Formula One

[west sleet]

he hit a bird

😭

[warped prawn]

RUS F

[west sleet]

george

noooo

[thin ingot]

OHHOO

NOO

Puncture

wing

[warped prawn]

He's out lol

[thin ingot]

ful safety car

[warped prawn]

Suspension's broken.

[covert robin]

RUSSEELL

WTH

[warped prawn]

OOOF

[wicked brook]

Rip

Russell

[warped prawn]

THAT WAS CLOSE

[kind hinge]

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

[wicked brook]

Kskalslsls

[thin ingot]

ohh lewis and lonso?

[warped prawn]

Lewis might end up with penalty

[covert robin]

that was so closeee

[west sleet]

neither of the ferrari’s pitted lol

[warped prawn]

Classic

[fallow thistle]

Like by the end of the season?

[west sleet]

aw lewis pls no penalty

[warped prawn]

That suspension is strong lol

[thin ingot]

Danny explained the speed bump thing for a little more speed

[wicked brook]

WHAF IS WRONG WITH FERRARI

[tawny spruce]

Ferrari?! Why didnt y’all pit?!

[kind hinge]

thats not penalty worthy

duh

[surreal mulch]

I like whats ferrari doing for some reason..

DO THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A STRATEGY?

[fallow thistle]

I wish this stream was more than 12fps

[warped prawn]

Blame discord

[river gate]

I was streaming it on my phone until I got home, and when I did ESPN was showing it with dumb US celebrities commentating, I was like wtf, had to find the channel with the real F1 commentators

[warped prawn]

Is that dumb celebrity Will Arnett?

Because he is commentating with Ricciardo.

[west sleet]

and f1 hero daniel riccardo?

[river gate]

[warped prawn]

Lewis F

[river gate]

yes 😂

[surreal mulch]

Why does ferrari always have to be special

Why

[warped prawn]

Yeah, one of those dumb celebrity is F1 driver

[river gate]

Well they're bad commentators

[warped prawn]

Of course he is lol

[river gate]

they were basically silent

[warped prawn]

Damn

Unexpected call from stewards

[west sleet]

W for lewis with no penalty

[warped prawn]

But he lost P2 regardless

So not really a W

[fallow thistle]

VER ALO HAM why is this podium so based

[west sleet]

he’d have lost it way more though

[river gate]

do they consider that as well

[fallow thistle]

HUL P15 is a travesty

What happened, is he a pit up or something

[warped prawn]

He went into pits before Safety Car.

[fallow thistle]

Ooooof

Huge L

Gene on the phone right now

No pit from Scuderia more like pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain

[west sleet]

also he could’ve lost p2 and got the penalty

so no penalty is definitely a W

😂

[warped prawn]

True

Perez might snatch that P3

Local boi not having good time

[fallow thistle]

George still at the back after all this

???

[warped prawn]

Could be more damage on the car

[west sleet]

he did say it was a “bit bent”

[surreal mulch]

Max pls shut up

Stop complaining

[tawny spruce]

Ferrari actually a good strategy?!

[kind hinge]

no lol

[warped prawn]

It actually could be.

[surreal mulch]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

IM SHOCKED

[warped prawn]

55 laps on Hards for everyone else is possible but by the end of the race the tyres will be horrible for them.

We're already halfway and if Ferrari pit now on Hards it's only 35 laps to do on Hards.

[surreal mulch]

And sainz not attacking leclerc? Also shocked

[warped prawn]

Much much fresher tyres.

[tawny spruce]

Was told not to I believe

[surreal mulch]

No im not gonna jinx it

when i hear xavi over the radio it makes me wanna die

[warped prawn]

I see lots of grey clouds.. Please rain

[surreal mulch]

SHUT UP

Dude manifesting rain

Agreed tho

[warped prawn]

F

[surreal mulch]

MAG NO

[thin ingot]

OMG

LMAO

[surreal mulch]

russel was like : ty bye

BSJNSNW

FERRARI WENT BACK JEJWJW

[thin ingot]

lol they're in a bike lane

[wicked brook]

Hass dead

[surreal mulch]

De vries why

Was it needed

Safety car i beg

Pls pls

[river steeple]

FOR FUCKS AAKE MAGNUSSEN

Tired of this shit

[thin ingot]

this is nicks fault to pushing off

[surreal mulch]

I only feel bad for hulk

He deserves better

[wicked brook]

Exactly

[surreal mulch]

Stroll slaying

Am is onto something

UNSPORTSMANLIKE BEHAVIOUR?

BDJSNA

Lmao

[warped prawn]

Ferrari pits

[west sleet]

lmfao

[surreal mulch]

One only

Bc of perez

[thin ingot]

lmao what's the penalty for

Danny Ric saying if they gave someone the bird or something

[warped prawn]

Going slowly

[surreal mulch]

Driving too slow?

Yes

[west sleet]

slowing the group down to try and arrange a double stack pit stop

something like that

[surreal mulch]

LECLERC

OH NO

[thin ingot]

oh naughty

[surreal mulch]

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING

[fallow thistle]

Alex P6

[warped prawn]

Sainz might cross Leclerc

[fallow thistle]

Come on

ALEX JUST TORPEDO INTO CARLOS

[young glacier]

IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME

[surreal mulch]

ferrari is gonna fuck up

[young glacier]

BUT I HAVE BEEN REVIVED

[surreal mulch]

I know it

I feel it

[warped prawn]

Did not fuck up

Damn

[surreal mulch]

Im surprised they still on same positions

They gonna fuck up later tho

[young glacier]

fr

without a doubt

i swear those pit stops feel so much faster than what they actually are

[tawny spruce]

Damn

The Ferrari Strat worked

Holy shit

[wicked brook]

Yes yes yes 😭😭

[surreal mulch]

Ferrari?

