pvp

[stray sigil]

ok phased

hesr me out

[vocal pollen]

hearing

[stray sigil]

HEAR ME OUT HERE

[late wraith]

There’s no lore

[hidden sphinx]

Oh the lore? They just asked nicely

[vocal pollen]

im hearing man

[stray sigil]

doesnt beavs give out the most

raygun energy of all time

[late wraith]

I hate this

[vocal pollen]

what is raygun energy

[stray sigil]

the oce dancer in olympics

[vocal pollen]

oh

[tiny oar]

????

[vocal pollen]

no not at all

[stray sigil]

that got the dancing banned

[vocal pollen]

I dotn think thats true

[tiny oar]

no man lol

[tardy hare]

Lmao

[vocal pollen]

beavs just gives nice and sweet energy idk

[stray sigil]

its real asf

[late wraith]

He out of nowhere thinks of the most rancid vibes and sends me it and is like “this is u”

[hidden sphinx]

That Raygun person was cool as hell though

[stray sigil]

see ur cabal agrees

if beavs was to dance shed be raygun

[vocal pollen]

idk I dont get the raygun comparison

[hidden sphinx]

I respect the hell out of that goober going to the world stage on the Olympics and just doing whatever the hell they wanted and if that is the energy Beavs is sending out then I respect the hell out of them even more.

[late wraith]

This is based off nothing

[stray sigil]

hit em with the dino pose

[vocal pollen]

wait hold on a second

[stray sigil]

legendary

[vocal pollen]

what energy do I have....

[stray sigil]

gabe from the office

real?

sry too far

i need to think upon such thing

[hidden sphinx]

I wish I could go to the Olympics and just do the dumbest thing imaginable. Like join a Bob sled team and go down those big hills no sled just raw t-posing the whole way down.

[vocal pollen]

I dont know who gabe from the office is.....

[stray sigil]

dw bout it

[late wraith]

Hes kind of a second Dwight

[vocal pollen]

nice man

[stray sigil]

dwight is cooler

frfr

[halcyon siren]

Attention loving energy

[vocal pollen]

is that good or bad

[halcyon siren]

Shrug

[vocal pollen]

I dont think I actively seek attention.....

[late wraith]

Extrovert energy is a nicer way to say that

[halcyon siren]

I think not bad but some ppl might.

[stray sigil]

mostly thought of gabe cuz u said ur tall and lanky

[hidden sphinx]

Everyone likes to be noticed Phased.

[stray sigil]

is lanky bad

[halcyon siren]

Yes likely, and a little bit more what I was going for.

[stray sigil]

did i insurl someone

was not an insult in my headge

[vocal pollen]

you can literally see what I look like

you are in cyconcord right

go in selfies and do from: phased

and u will see me

[late wraith]

Gabe’s actor is insanely funny

[stray sigil]

yes but thats a scary place if u missclick a channel

[vocal pollen]

its kinda funny because im only like this online

im very meek and shy irl

[late wraith]

I’m an extrovert irl too kinda

[halcyon siren]

Many such cases.

[tiny oar]

I LOVE PEOPLE I LOVE TALKING TO PEOPLE

[hidden sphinx]

I used to have this problem, but then I realized that I am prone to doing dumb crap anyways and hope god can forgive me when I die.

[vocal pollen]

its just my bit to always be super cheerful and sarcastic I think, I was kinda trying to not do that for a while btu I gave up lmao

[halcyon siren]

[stray sigil]

u dont look like what i thot u would

[vocal pollen]

is that good or bad

[stray sigil]

doe sit have to be good or bad

[late wraith]

Wait I’ll go see what the

[halcyon siren]

He needs approval man

[vocal pollen]

LMAO

[halcyon siren]

Give it to him

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[hidden sphinx]

But also, people are to self involved to notice the lil things you may be worrying about or that makes you feel embaressed. :3

[vocal pollen]

yeah I understand

like I said its entirely irrational

[tiny oar]

THANK U MOO KIN THATS SO SWEET C:

[stray sigil]

fuck u remind me of someone

but idr now

gg

gg

gggggg

[vocal pollen]

any time someone says that

its bad news

[halcyon siren]

WRONH they are watching me fuvk up with reptilian focus

I know it.

