#pvp

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viscid remnant
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not you

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u dont have ts on runeuncs son

vocal pollen
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obviously not I would never play priest

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osrs is beneat me

lime light
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priest too much brain power needed

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compared to guardian

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druid brain

viscid remnant
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u are guardian player

lime light
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ha TFU

viscid remnant
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u are already on teh bottom

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of the floor

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below the floor

viscid remnant
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with the schmeagols

vocal pollen
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thats me except I have a lot more hair

late wraith
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What is the voice thing they’re using

vocal pollen
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I have no idea tbh

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looks like nothing I've ever used

late wraith
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Oh it’s like teams or something

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I thought it was like a discord replacement they’re on a work call lol

vocal pollen
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oh lmfao

late wraith
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Discord is actually so fuckin bad. Me and mayo have a 3 second delay and it has caused drama

clear fox
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That looks like teams icon

vocal pollen
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yes discord is just getting worse and worse

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but theres 0 competition

viscid remnant
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microsoft looks like imo

stray sigil
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bring back raidcall

late wraith
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he’ll say he’s about to stun as he stuns and I’m like you fuckin bitch give me a second. He did we just have a delay lol

stray sigil
late wraith
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I want vent back

stray sigil
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nice interweb i think

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mayo no pc no internet

vocal pollen
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use ingame voice

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bnet

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its good I promise

stray sigil
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big 2026

late wraith
stray sigil
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he needs to stop buying anime bodypillows and buy a new pc

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real?

vocal pollen
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hmm

late wraith
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@velvet quest wake up

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I need you to read this and all the other dramatic things I’ve sent you today

vocal pollen
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did you guys make sure to collect your voidcores before patch

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cant be missing out on bonus rolls

stray sigil
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did he get a beavs crashout dm from last night

late wraith
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I am doomed

vocal pollen
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dude

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its over

vocal pollen
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just remake character

viscid remnant
clear pulsar
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I prefer the real ones with godawful acting about the secretly billionaire man getting married to a hot heiress that doesnt know he's a billionaire and her family mistreats him at every turn until he reveals his true billionaireness

stray sigil
late wraith
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this is why me and face are married tbh

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We are perfectly compatible

stray sigil
late wraith
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face

stray sigil
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except for his non washed asshole

vocal pollen
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:gotme:

late wraith
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I have watched full 2 hour movies

stray sigil
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real?

vocal pollen
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???

viscid remnant
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yea the android thing

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they alrd forgot

late wraith
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Like I would see all the insta clips

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And then go to YouTube

stray sigil
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face doesnt wash his butt

late wraith
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And watch the whole movie

stray sigil
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beavs spilled the beans

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its real

vocal pollen
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how do you know he doesnt

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what

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actually nvm

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I dont think I want to know

stray sigil
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beavs told us

clear pulsar
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PU_PepeSad my butt is clean man

stray sigil
clear pulsar
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Soap and all on cd

vocal pollen
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tbh I dont really do that either

stray sigil
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listen if ur wife says u dont

stray sigil
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its jover

vocal pollen
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its like hair and upper body gets prio

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and legs/feet get cleaved down

stray sigil
lime light
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true

vocal pollen
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its like u focus one target in a pull but cleave rest

late wraith
vocal pollen
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thats how it is

late wraith
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Wait stop

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Wait

vocal pollen
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the water runoff

late wraith
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No wait

vocal pollen
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gets it

late wraith
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Stop

lime light
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thats true

stray sigil
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beavs bot happy about this ine

late wraith
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No you wash that

stray sigil
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LOL

lime light
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if u gonna say no, u are layer

late wraith
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No you WASH ALL THAT

vocal pollen
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I DO

late wraith
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NO

vocal pollen
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but its like

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not prio target

late wraith
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NO STOP

vocal pollen
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right

stray sigil
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i wash all im not dirty pig like ep

late wraith
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WHAT YEA IT IS ITS ALL PRIO

lime light
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u wanna be eco

late wraith
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THE WHOLE BODY IS PRIO

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HELP

clear pulsar
lime light
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ye on saturday

astral rune
late wraith
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help I need a not PvP person help help help help

lime light
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u go all in on saturday

lime light
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and otherwise u just cleave

vocal pollen
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LMAO

late wraith
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C L E A V E

vocal pollen
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the only savior would've been lake and she's long gone to bed gl with non pvp people now

chrome panther
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can we please wash our entire bodies

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ty

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soap runoff is not cleaning

late wraith
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@grand mesa help I don’t know who to tag here I need help

lime light
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yes on saturday

clear pulsar
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Wash your whole body man get your sponge or little body scrub thing and scrub it all

grand mesa
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What happened

clear pulsar
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Phased legs disgusting fr

vocal pollen
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all im saying is when I starfire a mob in a pull, I also eventually kill the adds around it

grand mesa
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I go away for 5 minutes I have to scroll so much

late wraith
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PUZZLE

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HE SAYS HE CLEAVE WASHES HIS LEGS AND FEET

