pvp

[halcyon siren]

sometiems you will have an outlier on like dk doing 29m 26m 26m 25m or something like that

[astral rune]

https://tenor.com/view/hard-times-paramore-gif-21658765

[halcyon siren]

but rarely it's somebody just walking in and pve-ing everybody down with clean damage optimization

[clear pulsar]

Ok but post the good paramore stuff

[astral rune]

oh you want boomer 2008 paramore

I got you

[clear pulsar]

literally anything but after laughter

I dont mind after laughter but it's objectively their worst album fr

My mouse wheel is toast????

Wtf is happening goddamn

[halcyon siren]

gg

[vocal pollen]

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-cat-mocking-gif-13935821400850516732

[clear pulsar]

Ok it's randomly back but ig I gotta buy a spare mouse

[lime light]

looks like its broken now

if i disable the shitta

its still showing

the buffs on the left

and cc on the right

[vocal pollen]

is that an addon

[lime light]

nah

its base ui

[vocal pollen]

yea idk then

might be bricked

I've never seen that tho

[halcyon siren]

i can't lie i might be off the game i don't even know where to begin to improve on this tbh, never felt this noob.

like i'm noob as shit inother games like league but i look at that and think 'yeah this makes sense, if i had more than 0 ward score i might win more games' or something that even a noob like me can easily identify

but i am LOST man, holy smokes

idk i crutched on details so bad also? like being able to break down my spells and figure out how to squeeze more damage and having a better understanding of what is killing me is SORELY missed

[livid wasp]

wow literally me ranting here when im playing the game

[halcyon siren]

Ya I'm zecheycore as fuck now

Except I'm not 2900 blitz like my goat

[livid wasp]

im 2.3k

or is krassz your goat

[halcyon siren]

2900 in my heart bud

You're my goat

Always

[livid wasp]

I would probably get stuck in shuffle too

[vocal pollen]

fat dog pfp and small dog pfp

[tiny oar]

yea just like fuji is sinful gladiator in my heart

[halcyon siren]

No shot you'd be hardstuck 1500 in shuffle zechey

[livid wasp]

I should try and see

[halcyon siren]

Ya stream it zechey

[livid wasp]

too bad rdruids exist

I dont wanna face them

[vocal pollen]

what did rdruids do

[halcyon siren]

Bro it's so cursed rn I load up tft hit update and it just stalls

[vocal pollen]

I should play tft....

[halcyon siren]

I can't even drown my despair in a tft match

[vocal pollen]

new set is out and I havent played a single game

[halcyon siren]

This set went so long

[vocal pollen]

yeah I was pretty bored for a while

dont think im going to play the new set much though

[halcyon siren]

I never found a niche in the last set

Probably because ap was kinda mid and I like ap

[vocal pollen]

I just play whats good, hit masters and quit usually but idk I just have 0 motivation

I woke up 3 hours ago and I've been laying in bed doomscrolling

[halcyon siren]

I am d2 or d3 peaker

Usually stop emerald now tho

[vocal pollen]

tft ranks are piss I dont think even masters is that good

[halcyon siren]

It's not

[vocal pollen]

I hit gm a few sets ago that was kinda nice

thats about it

[halcyon siren]

I mean it's good in that it's a pretty high percentile in a 30k pop game

[vocal pollen]

90% of tft players are gamer dads that dont even know when master rank starts

its w/e

[halcyon siren]

Ya

[vocal pollen]

just a personal goal that I have

I dont play games that I think I'm bad at

if I have extra pash I try and push for gm

[tiny oar]

complaining about rdruid of all things in this meta is crazy work brother

[halcyon siren]

I don't like the game enough I think to try for above diamond I get bored easily playing meta, the one set I peaked I was like

Following guides n shit

Highest I ever been but sucked the joy out

[vocal pollen]

following guides is fine

[halcyon siren]

Now i just play whatever so the games are different and peak 1 rank lower

[vocal pollen]

winning gives me joy so I do whatever I can to win, if I dont win I enter a deep depressive state until I do win

[halcyon siren]

I mean tft is a puzzle game and I just don't like the puzzle being solved by somebody else

So I'm fine being emerald

Instead of diamond

And pkaying the puzzle myself

[vocal pollen]

when im happy I say im the best to have ever played this game when im sad I say this time im really gonna do it

[halcyon siren]

Real

[halcyon siren]

I think he's kinda real for it from feral pov, rdruid having no burst healing isn't felt when playing a class with no burst dmg

[tiny oar]

feral is rdruid hard counter

swap on hots double bleed clone city fucker is oom in 3 minutes gg

[halcyon siren]

Rdruid ooming in 3mins to everything I fear

[vocal pollen]

the oomer

[astral rune]

zechey just knows ball and has the pash to keep on dogging something he doesn't like

[vocal pollen]

yes unironically thats what u need

[viscid remnant]

real

[tiny oar]

keep dogging on something thats completely dog

SO EPIC

[vocal pollen]

its real

[grand mesa]

If rdruid getting kicked when it’s down in PvP is the price to pay for rdruid to be obliterated in all content that is a price I will reluctantly but readily pay

[vocal pollen]

its not even good....

