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Yah looks like a powerA
Nevermind the controller… but ya might wanna take it down Swag for what is shown on the tv
it is powerA
Damn, Zombie in full leather on Normal.
I didn't know it was something bad 😅
Dang now I wanna know what was on the tv
My imagination says it was The Big Bang Project
what if mine smells bad
And if so, how could you Swagus
I'd cry
You don't wanna know what im forced to see on Hard.
Doing the math for when I’ll be able to retire probably was not the best thing when I’m already frustrated about going to work not 100% 🥸
Why is it when you go abroad the alcohol amount is like triple what you get back home. 🤯😵💫🫨
Eh? You mean you drink triple the amount? Or they put triple the amount in the same drink?
Both
much more lax controls/laws
Beat me to it!
Bro how the hell do u play hard with the OP skeletons...
Last time I played they started picking up swords??????????
Anyways I’ll be working until my 80s at this point 😂
A few times when I've been abroad the thing that killed me was wait staff coming over as soon as they see your glass is empty to offer another. They don't do that here, and I have a problem saying no. 😄
Will we have zombies in diamond armor using bows xd
Sorry, they out triple amount of alcohol in a single drink
Is there a way to get rid of the apps and suggestions at the front on xbox home screen
When did they add this
I'm absolutely sauced off two blue lagoons
I was drinking Vodka Red Bulls in Seville and they were more vodka than red bull
You just need some pizza to balance out the alcohol
Yeah it's crazy
Personally I was never a big fan of anything with Red Bull... or of Red Bull.
I've already eaten. Each sip makes me wince 😅
Oof
Ah I am partial to a good jager bomb
See I can’t drink anything with hard liquor or at least not super often. My body like to hit the eject button even on a few drinks. Wine/beer is the only way I can go 😂
I can't drink beer or wine unfortunately 🥲
In fact, not only what I said before but I've never even had Jagermeister.
I’m partial to a jägerbomb as long as they follow the universal rule of 2 for £5
I’m not even that old lol it all has to do with my digestive issues. I think stronger alcohol irritates it
Pretty much same for me, Hogthra... except honestly I don't drink much anymore.
My favorite alcohol was Sam Adams but I don't really drink much unless I'm with a group
Yep. There are still nights when I decide to throw caution to the wind, but I will pay for it the next day.
I’m surprised they are still 2 for £5
Only spirit I’ll drink is Rum
Me every single time I get mixed drinks 😂
depends where you go really but most places are 2 for 5
I guess inflation doesn’t impact jäger bombs
Oh and hard seltzer are fine on my stomach too but they kinda lack something important…taste
then quite a lot of places are still 5 for 5 on sours / corky
I'm sorry everybody I won't say bro again 🙏
What's "corky"?
That's a fun word
You guys live in the UK I presume?
If a drink says pineapple I wanna taste it not just feel like someone’s whispering the word pineapple in my ear while drinking boozy water lol
The world of hi-octane party fuel might have moved on a bit since I used to get sloshed all the time.
just another brand of Sourz pretty much
I’m American but Midwestern
You mean you're not into ASMR drinking? 😦
Is there an alcoholic drink that tastes like Skittles?
I'm not sure what sours are
No but try making one yourself
bro so anyway
I wouldn’t be surprised if skittles made their own hard seltzer at this point 😂
soak some skittles in vodka
Fun fact, you can dissolve Skittles into vodka, they will be entirely absorbed.
ImPolish1950
yes
Maybe some of the sweet ones like Absynth would taste akin to Skittles.
soak anything in vodka really
Damn.. vodka Skittles. I like the way you all think
they do sell Froot Loop vodka
idk but that sounds good😭😭😭
I think I’ve seen them at the alcohol ice cream shop I went to
How are you alive being 203 years old
See now I want to get some hard seltzers but have no one to drive me lol
bro what do you mean
I made some butter candy vodka last year which was great
that sounds good
Fruit Sourz is a brand of alcoholic... IDK what... fruit, sweet, and sour gloop that you drink little shots of when you're in your 20s and trying to get wrecked. Comes in all kinds of flavours, I used to like the cherry.
1820 your birth date 🧌
soaking sweetish fish in vodka is sooo good
I wonder if alcohol delivery is a thing here 🤔 Arizona allowed it but I know every state has different rules
oh yeah nah thats my cats birthdate
Even worse
here in ny u can
microsoft accounts are already free
i hope the mods aint lurking
I’m curious now
mods always lurking
Is this bannable or smthing
Nah, they're posting.
and chatting
mods aren't even lurking, we're literally in chat
probs
Mods are almost always here
alr get ready to screenshot this probs wont even work
yeah no lurking when alcohol chat is happening
Ok i'm interested then
youre gonna end up banned too
WHAT
anyway
😦
But I like that because the moderators here are really cool and protect us from the homophobes and trolls!
Spoons are good for that but otherwise we don't really have tons doing that deal in my area 🥲
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And what about very old friends?
heyy
their rlly nice to have!!
Why did they even post that, now I feel bad 😭
Oh wow my signal is bad here
Guys i bought golden Pass but i dont want it can i give it back?
is the Xbox series s better than Xbox series x
game pass?
Gold live
Golden pass oh my
algum brasileiro?
you can contact support and try for a refund
Alguien para jugar fifa 23 clubes pro xbox series
Dammit, it wasn't the Polar Express ticket
#rules 🔤 2. Use English only. Communicate in English, but be considerate of all languages.
How can i do it@gray latch
idk I've never done it
there always is a funny new word for the subscriptions 😆
use #1094715375884697600 but keep it to English please
what are your xbox?
