pvp

[safe heart]

i can t find the inn just gunna hearth

[vocal pollen]

you are all so lazy

I had to start stocking that fuckass water for pvp

because my spec has 0 mana

its awful

[grand mesa]

dorito

and fuji

are so fucking similar

it's annoying

[tiny oar]

rly

[grand mesa]

yes

[tiny oar]

sounds like id HATE DORITO

[grand mesa]

he says the same shit fuji does

🙁

[tiny oar]

noob spec

[vocal pollen]

you are a druid at heart

dont say this

[tiny oar]

delusional abt ww being epsteiner ?

[grand mesa]

he doesn't believe in ele

@vocal pollen ty sir

[tiny oar]

ill be a druid again when they give me pvp talent overgrowth and cen ward back and delete lifetreading

[grand mesa]

i died alot tho not sure how i feel about that

[vocal pollen]

tbf

I dont think I was tabbed into the game for more than 30 seconds at a time

I cba

[grand mesa]

i let that mfer gather

yeah i could see

u typing

[vocal pollen]

????

[grand mesa]

as explosions were going off

[vocal pollen]

BLISSSSSSSARDDDD

[safe heart]

ive never used water before

i guess its time

since mw ooms in 3m

[vocal pollen]

if you really have no gold you can enter a follower dungeon and a mage npc drops mage food

every single time

[tiny oar]

DESERVED

respectfully

[safe heart]

i just wanna have fun

[vocal pollen]

dont we all buddy

[safe heart]

im jk i dont wanna have fun

i just wanna fucking win

and get this glad mount out the way

[tiny oar]

every other healer ooms in 3 minutes

[safe heart]

fuck i hate fun

[tiny oar]

besides rsham and hpriest

[tiny oar]

LOL

[vocal pollen]

I like fun 🙂

I dont do things that I find unfun personally

[tiny oar]

[vocal pollen]

what....

[tiny oar]

testing..

[grand mesa]

wheres burpcat

[vocal pollen]

level 87

[grand mesa]

waht is this man

lakez u freak

[tiny oar]

??

[vocal pollen]

I literally told her

if she was on NA there are like 70 groups waiting for her

but instead she is in the pug trenches on EU

[grand mesa]

like i legit

am full geared mail toon

i could trade

and play so much

[tiny oar]

which one is faster mana

can anyone do math ??

[vocal pollen]

nectar is faster because mage food has heavy ramp up

[tiny oar]

ok so mage food is USELESS got it

[vocal pollen]

its free

bloom nectar costs gold

[tiny oar]

??

what gold man

u cant afford water ?

[vocal pollen]

its literally right there 3 gold 50 silver

each

[safe heart]

IM RAMPING WATER?

[vocal pollen]

yes

[safe heart]

WATER FLOWS DOWN BRUV

[vocal pollen]

mage food ramps

[vocal pollen]

do u think I will become a millionaire by spending 100s of gold on water

[tiny oar]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-broke-boy-gif-1631750273434798155

[vocal pollen]

ok dont post pokimane

christ

act broke to stay rich

[safe heart]

is that pokemon

[vocal pollen]

thats my grindset

pokimane

[tiny oar]

why not

[safe heart]

why cant dragonair be good

dragonite is a fat fuck

[vocal pollen]

weird...

[tiny oar]

why

explain in detail

[vocal pollen]

[safe heart]

details is broken

use blizz meter

[vocal pollen]

thast your worst bit

[tiny oar]

thank u enji..

[vocal pollen]

STOP MAKING ME EXPLAIN

[tiny oar]

STOP MAKING STATEMNTS THAT U CANT STAND BY

[vocal pollen]

[clear pulsar]

Why do you hate pokimane

[vocal pollen]

hate is a strong word

[tiny oar]

67 67 67 67 67 67 SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN

[vocal pollen]

you are such an idiot

[clear pulsar]

Ok you're like 3x too old to use this meme

[vocal pollen]

SIX SEVENNNNN

she literally did that

irl

[tiny oar]

im young at heart pal

[clear pulsar]

Disturbing

[tiny oar]

???/

its not

dont be WEIRD

[clear pulsar]

"Age is just a number" ass statement

[tiny oar]

no

[vocal pollen]

????

[grand mesa]

SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[tiny oar]

ur making it weird

[vocal pollen]

I am old at heart

grandpa energy

[tiny oar]

yea u sure are

jaded granpda

[vocal pollen]

WHAT

u cant agree with that

u especially cant agree with that because u think ur going to be dementia grandma at 40

[tiny oar]

get off my lawn energy

[tiny oar]

well yes i am ??