[clear pulsar]

Ok but there are solutions to these things and you just dont wanna do it?!
Log and upload to wclogs or use the thing puzzle uses for arena logs
Record and run it back, ask zechey or fuji or folt or axtin even for some roasting, idk

[clear pulsar]

Rdruid also has no outs or trades for CC chains

Swap on LB and chain more than 6s of CC at a time and the resto druid just loses on 2nd go

[stray sigil]

im unchained sry

[clear pulsar]

True

[tiny oar]

wdym by this

[stray sigil]

iykyk

[tiny oar]

[vocal pollen]

I've told val I would vod review him for pve because he was struggling in raid and he still didnt

just dont bother

[clear pulsar]

Yeah idk bro you either want to improve or you dont but then dont pretend like you do

Nothing wrong with just vibing playing the game content at the level you currently play either

I love vibing

[vocal pollen]

being difficult for fun

I cba

[stray sigil]

i would never roast anyone either

[grand mesa]

You keep saying you want Voulk to review your Logs but you never get that done either

[stray sigil]

i am nice guy

[grand mesa]

Kinda pot kettle moment

[vocal pollen]

THATS JUST HIS BIT

HE NEVER DOES IT

my evoker is so strong btw

[grand mesa]

[stray sigil]

yeah man ur dev is really strong

might be able to push 50k dps now

[vocal pollen]

I will shoot u in the head pig

[grand mesa]

Holy

[vocal pollen]

sorry that was uncalled for

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

its not my fault they just flipped dev on its head

I need to relearn that spec

I promise I was good on dev in df

ask anyone

not df uhh tww

[clear pulsar]

You're gonna use that as a crutch for how many seasons man

It's mid april already

[vocal pollen]

idk man until I learn the spec again

its not like im an evoker main

[clear pulsar]

Fair enough actually mb

[vocal pollen]

paladin levelling soon though

then we rise

[clear pulsar]

Damn

Yeah paladin not for me

[vocal pollen]

I like disc and evoker the most usually but disc is not it rn

[clear pulsar]

I need mobility and quality of life

[stray sigil]

really hard to press desin over and over it seems...

rdru mains...

[clear pulsar]

Evoker should be it for me but the empowered spells dont play nice with my ping

[vocal pollen]

unironically kinda strong or

[clear pulsar]

Your alt is as strong as my main or what

[vocal pollen]

trinket situation is very dire

[clear pulsar]

Damn

Whats your druid ilvl?

[vocal pollen]

281

maybe 282

I dont remember...

[grand mesa]

TWW Phased and Fuji are actually very similar

[stray sigil]

40k dps at 270

[grand mesa]

Now that I think about it

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

Two peas in a pod

[vocal pollen]

why is that...

[grand mesa]

Immediately pull aggro on pull and die

[vocal pollen]

that is just not my fault

who was tanking that key I need a few words with that person

I LITERALLY WAITED LIKE 4 GLOBALS

[grand mesa]

@late wraith

[stray sigil]

how is this my fault

[vocal pollen]

no man it wasnt beavs I didnt even know her back then

[stray sigil]

press swipe 1 TIME

U PIG

SO I CAN PRESS TP

[vocal pollen]

in cinderbrew I was playing dev evoker once when dev had insane burst opener, I waited 4 globals for aggro, pressed cds pot etc and instantly pulled aggro and died

[stray sigil]

ep was right

[vocal pollen]

on biggest cd of dungeon

@stray sigil

[stray sigil]

guardians are the biggest pigs

[vocal pollen]

its just gg then

[stray sigil]

just like my zeniths

gg

[vocal pollen]

except u are a pig that doesnt wait

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

man tww was just so fun

[stray sigil]

PRESS SWIPE

U PIG

[vocal pollen]

not for the content

but because of the gang I did keys with

[chrome panther]

make rdruid dps great again

[vocal pollen]

these were the goated keys

[clear pulsar]

Do you know how much damage swipe does?

[stray sigil]

how about we just nerf rdru

[clear pulsar]

It doesnt keep threat bro lol

[stray sigil]

DO U KNOW HOW MUCH TP DOES

LOL

[vocal pollen]

[clear pulsar]

There's a really easy solution for bear actually

[vocal pollen]

swipe is piss bro

it doesnt do anything

[stray sigil]

tp is a 3k global my brother

[clear pulsar]

It's make Raze an AOE around the target instead of a frontal cone
And make Ironfur 5% mastery a pulsing damage thing instead, like the Barkskin Brambles active.

