Formula One

[kind hinge]

TELL EM

[fallow thistle]

You get three and the third is the penalty

[warped prawn]

Sorry but learn to drive better. Lol

[kind hinge]

take a shot everytime theres a black and white flag

[warped prawn]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

Yasss Hamilton

The Snitching Game is so funny

[warped prawn]

McLaren is doing extra snitching for the season.

[fallow thistle]

NOR passed the mald to HAM fr fr

GO LEGREG GO

[warped prawn]

Lando's unsportsmanmship like penalty from Canada was appealed and rejected. And Zak said we'll be keeping an eye on everyone who does something similar. Lol

[fallow thistle]

FLOOR IT

YEAHHHHHG BAYBEEE

[warped prawn]

Noice

[fallow thistle]

Rare VER not leading

[warped prawn]

At least one record is safe now.

[fallow thistle]

When was the last time max has not led lmao

[warped prawn]

Before 3 races.

Last 3 races he has led every single lap.

249 laps 💀

[fallow thistle]

Welp that was fun while it lasted

So like what

[young glacier]

oh lord

[fallow thistle]

Lap 39 I reckon?

[warped prawn]

Lap 39 what?

[young glacier]

when max gets leclerc?

[fallow thistle]

Nvm more like Lap 35

Yes, when Max leads again

[young glacier]

💀

[warped prawn]

I think it will be before

[young glacier]

I think 35 is a good estimate tbf

[warped prawn]

Noice pass

[young glacier]

LANDOOO

[warped prawn]

Sainz penalty incoming

Lmao

[fallow thistle]

Albon getting a point is hyperbased

[kind hinge]

im confused did lewis serve his penalty

[warped prawn]

I don't think so.

[fallow thistle]

Next pit

[warped prawn]

5 sec Sainz

[kind hinge]

damn

NOOO CARLOS

[fallow thistle]

He was penalized after the VSC so can't serve it

Until the next pit

In like 15 laps or something

[kind hinge]

[fallow thistle]

TSU did not serve penalty rip

[west sleet]

ah yuki

probably another penalty for him

[fallow thistle]

Max is too fucking good

[warped prawn]

10 sec now Lol

[fallow thistle]

Yuki gonna serve the penalty wrong again just you watch

He's gonna be Ocon-ed

AWS says overtake at Lap 34, I was one off

[river gate]

What is this Ferrari miracle??

[fallow thistle]

It actually could have been better

[warped prawn]

😂😂

[fallow thistle]

Bless you, Haas social media guy

[warped prawn]

Albon penalty incoming

[west sleet]

what if everyone just gets a 5 second time penalty

levels it out

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[west sleet]

we seem to be going that way

[warped prawn]

But we're just about halfway.

Lot of people will get 10 sec as well

Very soon

So then it's who doesn't get 10 sec

[kind hinge]

i am starting to believe max is a robot

[warped prawn]

Rip Legreg

[echo mesa]

Wadde do you dink about dree stops

🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹

[kind hinge]

"no..."

[wicked brook]

Can someone please give me an update on ferrari, I was dragged out to make BBQs

[kind hinge]

at least they asked him and didn't force it on him

typical ferrari moment

[warped prawn]

Legreg about to be passed

[fallow thistle]

Ferrari fucked up and lost like 2s for Leclerc and 10s for Sainz

[wicked brook]

Dude

[warped prawn]

And Max leads

[fallow thistle]

Sainz is going over track limits anyway so fuck em

[warped prawn]

Sainz P3

With 5 sec penalty

[wicked brook]

I-

Ok

Wow

[young glacier]

its a sad world we live in

[wicked brook]

Thanks

[fallow thistle]

Albon penalty

[warped prawn]

Albon penalty

F

[fallow thistle]

Fuck

[bronze sandal]

For what

[warped prawn]

Track limits

[bronze sandal]

I can't watch right now my internet is shit

Okay thanks

[warped prawn]

Leclerc's 10-lap stint at the front was the longest Ferrari has led since last year's Italian Grand Prix

💀

[fallow thistle]

There's like 8 penalties on the grid rn waiting to be served lmao

[bronze sandal]

Oh no

[warped prawn]

More incoming

Stroll next

[west sleet]

Norris had a lap time deleted

[kind hinge]

👎

[warped prawn]

[west sleet]

Albon unhappy

[river gate]

Order has been restored Ferrari back to p2

[warped prawn]

I hope the penalties are served in the race and they don't manage to finish the race on 1 stop.

[west sleet]

bruh lewis 😂😂😭😭

getting Toto on the radio

[warped prawn]

5 sec for De Vries

https://tenor.com/view/ref-with-yellow-cards-fifa18-leonardo-di-caprio-throw-money-take-my-money-gif-12023801

FIA with penalties today

[kind hinge]

you get a penalty you get a penalty EVERYBODY gets a penalty!!!🥳🥳

[acoustic quartz]

who hasnt get a penalty yet

[warped prawn]

Max, Lec

Rus I think

Perez

Norris

[warped prawn]

Norris' might get changed soon

[acoustic quartz]

yeah I think hes gonna get one

[warped prawn]

There you go lol

Gasly 5 sec penalty now

The rear right mechanic had his wheel gun extremely close to Hamilton's car as he was serving penalty

[kind hinge]

we can still turn this around as long as we don't get anymore penalties

[kind hinge]

extremely close but not touching

[warped prawn]

To be honest, it looked lke it touched.

