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tiny oar
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HOPE SO

velvet quest
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Sub rogue just getting giga nerfed every week cause people can’t figure out how to peel a go and think dmg is the issue VerySadCat

stray sigil
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how can it not be a nerf theres no buffs this time

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u dumb pig fuck

vocal pollen
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can u be nice u idiot

stray sigil
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no u piug

vocal pollen
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im rising

velvet quest
late wraith
stray sigil
random patrol
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kind of wonder what walrus tastes like google time

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ai but prob right

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I ate the bird @late wraith now it's ghost is the mount

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now to q something prob not just Idk

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been a long week

clear pulsar
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Devourer 8% overall buff lmao

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Why cant they just be normal when they nerf specs

random patrol
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it's blizz next they will nerf resto but buff mw

clear pulsar
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Love to see rsham buff for my brother @grand mesa

grand mesa
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yeah it's nice

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not quite what im hoping for but maybe it's godo

stray sigil
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i dont think so

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what a dogshit tuning patch

chrome panther
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I think sub lost another 2% per combopoint on spenders

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like a talent went from 4% to 2%

random patrol
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for some reason even though it's one of my fav books I just barely got my hands on the hobbit

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go figure

stray sigil
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in .5 they go the other hero tree anyways

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that nerf measn fuckall

velvet quest
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what nerf would mean something besides a rework?

stray sigil
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if u did 0 dmg it would matter tbf

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like ye kit still overloaded

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but more manageable

velvet quest
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Like it’s had a nerf of like 20+% to finishers so far, at a certain point it could do healer dmg and ppl are still gonna say it’s broken cause it stun bot kittens for a destro or mage and they die in the stun and they’ll say the sub rogue 100-0’d them

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Think the only option is like not giving them cheap charge on every dance or something scuffed like that

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Don’t let them double cheap every 20s

stray sigil
tiny oar
stray sigil
velvet quest
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I think I should be able to triple cheap every 20s actually. Bring back 3rd stun dr but only for me

tiny oar
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YES agreed

velvet quest
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Fuji did you like my reply to that guy in ww discord

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I’m so wise

stray sigil
tiny oar
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keep up the good work

stray sigil
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stop giving him the attention lake u pig

velvet quest
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one day fuji will appreciate the wisdom of his senpai

stray sigil
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hes a sub rogue

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hes the enemy

tiny oar
stray sigil
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dont forget it lake

tiny oar
velvet quest
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i taught fuji everything he knows now look how he treats us

tiny oar
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sub rogue my best friend

stray sigil
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these rogs all think they are prime pikaboo

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doing nothing but double cheap

stray sigil
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imagine me uttering those words lake...

chrome panther
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game is worse when sub is fotm

tiny oar
chrome panther
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just aura nerf 20% and remove second dance charge ThumbsUp

chrome panther
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idk

tiny oar
stray sigil
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why are u a terrorist

tiny oar
velvet quest
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2nd dance is on spec tree i swear the only way to nerf in pvp without having to rework in pve is just change the talent that gives cheap charge on dance/vanish, cause u just never play that in pve so u can just change the text to nerf it in pvp

tiny oar
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u cant be mad at that surely

velvet quest
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make it like a 40s or 1m icd and then half or 2/3 of dances only get 1 cheap

stray sigil
velvet quest
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hire me blizzard

stray sigil
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everyone saw this coming

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from day 1 of beta

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but blissard is braindead

velvet quest
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@ realz real? @ warcraftdevs gotme

vocal pollen
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blisssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarddd

stray sigil
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what a bunch of condiments

vocal pollen
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yes

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ok back to keys

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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back to the cock and ball torture factory

vocal pollen
velvet quest
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if ur doing +3s invite fuji, hes ready

stray sigil
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actually no i dont that sounds like hell

stray sigil
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i just cba going hire

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sounds like pain for no reason

velvet quest
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pug keys are pain u need key grp

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its like lfg 3s vs 3s with friends

chrome panther
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real

stray sigil
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i just cant say

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i cant say

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but certain

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ppl

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i cant say

chrome panther
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tried to pug a 16 cuz my team is done for the week

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stupid holiday

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ofc we wiped first boss cuz tank is clueless rat

viral dew
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Finally got these achievements!

stray sigil
stray sigil
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real?

chrome panther
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man if the tank doesn't move the boss when he needs to

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what do I doooo

stray sigil
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heal more

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pig

chrome panther
viral dew
# stray sigil how many years

heh ..to be fair, I wasn't actively trying to get them ...but, looks like the last Gilneas achievement I got was in 2020

late wraith
stray sigil
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they are faces people

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i cant say

late wraith
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Wait huh?

vocal pollen
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we bricked an 18 skyreach too

