK

[echo mesa]

Ferrari can always manage fuck it up

[regal panther]

last lap pit probably

hamilton fastest lap

alonso overshot the turn

[river steeple]

certified aston martin moment

[regal panther]

sainz on radio: we need fastest pace untl the end, right

[teal ocean]

Lol

[bronze sandal]

I cannot watch the race and where is max

[regal panther]

lawson defending verstappen like a boss

[regal panther]

9th

[bronze sandal]

Okay thanks

[teal ocean]

Now 8

How appropriate it was gasly

[kind hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/george-russell-mercedes-formula-1-george-russell-gif-7982941233194747298

goat

[regal panther]

russel overtook leclerc

[teal ocean]

Too ez

[regal panther]

hamilton overtook leclerc

[river gate]

[echo mesa]

is this gonna be it tho

the first

[river gate]

When did bottes go out?

[river steeple]

Who is voting for Lawson lol

[surreal mulch]

Im wondering the same thing

bottas just went out

[echo mesa]

Americans, mostly

[warped prawn]

He pitted alongside Max. So probably then

[river gate]

Oh

[teal ocean]

Interesting Norris was +2200 lol

[surreal mulch]

why did ferrari not dissappoint me today

Tf

something is up

[regal panther]

knock on wood

[teal ocean]

Hamilton odds just changed wow

[surreal mulch]

I want russells confidence

PIERREEEE GASLYYYYYYYYYYYY

[teal ocean]

Russ chilling at 60-65%

[wicked brook]

I feel bad i feel bad for sainz for Charles

Ferrari shit team

I want to throw up

[teal ocean]

Gonna laff if Vegas got this wrong

[wicked brook]

Sainz drove so well

[teal ocean]

Agreed

Finished uh oh

[river gate]

Sainz tires done

[teal ocean]

Basically on Norris honestly

[wicked brook]

Fuck

[regal panther]

leclerc 16 sec off pace

[teal ocean]

Jesus

Max gonna catch up to LEC lol

[regal panther]

sainz needs to put blinders on, not look back

[river steeple]

Sainz going full Lightning McQueen

[teal ocean]

Actually nvm at 10s

[fallow thistle]

I can't believe we have a battle for 1st

It's like it's not 2023

[surreal mulch]

Sainz should be the manager

Not a driver

[regal panther]

goddamn safety cars

[surreal mulch]

i cant believe there is a possible ferrari win

[fallow thistle]

I'm disappointed in Charles a bit but God please let Carlos lock this in

[surreal mulch]

I will cry

ferrari really sacrificed leclerc

[regal panther]

hopefully no more vsc

[surreal mulch]

Like all the way

[wicked brook]

God pls help carlos

[regal panther]

his tires are cooked tho

[surreal mulch]

And he was just nodding and letting them

But what can he do tbh

[wicked brook]

My heart lol

[surreal mulch]

I just doubt that sainz would do the same for him

[wicked brook]

I can’t take this pressure

[fallow thistle]

Sainz punching the air with dead tires. If he doesn't win, he still has my respect.

I'm sorry I clowned on this man

[surreal mulch]

true

HAMILTON STFU

[echo mesa]

[teal ocean]

Lol hammy

[surreal mulch]

Hammy really likes to add drama

CMON SAINZ

BESTI

PLS

[teal ocean]

Russ, Norris, Hamilton all have same odds now ooh

[regal panther]

russel crash

[warped prawn]

RUS RIP

[surreal mulch]

DVEHSBBSH

[river gate]