[stray sigil]

i dotn wmeven remember from waht or where

[hidden sphinx]

Then you may as well lean into it and dab on the haters with cool stuff

[late wraith]

Omg you look a bit like my brother

Like not entirely but definitely a little

[halcyon siren]

God I hate positivity

[stray sigil]

how does rhat work u oig

[late wraith]

Wdym

[halcyon siren]

Oig

[vocal pollen]

???

whats wrong with looking like someone brother

[stray sigil]

notihng pig

im jsut asking how beavs rhe whitest granny i know

[late wraith]

First off

You’ve never seen me

[stray sigil]

thats true but u have a white bame

[hidden sphinx]

My friends bully me a lot because im a silly lil guy irl too. I just accepted that my mouth doesnt wait for the brain to catch up and I may something stupid. Its never anything mean though and it usually makes someone laugh OR cringe which is way better

[late wraith]

Second I’m half Greek my brother looks very Greek and there are similarities in dark features

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

i dont know many grannies tbf

[hidden sphinx]

Dont forget 100% perfect. #beavs #catal

[stray sigil]

catal

[halcyon siren]

Bro isn't beavs like 40

[vocal pollen]

most of those pictures I took much better care of my hair tbh

[late wraith]

The catal has spoken

[vocal pollen]

its a bit bad rn

[halcyon siren]

She ain't a granny

[stray sigil]

asktually shes 61

[vocal pollen]

the catal.....

[livid wasp]

I look too depressed to be bullied

[late wraith]

Yes

[hidden sphinx]

40 isnt old.

[vocal pollen]

zechey would u be less depressed if ret paladins werent running down your blitzes

[stray sigil]

no way what time is it in euro

[halcyon siren]

I think I ran into your art twitter some time ago beavs

[stray sigil]

zechey awake

[tardy hare]

10:27

[tiny oar]

good morning zechey

[vocal pollen]

morning time EU

[late wraith]

Niceeeee

[vocal pollen]

I didnt actually know zechey was EU

he has NA energy

[tiny oar]

wonderful day to queue some blitz with lakedreams

[tardy hare]

Man, this evening there is a goodbye diner for colleague of mine. Why did i say I'd come

[halcyon siren]

Okay where is she

[tardy hare]

[halcyon siren]

I'm logged on,

[hidden sphinx]

This sounds like a slur. As a certified NA'er not saying your wrong though

[tiny oar]

AT WORK

[halcyon siren]

Where is she

[tardy hare]

I just want to go home and play games

[vocal pollen]

I prefer NA more than EU by a lot

europeans have 0 social awareness

[stray sigil]

its 5:30 gg i am

[tardy hare]

For us that's what NA is like

[vocal pollen]

good night

[hidden sphinx]

Also they lost at wars and we dumped their tea in the water lmao

[vocal pollen]

I've definitely met a lot of really nice europeans

[halcyon siren]

Europeans and rping a reptile name a more iconic duo

[vocal pollen]

but man

[livid wasp]

at least we are real not fake nice

[hidden sphinx]

Enjoy the salty tea LMAO

[vocal pollen]

yeah I appreciate being direct from europeans tbh

[tardy hare]

We just don't do the unnecessary, "Hello how are you" introduction

[vocal pollen]

I really enjoy that part but I've met some like hyper socially unaware europeans as well

[livid wasp]

I hate that so much

[late wraith]

I like that tbh

[tardy hare]

Its alright, except when they say it and just move without even listening anyway

Feels fake af

[hidden sphinx]

Ill fight and die for my right to ruin a retail workers day with a heart hello and a smile

[late wraith]

The contrast is insanely fake passive aggressive midwestern hospitality

[halcyon siren]

I can't lie I think the stereotypes around euros are vastly overblown

[livid wasp]

and you have to say the hard coded im fine thanks how about you

[tardy hare]

And they dont really care anyway

[vocal pollen]

dude holy shit

[livid wasp]

or youre being cringe

[hidden sphinx]

I also always wave to force them to wave back

[tardy hare]

Exactly

[vocal pollen]

rycn is so fucking good

[halcyon siren]

Virtually every euro I've met or played with

[vocal pollen]

I agree with you guys about this I hate the formality small talks as well

[halcyon siren]

Has been their own person and not conformed to basically any stereotypes I've heard about euros

[hidden sphinx]

Can also say nothing back too.

[tardy hare]

We just talk real small talk

[hidden sphinx]

Social contracts are dumb.

[tardy hare]

How was your weekend

Or

Great weather today isnt it

[halcyon siren]

Innit

[vocal pollen]

social constructs are dumb sure but we are living in a society after all

[hidden sphinx]

Fine bud! Did you see the game? Do Patriots!

[vocal pollen]

what other constructs should there be

[hidden sphinx]

Yeah but a society in which you can do whatever you want

[vocal pollen]

sure but I think that is not reality

[hidden sphinx]

If someone asks how you are doing you can absolutely say DUDE IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE. If thats how you feel. Person wont even remember it when you leave theyre asking is an automated action

[tiny oar]

[vocal pollen]

yeah thats not wrong

[tiny oar]

I would remember

[vocal pollen]

I dont say that because if I say that peoples first reaction is ohh whats wrong and I would rather die than wax about my woes

I also not not forget either.... I do tend to remember details like that at least

[hidden sphinx]

One time I went through a taco bell drive through after work at 2am and the lady working the window was flirting so hard she was about damn near in my car. She finally asked for my number and I told her I just wanted my taco bell so I could go home and shit myself and forget how much I hate my job.

