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ya
no matter what that mans
will put it in the middle of the entire raid
@late wraith

he did it again today

do you guys use nsrt
northern sky raid tools, it has a feature where it alerts you any time you get a private aura debuff
the breath target is also a private aura debuff
yes man but it reduces coggy load
wtf is coggy load piggy
COGNITIVE LOAD
WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO DO A LOT OF DAMAGE AND ALSO MOVING TO BREAK A TETHER AND ALSO DROPPING ADDS RIGHT AFTER
sometimes you might miss the dbm alert
i watch it and i call it out
PURPLOD MAN
i see who it's going on and i give them ample time
LMFAO
i was dying
when it happened
cuz i saw his name pop up
and i knew
i had to get the fcuk out of dodge

what northern sky does is a voice alert that goes TARGETTED whenever the breath targets you
I change mine to an air horn
whenever I get breath
it goes
thats for piggies
giga airhorn
this will overwhelm our raid
piggies.
no man voice alerts are insanely good
PIGGIES.
theres just too much going on
ADDICTED TO WEAKAURA/HORN PIGS
to always call it out
we just do aotc it's fine
here I am trying to break my tether, also prepping for the giga damage from tether break
and also watching to dispel my breath
U PIGGY
it is easy to miss
u pvers...
tettles is targetted by breath there
smfh....
YES I READ IT
the only important thing from this raid is i got my 4pc so i got my little parse
I got this....
my normal parse is good again all is well.
I think people can be proud of anything they consider an accomplishment
I will always encourage it
goddamnit
i love how it cant even be a flex ww parse has nothing to do with bear parse
i just know it bothers you
to see number more big for me than you

i hate shit like this
now we wanna talk about ur hc parses piggy? @late wraith
STOP FUCKING SUCKING ME

i had no 4pc and i was trying to corral shamblers
you can't judge raid lead parses on prog
i hate fighting sucks while healing frames and wasd'ing around

well ill gust of wind
all i hear is excuses granny
I can wild charge each tether but I hate doing it
lil worm is being outclassed by his granny. so much to learn.

using travel form + wild charge global when there is giga damage inc
awful
im like legit global locked during tethers
its usually adds > dispel > tether and I have to channel both convoke and tranq
we did both beloren and luura with 10 minutes left in raid
on normal 
had to rush trash
we didnt realise that u had kill beloren trash at the same time
like the light and void bird
we did the same thing

you can get the bird as a mount
yeah i;ll have to pay for it
I will get u a discount
holyyyyyyy

dont post that man
Wow>runeuncs
Xaxaxaxa april fool
I like both
I didnt think they existed, but I finally encountered one. A dps who goes 0-6 in shuffle.
6-0/0-6 dps is by far the most common thing in my lobbies
0-6 is rarer, usually 6-0
Also what in gods name is sub rogue damage.
I genuinly dont understand why im doing better as healer in shuffle than anything else
i'll take it tho
I also figured out what was messing me up so much earlier on. I was trying to do too much.
it's true sometimes
dont do that
I like the world and the world tree
I spent 300 pulls on fyrakk so the world tree wouldnt burn down
Is Lura dead yet
no
big!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
nice man danders is bricked again
Biweekly occurence 
which talent/skill makes monk immune to cc except for conduit?
just sent 4 clones into one without him getting ccd
Hm idk
Either DR or could be an external
I think there's still a pvp talent that makes Revival give a 2s magic immunity
perhaps peaceweaver yea
That’s how mine looks lol
Yeah my hots are supposed to be the same size icons as the debuffs
Rdru still dog?
Mw still a king?
Fuji still bad?
Still abusing op spec?
Ep still the owner of Epgrove?
5 facts



European boys today is day to bully all italians yes?
Please
Danes too ig but that is everyday
dont bully danes plz they deserve love and affection
Hi, Am I right in thinking that we’re ignoring the four-part set this season because the bonuses are so meagre?for feral
Fuji is still def an OP spec abuser
think 4p is worth the tradeoff
check what other furrels are doing
theres like...2 people here that still play feral 


