#general-chat
limpid flicker
fluid creek
no i meant that i haven't tweeted in a bit lol
granite verge
Tes, do you follow The Count?
merry palm
Yes, yes I do
granite verge
:D
merry palm
I want to know if it started at zero
cursive badger
yello fellow xboxers
merry palm
I'm not scrolling that far back
plush furnace
Hello chat
desert sonnet
no i meant that i haven't tweeted in a bit lol
You tweeted your watch stressing you out 😆
dark sparrow
For some reason pics won't load, sadge
tired hare
Hello. Did you know what 0 said 8?!
merry palm
Twitter
dark sparrow
Is count creating an army?
tired hare
Hello. Did you know what 0 said 8?!
Nice belt! 😄
dark sparrow
❓
tired hare
Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?
It’s a game changer
astral shoal
For some reason pics won't load, sadge
It could it be your VPN? Sometimes it happens.
tired hare
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox series X
limpid flicker
Not funny.
crimson aurora
Hi, I have a problem with my controller, I bought it like 2 months ago and now I have a big problem with it.
So, if I get my L stick up, it return and that's normal, but in games it remain up, same thing down, NOT left-right, I can't play any games with this and I wanna ask u if I need to buy another controller or I can fix it somehow (sorry for my very bad English, I hope u understand smth)
weary solarBOT
Hi, I have a problem with my controller, I bought it like 2 months ago and now I...
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dark sparrow
Yooo it's the number
craggy summit
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I ...
Not funny bro
tired hare
I just realised something for my mere future, the average job salary is like £12 an hour, working 12 hrs a day equates to £144, working 100 days therefore gives £14.4k, and timing that by 10 gives 144k, so in 1000 days you would work 500 days for only £144k, which can only purchase you around a 3 bedroom house, and this is not even considering the inflation in the future, should I be worried? Lol
dark sparrow
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I ...
Not funny
And is illegal
tired hare
I got bored and did alot of math
granite verge
I want to know if it started at zero
Twitter
fluid creek
omg
dark sparrow
👀
tired hare
https://twitter.com/CountVonCount/status/197685573325029379
What is this?
craggy summit
Omgg
granite verge
Confirmed, Count does not use zero based indexes
fluid creek
what does it look like?
tired hare
I asked a Canadian what his favorite buttons on an Xbox controller were.
He said Y, A.
tired hare
what does it look like?
A number, but what for?
fluid creek
open the link and look
merry palm
That's fantastic
tired hare
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
dark sparrow
I asked a Canadian what his favorite buttons on an Xbox controller were.
He sai...
After what you said, nothing you say is really funny anymore.
craggy summit
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
OK now that's insanely unfunny
fluid creek
@tired hare let's chill on the jokes now please.
glad torrent
Sam, mines boring but this comment had me dying from Skipo 😂
fluid creek
LOL
craggy summit
Lol
karmic mauve
dark sparrow
That link
merry palm
That.. wall of link
tired hare
So a dude that started counting from 2012 and is still going to this day, how special
astral shoal
Not clicking that.
karmic mauve
its cs-go for the xbox
dark sparrow
Count Von Count
tired hare
<@456226577798135808> let's chill on the jokes now please.
Do you know how to disappear "one" by adding words?!
Add G then it's GONE
astral saffron
It's a Muppet or something
sharp nymph
Hello everyone, I’m having a small issue with my Xbox. Can anyone help?
merry palm
Stop pls
fluid creek
Stop linking it
tired hare
he's....Count..ing.
Magnificent
dark sparrow
Please tell me you watched sesame street
tired hare
Nope.
karmic mauve
Stop linking it
ok
tired hare
Never watched It, probably never ever will
tired hare
Hello everyone, I’m having a small issue with my Xbox. Can anyone help?
I thought your name was DonHQ ..not "having a small issue with my Xbox"
fast wyvern
Is anybody having trouble on Xbox live
dark sparrow
No
cinder veldt
Nope, playing GTA V atm
lime sequoia
Nope, playing GTA V atm
i just had the valkyrie cargo mission, its so annoying to do it solo
dark sparrow
Ooh, got mimetowned.
sharp nymph
So I’m trying to open Microsoft store, but it keeps kicking me out of it. I checked my updates and found that Microsoft store requires an update.. So my question is, why is it it kicking me out? Is it because I haven’t updated Microsoft store?
astral shoal
That mime role never gets old to me 😂
lime sequoia
only thing that sucks about cargo missions in gta is the weird missions that you are required to do
cinder veldt
The Valkyrie one does suck
dark sparrow
only thing that sucks about cargo missions in gta is the weird missions that you...
It got a lil better with the update yesterday
astral shoal
Are you playing the Series version or One Swagus?
fast wyvern
i just had the valkyrie cargo mission, its so annoying to do it solo
Idiots don’t listen during gta mission to when I tell them to put your guns away guess what they do they end up running in shooting the guards up like jeez
craggy summit
So I’m trying to open Microsoft store, but it keeps kicking me out of it. I chec...
Microsoft store mostly doesn't work even on xbox it stops abit, I also have a pc and Microsoft store would not open at all in it
sharp nymph
Microsoft store mostly doesn't work even on xbox it stops abit, I also have a pc...
So should I restart my Xbox?
cinder veldt
Are you playing the Series version or One Swagus?
Usually I play the series one but atm I'm playing the one version on my Xbox One X
dark sparrow
What mission are you saying no guns?
sharp nymph
It was working perfectly fine before
craggy summit
I guess, for my pc I reseted my pc but for Xbox just restart
sharp nymph
I guess, for my pc I reseted my pc but for Xbox just restart
Alright, thank you
astral shoal
Usually I play the series one but atm I'm playing the one version on my Xbox One...
Oh nice, are you enjoying the new update?
fast wyvern
What mission are you saying no guns?
The latest update with the new stuff
long maple
restarts fixes a lot of things, hence why IT always ask to turn it Off/On
dark sparrow
The latest update with the new stuff
The FIB office?
desert sonnet
My legs are so soooore
craggy summit
The latest update with the new stuff
Cj my man I love your game
fast wyvern
Yeah this low level wouldn’t listen so I ended leaving him
desert sonnet
Specifically my ankles. They feel swollen
lime sequoia
Idiots don’t listen during gta mission to when I tell them to put your guns away...
so true
cinder veldt
Oh nice, are you enjoying the new update?