[stray sigil]

i refuse to buff beavs

[clear pulsar]

Now the spec has pulsing AOE to hit everything and Raze doesnt miss 3 targets for no reason when mobs side step

[stray sigil]

she pigs out too much as is

do NOT

enable her more

[clear pulsar]

Guardian doesnt need a numerical buff

[stray sigil]

face do u know dan

[clear pulsar]

It's just that the spells are fucky to hit people with

Dan your french dad?

Sure

[astral rune]

lakeblossom feral

[stray sigil]

we were on paladins

and beavs was tilted

and she was gaslighting dan so hard

about judgement

[vocal pollen]

yes I have now realised she was the one that lost aggro and let me die on the first pull of cinderbrew

[stray sigil]

he tried her way

[grand mesa]

Oh no wonder u were doomed

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

died .1

LMFAO

[clear pulsar]

[astral rune]

that's okay because she was feral there

[clear pulsar]

That sounds legendary idk anything about that raid boss tho

[stray sigil]

lake tanking

this cant be good

[lime light]

WTF

a GUARDIAN? @tiny oar

[clear pulsar]

There's a reason she rerolled evoker

[vocal pollen]

pretty sure me and her just alternated tank keys a lot

[clear pulsar]

No tank spec

[vocal pollen]

I tanked some then she tanked some

[clear pulsar]

Real?

[stray sigil]

ep is here

its gg

[lime light]

a fucking tank

[vocal pollen]

there is nothing wrong with playing bear man

get a GRIP

[stray sigil]

ep played thru bfa

he knows the horror of guardian pvper

he is a real one

[clear pulsar]

There was guardian in pvp in BFA?

Damn

[vocal pollen]

if u get owned by guardian u deserve it

its real

[stray sigil]

brother

i played vs

flark supa getrow

playing fdk guardian druid rsham

[grand mesa]

There was a specific one that kaboomed Fuji

[stray sigil]

and it was the rsham

that only healed in wolf form

[vocal pollen]

was fuji glad in corrupted season

[stray sigil]

if u remember that

[clear pulsar]

Getrow now that's a name I had forgor

Yeah lmao I do

Fucking cdew running around in ghost wolf

In the Boralus arena

[stray sigil]

i retired in unchained

im unchained peaker

[vocal pollen]

what season is that man

is that sl

[stray sigil]

s2

[clear pulsar]

SL s2

[grand mesa]

s2 SL

[stray sigil]

sl yue

[vocal pollen]

s2

ye

[stray sigil]

i quit

[vocal pollen]

makes sense

[stray sigil]

until like

end of s3

play ww

[clear pulsar]

It was a boosted season so fuji got boosted

[stray sigil]

had no success

[chrome panther]

sl glad smh

[clear pulsar]

Write it down

[chrome panther]

boosted glad

not real

[vocal pollen]

not real

[clear pulsar]

Feral was S++++ tier and unchained was boosted

[stray sigil]

funny trhing about that

i played to glad at 2.4

and quit

before inflation

[grand mesa]

Didn’t u week 1 it or something

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[stray sigil]

week 1 or 2 idr

[halcyon siren]

Yeah idk I'm at a cross roads certainly where it's either quit or explore those solutions.

[stray sigil]

thought mount looked cool so wanted it before quitting

its not cool

[vocal pollen]

wdym "solutions" bro are u just waiting for the info to be beamed into your brain

or like

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

whats the plan

[clear pulsar]

I'm a big shuffle logger

[stray sigil]

why dont u just use

wowarena log

u ape

[clear pulsar]

Wclogs is much better

To look at things in detail

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Wowarena log looks like it has a really good death recap

[grand mesa]

He thinks it’s malware and wcl is def better if it actually captures the info correctly

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

the instances

[stray sigil]

tbf my arenalog doesnt even track shufflers

for some reaosn

but u can record urself on that

cant do that on wcl u pig

[grand mesa]

Its got a bit more now but that’s cause I made a feature request asking for them to do exactly what some basic wcl breakdowns do

[clear pulsar]

I mean logs are just a basic game functionality

And wclogs you just upload the logs made by the regular game

It just has more breakdown pages for the log info

And I'm used to navigating it

[grand mesa]

I saved pvp from the addon apocalypse. People know how much their shit hits for again

[stray sigil]

LMFAO

ok thats insanely good ep

[grand mesa]

@late wraith ok this time i see the thing floating

[clear pulsar]

In game meter is crazy bad

[clear pulsar]