Working

On hards?

[young glacier]

impossible

[surreal mulch]

What

Tf

FERRARI DOING GOOD WITH ANY TYRE?

HUH

[fallow thistle]

Is that VER's last pit or

[young glacier]

yup

[surreal mulch]

Yes

[warped prawn]

Most likely

[fallow thistle]

Cool

Ferrari 4/5 actually paying off what the fuck are we actually a semidecent team

[surreal mulch]

XAVI

U ALREADY SAID THAT

LEAVE THE DUDE ALONE

SHUT UP

Why am i happy to be a ferrari fan all of a sudden

[fallow thistle]

No don't

Who still has pending pits

[warped prawn]

Nobody?

[surreal mulch]

No rain looks like it

[fallow thistle]

Mkay

Hopefully it'll be an interesting fight for P3

So the RB can still gap the entire field by 30s fr fr right?

Ham two FLs in a row

Wait...ALO gunning for winning???

BASED

He's not gonna do it but BASED

[river steeple]

I can hear the Dutch anthem already

[wicked brook]

Us

[fallow thistle]

Lando clearly flipped off a fan

ALB and RUS on 40 lap old Hards

What the fuck

[warped prawn]

F

[fallow thistle]

NOOOO

[river gate]

Rip

[fallow thistle]

HE CAN DO 15 MORE LAPS COME ON MERC

Man literally made it back up to P8

Oh hey Mick

P2 fight maybe

Albon still P7 how is he doing this

Okay fr how is Alex doing this

Man ran a 1 stop, he's morbing

[river steeple]

Voting that Seagull as driver of the day tbh

[fallow thistle]

Okay Fernando is pushing. Not sure if there's gonna be a fight

Albon is goated, I swear

He's my Driver of the Day

I wonder how Stroll is doing in the morale game

Like what is it like to be absolutely gapped by the same hardware day in day out

ALEX DRIVER OF THE DAY COME ON

[surreal mulch]

MAX STFU

Stop bragging

[surreal mulch]

YES AGREED

I VOTED FOR HIM

EVERYONE VOTE NOW

[fallow thistle]

He deserves it

Ocon's gotta be pissed

Oh shit Lando's right

Rear wing looking like a sail

[surreal mulch]

PEREZ PIT

BDJSJS

HOLY

[fallow thistle]

P6 ALBON????

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[surreal mulch]

IF HE TAKES THE FASTEST LAP FROM MAX..

[wicked brook]

ALEXXXXX

W

W

W

[fallow thistle]

Fuck

Damn still P7

Final Lap we'll ball

I can't believe there were no Ferrari fuckups

What the fuck

[surreal mulch]

IKR

IM SHOCKED

[fallow thistle]

Per gonna snipe FL from Lewis

[surreal mulch]

FERRARI IM PROUD

Cant believe im saying that

ALBONO

YES

YES

Hdjsjsjs STROLL

WHAT

NORRIS NO

[fallow thistle]

ALBON SEVENTH YEAHHHHH BABY

[surreal mulch]

NO NORRIS

DESERVED SO MUCH MORE

[fallow thistle]

COME ON DOTD

ALBON

SAY IT

[surreal mulch]

ALEX

ALBONOOO

if i hear xavi again istg

[wicked brook]

VAH

Wow

[fallow thistle]

11 WDCs on that podium

[wicked brook]

I feel bad for Russell and Lando

[fallow thistle]

Russell for sure

He got birbed

[surreal mulch]

YES ALBON

[tawny spruce]

https://twitter.com/dacha44_f1/status/1670498409772449792?s=46&t=6XL2v25L1mv9laG1P9BlpA

Dacha44 (@Dacha44_F1)

“The wall fully turned in on me”

Likes

1816

Twitter · Jun 18, 2023, 6:27 PM

[fallow thistle]

Lmaoooo

ALBON DRIVER OF THE DAY YEAHHHH

[tawny spruce]

Also Stroll with the revenge for 2017

[young glacier]

BRO THOSE ARE SOME LIGHTNING MCQUEEN TROPHIES THEY GOT THERE

[wicked brook]

Frfr

[river gate]

ayyy once again the US driver sucks

[west sleet]

hahaha

knocked alonso’s hat off with the spray

[limpid jetty]

Logan Jesus did nothing wrong

It's all williams

obviously

https://tenor.com/view/granger-smith-earl-dibbles-america-gif-13831121

[river steeple]

OMG VERSTAPPEN WIN CRAZY SCENES WHO WOULD'VE PREDICTED THAT

[young glacier]

NOT ME

THATS FOR SURE

WOULD'VE EXPECTED PEREZ TO WIN THAT FR FR

[west sleet]

well we can dream

aston martin and mercedes are improving

[river steeple]

haas getting the same shit

[west sleet]

ferrari are still just ferrari

[young glacier]

I misss the mercedes battles fr 😔

[west sleet]

wdym russell battled today

with the wall

[fallow thistle]

Albon Morbing

i'm so happy for him

[west sleet]

albon had upgrades sergeant didn’t have

not that it really mattered because logan had to retire anyway

[fallow thistle]

Albon dealing with 55 lap old tires

[sturdy pumice]

borefest.