We'll know soon if it touched or not.

[kind hinge]

i wasn't paying much attention

we shall see

[west sleet]

rain could spice this up even more

[warped prawn]

Max has a free pit stop already

[fallow thistle]

At least it's looking like a Ferrari double podium maybe

Norris just has to torpedo into Perez

[warped prawn]

LMFAO

[fallow thistle]

B r u h

[kind hinge]

they aren't wrong 😂😂

[warped prawn]

Lmao Toto

[bronze sandal]

Honestly it will finish like this

No need to watch

Bye everyone

[warped prawn]

Perez might pass

[kind hinge]

can't hear shit

[warped prawn]

Tsunoda under investigation for 7 track limit violations 💀

10 sec

[young glacier]

perez got the fastest lap on hards while Max just put his fastest lap on mediums????

dayumm

[kind hinge]

man is a track limit criminal 💀😭

[warped prawn]

Lewis is trying to be a steward and continuously asking why stewards are not giving out penalties to others that are ahead of him. Toto said: Lewis we know car isn't great to drive but please focus on driving.

Basically told him to stop bitching. Lol

[young glacier]

"we know the car is bad, but please drive it"

[kind hinge]

yikes

[young glacier]

top tier toto

[west sleet]

i think the Mercedes has a big change scheduled to the car for silverstone ?

[warped prawn]

Yes

[west sleet]

well that could be interesting

[wicked brook]

LMAOOOOO

[warped prawn]

Aero package I think.

[kind hinge]

through goes hamilton (the sequel)

[warped prawn]

Not today

[west sleet]

at silverstone is where it happened last year

[fallow thistle]

ALBON IS 15 LAPS AWAY FROM 1 POINT LETS GOOO

[west sleet]

lewis is too angry rn to be any use as a driver lmfao

[kind hinge]

george has been quiet

[wicked brook]

STAY BEHIND YOU PEREZ

God I hate perez

[warped prawn]

F

[fallow thistle]

Perez fuck off

GO CARLOS GO

FUCK

YES

LETS GOOOO

[warped prawn]

Good racing

[wicked brook]

FUCK PEREZ

Nvm

[fallow thistle]

FUUUUCK

[wicked brook]

Carlos

🥰

[fallow thistle]

YESSSS

[wicked brook]

NOOOO

[fallow thistle]

GO SAINZ GO

[wicked brook]

Ok yes

SAINZZZZZZ AAAAA 🥰🥰🥰

[fallow thistle]

If Lando can catch up, this will be stonking

[wicked brook]

NOOO

Ok

[kind hinge]

pls pass alonso

[warped prawn]

Rip

[fallow thistle]

FUCK

Come on Sainz

You can get it

Just stay in DRS

I believe

Fuck

5s Penalty for Intimidation would be funny

[warped prawn]

Lol

Rip Albon

Bye bye 1 point

[fallow thistle]

This sucks

Can P1-P14 get points instead

The point system sucks ass

[warped prawn]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

Why do only half the teams get points it makes no sense

[warped prawn]

Logan 5s Penalty

[wicked brook]

Screw you PEREZ

Praying for his downfall

Literally praying

[warped prawn]

I mean it's not half the teams. It's half the grid.

[fallow thistle]

P1-P14 hell P16 should get points. That's my F1 Dream

[warped prawn]

Nah too easy

[fallow thistle]

Yuki can't keep getting P11 and have just as many points as Sargeant

[wicked brook]

Battle for 16th 🥰

[fallow thistle]

It's disgusting

[warped prawn]

Well, he is not getting P11 today.

So...

[wicked brook]

I agree I agree

[warped prawn]

[fallow thistle]

Kart pls

[wicked brook]

Perez got a penalty or not??

[warped prawn]

Nope

[wicked brook]

God

[warped prawn]

Magnussen 5s

[wicked brook]

It's me

[kind hinge]

well yuki cant drive

so

[fallow thistle]

Yuki has been always just outside the points this season

[wicked brook]

Alex instead of yuki seems genuine frustration

[fallow thistle]

It sucks that he barely has any points when DeBries and Sargeant consistently suck ass and there's barely any gap if you just look at points

[kind hinge]

NOO NORRIS

[warped prawn]

Haas admin killing it today 😂

[wicked brook]

😭😭😭😭

[fallow thistle]

Give the man a raise for this

[wicked brook]

Frfr

[fallow thistle]

Max what the fuck

[warped prawn]

God

[fallow thistle]

Bro

[warped prawn]

For once, make a fuck up in RBR pit stop

[wicked brook]

God please give perez penaltys

[fallow thistle]

We get it you're good don't do this to Perez

[warped prawn]

God damn it

[wicked brook]

Do it

[warped prawn]

PER Black and white flag

[fallow thistle]

BLACK AND WHITE PEREZ

[warped prawn]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

LETS GO???

[warped prawn]

Verstappen still hasn't had a black and white flag, right?

[kind hinge]

COME ON CHARLES

[wicked brook]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAAAA

[warped prawn]

Not a penalty though

[west sleet]

no penalty lol

[warped prawn]

For now

[west sleet]

yet anyway

[wicked brook]

I-

[kind hinge]

last lap

[warped prawn]

You get penalty after the black and white flag.

