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everyones hugging my nutsack
bricking doesnt matter now
then the lock takes the one i want
and tank yoinks mine last minute
NICE!
why is lock melee ontop of boss
WHO NOSE
NICE!
this why ranged players are pigs
thewres a million arrows
why we taking the melee ones
why?
no pig
back to shaman levelling now
I will need a +10 carry when im done
fuji didnt place his port and hes blaming lock? crazy
0 iq
i did put my port on the bird
and that condiment
literally
went on top of me
and i had to move anywyas
I got u
soon...
seat?
real.
ye can do whenever
we need to assemble ppl
ideally have a full group for a 15 tho I cba pugging
so i dont have a lock like that
alright now for second round , pop eyes, vs kfc
Nap time and then it’s climb time
specify american kfc
popeyes
there is no competition

still get you in wm of course but only kill you twice
can't gurantee the other horde won't get you though
I’d corpse camp and tea bag no mercy

KFC has made me violently sick the last two times I’ve eaten it so unfortch it’s dead to me
Popeyes is delish. The biscuits are sand though
The last time I had it was like 10 years ago
How fast is she aging damn
rapid.
Enjoy your floor pov 15

old > new > middle
It's all g I've always been a fan of the classics


ur a classic beavs hows that feel
Vintage Car: Manufactured between 1919 and 1930. Either a “survivor” or restored in conformance to the original manufacturer specifications
Antique Car: Manufactured 1975 or earlier (>45 years old). Either a “survivor” or restored in conformance to the original manufacturer specifications
Classic Car: Manufactured 2000 or earlier (>20 years old)
well at least I'm not vintage
Adds up to me
im almost there :prayge

round 3, arby's vs wienerschnitzel
isnt wienerschnitzel like a fine dining austrian place
(i know its it's own food also)
Balance?
na brew
digusting
https://www.wienerschnitzel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/angus-beef-dog-and-original-dog-1.png @chrome panther in america it's a hotdog place
ww only ethical spec
oh def that then
arby's is ass
ww is ethical in pve
not real
Obsession with playing bad classes so strong my man has deluded himself into thinking ww is ethical everywhere
He's cooked I'm afraid
playing dogshit classes that no one else plays is unironically kinda fun
What classes are even dogshit rn unironically
Everything seems kinda okay rn
I guess spriest
warrior
Prot war
ww is dogshit in keys
its real
u need a non stupid healer
that realizes ur paper
but alas every healer is stupid
fake and dumb!!
most healers are stupid but thats besides the point
no its very true for keys actually
true everywhere
i am factually correct on this
healers suck
not the healer being stupid
sure
that also am correcet
just get a good one tho
how am i supposed to escape mordor
if i dont push thru
u pig
He's floor pov
u have 5 insane healers right here bro
dont pug thst shit
only reliable one is phased
Which 5 healers
shut up man
I didn't even know there was 5 healers in here tbh
what does this mean...
HELLO?!
andre ig ?
ofc...?
prob not
ye sop u dont count
dont call me reliable man
ur mr hollywood
Garterbelts
u wont q with me
?? 
I know where u live
fuk u mean pig
👯♀️
ur the only one
YES I KNOW WHERE U LIVE AS WELL
U NEVER CALL
character building oppo
Doesn't say please but literally begs
idfk what u just said to me rn
Enigmatic
KNOWN U SINCE 2018 AND U NEVER SAY HEY LAKE LETS GAME
I have done like 6 hours of timewalking day
and my brain is numb
need another 2 hours to hit 90
u always just say dumb shit like
im at work
im sleeping
im doing eu
im a pig
etc
He kinda got your ass there I can't lie
its real
ok man well I am a person w a life and weird schedule so
Lake: has a job Fuji: 
???
DID I STUTTER
I dont call in sick for myself clown why would I for you
cuz u love me pig fucker
u do have a certain fondness in my heart
like a little brother thats way too annoying and immature..