I am, also getting oddly nostalgic idk why tbh
tired hare
howdy
craggy summit
Hi
tired hare
how do you do
dark sparrow
I am, also getting oddly nostalgic idk why tbh
Have you gotten the achievements?
desert sonnet
I heard pickle juice helps with soreness. Anyone ever try that?
astral shoal
I am, also getting oddly nostalgic idk why tbh
Probably because it’s updating older DLCs. Glad you are enjoying it. I’m curious what this winters will be. 🙂
cinder veldt
Probably because it’s updating older DLCs. Glad you are enjoying it. I’m curious...
Probably that and the fact my character and "old" (not really that long ago I played) cars are here
astral shoal
I heard pickle juice helps with soreness. Anyone ever try that?
I haven’t but try it.
karmic mauve
cs-go is on xbox
short mantle
My feet are sore. They’re not used to me standing up all day at work. I just have to open tomorrow, then I’m off till Monday.
craggy summit
cs-go is on xbox
Really?
fast wyvern
Cj my man I love your game
Ahhh yes San Andreas nowadays it’s called. Los Santos
fluid creek
I heard pickle juice helps with soreness. Anyone ever try that?
it's basically electrolytes!
@karmic mauve You were told to stop.
karmic mauve
it works i have it
fast wyvern
Bro she just told you stop man
craggy summit
it works i have it
K
cinder veldt
Have you gotten the achievements?
Not all
desert sonnet
I'll try pickle juice it but I may have trouble finding just pickle juice.
fluid creek
omg you don't need to do that lol
desert sonnet
If only Pilk was sold near me.
craggy summit
Lol Goodluck, hope your legs feel better
fluid creek
go to 7-11 and buy a pickle in a bag
astral shoal
^^
desert sonnet
You can buy pickle in bags?? Interesting..
fast wyvern
I'll try pickle juice it but I may have trouble finding *just* pickle juice.
Get a jar of pickles and remove the pickles
astral shoal
You can buy pickle in bags?? Interesting..
Yes they are normally at gas stations.
fast wyvern
Whatever works
fluid creek
karmic mauve
why
short mantle
karmic mauve
no
fast wyvern
karmic mauve
craggy summit
https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-100km-coming-to-your-house-fnaf-fnaf-scare-gif-...
Bruh
bold tide
I've had one of those before, they're absolutely massive
karmic mauve
I've had one of those before, they're absolutely massive
bring that out of context
bold tide
Shut up
astral shoal
I've had one of those before, they're absolutely massive
They are delicious tho. I haven’t had one in a while though.
fast wyvern
https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-100km-coming-to-your-house-fnaf-fnaf-scare-gif-...
Bro your out of context you posted a jump scare
bold tide
They are delicious tho. I haven’t had one in a while though.
They are girl, it's amazing
merry palm
halcyon stratus
I drink a little bag of pickle juice and eat part of the pickle whenever I finish a desert hike.
It had a lot of nutrients and salt to help replenish yourself.
It isn’t going to cure a broken leg or a pulled muscle, by then it is already too late
weary solarBOT
#rules 😃 1. Be cool, kind, and civil. Treat all members with respect and express your thoughts in a constructive manner.
craggy summit
Did ya'll know in snow white, snow white is 14 and the prince is 31
halcyon stratus
The entire real story is gross. Disney always “fixes” as much as possible. This isn’t really a new surprise.
craggy summit
Yeah, I did not feel comfortable watching snow white after finding that out
fluid creek
the original fairy tales are wild
merry palm
It's a very very old story and also not real.
Reminder that this is a family friendly server tho so .. 
idle arrow
Yeah, like the little mermaid, poor girl
craggy summit
Yeah
merry palm
The original ones are usually meant to scare people away from doing dumb things.
craggy summit
In most of the og stories, the main character didn't get a happy ending
night rapids
I heard pickle juice helps with soreness. Anyone ever try that?
Yep. A lot of races here give you dill pickles/pickle juice shots after the runs
craggy summit
But I'm glad disney changed that
merry palm
Well yeah. Not much of a scare tactic to kids if there was a happy ending
halcyon stratus
Snow White is probably the biggest age difference that made it through to the e Disney version.
But child-like Ariel was always sketchy even though technically the same age as whatshisname
fluid creek
Prince Eric
merry palm
Don't go wander in the woods.... Scary or ooo happy ending lol
craggy summit
Yup, she's the youngest princess in disney
halcyon stratus
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
craggy summit
She's 16
desert sonnet
Gonna get a pickle on my lunch break also 😎
tired crescent
I like pickles
merry palm
chrome pendant
Pickles are weird
karmic mauve
craggy summit
https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-24772734
Bro plz calm down
chrome pendant
Last time I ate a pickle, it came right back up
dark sparrow
Wonder what i should eat...
astral shoal
A pickle
craggy summit
Not even funny anymore it's just nonsense
fluid creek
@craggy summit pls don't get involved. i'm handling it
karmic mauve
im playing payday 2
craggy summit
Kk
chrome pendant
Wonder what i should eat...
Try some cheddar that's been left out in the blistering cold for four hours
craggy summit
Never heard of payday
chrome pendant
Payday was pretty alright, some updates ruined it but they teased a third one for 2023 I'm majorly excited for
halcyon stratus
Ngl I have to force myself to eat the pickle when I’m done hiking. I don’t like just chomping huge bites of them.
I don’t mind small slices in things but just the enormous full mouth of pickle is too much
merry palm
Payday is a candy bar and a board game
craggy summit
Technically the truth
night rapids
Guillermo del Toro's trailer for Pinocchio looks fantastic
fluid creek
i don't know that i can do the whole shot of pickle juice
halcyon stratus
They changed the nouget in the payday though 😦
dark sparrow
It's payday fellas!
craggy summit
Lol
merry palm
Guillermo del Toro's trailer for Pinocchio looks fantastic
Oh?? This is a thing???
halcyon stratus
Yea I saw some teaser images awhile back. Like Robert Downey jr is Pinocchio and Joseph Gordon levit is grasshopper
fluid creek
Jiminy Cricket*
halcyon stratus
One hand phone gets you gradshopper
fluid creek
😂
chrome pendant
lmao
craggy summit
Guillermo del Toro's trailer for Pinocchio looks fantastic
Looks absolutely amazing
merry palm
Yea I saw some teaser images awhile back. Like Robert Downey jr is Pinocchio and...