[kind hinge]

no penalty for sure

[wicked brook]

With just one lap left

[fallow thistle]

Rare Legreg Podium

It's been a while

[wicked brook]

Frfr

I wanted Sainz too

[warped prawn]

Flares 💀

[wicked brook]

🕳️🧑🏻‍🦯

[fallow thistle]

Good points haul for Ferrari

[wicked brook]

Yes yes

[west sleet]

christian horner just manages to be so unlikeable

[river gate]

Ayyy america 13th today nice

[west sleet]

i hear his voice and i’m like ick

[warped prawn]

Lol

[wicked brook]

😭

[west sleet]

“classy Max, very classy”

[wicked brook]

Max winning Austria Omg omg omg

So new

L

[fallow thistle]

P1-P16 should get points that's my take

[wicked brook]

HATE YOU PEREZ

I'll pray for your downfall

I'll pray till I die

[west sleet]

bruh what did perez do to you

[kind hinge]

L take

[fallow thistle]

It's a good take

[wicked brook]

Death to Sainz's podium

[fallow thistle]

Tell me I'm wrong

[wicked brook]

I'll die waiting for sainz's podium too

[fallow thistle]

Yuki and Albon keep placing just outside the points and they barely have anything to show for it

[west sleet]

you’re wrong

it would make it so boring

it’d be like participation points

[fallow thistle]

??? We literally had a graphic for Battle for 16th today

Who gives a shit for P16

Literally who gives a shit for P12 and below

[wicked brook]

good one Lando

[fallow thistle]

Might as well delete them from the race

[west sleet]

well yeah that’s why you need to get up to points lol

[fallow thistle]

Honestly, I don't understand why a team goes the last third of a race if they can't get a point. Might as well just retire after the last pit stop

[warped prawn]

One change they should make is: Give the fastest lap opportunity to everyone. Not only to people who are in top 10.

[west sleet]

yeah that i agree with

[warped prawn]

For some teams, it would matter a lot. Could make it interesting.

[west sleet]

first time i’ve worn my mercedes shirt during a race and lewis didn’t get a podium

🕯️

[fallow thistle]

Having the number of points giving slots be so scarce is basically RNG for the bottom 3 especially when there's like 4 competitive teams now

[kind hinge]

you race for points, they're not just gonna hand them to you

[fallow thistle]

When there's like a virtual tie for 7th to 10th in Constructors, it just feels like a shit system for measuring performance

Points are supposed to arrange who do good. If Alfa Romeo consistently gets P19/P20 and Williams gets P12/P13 consistently, that is never reflected on the scoreboard

So like at that point why try

[wicked brook]

Charles legreg 🥰

Lando: driver of the day 🥰

[fallow thistle]

Someday, someone will Moneyball or Houston Rockets F1

[warped prawn]

It will have to be you.

Lol

[fallow thistle]

And realize a dominant effective strategy or some shit is retiring if you're not in the points after the last pit

Like look at that

[warped prawn]

Bianca.

Become a billionaire and you can make that change.

Simple

[fallow thistle]

AR has quadruple the points over AlphaTauri when AT has overall been better than AR this season

It's absurd

Points for P1-P14 or P16 or something

[west sleet]

they might change it to points to P12 or something when the extra teams eventually join

[warped prawn]

I don't think so.

There were 11 teams in the past and yet the points were only till P10.

[fallow thistle]

When they add Team 11 or 12, I'll love seeing the 4-way tie at last place in Constructors

[west sleet]

just would make sense to up it a little for that

but i’m guessing they like sticking to tradition

[warped prawn]

And honestly they shouldn't.

You need to fight for the points.

[fallow thistle]

Hard disagree

You fight for placement

[warped prawn]

Making it easy and be it till 16 is not the way.

[fallow thistle]

Not points. Points just serve towards placement.

You fight being better than other constructors

[west sleet]

there’ll be 12 teams won’t there though

[warped prawn]

Nobody knows.

[west sleet]

audi and ford?

[warped prawn]

Audi won't be a new team.

They will take over Alfa Romeo.

[fallow thistle]

Audi is just Alfa Romeo

[west sleet]

so 11 teams then

[fallow thistle]

Ford-Andretti

Didn't a new one pop up though

[warped prawn]

MP Motorsport

[fallow thistle]

Like HiTech or someshit

[west sleet]

but i see they’ve launched the application process

recently

[warped prawn]

They want to join but yeah.

Depends on FIA approving them.

[wicked brook]

Daa dadada dadaada daaa daaa

⚰️

[west sleet]

can’t wait for the next billionaire’s team to join

[warped prawn]

They said no to Andretti once already so thy can do it again.

[wicked brook]

Bianca 🙏🏻

[west sleet]

taylor is about to become a billionaire

maybe she’ll have a change of career pace

[fallow thistle]

But yeah I think "fighting for points" when that shit is P10 and there's 20 racers on grid like bruh just eliminate a backmarker every 8 laps

[warped prawn]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

Basically the same thing

12 racers and 8 bottom feeders

[west sleet]

silverstone should be fun next week

[warped prawn]

Hopefully

[fallow thistle]

Mercedes double podium next week fr fr

[west sleet]

was dramatic last year

[warped prawn]

Didn't it rain last year?

[fallow thistle]

I don't think it did

It was just the Zhou red flag no?

[kind hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/through-goes-hamilton-text-pundit-croft-david-croft-gif-26330849

[fallow thistle]

And a bunch of retirements

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Just checked. No rain

That dangerous crash on opening lap

[west sleet]

bruh did you see the guy in the jetpack going crashing to the ground

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[kind hinge]

i was gonna ask about that

[west sleet]

looked like he could have broken his leg

[kind hinge]

why did a man just suddenly fall from the sky onto the track lol

[warped prawn]

There were 3 of them.