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that key is so fucking ahrd

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LMAO

late wraith
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You need bricks to build - enji

random patrol
vocal pollen
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I took it on the chin and we go next

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its kinda annoying how every key is just healer and tank dependent

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so if we die its like 90% my fault KEKL

late wraith
vocal pollen
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wtf is that

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whats on it

random patrol
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peeps

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peepza

vocal pollen
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that doesnt answer my question

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whats the blue shit

random patrol
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blue peeps

tiny oar
halcyon siren
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I'd try the peepza

tiny oar
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me too tbh

halcyon siren
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Probably like not the worst

random patrol
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this better

vocal pollen
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WHAT IS A PEEP

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HELLO

tiny oar
random patrol
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baby chick shaped marshmellow

vocal pollen
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oh

random patrol
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pop around easter

halcyon siren
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It's a marshmallow with crystalizrd sugar

vocal pollen
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no I dont like sweet and savory

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not a fan of that

halcyon siren
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In the shade of a chicken

vocal pollen
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I would rather just have a normal pizza

halcyon siren
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Yeah I mean I wouldn't buy the peepza, but I'd try it

late wraith
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Wait

vocal pollen
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yes same

late wraith
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Hang on

halcyon siren
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I love pineapple ham pizza

late wraith
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Phased doesn’t know what peeps are

vocal pollen
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I dont like pinapple or ham so

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yeah

late wraith
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They are the single most disgusting candy on earth

vocal pollen
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well you learn something new every day innit

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I'm craving some reeses cups rn

halcyon siren
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He's European what do you expect lol

vocal pollen
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im not european

late wraith
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lol

halcyon siren
late wraith
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Peeps are marshmallow chicks for Easter that have a dye coating that tastes like a chemical bath

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It’s like you’re eating a marshmallow dipped in drain cleaner

halcyon siren
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I love some candy that many people don't like

random patrol
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candycorn pizza to

tiny oar
late wraith
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candy corn I like

halcyon siren
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Blacj liqorice, candy Corn

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Are some of my fava

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Black liquorice Probably my all time fav actually

halcyon siren
tiny oar
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LOCK IN FUCKER

random patrol
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give them props they actually cooked it

late wraith
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I don’t mind black licorice at all

halcyon siren
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Sorry what have we been over?

halcyon siren
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But Like, if it was more sparing I might try

late wraith
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My fav candy is watermelon sour patch kids

halcyon siren
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They're bangers

late wraith
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they are just insane

random patrol
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I like chocolate anything chocolate

late wraith
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also mini eggs but that’s chocolate so it’s different category

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Same voodoo

random patrol
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Im wierd though I like all chocolate real or psuedo

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black milk white and ruby

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give me all

late wraith
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Yeah me too

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I’ll eat that 90% dark chocolate like whatever gimme

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And then I’ll eat the sickly sweet shit too

stray sigil
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i have no idea what a peep is either

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i thought peep was short for people

halcyon siren
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I'm not big on chocolate

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I like green aero

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Uh

stray sigil
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never seen that once

halcyon siren
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Bounty

late wraith
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You see them at shoppers rn Fuji

halcyon siren
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Bridge mixture

late wraith
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In the easter section

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Or like sobeys or wherever you go

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You have probably never been in a grocery store now that I think about it

tiny oar
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LOL

halcyon siren
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I love the grocery store

late wraith
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Same

halcyon siren
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I'm the type of dude to go to a grocery store to destress

late wraith
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I used to love going to the fancy expensive ones like erewhon and eataly

halcyon siren
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Like deadass

late wraith
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And being like ooooh don’t mind if I do spend too much on eggs

tiny oar
halcyon siren
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I like going to the themed grocery stores

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Ethnic grocery stores?

late wraith
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Oh like yeah

halcyon siren
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Italian, Asian

late wraith
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The Asian grocery store and the middle eastern one yeah those are good as hell. There were no Greek restaurants in La but there was such a good grocery store that I’d drive like an hour to get cheese from

halcyon siren
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Love the middle eastern ones yeah

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The smells

late wraith
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Gotta try all the different candies

halcyon siren
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Yeah

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So I un hardstucked and gained cr today

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Pog

late wraith
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Grats

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Where u get to

halcyon siren
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2k mmr 17 cr

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We started playing jungle

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Healer swapped to bm hunter first time, spriest went holy

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It's still kinda grim but it's upward trajectory

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We randomly die sometimes due to hunter or healer fumbling and we can't figure out ret war

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And lowkey dh melee cleaves like ret dh

late wraith
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Oh you did placements again then

halcyon siren
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Yeah

late wraith
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Dh dk giving me some trouble

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War ret also giving me trouble

halcyon siren
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I mean not like it matters, we were insanely hardstucj

