pvp

[tardy hare]

That's pretty smart actually

[stray sigil]

mayo so quick to dismiss innovation

[velvet quest]

when the ww and dk were on my team they decided to start the first 30 seconds of the game mounted next to me behind a pillar

[stray sigil]

waiting for more damp

smart.

[velvet quest]

i had to /pulse both of them to move. its like jumpstarting a car

[safe heart]

Can't even cast VE behind pillar

You need Los to press your offensive cd

[stray sigil]

u just dont know the correct strat

[grand mesa]

My wr would have been better on rsham if I didn’t have 2 lobbies against mw with a dk and or demo and or Bm hunter

[late wraith]

Watching mayo claw his way out of 1400 mmr is wild

I think the most dedicated people in this game have 400 rounds played and they’re just down at 1400 fighting for their lives

[grand mesa]

Every rdruid I saw at 1400 was doing weird catvoke shit and only left cat half the time lol

[chrome panther]

ive seen some terrors in piss mmr

500 round rdruids with neg win rates

larping as mmarkers every round

[late wraith]

That’s what he’s seeing!

Somehow people are dying to air full across the map behind a pillar while no one is doing damage it’s demented

[grand mesa]

Also like

U oom and go to 85% damp lower down lol

Dps don’t know how to dps or kill it’s kinda weird

[late wraith]

He sat a full cc chain with a dh in meta and no one’s health moved

[grand mesa]

@velvet quest were u in the middle healing two separate 1v1s behind two separate pillars

[late wraith]

then someone dropped dead to air like

It makes no sense

[chrome panther]

tbf u see demon shit at 1900 mmr also

[late wraith]

you see it everywhere

[chrome panther]

ret paladins saving lay for next expac

[late wraith]

This is just unique

[random patrol]

I'm still on the yee old wait months plan

that sounds not fun

[late wraith]

Because you have to play to get here this is not starter mmr

And everyone he’s looking at has played a ton

[grand mesa]

They tried to assassinate my MMR on two of my shamans

My first game was in a lobby that was all players with a ton of rounds average MMR 1400 when my starter MMR was 1570

[random patrol]

I wouldn't expect mmr injection for shuffle for 2-4 more weeks I hope I'm wronh but that's cursed

[grand mesa]

my one shaman 6-0’d out. Another one is still in the Mariana Trench I think

[late wraith]

Tank the other one

See what else is down there

[grand mesa]

They’re inflating every week

[random patrol]

still waiting until late may or june maybe even july

[grand mesa]

It’s +20 MMR for dps and +25 MMR for healers every week

Everyone is just getting shoved up into the ceiling

[velvet quest]

Ok so starter mmr is actually 1570 then? My first lobby was like 1600 but healer mmr was 14 something. And I went 1-0 gained 16 cr and I was in the trenches ever since

[late wraith]

Girl it’ll be a new expac

What are you talking about

[grand mesa]

It goes up every hour/day

[late wraith]

[grand mesa]

it’s probably 1600 now

or close

[random patrol]

@late wraith not my fault blizz designs their game around mmr being higher later in season

[late wraith]

I’m with you though I don’t touch that shit till later

I don’t hate myself enough

[velvet quest]

Beavs saw me trinket to save someone at 10% hp and the frost mage on my team blocked. He was 100% hp no cc he just sat a block cause he was scared cause his teammate was low

[random patrol]

not many other options

[grand mesa]

If you check your MMR between one day and the next on scoreboard you’ll see it went up like 2-3 or whatever. And then u extrapolate for how much we’re getting a week

[vocal pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-deer-fawn-massqrted-gif-8929054052031446052

[late wraith]

This was actually so cute lol

He saw his teammate dying and sympathy blocked

[chrome panther]

i know ill block so my healer can ignore me and save our friend!

[random patrol]

could just make it fully random like mtg used to do but that has it's own drawback

[late wraith]

no one was touching him

He was alone

[random patrol]

though it was always hillarious to beat a 2.1k player and watch his rating tank(in old mtg ello)

[vocal pollen]

this is so funny

lmao

spiritual iceblock

bro felt your pain

[random patrol]

I want to q 3s but I'm lazy as f and you can only push ret boomy so far with budget healer

[velvet quest]

Some games it’s like “let’s go mm” and the other person agrees. Then the mm pushes 70 yards from his healer, literally standing behind me and my team doesn’t hit him it’s like they didn’t notice him there. And then other games it’s “let’s go the disc priest make him panic” and the ret on my team sits mounted behind my pillar waiting for the disc to come in for a triple gear, instead of hitting the enemy dh who first global tried to suicide behind my pillar too

Like the ret was so committed to the idea of going disc he fully stayed mounted and decided not to hit a good target and wait for the disc to cross the map to us

[clear pulsar]

Dude best change they made

[random patrol]

time to pick up the diabetic cat from the vet

[clear pulsar]

I love not needing to hoard veteran track items from piss delves all teh way to end of season

[stray sigil]

real

my bags are thankful

[random patrol]

also time for bm monk in pvp

[stray sigil]

[velvet quest]

he means bm hunter+ww monk+mw monk

anything+monks is turbo bis

[stray sigil]

[random patrol]

ended up taking the boots cause off spec and frankly mastery is fine

to be fair mm ww prob better

or even double ww mw

[velvet quest]

yes now were cooking

[stray sigil]

[random patrol]

how many mythic dawncrests from a completed 12?