[vocal pollen]

I do not

[tiny oar]

like

[vocal pollen]

noi

no like

[tiny oar]

u know how bad my memory is

and brain fog

QUEUE POP TIME TO 6-0

[vocal pollen]

yes more shuffle less dementia

[safe heart]

everyone get on d2r right now

[vocal pollen]

im on levelling my shaman

[safe heart]

my wife was thinking about resubbing and getting back on her ele

phased are the mw still playing sheiluns whackamole

or is raiding fun

[vocal pollen]

u can play either

usually people just swap based on what the raid needs

[tiny oar]

yea good lobby

nice stuff

[vocal pollen]

unethical

[grand mesa]

bully?

[tiny oar]

big bully

some even say im a cyberbully

[grand mesa]

[tiny oar]

i hate these fucking emotes man

like what does that even MEAN

[grand mesa]

[vocal pollen]

I despise those emotes

I despise them more than the weeb emotes

[grand mesa]

[tiny oar]

what is this trash

vendoring it

[vocal pollen]

please dont ragebait

its unbecoming

[grand mesa]

its that time of the week

beer + shuffle

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

I will be 90 in 30 minutes

I need keys

[tiny oar]

67

[vocal pollen]

SIX SEVENNNNNNN

u have to stop making me 6 7 man

I need to get OVER IT

[tiny oar]

why

[vocal pollen]

just because...

[tiny oar]

WHY

EXPLAIN

in 1 or 2 sentences

[vocal pollen]

WHY DO U ALWAYS ASK FOR IN DEPTH EXPLANATIONS

[tiny oar]

BECAUSE YOU SAY VAGUE THINGS THAT NEEDS CLARIFYING

[vocal pollen]

ITS AN AURA LOSS TO SIX SEVEN

THATS WHY

[tiny oar]

Explain how

[vocal pollen]

well I have to be cool and mysterious and nonchalant

so I cant pariticipate in memes like SIX SEVEN

[grand mesa]

SIX SEVENNNNN

[vocal pollen]

nice man

[grand mesa]

caring about aura to the point where u moderate what u say for fear of looking like a dork is actually massive - aura

@tiny oar TRUE?

[tiny oar]

🔥

TRUE

[vocal pollen]

she will obviously say true

dont encourage her

she wants to embarass me at every opportunity

[vocal pollen]

no

[tiny oar]

true aura is not caring about aura

[vocal pollen]

[tiny oar]

one day you'll learn that little one

[vocal pollen]

I am larger than you

[tiny oar]

in the physical realm perhaps..

[vocal pollen]

yeah thats probably right

[grand mesa]

lakez is so wise

phased you'd do good to pay attention to what nuggets of wisdom she offers from time to time

[vocal pollen]

you have to stop encouraging her man her ego is through the roof already

her newest bit is to just argue with me until I inevitably give up and say you're right

[grand mesa]

then just don't argue and say ur right

and save urself the grief

[tiny oar]

[grand mesa]

time to lock in

[tiny oar]

LOCK IN PUZZLE

[grand mesa]

thank you

im just biding my time until phased is 90 on shaman

and i can help my dearest friend

[tiny oar]

i can help too

(im 242 ilvl on NA)

[grand mesa]

look at this unit

[vocal pollen]

login

lmfao

248....

[tiny oar]

wait rly

[vocal pollen]

yes obviously really lol

login if u wanna play

[safe heart]

what ilvl is good enuf for 10s

[tiny oar]

I WANNA PLAY

[vocal pollen]

doesnt matter

if u guys are low ilvl I will play my druid

[safe heart]

i died twice in a 3 on my 217 or something bear

[tiny oar]

GOOD MOG

[vocal pollen]

yes 217 is a bit low for 3s

I think 250 ilvl is just world content level

[safe heart]

WAHT

[vocal pollen]

m0s are 258 or 261

[grand mesa]

bro

[vocal pollen]

my high ilvl character is 283

lmao

[grand mesa]

[vocal pollen]

@tiny oar login soon we'll play

[tiny oar]

phased will show a pic of his char w perfect stats 283 ilvl and say his gear is so bad

[vocal pollen]

I dont do that

I say it could be better

[safe heart]

world content gets you 250?

[vocal pollen]

what renown are you with each rep

[safe heart]

eiya is 250 ilvl rn?

[vocal pollen]

like this

[safe heart]

renown?

[grand mesa]

no he's making it up

[vocal pollen]

I hate talking to pvpers

[safe heart]

probably 0

[vocal pollen]

no the

rep items

[grand mesa]

oh yeah

[vocal pollen]

you can get a 248 item with just rep

[safe heart]

how do you get to this screen

[vocal pollen]

adventure guide > journeys

man its like im teaching a new player

pvpers

[tiny oar]

IM 250

[grand mesa]

if u asked enji what the capital city was rn

[vocal pollen]

perfect

[grand mesa]

he'd say oribos??