The perspective on the 2 druids is also horrible

[grand mesa]

Still think that the cigarette floating on Peter was subtle

[clear pulsar]

It's like baby's first drawing without any sense of perspective

The back one is too short, does he not have legs

[grand mesa]

Maybe that one is you

[stray sigil]

[lime light]

lol

[grand mesa]

@stray sigil

GOT HIM

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Idiots

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

When face just says “idiots” and not a full paragraph u know he knows he got got and doesn’t have much to say

[stray sigil]

real

he knelt

[halcyon siren]

Ya what else would the plan be

[stray sigil]

and whisper a bunch of r1

u could download the whisper addon

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

idiots

[stray sigil]

uy know the jonah hill meme

thats face saying idiots

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-facepalm-gif-1909588309234094885

this

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-shut-up-dog-hand-gif-20066290

[late wraith]

Fuji’s pulled aggro off every tank he’s played with so far how am I being tagged in tnks

[halcyon siren]

What's the whisper addon

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[late wraith]

And by pulled aggro I mean he runs in and hits them first

[vocal pollen]

yes exactly

[late wraith]

He’s first on the threat chart because he just torpedos ahead of the tank and then screams for a taunt

[stray sigil]

wrong.

[late wraith]

No it’s actually correct

[stray sigil]

i think theres a clear problem

[late wraith]

Yes

[stray sigil]

every tank i play with is a guardian

and has this problem

[late wraith]

It’s you

[halcyon siren]

Tanks tank? Hello?

[late wraith]

No it’s you

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

the problem is you

[stray sigil]

impossible.

i never make mistakes

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[late wraith]

You need to kneel for your tanks

[vocal pollen]

yes

[late wraith]

Be a good dps kitten

Wait till we have threat

It’s on our time not yours

Kneel

Like a little dog

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

true !!

[stray sigil]

mever kneeling for u PIG

[late wraith]

or die! I don’t care!

Same result for me

[lime light]

small upgrade

[stray sigil]

NEVER KNEELING

[stray sigil]

lmfao

LMFAO

HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[late wraith]

HAHAHHA ffs

[vocal pollen]

????

[lime light]

Yes.

[grand mesa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[vocal pollen]

so stupid lmfao

[stray sigil]

hahahahahahahaha

[grand mesa]

He’s just simply too powerful no?

[vocal pollen]

yeah....

[late wraith]

Not very powerful when you’re floor pov from your own impatience

If he was powerful he’d live the hits

[vocal pollen]

fuji died on the last boss of maisara to standing in a circle, took a bres in another circle and instantly died again

[clear pulsar]

I did a key with phased's friends and I didnt even have taunt bound

[stray sigil]

how about u brez me

[clear pulsar]

And nobody pulled aggro

[late wraith]

He’s powerful he’s just being t held back by himself and hubris

[clear pulsar]

Real?

[stray sigil]

at the right spots

UH

[vocal pollen]

I didnt even res f2f did

[late wraith]

High level pvers give you so much time they’re so respectful

[stray sigil]

face is a terrorist its real

he tries his best to kill me

he tried yday on his furreal

[late wraith]

Pvp melees are just half across the map around a pillar with the whole dungeon on them

[stray sigil]

PRESS SWIPE

PRESS TAUNT

PIGGIES

[late wraith]

No

Wait

[vocal pollen]

swipe is piss man

[stray sigil]

NO.

[vocal pollen]

that button doesnt do anything

why are u saying swipe

[late wraith]

You’re going to learn or you’re going to die like there’s no other option

[late wraith]

He doesn’t know shit

He just yaps

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

SO I CAN TP

ONE TIME

PIGS

[grand mesa]

He’s not gonna change a single thing die on pull and bitch for the next 10 years

[late wraith]

Fuji wants us to swipe his zenith

That should do it

[stray sigil]

i dont have time to waste

i have shit to kill

its rela

real

[vocal pollen]

I was going kinda crazy this key tho

[lime light]

ye, your guardians only job is

to taunt a mob

[late wraith]

First global sending your big cd is 1400 mmr shit in pve

[stray sigil]

REAL

[lime light]

whats too hard about it

[stray sigil]

EP

REAL

EP

REAL

EP

REAL

[late wraith]

you’re Mordor io

[vocal pollen]

the problem is there are like 15 mobs

one of me

[late wraith]

Being carried by r1s

[stray sigil]

SWIPE

[vocal pollen]

I have to gather

[lime light]

press the aoe taunt then

[stray sigil]

ALL THE MOBS

U PIG

[vocal pollen]

[lime light]

u press one ability and u have agro

[stray sigil]

REAL

REAL

REAL

[lime light]

what is hard

[stray sigil]

REAL

REAL

REAL

REAL

REAL

REAL

[clear pulsar]

he's gonna get timed out

[late wraith]

You’re in the solo lobby with a ww who is hard stuck 1400 after playing 300 games and he hits you with the “one heal?”