[tardy hare]

Yes but thats weird

[hidden sphinx]

If they ask thats on them. Send it.

[vocal pollen]

I dont want to man

[tardy hare]

hahahahhahaah

[hidden sphinx]

Im a weird dude

[vocal pollen]

[livid wasp]

every pvp player is

[tardy hare]

We put on a mask irl

[tiny oar]

im completely normal tyvm

[tardy hare]

Sure

[hidden sphinx]

Either they genuinely cared enough to ask, in which case you can bond momentarily as humans existing in a doomed world. Or theyre being robotic and it doesnt matter fuck it. Go crazy. Ruin their day. Teach them to think on the things they say

[tiny oar]

[vocal pollen]

im always masked

[tardy hare]

Luckily i can hide in my lab easily

[halcyon siren]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-gif-2095084040278127977

[hidden sphinx]

https://youtu.be/3i2FOyu5rDI?si=DcpPE1hskHcyAjSE YES THANK YOU I CAN POST THIS NOW. WOOHOO I CAN FINALLY GET READY FOR SLEEP

[vocal pollen]

I love hiding in lab or workshops

[hidden sphinx]

THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THE MAAAAASK ISSS

[livid wasp]

are you also a serial killer

[vocal pollen]

when i was at school I loved just chilling lab tbh

[late wraith]

I wfh so I gotta leave my house to go see people

[vocal pollen]

no I just like my own spaces

[tardy hare]

Dont want to talk, "oh gotta go back to my experiment!"

[late wraith]

And I feel like I go insane if I don’t

[vocal pollen]

[late wraith]

Even walks with Gordon just saying hi to neighbors and stuff

[vocal pollen]

yeah I've been specifically going on walks to leave the house so I dont go insane

[hidden sphinx]

Ill turn to my cat and hit the "gotta talk to myself, only way to have good conversation" during my work day

[vocal pollen]

I get soda or smth as a reward at the end of my walks

[halcyon siren]

Us Gordon an animal

[late wraith]

Gordon’s my dog yeah

[hidden sphinx]

Post

[halcyon siren]

Tfw flakeblossom will queue blitz w zechey but not Me man

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-18069003738146878767

[tiny oar]

I AM AT WORK MAN I AM NOT QUEUEUING WITH ANYONE RN

[halcyon siren]

You know my phone autocorrects you to flakeblossom and I don't manually fix it

[livid wasp]

I need to lvl alt first before I do any queuing with some placement game healers

[tardy hare]

[tiny oar]

wow man cold

[vocal pollen]

be nice man lmfao

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

I get the alt treatment I see how it is

[late wraith]

This is from his daycare lol

[vocal pollen]

holy

[late wraith]

But I like the pic of him he’s cute

[vocal pollen]

I love gordon

[halcyon siren]

Leo is my son

[hidden sphinx]

Gordon is a very handsome boy

[tiny oar]

PRECIOUS BABY WE LOVE GORDON

[hidden sphinx]

Luna looks sweet but Grey is my favorite. You can tell they had a hard time getting that dog to look at the camera lol

[vocal pollen]

[livid wasp]

dog is so much work

[late wraith]

This is him home from daycare he was amped

[vocal pollen]

true honestly.... I love dogs but they're so loud and needy

I would probably get a lot of cats but no dogs

[late wraith]

I am a cat person

[hidden sphinx]

Here is my friends dog and corresponding meta ai edits I made of the dog.

[tardy hare]

I'd get a dog if i was a stay at home dad

[stray sigil]

fat demon frfr

[late wraith]

But this dog has my whole heart man

[tardy hare]

But me and woman can't take care of dog with work schedules

[vocal pollen]

he is really lovely

[late wraith]

I didn’t really want a dog but he got omega bonded to me so he’s mine for life

[hidden sphinx]

Yes that clearly is baby

[vocal pollen]

I like him a lot

[tiny oar]

tinkerbell and luna

[late wraith]

Oh my godddd

[hidden sphinx]

Why one baby not on the couch

There's enough room on that couch for both

[stray sigil]

my brothers doggo

[late wraith]

That’s a Gordon

[vocal pollen]

that is very gordon coded

[hidden sphinx]

I wanna get a dog but my cat Rin, girl bosses on dogs if they get in her big sisters face and im worried it'll give her behavioral issues

[late wraith]

You have kids yeah?