[fallow thistle]

He's trying to Truman Show Lewis

[warped prawn]

This was voted as Hamilton's one of the best overtake of his career or somehing.

And honestly it feels a little insulting to Hamilton's career. Lol

[west sleet]

i think the commentary made that overtake exciting

[kind hinge]

he literally got passed at the next turn lmao

[west sleet]

and then the crowd as well

[warped prawn]

Yeah

It just looked like normal driving to me. Lol

[west sleet]

well it was a double overtake

[fallow thistle]

I will die on the hill that points should go down to like P14

[west sleet]

no one was even looking at him when he did it because those other two were battling

[warped prawn]

True

Just felt weird to call it best of his career or something lol

[west sleet]

i think it won some award for most exciting moment last year

or something like that

[warped prawn]

That's probably what I'm thinking about

[fallow thistle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/14onirp/press_f_for_jetpack_guy/

The hard cut to Piastri sipping on his drink is comedy gold

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Someone on Twitter said cutting it to Piastri after that felt like a shot from The Office. 😂

[fallow thistle]

This week on "The Garage"

[warped prawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/lukesmithf1/status/1675534800302505984?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Playing the „Surprise motherfucker“ game here

[warped prawn]

FIA update: "During the Grand Prix, Race Control was tasked with reviewing well over 1,200 instances where a car was reported as potentially leaving the track. The results will be updated once the review of those which were not able to be reviewed during the race is complete."

This is not over yet.

[warped prawn]

Penalties incoming

https://vxtwitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1675588103417876480?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Biggest moves there means Sainz down to P6, Norris up to P4 and Alonso P5.

Hamilton down to P8 behind Russell, Gasly down to P10 behind Stroll

[tawny spruce]

holy hell

https://tenor.com/view/stroll-lawence-stroll-stroll-gon-kill-ya-gif-17793586819780011454

[warped prawn]

Final race classification:

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Perez
4. Norris
5. Alonso
6. Sainz
7. Russell
8. Hamilton
9. Stroll
10. Gasly
11. Albon
12. Zhou
13. Sargeant
14. Ocon
15. Bottas
16. Piastri
17. De Vries
18. Magnussen
19. Tsunoda

[tawny spruce]

How does one manage to rack up 30 seconds worth of penalties without anyone noticing?

[warped prawn]

It‘s like they didn’t look at Ocon‘s track limits for the entire race. 😂😂😂

[west sleet]

i’m surprised lando didn’t get a penalty

[green ocean]

jeez, that's not a good look for F1

[tawny spruce]

https://vxtwitter.com/Aldas001/status/1675602109553623043

[lyric vortex]

i got surgery

had to watch f1 😂😂

view from my hospital bed 😭

[thin ingot]

this is a power move

[warped prawn]

I would‘ve laughed so hard if Aston‘s appeal had ended up getting them penalised as well. 😂

[warped prawn]

Power move

Yet another weekend where FIA proved to be incompetent.

[west sleet]

the nervous energy radiating off Lando lmfao

[restive cedar]

charles p2 💪

take tht yall

[tawny spruce]

https://vxtwitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1675882423555608577?s=20

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

[warped prawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1675908757757341721?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Fuck you Elon

The special McLaren livery for this weekend at Silverstone is a chrome throwback

[tawny spruce]

WHAT

EWWWWWWW

BURN IT

[warped prawn]

Lol

It does look weird with papaya.

[west sleet]

nothing can make that car not ugly

f1 kahoot 😂😂

[warped prawn]

There needs to be 1. Lol

[west sleet]

new favourite series

[warped prawn]

INCHIDENT

[warped prawn]

That feels soo old at this point. 😂

[west sleet]

has to be up there with one of the funniest radios to me

Kimi has a lot of really funny radio moments too

[warped prawn]

STEERING WHEEL

HEY HEY

Seb too.

[kind hinge]

that livery is better than their actual one

[warped prawn]

Nah.

Chrome isn’t matching with the papaya orange.

[west sleet]

“no no kimi you will not have the drink”

[warped prawn]

Leave me alone. I know what I‘m doing. 😂

Good ol‘ Lotus days.

[west sleet]

“can you hear me?”
“no, negative”
“yet you answer still”

[fallow thistle]

No, Kart, that is so not right.

[warped prawn]

Toto, it‘s called racing.

That sentence by Masi is one of the biggest burns ever. 😂

[fallow thistle]

We went racing.

[restive cedar]

omg amazing

[warped prawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/fastestpitstop/status/1675941229207404547?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Murica

[wicked brook]

Based

[fallow thistle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIalODCtKw

[river steeple]

I swear if these freaks attempts at Silverstone again...

[wicked brook]

24 races 🥰

[warped prawn]

They already are planning to. Lol

They have threatened to get on the tracks during the race weekend.

[kind hinge]

so they basically just wanna get ran over

[tawny spruce]

yes

[tawny spruce]

https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1676531122069463042?s=20

McLaren (@McLarenF1)

Sparks Fly (T̶a̶y̶l̶o̶r̶'̶s̶ ̶V̶e̶r̶s̶i̶o̶n̶)❌ (@F1's Version) ✅

#F1

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Twitter · Jul 5, 2023, 9:59 AM

[simple bone]

hope all went well

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/f1/status/1676878758974726144?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Formula 1 (@F1)

FIRST LOOK: Introducing APXGP, starring in an Apple Original Film

#F1

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Twitter · Jul 6, 2023, 9:00 AM

Brad Pitt‘s garage is right next to Ferrari.