[vocal pollen]

ideal ilvl for 10s

[safe heart]

wait wrong char

[grand mesa]

its account wide friend

[safe heart]

its silvermoon

[grand mesa]

i heard beavs feed u the answer

[safe heart]

is the capital of stormwind

[vocal pollen]

I think you dont have enough rep to get any item

[safe heart]

invoke the fift

[vocal pollen]

its rep 9 requires

xdd

[grand mesa]

[vocal pollen]

required even

[safe heart]

well how do you get to 9

i havent put any stock in rep since shadowlands

or renowns rather

[vocal pollen]

weekly quests

world quests

each weekly activity gives 1500-2k rep

abundance, stormarion assault, haranir lore

etc

[safe heart]

but i mean is it worth the time to do that

[vocal pollen]

no tbh

I think its more worth to just do delves and preys

[safe heart]

i can do delves

what ilvl does a delve get me

[tiny oar]

champ 246

a hero piece if u got a map..

[vocal pollen]

if u want I can donate a map to you

and I'll carry you in the delve

you'll get a free 260 something item

• the regular 246 from delve

[clear pulsar]

I found him

[stray sigil]

[halcyon siren]

facts

[clear pulsar]

PVE gear no problem

[tiny oar]

gaming

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

We faced him in 3s and thought it was you

[clear pulsar]

Yeah lmao fuji told me

I was already off the name at that point

[late wraith]

like full on convinced it was you

[clear pulsar]

Did you win

[grand mesa]

fuji had flame typed out

in this chat

ready to hit enter

just praying fatherfigure lost

or something

[clear pulsar]

[random patrol]

burn it all down

[grand mesa]

these two dinguses are killing erach other

[clear pulsar]

I thought lakedreams was EU

Man this is all so confusing

Also 2500 mmr lol

Idek man

[random patrol]

good

not turning in quest this is the best skybox

[clear pulsar]

True

Seeing the sunwell at a distance from like zulaman is so pretty

[random patrol]

darkwell > sunwell

could of been called the duskwell

[clear pulsar]

you're a pve piggie now

Sad state

[stray sigil]

i could be larger

but i need my crests for pvp next week

[random patrol]

use that before trinket swapping in wpvp/casual maybe Idk

[clear pulsar]

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Damn lmao thats not a bad shield

If it isnt nerfed

[tiny oar]

lakedreams is eu and na

[stray sigil]

its like

300k at max rank if u play the double jewelry embelish

[grand mesa]

yeah they were running that at awc

@clear pulsar i triewd looking on wowhead for formula

but does that scale with vers?

stuff liket his usually does

[stray sigil]

yup

[random patrol]

you loose a tiny amount of stam in trade for big shield

[stray sigil]

ye and other embelishs are like 1-2% anyways

so rly doesnt matter

[random patrol]

I would prob make one but Im pretty low on mythic crests atm

it is time

boomy ret x shall return

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

me running around babysitting burpcat

[random patrol]

whelp that ended my night

if I don't give him attention he will unplug the monitor or worse

sometime worse

@late wraith is your mtg art in the upcoming marvel set?

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/черемша-cheremsha-gif-7299329235062330001

[late wraith]

yeah

i don't think mine have been leaked yet though

[halcyon siren]

Why the fk you ain't leaked it directly into my dms

[safe heart]

i need 2 10s , 1 carry and 1 on my healer if anyone wants to

or i would do shadow priest stuff perhaps

[late wraith]

i have been shockingly good about my nda with magic

normally i am breaking that shit over air

[safe heart]

@halcyon siren are u NA

[late wraith]

like if someone's like "hey i like that thing" i'm sending them a google drive

[safe heart]

like magic the gatering?

[late wraith]

but mtg is a project i chased for most of my career so i'm not fucking it up

yeah

[safe heart]

my brother makes his own cards and stuff

you do art for the cards?

[late wraith]

siyuck like tokens and stuff?

yeah

i have 6 coming out with the new marvel ub set in june

[safe heart]

he just does whatever you can do with a random online tool

[late wraith]

and then i have some more next year

[safe heart]

thats pretty awesome actually

Do you play it too

[late wraith]

noppeeee

[safe heart]

is it because youre a coward or are there other reasons

[late wraith]

mostly coward yeah

i'm afraid to lose all my cards

[stray sigil]

buy a binder u PIG

[late wraith]

no i'm afraid people will take them from me when they win them that's how you play the game in my opinion

kind of a bummer but with ub they don't give you ap copies

so i can't be sending people all my ap copies with little drawings on them

i think they might give me some copies of them that are just normal i dunno

[halcyon siren]

Yeah why

[safe heart]

was gunna say id queue it up rn spr feral but i dont really have a healer on deck

if u do i could queue for a lil

[halcyon siren]

Girl it is midnight

[stray sigil]

[halcyon siren]

I'm tucked in bed

[clear pulsar]

[safe heart]

midnight on saturday tho

i really wanna do a key on my shadow priest but i know im gunna spend 45 min not getting a group

[vocal pollen]

me lake and puzzle might do a 10 tomorrow

u can join if u want

[stray sigil]

what about my 15

U PIG

[vocal pollen]

help out with that and we'll do your 15

[halcyon siren]

This season has me so down dude

5 weeks in and it feels so over

My friends stopped logging in like week 3.5

[stray sigil]

wtf i need to do a 10??