I wish Ubisoft+ had some sort of free trial
Xbox Series X and more
XSX, XSS, Xbox OneS, Xbox One, Xbox 360
ahh
Yeah I’m pretty sure this house has 360 all the way up to both the Series consoles. As far as what I personally own it’s only a series s
Sold me one s to get the series s 😂
Yeah series s is nice and affordable
exactly what I said its not like PC, there are less 120 supported titles on the S than Series X.. some are through FPS Boost
Ajuli44444 my useer
Though no disk drive which is unfortunate
Meh disk drive would have made it bigge probs
I still wanna get the black series s. I just don’t know why my preorder isn’t working and figure I can just buy it when it launches as they made it seem like they’re trying hard to keep up with the Xbox demand. I’m just hoping I’m not gonna have to watch stores like a hawk like last time
at least it isn't my house 😛
feel free to make a post in #1094715375884697600
your house has all the working 360s left in the world
You're gonna have 2 series S kat? What for?
I'm creating a monopoly of them /j
Lol
you can't have mine! :P
I'm hiding my 360 Underground with me 😜
I think for next time a funny April Fools prank for xbox would have the X button blink red between the 3 spaces on the X
Honestly idk what I’m gonna do with the white one. I’m honestly probably gonna keep it. It was so much work just to be able to get it that it has some sentimental value
guess I'm also hiding them underground, or well a few of them
Wow I'm surprised you had trouble getting it, they were pretty plentiful when I got mine
I'm hoping to have them somewhat on show when I move out
I tried all the way from first pre-order up until around the time forza horizon 5 came out… luckily I got it right before though
The old ui was fine discord why you changing it
People really underestimate the power of the Series S that’s for sure. It’s so beautiful really
It was fine the way it was discord
20 years ago it was like ‘Wow they really made this game available on every device! Incredible’
Now it’s like ‘They can’t make it more beautiful because of the series s’
I don’t know why this happened but it’s infuriating. Last gen there were many more devices to optimise for. As well as the hundreds and thousands of pc components. Now people cry about series s smh
Yeah it's pointless since it takes more clicks to do the same thing.....
Can I just checkmark everything

Yes
It’s the whole thing of people not understanding that sometimes less is more. I don’t feel like I am missing anything
One feedback at a time let's go
People don’t understand sometimes
I don't understand anything ever
Same
Same
Plus we are talking about the gaming community. Possibly the hardest community to please
This is gross
@golden folio that's against ToS
I’m new to the server sorry
it's not just a server rule
Wat is it
it's an Xbox ToS rule
TOS?
Terms of Service
so I can’t sell acc
nope
you can disable in appearance settings
O
Is there no way to get the old layout back?
What the gaming community needs is first, a good shower. The next, is to calm down
Have the August 2022 build and not update the app
Discord is like when your parents are trying to be “hip” and “cool” but ultimately embarrass themselves in the process 😂
People like discord for discord. Not whenever they’re trying to be right now
The layout feels overwhelming to look at, notifications are a mess and to hard to manage, the app showing to much information I don't care about, the vibe or aesthetics feel off to me, discord is emphasizing social features to much, I'm having issues navigating through the app because it's to cluttered now other just use the old ui and have this as a optional ui this UI is to much for my small brain I legit put that as feedback
For now
I’m just happy I haven’t noticed anything on my end
I am still salty about the username change discord forced on me
It's hidden
Good! I wouldn’t like to never find it lol
Via this emoji in specific ✨
Not a fan of the new layout
Have to hold this button down
Discord likes trying things that people nobody asked for. its their specialty
Have you seen the amoled mode?
Ya know I don't think anyone is
but once in a blue moon discord introduces a interesting change
I saw they made activities free for everyone. That's nice
I feel like it was the right decision
So the new layout is still hidden for a lot of people? Because it’s not hidden for me anymore, it was before
Ya for some it's hidden some it isnt
anyoen wanna help me with a problem i am having
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Pick what your gut tells you
Good afternoon
super reactions 
bro
Who's an Xbox Fortnite player
If you're looking for someone to play with, please go to #1094715375884697600
wow
Oh, I'm tempted to switch PFPs again :P
man I need a new Elite controller the left grip is hanging on
This otter looks wonderful
I'm on the verge of having absolutely no money - very tempted to get a design lab controller for myself..
i play fortnite everyday
And like i said they do add good things
every once in awhile
Super reactions are completely worthless as an addition to the platform imo. It's just a reaction with an animation, typically a rather flashy one.
Does anyone play FIFA on Xbox one?
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I enjoy using them but I hate how they changed the UI so I accidentally waste them most of the time
i wouldn't really know. i only use Discord for voice on PC and as for my mobile client
Yeah, completely throws me off on the mobile UI where I have the muscle memory of clicking exactly where the super reaction button is now for standard reactions.
It's almost like
Discord wants you to use your Nitro
but what if i don't want to
It'll keep pushing it no matter what :(
I pay for nitro basic, all I need is the ability to use my emotes globally
what if i want to save it for something real funny i see
Would be nice if they gave you a confirmation button or something
I dunno, "triple-click to send this Super Reaction"
But that's not smart enough for Discord. They want to push all the stuff you don't want in front of your face, and everything you need to the side
I mean triple click isn't really needed when it's already a completely seperate button
ah they made it separate now?
I'm really tempted even though I know for a fact I don't have the money for this
https://inderix.needs.rest/xboxcontroller.png
I love xbox design lab
Maybe they want to push all kinds of silly updates for us to complain about so we don’t notice the lawsuit they’re facing.