[west sleet]

that’s twice now that i’ve worn this mercedes top and they’ve got a podium while i’ve been wearing it

i’ve only ever worn it twice 😂

[fallow thistle]

Chloe, you must've ever take it off

Lewis can get his 8th

[west sleet]

i’ll wear it every race day

[fallow thistle]

Do you wash it

[west sleet]

yes

[young glacier]

9th fr fr

[fallow thistle]

Okay phew

[west sleet]

i had to

last time i wore it was at the barcelona circuit

[fallow thistle]

Okay fair

ALBON 12TH DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP LET'S GOOO

ngl this is a hyper entertaining fight for second

[west sleet]

yeah it’s the battle for second that’s more fun now

[lyric vortex]

that was actually a really fun race

[fallow thistle]

Especially since Fernando is hard carrying the entire team

[lyric vortex]

alex albon was insane

so happy i voted dotd for him

[west sleet]

i thought that was race was pretty exciting if you ignored the max coming first bit

[fallow thistle]

Any race that involved a bird

[lyric vortex]

i love max so i was happy

[fallow thistle]

Is a good race

[lyric vortex]

charles actually didn’t like

get fucked

[young glacier]

f1.5 is more fun than f1

[west sleet]

caroleen has to balance out her stanning charles by stanning the one who’s guaranteed a win

[lyric vortex]

did y’all see the bird video?

[west sleet]

no

[fallow thistle]

POV: bird

[young glacier]

no?

[lyric vortex]

https://twitter.com/scuderiafemboy/status/1670509216073654272?s=46

nini (@SCUDERIAFEMBOY)

the footage of max hitting the poor bird 😭😭😭

Likes

534

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 18, 2023, 7:10 PM

[west sleet]

i know max hit one

[lyric vortex]

there ya go

[lyric vortex]

lmao i’ve loved charles and max since the beginning

[fallow thistle]

that bird's fucking dead

[lyric vortex]

photos too

😢

[west sleet]

so since max was winning and charles was in constant pain 😂

[lyric vortex]

idk how my moot got that on video it’s so funny tho

[lyric vortex]

😂

[fallow thistle]

Okay but like

starting 10/11 and ending 4/5

We take these

We could've been so so much worse

[west sleet]

i expected a better comeback from perez

[lyric vortex]

I got a duracell notice 😭

[west sleet]

george with a half broken car got from last to 8th

[lyric vortex]

LMAO

[fallow thistle]

I can't believe they didn't just let George ride that one out

Let him cook y'know

15 laps away

Could've let him coast

[lyric vortex]

ty for the pin

[river gate]

F birb

[simple bone]

super max

[lyric vortex]

https://twitter.com/scuderiafemboy/status/1670552925850988546?s=46 😭

nini (@SCUDERIAFEMBOY)

the bird was still on max his car.. dear lord 😭

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 18, 2023, 10:03 PM

[restive cedar]

ferrari p4 and p5 lets goo

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/fastestpitstop/status/1670539272611307520?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop)

Mick Schumacher on the possibility of replacing Logan Sargeant at Williams:

"I'm always ready. Believe me I'm working very hard to hopefully be back in the car soon. We'll see each other very soon. It should be there again next year at the latest. I'm I'm sure something will…

Likes

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Mick Schumacher on the possibility of replacing Logan Sargeant at Williams:

"I'm always ready. Believe me I'm working very hard to hopefully be back in the car soon. We'll see each other very soon. It should be there again next year at the latest. I'm I'm sure something will develop in the near future

"I would do it [Replacing a driver mid-season] but It's unlikely that something like that will happen. After all, there are also contracts that are usually kept. Basically, I think that every team is a good option."

[bronze sandal]

[river gate]

F to the only american f1 driver right now

[warped prawn]

@fallow thistle Someone's asking for more money from you.

[fallow thistle]

noooooooooooooooooooooo

[west sleet]

they've been shoving the f1 manager 23 ads all over the f1 coverage

[warped prawn]

For me it‘s both.

F1 23 and F1 Manager 23.

[west sleet]

yeah i think i've seen f1 manager 23 pushed even more

curious to see how much they've improved f1 manager 23 though

[fallow thistle]

@warped prawn When I first pitched to you Clown F1

Did I say if I was keeping the points system as is

[warped prawn]

I don’t think so.

You said something like everyone who finished gets a point or something.

Don’t know don’t remember.

[fallow thistle]

Okay so my take is now

P1-P16 gets points

Also P1 gets 50 points

Then rescale

This is so that finishing is still good compared to DNFing

[silk sphinx]

omg i love f1

ive never seen this thread

i love the swiftie x f1 crossover

[restive cedar]

i feel bad for logan but i wanna see mick race

[restive cedar]

this shows f1 ain’t for americans

[river gate]

I guess not

[lyric vortex]

BRO THE TAYLOR SWIFT LMAOOOO

[restive cedar]

lmfao what did i jus see

[tawny spruce]

The latest episode of the max verstappen podcast

[west sleet]

bahahahaha

i’ll even let that slide that it’s technically a tour spoiler image

[lyric vortex]

did u edit that yourself or did u find it on twitter 😭

[tawny spruce]

F1 subreddit

Sorry

F1dank subreddit

[tawny spruce]

I’m sorry, didn’t even think of that

[west sleet]

nah it’s ok it’s funny

[covert robin]

WAIT IS THIS THE ACTUAL PIC?