This sounds fake but I want it
merry palm
Rdj has no role????
halcyon stratus
Rdj appears to just be in the movie ad himself which I’m fine with
merry palm
Ah
granite verge
Director: Robert Zemeckis
0_____o
desert sonnet
That kid looks mad
halcyon stratus
Lmao idk maybe he is the voice of some donkeys or something
cinder veldt
Oh Tom Hanks has a role, the movie has to be 2 hours or more now
desert sonnet
Wait Joseph Gordon Levitt is playing the cricket? What..
halcyon stratus
This won’t be first time Tom banks has thought an inanimate object is alive
night rapids
Whoops was kinda wrong but not
this isn't the cast of the del Toro Pinocchio
halcyon stratus
There are more than one new pinnochisps?????
desert sonnet
It's a pinnochopalooza
night rapids
fluid creek
i didn't even like the disney pinocchio that much
halcyon stratus
This is too much pinnochio
long maple
yeah you got the Tom Hanks Pinocchio aswell
fluid creek
why
desert sonnet
I never saw the Disney one. I got bored when he went to the circus
night rapids
Tom Hanks is in the Disney live action one
fluid creek
you aren't missing much, imo trippy
merry palm
I want another creepy movie like pans labyrinth. Idek why
chrome pendant
I never saw the Disney one. I got bored when he went to the circus
The... animated one? It was a classic!
merry palm
Actually I take it back. Ik why
vast ermine
Most former Disney animated films are classics
chrome pendant
Kinda nightmare fuel in some parts but it was good
long maple
yep, I vaguely remember. dont watch animation/cartoons anymore
halcyon stratus
Actually I take it back. Ik why
Because you are pan?
merry palm
Bc when people ask me what the fae are like, I send screenclips of that movie.
It's funny
idle arrow
Not Disney but I want another movie like coraline
chrome pendant
Sweeeet Coraline, dun dun dun!
tired hare
👍
merry palm
Sweeeet Coraline, dun dun dun!
The book is way creepier than the movie
desert sonnet
Pan's Labyrinth 👀
chrome pendant
The book is way creepier than the movie
That's why I don't read books
merry palm
Pan's Labyrinth 👀
Have you not seen it?!
merry palm
Show the eye hand thing pls
desert sonnet
Have you not seen it?!
No I have! Hence the eyes... 👀 😏
chrome pendant
Who is pan and why do they own what is probably a very expensive maze labyrinth thingamajig
desert sonnet
Oh god
merry palm
Yep
astral shoal
Lovely
vast ermine
Anyone hear the latest Bad Bunny album?
merry palm
It's a good movie, but also sad/creepy/wth
chrome pendant
Anyone hear the latest Bad Bunny album?
...who?
I know a Bugs Bunny, not a bad one
lime glade
Ok
desert sonnet
Noooo. I have failed.
plush furnace
Hola
lime glade
Good bye
merry palm
Lol
fluid creek
merry palm
Those are very posh PJs
fluid creek
right?
open flume
ACCURATE
desert sonnet
I have Xbox pajamas 😤
astral shoal
Third one reminds me of Harry Potter for some reason.
fluid creek
I have Xbox pajamas 😤
pics or it didn't happen.
desert sonnet
I have pics.. but..
open flume
https://youtu.be/F0pPYWsPocs
Nice link. This a bop
desert sonnet
I might need to take a better pic when I get home... Let's just say.
vast ermine
I love latin music
chrome pendant
https://youtu.be/F0pPYWsPocs
Oh I know that song
bold tide
Heyo
fluid creek
I might need to take a better pic when I get home... Let's just say.
sounds spicy.
chrome loom
xbox players be like “ahh ggs”
granite verge
I have Xbox pajamas 😤
Samesies!
chrome loom
playstation players be like “aahhh report em his hacking”
astral shoal
Sam how did you get that stance in Halo Infinite? I’m so jealous
vast ermine
chrome loom
doom>>>
vast ermine
Can never forget this latin song
merry palm
I still like that song
merry palm
Sam exclusive /j
fluid creek
astral shoal
Is Fronk/Timmy exclusive to reclaimer or forerunner group? 😮
fluid creek
nein
astral shoal
Thank goodness.
tawny raptor
playstation players be like “aahhh report em his hacking”
XDDD
heavy talon
yo i saw rule 13 but i have a code that i dont need and ill give it for free but u need a xbox account that hasnt had xbox live yet anyone want it
fluid creek
giving stuff away is fine!
desert sonnet
Then why wont you give me stuff Sam
fluid creek
Then why wont you give me stuff Sam
i gave you food
desert sonnet
Not true
fluid creek
😮
desert sonnet
You bought me food. But you didn't give it to me
merry palm
You need to open the jar
upper meteor
Omg it's the weird thing from that halo 3 map
merry palm
Open her jar and then you might get snacks
desert sonnet
I gotta open Sam's jar to get the food?
merry palm
Yes
upper meteor
Open the jar and just run away with it
merry palm
😂
astral shoal
Wasn’t meaningful enough for Trippy 😞
fluid creek
Omg it's the weird thing from that halo 3 map
name the map without looking it up
desert sonnet
I love hugs. So I accept
astral shoal
name the map without looking it up
Longshore
upper meteor
Damn
astral shoal
😛
granite verge
No fronk for Viper
astral shoal
Stckr nooooooo
granite verge
astral shoal
343 probably shadow banning my account right now 😂
vast ermine
Noble VI ✊🥺
fluid creek
revoking all the things
upper meteor
No fronk for Viper
But one for me riiiiiiiight??
vast ermine
Spartan what's your favorite map in Infinite
upper meteor
Behemoth
granite verge
Uh... sure, we'll... um.... It's in the mail 
astral shoal
Grrrr
astral shoal
Spartan what's your favorite map in Infinite
Catalyst and Fragmentation.
upper meteor
Behemoth
It looks like sandtrap from halo 3 and that's my favorite map of all time so that's why I love behemoth so much
astral shoal
I know you just asked Icky but still wanted to answer 😛
granite verge
Spartan what's your favorite map in Infinite
I really like Bazaar
I miss being able to grapple over the big doors though - so much fun, but a bit too much for matchmaking lol
upper meteor
Wait, miss? Did they remove the grappleshot from that map?
astral shoal
No it’s by cindershot/rocket spawn
upper meteor
Ah so it's still there, good
cinder veldt
First time watching Forrest Gump and the song choices and just movie overall is great, and Tom as usual is great
sage ice
Run Swagus Run
cinder veldt
lol
astral shoal
Life’s a box of chocolates you never know which one you gonna get
upper meteor
Life's a Halo 5 REQ Pack
cinder veldt
Maybe I should be more specific before anyone spills something, I haven’t finished yet
astral shoal
Well, you used to
It’s still there stckr 🙂
devout hawk
night rapids
just finished the career mode for Power Wash Sim. Woo!
astral saffron
Nice. How far am I if I'm on subway ATM?
merry palm
just finished the career mode for Power Wash Sim. Woo!