[fallow thistle]

But no team 11

[west sleet]

it looks like a duracell battery

[lyric vortex]

ty 🙏🙏

[green ocean]

It really does lol

[kind hinge]

looks more aggressive than half the grid lol

[restive cedar]

frr

[restive cedar]

LMFAOO

[simple bone]

[west sleet]

lando getting roasted by roscoe

[surreal mulch]

Aww

Bruh i have a feeling brad is gonna do better than ferrari istg

they better continue the not so shit but still shit performance

[tawny spruce]

https://twitter.com/swifferstruggle/status/1677196944144211971

swiftie struggle tweets (@swifferstruggle)

https://t.co/1KJBWtsPLE

Twitter · Jul 7, 2023, 6:04 AM

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[warped prawn]

Clownotto is in the paddock this weekend.

[gaunt osprey]

I can see my castles crumbling down

[tawny spruce]

who let logan cook?

[wicked brook]

WILLIAMS GOAT

[restive cedar]

bono 💪

[wicked brook]

Lord

Williams

Alex

Wow

So proud

[fallow thistle]

FUCK IT YALL WILLIAMS PODIUM SILVERSTONE 2023 LETS GOOOO

[wicked brook]

YAYAYAYYAYA

[restive cedar]

WHAT

OMG

my dad almost had a heart attack 😭

[bronze sandal]

I missed the Q

[restive cedar]

its FP3

qualifying is gonna start

[fallow thistle]

I know, I just can't believe Albon was second by FP3

[wicked brook]

Lord

Help ferrari

Logie taking shortcut

😭😭😭

[restive cedar]

same

williams finished above red bull in FP3 wow

thts smth

[wicked brook]

And struggling rn

ALEXXXXXXXX

FUVK

[west sleet]

bruh

perez

[wicked brook]

WILLIAMS 1-2

[west sleet]

😂😂😂😂

can’t catch a break can he

[wicked brook]

😭🤡

[wicked brook]

Ok now I understand this

Rip perez

[tawny spruce]

perez lmao

[wicked brook]

WHAT A QUALI

WHAT A QUALI

OMG

McLaren

🥹

[wicked brook]

What a quali for them

2-3

[simple bone]

https://tenor.com/view/f1zandvoort-max-verstappen-gif-22995691

[midnight ridge]

FUCK YEAH MCLAREN

[wicked brook]

Onli sobbing

So happy for them

[covert robin]

GUYS NORRIS

[covert robin]

literally

SO HAPPY

[kind hinge]

"its always max he always ruins everything for everyone" -lando norris

[tame nexus]

got to love those mclaren upgrades 🙏

[tawny spruce]

meanwhile AM going backwards

[mystic surge]

meanwhile sauber being worst on the grid having 2 decent drivers

[gaunt osprey]

Meanwhile max says lando is his best friend

[restive cedar]

finally they did smth good

hope they dont bottle the race

[restive cedar]

alfa romeo*

[wicked brook]

They probably will, that’s why I’m happy with quali. I have that much faith in Ferrari, they will get through.

[mystic surge]

it's literally ending this year

[river steeple]

Oh damn British GP and the most important Tour De France stage happening at the same time today. Here's to multi screen along with somo Djokovic tennis

[fallow thistle]

VER NOR ALB fr fr

[warped prawn]

I just watched Qualifying and damn man.

Perez is really not having a good time.

McLarens

[mystic surge]

f2 were really crazy

[warped prawn]

Good race

[restive cedar]

oh damn

[river steeple]

Did Vesti win again?

[warped prawn]

Vesti DNF

Martins had his first F2 win.

[mystic surge]

bcs of hauger

WHO WAS OK FROM ALL OF 3 FROM THERE

[warped prawn]

Sometimes it be like that

[west sleet]

reading all the comments Marko’s made about De Vries

[mystic surge]

i think that they wont replace nyck in mid season

[warped prawn]

And Perez

To be honest, they don't have anyone to replace De Vries with mid season.

Putting another rookie is not the answer.

Ricciardo wouldn't want to. (Inner feeling)

[mystic surge]

he wants

but only under one condition

if AT, a place in RB must be made for him

[warped prawn]

Yeah, that is a deal RBR will not make.

[mystic surge]

well could make

but after 24 season

but because AT is shitty it wont happen

[warped prawn]

Doesn't look like it will rain today.

[mystic surge]

oh no

anyways

time for a poll

will ferrari fuck up?

[warped prawn]

There's no poll.

The answer is always yes.

It's just a question of when.

[mystic surge]

XAVI

[warped prawn]

Damian Lewis doing the national anthem today.

[fallow thistle]

VER LEC NOR is my bet

But my dream is LEC RUS ALB

[warped prawn]

Norris on the podium?

[fallow thistle]

I think he can eke one out

I think he can cook

We just have to let him

[warped prawn]

They were lacking in race pace I don't know.

I don't mind if he goes on to win. I would prefer that.

[fallow thistle]

I think Checo won't finish above P7 for some reason

I see it in the tea leaves

A Merc will be P4

I don't know which one but it'll be one of them

[warped prawn]

The rain has just started. 😂

[ionic spruce]

kartoffel13 (@warped prawn) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

f1: british grand prix - race @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@limpid jetty@tawny spruce@west sleet@echo knot@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@gleaming flax@lyric vortex@young glacier@rich dock@bronze sandal@sturdy pumice@wicked brook

[lyric vortex]

Ok guys

race predictions for today?