Got 3 new xbox 360 games 2 days ago. Hitman absolution, duke nukem forever, and aliens colonial marines
nice
Hitman absolution I heard is neat, I own that, but haven't played it. Chance of 100% achievements bam 0%
I did 85% in absolution and then called it a day
I bet you got the ones I will never get
yeah game I own and hardly played it
I have all 8 of the discontinued achievments so could 100% it if I felt likeit
Bing Ai is so cool!
No one stopped my leave of absence when I was gone for 3 days so now I have to wait up to 72 hours before todays punches even show 😅
thats something I didnt know.. Square was the publisher
lol okay I always check TA first, apparently started the game in 2015 got 1 achievement
Didn't they publish all recent ones?
I thought those things were automated but they aren’t! It’s all connected to my badge number and someone has to manually go in. I thought Amazon had enough money for that to be automatic 😂
Hitman 2 was WB
oh right hitman 2 was an odd one out
i wish hitman 2 was still on the store
no
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I plan on eventually getting discs for the old ones
gg
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lots of things
things the random tiktokers says are "cool and fine to do" 😆
I highly doubt that any Microsoft support would send you to here
do they even know about us?
some guy lied
Ah ok so nothing official from Microsoft or Xbox makes more sense
why did I just now when it's leaving find out DJMAX Respect V is on Gamepass
Possibly 🤔 that’s a good question
whats thay
Rhythm game
Ooo like hifi rush
hi fi rush 2 when?
not exactly, more like direct rhythm game
yeah its not been announced that long ago tbh
tough trolley problem
It literally JUST came out
double it
drift
Let the game have a few years before hounding for a second lol
no we need hi fi rush 2 NOW
Hi-Fi Rush getting an update, so no point asking them to release another game. the thing with that dev going from Evil Within horror to that is pretty cool though
I would go for a drift
find the guy who keeps typing poeple to trolley tracks and push them off a pier
how about we help the guy tying people to the trolley tracks
since when did this server have a gooigi emote 
2edgy4me
and well we have been told games are taking 4-6 years to make. so dont expect to see many sequels for awhile
we've always had that weird emoji lol
Not to mention a second game doesn’t always mean good or better. Also it was a shadow drop which means a 2nd one wouldn’t invoke the same response
at lest as long as I've been here
right but we need more funny cat
people tend to use these for DJMAX
id settle for story dlc
we getting new modes in July
not enough
And it’s not like they’d be able to shadow drop again because people would be waiting for it and it’s too critically acclaimed for that to happen again
well thats what you getting
i heard tango was working on some rpg game
also teased Evil Within 3 aswell easter egg inside of Hi-Fi Rush
nah the evil within eastereggs were more just tributes to the franchise
unless i was missing one that did hint at it
Don’t get your hopes up is all. My guess it more content/DLC than having any sequel
And if it is something more than DLC it’s definitely not in development yet
it seems rainbow six siege got harder to run in between the period I played on gamepass and when I bough it on sale
starfield and fortnite crossover when
you just gonna keep going through bad ideas till you might hit something good?
and yeah I will watch that Dodgeball Sequel
Realistically? Probably also something very far down the line if it even happens. The game could (fingers crossed it doesn’t) tank and then Fortnite would lose time and money
is starwars outlaws gonna be on gamepass?
no it will be on Ubi+
No Ubisoft+
0/10
bro i just watched the fable trailer again and why does the girl look like that 😭
oh nothing mb my fellow friend
lol
wait shes black?
no
im so confused she doesnt look black what, lemme watch it again
All game related skins in Fortnite that have come out, especially recently have been games that have been out for YEARS and got a remake or FPS boost or something like that. Starfield is YEARS away from being in Fortnite especially considering it’s Bethesda and I don’t think we have any Bethesda characters in Fortnite currently (I could be wrong)
fortnite never shouldve do collab for skins it ruins the game
debatable but alright green
Maybe the Fortnite is just the friends we made along the way
that aint black
its mixed
it's not up to you tbh
no only on the pic right she looks mixed on the others she white lol
Logical and deductive reasoning helps with not getting your hopes up for things
She looks white in that photo (imo) kinda but it’s also just a lighting thing I think
step back pls
wtf no who r u
a moderator
so its not like ur above me lol
wtvuq i wouldnt continue, green bans alot
no
people just mad that it's more natural and not overly processed that society is used to anymore
Also if you gotta start your question with “wouldn’t it be crazy…” also pretty foreshadowing
lol
I love that people are taking the one pic that is circulating online and running with this 'ugly' narrative. Like no one here has ever had a bad picture taken of them
green is racist bro
bro is speedrunning a ban
don't throw around weird accusations like that
i think thats ggs guys im ngl speedruns over
How did we get here
🤨 what have I arrived to
I was actually trying to keep you from saying something that would get you banned
i'm guessing birth
That what I’m saying
Never thought I'd be here for that.

You know I had a funny joke that involved sending an image
the look of the character (In Game) is inline with the fable universe and time line anyone that as played a fable game will know that.
