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u are guardian player
ha TFU
with the schmeagols
thats me except I have a lot more hair
What is the voice thing they’re using
Oh it’s like teams or something
I thought it was like a discord replacement they’re on a work call lol
oh lmfao
Discord is actually so fuckin bad. Me and mayo have a 3 second delay and it has caused drama
That looks like teams icon
microsoft looks like imo
bring back raidcall
he’ll say he’s about to stun as he stuns and I’m like you fuckin bitch give me a second. He did we just have a delay lol

I want vent back
big 2026
Phased is trying to int my 3s
HAHAHHAHA
hmm
@velvet quest wake up
I need you to read this and all the other dramatic things I’ve sent you today
did you guys make sure to collect your voidcores before patch
cant be missing out on bonus rolls
did he get a beavs crashout dm from last night
I think I passed that quest in once
I am doomed
Yes
just remake character
mayonese ?
I prefer the real ones with godawful acting about the secretly billionaire man getting married to a hot heiress that doesnt know he's a billionaire and her family mistreats him at every turn until he reveals his true billionaireness
real
YYYYYEEEEEES
this is why me and face are married tbh
We are perfectly compatible

face
except for his non washed asshole
:gotme:
I have watched full 2 hour movies
real?
???
face doesnt wash his butt
And watch the whole movie
beavs told us
my butt is clean man

Soap and all on cd
tbh I dont really do that either
listen if ur wife says u dont
its jover

true
its like u focus one target in a pull but cleave rest
Wait no
thats how it is
the water runoff
No wait
gets it
Stop
thats true
beavs bot happy about this ine
No you wash that
LOL
if u gonna say no, u are layer
No you WASH ALL THAT
I DO
NO
NO STOP
right
i wash all im not dirty pig like ep
WHAT YEA IT IS ITS ALL PRIO
u wanna be eco
Yeah it's bis very good
ye on saturday
can't you catch up to it and then open vault or whatever?
help I need a not PvP person help help help help
u go all in on saturday
yes
and otherwise u just cleave
LMAO
C L E A V E
the only savior would've been lake and she's long gone to bed gl with non pvp people now
@grand mesa help I don’t know who to tag here I need help
yes on saturday
Wash your whole body man get your sponge or little body scrub thing and scrub it all
What happened
Phased legs disgusting fr
all im saying is when I starfire a mob in a pull, I also eventually kill the adds around it
I go away for 5 minutes I have to scroll so much
Phased is ragebaiting about hygiene
He’s letting the sudsy water cleave?
yes

HAHAHHA
cleave washing is crazy comms
ep slop
sorry having servers down makes me say things that I shouldnt say
cleave washing legit one of the funniest things I’ve read in here in a while but also I’m distressed by it
I need my vault
the problem is
its actually true
everyone does that
but u are not gonna agree
in public
Girl
cleaving is real
LMAO
NOWAY BEAVS CALLED EP MY GOOD BITCH
and also to add a little spice to it
u can piss on your feet
and no need to cleave
then

Phased is just standing in the soak while cleaving
what
ok ep
yes
Help
I bet people who believe in the run off don't get in between their toes and behind the ears either
that sounds awful
well u have to remember im naturally clean as well
He pees in the shower I gotta go walk Gordon
I dont need to get all in there
u are not
your body naturally sheds skin cells
EVERYONE DOES IT
No it isn’t
IM SERIOUS
No I don’t
Peeing in the shower is fuckin heinous behavior
all the time
my last gf said if I ever peed in the sink she will instantly leave me
what if u piss and cleave her
"I WASH MY FACE WITH THAT" - her in 2025
Phased sounds more like the caricature of a pvp main pushed by pvers than anyone else here
there's a perfectly good piss bowl not that far off from the sink tho
yes but its just like
I just
sometimes the 4 steps is too far but it also doesnt happen often
Do you think other PvP channels talk about PvP
in fact its happened maybe once
dude
it is not a regular ocurrance
?
Is this place
other cords talk about pvp or wow or doom
not showering properly is pvp with oneself and everyone else who can smell you
And see phased pisses in the sink
Nothing else is like dg PvP
LMAO
I’m sorry to everyone
IT IS NOT A REGULR THING
why sorry
this is not gonna help your case for orange
dont be sorry
something about building bridges
if its true its true
id like the lurkers to know i do not piss in the sink and i shower properly
u can build 500 bridges and not be a bridge builder
but piss in the sink once and u are the sink pisser
Insane comms
no man
I remember my health teacher back in grade school used to tell us to piss on our toes because it wasn't as unsanitary as people think lmao same guy thought the stuff in soda was bad so he was like halfway there
ex marine turned teacher
I don’t even brush my teeth in the shower I know people who do that I think it’s weird
The sink is for brushing teeth and washing your face
I brush my teeth in the shower
Not for piss
I have a whole shower routine
And you piss in there
yes
no, there are nor rules in a life
brushing teeth in the shower is kinda nice
So you are pissing, brushing your teeth and letting the piss wash your feet
Good comms everyone I’m going to walk Gordon now
the last part is completely untrue
Should I tell her chat
Do you spit the toothpaste on your toes to help cleave wash it too?
no man toothpaste is for teeth....
He’s not an animal
I need servers to come up
im getting pinged by random people asking me how the druid changes are an 8% buff
because thats what wowhead listed them as
I was going back on a blitz log and look at this man imagine it going hard after patch
Gimme all the Gilneas Blitzes
Make a poll in Shambler Milk for this, I'm curious now
whats wrong with being animal