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Like my druid is deep negative Winloss

late wraith
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You can’t be hard stuck week 3 come on now

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You’re dooming

halcyon siren
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Bro you haven't seen what it's like out there

late wraith
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Yes I have lol

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I am actively playing 3s almost every night

halcyon siren
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Yeah it's actually crazy I've never played this much 3s

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I'll be straight

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I have like 100 losses at 1500 bro with them figuring out their chosen class

late wraith
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That’s fine it’s early season you’re figuring shit out

halcyon siren
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Hpriest uhdk,disc ww, spriest disc/hpal/mw

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It's been a weird one

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They're reroller Kings which I guess is nice that they're pretty versatile but I'm glad we've settled seemingly on jungle

analog herald
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I’m still trying to learn resto in 2v2. Is it better to go to solo shuffle or 3v3 next?

halcyon siren
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Shuffle

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Shuffle is really good for getting in reps

late wraith
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Shuffle kinda deflated

halcyon siren
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As healer

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I mean he's trying to learn resto,

late wraith
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If you have a team do 3s

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Yeah but if they got a team

stray sigil
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fuck a 3s

analog herald
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Really? I feel like the trolls going to talk so much shit

stray sigil
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all ur gonna play is rmp and other dogshit

stray sigil
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and play

halcyon siren
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Shuffle will expose you to a lot of different classes

stray sigil
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i dont read chat

halcyon siren
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And team mates

late wraith
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Either is fine

analog herald
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Yeah I need to ignore that

halcyon siren
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And is lowkey probably a better experience than 3s

random patrol
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I think this is closer to meta but like rng talents are so ehhhhhhhhhhh

halcyon siren
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Straight up

late wraith
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Do what’s in your heart

tiny oar
late wraith
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Do what feels more fun of the 2

tiny oar
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idk if it still works tho

stray sigil
random patrol
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silent shuffle

stray sigil
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goated addon

random patrol
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still works

stray sigil
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u have a little button

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below ur chat box

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u click it

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its invisble after

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np

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prob my fav addon

analog herald
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Okay cool thanks guys. I’ll check that out and jump in to shuffle next

tiny oar
random patrol
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ooooooh av the most crapshoot bg

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woooooh

late wraith
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I appreciate your dedication to Christmas

analog herald
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I’m having fun in 2s. Got the aggressive build down. Not sure what to expect in 3s though

tiny oar
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more healing more playing safe

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know when you can push in to get some shit done

analog herald
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If I go full heals. I go oom so damn fast in 2s

tiny oar
analog herald
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Okay cool. Appreciate all the info!

vocal pollen
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and disgusting

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jesus

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can I just have a reeses cup instead

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I would legit do unholy things for some reeses cups

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my friend sent me these

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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what a surprise u have the wrong opinion again

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u disagreeing with me only means im on the right side of history

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peanut butter is soooooo good bro I want some peanut butter cookies

random patrol
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reeses pizza

vocal pollen
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no can we just have reeses by themselves

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I dont want pizza

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I depleted an 18 skyreach and then a 17 skyreach my mental is hanging on by a thread, please dont rile me up

random patrol
stray sigil
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pnut butter is disgust

vocal pollen
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why does it have to be on a pizza

stray sigil
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rather nutella than pnutbutter

random patrol
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that's a dessert pizza

vocal pollen
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yes but like

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I just want candy

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I need a sugar rush

random patrol
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I like fanken pastries

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all 2k calories

astral rune
clear pulsar
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Maybe he is using game deficit this is not normally

vocal pollen
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ngl I dont know what buckeyes are

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I just know the standard candy bars

clear pulsar
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I will smite down feji fr

astral rune
random patrol
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giant reeses

vocal pollen
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I'm so tilted at these keys I will be doing nothing but watching key vods

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for the next 3 days

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pissed me off

vocal pollen
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I would destroy this

vocal pollen
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I made peanut butter fudge the other day and it was so good

random patrol
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Im guessing @late wraith touch the cosmos and hail is to go even more into our 2 piece

astral rune
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pb and fudge sounds bomb

vocal pollen
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yes it was so good

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and bad for me xdd

random patrol
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its not bad looking I would add stuff on top of it though

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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if u give me infinite pb and chocolate I will eat it till im sick

vocal pollen
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man I brick a key and the first thing I see is some stupid post from fuji

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my blood is boiling

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shaking

stray sigil
random patrol
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when you brick a key throw a lot brick out the window

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note Im not legally responsible for what happens after

vocal pollen
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no I cant I dont want to be annoying

random patrol
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ashran yeah

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wooopy

vocal pollen
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gl in ashran that sounds awful

random patrol
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ngl we loose first fight slash afk

vocal pollen
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bgs are just awful man