So just imagine I sent 4 Diablo sauce packets and said Diablo 4
(Very funny laugh now)
i wonder if our character in fable is only that girl from the trailer?
i doubt it
Diablo sauce challenge
I’m still astonished that amazons return to work system is not automated like their LOA system lol
most probably seeing as there was gameplay in that trailer too
it should be male and female like other fable games
i havent played fable 1 but wasnt it like a bethesda game where u created your own character?
some are, some aren't
They're doing one with KFC right now, I work at a combination KFC/Taco Bell so they hammered me hard about wrapping the sandwiches in the proper diablo wrap
Astonished but also worried there’s gonna be some excuse to not pay me for today
I got a small jumpscare, was looking at a public snapchat story and then there was a button looking like a bookmark that sent a friend request 
I hope not Kat!
but yeabh this is Playgrounds first dive away from racing games so no idea
can't stand UI that's just icons with no help for what they mean
k just googled it in fable 1 u can only be a dude
not sure why we wouldn't have the option to play as either like the other Fable Games
Basically, buy a sandwich online, and said sandwich will have a QR code on the wrapper to claim free stuff in-game.
i am batman
my boba tea is too sweet today
"account logged out, log in again"
i just want fable 4 to have choices that matter
Me too! Luckily there’s laws on my side
be silent
are you serious rn
and not have the main character be overly annoying (forspoken moment)
lol
clowns gonna clown
bro your gonna get banned 😭
he's in quiet time
The
emote on the role is great tbh. Might "borrow" that for myself.
Fable protagonist looks amazing. Couldn’t care less what a bunch of weird people on twitter say about her
mod or not, who tells people to 'be silent'?
hasn't the fable protagonist always been kinda ugly?
i just hope fable protag boy or girl isnt overly quippy or annoying or anything like atomic heart or forspoken
They should have said that the bookmark was to add someone
a teacher to kids during a test? xD
im assuming thats gonna be a joke in the game lol, itd be funny if it was
This emoji does 🤫
Doom choosing chaos again
i have an announcement to make
👀
I've seen in a lot of UIs that have unlabeled icons you can tap and hold and it'll reveal what the icon does. Discord used to do this
technology IS evolving
I loved the Madagascar movies as a kid
No? It was a stylistic choice. Same goes for the new Fable character. And I honestly don’t think she is ugly. I don’t even know why people think that
unrealistic expectations of beauty and modern day society blah blah blah
12 hour work shift done, now time for some video games
I don’t think anyone is gonna argue this one
Nice Lucy. What you going to play?
bros want every female protag to look like those mobile game ads
Not every video game character needs to look like a victorias secret model smh
More Diablo
i feel like the devs are gonna make her appearance as a joke in the game, itd be amazing since it would please both sides
Or anime girls
no it would not
because one random screengrab that isn't the most flattering is being passed around. Since , you know, social media people have never had a bad pic taken of them
Probably some disney dreamlight valley
john pork 🤤
Pig in sunglasses 👌👌
hmm i don't know why people want the perfect looking character even popular male characters have lines in their forehead or skin blemishes
@tired hare please don't post fake stuff
Nice! They added any new characters recently?
most recent character add was the fairy god mother
Oh very cool
Ophelia beat me to it lol
Bippity boppity boop
Ophelia. I watched Extraction 2
k so just researched it in some older fable games there was a stat you could lvl up to make yourself look more appealing, thats honestly a really cool mechanic hope this game has that too
Looking at my just for you shop on overwatch I wonder what hero I play
I’ve seen people complain that anime Fortnite skins are too skinny but then they create one outside of what most anime characters are and then they call em ugly and Americanizing anime. You cannot win.
was it good?
It was one of the movies
Extraction 2 gud, for like first act.
yeah those were fat-shamey tbh
Like… I really already forgot what it was about
I'll watch, but not for the plot
am going to watch it later
Action was good tho. So you’ll be entertained
debatable but ok, anyways STARFIELD
not interested in a debate
neither am i
starfield looks amazing, only thing that could ruin it is a bad launch which i also doubt
Game or not people need to just love each other for what’s on the inside and not the out. We are all different and those things should be celebrated
Probably reaper
They won't complain about Kimiko Five tails tho 
correct 🔔 🎉
Well that’s an animal creature lol
it's a fortnite skin still 😛
How dare you say that about polygons? I demand unrealistic beautiful super models at every corner in my games! /s
i agree /s
is it true you can say the most vile things imaginable but just say /s and nobody can say anything?
It reminds me of this ‘literal me’ crowd that goes around. No one of them is even close to their idols.
Something tells me you're not actually being sarcastic.
i midly dislike peanut better and jelly /s
No.
i just did it 😎
No, you didn't, because I immediately called you out. We have brains, you know.
rule 1 still applies
I'm not in doubt with a bad launch at least for pc
Speak for yourself! I have you know… I don’t have a brain.
You cannot hide vile things with sarcasm. That’s 100% false and if you even think that is possible that’s a problem
Lol
oh yea? watch this then. i think that peanut butter is disgusting and i hate it i hate it i hate it /s
Somebody really doesn’t understand how /s works
yes i do /s
I don't think you understand sarcasm at all.
I got a really bad problem that Xbox support and the community support won’t even help me with and it’s ruining my account
no
Time for sleep. Got a day of golf tomorrow. Never touched a golf club before in my life so I can only expect things to go terribly 😅⛳
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Good night all. Have a good one 💪👋
Nini Albzi!
I already did that no one helped
not much we can do then
Yeah I don’t mind being accidentally pinged here and there but a reply wasn’t even needed for something like that
Good luck out there, Albzi! 😄 Sounds like it'll be fun
Damn anchel. Why did you post a video of yourself golfing?
try turning your xbox on and off again?
Oh that’s right the kids have been let out for the summer
I've only ever tried mini-golf 😛
Tho I wonder if Anchel was golfing with Yves to pitch the Avatar game
God damn. The grass went further than the ball!