Oh nice. I just finished the old car yesterday. I am so slow lol
lament rose
How do I do a true reset for undertale?
night rapids
Nice. How far am I if I'm on subway ATM?
I think there are 7 after that. if you're doing them in order
glad torrent
Lol Tes you can’t be as slow as me lass 😂
glad torrent
I literally got to the backyard and turned it off 😝
glad torrent
uninstalled it
tired hare
Xbox is trash
astral saffron
I think there are 7 after that. if you're doing them in order
Awesome thanks. Did you get all the achievements or not bothered?
tired hare
I didn’t ask idiot
fluid creek
i'm sure the bot is very offended.
green laurel
Yeet
glad torrent
Tes, I’ve had a lot on my plate this morning so I’m onto my 3rd coffee lol
However it’s been good so far. How’s your humpday going?
tired hare
text.
night rapids
Awesome thanks. Did you get all the achievements or not bothered?
I have all so far from the levels except for the washroom level (I messed it up). I haven't done the challenges, and likely won't bother
open flume
tonight i made arguably the best lasagna ive ever made in my life
dark sparrow
How do you get cat to move
merry palm
Tes, I’ve had a lot on my plate this morning so I’m onto my 3rd coffee lol
Howev...
It's going at a lovely 38 degrees and I am melting lol
But otherwise I am ok.
fluid creek
tonight i made arguably the best lasagna ive ever made in my life
was it out of ravioli
open flume
might as well be considered ravioli with everything i put in it
dark sparrow
I don't think she's accepting sacrifices rn
open flume
although i do usually take the leftover lasagna noodles and make something like this out of them: sort of like a ravioli
fluid creek
lasagna roll ups!
dark sparrow
Tower
merry palm
Omg I need that
dark sparrow
Got my fake fake tooth today!
silent locust
yum
dark sparrow
It may literally be on a wire, but i can't really use it anyway.
fluid creek
some things don't need to be shared...
glad torrent
Well do keep hydrated in that Heat Tes 😌
merry palm
Well do keep hydrated in that Heat Tes 😌
Uh. Everytime I drink anything it just pours out in sweat. It's gross 😭
I don't want to drink any more
Too hot for reasonableness
molten briar
Ophelia, is last one the temple?
worthy acorn
Multiversus is a lot of fun. Definitely has potential.
brave wasp
I've established that Warframe is the least user friendly game I've ever seen, lol
worthy acorn
I've established that Warframe is the least user friendly game I've ever seen, l...
Really? How so?
desert sonnet
Well do keep hydrated in that Heat Tes 😌
Hydrate with beer you mean ? 😏
night rapids
Hydrate with beer you mean ? 😏
beer is mostly water, so yes
tired hare
hi
night rapids
Ophelia, is last one the temple?
not the one with the gnome on the roof, but yes
night rapids
Y'all trying to get me inebriated
she's using big words, needs more beverages
merry palm
I'm not at home yet
desert sonnet
Also check it out y'all. I got my pickle
desert sonnet
It's pretty big. Idk if I'll be able to take it all. Y'know since I just ate
foggy skiff
tonight i made arguably the best lasagna ive ever made in my life
seafood lasagna?
foggy skiff
that would most certainly not be the best
you right, it's so far above the best, you can't even see it
open flume
It's pretty big. Idk if I'll be able to take it all. Y'know since I just ate
right yes ofc
desert sonnet
And I'm not gonna eat it in my car. All the pickle juice would get everywhere. Maybe at work though if I can be diligent
open flume
have some discretion trippy. you cant just go consuming dill at work
merry palm
merry palm
have some discretion trippy. you cant just go consuming dill at work
Seems like a perfectly reasonable place to eat a pickle.
desert sonnet
Yea. Nothing wrong with that. I have needs.
open flume
look idk about you but ive walked in on people eating pickles at work
comes with a lot of baggage
glad torrent
Lol
desert sonnet
Just don't make eye contact
desert sonnet
When I was a kid I've always wanted to be the guy who kept a jar of M&M's at work. Now that I'm older, idk anymore.
Don't want my teeth falling out.
fluid creek
i would like to point out that Trippy bought the same pickle i used as an example
merry palm
Its too sharp?? For lack of a better way to describe them
desert sonnet
I like the peanut ones. Or when they're baked into something
merry palm
When you can taste them less.
desert sonnet
i would like to point out that Trippy bought the same pickle i used as an exampl...
Did I ?? Lemme scroll up
open flume
i used to keep a jar of pudding at work
merry palm
Of pudding?!
desert sonnet
Oh hey you're right lol
brave wasp
Really? How so?
It hits you with a billion things to do and explains none of them, lol
desert sonnet
Sam how do I eat this without spilling it everywhere?
open flume
TFW the king gets dethroned
worthy acorn
It hits you with a billion things to do and explains none of them, lol
haha I see. Still pretty fun though. Haven't played for a long time.
desert sonnet
Oof.. I'll report back with the results
night rapids
i used to keep a jar of pudding at work
were you able to open it?
merry palm
like cut a slit, drink the juice
I had to read this twice bc my brain went blank lmao
open flume
then monch the pickle?
fluid creek
open flume
were you able to open it?
LOLOL
night rapids
are we taking advice from Sam on how to open things?👀
fluid creek
😂
desert sonnet
swift haven
Should I change my password
merry palm
You have given us 0 info.
night rapids
your friend shouldn't have it, so yes?
merry palm
Why would you need to change your password?
thorny tulip
Anyone play fifa?
weary solarBOT
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thorny tulip
Nah I was only asking so I could see your teams
merry palm
Nope, not my kind of thing
swift haven
Why would you need to change your password?
Cuz my friend has my account password
merry palm
Why would he have it? And yes you should change it.
swift haven
I don't want to be rude because I don't want to make him think that he did something even though he did but
merry palm
No pings, for the future. :)
No one should have access to your account but you and your parents.
fluid creek
??????????????
swift haven
No one should have access to your account but you and your parents.