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HELP

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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He’s letting the sudsy water cleave?

late wraith
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yes

grand mesa
late wraith
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HAHAHHA

stray sigil
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cleave washing

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ep is a pig

astral rune
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cleave washing is crazy comms

late wraith
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ep slop

vocal pollen
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sorry having servers down makes me say things that I shouldnt say

late wraith
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cleave washing legit one of the funniest things I’ve read in here in a while but also I’m distressed by it

vocal pollen
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I need my vault

lime light
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the problem is

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its actually true

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everyone does that

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but u are not gonna agree

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in public

late wraith
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Girl

lime light
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cleaving is real

vocal pollen
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LMAO

late wraith
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I do not

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Fucking do that

late wraith
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Your feet are like the grossest part of your body my good bitch

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They need scrubbing

chrome panther
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real

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get between those toes

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get em real good

stray sigil
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NOWAY BEAVS CALLED EP MY GOOD BITCH

lime light
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and also to add a little spice to it

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u can piss on your feet

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and no need to cleave

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then

stray sigil
grand mesa
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Phased is just standing in the soak while cleaving

vocal pollen
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what

chrome panther
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ok ep

vocal pollen
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yes

late wraith
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Help

astral rune
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I bet people who believe in the run off don't get in between their toes and behind the ears either

stray sigil
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LMFAO

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

astral rune
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that sounds awful

vocal pollen
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well u have to remember im naturally clean as well

late wraith
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He pees in the shower I gotta go walk Gordon

vocal pollen
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I dont need to get all in there

chrome panther
vocal pollen
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peeing in the shower is unironically normal though

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like

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everyone does it

chrome panther
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your body naturally sheds skin cells

late wraith
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I can’t know about the peeing in the shower

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No

vocal pollen
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EVERYONE DOES IT

late wraith
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No it isn’t

vocal pollen
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IM SERIOUS

late wraith
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No I don’t

vocal pollen
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I think peeing in the sink is something I've only done maybe twice

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but shower?

late wraith
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Peeing in the shower is fuckin heinous behavior

vocal pollen
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all the time

late wraith
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THE

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S

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I

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N

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K

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?

vocal pollen
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my last gf said if I ever peed in the sink she will instantly leave me

lime light
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what if u piss and cleave her

lime light
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with a piss

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is she gonna be mad

vocal pollen
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"I WASH MY FACE WITH THAT" - her in 2025

grand mesa
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Phased sounds more like the caricature of a pvp main pushed by pvers than anyone else here

astral rune
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there's a perfectly good piss bowl not that far off from the sink tho

vocal pollen
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yes but its just like

late wraith
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I just

vocal pollen
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sometimes the 4 steps is too far but it also doesnt happen often

late wraith
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Do you think other PvP channels talk about PvP

vocal pollen
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in fact its happened maybe once

late wraith
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Do you think other people come here and are like

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What

vocal pollen
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it is not a regular ocurrance

chrome panther
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?

late wraith
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Is this place

grand mesa
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other cords talk about pvp or wow or doom

late wraith
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Like people are trying to learn about rdruid

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And they come in here

astral rune
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not showering properly is pvp with oneself and everyone else who can smell you

late wraith
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And see phased pisses in the sink

grand mesa
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Nothing else is like dg PvP

late wraith
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Help me

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I’m sorry to lurkers of this chat

vocal pollen
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LMAO

late wraith
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I’m sorry to everyone

vocal pollen
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IT IS NOT A REGULR THING

lime light
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why sorry

grand mesa
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this is not gonna help your case for orange

lime light
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dont be sorry

vocal pollen
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something about building bridges

lime light
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if its true its true

chrome panther
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id like the lurkers to know i do not piss in the sink and i shower properly

vocal pollen
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u can build 500 bridges and not be a bridge builder

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but piss in the sink once and u are the sink pisser

late wraith
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Please lurkers I wash my feet I don’t rely on cleave soap

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Saving this

lime light
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the question is

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do u piss on them

late wraith
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Insane comms

vocal pollen
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no man

astral rune
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I remember my health teacher back in grade school used to tell us to piss on our toes because it wasn't as unsanitary as people think lmao same guy thought the stuff in soda was bad so he was like halfway there

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ex marine turned teacher

late wraith
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I don’t even brush my teeth in the shower I know people who do that I think it’s weird