Further than the ball that didn’t even flinch
star wars outlaws looks cool
That grass succeeded more in that swing than I will ever 😂
that would totally be me golfing. I'm the one who will embarass you in the bowling alley by throwing the ball such that it makes an awful noise on the floor
I love doing that on purpose
Anyone ever played this one 90s minigolf game? 😄
don't worry there is so many people that make it be loud hit on the floor
I just went on YouTube to find something to watch and saw some really bad news. That’s enough YouTube for today
GGs return to lobby
ok to laugh at that bc I'm sure it's staged 😄
Like everyone is watching and you just throw that bowling ball like it’s a football and it makes a satisfying ‘BOMPH BOMPH’ sound? Damn… nothing better than that
not been bowling in a long time, suppose thats same for Golf used to hit the driving range quite often. never was able to get the ball to fly in the air, used to only go like 15ft off the ground lol
last night i got an ad on youtube which was just the full netflix tudum event, like, all 3 hours
I haven't been bowling in ages
would have been insane if i couldn't skip it
went to a pitch n putt place, was dark by the time we finished as it took so long to get through 18 holes
god damn it
Dangers in my heart just ended and now I have to wait till january 2024 for more episodes
no swearing 😠
that's not a swear
Gosh darn
banned for 8 years no quesitions asked
What in the flip guys
The fact Dangers in my Heart was one of the most popular shows next to gundam etc just shows that it’s one of the best romcoms out there
grrrrrr no swearing
I took my animation team out for karting last Thursday as a team-building. But unfortunately I couldn't join myself
Was still fun to see the pictures they took, had qualifiers, finals and a podium with medals at the end
Gotta make sure I'm in next time.
Did they throw bananas at each other?
Why is he mad😭
If it’s not filtered and people aren’t purposely bypassing it’s completely fine. Not to mention there’s mods around let em do their job
I lost count of how many times that joke was told last week
mad at homophobic walnuts
I hate Microsoft Corporation now what just happen
man do i seriously gotta use tone indicators everytime i make a joke?
I will never be as cool as that kid
I seeeeeeee
k
Yeah probably
Same. I’ll forever be uncool
dang thats sad
With so little detail apparently we know just as little as you do of what just happen
Depending on who youre with I guess
Yes. Yes you do if you’re gonna make jokes that look serious. Not to mention jokes still need to follow the rules
@heavy wigeon keep it cool here
likely got to do with the 1TB Series S.
#rules 😃 1. Be cool, kind, and civil. Treat all members with respect and express your thoughts in a constructive manner.
i literally said no swearing to a guy saying what the flip how is that serious? but ill drop it
I agree
i also agree with taco
Not to mention when people may not know you and your usual tone, so people can't tell if you're being serious or not.
For example, we all know Matt makes jokes. I'm prepared to read every single line he writes as a joke. Come to think of it, did he ever write anything serious? 
whats a matt
Matt can be serious, only sometimes though
someone who doesn't generally have time for the nonsense on this server
A person who tells dad jokes every minute 😛
this is my friend, Steven Crowe. Wrestler that also goes by 'the rhinestone cowboy'
fab outfit
the dad jokes is a way to avoid the brain from shutting off from the trolls
Sometimes I feel like a wall would understand me better
normally comes in wearing the hat and coat and everything, this was post match
oh I have to do dad jokes around the house aswell.
Damn ophelia. How does an uncool girl like you get such cool friends?
Can someone look at my thread in the community support I really need help
star wars outlaws looks like assains creed in space, is that a good thing? no idea

They look nothing alike
someone will help if they can
okay so the outfit is great, but why is his head the size of his torso?
Don’t worry. I got your back bud. Unless you are downed in fortnite and you stole all my loot
Yknow I just bought the S original like a couple weeks ago and when I saw the new version was coming out I was gonna be mad but I realized I didn’t care cause it was just storage and color
Lol
Hey, there!
bad angle on the pic. Same mood as 'fable main character is ugly'
Alright
i dont play fortnite but i can confirm this is accurate
You’ve never played with us and probably never will so how would you know this?
i swear to god man
lol yea I'm fighting with 'optics angle vs image angle' right now... give me a sec and I'll show you the absolutely bonkers orientation I need to put my camera at to get a 'mostly but still not quite' square/straight image
That is definitely a unique take I haven't heard yet. I guess it is similar in that in the gameplay video you knock someone down from behind and... wait no, that's not similar to AC either.
you don't play fortnite but your name is fortnite fan?
where the heck ar ethe thunderstorms I was promised
that is the strangest comparison i have ever heard
/j
my dead cats wife made it that
you're that person, should have known better
It happened last night😂
I slept thru it I guess!
we had Thunderstorms tonight and luckily no headache
I saw someone say Avatar looked like Far Cry and I'm...I mean I'm kinda getting tired of it.
I genuinely don't understand what these people are seeing but I'm beginning to think they might need help.
I want to get over my fear of thunderstorms but they keep forecasting them and then nothing happens
I had thunderstorms too my roof was leaking and our power went out
i want to mow the lawn but the weather sucks
Just because Ubisoft made the Star Wars outlaw and AC doesn’t mean they’re even remotely similar 😅
Avatar reminded me more, funnily enough, of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger than it did Far Cry. I don't what people are talking about.
Armored core looks like Elden Ring/Dark Souls
Starfield looks like Skyrim
Jam looks like juice
We all heard it all before
We've had back-to-back thunderstorms for the past few days, here Had an insane one during UbiForward, too. It was one hell of an experience sitting through UbiForward with all hell breaking loose outside. 
hi i just wana know if somebody knows how to fix a spotify bug on xbox
ok guys
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should i wait and save for a series X or series S i already have 150
I can see similarities, sure. But when you have games made by the same teams that should be expected
Did the power shut down during before or after the just dance section?
After. 
I guess that's true, yeah.
someune?
I feel like I could make a bet for some really odd and obscure take about a video game existing and I’d be rich lol
I probably have to work overtime again tomorrow
I did. I ended up seeing most of it, actually. The power came back up in 5 mins.