Or a kid

[tardy hare]

No

[vocal pollen]

this is my friends dog (also gordon coded)

[stray sigil]

my cats all cuddle with my dog

[tardy hare]

My kids are my shrimp

[late wraith]

That’s a Gordon for sure

[late wraith]

Oh your shrimp children of course

I dunno why I thought you were a dad

[tardy hare]

Only shrimp children, dad of many

[stray sigil]

enji and ep are dads

[tardy hare]

My hours spent gaming are one of a dad

Pepehands

[late wraith]

Stepdad ep the dad who stepped up

[clear pulsar]

The jealous whining is my favorite dog thing

I love them

[hidden sphinx]

So one time I dog sat for my parents and their dog was excited and got in lilys face, scared the crap out of her. Didn't mean to. But Rin saw this and go just aggressive. Like not attacking him flat out but it got to the point where anytime hed try and drink out of the water bowl shed get in front of it and raise her hair up. If he got on my bed shed run him out. Got to the point that I had to take him outside so he could drink.

[clear pulsar]

He is grandpa now tho. The shrimps be fuckjn

[late wraith]

The shramps fucc

man

I really hope someone comes in looking for feral PvP tips

[mild sigil]

Guardian druid in pvp rn

https://tenor.com/view/russia-bear-fight-punch-boxing-gif-16044488

[late wraith]

oh

Not you

[clear pulsar]

You asked for this @late wraith

[late wraith]

yeah

[livid wasp]

fucking guardian guy

[late wraith]

Monkey’s paw curled

[tiny oar]

its very good

[late wraith]

We gotta ignore it

[mild sigil]

ngl i hope they do something about feral wildstalker tree

ever since swarm got removed wildstalker looks boring af

[tiny oar]

im still stunlocked from zechey slaughtering me in one sentence after all we've been through together

[late wraith]

Wait

Where?

What did Zechey do I missed it

[tiny oar]

.

[tardy hare]

Lake just playing victim

Hahhahaah

[late wraith]

HAHAHHAHA FUCK

[hidden sphinx]

Oe maybe they should make druid of the claw not auto attack based and then feral AND guardian can eat

[late wraith]

Zechey man

One in a million

[vocal pollen]

zechey is my favorite member of pvp

[late wraith]

it’s funny cause you’re probably the least like him in here

Like you might doom and crash out

But not like Zechey can

[vocal pollen]

I know

[tardy hare]

Nobody can

[vocal pollen]

he's just funny

[late wraith]

He is funny

[livid wasp]

im at 2.1mmr why would I queue with someone who hasnt played and is 1.3

[vocal pollen]

I kinda get what he's saying though

I can understand

[hidden sphinx]

No one say funny looking. Dont do it.

[late wraith]

no I mean it’s valid

It’s just how he says it

[vocal pollen]

yes exactly

[tiny oar]

ok man ill meet you up there king

[vocal pollen]

im so sleepy man

[tardy hare]

Go to bed

[vocal pollen]

eepy as they say

[late wraith]

Yeh 3 am time for bedge gn dgpvp

[vocal pollen]

gn beavs

[tiny oar]

GOOD NIGHT BEAVS

[vocal pollen]

perhaps it is time for me to sleep as well

[viscid remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1075922438073880739/SPOILER_251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[tardy hare]

Finally we can gossip

[late wraith]

Love you all go to sleep or have a Good Friday eu

[hidden sphinx]

Gn Catal Leader Beavs 🫡

[mild sigil]

i hope my elecriticty dosent go down since we got red alarm here for winds 💀

[livid wasp]

some people might get lucky and miss guardian pig lobby

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[tiny oar]

just for that im queueing guardian lobbies in their honor

[shy snow]

guardians are people too

[livid wasp]

false

[grand mesa]

During his first raid with you guys

He heard Dan

And he was like “I don’t sound like him do I????”

[livid wasp]

snupy queues so much its insane

[chrome panther]

he has the PASH

[zenith chasm]

zug zug

[tulip falcon]

the mental was broken i will try again next expac peace

[tardy hare]

Lmao

[tulip falcon]

kinda unplayable anyway i crashed every time in my last 3 matches

and no way to contact support anymore

[halcyon siren]

🫡

[late wraith]

Looool

[late wraith]

This is something on your end

[mild sigil]

Wait the rings get only 1 socket now

[viscid remnant]

lemao

[late wraith]

@grand mesa i can never do a key with Fuji

[grand mesa]

it's over

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

I legit can’t do a key with anyone I play with they will try to get threat off me so they can hit me with the “one taunt?”

“aoe taunt? Hello?” I can’t be crashing out over pve I need my energy saved

[astral rune]

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[vocal pollen]

un nerf bear.....