[clear pulsar]

16

[random patrol]

ty

[stray sigil]

i have a 13 xenas

[vocal pollen]

thats good

login

[grand mesa]

im loggin in

[vocal pollen]

I need a bit tho

finishing food

[grand mesa]

u are my biggest opp

[vocal pollen]

literallt 15 min

or 20 maybe

@stray sigil be there

[grand mesa]

i just randomly have this 10 it's starting to bother me

[vocal pollen]

we love odd number crest gains

[stray sigil]

im takin shower 1st piggy

[vocal pollen]

yes im eating so

its all g

[grand mesa]

im def not staring at my monitor patiently waiting

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[clear pulsar]

Ok this time I heal

Totally will not be starfiring

[vocal pollen]

ya I can tank

bear keys

[grand mesa]

I will heal

[vocal pollen]

u can take turns

[clear pulsar]

Ok even better

I double heal

So I can just Starfire

[vocal pollen]

nice man

[grand mesa]

We’re all gonna fucking bleed out and die cause face is trying to parse to copy and paste into resto

[vocal pollen]

anything for the screenshot

ok

login

we can do 1 without fuji

I have raid so we gotta go

[grand mesa]

Okay

inv pig

[vocal pollen]

where is f2f

[clear pulsar]

I need my pookie @stray sigil

[vocal pollen]

dude

[clear pulsar]

Fine man

I just wanted to play pokemon a little

[vocal pollen]

up to u...

[stray sigil]

yes pig

i ghot out of shower

[vocal pollen]

christ

do I toss a pug

or whats the deal

[stray sigil]

toss all the pugs

[vocal pollen]

??

they're good

[stray sigil]

nope

not good enough

can always be better

[clear pulsar]

You can pass me lead if you dont wanna do it

[stray sigil]

what is this pigs

get off bnet now

[vocal pollen]

I just tossed a pug for u man

[clear pulsar]

Self dox

[vocal pollen]

that guy ported and everything

[stray sigil]

waiot

i will delete

[clear pulsar]

Signing up on furry sites on your email

[stray sigil]

i have haters

[clear pulsar]

Too late

[stray sigil]

im not tryna get fuckd

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[grand mesa]

i saw it

[stray sigil]

was phased here yday

was he lurking

[grand mesa]

prepare for alot of fucking spam

[vocal pollen]

what was yday

idk

[random patrol]

thank heavens the kitten at the vet was a neonate

or I would of gotten it

[chrome panther]

80% catform uptime

[random patrol]

pretty sure the local animal shelter(best friends) at least the online people are special

their listing cats in texas in their salt lake division

good

[grand mesa]

no dude

DOC starfire

[clear pulsar]

[chrome panther]

warcrimes

[random patrol]

tldr filled out a adoption app now in the past they would sent a actual person email but only got the automated one

good even animal shelters are ai replies now

[tulip falcon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldofpvp/comments/1slp3f8/low_elo_blitz_chat_if_you_think_youve_seen_it_all/

[stray sigil]

[velvet quest]

might try to hit 1600 in shuffle but i have to get over my queue anxiety, what if i tank

[tiny oar]

you can do it mayo i believe in you chase your dreams

[random patrol]

Lake is secretly qing brewmaster in pvp

[tiny oar]

no i am secretly queueing HPAL

(dont tell face he'll disown me)

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/swifferpics-taylor-swift-taylor-swift-eras-tour-love-you-guys-in-awe-gif-2895192821716905265

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/swifferpics-taylor-swift-taylor-swift-eras-tour-heart-hands-gif-7125603632211293759

this was chills

[clear pulsar]

Dude

Sabrina was the opener on my show too

It was really good

This was before Short n Sweet

I was maybe the only person around where I was that knew her songs

[stray sigil]

theres no way were saying

twsift is chills

PLS

[clear pulsar]

Speaking of chills

So

Idk if you're aware of what happened in her eras tour in Brazil

[vocal pollen]

no I have no idea

[clear pulsar]

She had 3 shows in Rio, it was supposed to be Fri Sat Sun
On Friday show, it was unbelievably hot, and the organization hosting the tour wasnt prepared to handle it, not enough water supplied at the venue, etc. It was awful. One fan died from heat and dehydration related effects. She also was mad quiet about all that and fans had to help fund for the girl's body to be flown to her home city. Terrible situation, she did terribly with her quiet.
So on Saturday, heat was even worse. Feels like temp in that area of the city was like >45C at 6PM when people were outside the stadium in line to enter, it was the hottest weather I ever experienced when I passed by to pick up my goodies bag. They took a really long time to call it off, postponed it after half the stadium was filled already. Back at my hotel loads of people got back crying cuz they couldn't stay for Monday.

So on Sunday she sang Bigger than the Whole Sky and it was so sad and everybody was crying sobbing

[stray sigil]

i cant tell if this is a copy pasta

geniunely

[vocal pollen]

no man its real

[velvet quest]

fuji focus up

[vocal pollen]

that sounds crazy lmfao

[velvet quest]

its raid hours

[clear pulsar]

And on Monday show she sang ME! on the acoustic set

[stray sigil]

i refuse to believe

that face typed all of that

[clear pulsar]

Felt like to miss that

[vocal pollen]

whats that

[vocal pollen]

quiet piggy

[random patrol]

capybara

[vocal pollen]

WHAT

surely not man

I dont wanna see that

[random patrol]

who knows random youtube thumbnail

[vocal pollen]

oh ok

im pretty sure capybara is eaten a lot in south america though

[vocal pollen]

yea goated

red panda

[random patrol]

it counts as fish in lent cause reasons

red panda > dog

[stray sigil]

@clear pulsar confirm

do they eat this in favelas

[vocal pollen]

during lent people arent allowed to eat meat, they can only eat fish

but one time fish was super scarce so the church declared the capybara to be a fish

therefore people ate capybara

[random patrol]

therefore I declare any aquatic animal fish for the catholics

python, gator, dolphin

all fair game

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[random patrol]

dolphins deserve it

their evil

[vocal pollen]

I think capybara was specifically because they were plentiful around there

[clear pulsar]

Ofc not man

[vocal pollen]

yes dolphins are assholes

[random patrol]

but especially orcas

the ultimate asshole

[vocal pollen]

https://fixupx.com/syome_oni/status/2044096535093518476

S嫁@鬼 (@syome_oni)

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[random patrol]

that's cow before anyone asks

[vocal pollen]

thank you for clarifying

I get scared easily...