Real

no i would never post anything uncouth so couldn't be me
you are significantly more uncouth than me
dont even go there
such statements are unbecoming of someone of your stature
my stature is very small though
im very little
yes I know
physically small spiritually large
no she actually could she can jump pretty high
little drop of water not a full on lake
5"4 with as least a 3 inch vert!!
yes when we stood next to each other she was shorter than my shoulder height
Man I think I could jump 0.5 of an inch

LOL
old knees
yes

Why would they inv paper
That doesn’t do good damage
incredible
lazy pig
I work out in my apartment
no
I went to the gym once and felt like my bones were going to turn into jelly
after
NOT GOOD
always an excuse
I see you uniquely populating all the deaths on the dungeons death log
would rather die than lose 1second of uptime
bro on last boss
meleebrain
It’s not just once in a while
It’s rows of ryomen
and took 1/2 arrows that was melee
can confirm 3/3 deaths in that dungeon were ryomen-emeralddream
Is this Windrunner spire
yep
yes pig
last boss

and then tank went for the one i took
so like nice bro
ill go narnia
cuz lock was imbred
U really complaining
About the tank getting the closest one
Listen to this fuckin guy man
no dumb pig
you all seeing this?
i am complaining i was ontop of that one
when are we doing the 15
you all seeing this fuckin guy?
@vocal pollen was Fuji properly clearing
yes pig i did
The dot
i cleared like 3 static puddles
Rwk one
or was he getting dbl dotted
which dot
duble dots
dumb pig
oh my gosh
Doesn’t matter princess enjoy the carry
KARMA
Sit back kitten let them drive

yes its ok I just healed it
i will karma for dmg
👍
and u heal

Big strong rdruid arms
big strong pres
ok pres is not big strong arms
yes it is man
Pres is in perpetual state of panic
pres is fun
Guy singing song vs. the guy sweating
WHY DO WE GET SLANDERED
i lived both double puddles
with 10%
and i got 0 healing
sounds like healer problem to me
you know the puddles have a dot
right
like living the initial hit at 10% just means u die half as econd later
maybe dont sit in puddles baka?
I have grown as a person and will not be pulled down to your level
this sounds fake and fuji delulu
On CD?
on cd
Are u just CDing air
my pres is unironically kinda juiced now though
I can hold my own in a raid of competent players
finally
sounds like a you issue bud
I need better gear on dragon though
Ur guild spent longer on M chim in that alt raid than my pug raid led by pinkteddy pvp paladin
and I need to turn that character green
ye we had some incidents
kick incidents specificall
Even madness is kinda like intimidating at first until u realize if ur not assigned to swap u dont meaningfully interact with it
If u get it and ur dps go to diamond
If ur healer and u get it go to triangle
Gg

the hardest part about madness is recognising u have the fuckass debuff
yeah
I realized that it was small circle and big circle
vultz fucked his up once because he thought he had dispel and not madness
Small circle madness big circle get near shit on ground
I fucked up once by hovering and missing the soak

just overshot the soak and barely didnt get taken down
worst part about evoker is I want to do the cool flashy shit and it just fucks me completely
I see u do shit like that in pvp too
I’m gonna wild charge incap roar clone healer
on the first soak I df into the soak to heal them and hover out last second because im not supposed to be in that soak
But he wants to do the most?
Getting the clone after I get all kicks kinda goated though
I can be a little kick sponge
Then when ur more comfy with pace and cc chains and whatnot u add in more and more cc. Then there will be a period where u will Clone bad shit and get yelled at
Probably with Fuji
No such thing


someone told me I should be based like markers and not cringe like lontar
I love in non verbal comms when I clone something I know for sure has pissed off mayo and I swear he turns his guy to look at me before running across the map to the other guy

copying markers in pvp is never the play dude is his own style
Don’t worry my little bestie I’ll be cloning that guy just as you reach him
to many restos think their psuedo dps
I had a horrendous clone earlier that def lost me the game
Love those 1s

Sometimes you just wanna have fun and try to do something even if you know you'll land at a lower rating
SO ME
Is the lake x phased quarrel over now
CAN U BE NORMAL
No.
can u be normal
The actual hardest rdruids to play into are the ones who kite away from me constantly
Absolutely not.
Like you get in close to box them out and they’re clean across the map
Those are brutal
I love human wild charging to pets or treants
My usual barometer is if they use human wild char-I’m not finishing my statement I just read what phased typed

hahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha

PLZ DONT
Would my healer want me on them

Now I wild charge their healer so I can be a bully we live we learn we grow
I love bear or cat charging healers
worst nightmare when ranged pugs dragging the ret warr on top of me
Just meld the hoj
Yeah like we want the opposite
ok critful
Meld the para!
ill just meld the incap yea
We saw him last season
I’ve deathed para idk
Or this season?
priest privilege
just watch the monk move
paladins are insanely obnoxious
rdruid does not have cc immunity
btw
u have meld iframes
do it when it really matters
amazing bud great stuff
#nerfmeld