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I had to do a few

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complete ass

random patrol
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auggy premade

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slash afk

clear pulsar
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Abandon keys

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Return to monke

vocal pollen
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well people actually want me to play with them

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so I figured I might as well do keys

clear pulsar
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Idk what thats like

vocal pollen
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someone asked me to heal real keys with them this season

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yes I would never do them if someone didnt ask me to xdd

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same for pvp, once I get a title or smth in m+ I'll try for pvp

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I dont wanna do all at the same time that sounds awful

stray sigil
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i asked u like 2 times to q

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u just dono wall me everytime

stray sigil
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they are all so ugly

vocal pollen
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bragging rights

stray sigil
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Phased the tormented

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cmon bruh

stray sigil
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that looks like a old raid title

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iuts dogshit

vocal pollen
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I dont care about the accolate itself at all

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I just want to prove people wrong

stray sigil
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UR A RDRU PIGGY IN M+

vocal pollen
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purely my own ego

stray sigil
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PROVE WHO WRONG U PIGGY

late wraith
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I’ve been trying to pay attention to how much more it is @random patrol but details is useless trash. I need to start logging

vocal pollen
stray sigil
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u dumb pig GRANNY

vocal pollen
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d

late wraith
vocal pollen
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u dont think its aura to have an accolate in every game mode?

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no lol

stray sigil
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pve doesnt matter

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PLAYING VS ROBOTS

random patrol
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I mean ui sucks ass so Im using m33k auras soon

chrome panther
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technically no

late wraith
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I want to get glad to prove I can do it to my haters

chrome panther
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ur playing vs other players

vocal pollen
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fuji my mental is hanging on by a thread

chrome panther
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against robots

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the title cutoff goes up

stray sigil
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better now piggy

chrome panther
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18s rn is cutoff i think

late wraith
chrome panther
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itll be 21s or 22s

late wraith
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It’s okay

chrome panther
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by end of season

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maybe higher

stray sigil
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all i can say is

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pvpers get title in m+

random patrol
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like prob not even worth tracking touch the cosmos

chrome panther
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cuz other players are better or significantly less employed

stray sigil
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do u see many pvers do it in pvp

random patrol
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but prb

chrome panther
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no because pvp is dogshit for most new players

stray sigil
late wraith
chrome panther
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why the fuck would any new player stick around for pvp in this game

stray sigil
chrome panther
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to get trolled by pikaboos 15th alt so he can pay his rent

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?

stray sigil
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thats 2s

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DUMB PIG

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also if ur stuck playing vs pika in 2s

chrome panther
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he does shuffle

stray sigil
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u prob kinda blow

chrome panther
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on alts

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for viewers

stray sigil
late wraith
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pikaboo was applying for keys yesterday

chrome panther
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?

stray sigil
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doesnt pika only play disc

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cuz he doesnt have content

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u cant double dps 2s anymore

late wraith
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wdym

tiny oar
stray sigil
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im saying u cant do it

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its real

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ur gonna lose to ragnaros timmy backpeddling

random patrol
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its not viable

stray sigil
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on his mw

late wraith
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Oh I mean sure

random patrol
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you can do double dps but its bad

vocal pollen
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yes this is legit true

stray sigil
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phased not a new player

late wraith
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But you can queue and do it that’s how littlebean ascends

stray sigil
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quit this nonesense now

vocal pollen
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pvp is insane old guard game mode

astral rune
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could be worse, could be rune uncs pvp

stray sigil
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its real

vocal pollen
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my guild is like "talbadar used to be so good bro he was insane"

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and im like

chrome panther
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my shuffle placements i saw 6 different awc/blizzcon players

random patrol
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bring back glad in twos and add mount to shuffle to watch 3s players rage

vocal pollen
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when was that... "17 years ago"

chrome panther
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on their alts

vocal pollen
chrome panther
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do u realize how cooked that is

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people get banned in other comp games for smurfing

stray sigil
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thats not cuz of smurfing

chrome panther
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no u rat

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magnus in full blues

stray sigil
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yes u pig

late wraith
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Yeah I dunno if they’re smurfing it’s just a mess

chrome panther
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its his fufcking alt

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dumbass

stray sigil
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ok but thats not smurfing

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if hes on alt

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with no gear

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that is literally not how smurfing works

chrome panther
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its absolutely smurfing

tiny oar
stray sigil
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ur pikaboo thing was smurfing

chrome panther
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there is no gear in league of legends or csgo or valorant

stray sigil
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thats not smurfing

random patrol
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give it 4 months and shuffle will be "fixed"

chrome panther
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if a well-known player uses an alt account to play at low mmr

