#Formula One

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river gate
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Need to investigate Max for car dopeing

river steeple
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Lmao that one Lewis fan standing up

west sleet
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Norris getting big stressed

fallow thistle
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Norris proving why points need to go lower

river gate
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So what’s this thing about blue flags?

fallow thistle
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When someone's Lapping you, you see a blue flag

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It means "Get out of the way"

river gate
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Ahh

warped prawn
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You get it shown twice and if you don't get out of the way by then, you get penalised.

fallow thistle
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Norris is big mood

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When you get lapped, you probably should just retire fr fr

warped prawn
river gate
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Max should pit again just for fun

warped prawn
fallow thistle
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He would if he didn't have Fastest Lap

west sleet
fallow thistle
warped prawn
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Lol

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"Community Service as a punishment" harold

river gate
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Can max just start every race with a 15s handicap?

fallow thistle
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AT having a 10 lap hard stint as part of the strat is so terabrain

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Max should just start at P20 every race

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He'll podium every time but at least it'll be fun

river gate
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At least things would be interesting

fallow thistle
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And Perez is good now too, so we don't even have the gap memes

river gate
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Why couldn’t Zho yeet max

warped prawn
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We will have "everyone laugh at Ferrari" memes though.

river gate
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Don’t we already have that?

fallow thistle
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Why doesn't Magnussen just take one for the team and just torpedo into Max

river gate
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😂😂😂

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Just a 5s penalty right(

fallow thistle
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Russell irl

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Piastri is just crumbling at these final laps

warped prawn
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Leclerc going to lose that P6.

fallow thistle
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No Safety Car today

kind hinge
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CMON

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HAMMER TIME

warped prawn
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Not even a VSC or any yellow flags.

fallow thistle
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Yeah

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Can't believe that double Alpine incident wasn't a yellow

warped prawn
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Lmao

west sleet
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think lewis is just going to miss out

warped prawn
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Just as I speak. Lmfao

kind hinge
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yellow flag rn lol

fallow thistle
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SPEAKING OF

west sleet
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already green

kind hinge
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he's fast

fallow thistle
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We had a yellow flag for all of 5 seconds

west sleet
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idk only 2 laps

fallow thistle
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Yuki with the evasive maneuvers

warped prawn
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He might catch up within 2 laps but might not overtake.

fallow thistle
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Wtf

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They couldn't let him go one more lap lmao

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Poor Logie

river gate
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Ah good the American binned it in the last lap

warped prawn
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There's a twitter page that shows all of Logan's results in very american gif. With eagles and guns and whatnot. 😂

river gate
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😂😂

fallow thistle
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Love it

warped prawn
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And all the gifs are like P18, P19, P20, P17.

west sleet
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lewis just needed another lap or two

river gate
fallow thistle
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Ew double podium for RBR

warped prawn
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Lmao that edit. 😂

fallow thistle
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If Russell isn't DotD, this is rigged

warped prawn
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He is not.

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Perez was leading DotD.

river gate
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Rigged

fallow thistle
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Rigged

warped prawn
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With Piastri 2nd and Norris 3rd.

fallow thistle
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RUSSELL STARTED P18

river gate
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Zhou dotd

fallow thistle
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AND GOT UP TO P7

warped prawn
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P6

kind hinge
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im done with this sport

warped prawn
river steeple
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mclaren ftw

river steeple
fallow thistle
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Perez underperforming in a car that can create a 30s gap

warped prawn
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Look at the bloody tyres

fallow thistle
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Russell got fucked and finished P6 in a no-incident race

river gate
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Lmao those tires

warped prawn
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Stores?

wicked brook
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Can someone give me an update regarding ferraris :'))

fallow thistle
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Jos Verstappen is appeased today.

west sleet
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utter snooze fest

warped prawn
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P7 and P8 - Lec and Sainz

wicked brook
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L

fallow thistle
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Leclerc lost 12 seconds

wicked brook
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Big L

fallow thistle
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7 from pit slow. 5 from pit speeding.

wicked brook
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McLarens?

warped prawn
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2 & 5

fallow thistle
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McLaren 2 and 5

wicked brook
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OH FUCK NORRIS PODIUMMM LESSSSGOOOOO

fallow thistle
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My boi Danny Ric gapping Yuki

warped prawn
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Even after getting yeeted by Zhou.

fallow thistle
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But yeah that quali gaslit us into thinking this would be a good race

warped prawn
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ROSBERG

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There's your culprit for ruining Lewis' race.

wicked brook
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Who's p3

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Don't be perez

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🥲

warped prawn
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Perez

fallow thistle
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P3 is Perez

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It's a double RB podium

warped prawn
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Bianca.

wicked brook
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WOW OK WOW

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Good for them

warped prawn
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Rosberg isn't getting a lot of screentime today just like Danica yesterday.

fallow thistle
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Hungary just hates interviewers

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Wait

warped prawn
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Lol

fallow thistle
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You're wrong

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You're fucking wrong, Kart

warped prawn
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How?

fallow thistle
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That was a proper double shot of Lando and Nico for 3 seconds

warped prawn
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Lol

fallow thistle
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Danica got nothing

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Hungary just hates women fr fr

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Where's my boy Zac

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Get Rosberg off my screen, I want Zac.

warped prawn
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Lot of Sky F1 juniors have taken interviews of different drivers this race.