[clear pulsar]

Every blitz game at this MMR has 2 or 3 completely insufferable people in chat calling GG on the first death

[stray sigil]

for a 15??

[clear pulsar]

It's very funny

[stray sigil]

what mmr is that agane

[clear pulsar]

25

[grand mesa]

Are u enjoying blitz

[halcyon siren]

Literally me ofc

[grand mesa]

I actually haven’t hated my experience so far

[clear pulsar]

Hm no not much but it looks like freelo for elite rewards so

[stray sigil]

i wonder at what mmr of bgb u start facing actual players

and not bots

[grand mesa]

Might be soemtbing I make Fuji play with me ngl

[halcyon siren]

Blitz is fun if the queues were fast

[stray sigil]

with how insanely inflated it is

[halcyon siren]

I'd Play UT way more

[grand mesa]

Until rsham is good at 2s again

[stray sigil]

is it just less than 3k = bots?

unironically

[safe heart]

sure id be down if the timing works, i mainly need a carry key on my feral/guardian or i can legit heal on my mw

[halcyon siren]

I haven't queued in a long time but few weeks ago prob 24 mmr

[vocal pollen]

no u can just get carried, if the group is looking too weak I will play druid and we'll be fine

lake isnt super weak either

[halcyon siren]

That's when u get r1 alts like 2 weeks ago idk now prob 27

[safe heart]

my mw is fine i can heal 10 or 12
but my druid is like 217ivl so useless

[vocal pollen]

can just take turns I play my little guy one time and you can play yours after

[grand mesa]

I do need to survive a 10 somehow on pvp shaman

[stray sigil]

2700 is top 400

lmfao jesus

[vocal pollen]

yeah we can just take turns carrying each other

[grand mesa]

And then I’m happy to carry a few heals or dps

[vocal pollen]

I have raid tomorrow so by the time lake wakes up I'll already be in raid

[grand mesa]

I want That shield neck for pvp

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/черемша-cheremsha-gif-7299329235062330001

[stray sigil]

oh so this why he wants me in a 10

[vocal pollen]

we'll go before raid ideally

[stray sigil]

he needs a big dog

[halcyon siren]

Ya when I hit 23 however long ago I was standing 17, now standing 30

[vocal pollen]

yes

[stray sigil]

to carry these small dog

[halcyon siren]

As feral

[stray sigil]

do i get prio healing

[vocal pollen]

me and puzzle can both join your 15 on real characters if you help in a 10

[grand mesa]

Ya

[stray sigil]

3400 is what

just 15s

but +2

ye?

[grand mesa]

Full 16s

[stray sigil]

nah i saw soemone with def not full 16

[vocal pollen]

its like 70% 16s

[stray sigil]

he had like 1 17 and 2-3 16

and rest was 15s

[tardy hare]

Just +3 the 15s

[grand mesa]

I doubt ur +2ing many 15s

[stray sigil]

why not pig

[tardy hare]

Noob?

[halcyon siren]

Ur dog

Thats why

[stray sigil]

its a seat

its free

its real

[vocal pollen]

I dont think most groups can 2 chest 15s

[halcyon siren]

Too many deaths

[vocal pollen]

its hard

[stray sigil]

well msot groups dont have a ww in them

let alone my ww

[grand mesa]

ur ww is like -2 min on timer

[stray sigil]

not real

[halcyon siren]

Yes real

[stray sigil]

keep me up and we +3

every time

[vocal pollen]

[halcyon siren]

Just lifebloom him noob healers?

[stray sigil]

i had to lfg my resil 13

it was not pleasant

nobody knows how to heal a WINDWOKER

MAN

[grand mesa]

what makes a windwalker any different from any dps

there are squishier classes

[stray sigil]

liek arcane mage?

XD?

dumb pig u cant bait me with that

[grand mesa]

mage and Aug kinda just die to air

[stray sigil]

we are 2nd squishiest spec in game

2nd highest deaths

u PIG

how do u die as frost

not real

not real at all

u cant gaslamp me

i read the pver channel

[grand mesa]

yeah I think part of that is because people still maining ww for keys are brain damaged

Only real one is dabnel

[stray sigil]

doesnt matter

i am factually correct.