So change it
merry palm
I can't change your password.
fluid creek
how many people need to say "yes change it" lol
swift haven
Ik
merry palm
yes change your password, bc no one else should have it
short mantle
Ha, I’m watching AEW. Someone in the crowd has a sign that says “Valve fears trilogies”. 
swift haven
Ok
tired hare
someone loggined in my account and when i try to recovery my account it says wait for 24 hours. is there another way?
night rapids
Ha, I’m watching AEW. Someone in the crowd has a sign that says “Valve fears tri...
pretty random sign to have at wrestling, but it's funny
fluid creek
this is why we don't game share.
weary solarBOT
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tired hare
i didnt gameshare. who said that
merry palm
So you gave him your password? Bc those are the two options here lol
lethal ember
Even xbox has forgotten about halo 5
tired hare
i said when try to recover it says wait for 24 hours so i asked for another way and u sending me the same site bruh
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merry palm
So wait.
tired hare
bruh
mellow roost
Hey did I ever tell y'all I grabbed the hot end of a soldering iron?
open flume
kylie i think we need to talk
fluid creek
feels like a kylie thing to do
mellow roost
Alright, in my defense I needed some more precise tooling and I absent-mindedly grabbed it like a pencil.
desert sonnet
mellow roost
😂
night rapids
all of kylie's stories include the line 'in my defense...'😂
deep creek
mellow roost
Doing alright, picking up some tiny pies from the store.
night rapids
what kind of pies?
fluid creek
i read "from the stove"
night rapids
don't say 'tiny'
fluid creek
and was about to yell at kylie
mellow roost
...I was actually typing "tiny" again. 💀
The little mini ones you get for like 75¢. They're like apple, blueberry, lemon, et cetera.
night rapids
almost like I know you...lol
devout sinew
Hello
edgy garnet
Forza said they fixed pc from crashing, but they made it way worst
night rapids
I wasn't sure if you meant mini meat pies or fruit, so that's good. Yay for tasty snacks
willow mountain
DISCORD IS FINALLY COMING TO XBOX WOO HOO
mellow roost
Tiny pies! 
night rapids
which one if your favourite?
desert sonnet
Mmm pie
open flume
what kylie isnt telling you is that's actually her own table. she bought all those today
night rapids
oh, I just assumed that
open flume
ah well fair lol
molten briar
including the price tags
tired hare
she's secretly selling them
night rapids
I don't peel them off when I bring them home, why would she? lol
night rapids
she's secretly selling them
not a secret anymore. Kylie is setting up at the farmers market as we speak
tired hare
lmao
fluid creek
you know
idle arrow
chocolate pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, mmm
fluid creek
i wish i could have guava mango pies
idle arrow
guava and cheese pastries are delicious
night rapids
when you get into the jar, you can make all the guava things
idle arrow
Oh I see!
warped pendant
Jars
warped pendant
warped pendant
what type of jar
fluid creek
a 3lb jar of jam
warped pendant
peanut butter, jelly/jam, cookie, or pickle
ah
let me get dressed. see you in 12 hours
🤣
mellow roost
😂
fluid creek
9am perfect
molten briar
sam has posted a few pics in channel of it
warped pendant
just in time for breakfast
night rapids
at this rate Sam is just going to make a blog of her travelling the country showing the jam jar the wonderful tourist attractions of the US
fathom quarry
I always get a trenta dragon drink with extra inclusions and matcha
fluid creek
at this rate Sam is just going to make a blog of her travelling the country show...
it's just a meme now
serene flame
hello guys
plush furnace
Hi
merry palm
i have to say, going the whole day without ac and then coming home to it is the best feeling ever.
fluid creek
merry palm
omg
tired crescent
2
fluid creek
plz vote
merry palm
i think one longer tie with 2 neck straps
serene flame
2 best
merry palm
but i will pick 2 if those are my options
molten briar
Where's 3 with both?
night rapids
- you normally wear a tie where your neck reaches the rest of your body
night rapids
yes ty eris.
Tes, Eris, you can't like more than one thing on the internet. there has to be one good and one trash ...lol
chrome loom
2 cus humans tie it on the beginning of the neck not at the end
merry palm
:o u rite
molten briar
Liking 3 is hating 1 and 2! 😛
fluid creek
Tes, Eris, you can't like more than one thing on the internet. there has to be o...
You are absolutely correct. Enjoy.
😂
subtle sand
anybody need xbox game pass. dm me
merry palm
😂
halcyon stratus
What even is this vote? The shoulders are a critical part of keeping a tie on. Since that brontobro is not wearing a shirt option 1 is implausible.
molten briar
I provided 1 GOOD, and 2 BAD
subtle sand
game pass FREE dm me
chrome loom
I provided 1 GOOD, and 2 BAD
🤓
merry palm
who has the cat gif
serene flame
game pass FREE dm me
subtle sand
ty
fluid creek
this vote is something that made me miss my train of thought
cuz i was gonna do something work-y
and then i saw that and squirrel'd
unique wasp
2, humans with long necks don't place the tie on the upper side of it
chrome loom
2, humans with long necks don't place the tie on the upper side of it
thats what im saying
serene flame
unique wasp
glad torrent
Blindfold me with both those ties Sam! My eyes hurt from customer emails today and I’m ready to walk outta work 😂
severe lodge
Just another reason to keep Game Pass I guess 😛
molten briar
Finish your steam inbox
tired crescent
Were you gonna open the jar?
merry palm
i dont have the mental energy to even game rn
im just gonna sit here and eat tortilla chips
halcyon stratus
Canon.
glad torrent
Lol eat chips for me Tes! Dip with it?
tired crescent
I love guacamole
fluid creek
i have been STARVING all day today
merry palm
go eat smh
halcyon stratus
My door dash just arrived at home
fluid creek
what did you get
halcyon stratus
I am not yet home.
sage ice
These drop tomorrow. May get them.
halcyon stratus
More traffic than I expected!
merry palm
sage ice
I had the originals in 96
limpid flicker
Is it me or do those kinda give crocs vibes?
halcyon stratus
Cheeseburgers are waiting for me… stupid road construction 😦
molten briar
chili eating
tranquil fable
Bro why does it always say I’m offline when I have my status as online
merry palm
ok those are really cute
sage ice
I like the far right
serene flame
LOOK HOW CUTE.