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I saw a shot of one of those with Yuki and that kid was taller than Yuki. 😂

fallow thistle
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They should've given this one to Zac

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Way more interesting than Nico

river gate
warped prawn
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Smol

fallow thistle
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Noooo don't do this to yuki

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Leave the Japanese man aloooone

river gate
fallow thistle
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I don't think Softs were on the table either way

warped prawn
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To be honest, softs would've been useless. 😂

fallow thistle
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Unless you were backmarker taking risks

river gate
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Lewis would’ve ran softs

warped prawn
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People who did the stint on softs did it for like 7-8 laps.

river gate
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Madlad

fallow thistle
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Yooo new Max Verstappen Podcast episode

warped prawn
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Lol

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With Sergio Perez as a surprise guest.

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Rare thing

fallow thistle
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I really wish they got like a court stenographer to live caption the cooldown room

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I almost never understand what they're saying

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That room is mic'ed up so badly

warped prawn
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They don't show all of it anyway because they're afraid of them swearing.

fallow thistle
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We can pay the fines

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Just use the speeding fines to pay for it

kind hinge
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how did perez win dotd

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i don't know anyone that would actually vote for perez

warped prawn
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RBR Bots

fallow thistle
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Because people can't see Russell, he's too pasty

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So I gotta ask

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Are these anthems really that short

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And also have no words

warped prawn
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Yes and no.

fallow thistle
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Okay so that means if say

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Logan Sargeant wins

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I have to listen to an instrumental of the Star Spangled Banner for four minutes?

warped prawn
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US anthem is 4 minutes long? monkaW

fallow thistle
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It's a 1:55 apparently

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It feels longer

west sleet
warped prawn
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I guess that's why he's not winning. He doesn't want us to get bored for 2 minutes week after week.

fallow thistle
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In fairness, the instrumental of the Star Spangled Banner is eh

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The singing part is good

warped prawn
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We did listen to the singing part at Miami. I forgot who sang it though.

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2 more times for this year. wait

fallow thistle
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I don't think I'll be getting F23 Manager even if it goes on sale

warped prawn
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Lmao

fallow thistle
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Unless the game has way more performance options

warped prawn
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It won't.

fallow thistle
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Cause literally F22M keeps crashing for me

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Like I'd be mid session and it just craps out and they don't save mid-session

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I'd get it if they added that

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(also it makes for save summing way easy because of it)

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Oh, your driver locked up and drove off and must retire? Just Alt+F4

west sleet
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it's one of my least favourite anthems

warped prawn
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My favourite is Italian.

river steeple
warped prawn
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He broke it in Silverstone as well. Awkward

gaunt osprey
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Bad lando

mystic surge
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NO LANDO NO

tawny spruce
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holy christ this race was so goddamn boring

gaunt osprey
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😭

bronze sandal
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I asked first 4 and decided not to watch the race

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I fucking hate this season some of the races and quali are interesting other than Max wins. I know you will probably say but what about old seasons alas in old times there was a strategy for HAMVERBOT and other drivers

thin ingot
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isn't German the anthem that's like super long

fallow thistle
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It's Greece

warped prawn
fallow thistle
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Yeah this makes sense

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Stay until the end of current regs

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Shop around for new era

bronze sandal
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Toto 🤦

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But i bet he probably knows he will tell the world

kind hinge
warped prawn
bronze sandal
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Yeah it’s kind of cute

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But I wish they didn’t out like this

warped prawn
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I think he did it on purpose. Lol

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I would too.

bronze sandal
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Okay

restive cedar
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bruh max ugh hate u

honest shore
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Omaygod

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I haven’t seen this yet

warped prawn
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Basically a splash of flow vis paint.

wicked brook
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Frfr

warped prawn
bronze sandal
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After this week we will be in summer break everyone

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1 month no race again

fallow thistle
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@warped prawn This is so funny to me idk why

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warped prawn
fallow thistle
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I did but decided to save you from it

warped prawn
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Basically this.

fallow thistle
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He really do be like

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"I'm back, bitches"

warped prawn
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Yep

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I shared that exact screenshot on the FP1 day. Lol

fallow thistle
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Definitely the happiest man on the grid if not Lando

warped prawn
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Did you get a chance to see some after race press conference chat?

fallow thistle
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No whjy

warped prawn
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Journalists asked Lando, Max and Perez to rate each other‘s race weekend.

Lando: Max didn’t get pole this weekend. So I can only give him 7/10.

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And Max just sitting there looking dead. 😂

fallow thistle
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Good memes

warped prawn
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The whole press conference was utter chaos. Lol

honest shore
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The drivers 😍
The car 🔥💥

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Guess what team 💀💀

warped prawn
bronze sandal
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WTF

restive cedar
warped prawn
fallow thistle
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Also, would be cool if it's still 3-driver teams

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Or if the 5 existing teams are also on the grid

warped prawn
warped prawn
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60-80% rain over the entire weekend.

tawny spruce
bronze sandal
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Smart

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I’m going to watch this week fully just to be sure about cancellation

fallow thistle
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Spa moment

warped prawn
fallow thistle
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These penalties dont mean shit if your car gaps the entire grid by a second per lap

warped prawn
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Someone replied to that tweet with: He'd win if he started the race in Canada.