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The sink is for brushing teeth and washing your face

vocal pollen
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I brush my teeth in the shower

late wraith
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Not for piss

vocal pollen
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I have a whole shower routine

late wraith
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And you piss in there

vocal pollen
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yes

lime light
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no, there are nor rules in a life

chrome panther
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brushing teeth in the shower is kinda nice

lime light
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u can piss in a sink

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and u can shit in a shower

late wraith
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So you are pissing, brushing your teeth and letting the piss wash your feet

lime light
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doesnt matter

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at all

late wraith
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Good comms everyone I’m going to walk Gordon now

vocal pollen
clear pulsar
clear pulsar
vocal pollen
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no man toothpaste is for teeth....

grand mesa
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He’s not an animal

grand mesa
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I need servers to come up

vocal pollen
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im getting pinged by random people asking me how the druid changes are an 8% buff

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because thats what wowhead listed them as

chrome panther
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new apex > old apex

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close chat

clear pulsar
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I was going back on a blitz log and look at this man imagine it going hard after patch

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Gimme all the Gilneas Blitzes

clear pulsar
late wraith
lime light
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whats wrong with being animal

stray sigil
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this gif is ur best yet oig

grand mesa
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@late wraith

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Love my ai slop fake reddit stories

vocal pollen
grand mesa
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Except when there’s no part 2 and I have to find it

clear pulsar
tardy hare
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Not peeing in the shower is such a boring take

random patrol
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some people pee in their sinks

vocal pollen
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thats so disgusting

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idk who would do that

clear pulsar
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Like she was talking about piss running down your leg and stuff

random patrol
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prob around 20 percent of people prob do it

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about 45 percent pee in the shower

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even if they won't admit it

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@vocal pollen burn it all down down burn the world tree down down

vocal pollen
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no

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do not

tropic schooner
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you sit on the toilet and aim for the sink

dusty cairn
clear pulsar
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I cant reach the sink to pee in it

grand mesa
dusty cairn
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i have opposite problem

random patrol
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sometimes you have to go and there are no urinals and the stalls are all full and it's 2 in the morning and your drunk......................

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now I've never done it myself but I've seen it happen at least 3 times

tropic schooner
random patrol
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def the better method yeah

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cept if your in a skyscraper

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though if your above an apartment with bushes

tardy hare
random patrol
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moving on

random patrol
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Face is a gnome irl

lime light
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why u bully

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the brazilian hero

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the piss sinker

stray sigil
late wraith
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I am not pissing down my leg I can just pee in the toilet

hardy tartan
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bnet down?

clear pulsar
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Have you ever seen a penis

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Not you nova, sorry for the timing mate

late wraith
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And like wdym boring. What about pissing in the fuckin shower is an indicator of fun. You’re all just animals

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HAHHAHA

tardy hare
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Speaking of pissing in the shower

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My instagram reels provides

clear pulsar
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I just showered 20 mins ago and I was pissing all over it fr

hardy tartan
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im in the right place

late wraith
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Fuckin hell face that got me

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bnet is clearly down we’re debating pissing in the shower

clear pulsar
hardy tartan
stray sigil
hardy tartan
tardy hare
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My instagram reels is literally just this channel

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This is right after

lime light
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or piss on them

stray sigil
lime light
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and cleave everyone

stray sigil
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ep turning into full pig

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full piglet

lime light
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there is a channel on tiktok

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guy going around

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and pissing

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in weird spots

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he has passion

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real g

vocal pollen
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clip from EU guild killing end boss of raid and some guy starts spam calling himself the n word for dying

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on stream

stray sigil
tardy hare
hardy tartan
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why does it take blizzard a full work day to drop a .5 patch VerySadCat

viscid remnant
wanton ridge
grand mesa
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Servers need to come up

wanton ridge
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I'm fine with them keeping the planned schedule, not home from work yet

late wraith
viscid remnant
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skill issue

safe heart
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Yo I forgot that this channel is about wow pvp sometimes and I can only imagine the whiplash lurkers get when they come in here

stray sigil
astral rune
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Could always use a she wee, those are super clutch in road trips where the bathrooms are gnarly af

vocal pollen
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a what now

safe heart
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Dude read the sentence

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Cmon bruv

vocal pollen
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some say I have a she wee

lime light
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guys

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i think

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Zechey is that kind of guy

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that would drink friend's sprite

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and fill the gap with piss

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so its actually full

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when its not

safe heart
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Zechy would never do that shit and you wouldn't say that to him at LAN
Zechy is jacked and hangs out at the chillest spot and wears the freshest clothes and hangs out with the hottest dudes
Yell are pathetic lol

livid wasp
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ever since they removed full sugar sprite I say no thanks

random patrol
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you guys are still on about p

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curently looking at exploding trees myself

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tldr extreme cold can cause tree to well fall apart

vocal pollen
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makes sense

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I think hypothermia in humans makes them feel very warm as well