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they get banned

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for good fucking reason

random patrol
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they love to cap it at begging of expac cause "reasons"

stray sigil
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u dont get banned for smurfing in league

chrome panther
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yes you do

tiny oar
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there is no gear in wow pvp

chrome panther
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riot has cracked down hard on smurfing in the last few years

astral rune
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yeah league and dota have been

stray sigil
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the problem aswell with ur argument

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is smurfing implies

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staying low mmr

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magnusz and co

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dont just stay low mmr

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theyll climb up

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u just play them early on

chrome panther
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they make another alt and do it again

stray sigil
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thats not smrufing

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thats cuz q times are fucked up

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cuyz nobody qs at high mmr

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cuz its deflated

chrome panther
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i wonder wy nobodies playing at low mmr

tiny oar
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climb up (make 16 alts to play w their mains)

chrome panther
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because johnny twoshoes who just bought the game

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ques into a 18 season glad

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in his placement games

stray sigil
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i mean jonny 2shoes would have gone 0-6

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regardless

vocal pollen
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exploits

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abuse

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I refuse to participate

stray sigil
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participate in what pig

vocal pollen
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pvp man

stray sigil
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theres no exploits and abusein pve

vocal pollen
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ladder abuse is still abuse

tiny oar
chrome panther
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petkick and his 75 dk alts

tiny oar
chrome panther
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terrorizing new players since bfa

astral rune
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HMT got fixed, right?

stray sigil
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bro thats not smurfing idk

chrome panther
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holy fuck yes it is

tiny oar
chrome panther
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when you keep creating new alts or "accounts" to go climb the ladder again and again

stray sigil
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ppl who smurf just stay low perma

chrome panther
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that is literally smurfing

stray sigil
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petcuck plays 50 alts yes

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but they all end up in r1 range

tiny oar
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I beat petkick once and he sent me slurs in dms

stray sigil
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thats not smurfing

vocal pollen
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cbad and his ugly bald baby

chrome panther
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and then he makes another one

vocal pollen
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vencucki

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zarbad

stray sigil
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cbad

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uggo bald baby

chrome panther
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all the streamers do the same shit with viewer 2s

vocal pollen
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been saying

chrome panther
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and its a plague

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ban them all

astral rune
vocal pollen
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pikaboos gotta pay his rent bro

tiny oar
stray sigil
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i farmed petkick in bfa

random patrol
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I beat pikaboo once killed his other dps he left

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wooh

stray sigil
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and i got told he was gonna be my new dad

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and other stuff

vocal pollen
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pikaboos gotta farm a gamer dad while he narrates every global he presses

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its important

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u dont get it

tiny oar
stray sigil
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he said he was gonna fuck the rotten corpse of my mom

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or something along those lines

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will never forget

tiny oar
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JESUS

vocal pollen
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oh I love when league players tell me they're gonna kill my mom

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lmfao

stray sigil
random patrol
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people can send me whispers I dont see them

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so eh

stray sigil
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oh i was a whisperer in bfa

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i def instigated shit its real

random patrol
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also works well for guild invite spammers

tiny oar
chrome panther
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holy

vocal pollen
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all of my characters are in guilds so that will never happen

random patrol
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I have 1 toon in a guild

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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my neck hurts man I think I've been shrimping

stray sigil
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no cap

random patrol
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rest guildless

halcyon siren
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I agree it's not smurfimg to climb on a new alt

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When queues are dead

random patrol
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now mind you I could just turn ginvite off but I like seeing the horrid meme guild names

vocal pollen
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guilds are important man

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I have to join my friends guilds

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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each char I have is in a different guild

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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and the ones I play are in nurfed

halcyon siren
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Like do we think voodoo was smurfimg when he started climbing his new 12 boomies last season even tho he prob stomped his placement lobby easily?

random patrol
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I like killing the random guildies I run into in bgs sometimes

tiny oar
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VOODOO THE SMURFER

halcyon siren
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Or can only r1s 'smurf' lol

vocal pollen
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the last time I took pvp even semi seriously was in sl when it actually mattered and I got completely farmed by condemn warriors

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and night fae demon hunters

random patrol
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the fucks a smurf

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little blue midget

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bout it

halcyon siren
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Calling people making alts in this game smurfing just seems deeply out of touch with what smurfing actually is.

stray sigil
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its liek someone who intentionally tries to play vs shitters

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to make himself look better

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thats a smurf

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i just think ppl like petcuck have a mental illness

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its not smurfing

random patrol
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I play multiple toons cause I hate getting fucked on one toon randomly

stray sigil
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its being perma on the game

random patrol
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gods I want a fucking blue boomy form now

chrome panther
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its not making alts when you do it 10+ times a season garf

vocal pollen
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ok but surely we are not so blind that we think that new players (even if they're not actually new to the game as a whole) dont have tons of fun when they get queued into someone on their 17th alt

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right

random patrol
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give the the smurf chicken

random patrol
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2 foot tall fucking midget bird

vocal pollen
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like we are talking about the health of the game mode

stray sigil
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who gives a fuck rly

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its 1 lobby

chrome panther
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see

halcyon siren
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It's diamond 3 league players buying a freshly botted level 30 and queuing an iron game

vocal pollen
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the people that are getting fucked?