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And I agree.

gaunt osprey
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do u think this week race should be can elled

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Canceled

warped prawn
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F2 practice was held about half an hour ago. It didn’t look really bad.

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But if it keeps getting worse, for sure.

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There‘s already a yellow warning from Belgium Government for today.

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It ends in the evening/night today.

west sleet
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i didn’t realise it was quali day 👀

warped prawn
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I am just hoping it doesn’t get delayed.

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I need to get out around 6 for Oppenheimer. 😂

warped prawn
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The only free practice of the race weekend is live for anyone who cares.

gaunt osprey
warped prawn
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Already watched it yesterday.

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There's someone in RBR garage with a Ferrari hat and Horner just gave her the gaffer tape to cover the Ferrari logo. awkwardkid

gaunt osprey
warped prawn
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😂😂😂

warped prawn
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High possibility of Qualifying getting cancelled.

gaunt osprey
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Hmm

warped prawn
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WHOA

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Otmar is leaving Alpine!

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That too very abrupt.

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Alan Permane - Sporting Director is leaving the team as well.

bronze sandal
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Why these news not shocked me why

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Also yes maybe maybe cancellation

fallow thistle
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How was Otmar supposed to know Zhou was going to torpedo into them

warped prawn
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I am shocked because of the mid season sacking.

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BWT might leave because of this as well.

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And for the Qualifying Cancellation part, it might not be cancelled anymore because F3 qualifying is goig on right now. Rain has kind of almost stopped. Only raining in the last sector of the track for now.

bronze sandal
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Hmm okay

west sleet
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i think it's 5pm CEST?

warped prawn
warped prawn
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Track has completely dried. F2 qualifying starting on slicks. 😂

bronze sandal
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Red flag

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Rain is coming

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Look at the clouds

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Green flag F2 quali

warped prawn
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And it's pouring again.

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Heavy rain.

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bronze sandal
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Yes

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Quali will cancelled, at this point i think

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F2

warped prawn
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Nah. Nobody will get out because most of them already set the time on slicks.

bronze sandal
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I know but what if someone wanted to second lap?

warped prawn
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Blue skies at the horizon. 👀

bronze sandal
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Yep and track looks dry

warped prawn
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They're drying the track.

bronze sandal
warped prawn
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LOL

gaunt osprey
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when is quali?

warped prawn
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In 7 minutes.

gaunt osprey
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okkk

warped prawn
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Nevermind.

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Delayed by 10 minutes.

gaunt osprey
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i see

ionic spruceBOT
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kartoffel13 (@warped prawn) has requested the f1 pinglist.

ionic spruceBOT
# ionic spruce

f1: belgian grand prix - qualifying @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@limpid jetty@tawny spruce@echo mesa@west sleet@echo knot@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@last flower@gleaming flax@lyric vortex@young glacier@gaunt osprey@rich dock@bronze sandal@wicked brook

lyric vortex
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it’s delayed 😭

fallow thistle
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Oh, it's quali already?

warped prawn
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Sprint weekend.

fallow thistle
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I know but I meant like time of day wise

warped prawn
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Yeah

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Delayed by 10 minutes because of Red Flag in F2 and heavy rain.

lyric vortex
bronze sandal
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Alpin what the fuck are they thinking

gaunt osprey
lyric vortex
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THE SCRWAM IS SO FUNNY IT SENT ME

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bruh someone called me stupid on f1 twt ppl are such idiots

bronze sandal
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Ignore them, most of them are idiots

lyric vortex
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ikr

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ppl cannot understand humor or sarcasm

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like

warped prawn
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Sun is out. ☀️

bronze sandal
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They are mostly fighting, staning drivers

fallow thistle
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So they just let George and Lewis sit there for 6 more minutes?

bronze sandal
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Yep sun is shining brighter then my future

gaunt osprey
warped prawn
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There's rain forecasted later.

bronze sandal
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💯

fallow thistle
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Ah, I see

lyric vortex
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these will break u

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he was sunshine i was MIDNIGHT RAIN

bronze sandal
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Am i seeing interns

warped prawn
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5 minutes away monkaW

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And the session starts in 4 monkaW

bronze sandal
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Another 10 min?

warped prawn
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Nope

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2 minutes left.

bronze sandal
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Okay

gaunt osprey
# lyric vortex

these are soooo good and the songs together i want to hear the whole songs
Also charles fits perfectly in midnight rain

bronze sandal
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Yep with max

warped prawn
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It'll be hillarious if Clownotto actually ends up at Alpine.

bronze sandal
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YEP

gaunt osprey
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max is sunshine ☀️

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charles is midnight rain 🌧

bronze sandal
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Charles is midnight rain

gaunt osprey
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yess

bronze sandal
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AND WE GO

gaunt osprey
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Max has it comfortable

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Charles has the pain

warped prawn
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Bruh

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Who brought the flares again?