[tiny oar]

knowing u I would guessed alpaca or some shit

[vocal pollen]

at least there was no capybara meat

@random patrol would you keep sugar gliders

[random patrol]

their a lot of work

and I have cats

[vocal pollen]

yes

oh I forgot ur cats are menaces

yeah that makes sense then

[safe heart]

I AM LOOKING FOR SPR/HPAL/YOU

for 1 hour of queueing

[random patrol]

despite the fact I am an OMNIvore I don't enjoy my animals eating each other

[vocal pollen]

lmao yes I imagine most people dont

I dont think I can stomach live feeding snakes either

even though I understand that some snakes just dont eat frozen

[random patrol]

my snake ate frozen day 1

[vocal pollen]

yeah I just know some dont accept it

[random patrol]

used to feed my water snakes frozen chopped up tilapia

the corn snake gets fuzzy mice

only animal that gets live is spider for obv reasons

holy f crickets suck ass though

like they lit die if you look at them the wrong way

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

never kept crickets so

[random patrol]

and no not posting the cricket burger(well ants)

I have some standards even I live to

oh wait it's worse

it's a fucking mosquito burger the fuck

[random patrol]

ty

even I needed that

[vocal pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/follow-red-panda-excited-floppy-skipping-gif-10036098104712629450

fop deployed

[random patrol]

if only you could keep that as a pet

the world would be a better place

[vocal pollen]

very true

[random patrol]

that is true

framesort seems to the cause of my errors

good

[vocal pollen]

why are u driving around in undermine...

[random patrol]

crates

Im right though

green goblin druids

[vocal pollen]

@random patrol

[random patrol]

good

[random patrol]

@vocal pollen kind of sad the only way to be a real pangolin is a toy

[lime light]

noted

disgusting guardian pig

u are gonzo

[random patrol]

mostly for testing the form @lime light

works in other forms to

[lime light]

No

no

just no

guardian play

[random patrol]

pangolin druid shoot lazers

[lime light]

u are the same as @vocal pollen

No

[random patrol]

nah I only play boomy in pvp

guardian smelly in pvp

actually prob bad now

[tiny oar]

[random patrol]

should note pango toy works for every class and with casters

60 minute duration 10 minute cooldown persists through death and works in any unrated pvp and pve mode

haven't tested in rated prob falls off then

[vocal pollen]

being me is a good thing

im generally the smartest, most attractive and most humble person in any room

[random patrol]

doesn't matter we all must bow to El Patron

[lime light]

yes and no, u are both guardian

disgusting

[vocal pollen]

I have been playing a lot of guardian

[random patrol]

again was to show the test I wouln't touch bear in pvp with a 59 and a half foot pole

[vocal pollen]

why not man

its fun

[random patrol]

its boring

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-2719349981699675088

[vocal pollen]

its not this season

its actually good

[random patrol]

sadly it doesn't have cast animations

cept regrowth for some reason

[vocal pollen]

oh yes I forgot to respond earlier

I really like that pangolin toy yeah

my favorite toy is from the blinding vale though, it turns you into a saptor

sadly its mythic only and blinding vale isnt doable on mythic rn...

[random patrol]

raptor toy is next

[vocal pollen]

not obtainable sadly

idk if im even playing wow next season to get it

sad

[random patrol]

I wouldn't worry bout next season

play in the present

future is pointless

[vocal pollen]

I have to because my season is almost over

I think too much about the future though tbh

[tiny oar]

🔥

[vocal pollen]

wise words mr voodooray

very wise

im on beloren, once I kill lura my season is over

I need a switch in my brain to just stop thinking for a few hours

[random patrol]

I don't think

not smart enough to think

[vocal pollen]

I wish that was me

[random patrol]

I just do

[vocal pollen]

sadly it is not

[random patrol]

when I realized that thinking is for smart people it made life a lot easier

[vocal pollen]

im not even that smart and I think too much

my brain is always like 300mph I need to shut it down

[random patrol]

they say you get wiser with age

not really

[vocal pollen]

thats been true for me up till now but I've also met people that are significantly older than me that are actual children so

I think me from 7 or 8 years ago was awful

[random patrol]

I'm a proud smoothbrain chicken main

[lime light]

guardian that is

[vocal pollen]

I dont really think of wow when I think oy smart or not smart though

[random patrol]

ew

[vocal pollen]

you can be good at this game and be a literal moron so

[random patrol]

just killed a bear actually 1v1

easy

[vocal pollen]

just did a key as bear

[random patrol]

gravity is the weapon though

[vocal pollen]

nice man so u cheate

cheated even

[random patrol]

well this time I just kited him

but I have killed many a person guardian a base with the ledge

range casters > tanks

[vocal pollen]

bro didnt moonkin form and flap

[random patrol]

if your melee don't even bother

sometimes Ill run hibernate in casual pvp

well sometimes I even run it in rated arena

resto thinks he's cat weaving put kitty to sleep

[vocal pollen]

we should eliminate all resto druids

[random patrol]

nah just give them a real perma form

but they take more damage from fire spells

[vocal pollen]

incarn is almost a perma form in pve right now

its like 70% uptime

[random patrol]

eh I like perma forms

restos aren't real druids their just nature clerics

[vocal pollen]

im indifferent to them

I like being a resto druid....