No one uses on Murlok
most of the pvpers cant get 4 set yet
If you just straight pvp you don’t have 4pc so
I can see folks not compromising stats until then
does tranq work behind pillar?
Ya
im actually dropping rating in blitz
these teams are so good
I wanna kill myself
I get some rogue who says no when I tell him to go pick and defend fc
russian rogue
he sure could go die and sacrifice his life for putin but he couldnt do that
he just stays in our base
useless
jesus christ these teams I want to cry
you sir might need some help
try playing blitz
I'm 1-0 this season and I intend to remain undefeated
i played too many bgs back in the tbc/wotlk days, i cant anymore lol
Yes, it does! And if you get a precognition proc it can’t be interrupted.
why do I get such horrible teams
I cant climb
fucking braindead npc players queuing up
omw to 2k+ as feral atm xd
How do you survive melee comps? Dk monk or ret war? Plz halp
im 4 losses in a row and im like 1.8k mmr
is it my fault my team has a priest who clearly doesnt know where he needs to be
I can tell him what to do but they dont listen
as feral in pvp do we go for 4p? lose a bunch of vers i think?
How’s everything going zechey
next one is the one
4p is kinda cheeks
just gonna wait to see what people do
LOCK IN
Lock in!
I wanna kill myself
Well that’s not very locked in of you
the only way to make it back is to lock in and win
Go guardian and lolz it
The one biting her fur my god
That’s me Fuji and mayo in raid I’m just silently seething while they do things to on purpose agitate me
Yes god gives his best soldiers (you) his toughest battles (1700 mmr blitz)
its like the book of job
god takes away all of my mmr
but I keep queuing and believing
This is just like the book of job
maybe zechey will finally queue with me now
in the end I go 3.5k
I keep saying that zechey’s climb is like bible

im not queuing with anyone
sO FUCKED UP
this is my struggle
ok i can respect that
If you think about it you’re kinda like Moses and blitz is the Red Sea
Or maybe blitz is the pharaoh I dunno
I dunno
Actually it’s Easters we have to lock you in a cave so you can rise out of it
wtf is granny sayinbg now
Lock in
LOCK IN

LOCKING IN
I’m telling him to lock the fuck in, biblically
the red sea being a long line of losses
in league we call it a rumble ult
@grand mesa did I tell you how awful raid was yday

we spent 2 and a half hours wiping to dragons rekill
tettles was so pissed
something about
zehcye being a cow
on a ride bike
using putin macros
cracks me up
????
Are you having a stroke?
I was on bench 
But eh ur due for a bad reclear
they brought me in for chimaerus and thankfully I didnt int that boss
its ok though
we go heroic march tonight
Lura looks fun
question for boomies out there. Are you catalysing when you can get 2piece or waiting for 4pc?
you have 3 catalyst charges right now, surely you can find 1 piece of tier from somewhere
if you can get 4p no matter how shitty the slots are you can upgrade them at any time from the catalyst charge drops
sadly not
unless I try to pug a normal / heroic raid I suppose
but I really don't fancy that, neither do I believe I'm likely to get set for it to be worth it
the only punish for making 2pc right now is getting a duplicate slot in vault
ok, ty
my 27 year old mw said she had to go to the hopsital for back pain
any mws here want to raid with me
i have a follow up question but
🤨
luura has a massive frontal that priests literally cant run out of
without rescue or ms

nick tried to waddle out and got dominated


lmfao

lol
WW is even more op
than it was before
Sub is same as it was before
MM is the same as it was before
MW is the same as it was before

i wish i could see the dmg recap of that shit
its legit 2 globals and iam dead thro 40% wall
how the fuck is that possible
oh sorry the wall is 33%
this is how hard fuji hit someone yesterday
not 40%

so ww is broken again
it was same shit before
enh is still the same
it legit 2 globals ppl
island spec

like iam so amazed
i can fucking die with 28% vers + 33% wall
in 2 globals xD
w/e
xd
yeah idk i think enh still fried
if i got nerfed again i wouldn't be surprised lol