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Damn it

bronze sandal
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Max fans…..

fallow thistle
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Wet tyres are so weird

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Did we see wets last season

warped prawn
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Probably.

bronze sandal
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Just one time impress me, Max fans just once

fallow thistle
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Cause like why bother if they're never gonna race in wets

warped prawn
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What do you mean?

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They do race in wets.

fallow thistle
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That's why I asked if we saw Wets at all last season

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I feel the only time was Suzuka before a red flag

warped prawn
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Last year, FIA was being a bit extra dumb and overprotective.

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So whenever it was too much rain, they just suspended things last year.

fallow thistle
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Cringe

bronze sandal
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If i remember they can race with wet tyres of the races last year?

warped prawn
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Race with race?

bronze sandal
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My keyboard died i’m using a different one and sometimes i can kill the sentence

fallow thistle
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Come on Danny Ric

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Idk if this is a hot take but a grid penalty should also apply to the sprint

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And I don't understand why it isn't

warped prawn
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True

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It should be to all the sessions that use it.

fallow thistle
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Wet Race on Sunday?

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Can't wait to see Max win by two minutes then

bronze sandal
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This quali is for sprint right

fallow thistle
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No

echo mesa
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Yeah Max is good in the rain, proven that a bunch of times

fallow thistle
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This is Race Quali

echo mesa
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wait

fallow thistle
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No

echo mesa
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did they cancel the sprint?

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I only just came back

fallow thistle
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No

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This is Race Quali

warped prawn
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The sprint rules changed this year,

echo mesa
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I did miss a couple of races this year, didnt see a sprint yet

warped prawn
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Tomorrow morning Sprint Shootout - Sprint Qualifying.
Afternoon - Sprint.

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Only 1 free practice during sprint weekend.

bronze sandal
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So race quali

echo mesa
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Yeah I saw that there was only 1 fp

fallow thistle
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This is Race Quali

echo mesa
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well then, then this is exciting

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I never liked the last sprint format anyway

warped prawn
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Rip Hulk

echo mesa
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remember Kmag pole?

Drop places in the sprint, drop some more in the race

fallow thistle
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In fair

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In fairness if sprint rules for Interlagos last year were this year

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KMag probably would've gotten zero points that weekend

warped prawn
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Hot damn Ric

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BRUH

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Rip

west sleet
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noooo

warped prawn
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Damn it

west sleet
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😭😭😭😭

fallow thistle
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NOOOO

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GODDAMMIT LEGREG

warped prawn
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Legreg?!?!

echo mesa
warped prawn
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Noice.

fallow thistle
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Okay phew

warped prawn
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Rip Albon though.

fallow thistle
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Albon didn't finish the lap?

echo mesa
kind hinge
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ferrari is cooking

warped prawn
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Probably wasn't improving so just went to pit directly.

fallow thistle
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Was he not doing a lap?

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Rip

kind hinge
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merc is getting pole today though

echo mesa
warped prawn
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He was doing a lap but probably not a good one I guess.

fallow thistle
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KMag lives another day

warped prawn
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Norris just got by as well.

fallow thistle
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LEC VER HAM

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Based based

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God if only this could always happen

echo mesa
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HYPERS A finance and HR system HYPERS

gaunt osprey
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lolll

warped prawn
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There's the reason why Albon didn't finish his lap.

bronze sandal
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Ads are weird ngl

echo mesa
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can't wait for the super bowl

warped prawn
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Ads idkher2

bronze sandal
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Yes ads I’m watching sky one

echo mesa
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I should get into american football in the regular season

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learn some pain

fallow thistle
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Ehhhh

echo mesa
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for the ads, you know

fallow thistle
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American football has got to be like the worst viewing experience I've ever had with any sport

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eSports included

warped prawn
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For me to get into American Football, I would also need to ruin my sleeping scheduele.

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So it's going to be a no from me.

fallow thistle
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Hell, F1 included

echo mesa
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That shit is excessively boring

fallow thistle
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It could be worse

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It could be American football

warped prawn
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Where foot is not used.

echo mesa
bronze sandal
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Ehem curling enters chat

echo mesa
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Hey they do kick the ball sometimes

fallow thistle
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Curling fucking slaps

echo mesa
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I think after they score, or something

fallow thistle
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What're you talking about

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Actually, they always have the option to kick

bronze sandal
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Sometimes I’m getting bored while watching curling

echo mesa
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field goals HYPERS

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Here in the Netherlands we're into field hockey, which also sucks to watch

warped prawn
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Who'll be the first one to pull the trigger on slicks? monkaW

kind hinge
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my commentator just said "max airways" 💀💀

fallow thistle
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Russell

echo mesa
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Prolly AT

fallow thistle
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For some reason I think George will

echo mesa
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Yuki will take that risk

warped prawn
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I feel like it might be Bottas.

bronze sandal
fallow thistle
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BOT HAM 2023

echo mesa
fallow thistle
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MAG BOT HAM 2023

echo mesa
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yeah we are, if it ever freezes here

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Pia Mag Alo, just like we were used to

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but reality kicked in

warped prawn
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AYYYYYYYYY

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I told you

echo mesa
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you are

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you're too good at this

fallow thistle
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McLaren rocketship time

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A yellow split???