a nature cleric even

[random patrol]

resto are also god awful in pvp

to be fair anything not mw is though atm

[vocal pollen]

yes I've heard

its ok though

buffs inc

[random patrol]

mw shouldn't be allowed to be viable with how it's play style is

[vocal pollen]

I dont like mistweavers and evokers because most players of those specs are very annoying

regardless of how the class is

[random patrol]

tbf I've been #nerfmw since sl

[vocal pollen]

maybe add paladin in there too

paladins are perma whiners

[random patrol]

so are boomies

the most whiny are prob boomies

[vocal pollen]

yes true but I dont play dps so I never have to interact with them

healers on the other hand I have to listen to too often

[random patrol]

if their not the top dps spec it's the end of the world

wahhhhhhhhh

[vocal pollen]

respectable gaslighting tbh

I also want to always be the top spec

[random patrol]

I have a huge adversion to other chickens if I see another boomy in pvp Ill make it my goal to kill them even if it throws the game

I don't care

die boomy die

[hardy quiver]

Pretty sure that's racist

[random patrol]

think of it like beta fish but worse

[hardy quiver]

Lmfaooo

[random patrol]

just end the other balance druids

thankfully it work out pretty well

[hardy quiver]

I'm surprised we haven't seen any nerfs to mw in the ptr for pvp

Might just be reroll mw for the rest of the xpac

[random patrol]

their not nerfing until after awc at the very least

even then

[vocal pollen]

beta fish are little psychos

luckily they're small

[hardy quiver]

That would make sense but they did nerfs and buffs 2 days before awc

I don't think they care about competitive

[random patrol]

I've kept multiple male betas in tank before with pretty much no fights

trick was uber planted and huge

[vocal pollen]

makes sense

I've never really had super big tanks so

[random patrol]

tech 3 males in a 215 with 95 percent plants

they had territories

[vocal pollen]

TWO FIFTEEN???

for 3 bettas?

[random patrol]

I would rec it for anyone else

[vocal pollen]

surely there was more in there man

[random patrol]

yep

[vocal pollen]

ok obviously there were no fights they probably never even saw each other LMAO

[random patrol]

well yeah 6 female betta 55 cardninals

[vocal pollen]

I see

that makes more sense

but yeah that sounds sick

[random patrol]

I think like 100s of shrimp

[vocal pollen]

I think super big tanks like that are so nice

[random patrol]

their alright a lot of work but not really

[velvet quest]

this is my challenger 2 lobby wish me luck

[random patrol]

just takes up a lot of space

good luck

my 400 remains empty in garage cause of partial roof collapse into it

[vocal pollen]

yeah its just setup time and expense

[random patrol]

500 still running only has 3 goldfih and 2 short body koi though

[vocal pollen]

but they're so nice

goldfish are filthy

they create so much waste

[tiny oar]

good luck mayo u got this ^_^

[vocal pollen]

[random patrol]

now you could question the ethics of me having large tanks in a desert but I would counter with "gov of our state is growing alfalfa in the second driest state" so eh

[vocal pollen]

ehh I wouldnt question that

its w/e

I want to see your tanks man

im coming over

[random patrol]

I use the dirty fish water to water plants so eh

[vocal pollen]

its literally my lifelong dream to have a large saltwater aquarium

[random patrol]

you can stay in the doll room then @vocal pollen

[vocal pollen]

what the

are there just dolls in the doll room..?

[random patrol]

52 dolls and plushes i think a few "haunted" I bought off of ebay for shits and giggles

prob like 10 garf plushes

Lakes fav

[vocal pollen]

ok well the dolls im not sure about but I love plushies

I dont really have any that I got for myself but people have gotten me a few

dolls are kinda creepy though

[random patrol]

one of the plushes does like to "move"

[vocal pollen]

ok man

yeah im staying away from the haunted doll room

im good

[random patrol]

though I think that's prob more so cat sneaking in

and pushing it

[vocal pollen]

hopefully....

[random patrol]

likes to take garf plushes out of the room and maul them

[vocal pollen]

I'd do the same

[random patrol]

makes you feel better I also have 4 manequins in there

def the wierd room

[vocal pollen]

it does not make me feel better, idk what to think of you relegating me to the weird room.....

[random patrol]

it's either that or the cat room

cats lit have their own bedroom

[vocal pollen]

I would prefer the cat room probably

mannequins and dolls freak me out

and mirrors

[random patrol]

tech also have the storage other stuff room which has my old computers halloween stuff and old clothes

[vocal pollen]

I legit cant watch movies about mirror shit, like things moving in the mirror or coming out of mirrors

that shit creeps me out so bad

[velvet quest]

bad news this is not my 1600 lobby im stuck here forever

[random patrol]

rip

[vocal pollen]

there was a super natural episode about people moving in mirrors and I couldnt watch it

[vocal pollen]

[random patrol]

what happned that lobby? @velvet quest

@vocal pollen yw

@tiny oar this one is for you

[velvet quest]

im 0-3 so far im getting los gapped

[vocal pollen]

lmao

you are such a fascinating creature

why do they look like that

I thought they'd be cute....