I also don't see that as a bad thing, I love the FC games. But most of the people online saying it are using it as a complaint, and that's annoying. I mean, it's pretty rare these days to have a game that's entirely something new that doesn't look/feel like anything else
I don’t think there is a such thing as an odd and obscure take for a video game
‘Tlou2 story is bad’ was the worst take I have read in my entire life and I can’t take most of the gaming community serious anymore after that
If there’s a take there’ll be a whole community around it no matter how stupid it may or may not seem
That take itself is odd. Have you not seen this chat the last hour?
It makes more sense with the second message I sent
Honestly? Even a huge community behind a wrong stance is still a community having a wrong stance
Like I guess it depends what you consider odd and obscure, if you base it purely on your opinion than you are right but if it’s more of a general thing then it can go either way
Every single post/video/tweet about the game has a bunch of Far Cry comments 😛
And honestly, can't say we weren't expecting that. There's elements that will always feel a bit like borrowed from other games. I just gotta hope that eventually people will see the game for what's unique about it rather than what it has in common with Far Cry.
We’re also talking about the gaming community. A community that famously doesn’t even know exactly what they want lol
That’s true but the incorrectness is subjective like that side that we think are incorrect also think that we are incorrect
They want to be mad
So true
For example the whole ‘Fable protagonist is ugly’ community for example? Yeah those are a good example
Again. They need a shower
Incorrectiveness in video games isn’t always subjective
Someone stole my zen on overwatch 🥲
There are things that can be objectively wrong
I didn't even know that existed. Same reasons as for Aloy in HFW?
when peeps say a game is like another one, that was awesome and wildly popular.. its like.. great! so that means this looks good
That’s a good point it definitly depends on the topic
Yes. As always.
Yeah, true. That's what I'm hoping for. I mean I guess what I originally meant is what Ophelia said before, that they're using Far Cry as an insult, but it's like...eh.
I’m just waiting for the darkest dungeon 2 Xbox release man 😭
Insult? Should have said it looked like Gollum then
I’m actually about to no life that game
I will admit there was one time I was given a mission at work by HQ: "Make the game less Far Cry-like" 😛 That was already a few years ago. No matter what we do, people will still see that.
Nft ingame plushies

Ew
i dont think you understand how plushies work
Stop... 😢
Make nft in game plushies but in real life and not nfts
Anchel please tell me Ubisoft isn’t planning on getting into the NFT space 😂
Is anyone even doing the nft thing anymore tho? The hype died down quickly
"This feee-male has small hairs on her face! How revolting!"
And Tes, I think the marketing team has heard that loud and clear 😂
Also, it's hilarious there's entire communities that are dedicated now to the droid ND-5, drooling over it and its trench coat 😂
said by a base dweller who has never seen a female upclose
the peoplle want plushies!!!!! 😂
the hider
I find this hilarious 😂 https://twitter.com/camandfilm/status/1668772944884146179?s=20
i mean...
He ripped
Honestly, the character model of the Fable person looks just like the person they modeled it after, and that person is good-looking.
People just pick an unflattering frame of a video and then act like they're the ugliest person ever.
Look at those abs… I mean components
Anyone else playin loop hero?
Just discovered the masterpiece even though it’s been out for 2 years
dont make a hot robot , smh
Loop hero is amazing. Definitely a fun ride and an enjoyable game
always a cool feeling to find a brand new game you might've missed the chance to try before
that was me with neon white (so glad it's coming to game pass)
Yeah
could have gone the route of like..clap trap but nope. so you just gotta expect these things 😂
Neon White is amazing… besides the story lol
I gotta play coffe talk 2 and slime rancher 2 too
bob scary
My stomach is still not happy. Turns out what I’ve been sick with is also going around my workplace 😫
There is a new meme in the ow2 community which I find funny.
The structure is a voice line from a character and then being aligned with the missing of the pve.
Like : ‘Die Die Die’ reaper said to the PVE
Or ‘Let it go’ did Mei say to the Pve
They now doing it with the skin prices
Wild frost needs to console release Fr
Can someone help me with an issue im having with my Xbox One S?
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Hello all, how is everyone?
I'm okay ig
Yea I'm almost off work so I'm pretty hyped
I can’t tell if I am tired or hungry 😅
Same I got a little less than 3 more hours
Gonna eat some ramen before heading out to watch The Flash 🌩️
Hi anyone suggest me xbox dev support server?
there isnt one afaik
Can i find this server xbox developer?
what do you mean?
I don't know of any
If there is it probably isn’t official
Okay.
A developer of this server? What would that even be?
I thought they were asking for a server for Xbox developers
can you make all hidden achievements unhidden without going through every achievement?

nope its one at a time
kinda lame i was hoping i can do all at once
unless you have a website like Trueachievements that lets you look at all the "secret" hidden achievement list, but it will still not show them on console.
I forgot the name of an old Xbox 360 game.Can someone help
trueachievements is awesome, highly recommended
Hexic
yeah i'm signed up to ta
sure, give us some clues
okay go for it, give as many details possible
I though they were gonna have us list em off lol
I love playing this game, always fun trying to remember things from years ago
it;s like a puzzle 😄
does the safari zone work? im just stuck on a loading screen
idk what that is
Sometimes I can’t remember things from this morning
One I’ll never figure out lol
So there is a blue and red team and every team has a base and in that base you cloud get cars and stuff and every map had other cars and there was one map with a robot
any idea who made or published it
Somehow that description sounds familiar but I cannot put my finger on it
Yes
No I don’t know
There was also a map with a bridge
Can you give us more clues?
what style - realistic? cartoony?
this?