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From Bottas???

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On slicks???

echo mesa
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can't get over that kick sponsorship for AR

warped prawn
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That might ruin the lap for some if it falls

fallow thistle
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Alpine moment

warped prawn
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Whole team falling apart.

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Literally

echo mesa
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they were doing so well

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a while ago

warped prawn
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Hamilton 👀

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TSUNODA pog

fallow thistle
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Yuki on pole hype

echo mesa
warped prawn
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Leclerc yellow first monkaW

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God damn it

fallow thistle
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MAX PULLING A CHECO???

warped prawn
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Verstappen was soooo close to getting out

fallow thistle
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HE CANT WIN EVERY RACE LETS GOOOO

warped prawn
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Would've made the race a bit interesting

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Damn it

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Start of Q3 will be delayed.

fallow thistle
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Q3 start delayed rip

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Probably to clean up Ocon

warped prawn
#

Sorry to say but you will have to find somewhere to watch @west sleet @fallow thistle

fallow thistle
#

What why

warped prawn
#

I need to leave in like 5 minutes.

fallow thistle
#

just leave it up fr fr

warped prawn
#

You know what, that should work.

tawny spruce
#

IT WAS SO CLOSE 😭

warped prawn
#

I'll log out remotely.

echo mesa
#

British commercials have such a different vibe from Dutch ones

fallow thistle
#

AnyDesk ftw

warped prawn
#

Nah, log out from discord settings. 😂

fallow thistle
#

Bruh

echo mesa
#

Finally the twitter logo on my phone has changed pepehands

fallow thistle
#

Max malding

tawny spruce
#

GP clapping back lmao

warped prawn
#

Whiny baby lol

fallow thistle
#

BANANAA FOR LEGREG LETS GOOOOO

echo mesa
fallow thistle
echo mesa
#

I just love the sincere "I never looked so good"

west sleet
#

Max’s engineer being like “not our fault so what do you want?”

echo mesa
#

idk Max will survive

kind hinge
#

hes a crybaby

echo mesa
#

not used to trouble anymore

echo mesa
#

maybe people let him down, we can never know as viewers

fallow thistle
#

Checo who is the objectively worse driver beat him by a second and a half

#

He's actually just whining at that moment

echo mesa
#

he was also mad at the haas PepeLa

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DRS

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Leclerc Prayge

gaunt osprey
#

pastry

echo mesa
#

aight here we go

warped prawn
#

How much time left?

echo mesa
#

last laps going rn

warped prawn
echo mesa
#

Im on a fat delay, so prolly the first are finishing rn

#

leclerc going strong rn

warped prawn
#

My money is on McLarens. wait

fallow thistle
#

Jesus fuck that gap

echo mesa
bronze sandal
#

OMG LEC!

fallow thistle
#

Max .82 ahead of Charles

warped prawn
#

Max doesn’t count today.

#

For once 😌

echo mesa
#

2 and 5

bronze sandal
#

He wanted the pole

echo mesa
#

I can live with that

green ocean
#

8 tenths 😦 wow

echo mesa
#

it's just dumb

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bronze sandal
#

Sunday gonna be max

fallow thistle
#

Pain

echo mesa
#

LMFAO he's apologising

#

so lame

gaunt osprey
#

boring

echo mesa
#

it's exciting

#

just not who ends up on p1

fallow thistle
#

Max will end up P1 btw

#

He'll win Sprint by >18s and Race by >90s

green ocean
kind hinge
lyric vortex
#

charles lewink

limpid jetty
limpid jetty
mystic surge
#

he's going to williams

warped prawn
#

😂😂😂😂😂

last flower
#

💀

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this is a violation yaw

#

sad alpine fan noises

warped prawn
#

About damn time the silly season started.

upbeat mist
restive cedar
#

ferrari poll position 🔥

#

belgium is our race

wicked brook
#

No way I’m missing a good Ferrari race!?

#

Lord 😭

#

Missed the quali

#

I’ll miss the race oh wait it’s Saturday I’ll miss the sprint 🥲

warped prawn
#

No such thing as Good Ferrari race exist. Lol

wicked brook
#

Who knows maybe a red bull dnf will help them win 🤡

#

Thanks to the red bull team for giving us the pole (even tho max was willing to give his soul for that pole as if he isn’t going to win the race tomorrow)

restive cedar
restive cedar
warped prawn
warped prawn
fallow thistle
#

lmao they fucked up

restive cedar
fallow thistle
#

Also, Kart, clearly this just means they'll just put De Vries back on AT when DannyRic gets promoted

warped prawn
#

F3 race just finished behind safety car and they didn't have 2 full laps in green flag condition, so no points awarded.

warped prawn
#

Sprint shootout might be cancelled.

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For now:

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gaunt osprey
#

Sadge

warped prawn
#

This is how it looks right now.

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west sleet
#

oh fuck it’s on now?

warped prawn
#

Yep

#

But it is delayed.