[tawny spruce]

No lmao

[covert robin]

i should have known- imagine the taylonso rumours then

[bronze sandal]

Who said we are finished with Taylonso

[restive cedar]

taylonso is the best thing to have ever happened in 2023

[lyric vortex]

i love taylonso

🫶🫶

[regal panther]

faylor rolls off the tongue

[warped prawn]

Valtteri strikes again. 🍑

[tawny spruce]

BottASS

[restive cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/formula1-valtteri-bottas-valtteri-f1-f1valtteri-valterri-bottas-cool-gif-27604807

[restive cedar]

i love him sm

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/f1/status/1673232587228061697?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Formula 1 (@F1)

BREAKING: Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds is part of an investor group taking a 24% equity stake in Alpine

#F1

Likes

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Retweets

443

Twitter · Jun 26, 2023, 7:31 AM

[fallow thistle]

Okay but Team 11 when

[warped prawn]

Not before 2026 probably

And even then it seems too difficult.

[tawny spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-mac-gif-11682662

[west sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/both-sides-gif-18643069

ryan when investing in all the sports

[warped prawn]

So far his investments have turned out to be good.

Let‘s see what F1 brings him

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/hitechgp/status/1673287009522135040?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Hitech Pulse-Eight (@HitechGP)

🚨 NEWS: Kazakh businessman Vladimir Kim
agrees to acquire shareholding in Hitech Global Holdings

Hitech Grand Prix has agreed the sale of a 25% interest in the group to Kazakh businessman and motorsport enthusiast Vladimir Kim.

Read more on our website: https://t.co/Nj0KJTchq2

Twitter · Jun 26, 2023, 11:08 AM

As part of this announcement, Hitech has confirmed it has submitted an application to join the Formula 1 grid in 2026.

[fallow thistle]

Ayo let's fucking go

[warped prawn]

They’re already in F2 and F3, so this one actually gives me hope.

[kind hinge]

why is their livery just red bull

[warped prawn]

Because in F2 and F3, drivers bring money as well.

And if the driver is part of Red Bull academy, they adapt that livery.

[tawny spruce]

Isn’t hitech the mazepin company?

[west sleet]

oh shit i didn’t realise both of them invested

ready to see wrexham branding on the car?

[warped prawn]

Possibly

[warped prawn]

He was in Hitech yeah.

[fallow thistle]

Is that the W13?

[kind hinge]

the predecessor of the w13

this would have been the car that lewis won his 8th world championship in if nicholas latifi didnt exist

[tawny spruce]

no but his father invested in it as well didnt he?

and still would have if the fund freeze or whatever didnt happen

[tawny spruce]

or if he didnt mess around with his brakes

[tawny spruce]

i thought you did since you posted a mac gif as well 😭

[west sleet]

i just thought it was relevant

makes more sense it was both of them though

[warped prawn]

Kind of?

Uralkali was the sponsor for Hitech and Haas.

Dmitry Mazepin is CEO of Uralchem.

And Uralchem has 19,99% stake in Uralkali.

[warped prawn]

Possibility of rain this weekend as well.

It looks like it‘s going to rain at every race this season. 😂

[lyric vortex]

mclaren fans are rain dancing sooo hard

and the tears of ferrari fans fall from the sky

[wicked brook]

Making it interesting 🕳️🧑🏻‍🦯🙏🏻

[restive cedar]

first wrexham now alpine

[restive cedar]

i hope so

[restive cedar]

i wanna see a new team tbh

like a new team who suddenly wins

[warped prawn]

The difference between Wrexham and Alpine though. 😂

Him and McElhenny bought Wrexham for 2 Million £.

And the investment in Alpine of the entire group is 219 Million $

[west sleet]

gotta make the most of that investment and advertise their smaller investment

[restive cedar]

they were in non league so justifiable

[warped prawn]

Bianca.

It's Nutella boi's birthday today.

[tawny spruce]

https://twitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1674391358490959874?s=46&t=6XL2v25L1mv9laG1P9BlpA

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

No Sergio Perez at the Red Bull Ring today - he became unwell overnight so is taking the day to rest ahead of the race weekend #F1 #AustrianGP

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 12:16 PM

[warped prawn]

A reminder that it’s a sprint weekend.

[warped prawn]

F3 qualifying

💀

[fallow thistle]

@warped prawn So CDawgVA (streamer/podcaster/voice actor) did a charity auction stream for the IDF (Immune Deficiency Foundation) and one of the offerings was a jersey signed by Max and Checo. I wonder how much you think it went for.

[warped prawn]

150000€?

@fallow thistle answer

[fallow thistle]

Sadly, lower

[warped prawn]

50000?

[ionic spruce]

kartoffel13 (@warped prawn) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

f1: austrian grand prix - qualifying @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@west sleet@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@gleaming flax@lyric vortex@young glacier@rich dock@bronze sandal@sturdy pumice@wicked brook

[warped prawn]

Welcome to Friday Qualifying!

[wicked brook]

God help ferrari

Please help them

[warped prawn]

Nobody can help them. Lol

[wicked brook]

Let me be delulu for a sec kart

😭⚰️🕳️🧑🏻‍🦯

[warped prawn]

F Bot

[river gate]

F

[warped prawn]

I guess he did too much lawn mowing.

Smh

[river gate]

that poor DRS sign

red flag is a full stop right?