The robot you head in a map could jump very high and it head good weapons and there where also tanks the style I don’t know
is it tf2
No
steel battalion
I found a small list if it’s 3D
Did you play the game on the same acount you are using right now?
hi guys
Otherwise you could check your liblary
No I was 7 8 years ago
i need one key of gamepass ><
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7
Buy one
yeah no idea on this game
Now you just need to find the other 24 keys to complete the code!
yeah if you know your GT from back then, you can check that
try and see if reddit has the answer got to the sub reddit page called tipofmyjoystick
they have helped me a few times
Okey thanks I will ask my brother for the acc
Was it Crysis 2?
No the people or bots where their team Color
Mate why has everyone been com banned
not everyone has
i can't really think of any other red and blue team games
I’m not com banned
Just wait
I'm not banned
All my mates just have been com banned
Cool👍
Don’t say things that are offensive and/against the rules and you don’t have to worry
let's not have the drama here
Na like 12 of us and we did nothing
cool, drama free zone pls
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there ya go
what does com mean?
communication
oh
I went to check for status thinking maybe it was something wrong with Xbox live services. That’s a nightmare when that happens
oof yeah
Today doesn’t feel like a Sunday. I keep thinking it’s Monday
Yeah same here
i can't wait for monday
One minute left till monday!
well i have many many hours left i'm hoping i get my mail tomorrow
If I’m feeling better tomorrow Kylie and I gotta try to do something out of the house 😂
Ive got school today probaly gonna be boring
i hope i get my starfield controller tomorrow
I don’t have work for the next two days and my anxiety has been higher so maybe doing something fun would be nice
Play patty cake
I need to do something outside of the house 🥸
A nice walk in the forest
How hot is it gonna be tomorrow though 🤔
good point
Oh ew it says 90
I like evening walks after sunset on hot days but I guess I need to get some 'squito repellant
too hot
I mean the mall of America isn’t terribly far and if we got hot there’s ice cream!
Evening walks are great
yeah! mall walks are good
Hopefully Kylie doesn’t get lost in that big mall 😂
me and Tes got lost so many times lol
its huge
it really is
too easy to get turned around lol
I wonder how much will be different from when I was last there 😂 if it’s not much different I can be a tour guild lol
very far
What’s the worst is when you keep going around because you don’t remember if you saw that part of the mall yet or not 😂
hahaha yes
and thats with just staying on one floor
is there a disk version for xbox series s
no
yes it's called xbox series x
there is the series x, it is a Series with a disc
fuuuuuu
-dge?
yes
-nky fresh
Burger Burger is my favorite restaurant in the mall of America. They have impossible burgers and cook em so well
ooo I need to check them out
Size comparison between a Series X and a PS5
ok i sold my ps4 so i can buy a series s. W switch
(stolen from reddit)
I can understand Xbox adding a 1TB option for the series s but the biggest thing with the s is that it doesn’t have a disk drive
yea i barely get disk games so imma get the S
good call
yea now that i can use gamepass and get 500 games instead of having to wait every month for 3 free games from playstation plus
See I can’t do disks. I lose, scratch and break them way too easily. Series S is so perfect for that because now I don’t even have the option where I could talk myself into “well I can do one disk” and then break it 😂
Bro got the tallest ps5 in the universe
yea last time i got a disk i accidentally sat on the case and cracked the disk because i left it on the couch
Or the “this time will be different” convincing
Yup that sounds like me! I’m super clumsy and forgetful
me too
They made the Series S just for people like us 😂
and its smaller so less chance of me breaking it
what are you doing with your console that you run in to the chance to break it regardless of its size?
Just don’t stand it up and put it near a ledge and you’ll be alright
one time i had a wii U and was playing wii sports and swung my remote and hit the wii and it fell
don't swing things at either of the xbox models
ill think about it
It honestly feels like it haha. I got a PS5 about 3 weeks ago and it is not only huge, it looks kind of ridiculous sitting in my entertainment unit
Tact how does it feel to not be super clumsy? 😂 I’ve luckily never broken a console but don’t ask me how many phone I’ve cracked in just 8 years
omg you have an entertainment unit so lucky i have a vizio tv and a dusty shelf 😦
well I have a piece of cardboard on industrial shelving
My phone rn is CURRENTLY cracked and has been since day 2 of having this phone 😂
damn ive dropped my phone down the stairs multiple times and it hasnt cracked even without a screen protector
skill issue icl
They are both pretty big. Look much better standing vertical imo
oh jeez, i guess the dialog is nsfw in that lmao
wow Tac didnt know you had the PS6 early, from that earlier image. lol
wait what happened
Is it cracked at fortnite you say?
it is an amazing movie sequence though, lol
yeah it is!
I dropped my phone while trying to catch my flight and had no case at the time because it was new and only had enough in the budget for the down payment. Straight on the pavement. Luckily it’s just the back. Why make the back glass too? 😭
can i open screen in discord by playing fifa 23 from tv via xbox series s
No
I thought apple learned from the first generations of iPhone 😂
I thought they learned from the iPhone 6 and 6 plus
I’m definitely not cracked at Fortnite. I am probably the worst player imaginable 😂
I meant your phone 😛
Half, could barely get 5 tails a few times tho😅
is it against any sort of rule to buy xbox keys off 3rd party sellers?
I recently ordered a Chatpad for my new Xbox which can make typing on a controller easier, such as searching on the web via Bing or Microsoft Edge, sending text messages to friends, and redeeming codes via the Microsoft Store.