merry palm
i dont even wear them and i want them
green laurel
Why upset Sam. No monies?
fluid creek
i have the money
i don't need to buy more
lol
i have spent a bunch on their stuff lately
green laurel
Ah
merry palm
type a strongly worded email telling them to stop making new cute stuff
fluid creek
they are on the pricey side but the quality is genuinely very good
sage ice
i have the money
didn't someone way you were broke or something earlier though? /s
green laurel
Can't you say it's important for xbox business or something
chrome loom
are there any channels where i can send a vid of something?
molten briar
Florida could be a bit chilly...
green laurel
Exactly why not lol
fluid creek
i am sad panda
merry palm
i am not a good influence. i would totally get them
green laurel
Offer seems fishy to me
fluid creek
🎣
green laurel
And Sam getting baited
sage ice
Dont be jelly lol
halcyon stratus
Don’t worry, she can’t open the jelly anyway
upper meteor
Don’t worry, she can’t open the jelly anyway
halcyon stratus
When DoorDash gives you someone else’s food they really should do more than just a full refund. Like they have cost me an hour of my life…
halcyon stratus
molten briar
Plus traffic!
limpid flicker
Yeah, a "goodwill gesture" would surely be nice in that circumstance.
fluid creek
Was it good food at least
desert sonnet
That reminds me when little Caesars gave me a supreme pizza when I just wanted cheese. Then they immediately closed so I couldn't complain till the next day lol
I mean.. not complain but ask for a refund or something
crystal rose
Does anyone know if there are any games that currently support the new gamertag system?
desert sonnet
Upsettii spaghetti? 😂
fluid creek
I said what I said 
halcyon stratus
No it was a disaster. They gave me a small spicy fry, a hot dog with relish.
I ordered a double cheeseburger with bacon, a large regular free, and a vanilla malt milkshake
fluid creek
Oh you got screwed lol
halcyon stratus
Does anyone know if there are any games that currently support the new gamertag ...
Anything other than the really old 360 games? Maybe some of the earlier Xbox one games?
strange viper
I am looking for someone to play with can some people look looking for a group
short mantle
I had one of those rotisserie chickens from Walmart for dinner. It was a bit dry.
elfin marten
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halcyon stratus
You gotta try one of those Publix roti chicks. They are the best - twice as good as the Costco ones
desert sonnet
Ahh.. work is easy breezy with my trainee..
fluid creek
You gotta try one of those Publix roti chicks. They are the best - twice as good...
That’s impressive cuz Costco ones are pretty good
open flume
publix absolutely blows them out of the water
weary solarBOT
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halcyon stratus
I knew penguin wouldn’t let me down here
open flume
and i love me a costco chicken
short mantle
I’ve never heard of Publix. I don’t think we have one. We also don’t have a Costco, just Sam’s Club.
merry palm
rotisserie chickens are fantastic.
desert sonnet
I've never had Publix chicken. I don't even know what a Publix is
sage ice
no one here
merry palm
uh, no selling here
weary solarBOT
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open flume
nah no selling homeslice.
open flume
I've never had Publix chicken. I don't even know what a Publix is
pubsub is love. pubsub is life.
desert sonnet
You all ever had Peruvian, charcoal, or pollo a la brasa chicken? Perfection.
merry palm
im dying
fluid creek
Is it SFW
night rapids
hair grows back, let the kid cut it
merry palm
no its hilarious
fluid creek
Pinky is great
short mantle
pubsub is love. pubsub is life.
I had to do a double take. I looked at it wrong the first time.
molten briar
Aji De Gallina!
merry palm
she is pretty great
halcyon stratus
Why is her microphone a tube of chapstick?
limpid flicker
Oh wait she said "letting". Disregard. I thought she made him do it.
desert sonnet
We should all aspire to get a chapstick mic
merry palm
its a mini mic, she just does chapstick first
limpid flicker
I have no problem if it's the kid's choice, that's on me for not reading.
merry palm
and always with a crown
fluid creek
its a mini mic, she just does chapstick first
Yesssss
limpid flicker
What she actually put was "gletting" and I saw "getting" which implies it was her idea.
limpid flicker
Is becoming allergic to new things a common experience for you?
short mantle
I might have to play the lotto. Mega Millions is over $1B.
desert sonnet
Louie! You're gonna split the winnings with us right...
fluid creek
Throat is getting itchy.
You could call 911 if you need help 
limpid flicker
IKR? If I were American I wouldn't be able to resist a ticket or two.
Haha I can't tell if Sam meant that as a joke, but I didn't see the funny until Trippy reacted.
short mantle
Louie! You're gonna split the winnings with us right...
merry palm
new allergies popping up happens.
molten briar
Hmm
merry palm
hopefully a lil itchiness is all
molten briar
fluid creek
What’s it!
molten briar
Aji De Gallina!
desert sonnet
Is becoming allergic to new things a common experience for you?
I guess. Idk how but it is fascinating
merry palm
mmm yummy
desert sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/dont-ignore-me-ignore-stop-ron-swanson-the-office-gif-540...
Louie plz (joking)
limpid flicker
I've never had that experience... I think? There are some foods I don't tolerate well, but I think there's a difference between that and 'allergy'.
merry palm
happens to me sometimes. super fun times
limpid flicker
The foods I don't get on with will just make me a bloated, crampy mess.
short mantle
afaik the only food I’m allergic to is shellfish
chrome pendant
Okay, gonna try to attempt remaking the bass sound from a song with my favorite baseline
limpid flicker
Aye. It sounds unpleasant to start with, and then the fact that you know what it means must make it worse.
desert sonnet
I still need to eat the pickle itself too. Can't let it go to waste
merry palm
you absolutely can
fluid creek
Pickle juice is briny anyway. Will likely feel acidy
limpid flicker
I feel like waste is preferable to danger, yes.
desert sonnet
Too late
molten briar
Call your trainee
merry palm
short mantle
I like pickles, but not the juice. My roommate likes pickle juice. There’s an ice cone stand near us. He usually gets his with pickle juice. 🤢
nocturne relic
Hey guys guess what
desert sonnet
Nah I'm jk. I didn't eat it
limpid flicker
Ice cone means... like shaved ice?
desert sonnet
Call my trainee? 😂
short mantle
Yeah
chrome pendant
Hey guys guess what
I guess... what!
nocturne relic
It is...
limpid flicker
Shaved ice with pickle juice... well, all taste is subjective.
desert sonnet
Mr Flight Sim better have gotten her a gift
short mantle
It’s pretty popular here. Texans have weird tastes. They like putting peanuts in their cokes too 😖
lime sequoia
🤓
nocturne relic
Mr Flight Sim better have gotten her a gift
Would Mr. Flight Sim be the Series X version and Ms. Flight Sim be the Series S
limpid flicker
Just regular peanuts? But... why? Does a flavour come off them, before you chew them?
short mantle
Salted peanuts
fluid creek
Sweet and salty . I see it
nocturne relic
mmm
merry palm
i could see that working tbh
short mantle
Inside the coke bottle
tired hare
I'm craving sweet popcorn
chrome pendant
It’s pretty popular here. Texans have weird tastes. They like putting peanuts in...