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[livid wasp]

nobody else I know has that problem

anyway if you wanna push you should come back in 3-4 months

pvp is so pointless noe idk

[vocal pollen]

@grand mesa did you see rycn on paladins

this guy actually inspired me

I need to to do more

[hidden sphinx]

Is there context to this? I had noted in my keys I was having issues with threat at the start of the pull sometimss...

[grand mesa]

be careful

[astral rune]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/guardian-druids-struggling-with-threat-issues-after-recent-nerfs-380983

[grand mesa]

rdruid getting shot

[hidden sphinx]

Appreciate it. I had thought threat was wonky but just assumed my step dad was right and I really can't do anything right

[tulip falcon]

yea idk ill just take a break

[vocal pollen]

no man have u seen rycns build

he's just insane

nick and rycn are by far the best healers this game has ever seen

[clear pulsar]

This is fully fake numbers btw

Absorbed healing double counts in the ingame meter lol

[vocal pollen]

yes I know that

[clear pulsar]

And he's soaking every absorb

[vocal pollen]

but he's still giga

[clear pulsar]

Sure

[late wraith]

Phased I had to waste my rage on IF last night in raid

I’m so mad about it

[velvet quest]

I think meepmonk is the best healer the game has ever seen. Imagine being so good at the game that the only way anyone can stop you from winning is your parents restricting your wifi past 2am on a school night

[clear pulsar]

Lmao

[late wraith]

I also think meepmonk is the best because he gets away with being so annoying you gotta be good to compensate for that

[clear pulsar]

If mehh played pve he would mop the floor with every healer in rwf or mdi

Real? @stray sigil

Or like gorecki too my goat???

[late wraith]

Face did you see in feral everyone arguing about telling new people to sim

[stray sigil]

i know u meme

but meep is really insane lol

[velvet quest]

Me and beavs are 2-0 against him

[late wraith]

Meanwhile PvP is like stack mastery, get rid of every other stat it’s only mastery if you have any other stat you’re hard trolling

[clear pulsar]

No I dont read feral

[stray sigil]

good

i got braindmg from it last night

these ppl are not normal

worse than here

[chrome panther]

[clear pulsar]

I dont hate simming but I hate simming iykyk

[stray sigil]

meteos was in there being based

its real

my goat

[late wraith]

I didn’t want to get involved but I do have a question

[chrome panther]

@stray sigil

[late wraith]

If a new player comes in they likely have no gear yeah?

[clear pulsar]

People legit paying a monthly sub so they can wait on a sim for 25 mins to tell you to spend 20k gold swapping gems to gain 0.4% dps are insane

[stray sigil]

sim ur no gear

[late wraith]

Wouldn’t a sim return really bad values?

[stray sigil]

[velvet quest]

Simming is a copout answer by people who don’t know how to or don’t want to help imo

[stray sigil]

kinda what meteos said

he is so based

he also went after tiem

my goat

my god

im so erect

sry

[clear pulsar]

Simming isnt about the value. Just comparing things. You can sim loot that drops in specific content to figure out what to farm that will be best upgrades

[grand mesa]

Nerf rdruid

I saw the screenshot again and I got mad

[clear pulsar]

I dont like him

[stray sigil]

u prob dont like him for the same reason u dont like me

we are ragebaiters

[chrome panther]

i did a few keys with meteos in tww and he was really nice

[clear pulsar]

Lmao he blocked me once

[stray sigil]

ur also an acquired taste

soemthing we have in common u and i

[chrome panther]

yeah face is very mean

[clear pulsar]

He asked some rly dumb question and I was like lmaoooo arent you supposed to be a pro gamer

[late wraith]

lol face you liddle binch

I love that for u

[stray sigil]

bruh ok ur stupid

[chrome panther]

some days he clowns on chatters and other days he clowns on us for clowning on chatters

[clear pulsar]

Thin skinned ass

[chrome panther]

HMM

[clear pulsar]

Yeah so the thin skin made him look rly weak

[chrome panther]

i meant you

[clear pulsar]

I dont mind people that dont fuck with trolling but he is a ragebaiter for sure

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

[stray sigil]

idc he was based last night

u shoulda been in there

[velvet quest]

But then sometimes by the time you get 2 things on your list your stats have changed enough that the sim is no longer accurate when it’s telling you where your best ring is from idk I still think like 95% of the time someone says “just sim” they’re just being annoying. Like either give a more nuanced answer or give your personal opinion or don’t reply maybe

[late wraith]

I think I’m becoming immune to ragebait

I’ve been micro dosing Fuji for years now

[stray sigil]

be fr dumb pig

[clear pulsar]

I mean asking people to give you a play by play of what items to farm is goofy too tho

Just sim it

[late wraith]