That’s how Fuji is about pve

[stray sigil]

one crumb of aggro mr tank?

[vocal pollen]

man

[late wraith]

one swipe?

[lime light]

actually swipe does nothing i agree, but one foken thrasher and all yours

just press today

not two days after today and tomorrow

[vocal pollen]

thrash doesnt do much either

[stray sigil]

REAL

REAL

[vocal pollen]

is the crazy part

[stray sigil]

REAL

REAL

REAL

REAL

[vocal pollen]

thrash is not good

[late wraith]

we get them together and thrash and shit on the way but we have to gather shit

[stray sigil]

i simply refuse

[late wraith]

They are running in and Fuji is first global sweeping into his big cd

[stray sigil]

be faster.

[late wraith]

Like

You are siding with a clown

[lime light]

i wish i could link u ATHENE's tips

for a newbie druid players...

but he deleted

all the videos on yt

thats such a cinema

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

I think the problem is ravage is also a frontal

so u like thrash then position yourself

and then ravage

[clear pulsar]

Zenith jadefire stomp dies refuses to elaborate types in chat

[stray sigil]

not my problem.

aggro is tank mechanic

real?

[late wraith]

When he sweeps half the pack

[clear pulsar]

WW is tank

WW has karma so like... tank spec?

[late wraith]

And says I should have had them gathered

[river solstice]

Aggro is a fake mechanic made up by the fake news media

[stray sigil]

mfer i press karma and wall on cd

every key

[clear pulsar]

Ok that was me on feral actually

[stray sigil]

cuz i die to anything and everything

[vocal pollen]

I am only playing devastation in fuji keys

[clear pulsar]

I double rake stun mobs as phased is gathering

[vocal pollen]

from now on

[clear pulsar]

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[stray sigil]

i told u

face is a key terrorist

[late wraith]

This is so annoying ngl. Feral opening with rake as we’re gathering one guy just gets left behind like was it worth the 20 dps?

[stray sigil]

rake the casters

now they in narnia

casting

[grand mesa]

Then it starts casting

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

Yeah

[vocal pollen]

yeah....

at least rake the melee mobs

dont stun the casters in zimbabwe

[stray sigil]

feral is banned

[late wraith]

no don’t rake anything

[stray sigil]

its completely banned.

[late wraith]

Why are all of you stunning on opener

[grand mesa]

rdruid does it too

[late wraith]

Don’t stun shit

[grand mesa]

[clear pulsar]

Nuh uh

I'm a starfire princess

[late wraith]

I gotta work but I wanna pokopia 🙁

[grand mesa]

phased died because he doesn’t press ironfur and needed healing but the healer let him die because he doesn’t press healing buttons and presses starfire

[clear pulsar]

What a shocker, first lobby of the week and it was a DPS going 0-6

[vocal pollen]

LMAO

[stray sigil]

wrong

its time to q 3s

[vocal pollen]

I put up dps kingdom

[late wraith]

Bleak beach is almost fully lit up what am I even doing with my life chatting in here

[vocal pollen]

0 if only ravage

give me a true beavs

[late wraith]

My team is asleep

[stray sigil]

find me a healer and we 3s

i need to cap alt

[grand mesa]

Mayo was queueing holy priest

[late wraith]

True

[grand mesa]

at 530am

[vocal pollen]

that guy is a psycho

[stray sigil]

however

[vocal pollen]

he was going through it

[late wraith]

Yeah he’s a broken man

[stray sigil]

i am NOT

qing with cremepie

he is

BANNED

[late wraith]

LOL

[grand mesa]

if u want bellydance u got it

[vocal pollen]

I will heal your 3s

its fine

[stray sigil]

anything but cremepie

and i mean

ANYTHING

[vocal pollen]

ok

[clear pulsar]

We queue right now?

[late wraith]

okay well I can do some but I am currently up the street at a coffee place so give me like 10

[clear pulsar]

Who's queueing

[vocal pollen]

logging in

[grand mesa]

phased 3s

[stray sigil]

i go wash my teef

and i can do some

[vocal pollen]

wait dont i need pvp gear

or a trinket

or smth

[stray sigil]

yes pig

[vocal pollen]

and I need precog gem

[clear pulsar]

[stray sigil]

ur banned

[vocal pollen]

wtf man

[stray sigil]

until then

[clear pulsar]

Ok this is banned

[grand mesa]

It’s ok bro you’ll be fine

[vocal pollen]

oh perfect

no trinket needed

[stray sigil]

no im pre banning phased

[vocal pollen]

???