Sounds about right for us 😆
limpid flicker
Never tried salt in my coke, not sure I'm wanting to.
nocturne relic
I miss Texas...
short mantle
chrome pendant
I miss Texas...
I don't, and I'm still here!
tired hare
Never tried salt in my coke, not sure I'm wanting to.
Drink mentos along with coke
short mantle
I tried it once, I thought it was nasty.
limpid flicker
I drink full sugar coke, what now?
chrome pendant
Adios
tired hare
Would you guys eat anything?
chrome pendant
Would you guys eat *anything?*
I mean, I'll eat some Shepherds Pie but definitely not nuclear waste
limpid flicker
I have never had enough patience for that game. Don't anyone get me wrong, I believe it is good, or even great. It's just, it's just I suspect you need to put endless time into developing skills for MS Flight Sim.
vast ermine
Why does the south call everything coke?
vast ermine
Everything is Sprite coke, Mello Yello coke, 7 Up coke
tired hare
ASMR 🤌
merry palm
lets not.
limpid flicker
I have no idea how to feel right now.
halcyon stratus
Everything is Sprite coke, Mello Yello coke, 7 Up coke
that's not actually how it works
chrome pendant
Why does the south call everything coke?
Not everything is coke to us
tired hare
Lmao
halcyon stratus
'coke' is the generic term for that type of soda/cola/pop, but no one would ever say "i want a mellow yello coke"
limpid flicker
I would suggest that not only is 'the south" too big to be treated as a monolith, but even Texas itself is too big to be treated as a monolith.
tired hare
coke or pepsi
patent gate
Is it just me or do achievement notifications not work sometimes
short mantle
Coke
fluid creek
Dr Pepper
halcyon stratus
a waitress might say "You want an iced tea or a coke?"
then you'd say "Yea, maybe a coke... what kinds you got?"
then they'd reply "Coke, Dr. Pepper, Mello Yellow, Tab"
and you'd reply like a normal person "Mello Yello"
chrome pendant
coke or pepsi
Soda
short mantle
Pepsi tastes weird to me.
vast ermine
coke or pepsi
Inca Kola
chrome pendant
a waitress might say "You want an iced tea or a coke?"
then you'd say "Yea, mayb...
What the hell is Mello Yello
limpid flicker
Texas is about 2.6 times the size of the landmass on which I live.
vast ermine
Jarritos is good as well
short mantle
Pretty much Mountain Dew, Aug.
chrome pendant
Jarritos is good as well
Ooh, haven't had that in a while
halcyon stratus
What the hell is Mello Yello
What the hell is google? 
fluid creek
vast ermine
I love Mandarin jarritos
chrome pendant
What the hell is google? <a:MicDrop:765761026385510431>
Fair nuf I suppose
tired hare
Cherry dr pepper is amazing
limpid flicker
I think the name Mello Yello comes from a Donovan song...
chrome pendant
Pretty much Mountain Dew, Aug.
Ahh, ok
short mantle
Cherry Coke is my favorite
limpid flicker
Unless the drink is older?
vast ermine
Diet coke gang
tired hare
Diet coke is believed to be bad by some people
halcyon stratus
supply chain issues have broken our drink coolers at work... we have dr. pepper, gingerale, and diet (sprite? something), strawverry bubbly, and coconut water. Normally we have like 8 other things.
tired hare
So i just stick with regular soda imo
short mantle
Dr Pepper zero sugar tastes like regular Dr Pepper. I tried it a few months back.
merry palm
mhm
tired hare
I thought they were the same thing
merry palm
and it doesnt have the weird film
tired hare
... aren't they?
fluid creek
No
merry palm
no they are different
fluid creek
If they were the same they wouldn’t be different products
halcyon stratus
coke zero is one of the few 'diet' cokes that I can drink.
I can taste that it isn't 'regular' coke, but it doesn't have a half-hour of horrid aftertaste
merry palm
i really like sprite zero as well
tired hare
7up is underrated
merry palm
its much much better than regular sprite imho
tired hare
sprite is strong
astral falcon
you guys remember sprite remix?
fluid creek
Diet Dr Pepper is solid too
merry palm
sprite zero is lighter flavored
halcyon stratus
Dr Pepper zero sugar tastes like regular Dr Pepper. I tried it a few months back...
according to the 90s marketing department, Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like Dr. Pepper than Dr. Pepper
limpid flicker
Sigh. I miss the days of full-sugar sodas other than Coke.
molten briar
They ruined cherry though for Dr pepper. There's no cherry diet Dr pepper anymore, it's cherry Dr pepper zero 😦
short mantle
Cherry Sprite is amazing. It tastes just like a cherry limeade from Sonic.
tired hare
These days I'm choosing slushies over sodas, idk why
merry palm
bc its hot
tired hare
Not really
limpid flicker
I'd be right there with you any time that was an option.
merry palm
i want the ice cubes
tired hare
Imagine if soda companies and the slush industry worked together
merry palm
they do
short mantle
You can buy coke and Dr Pepper slushies here
tired hare
Coca cola slushies...
merry palm
i can get mtn dew baja blast freezes from taco bell and they rock
halcyon stratus
coca cola has been one of the most classic slushie flavors for multiple decades lmao
glad torrent
Grape slushy is my weakness at the movies 😛
limpid flicker
You get everything lol
Hmm.
halcyon stratus
"cherry", "blue raspberry", "and "coca cola" are literally the core slushie flavors
night rapids
slushies at the movies? look at Mez fancy pants
tired hare
Apple slushies are amazing
fluid creek
Pina colada slushy where!
tired hare
Especially the green variant one
halcyon stratus
Buckee's
limpid flicker
I love those places we get near the beach where they have like 12 different slush flavours and you can create a custom mix.
desert sonnet
Seven 11 had Pina colada slushies. Idk if they still do. It's been yeaaaars
fluid creek
Omg
halcyon stratus
they've got like 70 slushie flavors next to their "1/4 mile of jerky"
merry palm
i get cider at the movies 🤫
fluid creek
Is a slurpee a slushy? I guess technically but they feel different
tired hare
Can be considered so
desert sonnet
Oh yea. I mean slurpee. To me they're both the same
tired hare
Although I've never had one... 😔
limpid flicker
they've got like 70 slushie flavors next to their "1/4 mile of jerky"
I have questions...