#

Might even get cancelled if the conditions don't improve.

#

Session is still live though.

fallow thistle
#

If shootout is cancelled

#

will sprint also be cancelled

warped prawn
#

No.

#

Rain in the eveing is less. So Sprint is safe.

#

If sprint shootout is cancelled, grid for Sprint might be decided on championship order.

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Oooooh

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It will be yesterday's quali standings and not championship order.

river steeple
#

Wait it rains? On the most dangerous F1 track? Damn might tune in mb even though i only watch sunday

fallow thistle
#

Bullshit that grid penalties dont carry over to sprints

#

What's the deadline for this

warped prawn
#

1 hour 5 minutes from the start time.

#

So 55 minutes left.

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To start the shootout.

fallow thistle
#

Must end by 55 minutes or must start

#

Okay

warped prawn
#

12:35

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^^ Start time.

#

!time

topaz terraceBOT
#
kartoffel13

kartoffel13's location is Germany.
It is currently 12:19 PM there.

fallow thistle
#

If ever you feel useless, just remember that Formula 1 has a Wet tire compound

warped prawn
river steeple
#

Ping me when it starts

#

Lmao a Tractor

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warped prawn
#

@river steeple

river steeple
#

Oh ok

warped prawn
#

Lol

west sleet
#

bruh @river steeple

#

had to mute you

fallow thistle
#

I always join these muted and deafened

warped prawn
#

Same.

west sleet
#

my parents were like “wtf was that” because i was sharing it on the tv

warped prawn
#

😂😂

#

Sprint delayed.

#

Bruh

#

Rip Hulk

fallow thistle
#

Goddammit Nico

warped prawn
#

He missed it by a second probably.

river steeple
#

Wtf what happened to haas

river steeple
fallow thistle
#

Rus wtf

warped prawn
#

Scrapping by. Lol

gaunt osprey
#

Hello

warped prawn
#

Yellow 👀

#

Slicks monkaW

#

Rip

west sleet
#

ah

warped prawn
#

Rip Ric

west sleet
#

taken alonso out too

warped prawn
#

Yep.

#

Quite surprised Alonso didn’t get out early.

west sleet
#

i’m guessing they wanted stroll to see if slicks would work

#

then stroll went hello wall

warped prawn
#

Lol

#

But he didn’t even do 1 lap.

#

It was his first out lap.

fallow thistle
#

Ruined Danny Ric's chances too

warped prawn
#

Paid the price of the gamble I guess.

#

Poor birthday boi

fallow thistle
#

Alonso malding

#

RUS only barely makes it in again lmao

#

He can't keep getting away with this

warped prawn
#

😂

#

Where did he qualify yesterday?

fallow thistle
#

Uhh like 8?

#

Lemme check

warped prawn
#

P8

west sleet
#

“worst birthday ever”

fallow thistle
#

P8 yeah

warped prawn
#

Iconic Alonso gif tayadmire

west sleet
#

Russell consistently doing worse than Lewis 🌝

fallow thistle
#

Rare double Alpine not getting shafted

mystic surge
#

max pole, change my mind

warped prawn
fallow thistle
#

All it took was AM to torpedo themselves, Danny Ric, and Williams

#

Can they name it the Stroll Corner now

warped prawn
#

It will be on Google Maps.

fallow thistle
#

Wait I don't get what the rules said

warped prawn
#

Sprint Shootout has mandatory compounds.

fallow thistle
#

Ohhh right

warped prawn
#

SQ1 and SQ2 - Mediums. SQ3 - Softs.

fallow thistle
#

Right right

#

Bruh if they were required to use mediums, that's actually a huge gamble then

#

The track was drying but they really went all in

#

Cause I don't think even putting on softs was a good idea then

warped prawn
#

Yeah. If anything it should’ve been Softs since they have more grip.

fallow thistle
#

AM wasn't wrong but like

#

No shot was mediums suitable

warped prawn
#

FIA fucked up. Lol

#

Not even surprised anymore.

fallow thistle
#

Wait, did they have to use Mediums?

warped prawn
#

Yeah.

fallow thistle
#

They couldn't put in more Inters?

warped prawn
#

FIA forgot to declare the track as Wet.

#

Inters they can.

fallow thistle
#

Then idk this is still like at least 50% AM's fault

warped prawn
#

But if they wanted to go on slicks, they had to use the mandatory tyres.

#

FIA backtracking lmao

fallow thistle
#

This sounds like an AM L and they're playing blame hot potato

warped prawn
#

Hey

#

Don’t blame me. Smh

fallow thistle
#

I'm mad because I wanted an Albon SQ3

warped prawn
#

👀👀👀

fallow thistle
#

The Alpine gap is so funny

#

10s behind the entire rest of the field

warped prawn
#

Lol

#

Perez 👀

#

That was horrible at the end 💀

fallow thistle
#

Legreg pls

warped prawn
#

Damn

fallow thistle
#

Ferrari 1-2 ayo

warped prawn
#

You talked too much shit about Alpine, Bianca

#

Nvm

fallow thistle
#

Piastri fuck off

warped prawn
#

PIASTRI

#

BRUH

#

FUCK OFF MAY

#

DAMN IT

#

Hate it here.

fallow thistle
#

Anyway so what were you saying about Alpine

warped prawn
#

Uhhhh

fallow thistle
#

Legreg losing 2 tenths is a such a Legreg moment

warped prawn
#

Time for F2 sprint now.