[random patrol]

@vocal pollen their based off the movie garfield but chinese knockoff prob

@velvet quest rip indeed

[vocal pollen]

well I know that they're supposed to be garfield lmfao

all good though

[random patrol]

the company that makes them say it was an internet meme and went with it so now you got special versions

[vocal pollen]

[random patrol]

I want to q shuffle but it sounds awful atm

might try qing 3s but my preffered healer is having psuedo mid life issues so Idk

[vocal pollen]

yea im gonna be in your healers spot soon

[random patrol]

check your dm @vocal pollen for the ones I won't post here

fedorafield and ballcat

[vocal pollen]

sure man

[random patrol]

tldr brought ballcat home lit had epic string of bad luck

now again I don't believe in that stuff but still

kind of hillarious

[vocal pollen]

yes man I am not going anywhere near your doll room

im enough of a pussy already I dont want to be haunted

[random patrol]

fedorafield is the best though

lit they just put cheap stuff on the plush

[vocal pollen]

yeah I like him lmao

[tiny oar]

scary..

[vocal pollen]

just put me in with the cats its ok

worst case they eat me in my sleep

[random patrol]

prob just sit on you

[vocal pollen]

thats ideal

I miss my cats so bad

the only pets ive interacted with these past few months is dogs and im tired of them

[random patrol]

@tiny oar the big one moves

again can't prove if it's doing or not

[tiny oar]

dont SAY THAT WTF

THE PLUSHIES CANNOT MOVE

[random patrol]

yeah kind of funny

againt pretty sure my 18 lbs cat just pics it up

[velvet quest]

im actually 13 lobbies in with 60% winrate and its sub starter mmr idk how this happened

[vocal pollen]

18 lbs....

dude what is going on

this cant be good

[random patrol]

wtf

how is that a thing

[tiny oar]

[random patrol]

like how fucking deflated is shuffle

[velvet quest]

idk i swear its cause someone deserted first shuffle i was in and it just turbo bricked me

[random patrol]

that can happen but still

[vocal pollen]

👍

[velvet quest]

but i was like 44 wins 29 losses and i check all the dps in my lobby and 3 out of the 4 are 2-4. like literally ppl who lost their first ever shuffle

thats my mmr

[random patrol]

@vocal pollen funny part is he's only like 2-4 lbs overweight now

that is come cursed ass mmr yeah

[vocal pollen]

I need some of his food I need to not be underweight

[velvet quest]

like i dont mind its kinda fun and i dont have goals healing shuffle but its pretty weird how my char wont climb

[random patrol]

your healing?

maybe that is why but Idk if healing makes a diff for that

[velvet quest]

yeah im healing

[random patrol]

how's the q timer?

[lime light]

i would hardly suggest doing a vibe queue

u que it up and doesnt matte the outcome

[vocal pollen]

too sleepy

[tiny oar]

🔥

[velvet quest]

the queues are somewhere between insta pop and like 2 minutes

im fighting for my life down here i have to death the incap fade the sweep and then see my ret trinket a root and then bubble over the top

[lime light]

u spit on him an queue next

[random patrol]

slash espit cant spit anymore cause of that one tbc mount

pretty sure you can fart though

[tiny oar]

my life every day

i feel u

[velvet quest]

we are so back baby, fell down to 1540 and after 3 winning lobbies im back within reach

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-gif-11932906622287035762

[tardy hare]

Big gamer

[lime light]

Ep just dinged and fighting the mordor

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-volcano-doom-gif-15134179

[tropic schooner]

but isnt that elpatragon

[lime light]

nah

elpadragons time will come

not yet

[tropic schooner]

but hes already dominating mordor

as you can see

[lime light]

kinda true

[velvet quest]

we lost that round

[lime light]

xD

[tiny oar]

[velvet quest]

im never gonna make it out

[tiny oar]

mayo fighting for his life rn

[lime light]

next game has to be it

@tropic schooner how much gold have u made so far

in midnight

u are such a wow economy shark

[tropic schooner]

actually hard to tell

have essentially everything invested in various things

[lime light]

ah ok

but isnt most of the things

going now

[tropic schooner]

I think im down a bit but have every profession set up, my fail invest in augment runes starts being neutral with some flipping

[lime light]

going down

[velvet quest]

2-4 -31 cr i lost it all

[tropic schooner]

for crafting barely matters

[velvet quest]

gonna take 3 more 4-2s to get that back

[tropic schooner]

and things like conc crafting

still very very good

[lime light]

ok

playing shuffle as healer bis gold xD

[tropic schooner]

how do you get gold that way?

[lime light]

u get the box

there is 500 gold and the augment runes

[tropic schooner]

ah

[lime light]

iam not playing shufflers tho

just blitz

and u dont get it from blitz

[tropic schooner]

augment rune flipping

still tons gold

[lime light]

but i know ppl actually farm gold that way xD

[tropic schooner]

some augment rune day trading

[lime light]

i was reading about some price fixer

on reddit

but they all failed

[tropic schooner]

wym with price fixer?

ah

market resets?