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wdym who cares

stray sigil
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those ppl wuill never play vs them again lol

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iuts really not a big deal

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also if he qs every alts he has this ssn

random patrol
tiny oar
stray sigil
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next ssn they dont full reset mmr

vocal pollen
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ok but you realise the game mode is just the same like few thousand players

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with like 0 new blood

stray sigil
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they will literally not q vs him

vocal pollen
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whydo u think that is

stray sigil
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if ur a new new

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ever

halcyon siren
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It's fucking oink keeping a 1k mmr rogue alt he duos with himself to lose in blitz

stray sigil
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this only happens in s1's

halcyon siren
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And farm 1600 blitz lobbies on mw

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That's smurfing

chrome panther
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ok guys my personal definition of smurfing is incorrect

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thank u

stray sigil
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think we just have different def of smurfing yes

vocal pollen
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I love how we are just completely missing the point

tiny oar
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its lake doing her placement games on 10 characters up to 1600

random patrol
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blue footed booby is the best bird

vocal pollen
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its not the fact that anyone smurfs or anyone plays alts

halcyon siren
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Zechey leveling his alt and shitting on a 16 lobby isn't smurfing

vocal pollen
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the point is the game mode is just insanely hostile to anyone new in the space

halcyon siren
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Like what is he supposed to do

chrome panther
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game mode is dying and new players getting matched with awc glads in their placement lobbies is bad for the game mode health

stray sigil
chrome panther
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feel free to debate that idc

vocal pollen
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it actively drives away new players, pvp is like a few thousand players just playing each other

stray sigil
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u can just q

vocal pollen
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over and over again

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in fact u probably lose people to m+

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more than new people join

stray sigil
tiny oar
stray sigil
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its not ever gonna be a problem in the next ssns

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is the thing

chrome panther
halcyon siren
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What is anybody good supposed to do, like anybody in here is probably going to shit on their placements

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In their mode

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I killed my blitz placements it wasn't even fair, I even think I 60d my shuffle

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Idk

vocal pollen
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nothing its obviously not something any individual or even a small group of individuals can change

stray sigil
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is it wrong for someone who cant get qs anymore cuz hes too high mmr and he needs like 2 ppl to q up

vocal pollen
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its just a systemic problem

stray sigil
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to make an alt

vocal pollen
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and I doubt it will ever go away

stray sigil
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like i dont rly get this lol

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the whole reason bigdam and them

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make 50 alts

vocal pollen
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I think m+ is hostile in other ways too

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but its a lot easier to enter m+

stray sigil
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is cuz at a certain point

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u DO NOT GET QS ANYMORE

halcyon siren
stray sigil
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so u have to do it again to play the game

tiny oar
chrome panther
vocal pollen
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yes I mean

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u go far enough

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u will not get queues

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thats just the ranked ladder or

stray sigil
#

ye so whats the problem them making an alt

chrome panther
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i had 30+ min ques in sc2 at gm

tiny oar
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u gotta coach me in bgs tho I got no clue whats going on

stray sigil
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to run it up on ladder

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cuz they wanna q

random patrol
stray sigil
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i dont get it

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ur point is poor new players

vocal pollen
halcyon siren
stray sigil
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but als olike

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its just as much an issue for the good players

chrome panther
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i tried to make an alt account in sc2 to climb again and they banned both accounts for smurfing

stray sigil
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u think they want to be in 1500 ?

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lol

chrome panther
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diff time period ig

vocal pollen
#

so the gist of the issue is

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its never being fixed

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or cant be fixed

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gg

tiny oar
stray sigil
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i mean bro ill be real rn

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its week 3 of a new xpac new ssn

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and we crying bout alts

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like

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idk

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seems very fried to me

vocal pollen
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I dont even know if alts are a problem or not bro I havent queued pvp in like

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4 years

stray sigil
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ur cr doiesnt even matter rn

vocal pollen
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im just agreeing with the premise

stray sigil
#

nothing matters

halcyon siren
vocal pollen
#

based

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unironically

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hyper based

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everything I hear about zechey makes me like him more