#

Will be more interesting at least.

fallow thistle
#

Welp see you in 4 hours

warped prawn
river steeple
#

based dane

warped prawn
#

Daruvala started the race on pole. He was leading as well.

#

And then his headrest came lose and he had to retire from P1. harold

mystic surge
#

FINALLY

#

ENZO

river steeple
gaunt osprey
river steeple
#

just a fictive one

warped prawn
#

Broadcast for Sprint is already live.

#

Cars are on track.

#

It is supposed to start in 25 minutes I believe.

fallow thistle
#

what

warped prawn
#

Sprint Race.

fallow thistle
#

I thought it was supposed to be 4h30m after

#

fuck

warped prawn
#

Yeah it is.

#

It hasn't started yet.

echo mesa
#

Im convinced Christian Horner only does media and someone else is in charge

fallow thistle
#

Helmut

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#

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west sleet
#

jeez

#

heavy rain

warped prawn
#

And no rain on the grid. Lol

#

Start could be delayed even more. wait

gaunt osprey
#

started?

warped prawn
#

Broadcast for Sprint just starting now.

#

It's supposed to start in 5 minutes. But could be delayed.

gaunt osprey
#

okayy tyy

warped prawn
#

Race start delayed.

#

That‘s really heavy rain

#

17:12 Formation Lap time.

#

Nvm

#

Delayed again.

west sleet
#

burst drain or something

warped prawn
#

Yeah

#

Lmao

restive cedar
#

we had one chance 😭

warped prawn
#

It was very random.

#

Just came out randomly and he had to retire because it‘s not safe.

restive cedar
restive cedar
warped prawn
#

Good thing it wasn’t his first time leading or anything.

restive cedar
#

niceee

warped prawn
#

17:35

west sleet
#

i came in from the pool for this wait

warped prawn
#

Lol

#

Take the tv to pool.

west sleet
#

if i could i would

#

is belgium the rainiest country on the f1 schedule

#

always seems to be raining

warped prawn
#

Yep

#

And the area where Spa is one of the most rainiest.

#

Middle of the forest and all.

#

That table monkaW

west sleet
#

good view of the circuit

#

just moderately terrifying

warped prawn
#

Only moderately?

#

Probably couple of thousand euros per person as well.

west sleet
#

oh definitely

#

you can do that dinner in the sky thing next to wembley stadium in london too

warped prawn
#

I'd be too terrified to enjoy the food. Lol

west sleet
#

i see people bring their phones up and i’d be too scared i’d drop it lol

warped prawn
#

Yep

#

Alright let's gooooo

#

Hopefully SC fucks off quickly.

west sleet
#

so much spray

warped prawn
#

Don't think that'll be the case looking at that spray PepeHands

#

Rip

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Another one

#

Ripperoni

#

I don't understand FIA. They let F2 and F3 race in worse conditions than this and it's behind SC for F1.

#

Hamilton 5,2 Awkward

echo mesa
#

woop woop

#

Oscar

#

my man has car in his name, he was meant to dethrone Max

warped prawn
#

Really bad birthday present

west sleet
#

birthday blues

fallow thistle
#

He still has the GP

#

ALO VER HAM 2023

warped prawn
#

On the race Fernando said that he'll be on all the podiums this season was the last time he was on a podium if I remember correctly. awkwardkid

fallow thistle
#

Aston Martin moment

#

Impeding at a Sprint?

#

I thought that was a Quali thing

warped prawn
#

Impeding is whole weekend thing.

#

Even for free practice.

#

Rip Logan

fallow thistle
#

it's so funny how this new race leader graphic I believe was introduced this year

#

But literally we all forget it exists because it doesn't fucking happen

warped prawn
#

😂

fallow thistle
#

RIP Logan

warped prawn
#

Mexican minister of defense.

fallow thistle
#

lewis will get that 1 point if its the last thing he'll do

#

GO CARLOSSSS

warped prawn
#

Noice

fallow thistle
#

PER HAM incident

#

Racing incident fr fr

warped prawn
#

WHat is Perez doing lmao

fallow thistle
#

Perez really got sandwiched there

#

Call Mexico

#

They need to check their borders

warped prawn
#

Lol

fallow thistle
#

HE'S GONE

warped prawn
#

F

fallow thistle
#

DANNY RIC IN THE POINTS, KART

#

DANNY IN THE POINTS

west sleet
#

actual disaster

fallow thistle
#

Racing Incident

mystic surge
#

daniel ritardo p7

fallow thistle
#

if Gasly doesnt get a podium today, they're renaming to Andretti next season

#

RETIRING PEREZ

#

CHECO IN SHAMBLES

warped prawn
#

5s penalty for Hamilton Awkward

fallow thistle
#

Bruhhhh

#

Racing Incident fr fr

west sleet
#

ah ffs

fallow thistle
#

Ham+5 puts him P7

warped prawn
#

RBR could've cried for it

mystic surge
#

2 more laps

warped prawn
#

DANNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fallow thistle
#

NOOOOOOOOO

warped prawn
#

Damn it Russell

mystic surge
#

WHEEEEEEY

fallow thistle
#

Yeah RUS has good pace

#

Can RUS beat Lando at the final

warped prawn
#

I think Norris will hold.