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like people take off their clothes trying to cool down when they are hyopthermic

late wraith
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It’s also dangerous cause they just explode

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Like rip apart and send shrapnel everywhere

clear pulsar
vocal pollen
clear pulsar
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Did they buff disc damage?

stray sigil
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outplayed.

viscid remnant
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Unc im crine

clear pulsar
viscid remnant
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Face the type of guy to sleep at the wheel

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What r we doing man

stray sigil
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he can barely reach the wheel

clear pulsar
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Jesus take the wheel

viscid remnant
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He cant reach the pedal

stray sigil
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real.

late wraith
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everyone pray for me i'm opening my vault to see what 1 item i have and it had better be good

stray sigil
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mine was dogshit

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so i hope urs was too

late wraith
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thank you

random patrol
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I curse all the vaults

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yes

viscid remnant
late wraith
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you can't make me

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that's male living space shit

viscid remnant
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Its like

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When u are pissing u aim for the shit to clean it

stray sigil
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its prob diff for woman davider

viscid remnant
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U know what i mean

stray sigil
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they would prob piss themselves

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cant aim

viscid remnant
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Unluck

late wraith
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myth track shoulders i can turn to tier thanks for all your prayers

random patrol
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"Surveys suggest that approximately 59% to 75% of women have peed in the shower at least once. While a majority have done it, regular behavior is less common, with one 2025 study finding that 20% of women regularly (or, in some studies, daily) urinate in the shower, compared to 30% of men"

late wraith
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my haters prayed for my downfall and it helped me rise up

random patrol
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so less then men

viscid remnant
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Google garry

random patrol
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but not zero

late wraith
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i have done 0 of the voidcore unlock quests

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0

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i just ignored that

vocal pollen
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my vault sucked

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myth helm...

stray sigil
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get in line piggy

grand mesa
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I have a confession

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Actually nvm

stray sigil
random patrol
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puppy

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cat

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gerbil

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rabbit

tiny oar
grand mesa
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Don’t worry about it

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Dude

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STOP BEING NOSY

late wraith
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i have a confession too

tiny oar
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UR THE ONE POSTING IT HERE

tiny oar
grand mesa
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I don’t know what I actually do in the shower I don’t think about it.

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I was concerned I was a bit of a cleaver

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But having done a shower since and paying attention

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I am a direct damage dealer

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With significant prio damage

tiny oar
stray sigil
clear pulsar
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I love scrubbing between toes

late wraith
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I can’t stop watching fruitslop

random patrol
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someone here prob a never nude

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showers with at least one article of clothing on

clear pulsar
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I'm an always nude

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I'm nude rn

stray sigil
clear pulsar
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Sorry

flint umbra
quick ermine
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Hello again people, another noob question incoming.

Does Maim share DR with cyclone? I'm trying understand why I take it as rdruid in arenas, I very sparingly use it as I'm always focusing on cyclone swapping.

vocal pollen
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they were mean to me because I said I cleaved in the shower

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and also because of shower pissing

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I just showered andd guess what

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didnt prio target legs and im still clean

tiny oar
quick ermine
vocal pollen
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wahtever im in raid I dont want my mental broken before we even enter mythic

random patrol
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housing disabled, addons messed with and another timegate 10/10 patch would do again

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slash s

random patrol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NDYWPXpKg I want to take it home @vocal pollen

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it's so cute

safe heart
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Anyone want 3s with my spriest

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or i could heal i guess

vocal pollen
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@grand mesa

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I think they fixed the game man

queen gust
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Playing borderline zero mastery so that I can justify dropping Harmonious Blooming for Dream of Cenarius and do big wizard damage memes.

How cooked am I?

tiny oar
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extremely burnt

vocal pollen
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just put the healing in the bag lil gup

queen gust
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I'm slamming 0.75 second cast wraths that heal for 85k

grand mesa
vocal pollen
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everbloom

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apex

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doing top healing

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its absurd

grand mesa
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crazy

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expect nerfs

vocal pollen
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not only that but they gave it an awful animation that the whole raid sees

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every time it bursts

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I put lb on sense and whenever I consume sotf

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he just goes blvind

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becasue of the 50 blooms

grand mesa
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thsi would warrant an aura nerf

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over anything else

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if they do decide to change it?

vocal pollen
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well no becaue its only fair

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apex should be strong

grand mesa
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cause nerfing everbloom puts it back to raid doing no apex builds?

clear pulsar
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They'll probably nerf Photosynthesis

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And maybe an aura nerf with it

tiny oar
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plz no man

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my rdruid crySad

vocal pollen
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I dont think they are nerfing anything

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@grand mesa im such a moron I closed my reroll window purely auto pilot

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instead of rolling on dragons