[wicked brook]

Rip bottass

[warped prawn]

Full stop yes.

Everyone needs to come back to the pits.

[river gate]

lmao all the leaf blowers

how does restart work after a red flag?

[warped prawn]

As soon as the debris is cleared, FIA gives a notice.

In Quali and Race, clocks stop.

In free pracive, it doesn't stop.

Depending on the session, there's also minimum time notice given by FIA to the teams.

[river gate]

how is positioning maintained?

[warped prawn]

For the race, positioning is maintained as it was before the red flag.

In other sessions, it doesn't matter.

If there weren't enough laps done before the red flag in the race, they take the position of a lap prior sometimes.

[river gate]

do they get told to leave pits in a specific order?

[warped prawn]

Australia this year and Spa last to last year for example.

Generally after the red flag, the cars leave the pits behind the safety car.

They can also shuffle positions in the pitlane if required.

Sometimes it is rolling start after the red flag, in this situation safety car simply comes in the pitlane and the leader controls the pace.

If it's standing start, everoyne goes to the grid position behind the safety car and the light go out again just like the race start.

[river gate]

so it's very regulated to ensure no one really gains an advantage from the red

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[river gate]

interesting, thank you for the explanations

[warped prawn]

So many deleted lap times

[acoustic quartz]

damn lando

[warped prawn]

Nice Albono

Rip Tsunoda

[wicked brook]

yukiiii awwwww

Rip rip

[west sleet]

wait friday qualifying?

[warped prawn]

Sprint Weekend.

[west sleet]

ohhh

i c

[warped prawn]

Qualifying for the race right now.

[west sleet]

last sprint was so boring

[warped prawn]

This could happen here as well.

[west sleet]

is qualifying still happening

[warped prawn]

Yep

[west sleet]

any streams

[warped prawn]

Q2 going on.

Join

[west sleet]

idk where you’re streaming

oh i c

[warped prawn]

More laps deleted

[fallow thistle]

track limits xddd

[warped prawn]

It is not a joke. Learn to drive better

[fallow thistle]

Skill diff, max

[west sleet]

this is a joke

good to see leclerc made it out of Q1

[warped prawn]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

ALBON PURPLE SECTOR

WILLIAMS

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

[warped prawn]

Albon did good in Q1 as well.

[wicked brook]

^

[warped prawn]

That looked very close

[west sleet]

that was close

very very close

[warped prawn]

Might lose that lap

RUS what are you doing?

[west sleet]

insert name turned into him

[fallow thistle]

This is GP Quali right

[warped prawn]

Imagine if he says Mick turned into me

[fallow thistle]

Tomorrow is Sprint Quali

?

[west sleet]

cRiKeY

[warped prawn]

And Mick is listening in Merc garage like

Yes

GP Quali

Sprint things tomorrow.

[fallow thistle]

Mick out there being like "So when does Toto call Gene"

[warped prawn]

Not Gene

James

[kind hinge]

wait

[warped prawn]

Bye bye sargeant maybe

[kind hinge]

this doesnt determine the sprint grid?

[warped prawn]

No

[fallow thistle]

No, they changed it this year

[warped prawn]

That's tomorrow 1200 local time.

[kind hinge]

i swear nobody actually likes this format

[fallow thistle]

Friday Quali is GP Quali. Saturday is just Sprint

[warped prawn]

I actually prefer this format,

Feels weird when the pole position is only for the sprint race and then sprint decides the race position

Russell rip

[west sleet]

oop george

oh well

[warped prawn]

Perez out

LMAO

[west sleet]

OOP

jfc

[river gate]

rip

[west sleet]

daniel riccardo standing in the wings like

[warped prawn]

Lol

[west sleet]

disastrous few weeks for him

[fallow thistle]

My hot take is Sprint should not have the top 7 in WDC and then half the points payout so only P1-P4 have points chances

We're definitely getting a full Checo episode next DTS

[warped prawn]

4th consecutive q1-q2 finish for Perez.

This is bad

[fallow thistle]

Checo gonna be P6 on Sunday

lmao them playing the same audio clip 3 times

[west sleet]

i thought my discord was glitching 😂

[fallow thistle]

4 times now

[west sleet]

“where??”

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/topgearformula1/status/1674807337016492032?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

F1 Portrayed By Top Gear (@TopGearFormula1)

Christian Horner and Helmut Marko when Perez gets back to the garage #F1 #AustrianGP

Likes

349

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 3:49 PM

😂

[river steeple]

What is it this week

[warped prawn]

Austria

[river steeple]

Ah nice. Thanks for the tip. See ya Sunday

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/phortonf1/status/1674808377329823744?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Phillip Horton (@PHortonF1)

Nico Hulkenberg has made Q3 more times than Sergio Perez in 2023... #F1 #AustrianGP

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124

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 3:53 PM

Time to get Hulkenberg that first podium.

[west sleet]

the stress will get to perez now

or maybe it already has

red bull aren’t a very forgiving team

[warped prawn]

Yeah

One or two race they wouldn‘t say anything.

But this is bad in a championship winning car

[fallow thistle]

But not making 4 Q3's in a row on the most dominant machine on the grid?