[lime light]

https://www.reddit.com/r/woweconomy/comments/1skb9ne/who_of_you_tried_to_reset_sunfire_silk_today/

[tropic schooner]

ah yea, usually called market resets

well for augment runes in particular

you do have somewhat natural "market reset" during raiding hours

[lime light]

ah ye, in poe its mostly called price fixer

but i get it ye

idk if the amount of gold ppl have

its kinda crazy

[tropic schooner]

some people have a shitton

[lime light]

i belive there are some ppl with insane amount of gold

[tropic schooner]

others have less

[velvet quest]

its so doomed man

[lime light]

that can set up price for many items

[tropic schooner]

ehh

unlikely to be worth it

like sure there are some people with hundreds of million but using all of that gold isnt actually all that easy cause you can only carry 10m at a time and spamming youre mailbox with millions upon millions of sunfire silk for example

is a lot of effort for likely not much gain

[lime light]

idk in my mind it works like - u have something set up to a price 100g, u buy everything on the market till 150g

and u post all of it for that much or a lot of them

maybe its not that simple

[lime light]

oh i didnt know

u can only carry 10kk

[tropic schooner]

yea and the mailbox

is really annoying

if youd buy 10m worth of fairly cheap mats

and even spending like 100m or sth on high volume items (like raid mats i.e. pots/runes/flasks) is maybe 1 day worth of volume but not actually all that much in the grand scheme of things

[grand mesa]

Reading mayo’s journey is cracking me up

[grand mesa]

oh

outlaw is real

[lime light]

ye it kinda is

dispatch broken damgur

aa broken damgur

the blade rush broken damgur

if u have uptime

u are like a warrior (from previous expansions)

just with a bit shitter ms

how mucha u can get with wound this days?

not more than 20%?

16%?

[grand mesa]

no clue

but they just run at someone and do 40k+ dps kinda wild

[lime light]

ye

[grand mesa]

holy chanimals has spoken

he's on mythic lura

[halcyon siren]

i mean over the years pvp has become more scripted so i don't even necessarily think that's a crazy take coming from a player of that level

myth lura is de-fucking-ranged

and the hard part about pve is not only the script but also maintaining good damage and healing for 9 minutes straight perfectly

idk i think pve is very challenging in modern wow

demanding is maybe the better word

[grand mesa]

i think the level of pve most people play at does not compare to pulling mythic lura rn

[halcyon siren]

yeah it's deranged

like

it will be completely dragged soon and as gear progresses ofc

1percent dmg and healing per week alone from the buff

[lime light]

xd

[tardy hare]

Big

[grand mesa]

@clear pulsar

do i report for u

[wanton ridge]

you should

that person plays an evoker and deserves any inconvenience

[safe heart]

I recently had someone argue their point and click adventure game was harder than mythic raid because mythic raids are scripted

[livid wasp]

I hate that bg so much its just stress and anxiety from start to end every time

[tiny oar]

dude

[vocal pollen]

[vocal pollen]

But I play evoker

[wanton ridge]

smh

this channel is full of betrayers I say

[vocal pollen]

[lime light]

and guardian druids

yes

dont know

what is worst

a betrayer or a guardian player

[vocal pollen]

guardian is fun man

I play resto druid and guardian druid, most alpha specs

[halcyon siren]

i mean druid is the most or second most alpha class so kinda true but

guardian?

ehhhhh

[lime light]

druid was sigma when EP was playing it

now its for poooseys

true

[vocal pollen]

oh so thats how it works.....

[lime light]

EP got multi glad back to back, and he never ever

pressed guardian form

in his life

too disgusting

only kitten form

[vocal pollen]

sometimes I have to tank...

[lime light]

gross

shame

[halcyon siren]

i mean i just don't think thematically the feral or guardian spec are that 'chad' really, restoration and balance are these multi-forming wizards

much more sick thematically to me

i think enh is the ultimate gigachad aura spec tho, and also warcrafts most original spec

[vocal pollen]

the most chad spec in that sense is just havoc dh

coolest spec fr

only fun melee dps in this god forsaken game

[halcyon siren]

i mean havoc is up there for cool factor yes, omni slash, metal,

also like a cool melee wizard guy,

[clear pulsar]

Balance is a multi form wizard?

Bear is that more than balance

[wanton ridge]

i should have blurred the names uh

why play balance when you can play bear, fire boss in windrunner 13 yesterday

there we go

[late wraith]

Val’s just saying this because he likes negging phased for attention guardian is bis

[clear pulsar]

Everybody likes phased's attention

It must be cuz he is so tall

[late wraith]

true

Val just does it a unique way

I do it like hey phased

https://tenor.com/view/langermann13-red-panda-gif-9885032451979423149

[vocal pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/follow-red-panda-excited-floppy-skipping-gif-10036098104712629450

hi...

[wanton ridge]

i should do my weekly solo shuffle at some point

[halcyon siren]

yeah my imagination of balance is multi form wizard, bear, caster, chicken, i also think casting spells is inherently more powerful feeling

[wanton ridge]

i started gearing a rogue this week, sub is kinda fun in keys, is it still good in arena

[clear pulsar]

A cat headbutting this powerful wizard and making them stfu is the most powerful

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/cheetah-cub-baby-cheetah-cute-baby-animals-surprised-gif-16101992

[clear pulsar]

I think Fdk is the most cool looking/feeling spec

[late wraith]

No they canonically stink

[clear pulsar]

And demo warlock also very cool

[safe heart]

Shadow wizard money gang

[late wraith]

You’re fighting the ice man he’s killing you by being cold and stinky

[clear pulsar]

On the lowest end of cool factor is windwalker and affliction and warriors

[vocal pollen]

I think rider dk is very cool tbh

like they summon the 4 horsemen

[lime light]

i like the new remorseless winter @clear pulsar

[vocal pollen]

how sick is that

[lime light]

when u pop pillar

[halcyon siren]

ye idk, again we're comparing specs in the most aura/gigachad class in gneral, i just think the balance and resto druid do it cooler

[clear pulsar]

Thats how you know its a real man's man class

[late wraith]

Hahaha true

Most aura spec is hard but it’s gotta be

hmm

[lime light]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-washing-cat-dish-washing-cat-dishes-cat-meme-cat-gif-3488517682585317580

[late wraith]

Destro maybe

[vocal pollen]

I think a dk rolling up with mograine and whitemane and the other horsemen is very aura

diabolist destro is also aura

when they summon the pitlord that channels their beam

[lime light]

ok?