this gif is ur best yet oig

Its me reading chat
Not peeing in the shower is such a boring take
some people pee in their sinks
I think beavs was confused bt the logistics more than anything
Like she was talking about piss running down your leg and stuff
prob around 20 percent of people prob do it
about 45 percent pee in the shower
even if they won't admit it
@vocal pollen burn it all down down burn the world tree down down
its aim training
you sit on the toilet and aim for the sink
i do that
I cant reach the sink to pee in it
@stray sigil
i have opposite problem
sometimes you have to go and there are no urinals and the stalls are all full and it's 2 in the morning and your drunk......................
now I've never done it myself but I've seen it happen at least 3 times
thats the time you go outside in a bush
def the better method yeah
cept if your in a skyscraper
though if your above an apartment with bushes
Who cares, you're in the shower, just wash it off smh
moving on
Face is a gnome irl

All of you are fuckin animals
I am not pissing down my leg I can just pee in the toilet
bnet down?
And like wdym boring. What about pissing in the fuckin shower is an indicator of fun. You’re all just animals
HAHHAHA
I just showered 20 mins ago and I was pissing all over it fr
im in the right place
Fuckin hell face that got me
bnet is clearly down we’re debating pissing in the shower
I'm online but auth servers are getting ddosed


or piss on them

and cleave everyone
there is a channel on tiktok
guy going around
and pissing
in weird spots
he has passion
real g
clip from EU guild killing end boss of raid and some guy starts spam calling himself the n word for dying

on stream
ive seen that its real
Scenic pisses?
why does it take blizzard a full work day to drop a .5 patch 
who does that
such a boring life
could be worse, in XIV it takes 24 hours
Servers need to come up
I'm fine with them keeping the planned schedule, not home from work yet
I don’t have a penis the options are kinda limited
skill issue
Yo I forgot that this channel is about wow pvp sometimes and I can only imagine the whiplash lurkers get when they come in here

Could always use a she wee, those are super clutch in road trips where the bathrooms are gnarly af
a what now
some say I have a she wee
guys
i think
Zechey is that kind of guy
that would drink friend's sprite
and fill the gap with piss
so its actually full
when its not
Zechy would never do that shit and you wouldn't say that to him at LAN
Zechy is jacked and hangs out at the chillest spot and wears the freshest clothes and hangs out with the hottest dudes
Yell are pathetic lol
ever since they removed full sugar sprite I say no thanks
real
you guys are still on about p
curently looking at exploding trees myself
tldr extreme cold can cause tree to well fall apart
makes sense
I think hypothermia in humans makes them feel very warm as well
like people take off their clothes trying to cool down when they are hyopthermic
It sounds like a gun going off it’s insane
It’s also dangerous cause they just explode
Like rip apart and send shrapnel everywhere
Step-phased I'm hypothermic rn

Did they buff disc damage?
outplayed.
Unc im crine
Tough
he can barely reach the wheel
Jesus take the wheel
He cant reach the pedal
real.
everyone pray for me i'm opening my vault to see what 1 item i have and it had better be good
thank you
I am praying u will learn the joy of pissing in the shower
never
you can't make me
that's male living space shit
its prob diff for woman davider
U know what i mean
Unluck
myth track shoulders i can turn to tier thanks for all your prayers
"Surveys suggest that approximately 59% to 75% of women have peed in the shower at least once. While a majority have done it, regular behavior is less common, with one 2025 study finding that 20% of women regularly (or, in some studies, daily) urinate in the shower, compared to 30% of men"
my haters prayed for my downfall and it helped me rise up
so less then men
Google garry
but not zero
get in line piggy


i have a confession too
what is your confession beavs..?
I don’t know what I actually do in the shower I don’t think about it.
I was concerned I was a bit of a cleaver
But having done a shower since and paying attention
I am a direct damage dealer
With significant prio damage