1. max
2. charles
3. sergio

bc i’m delusional

[warped prawn]

1. Ver

No idea about anything else.

[west sleet]

absolutely butchered it

[warped prawn]

Yep

[west sleet]

was a painful watch

[warped prawn]

I had high hopes.

[west sleet]

i didn’t

and he still managed to go lower than my expectations

[warped prawn]

😂

[west sleet]

i think i should have a very up to date feed this week for once

they’re showing it free on TV because it’s silverstone

[warped prawn]

Yeah, yours will be the best.

TV broadcast is always the best option.

Then any streaming.

[west sleet]

channel 4 is showing their own coverage too

[warped prawn]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Oh damn

[west sleet]

aw that’s nice for lando

[warped prawn]

F for Lewis

[west sleet]

it’s nice seeing max actually a bit under pressure

[lyric vortex]

Holy fuck never mind

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Piastri is actually keeping it close for now

[lyric vortex]

oh my good

this is isnane

oscar is amazing

[midnight ridge]

HOLY SHIT

[wicked brook]

LANDOOOOOOOO

LANDO LANDO LANDO

[midnight ridge]

Lando on top rn

Fuckl

Fuck

FUck

[west sleet]

once DRS comes in though

[warped prawn]

Verstappen hasn't won Silverstone yet. Maybe it stays that way

[lyric vortex]

yuki masterclass omg

[west sleet]

lewis needs to claw his way back

[warped prawn]

Norris 1s clear

[west sleet]

it’s really weird seeing someone who isn’t max leading

[west sleet]

not quite now

[wicked brook]

It's good it's a blessing

[warped prawn]

Yeah it reduced now

[kind hinge]

what a fucking start

[wicked brook]

It's nice to my eyes

[warped prawn]

It was good while it lasted

[river steeple]

LANDO NATION RISE

[midnight ridge]

YES

[kind hinge]

what the hell did they put inside of that mclaren

[warped prawn]

Good Mercedes engine

[kind hinge]

😡

[warped prawn]

I had to

[midnight ridge]

[kind hinge]

max is getting closer

[lyric vortex]

duh

[warped prawn]

F

[west sleet]

lewis and alonso battle soon

[warped prawn]

[lyric vortex]

YAYYY

they’re booing

bruh

[west sleet]

well yeah 😂

max took the lead from a british driver

[warped prawn]

Yep

[fallow thistle]

McLaren cooking

[west sleet]

makes british crowd very unhappy

[midnight ridge]

Ugh

[midnight ridge]

Got this one just now lol. My IPTV is late lol

[west sleet]

here goes lewis and fernando

[fallow thistle]

Where's the Williams pace I was promised :pepehands:

[warped prawn]

Who promised you?

[fallow thistle]

FP3

[west sleet]

probably gonna rain

[fallow thistle]

FP3 promised me

[warped prawn]

Well, there you have it.

[lyric vortex]

oh my goodness

[warped prawn]

You believed in wrong session.

[river steeple]

McLaren cooking

[lyric vortex]

wtf is happening

mclaren cooking they’re still in drs

insane

[warped prawn]

Staying in DRS but the tyres will suffer a lot in dirty air.

[lyric vortex]

i don’t believe in my race predictions anymore omg

[wicked brook]

McLaren holding ferrari ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

Death

[lyric vortex]

wow

hamilton

[west sleet]

oof

[fallow thistle]

Wait...

[west sleet]

perez

[fallow thistle]

I'm stupid but Dirty Air affects tires?

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[fallow thistle]

I thought it just affected downforce

[west sleet]

poor hulkenberg

[warped prawn]

They get heated

[fallow thistle]

Yeah that makes sense

[river steeple]

Haas cant catch a break huh

[wicked brook]

Never

[fallow thistle]

What's the weather looking?

[west sleet]

aston martins have fallen behind

[fallow thistle]

Are we gonna have a dry race althroughout?

[west sleet]

since the start of the season i mean

[warped prawn]

Cold windy with rare possibility of rain

[west sleet]

seems like there’ll be rain

they’re saying the sky looks dark

[fallow thistle]

Yeah it looks low-key overcast on the broadcast

[warped prawn]

Yeah but they said initially that it was going away from the track.

[lyric vortex]

omg george is killing his tyres big slay

[warped prawn]

Seems like it's coming this way now.

[lyric vortex]

when he putting omg

pitting

[river gate]

McLaren up front today eh?

[wicked brook]

Rus let carlos through 🥰

[kind hinge]

charles let russel through

[wicked brook]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

😭

[fallow thistle]

What's the strategies on the menu today

[warped prawn]

Rip Ocon

[lyric vortex]

what

[fallow thistle]

Ocon retired??

[lyric vortex]

RIP OCON

[west sleet]

Ocon

[fallow thistle]

Fucking what?

[west sleet]

can’t catch a break

[lyric vortex]

pitting wtf

[fallow thistle]

What happened?

[warped prawn]

Didn't say the reason yet.

[wicked brook]

What wow why this stupid stream

[lyric vortex]

oof retired

[west sleet]

lightish rain in 3-4 mins

max’s engineer just told him

[lyric vortex]

no fastest lap yet?