[vocal pollen]

I promise you'll be fine if im healing a 15 man

[grand mesa]

Ya

[stray sigil]

i dont trust ur pres anymore

u cant keep me up

its over

[grand mesa]

it wouldn’t be Pres

[vocal pollen]

fuji dies for any reason in any key and decides the healer is the problem

[stray sigil]

yes exactly

[grand mesa]

Yeah he’s normal dps

[stray sigil]

i had a rsham

that would hold his link

for 15mins

i have no wall no karma

i am not gonna spam vivify u piggy

press link

if i die healer problem

[grand mesa]

what exactly had u dying

What did u spend wall and karma on

[stray sigil]

well he wasnt dispeling the uh

dot from the casters

on spire

so i was just rotting to piss

[grand mesa]

well that’s a multiple goes out can dispel one thing

Maybe he thinks u still have diffuse

As a solo button

[stray sigil]

i wish that was true aswell

[vocal pollen]

its really hard to just never have that debuff

it goes out non stop

[stray sigil]

healer mechanic

not my prob

[clear pulsar]

Are there no recovery treasures in silvershard?

Bro every silvershard game I'm oom for 70% of it

[grand mesa]

[clear pulsar]

Just won after being oom and just tanking and FRing and healthstoning through 4 offcarts

Our offcarts were getting shat on so I peeled off teh fight when I was oom and just sat there tanking

Go for a maim, get a sliver of mana back, stay above water til next cart

So stupid

[halcyon siren]

They're behind the cart caps

[clear pulsar]

Really?

You better not be lying to me

[halcyon siren]

If facing lava cart cap, around the corner to the right, if facing mid cap, also behind to the right

[clear pulsar]

I'm gonna go look next time I get that map

[halcyon siren]

If facing top cap i think also behind to the fight

Not sure where it is on lava long/top long

[stray sigil]

yes

its on the cliffs

on like water side

same cliff theres a zerker theres a heal thing there iirc

[clear pulsar]

No def not on the cliff

I took that zerker 3 times running between carts and never found a leaf

[tardy hare]

Indeed behind cart caps

[halcyon siren]

It might be on the cliff on lava long/northern most cart cap but ya it's not on the zerker cliff

[random patrol]

all I know the one time I actually qd blitz I just number paded and topped ccd wont like 14/16 games now even doing stuff

go go boomy being mindless in bgs

deepwind reseting cd abuse was the best

[stray sigil]

u gotta go all the way up

its where u can junp to go middle

theres ine there

[clear pulsar]

MASSIVE MATE

[tardy hare]

Letsgoooo

[clear pulsar]

Nice bro

[tardy hare]

Now i need to start cooking a doubles team

[clear pulsar]

Got a few bugs

[random patrol]

if only triple battles were still a thing

[clear pulsar]

Everbloom is so fake in BGs lmao 60% of this is on pets

[clear pulsar]

Lost to dorito @stray sigil

[stray sigil]

in bgb?

lmfao

[clear pulsar]

Yeah

[stray sigil]

was there a mw with him

or in game

[clear pulsar]

yes yes ofc

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

It was a close game but

This mfer just ran me down all game

Killed me 4 times

Just holocaust burst

[stray sigil]

he does do big dmgur

mikey is at 2.5 ?

buff windwanker

[velvet quest]

im back in the trenches i cant escape

fading hoj deathing incap dispelling on cd doing 40% more hps for a 1-5 im just not good enough for these 1700 lobbies

[clear pulsar]

Just hasnt queued I reckon

Him and the MW were at 1750CR only

Man I hate AB in blitz

So much

[clear pulsar]

Something's afoot

[velvet quest]

im dying to aug spriest with ww ret on my team

nvm this game owns were so back

[tropic schooner]

should change to nelf and just meld every incap

[velvet quest]

do i max radius chastise into a fear or the other way around?

[tropic schooner]

what does max radius chastise or max radius fear mean

[velvet quest]

im just following the directions it was "pre-meld it then incap roar right in the radius into a clone maim"

[tropic schooner]

OH

I forgot about that part

[clear pulsar]

FCing vs rogue and DK while enemy's FC is a Pres and your team has no rogue is crazy fun

Great

[lime light]

are u smiling rn

or not

[clear pulsar]

Idek if I just autolose flag maps based on comp like that or if it was player diff

Enemy team is 1 healer down in the fight in middle and my DPS cant get 1 kill the whole time

[livid wasp]

whos ranting now

[halcyon siren]

That's actually the worst part about being rdruid in blitz tbh

Reducing your chance of getting a functional fc class on your team

[livid wasp]

just remove all movement buffs when fcing

so all healers would be more viable

[lime light]

idk iam not playing often rn

but rsham felt better

first week into ssn

now it feels rly bad

and it got buffed like 20 times

and feels worst, with all the gear

[tropic grove]

@late wraith

[tropic schooner]

uhoh

[late wraith]

They WISH

report them immediately

[tropic schooner]

gonna report every beavs

[late wraith]

No only the fake ones

[tropic schooner]

but I dont know which are fake

so I just report em all

[late wraith]

[grand mesa]

Lul

[vocal pollen]

theres a dh player named beavis too

idk what guild he raids in anymore but he was in a pretty good guild

[late wraith]

Beavis is different that’s a different type of guy

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-butthead-beavisandbuttheadshow-gif-13367061995602198225

That’s these guys

[tropic grove]

beavis was the name of the chicken my roomates & i had in uni

[late wraith]

You had a pet chicken?