[stray sigil]

rdru

no vers

no trinket

YEAH MAN

[vocal pollen]

[clear pulsar]

I'm going on WW

[grand mesa]

They hit Mistweaver

Rn

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[grand mesa]

Twice

[clear pulsar]

Sent 57 conquest tokens to my monk

[grand mesa]

In pvp and pve

Thank fucking god

[clear pulsar]

What

That's...

[vocal pollen]

they just giga buffed hpal

[clear pulsar]

What????

[vocal pollen]

like giga giga buffe

[clear pulsar]

Dude I'm gonna do tank damage next week

That's a crazy 40% buff

[stray sigil]

MY CRIT CHANCE

U PIGS

[clear pulsar]

That's an insane set of changes caster is already better damage lmao

[vocal pollen]

is sunfire a button with 25% more damage

[stray sigil]

oh

[vocal pollen]

surely not

[stray sigil]

puzzle

is in deep shambles

i see a line

[clear pulsar]

Not if Starfire gets +40% too

[stray sigil]

he will not like

@grand mesa are u ok

blink twice if ur ok

[grand mesa]

I am so fucking mad

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

I need to type up a forum post lmao

[grand mesa]

WHAT THE FUCK DO U MEAN IT DOESNT APPLY TO PVP

[clear pulsar]

No pvp hahahaha

[vocal pollen]

lmaoo

[stray sigil]

someone make this

a sticker

just to spite puzzle

real ?

[vocal pollen]

dude do I really have to farm conquest

surely not

[stray sigil]

do crate farms

when u wanna watch a show or something

its fast

[vocal pollen]

@grand mesa they nerfed disc and mw

u know what that means

[grand mesa]

What does that mean

[vocal pollen]

druid unchanged and everything else nerfed means we are back

druid number 1

[random patrol]

net neutral

[velvet quest]

I’m fighting against shuffle rdruids who think they’re markers at 1500 mmr

[stray sigil]

thats every rdru always

look at face

hes 2k

[velvet quest]

They throw 3 rounds but then my team throws the other 3 rounds so I go 3-3

[stray sigil]

and he does the markers

[vocal pollen]

nope we are back

[velvet quest]

this guy has me targeted as his team slowly dies. Trying to make a play

[grand mesa]

Every rdruid 1700 and below thinks they’re markers it’s fucking incredible

[late wraith]

Am I doing 3s

[stray sigil]

do we have a healer

pig fucker

[vocal pollen]

yeah

[stray sigil]

not phased.

[vocal pollen]

we have a healer

[stray sigil]

show me ur gear

[grand mesa]

Hes got both

Trinkets

Ship it

[stray sigil]

ok sure w.e

[late wraith]

Is phased healing us?

[stray sigil]

its beavs thats in trouble

not me

[late wraith]

alright logging on

[stray sigil]

1s i brush teef

[late wraith]

Phased gonna get the whole experience

Melee boomy

[vocal pollen]

reactive resin has been buffed by 50%

cant be bad

[late wraith]

Get ready to sweat I do not go bear and I do not kite

[velvet quest]

Btw status update I’ve now done like 140 rounds I think, I queued until the sun came up and I’m still starter mmr

[late wraith]

mayo

[vocal pollen]

so wtf does this spec do in pvp without overgrowth or double lb

btw

[grand mesa]

why are u doing this to yourself

[vocal pollen]

how do I heal

[grand mesa]

U Swiftmend rejuv

[vocal pollen]

incredible

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-youindanger-ghost-gif-27333244

[velvet quest]

Its content I’m having fun

[late wraith]

that’s to me

That’s to myself

[grand mesa]

Press instant cast wg for more mastery (sets mana on fire)

[vocal pollen]

the spec is ready

[grand mesa]

ironbark as kotg is a real save tho

That’s the only +1 from TWW

[vocal pollen]

yes kotg ironbark is crazy with dryad

[grand mesa]

Ironbark no longer a strongly worded letter

Or concerned Susan Collins statement

@velvet quest well as log as ur having fun

[late wraith]

@velvet quest mmr check

[velvet quest]

Puzzle I wish I had recordings running so bad. One game on mugambala my team fully runs to the opposite side and lines me and I’m like ok I’ll run in there. Then they continue running back to the starting side chasing the other team’s mistweaver. I spent the next 30 seconds completely lined I couldn’t heal them if I wanted to everytime I tried to run down a long side they’d loop around to perfectly 180 me and I’d turn around and try the other side and they’d go back to the previous side

[late wraith]

benny hill music playing

[velvet quest]

1570

[late wraith]

jesus

i feel like you were higher than that when is topped watching at like 1am my time

[velvet quest]

I had 2 2-4 lobbies and a few 3-3s. I think 1500 mmr was winnable but now 1550 too tough