[kind hinge]

god british weather sucks

[lyric vortex]

where is the little purple timer

[river gate]

Wouldn’t be Britain if it wasn’t mildly moist

[west sleet]

rain makes races more interesting anyway

[lyric vortex]

facts

[warped prawn]

Sadly

[wicked brook]

^^

[kind hinge]

it's not enough for a strategy change tho lol

george are you sure its rain or is it your sweat again

[river gate]

“The rains going to miss you” “well I’m getting wet out here so not quite”

[warped prawn]

The people on softs are at risk already.

[lyric vortex]

sergio is actually shit nvm i take back my predictions pls

[fallow thistle]

Legreg pace pains me

Caro what made you think Checo is good

Dude hasn't made it to Top 10 Quali in 6GPs

[warped prawn]

5

[lyric vortex]

https://twitter.com/leclercsletters/status/1678046512943710208?s=46

clara (@leclercsletters)

the race that rb is not THAT fast, ferrari is also not that good

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Twitter · Jul 9, 2023, 2:20 PM

[lyric vortex]

only the car tbf

[fallow thistle]

Is this not the sixth?

[lyric vortex]

and he can’t even

do well

[warped prawn]

This is 5th.

[lyric vortex]

in a god car

[fallow thistle]

I see

I forget where I saw it but like

[warped prawn]

Hungary he'll make it number 6.

[fallow thistle]

Albon being 5-5 in qualifying against Perez is such a funny stat to me

[warped prawn]

Russell's softs are 16 laps old.

[lyric vortex]

lmaooo i love max

[warped prawn]

[lyric vortex]

nah oscar’s stats are insane too omg

[fallow thistle]

RUS is destroying those tires for all they're worth

[lyric vortex]

plan b 🤣🥰🤨❤️

[warped prawn]

I mean it's the hardest compunds for this weekend.

So even though it's softs, they're 3rd hardest in the range.

TRACK LIMITS

Stay inside your fucking lane

Smh

[kind hinge]

why is pep guardiola in the mercedes garage 😂

[warped prawn]

Influencer

[lyric vortex]

it’s raining a bit

🥺🥺

[fallow thistle]

Raining just means max wins but harder

[kind hinge]

hes not an influencer tho wdym

[river steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopdog-snoop-dancing-absolutely-loveit-gif-19986922

[warped prawn]

Don't care.

I don't even know who he is. Lol

[fallow thistle]

How is George still alive

How is he doing this

[warped prawn]

Just know he's got something to do with Football.

[kind hinge]

hes the manchester city coach

[warped prawn]

I think it is possible to do half the race at least on those softs.

[kind hinge]

george with softs and drs and yet he still cant overtake lol

[warped prawn]

Yeah because Ferraris are faster. Lol

[fallow thistle]

Please god let Albon get towed by Checo to nab back P10

[warped prawn]

Hydraulic leak was the reason for Ocon's retirement

[fallow thistle]

Oof

[river gate]

F

[wicked brook]

Damn

[kind hinge]

rip

[warped prawn]

Why only threat of rain?

Make it rain

[wicked brook]

Rus give up

[wicked brook]

Yes pls

[warped prawn]

LMFAO

[wicked brook]

Difference btw Oscar and Charles 😭😭😭😭

[fallow thistle]

Okay I gotta ask now but what the fuck is Ferrari doing

[wicked brook]

Pain

[warped prawn]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[fallow thistle]

How are we not even gaining on Piastri

[kind hinge]

LMAO

[fallow thistle]

Sainz forgets the alphabet in 4K

[wicked brook]

EXACTLY

[warped prawn]

Ferrari and the fucking alphabet of plans

[kind hinge]

what is plan b

[warped prawn]

😂

BOX LEC

[fallow thistle]

LEC Box????

[kind hinge]

wait why

[fallow thistle]

Is he just gonna do soft soft from here or some shit

[warped prawn]

Probably to get rid of Russell.

Undercut

[kind hinge]

are they doing a one stop

[river gate]

Why’d George start with used softs today?

[fallow thistle]

Hard Soft?

[wicked brook]

Carlos WHAT WAS PLAN B 😭😭😭

I'll die

I'll die bc of them

[warped prawn]

Hards

[lyric vortex]

WHY

[wicked brook]

They'll be the reason for my death

[lyric vortex]

WHY

WHY

[fallow thistle]

Can the Hards last the rest of the race?

[lyric vortex]

guys why is he

[warped prawn]

They can.

[kind hinge]

i think so

[river steeple]

Sainz forgor

[fallow thistle]

LEC probably on a one stop then

[kind hinge]

yeah thats what i thought

not sure if its a dumb idea or not

[warped prawn]

I just hope rain doesn't fuck them over

[fallow thistle]

Max is 4 seconds clear after 20 laps this man can run inters the whole race and still win

[wicked brook]

Frfr

[warped prawn]

Lol

[kind hinge]

wets*

[lyric vortex]

Max Verstappen:

“I just saw a Ferrari pit. Do we just stick to our strategy?”

GP: “No concern at the moment, Max.”

ICBBB

Georgie is what

[fallow thistle]

Is George okay

Is he okay

[river gate]

He just really likes these tires

[lyric vortex]

biggest winner of the idgaf war he knew Ferrari would go ham with strategy

[kind hinge]

hamilton is reeling sai in

[fallow thistle]

No big crash for DTS to use this year

[lyric vortex]

😭

fr

[warped prawn]

They'll make up more stories this year.