[warped prawn]

Another Albon/Gasly demotion curve. Lol

[fallow thistle]

DANNY RIC TIME BAYBEE

[warped prawn]

Leclerc 👀

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[west sleet]

ahhhhhh

so close

[wicked brook]

P2 P3

🥰

I feel bad for Perez

Never thought I'll say this

[warped prawn]

More quali tomorrow! Yayy

[west sleet]

more track times getting deleted ✨

[wicked brook]

Yayayy

[warped prawn]

Perez was shown as P10 for a moment. 👀

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/lukesmithf1/status/1674825354337304588?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1)

A total of 47 laps were deleted in Austrian GP qualifying today due to track limits #F1 #AustrianGP

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 5:00 PM

[warped prawn]

https://twitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1674837435962753026?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

HOLD UP: Verstappen summoned to the stewards for impeding Magnussen #F1 #AustrianGP

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107

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 5:48 PM

[west sleet]

f1 golden boy will probably get off

[warped prawn]

Especially because it‘s Red Bull‘s home race.

https://twitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1674850249498558474?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

Fuck you Elon

DECISION: No further action for Verstappen. He keeps pole

[tawny spruce]

Perez is so useless man

[warped prawn]

Raining today

[warped prawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/jobathanqrty/status/1674904775651913730?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

In before we start getting fined for calling FIA incompetent in here.

[acoustic quartz]

LOL

[ionic spruce]

kartoffel13 (@warped prawn) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

f1: austrian grand prix - sprint shootout @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@west sleet@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@gleaming flax@lyric vortex@young glacier@rich dock@bronze sandal@sturdy pumice@wicked brook

[warped prawn]

Welcome to Qualifying part 2.

[wicked brook]

God help ferrari

[warped prawn]

Same reply as yesterday.

[wicked brook]

😭

[warped prawn]

Lmao

There we go. Lol

Sainz has break by wire failure.

Nobody can save them

[tawny spruce]

BRUH

[warped prawn]

NYCK DE VRIES P1 ?! ?! ?!

What is happening?

[wicked brook]

Frfr 🥰

[warped prawn]

Ferrari

Hamilton is out!

[west sleet]

ffs lewis

[warped prawn]

P19

Yikes

[wicked brook]

Sainz 😭😭

Keeping me sane

[west sleet]

leclerc got through by the skin of his teeth because of lewis’ lap getting deleted

[wicked brook]

Exactly

Thanks lewis

[west sleet]

lewis stomping off

[warped prawn]

And Russell is out

Difficult day for Mercs.

Leclerc is not having fun today

Phew

Damn that last sector lol

https://vxtwitter.com/autosport/status/1675090297330491392?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[west sleet]

[tawny spruce]

its the same picture

[warped prawn]

Lewis said: 🧍

[warped prawn]

Spa claims another life. 😔

[warped prawn]

Leclerc 3 places grid drop for impeding Piastri.

[west sleet]

just saw 😭

[warped prawn]

Only 18 😭

[west sleet]

very very sad

i imagine theyll have a minute of silence before the sprint

[warped prawn]

Yeah

[west sleet]

i saw f2 had a minute of silence

[warped prawn]

They already did before F2 start.

[west sleet]

i just saw the crash footage

terrible driving conditions

[kind hinge]

something needs to be done about spa

[restive cedar]

omg what

[warped prawn]

Sadly

Formula Regional

https://vxtwitter.com/f1/status/1675102524569792513?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[restive cedar]

rip mate

[ionic spruce]

kartoffel13 (@warped prawn) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

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[limpid jetty]

sprint time

[fallow thistle]

where strem @warped prawn

[warped prawn]

Join

Bottas starting on Medium.

[bronze sandal]

I missed HAM VER BOT

[tawny spruce]

who doesnt belong? lmao

[sturdy pumice]

i think the one in green

[kind hinge]

where

[warped prawn]

F Bottas

[tawny spruce]

worth the risk

[warped prawn]

Lmao

In before Max cries on radio

[wicked brook]

LMAOOOO

Nicoooooo

Perez vs Max BAHAHAHAHA

[fallow thistle]

nah nah nah

HUL v VER

Is gonna be the battle fo the century

If God is real, he'd let Albon score.

Cry harder, Max

[warped prawn]

And there it is 😂

[fallow thistle]

Did Lance get like

[kind hinge]

whats he moaning about

[fallow thistle]

A stern talking to or something

In the past couple weeks

Cause he's on par with ALO this weekend

[wicked brook]

Cry max cry

[west sleet]

go nico go

[warped prawn]

Will he finally get his first ever fucking podium?

[fallow thistle]

does a sprint even count lmao

He'll take it

What's Haas best finish?

[warped prawn]

P4 I believe.

[kind hinge]

they got pole position before too

[warped prawn]

Pole positions are more tied to the drivers rather than teams.

[fallow thistle]

P4 Azerbaijan 2018

[warped prawn]

PER closing in

[fallow thistle]

NOOO

GO HUL GO

[wicked brook]

Go Nico go

Perez you stay behind

[fallow thistle]

okay wtf

Google says Haas' best finish was 4th in Baku 2018

But when I actually checked it's 4th/5th in Speilberg 2018

Google can go fuck itself

[warped prawn]

I mean it‘s not really Google telling you lies. 😂

Hulk is not safe

Rip

[kind hinge]

which positions get points?

[warped prawn]

1-8

[fallow thistle]

P1-P8

[warped prawn]

1-8 get 8-1

Lol

[kind hinge]

we're screwed then

[wicked brook]

Rip hulk

[fallow thistle]

RIP HUL podium

[warped prawn]

There goes the podium.