[tropic grove]

yea

[late wraith]

can I see it

[tropic grove]

i dont have the photos anymore unfort

changed phone

[late wraith]

rip

[lime light]

@late wraith wanna dance with EP?

Salsa or Bachata

[vocal pollen]

dancing with guardian player?

[lime light]

EP is generous sometimes

and i have a mission

EP will perform Exorcisms

while dancing

she will be a cute resto druid after that

[grand mesa]

Exorcism ?

[lime light]

correct

how do u spell that

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/черемша-cheremsha-gif-7299329235062330001

[vocal pollen]

you know some say im a resto druid

[lime light]

no

Stop lying

be real

[vocal pollen]

pig tree

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/howl-harvest-howlharvest-moonguard-moon-guard-bear-gif-1865620123706967638

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

You need to accept me as I am

A mid boomy

[grand mesa]

Mid is for middle aged

[late wraith]

Middle aged mid boomy

[lime light]

Can u dance properly at least?!

Cuz EP cannot

[livid wasp]

people were so happy with those forms when the legion remix bug happened

then they were taken away

[stray sigil]

ofc ep is a pig

[late wraith]

No I’m kind of a shit dancer

We can wing it though

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/--gif-14576868744132962077

[late wraith]

Lol well

[lime light]

I have never danced being sober

in my life

also not drinking for 4 years

Ok i drunk sake in Japan year ago, but that was just to breakfast

[stray sigil]

beavs can do the macarena

and line dancing

[lime light]

oh well i could do that 15 years ago too

what is line dancing

[late wraith]

It’s an American thing I can’t do that

[lime light]

is that the cowboy shit or

[late wraith]

yeah

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-tia-mowry-hardrict-cocoa-mckellan-anthony-alabi-moz-mckellan-gif-18562954

It’s this

[stray sigil]

its old ppl dance

[late wraith]

It’s just American country dancing

It’s still a thing you’re just dumb

[stray sigil]

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/chorizombi-rabbie-dance-gif-8985906479431634429

that Fejis dance

[stray sigil]

wrong thats daviders

[late wraith]

I’m gonna send you a bunch of these in the mail

With a birthday card even though it’s not your birthday. Peak grannycore

[stray sigil]

those are disgust

[late wraith]

no they are not be real for once in your life

do they have chicken bones candy in Quebec or is that just Atlantic provinces

These things

[stray sigil]

they are disgustiing piggy

idk what that is

chicken bones wtf

[late wraith]

Big bowl of these covered in dust on an end table

They’re really weird but not bad the outside is cinnamon flavored hard candy and they have a chocolate center

[stray sigil]

nope thats disgusting

i ahte shit with a chocolate center

like mint with choco inside

nope

[late wraith]

Do you hate smarties and m&ms?

[stray sigil]

no im saying if its not already meant ot be a chocolate

and it has it in the middle

[random patrol]

just rem chickens do in fact enjoy eating chickens

[late wraith]

[vocal pollen]

chickens are insane assholes

they will eat literally anything

[random patrol]

I mean their dinosaurs

[vocal pollen]

I think most animals are just opportunistic eaters tbh

[random patrol]

lit eat what they want

[vocal pollen]

most animals will eat what can fit in their mouth

[late wraith]

Gordon was eating a lemon yesterday

[random patrol]

if we had 30 foot tall chickens we would be fucked

[late wraith]

I had to take it from him

[vocal pollen]

I miss keeping chickens

they're cool

my neighbours had chickens at my old place too and they would hop over the fence into our yard

I had to run around trying to catch them for like like actually an hour+ sometimes

they are so insanely fast

[random patrol]

average boomkin main irl

[late wraith]

That’s me

[random patrol]

I got some 190 proof everclear(note don't drink that directly)

[lime light]

@late wraith u are cute sometimes

EP will send u bigos

for your bday

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/черемша-cheremsha-gif-7299329235062330001

[late wraith]

[clear pulsar]

Watch it pal

[late wraith]

Oopsh

[clear pulsar]

Only marvel can flirt with my wife like that

[late wraith]

Hahahahhah

[clear pulsar]