For some reason me and a bunch of other people did this in a public creative map
Ahh here we go I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max. I think I’ve continued to call it the 11 Pro Max 😂
that's why you drop it all the time
depends. some of them are fine, but some are sketchy and will rip you off
you got the 800 pound encylopedia sized version!
Was the iPhone 12 pro max the newest one in 2020 or 2021? 🤔
2020
released late 2020, most people didn't get theirs until early 2021
Ahh ok yeah I got mine in march 2021 😂
I went from an 11 to a 13, and when the 15 comes out I'll upgrade to that for the better camera.
I've seen some of the photos from the 14 taken at the same time as my 13, and they are clearly better - but not worth upgrading that fast
yeah i’ve bought alot off a website but this time it’s from Ebay, for crime boss rockay city. they’re selling it £10 cheaper but i’m just wondering if they can like revoke the code after it’s been redeemed or something
W server picture fr
I’m debating on if it makes sense to get the back of my glass fixed and use it until it completely dies on me or get a different phone later this year 😂
That’s what we sayin
check the seller reviews. it's probably fine but make sure
I’ve been wanting to move away from apple products (personal preference not trying to create an argument) but at the same time it’d be cheaper to just get the back fixed and possibly get a few more years out of it
can i open screen in discord by playing fifa 23 from tv via xbox series
still no
No
This is the longest I’ve had a phone without it completely dying woo
can you play l4d2 on a Xbox 360 with someone playing it on Xbox one?
I always thought you could considering they’re the same servers and stuff
yes
Is it still considered cross play if it between two different gens? Or is there a different term?
One plays the 360 version
Oh interesting
It’s so crazy how gaming has changed and developed in just the last 5-10 years. I’m excited for the future of gaming
yeah as far as the console and games are concerned its a xbox 360 game running on a xbox 360 back compat magic
reggie fils aime posting his feet on twitter for fathers day, nothing out of the ordinary
This haptic feedback thing on the Pixel 7 is mind blowing
I'm sitting here using an app to play my music, and my phone's haptic motor is vibrating the low frequencies
Kylie made us some mac and cheese and it was yummy
Xbox 360 legacy Minecraft>>>>>bedrock minecraft
Depends how you look at it
Xbox 360 is better
State your opinion better and I can think about it
hi
I prefer what Minecraft is now but it’s nice we can have different opinions
I prefer java over most, but each own version has their share of good stuff
Yup
I think bedrock has some bugs that just turn me to not like it, and a different feel due to it well not being java coded. But it’s damn good optimized
Here’s how to access the new Discord Mobile Layout for iPhone, iPad, and Android:
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In that box, tap and hold on the image until the new layout appears

The new dashboard is fire
I don't get why, but the new discord mobile layout runs like garbage on my phone
Not that the discord app at all is performant since the React Native update
✨
That's because its better
You can't win by keeping the dashboard the same and you can't win by changing it, so
Why even try
The new dashboard is clean
dashboard randomiser
Just before I found out about the dashboard redesign I was setting a background on my Xbox and was thinking "hm, I wish the dashboard showed my wallpaper a bit more"
And now it does
total chaos
is on xbox one too?
I'd absolutely love to turn on my Series S and see the blades dashboard out of nowhere lmfao
Who liked the new dashboard?
I've yet to get the new dash, is it still on insider builds or did it reach stable?
You can't.
You can’t
It's still only on in Insider.
What
Think of it like this, if there is something that seems so big and simple in theory, it won’t work
im a delta insider and i have the new dashboard
You really can't boot the XBOX from anything other than... its own storage. That would be a huge security hole, they're better than that.
If you have the new dashboard, you're on an insider build
im a delta
Oh you edited
its on alpha skip ahead only?
Who said that?
No.
Obviously not
Ps3 otheros throwback
I don't understand people who think the Xbox is just a PC and I don't understand people who think the Xbox is just running Windows. Neither is remotely true.
Because i became a delta 1 day ago and i get the new dashboard this evening
Xbox is xbox
Is there a date for the new dashboard to release public?
this tbh

It has some components in common with a PC, and the OS shares some code in common with Windows I think, but please Em let me know if I am very wrong. However, it's very much not the same thing.

You pretty much hit the nail on the head as far as I've ever been aware, Sol.
Same as I have understood
No if you want Early be a insider and get delta level
Morning
There are insider tiers higher than Delta
Ahh, yea, I read that in Trust Me Bro Weekly's newsletter too!
Uhhhhhh NO. The XBOX motherboard does not have the same power connectors as a PC motherboard and that's not even all the problems with this idea.
alpha skip ahead?
Alpha Skip Ahead, Alpha, Beta, Delta, Omega
The new UI is on in Delta and some of Omega, I think
If we just think here in general, you can’t take something not a PC and put it in a PC, where would it even be put in a PC case? Yeah it’s not a PC 😅
it's same % to beta/delta/omega
is my car a PC but in a car shaped case? 
I’m gonna Chuck my cars turbo on my pc bro it will enhance the fps and resolution
I put a beer keg tap in a PC case though...
im a delta and i get the new dashboard
What are you talking about now?
Yes, you've only said this three times already
I'm on Delta and it hasn't rolled out to my system yet, no updates available either.
All knowing and all seeing Microsoft has decided I am not worthy yet lmao
Yea im the best
Wait so what's the difference between series and one controllers?
becuase yo're distracting us lmao
we could talk about food instead
Per Iris it's on in 66% of Delta, 66% of Beta and some percentage lower than 66% of Omega
Yeah lets just do that
If I take the engine out of my car and put that in another car, it will magically be another engine type
the 'share' button didn't come out until teh Series right?
I just tried the new freeze at taco bell. Looked odd tasted good