[wicked brook]

Now Sainz please go through hulk

[fallow thistle]

Maybe next year

[wicked brook]

:)

[fallow thistle]

Alex still holding onto P7 let's fucking go

[warped prawn]

You are soooooo much behind on the broadcast.

[wicked brook]

YES APPARENTLY 😭

[wicked brook]

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[river gate]

Quite damp today

[warped prawn]

Leclerc will be next (most likely) to overtake Albon. What will you do then?

[fallow thistle]

It's damp but I feel someone's gonna pit for softs soon

If Alex Albon has 1 fan, it will be me.

[warped prawn]

😂

[kind hinge]

bro is already 11 seconds ahead

[tawny spruce]

at least i can breathe again 😭

[fallow thistle]

Honestly the Alfa Romeos should just go ahead and be the guinea pigs and pit for slicks

[warped prawn]

Slicks

Rip

[tawny spruce]

someone like sargeant should pit

[fallow thistle]

fuck you legreg

[warped prawn]

Strike that

Lol

[fallow thistle]

Oh RUS going for it

Madlad

[tawny spruce]

or russell

[warped prawn]

RUS SLICKS

Damn

[kind hinge]

is it wet

[fallow thistle]

20s loss but ideally I think they save 7 per lap on slicks v inters?

[wicked brook]

FYCK

CHARLES

[fallow thistle]

I forget the stats on F1 Manager lmao

[warped prawn]

It‘s not completely dry though.

[fallow thistle]

Yeah but there's 7 laps so Rus is guinea pig fr fr

[warped prawn]

Let’s see

He‘s losing time right now

[kind hinge]

russel masterclass incoming

[warped prawn]

RUS and masterclass don’t go in the same sentence.

[fallow thistle]

HUL BOX?

HELLO??

ALBON P6??

[warped prawn]

He‘s got nothing to lose

[fallow thistle]

HAM pitting

I guess Mercs think it's good then

Why are some using mediums

Did they burn all their softs on quali

I thought sprint quali was like hyper controlled

[warped prawn]

Yep 😂

[fallow thistle]

All points scorers on inters

[warped prawn]

Soon they will regret

[fallow thistle]

Albon master of defense

Kart, this is the foretold

[warped prawn]

Bruh

[river gate]

HAM good

[fallow thistle]

There's 7 World Drivers Championships in this picture

[warped prawn]

Hamilton was about to pit Leclerc the same way he pitted Albon in Austria all those years ago.

[fallow thistle]

Think about that

[warped prawn]

Would’ve been another deja vu

[kind hinge]

idk why i laughed at this

[fallow thistle]

Albon the Defensive God

[wicked brook]

Lec p14

BAHAHAHHA

Cri

[fallow thistle]

Three laps

Cutting it close

I wonder if Sainz and below can hang on before the slicks can catch up

[warped prawn]

They just might

[fallow thistle]

Wait, DRS is on?

Didn't notice the announcement lmao

[warped prawn]

Yeah

Like 4 laps ago.

[fallow thistle]

HUL only managed to gain like 3s on NOR so

I think not pitting in front was actually good call

[wicked brook]

Sainz please P3 at least

[warped prawn]

F

[fallow thistle]

HUL is gonna finish P7

[warped prawn]

He might get P6

[fallow thistle]

Shit nvm

Yeah P6

[warped prawn]

And he did lol

[fallow thistle]

Not sure if there's enough race left to catch Alonso

[warped prawn]

Nah

6s is too much in 1 lap

[wicked brook]

Nico is THE goat

Driving this haas

[warped prawn]

21 seconds gap 💀

[fallow thistle]

Damn imagine if this race was like

2 laps longer

Would've been pog

[tawny spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-lance-stroll-music-f1-gif-23929350

[warped prawn]

Stop crying max

[wicked brook]

Sainz 🥰

[warped prawn]

0,009s damn

[wicked brook]

Russ poor soul

[limpid jetty]

Damn, a driver in Formula Regional European Championship died today in a crash at Spa

[restive cedar]

yday i think he passed away

[warped prawn]

Bad luck to Leclercs pit stops continue.

Be it Charles or Arthur.

[warped prawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/chrismedlandf1/status/1675460060783230976?s=46&t=9HB8Qg5VPkrxIhFFUyhc-A

[fallow thistle]

Lower, sadly

[warped prawn]

6890?

[restive cedar]

nicee

[tawny spruce]

I know you didn’t ask me but 4675

[fallow thistle]

Lower

[river steeple]

Lets gooo

Oh lol Nico got points

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1675474401863561217

Wow

[west sleet]

bruh lewis with his fingers in his ears during the anthem 😂😂😂

[warped prawn]

F1 did the minute of silence today.

[fallow thistle]

Pinglist where

[warped prawn]

Oops

[ionic spruce]

kartoffel13 (@warped prawn) has requested the f1 pinglist.

[ionic spruce]

f1: austrian grand prix - race @green ocean@river gate@river steeple@fallow thistle@limpid jetty@tawny spruce@west sleet@acoustic quartz@warped prawn@vocal harbor@gleaming flax@lyric vortex@young glacier@rich dock@bronze sandal@sturdy pumice@wicked brook

[wicked brook]

God

It's me again

🧑🏻‍🦯🕳️🏃🏻

[warped prawn]

God: Same reply as last 2 days.

[wicked brook]

😭

Cri only

[fallow thistle]

GO LEGREG GO

Was that Bottas just now?