It's her god given right

[late wraith]

marvel keeping my self esteem up single handedly

[stray sigil]

i keep it down

its ok

[late wraith]

Yeah

[vocal pollen]

sup

[random patrol]

mmmmmm flemish giant

[vocal pollen]

flemiish giants are so incredible

I really want one

[astral rune]

https://tenor.com/view/sniffing-peter-rabbit-peter-rabbit2the-runaway-bunnies-react-watching-gif-21368656

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-looking-meme-gif-16858979507596336040

U are all pigs

and guardian druids

idk whats worst tho

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/piggster-meeboo-pig-piggy-big-piggy-gif-18385303

[vocal pollen]

pigs are nice

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

this is me

[chrome panther]

@stray sigil is ww/sub or ww/outlaw better

[clear pulsar]

Thats me

[chrome panther]

for 3s

[stray sigil]

prob sub i would assume

outlaw prob ok though

[lime light]

today was the last day in azeroth

for EP

cye in next expansion team

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

why pig

[lime light]

EP has to go now

[stray sigil]

why are u pig

[lime light]

he is an old man

he has to go

[stray sigil]

true he is old

very true

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-salute-yes-sir-monkey-meme-stantwt-gif-7690170296461914963

goodluck everyone

was a blast

[stray sigil]

dont leve u pig

if u leave u relinquish dg crown

[lime light]

EP never rly leaves...he is always watching

[stray sigil]

i am leader now.

[vocal pollen]

watching from the shadows

u are not the leader man

[stray sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-phillips-boat-hijack-im-the-captain-now-barkhad-look-at-me-gif-4242563

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/rihanna-crown-queen-princess-own-it-gif-4897467

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-hamster-every-step-you-take-every-move-you-make-i-will-be-watching-you-gif-17721709

[random patrol]

EP leader forever

[vocal pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190147289168232459/1451050838020853834/singlebungle1472-20251217-190731-000.gif

time for my spiritual walk

[random patrol]

just rem wolverine > honey badgers

both stonk weasels though

[late wraith]

I’ll try to remember

[random patrol]

@vocal pollen what's the upgrade level(x/6) for 10s vault?

I know bonus rolls are 1/6 mythic

[tropic schooner]

1/6 myth

very sure

but you can get 1/6 -> 2/6 cheaper if you have maxed hc item

[vocal pollen]

Yes m+ myth items are all 1/6

[vocal pollen]

@stray sigil @grand mesa key soon?

[grand mesa]

I can play alot a bit later tn but dinner/family time rn

[vocal pollen]

ye np

[stray sigil]

i am also dinner

[grand mesa]

Sheesh

[tropic grove]

im finally starting to play the game

20s are starting to become difficult

[grand mesa]

Now what about BGB

[vocal pollen]

holy

[stray sigil]

why u do him like that

[grand mesa]

What are u playing

[random patrol]

fing chipmunk cat

[safe heart]

Why are keys so omega easy this season

[random patrol]

Idk

[clear pulsar]

They just tuned base dungeons too low

The lowest they ever tuned it

[random patrol]

better then hard keys

[tropic grove]

brew

listen why would i do bgb when i can be getting r1 parses in m+

kekw

[grand mesa]

It’s good

[safe heart]

Why

[grand mesa]

Think weeklies could be chill for everyone and then it will always scale up for people who want to push anyway

[tropic grove]

the ret in my lobby just went +78 for a 1-5

wtf

[tiny oar]

[random patrol]

it be like that

[grand mesa]

What the

[tiny oar]

?

[clear pulsar]

Love getting one of these on my team

Rough sequence

[astral rune]

[clear pulsar]

7x8 with guardian -> flag vs pres -> flag vs pres -> 7x8 with guardian

4 losses in a row I started to lose rating now

GG

[tiny oar]

what cr..

[tiny oar]

are u a blitz enjoyer now face

[stray sigil]

he wants cosmetic iirc

so hes qin for cosmetics cuz other brackets

are omega dead

[clear pulsar]

I just wanted easy 2.3 man but now I just spam into unwinnable games

Literal 7x8 now

[stray sigil]

are ppl just slow pcs

and join late

[clear pulsar]

No just started

7x8

[tropic grove]

mpy warrior isnt playing shattering throw against mage

icant

[clear pulsar]

Someone filled like 20s after gates opened

And we won

Blessed

So blessed

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

It was gilneas, they sent people LH and took it from us cuz we were down 1

But then we werent down 1 anymore

[random patrol]

blizz wants people on other game modes make them not shit

blitz best way if you want cosmetics by a huge percentage

[clear pulsar]

Big collab @late wraith

[tropic grove]

3 shuffle queues before a single blitz pop

insane

[clear pulsar]

Are you in deep mordor?