Sub is def illegal and Epstein
10percent rake damage + best damage stats 2p + vers haste on 1p + low crit high mastery on shoulders, low stat budget item
class even
it's 100percent worth.
if i find i have low vers i will buy ring neck when conquest uncaps
Finally a good take in this discord
BASED TRUE REAL
holy we did not just try to bait him at the exact same time
i need to step back and reevaluate
what i'm doing
no i'm twinning with mayo
twinning w mayo*
sorry i am obsessed with phased my bad just fraudian slipped wcyd
hmm
i played boomie in a key with resto trinkets because we needed 4 tens w my gf who heals
god could not prepare me for that overall
it was INSANE
41k pit of saron overall
u are in cahoots with epstein (sub) so boomkin is giselle
every time I play moonkin I get trained by 2 melee the only thing I can cast are dots and starsurges
assisted highlight on boomie is NOT good
idk how to play
just cast
YOU are the most giselle person on earth
this might be true rn
you really are ethical
if arms was anywhere near the power of like ww or sub rn
ited just be flat immune to roots
all the time
the buff to bstance was fucking hilarious
varu is stephen hawking
arms has the potential to do terrorisms but they're busy sitting a root.
im gonna scream
im reliving those games
varu found out about concussive shot stunning for 4s after 3 reapplications
or whatever
it was funny
hahahah holy hell
I like fury more than arms
melee really out here trying to do stuff when they're not a ww or an enh that's craaaazy
or a paladin
no sweeping strikes
i waddle jsut as much as a warrior
would it be good content if sense coached me on prot
what's the big one rn
totemic
i crashed out at the thought of grounding yesterday i wasn't even playing someone else was
might be more melee than warrior straight up
there's zero way warrior isn't more mobile
than enh
tbh the one thing enh has over warrior is it's got a bit of counterplay when we're being kited to hell
12s shear
and grounding
warrior u just often sit there and take it and stay mad
as farole main i really want to play enh but legit like
waddle around and do nothing but annoy the casters till you have your cheese ass 1 shot damage be real
it's deranged
beavs crashing out cuz of a smoll totem
how badly you gdetd kited
dumb pig
stormfield totem
i thik they just have it too much is all. they should have it less.
how can i possibly be your number 1 enemy
they already took away totemic reset CD
i can't ground
reset
ground again
doesn't exist
🙁
literally seething

yeah
warrior is pig spec
wish it was me
i die in demolish
its not bad to play
everything feels trash to play coming from feral
i am getting a taste of regular melee life whenever i step into consecrated ground slow
the more normal shaman shit with ground shear tremors is i think harder than the totemic part
i think
and it's making me crashthe fuck out
i play ww i dont have to imagine it
i played arms before and never cried, arms is my only other melee

i legit actually got fully kited by a bm hunter in bitz 2 days ago tho
as feral
it like wasn't real
like 40yard range kited fully
hunter is so tanky now the last 2 seasons
the real taste of regular melee is getting kited by a DK during wotlk with chains of ice, I've seen my real life friend throw his headset away and leave his pc during a match lmao
idk how they let that hpappen
i only played feral in wotlk
nice, I was playing spriest then i don't remember playing against lots of ferals tho

triple shadowpriest / mage / rsham in 5v5, good times
feral was slept on in wotlk
so fucking happy we won this
it was very strong w pve gear
during tbc as well
there was a rogue+feral combo on my battlegroup at the time, they would fuck you up lol
my coffee cup smells like dishes i'm pissed
that's a very old person thing to say
i don't care you know what i mean though
i read it differently
it smells like it was sitting on the drying rack
me too
Ya I know exactly lol
wait how did you read it
can i make you a doctor's appointment will you go
i didn't read it that way at first
but now that fuji mentioned it
idk how i didn't read it that way at first