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[livid wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-jumping-spring-cat-cat-spring-jump-gif-112042245625225178

[clear pulsar]

Need a kultiran bald warlock summoning his minions to go steal the moon

[halcyon siren]

i think affliction is cool, occultist curse caster witch character, one of my favourite archtypes in rpgs. Warriors are def on the low end alongside rogue for me, monk missed the mark so hard on this game which is a shame because you know blizzard can do monk cool we see it in diablo

[clear pulsar]

Affliction is the lamest warlock by a lot so it loses a ton of points

[halcyon siren]

for me that's destro, destro is a very basic mage with little flavour

[clear pulsar]

Demo is highest aura spec, just summon the interns

Aff is like oh look a purple smoky beam and piss

[halcyon siren]

i mean destro is 'fireball: the spec' for me,

[clear pulsar]

Yes it looks sick

[chrome panther]

demo is dope rn

[halcyon siren]

it's fire mage reflavoured, which don't get me wrong, classic wizard

but it doesn't have any unique flavour to it

like demo and affli do

i like demo and affli because they're these occult eldritch casters using forbidden knowledge

destro is just another wizard.

casting the most basic of all spells known to wizards

fireball, other-fireball, scorch

chaotic fireball (it's just fireball, all fireballs are chaotic)

rounder fireball (soul fire)

whereas affliction is like, haunting and cursing and doing forbidden shit

idk

cooler for me

[clear pulsar]

And then it drops a meteor on your forehead and a pit lord comes out behind their shoulder

[halcyon siren]

fireball from the sky yeah

[clear pulsar]

Affliction like go purple pisssssss

[late wraith]

It’s not from the sky it’s from the space between worlds

[vocal pollen]

from the twisting nether...

[clear pulsar]

Aff is poor man's shadow priest if you wanna harp on fire mage

[halcyon siren]

the space between worlds situated in a skyward direction yeah

[late wraith]

It isn’t it’s just everywhere

[clear pulsar]

Dont correct my wife

[halcyon siren]

i would say that shadowpriest and affli are really similar yeah,

[late wraith]

He’s annoyed that I called him out on the phased thing

[halcyon siren]

which one is the 'poor man's' version of the other? idk

[late wraith]

it’s okay I get it

[halcyon siren]

could be either way

[halcyon siren]

what phased thing? scrolling

[late wraith]

[clear pulsar]

Shadow has ghosts that are strictly cooler than purple piss
And it has sw death. They will literally sacrifice their own health if it means hurting you more.

Legendary commitment to the cause

[vocal pollen]

I think shadow priest is really cool as well but im not really a fan of devouring plague

[late wraith]

Shadow pretty alright

[vocal pollen]

it sounds more like an aff lock ability than anything

[halcyon siren]

yeah i mean i've always been a shadow fan for the same reasons i'm an affliction fan, darkcasters are very interesting to me

ritual, occult, etc

[late wraith]

Shadow super gothy divas

[halcyon siren]

eh, level zero bait unfort sad i scrolled

[clear pulsar]

Shadow also has this like breaking out of mormon church cult vibe

Realizing theres more to life than benediction spam

[late wraith]

Actually true

[vocal pollen]

lmao

true....

[late wraith]

Wait what am I saying the most aura is mm. They come to a fantasy fight with a gun

They’re America

[vocal pollen]

warriors and hunters literally just show up to these world ending threats with swords and guns

[halcyon siren]

hunter is alongside rogue and warrior specs for next to zero aura

wcyd

they're just the regular guys

[late wraith]

the vibe of just shooting someone when they’re casting a spell at you is so fuckin funny to me

[halcyon siren]

mm lost a lot of aura for me when they decoupled it from the like

mystical bond with a pet fantasy

[late wraith]

Outlaw however does not have this because they’re larping as pirates which I find insanely cringe

[halcyon siren]

yeah outlaw being so deep in he pirate larp

[vocal pollen]

honestly I think roll the bones is really good fantasy

[halcyon siren]

when it could be more bandit themed

ehhh

[vocal pollen]

and I also think fatebound rogue is really sick

[chrome panther]

regular guys in a sea of larping power fantasy characters

warrior is peak aura

[vocal pollen]

like imagine tossing a coin to determine what you're going to do

[clear pulsar]

Arms is doing too much. Fury I get it for this.

[halcyon siren]

yeah i mean i love roll the bones and fatefound,

[vocal pollen]

harvey dent style

[late wraith]

making them slot machine casino spec kinda fun yeah

Now they’re guy who moved to Vegas and has a lot of guns

Which is also pretty funny when held up to other fantasy shit

[clear pulsar]

Outlaw most american spec

Crazy style

[halcyon siren]

i also like characters that are 'lucky' in fantasy and literature,

and that's there power

fatebound outlaw is almost there

[late wraith]

Can we all agree that least aura

Is shaman

[halcyon siren]

but still to entrenched in pirate larp

[late wraith]

please

[grand mesa]

[halcyon siren]

nah i already said earlier i think enhance shaman is the most aura spec in the game

[clear pulsar]

This is why jungle is the best comp
Cat headbutts you and you get shot

[halcyon siren]

and also blizzards most unique creation

[clear pulsar]

This cat is literally just headbutting wizards

[late wraith]

Oh feral is high aura you’re a cat

[halcyon siren]

ele is a miss, but enhance is just really cool to me

[late wraith]

Not high aura when they go into elf though unfortunately

[halcyon siren]

one of the best battle mage specs i've ever seen or played

[vocal pollen]

shaman is very little aura

agreed

[late wraith]