No u be so fr bestie

[stray sigil]

ive known face for like 8 years and hes not immune to my ragebait

ur def not immune after 1 year

[clear pulsar]

But sure. They also act like stat priority doesnt exist

[stray sigil]

u dumb pig

[clear pulsar]

Which I think is goofy too

[late wraith]

I will say mayo also gets mad when a shambler reads wowhead and it says their top trinket is x but when you sim them it’s an active dps loss and they still equip it

[clear pulsar]

She is built diff its why I married her

[late wraith]

1 year

Bb it’s been since early df

[clear pulsar]

Ofc. He is def typing a paragraph per minute just cuz he likes arguing rn

Me too btw

[stray sigil]

i dont even remember df

[late wraith]

Yeah mayo is in it for the love of the game

[stray sigil]

dogshit xpac

frfr

[clear pulsar]

I would play both sides of this convo if I was in feral channel

[velvet quest]

Stat priority doesn’t exist but also these are your best pieces because of their stats but also don’t use stat weight sims but also just sim you’re being lazy if you don’t just figure out how to get meaningful info from your sim when you’re new to the game it’s not hard

[stray sigil]

what side would u pick vs time

mine or drufar

mine right

[late wraith]

okay well I’ve known you since then it’s been about 2 years? 2 and a bit I dunno

[stray sigil]

face gonna say not mine

[clear pulsar]

Dru is also my friend do not pit me up between you

[stray sigil]

but he defended my honor

in their private chats

i remember that

[late wraith]

Yeah dru is a king

[stray sigil]

doesnt matter

face defended me

means hes on my side

i dont make the rules

[velvet quest]

I also pick sides depending on whether I get to argue against someone I dislike. And if that’s not an option I decide not to waste my energy unless I’m pooping then I’ll partake cause I got plenty of time

[clear pulsar]

Ofc. I dont disagree that its lame and a little unfair to just paint you a certain way cuz of some random conversation. Everybody is complex and redeemable in some of their faults. I think there is some hypocrisy there and I try to call it out sometimes.

[late wraith]

Fuji misunderstood but also sometimes very understood real?

[clear pulsar]

Like how some of them in feral love zimbita while shitting on ppl that say more mild things than he does

[stray sigil]

no pig

no

[clear pulsar]

Sometimes I wish I understood him less

[late wraith]

If u say so

[stray sigil]

i used to have 2 knights in private channel now only 1

truly sad

[velvet quest]

No pig or yes pig real? Or no. real? Gotme

[stray sigil]

real

[grand mesa]

Love zimbita

[late wraith]

Gotme

[velvet quest]

Holy remember when I owned Fuji last night what did I say it was something about his accent

[clear pulsar]

Lake?

[grand mesa]

Zechey zimbita and face I will defend to the ends of the earth

[stray sigil]

glyph and u

now only u

[late wraith]

Leave him be about that

[stray sigil]

nah lake not on my side on this lol

[clear pulsar]

She will get color name back one day and she will leave dg instantly and come back again

[velvet quest]

I did leave him he it was “no flame” moment

[stray sigil]

lakes in that clique

[velvet quest]

So it doesn’t count as mean

[stray sigil]

i dont expect her to knight me

ur not in the clique

and glyph def wasnt

[late wraith]

lol

[stray sigil]

its real

no flame = no flame

[velvet quest]

No flame=truth just have to accept it and not get mad

[stray sigil]

thats real

i said that to beavs

and she got mad anyways

clearly she doesnt understand the rules

[viscid remnant]

where r my runeuncs

[velvet quest]

She didn’t know the rules yet but now she knows. Don’t apologize just be better as her lfr coach told her

[clear pulsar]

Lake likes you this isnt fair. I'm in the same clique cord she's in we just fight in there too sometimes

[stray sigil]

real

[clear pulsar]

Well ig she is in thyme's cord. I never was.

[stray sigil]

ur not a times boy

shes def very time pilled

which is fine w.e

[clear pulsar]

But thyme's cord is a different clique. From bear channel much more than feral

[astral rune]

almost to one step closer to 99

[viscid remnant]

holy

[stray sigil]

a little over half way

NOWAY

[clear pulsar]

@late wraith did you know scritch and I once fought and I left epic enter?

it was such a fun time

Your twin she hated my guts I think

Still may do

[stray sigil]

face fighting with pol

[viscid remnant]

2 more prayer lvl and iam finishing moritania hard

[stray sigil]

NOWAY

[viscid remnant]

🙏

[astral rune]

that will be huge

[viscid remnant]

nwed the runes

[stray sigil]

u need jesus

[viscid remnant]

so much

[stray sigil]

its real

[viscid remnant]

ned some drops from moons cuh

[vocal pollen]

I would choose fuji in most situations

[stray sigil]

u say this and none of u helps fuji with keys

hes forced to d othis

[vocal pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190147289168232459/1451050838020853834/singlebungle1472-20251217-190731-000.gif

literally log in any time

[stray sigil]

despicable

[vocal pollen]

I do keys with everyone

all u have to do is ask

[stray sigil]

hes a 2s wwarrior now

[stray sigil]

@grand mesa

[grand mesa]

Phased is an equal opportunity keyer

[stray sigil]

tell him the lore

[grand mesa]

it’s true

[stray sigil]

of me asking

[grand mesa]

oh Fuji never asks even if ur doing him the favor

[vocal pollen]

???