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I legit need to be shot in the head

tiny oar
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no getting shot

vocal pollen
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its important

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I just inted myself

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im deleting my druid

tiny oar
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ur fine man relax

vocal pollen
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I am in a state of deep mental crisis please do not approach

tiny oar
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u need to start meditating

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get zen

vocal pollen
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zen med is a brewmaster ability

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u are not a brewmaster

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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I didnt know she was a brewmaster

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the orange sweater mog is so sick

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need that

grand mesa
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that hossible

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i was in ele gear

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i oomed in 30s

vocal pollen
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incredible

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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possibly

grand mesa
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why did u not sus this

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what a typo

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did u know i meant to say

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"that's horrible"

vocal pollen
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what did u mean to say it to....

grand mesa
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u inting your bonus roll

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bit better

vocal pollen
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oh

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yes I mean

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if i was in feudal japan I get executed for bringing dishonor to my family

vocal pollen
grand mesa
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dragons

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we still 5 heal it lol

vocal pollen
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oh

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I didnt know there was some 5 heal strat...

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we always 4 healed

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but yeah makes sense

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our dragons

safe heart
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bruvs im starting to hate pvp again lol

grand mesa
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how does MW feel

safe heart
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definitely worse

grand mesa
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part of me hope it's not that bad at all (cause of you), part of me hopes it feels fucking terrible

clear pulsar
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I'm gonna need assistance this week

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Getting a mythic chimaerus kill yes?

grand mesa
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i somehow have dbl myth track weapons

safe heart
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i mean it feels okay but im absolutely losing more now lol

clear pulsar
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It's impossible to get in a good group without current logs

grand mesa
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sorry im too bad at the game to help

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good luck tho!

vocal pollen
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I just dont have a character to do it with you

grand mesa
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rooting for ya

vocal pollen
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I need to arrange a mythic run somehow man

grand mesa
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I’m either pugging this week or joining guilds alt run on Sunday

clear pulsar
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Fine

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I brought that upon myself

grand mesa
vocal pollen
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my guilds alt run is full, once I get paladin running im going to try and see what I can do

grand mesa
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we can tag team if it works out happy to quyeue with u

clear pulsar
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I get it nobody wants to get outdone by me and live in shame for the rest of eternity

grand mesa
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@stray sigil

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main will have dbl myth track weps for pvp

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(My main was supposed to be my ele toon for pvp so I used the 2 thins for int wep and shield but ele isnt real so I just been queueing with honor weps on main)

random patrol
safe heart
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yeah i mean im deff ooming harder and it takes alot of extra effort to keep ppl alive

grand mesa
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excellent

safe heart
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i didnt even wanna play mw tn but i couldnt get any games on my spr

vocal pollen
#

@clear pulsar did you know incarn had a weird recast

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and it gives you another echo

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I found out today

grand mesa
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rsham is just for fun toon to heal friends anyway and fuji in maybe tryhard 2s

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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what is this

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why

clear pulsar
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Devourer got buffed

vocal pollen
#

ya devourer is giga

grand mesa
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yes but why

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why is devourer and rdruid getting buffed

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thanos getting a second gauntlet for 5 more infinity stones

safe heart
vocal pollen
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well rdruid was just alright anyway

grand mesa
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well im raiding

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and idc

vocal pollen
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nothing crazy

safe heart
#

he is 4-0 tho i guess

vocal pollen
#

devourer was a qol change that was actually a buff

grand mesa
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can always hit me up

safe heart
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SICK

grand mesa
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i guess like apex talent does make up a fair bit it's within realm of reason between ST and everbloom

clear pulsar
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You should try to cast your good heals more

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So many casts doing 0 healing on those bottom spells smh

grand mesa
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face we are 5 healing a 4 heal boss

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and if i spam chain heal i oom

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relax there

clear pulsar
#

It's ok don't take the free coaching

tiny oar
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LOL

vocal pollen
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u are talking to the old man spec bro there is no coaching

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u just vibe that shit out

grand mesa
#

yes

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i press buttons

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and smart heal prevents overheal

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paladins now

vocal pollen
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I cant really make fun of shaman for being a dad spec, I do 50k hps by just keeping lb up

grand mesa
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lets see how this is without vantus

vocal pollen
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I think druid will stay like this for a while because being op is just a revolving door

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druid rn is what pre nerf disc and mw were

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in a few patches it will be holy paladins turn to be op or smth

chrome panther
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think rdru is gonna ride this one out for a while lmao

untold pier
#

is there a really annoying/cancerous druid hybrid build for pvp? i haven't played retail since.... wotlk...