[grand mesa]

Yeah it’s crazy

U have to 6-0 your first lob

Or it’s hell

[velvet quest]

I went 1-0 first lobby and it put me down to 1400 permanently

[stray sigil]

imagine not 6-0ing

COULD NOT BE ME

[grand mesa]

Blizz tried to fuck me

2 toons this season my first lob was against 1400s with established cr

[late wraith]

ui'm streaming it puzzler

[grand mesa]

Needed miracle to not lose mmr

[stray sigil]

phased gonna experience

having to heal a ww

in pvp

[late wraith]

girl

[velvet quest]

1-0 on a dcer first lobby and my next 10 lobbies averaging almost a 4-2 only gets me up to 1500 mmr

[late wraith]

there's a boomy in here

they're not going you

[stray sigil]

ye ye man

i bet all the rogs

[vocal pollen]

they really play this garbage

[stray sigil]

are going the tank spec

[vocal pollen]

in pvp??

[stray sigil]

FOR SURE

[late wraith]

rogues will go you

for sure

[grand mesa]

He’s gonna learn what real healing is

[late wraith]

cause you can die in a stun

apparently i can't (lol)

[stray sigil]

if u pre bear

how can die

u pgi

get in call with phased

so he can hear

ur coms

[velvet quest]

Did you guy see that I had pikaboo in my lobby

[stray sigil]

damn

[grand mesa]

He’s him

[stray sigil]

hes him

[late wraith]

lol no we're doing no comms

[stray sigil]

u think saldin is a grandpa

[late wraith]

or maybe we do comms i dunno

[stray sigil]

and hes flustered

[late wraith]

i'm not getting in if you don't so you're gonna have to hear them too fuji

[velvet quest]

First global every round he saps healer stuns healer smokebombs triple stacked team and then doesn’t stun anyone during his blades

[stray sigil]

hes doing the mayo bombs

[stray sigil]

defensive bombs

[lime light]

dude thats soo ugly

iam in

[stray sigil]

with everyone inside

[tardy hare]

👎

[vocal pollen]

dude isnt this broken

what the helly

[velvet quest]

Drake does defensive bombs u should flame him

[stray sigil]

i saw that

[vocal pollen]

im just going to wrath

[stray sigil]

but the enemy wasnt in the bomb

[stray sigil]

just press surge

[late wraith]

this is heinous

[stray sigil]

u dumb pig

[vocal pollen]

just trust

I am an rdruid expert

[stray sigil]

i do not trust u

thats the ting

gg

[vocal pollen]

I need arena frames

[stray sigil]

i have to do theatrics

or im just ded

its real

[vocal pollen]

how can lose

its just that easy

or

[lime light]

those

are your arena farmes?

[vocal pollen]

yeah...

[late wraith]

i hated your target

i don't wanna go outlaw be real

[lime light]

wait wait

u are q ing with 2 guardian players

[lime light]

that makes u a fucking 3rd pig guardian player

ok

[grand mesa]

Time to update the ai pic

[lime light]

3 fucking mental guardians

no way

[clear pulsar]

Yes

Crit is nerfed in PVP so Call is free pathing, you build some combo points during downtime for a Maim if you want

You could take Intensity too doesnt matter

But some people dont even go down to Imp Swiftmend / RH

So Call is the only option

[vocal pollen]

ok

swiftmend is just isnane

in pvp

is this some pvp scaling

[grand mesa]

Yeah

[vocal pollen]

its legit a loh

[grand mesa]

It’s got a pvp mod

on it

[vocal pollen]

giga

beavs is just getting fucked left right and center

[grand mesa]

I think it got a 40% buff recently?

[vocal pollen]

and im m+ healing into her

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

trhis why nobody likes rdru in pvp

u get it

[late wraith]

i didn't even bark i was like he got me.

[vocal pollen]

yes I need to not panic bark

I get cc'd with no damage

and I just bark

for fun

[stray sigil]

this is like

mordor mmr

cremepie mmr

[vocal pollen]

yes man im in the party

wdym

[random patrol]

time for some edible bark

[clear pulsar]

PVP scaling but also KOTG

If you're WS without Imp Swiftmend in M+, and now you're KOTG with Imp Swiftmend in PVP, Swiftmend is 112% stronger.

[grand mesa]

Fuji gonna rage about dispels

it’s coming

[stray sigil]

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

[vocal pollen]

bro

[late wraith]

it was a low clone don't get mad about me cloning the mage there

[vocal pollen]

what am I dispelling

thertes like 50 debuffs on my frames I swear to god

[grand mesa]

He’s in a root or poly for 70% of the game

[late wraith]

oh shid

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

ok I learned infinite that time

I also died without trinket

[stray sigil]

clone was also kinda bad

[vocal pollen]

not ideal

[clear pulsar]

The MiniCC addon

[stray sigil]

cuz he was on hypo

a bit unfortunate

[vocal pollen]

mage is cringe btw

[vocal pollen]

and also what do I do if they swap on me

my lb has no healing

and we jsut die?