SAFETY CAR

[warped prawn]

Tsunoda

Rip Haas

[fallow thistle]

Y'know

I've seen worse incidents not have a Safety Car

[wicked brook]

Ok I'm so behind lol

[fallow thistle]

Oh, nvm it's really bad

[warped prawn]

Lol

[fallow thistle]

What happened? MAG TSU collision or something?

[warped prawn]

It's okay

We get a rolling start now

[warped prawn]

Magnusses started the race from pit lane

So can't be him.

Tsunoda in Alpine

[fallow thistle]

Oh it's Tsu-Oco?

Yikes alright

[warped prawn]

Smh Tsunoda

[fallow thistle]

What's the strat for today

[warped prawn]

2 stop

Medium Medium Hard

Or Medium Hard Hard

Chance of rain 20%

[fallow thistle]

ALBON ONE POINT LETS FUCKING GOOO

The Astons on different strategies

I like how so much shit happened that they just call it Lap 1 Turn 1

[warped prawn]

They alwasy do that for opening lap

[west sleet]

aaand max is away

[warped prawn]

Unless it's just 1 car driving into back of someone

[kind hinge]

hes like a second ahead lol

[warped prawn]

1.5

[west sleet]

once he’s out of DRS he’s gone

[warped prawn]

I mean he's already out of DRS range

[west sleet]

that’s what i mean

[warped prawn]

Poor legreg

[west sleet]

that’s why i said he’s away

[fallow thistle]

P6 through P20 in one DRS train is so funny to me

[river steeple]

FFS KMAG

[warped prawn]

Lol

Norris the latest steward

[kind hinge]

shut up lando

[fallow thistle]

Sainz fuck off

Is the Williams even good on this track

Zhou pitting?

[west sleet]

lando has such a little whiny voice when telling on people 😂

feels like a younger sibling telling on their older sibling

[warped prawn]

Ferrari fucking up by not swapping

Damn

[fallow thistle]

I guess they have a plan

I mean we haven't had Ferrari shenanigans in a while so I guess we're due

[warped prawn]

The plan: Lose both podium places

Lmao

[fallow thistle]

Lando fuck off

[west sleet]

lando sounding like george

[warped prawn]

He's not wrong though

3 lap times deleted for Hamilton

And that's way too early in the race

[fallow thistle]

These are really short stints

HUL and ZHO pitting like what

[warped prawn]

LMFAO

THIS CAR SLOW MATE

😂 😂

[kind hinge]

why are they suddenly so strict about track limits

[warped prawn]

They always have been. Lol

[fallow thistle]

Red Bull Ring moment

[kind hinge]

[fallow thistle]

Why can't they add the black and white flag to the timing tower like they do in the fucking video game

[west sleet]

i think it’s just the little snotty voice that makes it sound annoying 😂😂

[fallow thistle]

Yellow?

[warped prawn]

rip

[fallow thistle]

HUL NOOOO

Oh, that's retiring for sure

Fuck

[west sleet]

oof

[fallow thistle]

Time to call Gene

[kind hinge]

what does the black and white flag actually mean

[fallow thistle]

At least he got 3 points this weekend

[warped prawn]

Who'll jump the gun.

[fallow thistle]

Oh VSC

[warped prawn]

Ferrari bluffed lol

Honestly they should've pitted one at least.

[fallow thistle]

Max is 7s out front

Sainz boxing

[warped prawn]

Uhhhhh

Double?

Fuck

[fallow thistle]

WHAT

[warped prawn]

Slow

[fallow thistle]

Fuck this team

[warped prawn]

Lmfao

[fallow thistle]

Both slow

[kind hinge]

ferrari moment?

[warped prawn]

What a yoke

Poor Sainz

[fallow thistle]

Ferrari moment

[warped prawn]

He was faster and he was the one that got fucked.

[fallow thistle]

Everyone but max has pitted, right?

[warped prawn]

Perez

[fallow thistle]

Oh, the RBs both haven't

Sainz moment

[kind hinge]

is he 20 fucking seconds ahead

[fallow thistle]

Ferrari moment

Fuck this team

[warped prawn]

So, Ferraris already confirmníng 2 stops.

LMFAO

5 sec HAM

[kind hinge]

WHAT????

[fallow thistle]

Ham with 10s total nowm

?

[warped prawn]

Lewis is going to get tonne of penalty today 😂

[fallow thistle]

Max is within a pit

Legreg can cook maybe

[west sleet]

ah damn

[fallow thistle]

Legreg Fastest Lap

[kind hinge]

this track is ass

[fallow thistle]

That's definitely an unsafe release

[warped prawn]

Tsu 5 sec as well

I think there's going to be a billion penalties today.

[fallow thistle]

Can they please total up the penalties like the game like bro how hard

Just add it to the tower like the FL indicator

Legreg gaining 1s per lap I think

[kind hinge]

[fallow thistle]

Lmao HUL penalty?

[warped prawn]

Soon

[kind hinge]

what did lewis say

[warped prawn]

They can brake much later than me

[kind hinge]

the car has decided to be extra silly today

[warped prawn]

Lol

Everyone is going to bitch about the track limits today.

[fallow thistle]

Everyone telling on eachother

It's so fucking funny

[warped prawn]

Sainz black and white flag

[fallow thistle]

They should add a button to all the wheels for reporting shit

[kind hinge]

as they should bruh this is bullshit

[fallow thistle]

B&W flag is a three strikes thing right?

[warped prawn]

It's not bullshit.

[kind hinge]

YOU TELL EM LEWIS