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but i wanna dip my toes back in. leveling a druid and i used to like hybrid hotw/NS style builds, super slippery and annoying

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is that a playstyle that exists now?

safe heart
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you cannot really kill ppl as rdruid like you can in classic

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theres like damage builds but realistically youll just lose to any dps

untold pier
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what if i'm ok not killing people 1v1 but just generally being an annoying support player. i should just go rdruid i'm guessing then for a slippery annoying support

safe heart
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yeah resto druid is a healer so you can do that for sure

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"support" is not really a thing
youll be a healer

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mw is pretty slippery too

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mistweaver

untold pier
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i know tanking in pvp isn't a thing, but do guardian druids have any meaningful place in pvp?

wanton ridge
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@grand mesa

vocal pollen
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I need to do that still

wanton ridge
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the real content

vocal pollen
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for dps and healer

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all my delves are as tank

wanton ridge
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Healer is the easiest

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Valeera as tank is cranking so much damage

vocal pollen
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as some polish people would put it I AM GUARDIAN PIG

wanton ridge
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you just gotta spam heal her to keep her dmg buff up

vocal pollen
wanton ridge
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You know what

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I was wondering if that worked

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Too late now

grand mesa
clear pulsar
wanton ridge
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Yep

safe heart
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arena and shuffle absolutely not

random patrol
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good for cooking the bear paws

clear pulsar
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Who tf decided that silences dont get DRd?

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?????????

stray sigil
chrome panther
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tfw theres an mm in ur lobby and nobody disarms his trueshot

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gg

random patrol
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tiny twink company

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and not the good kind of twink

clear pulsar
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Instead of going on the hunter lmao

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Getting cleaved

chrome panther
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its funny cuz in 3s mm doesnt get to play the game

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shuffle its like theyre invisible

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doing 40% of ur hp every global

clear pulsar
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Yeah

stray sigil
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if u see

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2 pet buffs on ur mm

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just report that scum pig

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they are all bug abusing

clear pulsar
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Looks like this one only has the movement speed

stray sigil
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u know what i mean though right

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its liek trhe bear red black thing

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and the blue one

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they take 20% less dmg with both of them up

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is the word on the streets

clear pulsar
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LMAO

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Damn

stray sigil
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they rly need that

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doing 100% of ur hp with black arrow

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and perma 20% dr

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ontop of perma walls

clear pulsar
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I 5-1d, only lost that one round on opener

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Double black arrow for 330k is crazy for a gcd

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I'd rather face WW

stray sigil
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ww is bad needs buffs

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i been telling u

clear pulsar
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Somehow 12.0.5 is the worst balanced patch since the Ret rework in DF

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They buffed the best healer in M+
Buffed the 2 best DPS in M+ and best DPS in raid

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Tank is 95% one spec

chrome panther
#

its crazy innit

clear pulsar
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It's so garbage lmao

chrome panther
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dartboard tuning

safe heart
#

i wanna do some spriest keys

clear pulsar
#

It's this

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Ratfucks

stray sigil
#

we love mm being meta for like

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2 years now

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of them just 1 shotting ppl

clear pulsar
#

Double crit on opener round 1 is crazy

livid wasp
#

ambata unloaaad

clear pulsar
#

A different round with 0 crits the opener was 400k damage in the duration of Rapid Fire

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Pretty strong

stray sigil
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ye the uh

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black arrow build

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is all rapid fire

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aimed shot does nothing

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and the other one is other way

lime light
#

It does dmg, but not crazy

stray sigil
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nah ep

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its disgusting lol

lime light
#

Aimed will always deal dmg, no matter what u play

clear pulsar
#

120k gcd

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Seems pretty good

lime light
#

So rapid fucks now?

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As a previous msgs

clear pulsar
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Yeah rapidfire can 100-0 if the first black arrow crits

lime light
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The thing with rapid fire is, if u are far away from a target u are gonna proc 2x Black arrow

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From it

stray sigil
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explain now piggy

lime light
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Or else if the rapid actually drops someone's to 20% alone

clear pulsar
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Cuz you go 180k + 200k and at the end the target is at 20% HP and it fires another black arrow

lime light
#

U also fire an arrow if the target is far away

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And the fire didn't bring him below 80% and u finishing the cast

stray sigil
#

so what ur saying is

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we ban mm players

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yes ?

lime light
#

180k black arrow kinda wild

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Never had that kind of stuff before

clear pulsar
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What about double crit black arrow

lime light
#

But u have like 20% crit chance

clear pulsar
#

Sure

lime light
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I don't think so there are some kind of magic talents

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That gives crit for black arrow

clear pulsar
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So 5% of the time you double crit that on opener

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And win for free

lime light
#

If the numbers are true

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Ye

stray sigil
#

ep do we ban mm piglets?

random patrol
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no blizz I dont think I will brick my drivers with current bad drivers

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graphics are fine

clear pulsar
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It was outlaw mm that round

random patrol
#

I wonder if there is anything even worth using my bonus rolls on that could be used in pvp

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maybe the rings Idk

clear pulsar
stray sigil
#

abomination

random patrol
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I guess that's a thing but I dont think I would use them in pvp Idk

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meh

tiny oar
# clear pulsar

looking good man nothing to see here everything's above bar

halcyon siren
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Got myth shoulders in vault

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So 289 pvp now

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Surely I break 1200 now

stray sigil
#

get ur 298 wep now

halcyon siren
#

Oh right

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Can I boost my trinkets too?