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grindmaxxing

tiny oar
random patrol
halcyon siren
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I like zechey too

stray sigil
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zechey is dgs grinder

random patrol
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brb buying my blue booby

stray sigil
#

its real

vocal pollen
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yes

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based as hell

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I respect zechey

halcyon siren
stray sigil
#

ok but

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hear me out

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is zechey smurfing rn

halcyon siren
#

Prob gets anxiety

stray sigil
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he was 3k last ssn

tiny oar
stray sigil
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and hes 1700 now

halcyon siren
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No he's not.

tiny oar
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look out buddy

stray sigil
#

is zechey smurfing

vocal pollen
#

idk

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u tell me

stray sigil
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listen bud

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u said ud do that on 4 classes last xpac

halcyon siren
#

I felt like I was smurfing in my first 15 games I can't lie

stray sigil
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and u barely played rdru at all let alone other specs

tiny oar
tiny oar
stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

I think I respect zechey the most in this channel unironically, he is like me but for pvp

stray sigil
#

im done believing ur lies

vocal pollen
#

very good stuff from him

stray sigil
#

u meant me

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surely

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surely..

vocal pollen
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no I didnt i would respect u more if u didnt perma ragebait

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

be authentic fuckass

stray sigil
#

im authenticly ragebaiting

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whats wrong with that

vocal pollen
#

yeah nice man

tiny oar
halcyon siren
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Unless you are r1

stray sigil
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im so misunderstood

halcyon siren
#

You are always occupying one of those positions

stray sigil
tiny oar
random patrol
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I may or may not have donated twice

vocal pollen
#

u dont get it man

random patrol
#

2 plushes woooooooooooooo

halcyon siren
#

Like even now I have so much despair queueing with my friends

vocal pollen
#

like u just dont get it

halcyon siren
#

And ruining games

tiny oar
#

I'm so much harder on myself playing w friends than I am queueing alone

halcyon siren
#

Yeah

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I'm such a bottom feeding worn

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Worm

vocal pollen
#

I dont mind queueing with my friends because most people I queue with are worse than me, its when I play with people at a similar skill or higher

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is when it gets sketchy

tardy hare
#

Yeah cause with friends I need to carry both myself and my friend

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Cause they're not gonna do it

vocal pollen
#

ya

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same

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I do key with fuji

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its 4v5 I know from the start

stray sigil
tardy hare
#

The bonus is that my friends listen

halcyon siren
#

I also like think I hate arena man, I'm so doomered on it

stray sigil
#

u died more rhan me that key

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U PIG

vocal pollen
#

its different

tardy hare
random patrol
#

I think Im going to the shelter tomorrow

halcyon siren
random patrol
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get a dog maybe who knows

stray sigil
random patrol
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dog cats or something

tiny oar
#

2s w my rat friends are a vibe I dont mind those

halcyon siren
#

Hardstucj with former glad partners

random patrol
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or just hang out

stray sigil
tiny oar
#

wotlk glad irrelevant

halcyon siren
random patrol
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my partners are both tech glads but its boomy ret disc so we shall see

tiny oar
random patrol
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can only go so far is ret boomy oracle disc

tardy hare
halcyon siren
stray sigil
#

lake got glad playing MAGE LOCK WITH 90% HASTE

tiny oar
stray sigil
#

SHE IS PIG

random patrol
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especially with the disc being subbed for the other disc who is sometimes a guardian druid

vocal pollen
#

former glad boomers

tardy hare
random patrol
#

boomy ret guardin druid

tiny oar
#

every single comp was busted in corrupted

stray sigil
#

i chose to forget what i want

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thats how

tiny oar
#

BAKA

halcyon siren
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Chaos bolt as fast as r1 frostbolt

#

It's real

random patrol
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I want 5s back not cause its good but cause fucking memes

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5x boomy go

stray sigil
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5s now would be 4 sub

#

doing a go on 4 diff pol

tardy hare
#

Lets fuckinggo

stray sigil
tiny oar
#

jungle and rmp biking ppl for their entire hp bar

stray sigil
tiny oar
#

triple claws ineff hpal perma wings

random patrol
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if they ever do bfa classic

tiny oar
random patrol
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dude best stuff corruption

tiny oar
#

DELUSIONAL
DELUSIONAL
DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL

stray sigil
#

i pressed my reaping drest the best

vocal pollen
#

bfa was so much fun for pvp we made infinite gold from idiot pvpers

#

buying drest trinkets

tardy hare
#

Lmao

tiny oar
stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

probably

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drest was piss easy

tiny oar
#

where's the fucking spacerat clip of him 4x hojing

#

b2b2bwbwbw2b

random patrol
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I just did heroic nyla legit for my bis

stray sigil
#

that thing was so op u coulda charged 5x

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and pol woulda bought it

random patrol
#

could of prob pugged mythic I think first 3 weren't so bad Idk

stray sigil
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ye first 2 we mega piss