UR A FREAK CEASE THIS
make meld share cooldown with trinket fixed
I think you just hate elves man
yes its fine on pres but rdruid has no fucking recovery rn
1 minute cooldown with trinket it would still be fine
other strong on use racaisl have that heck could even do that to dwarves
With trinket be real
Those are all things that undo shit
Meld is predictive like they are not even kind of the same
elves should be good because they're the best race
would prefer they just get rid of meld completely
just make it so you can’t stealth with it or something I dunno
again I don't even mind playing against is as much as it's boring as f to only see nelves
@vocal pollen alright give old arcane torrent back to belf then
Yo true wasn’t that an aoe purge
nelfs are so basic man everyone and mom is a feral forest lady
no it was a silence before that
because its good
I like haranir and night elf
reason everyone was horde belf was just what nelf is now
better then anything else
I would argue the nelf thing is actually worse in mplus then anything else
speaking of races I need to make my dragon green still
ive been playing every day for the past 3 weeks ??
yeah
meld and similar combat drops like invis and fd are really broken in m+
like your just hard gimping your self in mplus if your not on nelf and your class can be it
it was silence yeah
they had a potion but it's not max level now
mplus your either nelf or dwarf
phased do u still need
cept vokers
evoker keys or nah
sup
obv
can do some yeah
i need 3 more weeklies
dont have filled vault on evoker yet
then i fuck off
just do it man
12s are so piss
I can do every single 12 with u in one session
prob
carry time

DUDE
too much mastery sadly
GIMMIE
yea
it was in vault and nothing useable for resto
I've had that ring in my last like 3 vaults I think
ever since we killed paladins its been in every single vault
so i figured if i'm ele on egg
boomy only needs like 22 vers atm shits tanky
same
bracers, hands, ring, trinket
to be fair if I was serious for mplus I would be dev dh or aug
it'll be gaze and vaelgor's next week
or go brew tank
i believe
both those specs are disgusting in keys
I have heroic boots as well even though literally the first boss drops those
we just havent seen any
I am lame arse if I was actually competitive in wow I was always play what's meta
I do the same in every game Im serious about
meta>everything else
it'll be fixed soon
especially mtg
nothing wrong with that
I just think a lot of people would be better off playing what they want isntead of playing a meta class at a very mediocre level
alot of people do
they don't get invites
so then they chase meta and play it poorly
I feel like I can prob roll anything these days did used to play lit every class cept a blue one back in legion
blue class that doesn't exist
and realize that there's always a bigger applicant of their spec in LFG
lol
this is why shuffle works for alot of players tbh
very even playing field
and every spec can play
(tldr shaman don't exist outside of resto in mplus)
ele is fine
ele is good
im surprised you guys have stuck with that for like 4 expacs now
and none of u guys budged
@stray sigil mia?
or lege
probably
I mean my first 2100 was boomy disc
shits cursed
like lit anything but boomy in twos
but for the longest time that's what I was on
boomie 2s so masochistic
Lol that was my first too
Not my first 2100 it was my first 1950 but it was disc boomy 2s and man
Shits like a misery gauntlet
if u can get 2100 in 2s as boomie u can do anything you want to in life cuz ur the GOAT
they made me do double boomy 3s
ehehe
made you?? u should be honored to play such a blessed comp??
ungrateful
@vocal pollen ever done triple boomy 3s
I rem doing 5x boomy back in the day