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The pvp ones?

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Aren't weapons just auto boosted in pvp tho

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Like surely that was not overlooked...

random patrol
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we dont know yet prob though 298 is currently timegated

halcyon siren
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For pve weapons?

random patrol
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yeah 4 weeks

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as in were on week 1 so 3 more weeks of stuff before 298

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which I think is around the time stuff uncaps Idk

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mythic midnight falls tech has 2 items you would prob want as boomy for pvp but like when would I ever get that to happen so Ill prob target the staff from academy cause I can cut some vers

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chicken be like that

clear pulsar
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Won this round against all odds

stray sigil
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u get some shits

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need 5 of them

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to make 1 thing to upgrade

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just gneed to q

chrome panther
clear pulsar
#

Yeah they black arrow into rapid fire and they might hit you with 3 black arrows depending on how much you heal

chrome panther
#

insane dude

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can we also just give arms blanket cc immune in the same tuning pass

clear pulsar
#

I reported a prot paladin 3 dif ways earlier

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I was 2-3 in it and he also left on round 6 before I won

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Fucking rat

vocal pollen
#

fuck that guy

#

if someone pisses me off I just report them for terrorism instantly

random patrol
astral rune
#

huge

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I'm hoping I get a wep with mine as well

clear pulsar
#

Time to level a 2nd druid

vocal pollen
#

GO TO THE CORNER

random patrol
#

10 druids

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do it

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nothing but druids

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no luck on rings though

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for now

clear pulsar
#

I got one of the rings

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But the wrong one for resto

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I dont want crit shit

random patrol
#

I think you can run the same mplus until your out of cores to keep trying

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if I read it right

vocal pollen
#

yes but you have to run it at the same level for now

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for example if you get an item from a +10 key you could get a duplicate of it from a +12

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but you will never get a duplicate from a +10

clear pulsar
#

Huh

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Is that what it is?

random patrol
#

only 10s works for me

vocal pollen
#

they just bricked it

clear pulsar
#

I thought it could be like tertiary procs or something

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Causing duplicates

random patrol
#

prob be fixed by tomorrow

vocal pollen
#

yeah just rip to the people that already used their cores

random patrol
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or whenever housing is fixed

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Ill wait until the hotfix then

clear pulsar
#

I didnt get duplicates but idr which one gave me the crit ring

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To keep doing that one

halcyon siren
#

I'm sending all my tokens on guardian spec chim pugs I think

#

And just praying I don't hit belt

hardy quiver
#

For what?

halcyon siren
#

Gaze of the albseer + feral weapon.

hardy quiver
#

Ah true, I got 3 cuz vault was cheeks and spent 2 in Nexus hoping for the wep

#

Got the haste mastery ring and ver/mast cloak

lime light
#

How is beta

#

Testing our patch

#

Report every bug guys, so EU overlords can enjoy the bug free game

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Thanks for your free services

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Keep up the good work

tiny oar
#

everything is broken

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eu is down too..

velvet quest
#

this is 1600 mmr

vocal pollen
#

glad chatbanssuck is yapping up a storm

velvet quest
#

we are wintrading

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for him to 0-6

vocal pollen
#

will be on EU as well

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hope that helps

tiny oar
#

man some ppl need extracurricular critical thinking courses

velvet quest
#

i had a 0-6 healer lobby earlier i was convinced there was nothing i could rly do to not win and my team was throwing pretty hard but i never felt the urge to type to anyone

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some ppl are psychos

vocal pollen
#

if u need a wintrade just let me know

lime light
#

Thanks for your services

#

Keep reporting

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Over

velvet quest
#

im on sub rogue now im trying to have a winning lobby but its tough out here

tardy hare
#

No point typing ever anyway

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People wont change

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Your account status however

clear pulsar
#

Blitz healing when the Early Spring Lifeblooms hit

tiny oar
#

IM GONNA SAY SOME BAN WORTHY PHRASES IN MY NEXT SHUFFLE

clear pulsar
#

It's kinda too much healing

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I dont think it can ever not overheal

tiny oar
clear pulsar
#

Ok so well

velvet quest
#

the most ill do is gas up someone on my team if i think theyre tilted lol

clear pulsar
#

This is doing

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30% of this to pets

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Like my own treants and pets

tiny oar
vocal pollen
#

overheal numbers are immensely afke

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fake

#

awful

random patrol
#

your not healing enough if your not oom

vocal pollen
#

yes unironically

#

you should be 0 mana when the boss os 0 hp

viscid remnant
#

i saw a ton of ppl complaining about this patch

velvet quest
#

yeah it was almost a good patch but unfortunately there were like 50 major issues

tiny oar
velvet quest
#

cant win a lobby tonight VerySadCat

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every round someone gets oneshot in 20s

tiny oar
#

almost impossible

viscid remnant
#

just like bofa

halcyon siren
#

And then aoe?