[tropic grove]

i am

[clear pulsar]

yeah

Queue times are brutal below normal ratings

Between like 1700 and 2400 it's pretty quick

[tropic grove]

i keep losing at 1500 its pretty joever i'll never even reach 1700 kek

[stray sigil]

[tropic grove]

literally lose more than i win

mmr is in afghanistan

[stray sigil]

ur pfp perfect for that

let us know ur findings in 1k mmr sir

gl soldier

o7

[tropic grove]

idk how this happened

literally last season quickest 2100 of my life i didnt even want it i just wanted the 1950 and it happened when i 6-0 at like 1920 cr

[stray sigil]

if it makes u feel better

dorito went to 1.1 mmr aswell

and climbed out

[tropic grove]

seasons before that ez 2300+ or whatever

[stray sigil]

[tropic grove]

i literally can't kill people in shuffle either idk

i feel like i'm doing damage

but they're living at 10%

and then mage has a million blocks & mass invis and shit

and my team mate gets ray of frost behind pillar and dies

[stray sigil]

mage is def broken

one day will get nerfed

[tropic grove]

i do not know how much more i can take

[stray sigil]

maybe

[tropic grove]

and then when i get mage on my team he doesnt press block and dies first 7-10s of the match

[clear pulsar]

Not twice in a row bro

[tropic grove]

----- pfp is my reaction

[stray sigil]

hunter mage and rets

are shuffle terrorists

[stray sigil]

ur vs him now

[tropic grove]

hunter i understand

[stray sigil]

time to lock in

[tropic grove]

if they're in a stun they just cant press

paladins and mages however

[tiny oar]

who is him

[tropic grove]

he

he is HIM

[stray sigil]

him.

[tiny oar]

okie..

[tropic grove]

holy poggers with a hard G

blitz queue

[stray sigil]

time to win

[tropic grove]

(its a deepwind)

its already lost

[stray sigil]

could be worse

could be kotmogu

[tropic grove]

hyow

what

kotmogu

is fliterally

freelo

as boomkin

[stray sigil]

i never win any kotmogu

ppl are dogshit

[tropic grove]

idk i take orb

press starfall/surge and i just kill everyone

[clear pulsar]

Yeah lmao

But yeah now it's 7v8 whole game

[stray sigil]

simply win

[tropic grove]

i have triple capped

maybe i can win this

[clear pulsar]

Lost a full 15 points for a 7v8

Cool beans

[tropic grove]

what rating are you at

[clear pulsar]

Piss

[tropic grove]

guys its real

[stray sigil]

[tropic grove]

watch me get

+12 from this i'm calling it

i was close

[late wraith]

Huge

[clear pulsar]

Big field accolades farming while in q at least

Bless blizzard for their piss world content

[late wraith]

I didn’t even know about the new world content tbh I think my interest in wow has reached rock bottom

[tropic grove]

i just got all the transmogs & weapons in like an hour and left forever

[clear pulsar]

I just autolose every flag map idk

[stray sigil]

pig.

[tropic grove]

lose EOTS because my team just spams mid

refuses to cap bases

i capped a few bases solo but they literally always left base to go flag

and then feral was defending and i just dont 1v1 that

[tropic grove]

won the next +17

can i even climb out of that

[clear pulsar]

That's just the normal amount when your CR matches your opponents' MMR

Around 18 points on the line

Rating swing is very predictable when you see the match bro

[tropic grove]

what

[clear pulsar]

I said THATS JUST THE NORMAL AMOUNT WHEN YOUR CR MATCHES YOUR OPPONENTS MMR AROUND 18 POINTS ON THE LINE RATING SWING IS VERY PREDICTABLE WHEN YOU SEE THE MATCH BRO

[tropic grove]

yea i mean

idk what you mean by "SWING IS VERY PREDICTABLE WHEN YOU SEE THE MATCH BRO"

[clear pulsar]

It's not like surprising how much rating you win or lose

Or random or anything

[tropic grove]

a lil bit

idk i've never won that little at that rating

i guess thats why im surprised

[clear pulsar]

If you're 1800 CR and your opponent team is 1800 MMR average, you'll win or lose ~18 points

If you're 1500 CR against the 1800 MMR average you're gonna win ~30 and lose 0

[halcyon siren]

You're so real for that girl

[late wraith]

Face bb don’t be hitting pvpers with math you know we’re not built that way

[stray sigil]

speak for urself

PIG

[late wraith]

This is a group of individuals who will not take tier because it gives them like 0.0002% of a stat they think is bad come on

[late wraith]

Oh Fuji’s good at math? Okay bitch solve for x

[stray sigil]

SOLVE WHAT

[late wraith]

just solve it

Math wiz

Solve for x

[stray sigil]

DUMB PIG THATSNOT HOW IT WORKS

[random patrol]

"run zero vers chicken"