I love scrubbing between toes
I can’t stop watching fruitslop

Sorry
That would be next lvl
Hello again people, another noob question incoming.
Does Maim share DR with cyclone? I'm trying understand why I take it as rdruid in arenas, I very sparingly use it as I'm always focusing on cyclone swapping.
u missed the whole thing
they were mean to me because I said I cleaved in the shower
and also because of shower pissing
I just showered andd guess what
didnt prio target legs and im still clean
no maim is a stun dr
ew...
Thank you, I'll try to work that into some games.
dont ew me man ITS TECH
wahtever im in raid I dont want my mental broken before we even enter mythic
housing disabled, addons messed with and another timegate 10/10 patch would do again
slash s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NDYWPXpKg I want to take it home @vocal pollen
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it's so cute
Playing borderline zero mastery so that I can justify dropping Harmonious Blooming for Dream of Cenarius and do big wizard damage memes.
How cooked am I?
extremely burnt
just put the healing in the bag lil gup
I'm slamming 0.75 second cast wraths that heal for 85k
what is this
not only that but they gave it an awful animation that the whole raid sees
every time it bursts
I put lb on sense and whenever I consume sotf
he just goes blvind
becasue of the 50 blooms

i imagine
thsi would warrant an aura nerf
over anything else
if they do decide to change it?
cause nerfing everbloom puts it back to raid doing no apex builds?
I dont think they are nerfing anything
@grand mesa im such a moron I closed my reroll window purely auto pilot
instead of rolling on dragons
I legit need to be shot in the head
no getting shot
ur fine man relax
I am in a state of deep mental crisis please do not approach
guess again fuckass
incredible
Are you bad at the game?
possibly
@vocal pollen
why did u not sus this
what a typo
did u know i meant to say
"that's horrible"
what did u mean to say it to....
oh
yes I mean
if i was in feudal japan I get executed for bringing dishonor to my family
is this crown
oh
I didnt know there was some 5 heal strat...
we always 4 healed
but yeah makes sense
our dragons
bruvs im starting to hate pvp again lol
how does MW feel
definitely worse
part of me hope it's not that bad at all (cause of you), part of me hopes it feels fucking terrible
i somehow have dbl myth track weapons
i mean it feels okay but im absolutely losing more now lol
It's impossible to get in a good group without current logs
I just dont have a character to do it with you
rooting for ya
I need to arrange a mythic run somehow man
I’m either pugging this week or joining guilds alt run on Sunday

my guilds alt run is full, once I get paladin running im going to try and see what I can do
we can tag team if it works out happy to quyeue with u
I get it nobody wants to get outdone by me and live in shame for the rest of eternity
@stray sigil
main will have dbl myth track weps for pvp
(My main was supposed to be my ele toon for pvp so I used the 2 thins for int wep and shield but ele isnt real so I just been queueing with honor weps on main)
288
yeah i mean im deff ooming harder and it takes alot of extra effort to keep ppl alive
excellent
i didnt even wanna play mw tn but i couldnt get any games on my spr
@clear pulsar did you know incarn had a weird recast
and it gives you another echo
I found out today
if u find a lock or something or something that makes sense idm healing rsham for ya
rsham is just for fun toon to heal friends anyway and fuji in maybe tryhard 2s