fallow thistle
#

if there was 1 more lap, RUS would've overtaken

warped prawn
#

RIC P10 rip

mystic surge
#

the tires 😭

fallow thistle
#

Can I cook an egg on a tire

warped prawn
#

Good going away gift for Otmar, Alan and Pat.

warped prawn
fallow thistle
#

based

mystic surge
#

jason looking fine today

lyric vortex
#

OSCARRRRR

#

YAYYYY

#

SO HAPPY

#

sergio’s driving is so embarrassing

fallow thistle
#

He contractually cannot be demoted to AT

lyric vortex
#

i know lol

#

needs to get sacked instead

mystic surge
#

but who will replace him?

fallow thistle
#

Danny Ric baybee

lyric vortex
#

OSCAR!!!

warped prawn
mystic surge
warped prawn
#

Even if Red Bull agrees, Max will say no.

mystic surge
#

only realistic replacement is lando, but they don't have money for him

warped prawn
#

I see Sainz as another possible candidate.

lyric vortex
fallow thistle
#

RB can sign anyone they want

#

Money is not an issue smh

warped prawn
#

What do you mean no lmao?

fallow thistle
#

It's just if anyone wants to play second fiddle

lyric vortex
#

Carlos does not want to leave ferrari he’s said that repeatedly

warped prawn
#

But what if Ferrari doesn't want to continue with him? Lol

mystic surge
lyric vortex
#

Santander bank moment

#

They would lose a big sponsor

#

Pierre p3 is so funny icl

warped prawn
#

I know it's a big clowning moment but Estelle Garcia are leaving Ferrari at the end of the year. And they joined when Sainz joined Ferrari. So you never know.

covert robin
#

wtf happened to perez oml

lyric vortex
#

Maybe. I see Oscar going to red bull more than Carlos going there

warped prawn
#

And Sainz hasn't been really hapoy with some of the shit decsisions taken by Ferrari. Which I agree completely.

mystic surge
covert robin
warped prawn
#

Red Bull is not going to take a rookie.

covert robin
warped prawn
#

They have enough in their academy.

mystic surge
#

he killed checo

mystic surge
lyric vortex
#

he won’t be a rookie next year tho

covert robin
#

how big was the damage?i heard em say whole in the sidepod right

mystic surge
lyric vortex
#

i sincerely doubt red bull will want to resign carlos after he left red bull family

warped prawn
#

1 year in F1 is still rookie for Red Bull. Lol

#

They are not a backmarker team anymore.

lyric vortex
#

carlos in audi is pretty likely in a few years tho

warped prawn
#

They can't take this risks

fallow thistle
#

Adn yuki still aint done cooking

mystic surge
#

i'm more concerned about sauber and haas

#

who will be #2

warped prawn
#

Vettel 😌

mystic surge
#

i wish

#

realistically nothing will change

#

they don't have drivers

#

unless zhou goes to haas and theo to sauber

lyric vortex
#

my heart 😭😭

warped prawn
#

Mick is not doing anything.

mystic surge
#

logan is continuing

lyric vortex
#

unless mick competes and does something really big in another series i can’t see him back in f1

warped prawn
#

I felt bad when Ilott didn't get a seat. PepeHands

mystic surge
#

i seriously think that the grid won't change for next season

#

unless they replace daniel with liam

warped prawn
fallow thistle
#

They'll bring back 🐐ifi

warped prawn
lyric vortex
#

if sergio keeps being this crappy i have a feeling they will terminate his contract early, promote either yuki or daniel, and then bring in liam for AT

warped prawn
#

Red Bull academy after 2016 ish: One of the worst places to be.

mystic surge
#

hot take

#

a lot of rookies will come in 2025

gaunt osprey
#

i missed the sprint

mystic surge
gaunt osprey
#

really?

mystic surge
#

yes

#

just bit of racing

#

not much, as always

gaunt osprey
#

hmm im not sad anymore

wicked brook
#

Missed the sprint, missing everything and everyone

#

😭

#

Literally sobbing

gaunt osprey
mystic surge
#

literally it tool TWO HOURS because of FIA

#

4 formation laps, 11 racing

#

but 9/11 happened

gaunt osprey
fallow thistle
#

Alonso safety car

gaunt osprey
#

ohh

mystic surge
river steeple
restive cedar
#

following the footsteps of nick debris

last flower
#

PIERRE <3

wicked brook
mystic surge
#

vesti and martins crashed at pit start

#

vesti dnf, martins ok

warped prawn
#

They wanted to copy Mini. Lol

warped prawn
#

Lot of shoeys. Lol

river steeple
#

Hows the weather

warped prawn
#

Dry, cloudy.

west sleet
#

so will probably start on time?

warped prawn
#

Yes.