lime light
#

Ppl dooooming

#

That's the worst patch ever, bug wise

#

Foking muricans

#

Can't h beta test it properly

#

Before EU kings log in

safe heart
#

Yesterday we kept getting random full dc's

lime light
#

Don't get dcs

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Just test

#

So simple

halcyon siren
#

Nothing more enigmatic to me than European xyzs (fans, players, etc) being so fixated on na and what na people are doing tbh

#

Is it just some deeply seeded cultural thing?

#

Is this some little brother syndrome type shit? Like lol

livid wasp
#

what do you mean

#

its just funny you get the patch first which means you get all the bugs and shit and you get downtime for all day

#

and of course eu kinda obsessed with na since most of entertainment slop comes from there

wanton ridge
#

na -> usa ty

livid wasp
#

I do like to do night runs from my home without being questioned by cops though

rain mulch
#

does EU not get big downtime?

viscid remnant
#

Usually not

grand mesa
rain mulch
#

what are you doing here

vocal pollen
vocal pollen
late wraith
#

It’s always always always healers doing this shit

#

Like go next bud

#

I love all you healers in here but you know in your heart who the shuffle yappers are

vocal pollen
#

healers are always weird

#

its known lore

chrome panther
#

ret has always been the peak yapper in my games

#

and mage ig

late wraith
#

Healers all are gonna say a dps but it’s healers i will not be convinced otherwise

#

I’m unconvincable

halcyon siren
#

I'm always the peak yapper in my game

#

If somebody says anything after losing first 2 rounds I'm immediately telling them to just chill out and take their 0-6 no matter how likely they are to actually go 0-6

#

And that usually starts the flame back and forty

#

Once it was me who went 0-6 but wcyd, whats the point of shit talking after you've won is my thoughts on it

woven oriole
#

healers have to say it's a dps because that's all they play with lol

halcyon siren
#

I think many if not most healers....also play dps my man

woven oriole
#

no way

halcyon siren
#

Usually it's only dps mains who only dps

#

In my experience

woven oriole
#

i dont think thats true

#

but i cannot prove it

halcyon siren
#

Rare is the self described dps main who also does any significant healing in my experience

vocal pollen
#

every healer I know is weird and eccentric, usually also gay

#

just not good at all

halcyon siren
#

Common is the healer with a dps alt

vocal pollen
#

and I know an insane amount of healers

halcyon siren
#

I know only one healer main who does effectively zero dps characters and even she has dabbled a bit as dps

woven oriole
#

are there more dps who dps without healing than healers who heal without dpsing? yes absolutely - dps is a far more popular spec though, so you'd expect that regardless of the distribution

stray sigil
#

healers are pigs.

#

its true and real.

vocal pollen
#

I can say that you cant

stray sigil
#

i def can u pig.

clear pulsar
#

How can you say "you know"

stray sigil
clear pulsar
#

Purebe is right lol I never even see healers in my chat in shuffle

woven oriole
#

i yap on both dps AND heals, checkmate

stray sigil
#

u dont see healers yap instead they just afk when they about to go 0-6

#

or start slurring

clear pulsar
#

When I go 0-6 I always get a dps whispering me mad about it

#

Its very funny

clear pulsar
#

Like mate go next I'm the only one who lost that

late wraith
#

Maybe dps go straight for the dms

halcyon siren
#

I mean it's just unfun man, just like for u when a dps goes 0-6

late wraith
#

And healers just crash out in chat

stray sigil
#

thats why u download

halcyon siren
#

Like are you having fun knowing that you are going 3-3 max

#

On round 2.5?

woven oriole
#

well

vocal pollen
#

anyone interacting with the unwashed solo q masses is just a masochist or smth idk

halcyon siren
#

I think it's fun.

late wraith
#

Also Val is wrong Fuji and mayo are both dps mains healing for sport

halcyon siren
#

Girl I just think it's rarer

late wraith
#

Mayo went into solo shuffle trenches to heal on cremepi his holy priest as a melee main

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And is now like 1800

halcyon siren
#

I'm also a dps main healing for sport