@late wraith explain to me this stun DR bug
on arena frames
wym
girl
this HAPPENED TO US
@velvet quest
the best we could come up with is it's the warrior aura
because it happened with a warrior
i was checking to see if warrior had war banner
but i didn't see it
i dont see the banner shout on him
real
sub players 🤢
i mean no one asked you either but like
don't forget your armor pen
Fuji doesn’t know it yet but he’s also playing sub rogue just at an early stage in the disease. All ww players reroll to rogue eventually
the feral > ww > sub train continues
uve been telling me this for like 4 ssns now
he's stage 1 sub rogue it's true. he won't go to the doctor
It’s true maybe
We’re playing off his sweep. It’s his gateway stun
Fuji you’ve played ww like 1 season don’t round up to 4 and then extrapolate to 10
imagine you had it more often

imagine if sub did 20% of the dmg like its supposed to
it will soon probably i dunno calm down. everyone calm down right now
could aura nerf sub on monday by 10% and its still epstein
Urbanmech takes heads off you just give them a little bruise on the forehead
nerf sub dmg by 30%
every man child needs somebody to make them a dr appointment me included and yet you only offer this to fuji?
the fuck?
fuji last time we played together i got so mad i closed the game and started a painting.
They did nerf sub by >10% just today did they not
i went and di a different thing entirely
actually the better change
i'll make you a doctor's appointment
i will make any of you clowns a doctor's appointment you just have to promise to go to it.
u got tilted off my tilt
thats a granny thing to do
because mayo tricksed him
oh
mayo made me and fuji get mad at each other it's actually kinda incredible
like me and fuji did nothing wrong
mayo did
Actually I tricksed him 1 time, the other 4 deaths he had were him being dumb in the head and not wanting to admit it
guardian worst tank to pair with mdps tbh
he's about to do it again and he's not even trying
like i'm about to get mad at you
and there's no reason for that
threat is only a mechanic for 1 tank rn
other than his aura making me mad at you
I saw guardian do massive damage on an aoe pull are we sure the nerfs were enough
thats what im saying
i am still doing giga dmg but only in cds
out of cds is garbage trash
but in cds is perfect. so the answer is we pull around my cds
That’s kinda a lot of specs rn
Tbh
A lot of overall damage indexed into CDs and large peaks and valleys
Probably not good for a tank tho
guardian just does negative damage outside cds
yeah but the damage and everything feels so bad out that threat gets messy and also i gotta if and that's so fuckin boring
and ironfur is a bad button
yes
answer is u stop being a pig
i am just not going to if if i die it's not my fault (ujnless i've got my back to mobs i do that a lot that is prob my fault)

healer problem just heal me through it it's a 10 you're all big
Getting hit by mobs in back fortunately isn’t as catastrophic as other tanks
have you seen the screenshots i posted easrlier in guardian
i can probably avoid it. if i rebound s. i will not be doing that though
no I haven’t been in that Channel in forever
granny needs to backpeddle
why what did u post
guardian channel is piss
For resto druid, should I craft both rings haste/mastery and necklace versa/mastery?
i'm saying i don't?
Nerf bear
god i wish this was real
oxez i will never look in there i will always just tag you to ask you
ppl sabotaging on purpose i love world of wuhcraft 
starting to feel a bit better @late wraith
because i hate the vibe in there
IM SAYING U DO
also this, last boss in Seat during the damage amp
no i don't
internal gut biome needs a hard reset though woooooooooooh
russian debuff
i can't backpedal it's not bound
it's typhoon
i can typhoon them away from you will that help?
I have back peddle bound to ctrl s
real
go get an iv!
so I can use it in pve
i swear voodoo you are going to feel like a million bucks

i learned this from the real housewives and they are wrong about most things but they are insanely right about hydration ivs
yeah zechey needs it to
i went and got one day after my norovirus was done and the nausea evaporated
Downside of IV hydration is you will piss for the rest of the day
noro just dehydrates you due to th eshitting n throwing up
you will be pissin yeah
that's what's bottles are for
lol