This mfer likes thrall

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-headbutt-gif-15075841562648682863

[late wraith]

lol

[halcyon siren]

i like drek'thar

thrall is eh,

[grand mesa]

Wait until rsham gets buffed beavs

[vocal pollen]

did u guys see the 1% mounts for m+

[halcyon siren]

drek'thar is the goat

[late wraith]

No

[grand mesa]

Except they’re grounding totems

[vocal pollen]

there was some other bs too

they're fixing the game

[clear pulsar]

Shaman lost a lot of aura when Thrall went limp

[late wraith]

No shut up

Yes face

[vocal pollen]

I need thrall and jaina to do something

[clear pulsar]

Ao3 mate

[grand mesa]

When I have the healing to support lighting bolt spam you’re in twubble

[vocal pollen]

they're supposed to be complete thanos

but they do nothing

[clear pulsar]

Oh ofc

[late wraith]

Thrall cries so much like girl chill go win a cool makghora again or whatever

[clear pulsar]

Sorry mb

[chrome panther]

thrall is a weak willed BITCH

[halcyon siren]

i think the true least aura most basic of all the fantasy casters is mage

[vocal pollen]

no man I've seen enough thrall/jaina and jaina/sylvanas on ao3

[halcyon siren]

and it's not close

the more mage-adjacent the spec the less cool it is,

[grand mesa]

What is ao3

[halcyon siren]

see: dev, destro

archive of our own

porn site

[grand mesa]

I see

[clear pulsar]

Its fanfic site

Chill

[late wraith]

Jaina slowly devolving into Elsa from frozen has been so weak

[halcyon siren]

i guess it's an erotic literature site, because no visuals

so not porn

[late wraith]

That girl has done war crimes

[lime light]

which addon

is fucked again

with this shit

[clear pulsar]

They wrote themselves into jaina being frost only with heroes of the storm I think

[late wraith]

Now she’s like casting a single shield once an expac and tapping out

[clear pulsar]

She needs to cast some fireballs

Could learn a lot from destro locks

[halcyon siren]

fellas we had almost broken out of 160

and now we're 1500

[late wraith]

Huh?

[vocal pollen]

warbringers jaina and battle of dazaralor jaina were both so aura

[late wraith]

Oh you’re on a healers shuffle journey

[vocal pollen]

we will never get that back

[halcyon siren]

no i'm on a feral shuffle journey

[late wraith]

I hope you meet mayo on there he’s crashing out

[halcyon siren]

and just very terrible

[vocal pollen]

mayo was not happy last night

he was going through it

[late wraith]

I watched some of it

[halcyon siren]

i am low enough that people are telling me to hit one target

[late wraith]

He is in the trenches

[halcyon siren]

but not low enough wherei steam the lobby

[late wraith]

The man is bleeding out

[clear pulsar]

My guildie just said something that adds to hunter aura

BM is sick actually

Psychological torment spec

[late wraith]

Omg the horses SCREAM

my guildies used to get mad at me

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[late wraith]

Cause horsegirl has all horses plus a horse mini pet

And it’s just cacophony

It’s audio torture

[vocal pollen]

im debating playing hunter just for the fat ass capybara pets

[halcyon siren]

man i'm so bad

i literally am so lost

in midnight

[grand mesa]

Why

[halcyon siren]

idk just can't win

din't really know why either

[vocal pollen]

@clear pulsar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM0XE0rlZ28&list=RDRM0XE0rlZ28 youtube recommendation gem

[grand mesa]

In what

Blitz? Shuffle?

[safe heart]

I feel like I also kinda just lose for no apparent reason sometimes

[halcyon siren]

shuffle

i am fine in blitz because i'm low rated still and just killing noobs

and blitz doesn't really change but i like actually cannot win in shuffle

[lime light]

someone help wich addon just fucked

the buffs i can see on the maximum left

[halcyon siren]

unmitigated despair

the queues are fast as fuck tho which is kinda awesome i can't lie

looking at my pvp screen is literally karma and penance for all the people i have laughed at who had my exact pvp screen

i am that which i have mocked relentlessly now

can't help but laugh at myself

[grand mesa]

Hrm

[halcyon siren]

funny and sad wcyd

arena is too difficult i fear

[vocal pollen]

all good

run it back

[halcyon siren]

girl i BEEN running it back

[clear pulsar]

So jealous of the europe leg of the tour fr

They got paramore opening man

Before paramore imploded

[vocal pollen]

yes

man I listened to bigger than the whole sky after u mentioned it yday

that song actually makes me saad

very good

[grand mesa]

U think it feels diff than last season?

[halcyon siren]

yeah

[grand mesa]

I do think we’ve shifted back to more of an SL CD trading clean vibe. TWW and DF was more do damage

SL is what I prefer personally

[halcyon siren]

like i will be straight with you

i have no idea what to do in these matches

[clear pulsar]

Yeah man it was crazy, the vibe at the stadium was crazy when she was singing it

[halcyon siren]

like i've been in 2 shuffles today where a guy on a last season gladiator mount ran the lobby effortlessly, a warrior and an spriest, spriest went 6-0, warrior went 5-1 and only because i threw his round

[clear pulsar]

All the blue lights out, people crying left right and center

[vocal pollen]

[clear pulsar]

Singing sobbing

[halcyon siren]

so i'm just insanely brain gapped

these guys know what is happening in the match and i straight up do not

[halcyon siren]

don't know how to close, and yeah, this is my sense as well, most shuffle lobbies look like 26m 25m 25m 24m or something like that for dps, everybody is doing damage,