Devourer got buffed
ya devourer is giga
yes but why
why is devourer and rdruid getting buffed
thanos getting a second gauntlet for 5 more infinity stones
im with a lfg lock rn but i dont wanna subject you to that
well rdruid was just alright anyway
nothing crazy
he is 4-0 tho i guess
devourer was a qol change that was actually a buff
can always hit me up
SICK
i guess like apex talent does make up a fair bit it's within realm of reason between ST and everbloom
You should try to cast your good heals more
So many casts doing 0 healing on those bottom spells smh
It's ok don't take the free coaching
LOL
u are talking to the old man spec bro there is no coaching
u just vibe that shit out
I cant really make fun of shaman for being a dad spec, I do 50k hps by just keeping lb up
lets see how this is without vantus
I think druid will stay like this for a while because being op is just a revolving door
druid rn is what pre nerf disc and mw were
in a few patches it will be holy paladins turn to be op or smth
think rdru is gonna ride this one out for a while lmao
is there a really annoying/cancerous druid hybrid build for pvp? i haven't played retail since.... wotlk...
but i wanna dip my toes back in. leveling a druid and i used to like hybrid hotw/NS style builds, super slippery and annoying
is that a playstyle that exists now?
you cannot really kill ppl as rdruid like you can in classic
theres like damage builds but realistically youll just lose to any dps
what if i'm ok not killing people 1v1 but just generally being an annoying support player. i should just go rdruid i'm guessing then for a slippery annoying support
yeah resto druid is a healer so you can do that for sure
"support" is not really a thing
youll be a healer
mw is pretty slippery too
mistweaver
i know tanking in pvp isn't a thing, but do guardian druids have any meaningful place in pvp?
@grand mesa
I need to do that still
the real content
as some polish people would put it I AM GUARDIAN PIG
you just gotta spam heal her to keep her dmg buff up
u can also just clear the entire thing as tank and change specs on the last boss lol
sheesh
Mole person
Yep
battlegrounds they can be useful yes
arena and shuffle absolutely not
good for cooking the bear paws
They just all sat on the pillar hitting the outlaw rogue
Instead of going on the hunter lmao
Getting cleaved
its funny cuz in 3s mm doesnt get to play the game
shuffle its like theyre invisible
doing 40% of ur hp every global
Yeah
legit
if u see
2 pet buffs on ur mm
just report that scum pig
they are all bug abusing
Looks like this one only has the movement speed
u know what i mean though right
its liek trhe bear red black thing
and the blue one
they take 20% less dmg with both of them up
is the word on the streets

they rly need that
doing 100% of ur hp with black arrow
and perma 20% dr
ontop of perma walls
I 5-1d, only lost that one round on opener
Double black arrow for 330k is crazy for a gcd
I'd rather face WW
Somehow 12.0.5 is the worst balanced patch since the Ret rework in DF
They buffed the best healer in M+
Buffed the 2 best DPS in M+ and best DPS in raid
Tank is 95% one spec
its crazy innit
It's so garbage lmao
dartboard tuning
i wanna do some spriest keys
Double crit on opener round 1 is crazy
ambata unloaaad
A different round with 0 crits the opener was 400k damage in the duration of Rapid Fire
Pretty strong
ye the uh
black arrow build
is all rapid fire
aimed shot does nothing
and the other one is other way
It does dmg, but not crazy
Aimed will always deal dmg, no matter what u play
Yeah rapidfire can 100-0 if the first black arrow crits
The thing with rapid fire is, if u are far away from a target u are gonna proc 2x Black arrow
From it
explain now piggy
Or else if the rapid actually drops someone's to 20% alone
Cuz you go 180k + 200k and at the end the target is at 20% HP and it fires another black arrow
U also fire an arrow if the target is far away
And the fire didn't bring him below 80% and u finishing the cast
What about double crit black arrow
But u have like 20% crit chance
Sure
I don't think so there are some kind of magic talents
That gives crit for black arrow
ep do we ban mm piglets?
no blizz I dont think I will brick my drivers with current bad drivers
graphics are fine
Oh it was prob outlaw tricks buff
It was outlaw mm that round
I wonder if there is anything even worth using my bonus rolls on that could be used in pvp
maybe the rings Idk
looking good man nothing to see here everything's above bar
Oh right
Can I boost my trinkets too?
The pvp ones?
Aren't weapons just auto boosted in pvp tho
Like surely that was not overlooked...
we dont know yet prob though 298 is currently timegated
For pve weapons?
yeah 4 weeks
as in were on week 1 so 3 more weeks of stuff before 298
which I think is around the time stuff uncaps Idk
mythic midnight falls tech has 2 items you would prob want as boomy for pvp but like when would I ever get that to happen so Ill prob target the staff from academy cause I can cut some vers
chicken be like that
Won this round against all odds
ye
u get some shits
need 5 of them
to make 1 thing to upgrade
just gneed to q
HAHAHA WHAT
Yeah they black arrow into rapid fire and they might hit you with 3 black arrows depending on how much you heal
I reported a prot paladin 3 dif ways earlier
I was 2-3 in it and he also left on round 6 before I won
Fucking rat
done
GO TO THE CORNER
I think you can run the same mplus until your out of cores to keep trying
if I read it right
yes but you have to run it at the same level for now
for example if you get an item from a +10 key you could get a duplicate of it from a +12
but you will never get a duplicate from a +10
only 10s works for me
its not supposed to be that way
they just bricked it
prob be fixed by tomorrow
or whenever housing is fixed
Ill wait until the hotfix then
Fuck I rolled mine from 2 dif key levels too
I didnt get duplicates but idr which one gave me the crit ring
To keep doing that one
cr check
I'm sending all my tokens on guardian spec chim pugs I think
And just praying I don't hit belt
For what?
Gaze of the albseer + feral weapon.
Ah true, I got 3 cuz vault was cheeks and spent 2 in Nexus hoping for the wep
Got the haste mastery ring and ver/mast cloak
How is beta
Testing our patch
Report every bug guys, so EU overlords can enjoy the bug free game
Thanks for your free services
Keep up the good work
glad chatbanssuck is yapping up a storm
the game is completely broken
will be on EU as well
hope that helps
the 1600 gatekeeping wintrader mayo at it again..
man some ppl need extracurricular critical thinking courses
i had a 0-6 healer lobby earlier i was convinced there was nothing i could rly do to not win and my team was throwing pretty hard but i never felt the urge to type to anyone
some ppl are psychos
if u need a wintrade just let me know
im on sub rogue now im trying to have a winning lobby but its tough out here
IM GONNA SAY SOME BAN WORTHY PHRASES IN MY NEXT SHUFFLE
ok this is just a fucking war crime man wtd
Ok so well
the most ill do is gas up someone on my team if i think theyre tilted lol