bless
Nah, real men catheter for max pro efficiency
holy this mans is hydration maxxing
true
in some places you can have a nurse come to your house and do it there so you don't even need to leave they just come hydrate your veins
is that the piss bag
yes
sp[eak normal u PIGS
I knew a special guy who would catheter for long road trips, with the hose going through a hole in the floorboard
duct tape the catheter to a pyhthon tube(normally used for fish water changes) the 100 foot plus one and point that into toilet
tube that goes to your bladder if you cant piss by yourself
cursed yes but now you don't need to swap bags
this is smart i feel like the minute i get into a car i need to pee non stop
ur gonna make me say it
ur just doing it to urself u pig
you can say it but i've always been like this
but u see how easy u make it piG
off to reset my self rip my bladder
o7
@tardy hare no u are not
guardian players dont drive a car, they go on footh
@vocal pollen
seems anti-ideal
ill play a vulpera and we send it
also while driving urself?
This is what i stole it from 🙃
alright found a place heading out see yall later should be peeing for days
that sounds enticing after my todays blitz experience
Oh u have the sick elite set I wish I had that
I want the enchant this season
Time to learn what a sub rogue does lil gup

(They do everything)
I could pvp if I wanted to....
que blitz
not me
resto onlky
Blitz is p close to pve
Cant phased just wait like
a month
then just pve heal
and slam starsurge on cd
and gg ez
Yeah
blitz is already inflated to hell
no man I want to be the giga resto im going to be maiming and stealth raking
i just had a russian warrior in enemy blitz
do not
he had a bot to reflect lasso

whats the point of playing druid if u dont get in ther
you just cant in blitz
atleast not the teamfight
tbh ur best bet for ez 1800 is 3s near end of season and just ask 2 big strong dps to carry you
like puzzle and fuji
as a healer you have very little agency in blitz besides just pressing healing spells properly
Inshallah enh and ww will last as it is until end of season
did they just nerf that shit
used to be 56x2 if u had 2 items
now its 56
yeah they nerfed it
i wonder if every embaa something something is nerfed now
it comes with daily whispers asking if you are thyraz
blitz inflated to hell and im stuck 1.8k
you qued early and got unlucky
Pog
dunno I started quing more like 1 week after
now im freaking 26-22 at 1836
this week

Huge
@grand mesa when you start getting the catalyst item charges can you get them on alts as well even if they're not 4pc
no
Time for na to show the rest of the world why we don’t have we free healthcare
No
there is no evidence for cata charges dropping on alts
They fixed that


i have 5 now
I can donate some
because i am 4pc
I have 8
ok but u dont count u piggy
i LITERALLY HAVE SOME ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
u play too much
I just keep cataing random shit
time to LFR
lucky you, all my cata items aside from the 4 tier pieces suck complete ass
@late wraith

no
Wait I need that


Ok
mine stil lworks

no
NO TO FEET

they're just quietly watching


@hollow condor
statistically someone lurking in dgpvp is into feet
i bet pookie is into feet
yea me
there we go
I feel like feet arent even outlandish anymore
it’s not
everyones into feet
I could name 5 things im into that are probably weirder than feet
not that I will
but I could
okay lets hear it
no....
lol

They’ve normalized feet. We are truly soddom and Gomorrah now
show your insta fyp challenge

Cant leave us hanging like this
sure
Can I share first thing on my timeline
my fyp would get me banned if i posted it
lol meep is my favorite
unironically first thing on my ig is feet related but its an april fools thing from a meme page
lol second post on twitter
My insta is all satisfying cleaning videos
Like car detailing
most of mine is brainrot
mine too
Search is all food
Reels is full all over the place
Sometimes its mexican drug cartel
Sometimes fatal car crashes
Sometimes brainrot
sounds similar to mine
Mine rn is Pokémon unboxing
Lmoa
i watched too many clavicular videos so i got stuck with that for a bit

Any experienced/pro ferals around I can dm? Trying to become a better rbg player and pick someones brain 🙏
Sorry my Instagram reels doesnt show feral druid blitz videos
best source for it