[kind hinge]

they have the checo and max drama to use

[wicked brook]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

They have at least 200 clips of Gunther calling Gene so far so there's that too

[warped prawn]

And about 200 of Toto storming to Aston and McLaren garages because of their pace.

[wicked brook]

Lmaoooooo

[fallow thistle]

"I have it printed out"

Can we please get a Real Principals of Formula One

[warped prawn]

There will be 1 episode where Max loads up F1 2023, selects Easy mode and the episode will end right there with a shot of Max holding the championship trophy.

[lyric vortex]

strategy is ass

fuck this

[fallow thistle]

Sainz Box

[river steeple]

Need a lando episode of this

[fallow thistle]

Everyone's running a one stop

One stop more like stop this race I'm so fucking bored

[kind hinge]

ferrari try not to fuck everything up challenge (impossible)

[lyric vortex]

Charles:

“I think we stopped a bit early.”

😭

[fallow thistle]

Russel on P4 with 27-lap old softs

What the fuck yo

Who chose these compounds

Who decided the C3 would be softs this weekend this is ass

[river gate]

I mean it’s working isn’t it?

[warped prawn]

It shouldn't. 😂

[fallow thistle]

One stopper GPs are booooring

[warped prawn]

Bring back the rainbow tyres.

I miss my hypersofts, ultrasofts.

Purple, pink, orange...

[fallow thistle]

Hear me out kart

[warped prawn]

So many colourful options.

[fallow thistle]

They bring it back but it's used for Sprints

[lyric vortex]

pov ur a ferrari fan

[kind hinge]

nobody cares about sprints smh

[lyric vortex]

my goat fr

sergio box wtf

[river gate]

George pitting

[warped prawn]

They need to make it a rule that everyone has to use all 3 compounds.

[lyric vortex]

i feel like at least two would be good

[warped prawn]

It already is at least 2. Lol

[fallow thistle]

Forced two stops I think is fun

[river gate]

George out on medium’s now

[wicked brook]

SO TRUE SO TRUE

[warped prawn]

It has been at least 2 for the longest time.

[lyric vortex]

Omg ur right i’m so dumb

[fallow thistle]

Does Max have softs still on him?

[lyric vortex]

I forgot the alex albon masterclass last year australia

[lyric vortex]

mediums

I’m so tired sorry

[warped prawn]

I think he had 1 left.

[fallow thistle]

I mean like does he still have softs to pit on

[warped prawn]

Because of less usage in Quali yesterday.

[fallow thistle]

PIA on Hards?

[warped prawn]

Nvm

He doesn't have new set.

[wicked brook]

Ham ehh

[fallow thistle]

I suppose he didn't have reserve softs and or couldn't pull a Russel and push softs for 26 laps

[warped prawn]

Perez has 3 new sets of Softs. I wonder why......

[kind hinge]

we can definitely get a podium today

[warped prawn]

[fallow thistle]

Lmao Kart

[wicked brook]

😭

Rip my dream of seeing carlos on the podium

Maybe next year.

[river gate]

Is George out of softs now?

[wicked brook]

Yes

[warped prawn]

Enjoy

[kind hinge]

THROUGH GOES RUSSEL

[wicked brook]

🥲

[lyric vortex]

Yeah uh no

[fallow thistle]

Okay with that

[lyric vortex]

think i’m gonna fall back asleep

[wicked brook]

Rain

God let it rain

[fallow thistle]

I can see why Legreg is on the strat he's on

[lyric vortex]

Idt i’m ok

[warped prawn]

Lando might come out behind Piastri once he pits.

WHOA

SC

[west sleet]

oof

fire

[fallow thistle]

NOOO KMAG

YOOO SC FR FR

[kind hinge]

WHAT THE HELL

[fallow thistle]

COME ON CALL IT

[warped prawn]

VSC

[fallow thistle]

VSC?? FUCK OFF

[west sleet]

it’ll probably change

[lyric vortex]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[fallow thistle]

Legreg pitting Ayo we have a chance maybe?

[river gate]

F

[lyric vortex]

MEDIUMS

[west sleet]

F

that release

[lyric vortex]

WHY IS MAX NOT PITTING

[fallow thistle]

Was that a Ferrari unsafe release or was I just not paying attention

[wicked brook]

I'm so behind

[warped prawn]

Because he is on the other side of the trackj. Lol

[wicked brook]

Rip mag

[river gate]

That did look close

[lyric vortex]

is that it unsafe release

oh my god full safety

[warped prawn]

He will pit once he is near pit lane

[river steeple]

Kmag again

[warped prawn]

[kind hinge]

is that a penalty for charles

[lyric vortex]

SOFTD

WHAT TF

[wicked brook]

DID MAX PIT?_;"?(""?

[fallow thistle]

Even the used Softs??

[lyric vortex]

yes on sorts omg

guys my phone is being weird wtf

[fallow thistle]

Only backmarkers still have softs

[warped prawn]

That will be difficult for Lando at restart

[fallow thistle]

At 18 laps that's already pushing the normal life span of new softs

[lyric vortex]

oscar dotd ngl

[fallow thistle]

He deserves it

[kind hinge]

wait did verstappen pit?

[warped prawn]

Yes

Softs

[fallow thistle]

Max pit yes

[river gate]

Everyone getting their free pit

[fallow thistle]

I can't understand Sainz radio

[west sleet]

lando will be fuming

[fallow thistle]

Not as fuming as the Haas car