your not healing enough if your not oom
i saw a ton of ppl complaining about this patch
yeah it was almost a good patch but unfortunately there were like 50 major issues
almost impossible
just like bofa
Do they do the 3x flourish thing when u swiftmend
And then aoe?
Ppl dooooming
That's the worst patch ever, bug wise
Foking muricans
Can't h beta test it properly
Before EU kings log in
Yesterday we kept getting random full dc's
Nothing more enigmatic to me than European xyzs (fans, players, etc) being so fixated on na and what na people are doing tbh
Is it just some deeply seeded cultural thing?
Is this some little brother syndrome type shit? Like lol
what do you mean
its just funny you get the patch first which means you get all the bugs and shit and you get downtime for all day
and of course eu kinda obsessed with na since most of entertainment slop comes from there
na -> usa ty
I do like to do night runs from my home without being questioned by cops though
does EU not get big downtime?
Usually not
what are u doing here

well
this is my domain expansion

It’s always healers
It’s always always always healers doing this shit
Like go next bud
I love all you healers in here but you know in your heart who the shuffle yappers are
rets and dhs?
ret has always been the peak yapper in my games
and mage ig
Healers all are gonna say a dps but it’s healers i will not be convinced otherwise
I’m unconvincable
I'm always the peak yapper in my game
If somebody says anything after losing first 2 rounds I'm immediately telling them to just chill out and take their 0-6 no matter how likely they are to actually go 0-6
And that usually starts the flame back and forty
Once it was me who went 0-6 but wcyd, whats the point of shit talking after you've won is my thoughts on it
healers have to say it's a dps because that's all they play with lol
I think many if not most healers....also play dps my man
no way
Rare is the self described dps main who also does any significant healing in my experience
Common is the healer with a dps alt
and I know an insane amount of healers
I know only one healer main who does effectively zero dps characters and even she has dabbled a bit as dps
are there more dps who dps without healing than healers who heal without dpsing? yes absolutely - dps is a far more popular spec though, so you'd expect that regardless of the distribution
I can say that you cant
i def can u pig.
I never see healers yapping
I only see dps yapping
How can you say "you know"

Purebe is right lol I never even see healers in my chat in shuffle
i yap on both dps AND heals, checkmate
u dont see healers yap instead they just afk when they about to go 0-6
or start slurring

Lmao the classic
Like mate go next I'm the only one who lost that
Maybe dps go straight for the dms
I mean it's just unfun man, just like for u when a dps goes 0-6
And healers just crash out in chat
well
this is giga
anyone interacting with the unwashed solo q masses is just a masochist or smth idk
I think it's fun.
Also Val is wrong Fuji and mayo are both dps mains healing for sport
Girl I just think it's rarer
Mayo went into solo shuffle trenches to heal on cremepi his holy priest as a melee main
And is now like 1800
I'm also a dps main healing for sport