[grand mesa]

He wants you to be proactive to help him

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

I see

[grand mesa]

Yeah he’s a weirdo

[livid wasp]

deserved

FUCKING TANK PLAYER PIGS

[stray sigil]

honestly real

[livid wasp]

REPORT THEM ALL

[stray sigil]

and deserved

[stray sigil]

real

[livid wasp]

pick one litter off the street a day, report one tank player on sight once a day

[vocal pollen]

you can just send me a name and I'll make sure blizzard does something

[chrome panther]

100k ms crit

is arms huge?

[vocal pollen]

I'll use my connections

[livid wasp]

keep the streets and the lobbies clean

[stray sigil]

is that huge

couldnt be me

[grand mesa]

Fuji ur getting bonked

[chrome panther]

ok fotm

[stray sigil]

ur all just mad its finally my time to shine

[grand mesa]

The moment daddy MW gets nerfed and they can’t infinite heal and cocoon every 45s to heal the insane burst

[stray sigil]

and praying on my downfall

[grand mesa]

Ww is gonna stick out like a sore fucking thumb

[vocal pollen]

mw is good in all content rn

it wont survive

[grand mesa]

can’t hide behind mw forever

[vocal pollen]

I've heard word on the street is mw presses sck and they are unkillable demon

[stray sigil]

wrong we are balanced

just play better

[grand mesa]

(I’m also hiding behind daddy mw being able to heal thru my shit)

[vocal pollen]

my demo warlock friend was complaining about mw full healing from his pets on every sck

[stray sigil]

link him clip @grand mesa

[grand mesa]

oh

I didn’t clip it I should

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

So when we play 2s against unholy dk and they summon the entirety of northrend

Fuji just spams sck

[vocal pollen]

any time I talk about pvp the conversation just instantly goes to shit talking random pvpers

[grand mesa]

And my health doesn’t move

[vocal pollen]

like magnus

those guys are dropping names that I've never even heard of before

who tf is sobek

[grand mesa]

Classic rogue

classic Andy rogue

Pretty viral with cool clips

Currently playing retail a bit I think

[vocal pollen]

yeah vultz doesnt like him

[grand mesa]

Idk if it’s translating well

[clear pulsar]

Is vultz in your guild?

[vocal pollen]

ya

[grand mesa]

how’s vultz. He seems so mild mannered on stream I wonder if it’s a bit

[clear pulsar]

That's funny

[vocal pollen]

no vultz is super chill

[grand mesa]

he seems permanently medicated

Like nothing bothers him

[vocal pollen]

he's like the most normal person I've played with he has 0 crashouts

[clear pulsar]

He is the opposite of phased

Crazy with it

[grand mesa]

getting trolled to fuck by shit in shuffle

[vocal pollen]

he dies on his cds with lust and pot to a random bolt kick going off and he goes "ah man that wasnt good"

[grand mesa]

And he’s like oh well it happens

[vocal pollen]

and then he just walks back silently

[grand mesa]

I did witness one crash out

On stream

[vocal pollen]

if that was me my entire household would know that I died there

[chrome panther]

what do i craft

[grand mesa]

it wasn’t pretty

[chrome panther]

rings/neck?

[grand mesa]

I forget why tho

[vocal pollen]

vultz is the unluckiest with bolts as well if someone dies to a missed stop or kick its always him

[clear pulsar]

For resto pvp? Sure. I guess it depends, are you pveing?

[grand mesa]

I think he’s talking about his freshly dinged arms warrior

[vocal pollen]

craft a zweihander bro

[clear pulsar]

Idk what you're crafting for pve but you can prob just avoid overlapping with that

[chrome panther]

arms

[clear pulsar]

Who tf knows

Noboddy plays that

[chrome panther]

the goon chaplin is ready

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[grand mesa]

Hrm

[vocal pollen]

im back in the mines

[chrome panther]

this is the one phased

[vocal pollen]

has to be

[grand mesa]

I don’t remember having this little fun spamming motherlode or Cinderbrew

For haste mastery ring and neck

[vocal pollen]

im starting to think these guys just want to drag me to everything

[grand mesa]

Ur popular

Rdruid must be good

Nerf rdruid

[vocal pollen]

lmfao yeah....

im usually just the most down to play random shit

heroic alt raid? yeah get me in, random key that I dont even need? sure I'll heal

[grand mesa]

People pleaser

[vocal pollen]

shut up

[chrome panther]

uhh im huge?!