bring back 5s you cowards
im so excited to polay with my good friend phased
hmm
also rem doing 5x boomy premades with old guild in wow
I dont like the way u say that
lmao why
thats ok I will carry anyone to the finish line
even if it must be kicking and screaming
yeah carry me to 3400 for mounts
sure
mounts mind you I wont even use I just like adding them to collection
all the mounts
Double boomy really is extreme garbage rn
double mm was great though
In the past when starsurge did something it was okay
prob still decent
No they got ol yellered
Middle of the week they didn’t even give them the weekend
They just took them out back
good
Told them what a good boy they are
way better then last season
I need art of yeller holding the weapon
getting revenge
who here is rolling aug for boomy aug whatever
lol
hunters in trueshot lodge crying about the nerfs first global 
delusional
dont tell her that man
give into your inner evil
she thinks she'll be awful at aug
Im a make phased roll boomy in pvp
for some godforsaken reason
im doing it (for keys)
good
He did this already
@late wraith now make him push elite in shuffle as chicken
where im standing is ideal for pres healers right
everyone wants to make me do one thing or the other
I wonder if I should adopt a anti human cat
I can be the cat
just get the fucking monster
i thought htye fixerd psoitional requirements
he lit hates humans
did u notice me intentionally randomly move behind you and to the side
dude
instead of perfectly in front fo you
HELP OUT UR DRAGON
im in arams
no I need the challenge
its important
I just stasis'd a dispel
I miss when u were nice to me
ok im sry I hate when that happens I do it all the time and then say woof woof im a dog
u are
pig feels more demeaning i wouldn't call myself that
I like piggies
quiet
thats what happened to him

he was rendered quiet
LOL
yeah man u are just SO FUNNY
HAHAHAHA
cmon dude that was a good one
there is nothing I despise more than your weeb laugh emotes

directly in front of him
ok I dont want allies
no
oh okie :c
I didnt mean that im sorry
healer???


u need to get INTO the chasity cage bud
no...
somehow the tank didnt have aggro on boss pull
and I took the tank slam
had to td and scales to live
nice
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRYFCnDICC/ Haranir should have had this voice and this vibe
I still like them as they are but they should have been this
very cool
@tiny oar guess the tank
ez
dh or dk?
monk
reversion reverses the last some % of damage taken and it counts stagger
so every reversion on a brewmaster is basically a full heal
i was so flabbergasted that ret died twice on first boss
i got knocked off
i was thinking about how he died

rolled off WHERE
lakemist even
STOP TYPING AND HEAL ME
ok can we prog something I didnt get 5 weeks ago
PLEASE
its boring man
everyone is full hp
relax
I rescued our dk and he was so confused
brother i have had champ gloves for 4 WEEKS MAN
hrm,
get in keys then lady
ive never wiped this way before
yeah...
yes I know I'm just trying to be annoying
awful

incredibly strong
we're actually kind of the saame ilvl now
what is that 2nd trinket
fix that asap
get in some chimaerus pugs
IM OUT
I WILL
AND I WILL GET GAZE FIRST TRY CUZ I DESERVE IT
of course
lake WILL get gaze
avoidable dmg taken ?
sun in your eyes too
THANK U beavs
sister on computer
SHUT UP
cpu problems
this dk craved death man actually just yearning for it
yeah puzzlebox in this key
ok
PUZZLE
whatsup
WAIT FOR 3 SUNDERS PLEASE
NO
I do pvp...
You should think about it, resto druid is popping off in blitz rn
ok man just for that im queeuing a pres shuffle
EU cant hurt me
u need to queue an attitude fix
just to RUIN SOME RDRUIDS DAY
I hope you get rooted everytime you try to VE
And they run circles around pillar everytime you try to sleep walk
Before VEing
What's dream sim?
that button is 99999 healing
dream simulacrum makes it so u dont get sent to someone
on ve
Huh crazy talent, sounds great for keys
its a choice node with 2 ve charges
But yeah 2x VE is broken
idk why that sent twice
Blitz has been giga for me
i dont like FOTM rerollers in my chat
Nobody's fotm rerolling pres lake
HOLY GAMING
YOU ARE THE FOTM REROLLER
yes they are man
SHUT UP
IVE BEEN PRES FOREVER
remember when u abandoned druid
Lake, like puzzlebox, has never been a druid player
yes man it was this season when they made rdruid complete garbage trash
excuse u pal
correct ur tone
hes right
the lake I knew would take this as a challenge

morons
CEASE
she has played a lot of druid that much is true
its just that she ran away when the spec needed her most
what is the water called this season
everspring water
idk if id trust lake on this
just go to the inn man
but it could be that
whats going on here enji

is that some AH 100g a piece shit
no man
its the inn water
for 20g each

u think im rich enough to afford 100g water
it doesnt matter man who the fuck needs mana
just get real water woman
you find ways to be annoying that I didnt even know were possibl
u should too if ur not noob
where do you get this
INN