[late wraith]

i just cloned him to get the swap

[stray sigil]

ye man

i legit

[late wraith]

it was a clone so healer couldn't heal him

[stray sigil]

didnt get out of cc

[grand mesa]

These are like mayo shuffle lobby overalls

[stray sigil]

for the entire game

[grand mesa]

Where’s the fucking damage

[clear pulsar]

Fuji's alt is a WW?

[grand mesa]

where’s the ww damage

[stray sigil]

well its mw and ww

w.e

[clear pulsar]

Yall are mad people lmao alting the same class as main

It's very weird

[stray sigil]

this was a mw

at first

[clear pulsar]

Had many conquest medals for the monk

@velvet quest as the resident WW expert do I want 2h or 2x 1h?

[grand mesa]

These guys must be like “man this druid is so poised yet greedy. We can’t seem to get the rdru’s trinket”

Little do they know phased forgets he has it

[vocal pollen]

dude

is sub rogue broken

[stray sigil]

io cant

im just

ccd all game

[vocal pollen]

WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO

[grand mesa]

You think I’ve been bitching for fun?

[vocal pollen]

yes tbh

[stray sigil]

get my novas

get my polys

[grand mesa]

they have a go every fresh Dr

[vocal pollen]

I CANT GET ALL

[late wraith]

i punted a mage to get him around the corner forom the healer and punted it away from fuji in a root

[grand mesa]

wtf

[late wraith]

that was bis imo

[wanton ridge]

what you're saying is me gearing my rogue for fun this week is not a waste of time?

[vocal pollen]

ok mana is real cooked btw

[stray sigil]

stop pressing wg

hes baiting u

[vocal pollen]

not runnning abundance is not iedal

[stray sigil]

that shit is ass

[clear pulsar]

WG isnt bait

[stray sigil]

hes pressing it on cd

[clear pulsar]

WG is your 2nd strongest spell

[stray sigil]

its ocmpletely bad

[clear pulsar]

Yeah not on cd

[stray sigil]

also phased

i want u to find a nice pillar

and never move

[grand mesa]

LOL

[stray sigil]

we do not go in the mix

[vocal pollen]

no man I have to cat wild charge in hotw and main

and rake stun

with meld

[clear pulsar]

True

[stray sigil]

ye do that vs rmp

looked good

mans getting stunned in cat

hes doing markers

its over

[vocal pollen]

whats a markers

[stray sigil]

what ur doing

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[stray sigil]

autism cat stuff

[vocal pollen]

is using external better than personal

if they go on u

should I bark or should I wait for fort

[stray sigil]

if ur not in cc

ill press

if ur in cc

rather

myb

if ur not in cc

u can bark me

[grand mesa]

press first for Fuji

[vocal pollen]

hmm

I see

[grand mesa]

you’re gonna get fucked in cc or he’s gonna have to trinket wall something

[velvet quest]

probably 2h but its close enough that u can do 1h for mogs and its not much of a difference

[stray sigil]

like ur opener vs the rmp was good

just rest of game

was not good

[grand mesa]

2h is allegedly 4% more

[stray sigil]

iirc it was drake or someone

[clear pulsar]

You should only Ironbark yourself if you have to hard recover imo

[grand mesa]

in pvp land

[stray sigil]

that did test on ptr

[lime light]

its so simple

[stray sigil]

full gear 2h is like 4-6% better

[lime light]

if its RSK meta

[clear pulsar]

Like coming off a stun at 20% HP you maybe IB yourself

[lime light]

for ww

2h is better

[clear pulsar]

Otherwise you probably shouldnt

[lime light]

otherwise 2x 1h

[clear pulsar]

Wtf

Too late

[stray sigil]

i mean its w.e

[grand mesa]

Oh sorry face I could have answered that

[stray sigil]

cuz ull craft 2h anyways

but ye

[grand mesa]

But I was busy watching this stream

[clear pulsar]

Another problem is that

[stray sigil]

1h is just banking on enchant proc

when u go

[clear pulsar]

I already got the vers mast 2h transmog

[stray sigil]

but its kinda dogshit rly

[clear pulsar]

I dont wanna buy it

Again

[vocal pollen]

why do they kill hots on gate opening

awful

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Resto druid is chalked man

You heal a lot now, but it's just chalked

[vocal pollen]

what is this

[late wraith]

he's clapping

for us

cause we owned