Why are they measuring jerky by length?
tired hare
I might go to America in the mere future
molten briar
Mez should get a free slushee on her birthday
limpid flicker
Ophelia, save those suseyes for 7/11...
desert sonnet
What about the rest of us, Eris?
night rapids
I have questions...
Why are they measuring jerky by length?
I'm guessing it's the shelf area measurement. like 1/4mile of shelf space with jerky on it
molten briar
@glad torrent did you get a free one on your birthday?
tired hare
I'm just going to assume everyone here currently is in America lmao
lunar tartan
Odd
limpid flicker
I'm guessing it's the shelf area measurement. like 1/4mile of shelf space with j...
That's a lot. A really large amount. But OK.
desert sonnet
Lol
halcyon stratus
I have questions...
Why are they measuring jerky by length?
Yea Buckee's is like this huge truckstop/gas station that also borders on tourist attraction because of how big the store is.
They have a very long counter with a bazillion types of jerky, it is one of their "things"
limpid flicker
I mean, the shops I worked in measure shelf layout in metres, and that would be 400 meters.
night rapids
and I think it's Buckees with the 1/4 mile? I've never seen that at my 7/11
desert sonnet
Slurpees are so good but I get all jittery afterwards
halcyon stratus
they also make pulled pork sandwiches, sausage dogs, pizza, fresh fudge in like 20 varieties, banana pudding, tacos, and a whole bunch more
limpid flicker
Oh sorry, I lost the thread of the conversation a bit, regarding the Buckees vs 7/11 mixup.
desert sonnet
Mmm banana pudding
night rapids
American stores are wild compared to what I'm used to
limpid flicker
they also make pulled pork sandwiches, sausage dogs, pizza, fresh fudge in like ...
Well, I know where I'm headed on my next vacation.
tired hare
😔
limpid flicker
I could not love pulled pork more.
tired hare
I wish I could just go to America and eat all their exclusive treats lmao
halcyon stratus
The Orlando-ish one is a combination of these two pictures:
Prepackaged jerky
merry palm
I am probably winging my next vacation. no idea what to do lol
i might make a giant die for it lol
molten briar
Pax
merry palm
yep
halcyon stratus
And ala carte jerky, with teh counter being probably 2 or 3x what's shown in this random picture
merry palm
but i only have a ticket for one day and will have all of sunday free
fluid creek
Eris
limpid flicker
TBH Tes, I mostly take staycations instead these days. Cheap. I have what I need right here. I've done a small but fun share of travelling already.
merry palm
pick a random direction and walk , idk
fluid creek
Take Tes to the Unicorn Saturday night lol
molten briar
TacticaT! Double D meats?
halcyon stratus
American stores are wild compared to what I'm used to
tbf this is a truck stop designed to gas up 50 semi trucks at ones, while showering up, resting up, and feeding like another 100 😉
merry palm
I will just be a lil duckling and follow eris around lol
fluid creek
Unicorn is better than PAX IMO
merry palm
halcyon stratus
Unlike regular gas stations, their hot food is... actually nice
tired hare
Question for yall, is America safe? Like safe safe
merry palm
its a big country, there isnt one answer
limpid flicker
I'm still blinking in absolute disbelief at something I just learned... and you know what? I probably would be wise to leave my comment at that.
fluid creek
Why even bring it up then lol
tired hare
its a big country, there isnt one answer
Ok let's say texas
merry palm
texas, again.. its huge.
molten briar
Again, depends lol
merry palm
i dont think you grasp the size lol
tired hare
Bru
halcyon stratus
And here's an example of one of them.... those two long striped things in the middle are the overhangs so truckers can fuel up in storms without getting drenched. they also are usually covered in solar panels
limpid flicker
Why even bring it up then lol
Honestly? IDK. It amuses me so much I kinda want to let it out, but can't.
desert sonnet
Ooo neat
merry palm
i dont think you grasp the size lol
desert sonnet
I think during a zombie apocalypse I'd love to go there.
fast wyvern
💀💀
muted breach
Does gta 5 not download without wifi
halcyon stratus
yea, then Africa comes in and is like "Y'alls maps mislead you.... " and texas is like the size of ivory coast or something lmao
fluid creek
Does gta 5 not download without wifi
I answered you earlier
limpid flicker
That's a pretty great size comparison, Tes. Also, it makes me doubt the comparison I read earlier that said Texas is about 2.6x the size of the UK.
merry palm
texas is huge lol
halcyon stratus
Properly size map, vs common eurocentric maps we're used to:
desert sonnet
I can do that too. Hang on
limpid flicker
Africa gets squished in the Mercator projection.
merry palm
molten briar
No Alaska!
halcyon stratus
That's a pretty great size comparison, Tes. Also, it makes me doubt the comparis...
United Kingdom is approximately 243,610 sq km, while Texas is approximately 678,052 sq km, making Texas 178% larger than United Kingdom. Meanwhile, the population of United Kingdom is ~65.8 million people (40.6 million fewer people live in Texas).
I think Alaska also gets the map-shaft. Like alaska is half the size of america or something insane, 1 sec and ill look
molten briar
I would sometimes joke that I was closer to Canada than Mexico when lived in TX
fluid creek
Alaska is wumbo
limpid flicker
> United Kingdom is approximately 243,610 sq km, while Texas is approximately 67...
Huh. My eyes don't perceive accurately what is true.
merry palm
explaining the size of the united states to europeans is always wild
halcyon stratus
Okay, not half the size, but it is still a monster with only 5 people living in it 😉
glad torrent
<@429888162140127233> did you get a free one on your birthday?
Nooo xD
desert sonnet
I can do that too. Hang on
Most people don't know this but the U.S is much bigger than most countries