vocal pollen
#

mechagon bike was sick too

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that season

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so good pvp

stray sigil
#

pig

random patrol
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I wish we had actual fun pvp trinkets

stray sigil
#

we played bike AND drest

tiny oar
#

I despise phased

vocal pollen
#

yes man

#

bike and drest was giga

random patrol
#

current pvp trinkets are boring as f

stray sigil
#

brung back maledong

vocal pollen
#

WAIT U KNOW WHAT WAS GOOD

tiny oar
vocal pollen
#

that trinket that increased corruption

stray sigil
#

i want maledong back

tiny oar
#

cuz they're just nothing

vocal pollen
#

like ground aoe

#

what was that

#

u rooted someone in it

wanton ridge
#

in bfa i ran disc/sin with double laser trinkets, good times

vocal pollen
#

they just died to corruptions

chrome panther
#

dying to bike was uh

#

bad mental

#

imagine sub with bike

stray sigil
#

thats was just a rmp meme phased

#

nobody else could do it

vocal pollen
#

it was funny as fuck tho

#

good cont

random patrol
#

I used mechagon trinket for a while

stray sigil
#

we dont condone rmp in here

#

take it back piggy

vocal pollen
#

why not

#

it sounds fun

random patrol
#

until I got nya trinkets

stray sigil
#

just u wait

#

until u play vs rmp

#

ull see

vocal pollen
#

I wouldnt mind going back to prot pal season either tbh

#

I would play prot paladin

random patrol
#

someday we will have sl classic

stray sigil
#

tf is wrong with u pug

random patrol
#

good old days of the best city oribos

stray sigil
#

prot pal

#

someone exorcise this pig

astral rune
#

oribos felt like an airport

stray sigil
#

it was wasnt ir

tardy hare
#

Bfa s4 was peak

random patrol
#

^

tardy hare
vocal pollen
#

everyone flames me for my takes man

#

I cba

stray sigil
#

U WANT TO PLAY A TANK PIG

tardy hare
#

Rightfully so, our takes are sin

#

But we should not care what the people think

#

They are sheep

stray sigil
#

i had the displeasure of playing vs stunnbung too much

tardy hare
#

They do not play the fun teams

#

They only complain

stray sigil
#

i dont want prot pal again

random patrol
#

well at least Im only 20 percent dead

#

what a week

tardy hare
#

I played prot pala, warrior, feral that season

#

Perfect

random patrol
#

first the noro then the allergies

#

then the flood

stray sigil
#

get better old man

velvet quest
#

make tanks viable in pvp so these idiot pigs stop complaining about sub rogue, real?

random patrol
#

sounds about the gist

tardy hare
#

Just pick mage

stray sigil
#

mayo thinks hes prime pikaboo

tiny oar
#

mayo > pikaboo

#

its true

stray sigil
random patrol
#

ngl I dont even rem who pika is half the time

velvet quest
#

thats the first time someone has compared me to prime pikaboo but i think fuji is right its a decent analogy

random patrol
#

course at my age I dont even rem what I ate in the morning

stray sigil
#

beavs gets that too

#

its the old age

vocal pollen
#

pikaboo is the guy that farms gamer dads

#

narrating every global

#

hard to miss

random patrol
#

yeah Im going to be honest I just wing it half the time

vocal pollen
#

he's SO COOL

#

I get chills.

#

pikabad

stray sigil
#

thats mayos idol

#

that and kalvish

#

watch out

velvet quest
#

im ur idol

vocal pollen
#

who the fuck is kalvish man

stray sigil
#

kalvish just a guy who presses every cd withing 20s of a game

vocal pollen
#

thats good

stray sigil
#

like hes on aderall

velvet quest
#

kalvish isnt my idol u dont know anything

stray sigil
#

for no reason

vocal pollen
#

cd on pull and on cd

#

maximise dps

tiny oar
#

gorecki is my idol

velvet quest
#

avade is my idol

vocal pollen
#

avade is insanely good

#

he is also my idol

#

lowk

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

supatease is my idol

stray sigil
#

ok relax

#

dont go too far

tardy hare
#

Then letsgo

velvet quest
tardy hare
#

My idols are 1300cr/mmr MM hunters in BG blitz

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

dratnos banned me because I said he likes to eat people

stray sigil
tardy hare
#

I played some placement games for blitz yesterday

#

And the amount of times people are like

#

Making a plan

#

That is

#

Do the objective and kill enemies

#

Crazy

#

Lets go to a restaurant and eat

#

What a surprise

#

Great plan

vocal pollen
#

and one of his casters wouldnt stop talking about

velvet quest
#

just to clarify, otherwise ppl might think the dinner plan is go to restaurant and not eat