[livid wasp]

I should queue but do I wanna get mad

[viscid remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1075922438073880739/SPOILER_251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[vocal pollen]

@stray sigil we're doing a 10 as soon as im done eating

I'll get some dps from my guild to come along

[stray sigil]

how fast is a 10

[vocal pollen]

idk

30 min

maybe less depending on dps

[grand mesa]

I would say don’t die like a pig Fuji but u got an rdruid pig healing u

[chrome panther]

🐽

[vocal pollen]

I might be tanking

[stray sigil]

how can die thru karm a

[velvet quest]

make sure u /pulse fuji when he dies

[chrome panther]

press meld by accident when he sends cds

[stray sigil]

my pizza just got home after i eat we can go ?

[vocal pollen]

ya my pasta is on the stove still

[stray sigil]

im such a gamer wow

[chrome panther]

[stray sigil]

thanks i tried pretty hard

[grand mesa]

Fuji is the game as blizz intended

Slowly working his way up from +2

[stray sigil]

real next im doing all 4s

and then all 6s

and then all 8s

[vocal pollen]

you are going to do all 10s

[stray sigil]

im ethical

[vocal pollen]

pasta is on my palte

plate

10 minutes now

[stray sigil]

thats too big a jump

nono i need like 20 piggy

my pizza JUST arrived

[vocal pollen]

ok man thats fine

[grand mesa]

You will help Fuji on his time

[vocal pollen]

[grand mesa]

[velvet quest]

take bite of pizza everytime u channel fof u can optimize way better

[grand mesa]

10s rn are way easier than any 10s you’ve done early in season

Fuji

[stray sigil]

honestly could

thats real

can eat 2 slices by the time its over

[grand mesa]

Don’t forget your hit combo

[velvet quest]

theyre easier cause fuji is a better pver now, the pressure of competing with urbanmech has helped him ascend

[grand mesa]

I’ve seen logs

Practice better uptime

[stray sigil]

mayo will back me up on this

he cant even deny

i have receipts

we are getting TROLLED

[velvet quest]

yes i will back you up for sure

what am i backing you up on

[stray sigil]

u want me to get receipts ?

tanks fucking our uptime

frfr

[velvet quest]

no that never happened

[stray sigil]

ok i am getting receipts

gg

[grand mesa]

btw Grats mayo

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[stray sigil]

ur so fucking lucky

it was whispers

[velvet quest]

thank you

[stray sigil]

and not btag whispers

dumb fucking pig

i wont make that mistake again

[grand mesa]

When u said receipts I was expecting logs

[velvet quest]

so youre admitting that it never happened fuji?

[grand mesa]

Maybe I expected too much

No way u can read them

[stray sigil]

u can prob see it on our logs

on imperator

[velvet quest]

fuji can read logs u just have to animate them and do japanese voiceover with english subtitles

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

if I have dps from my guild there

you have to out dps them

thats your job

[grand mesa]

Fuji actually does solid damage

He’d be a good pver if he cared about it

[stray sigil]

im not high ilvl and ww

[vocal pollen]

you're at least 270 im sure

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

he’s trolling you

270 is extremely high

[vocal pollen]

im not even 270

[grand mesa]

I’m one item away from it

Like 269 or some shit

[stray sigil]

i could be high ilvl if my raid funneled their best player gear

but they didnt

[grand mesa]

U got 4pc over @late wraith

[chrome panther]

id be close to 270 if i got rings

[stray sigil]

[chrome panther]

ong fr fr

[grand mesa]

250 bracers and 257 hero1/6 tier gloves

Is fucking haunting me rn

[chrome panther]

250 vet cloak 250 vet rings

hAHA

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

ok im finished eating

[stray sigil]

give me 5

i am hurrying up

[velvet quest]

he got 4pc over urbanmech as well....

[grand mesa]

awww shit

[grand mesa]

And still losing

[stray sigil]

all im saying is

both ww green parsed

i purple parsed

[vocal pollen]

should I heal dps or tank with fuji in the group

[stray sigil]

turns out spamming sck

is not good sp

dps

when ur not on meme dfifficulty

[grand mesa]

Losing to ubermensch

[stray sigil]

pig i gapped everyone last night

i wont be gaslamped

[vocal pollen]

stinky

[grand mesa]

Stinky

[stray sigil]

im massive

i even got

declined from 2s btw

[grand mesa]

Hrm

[vocal pollen]

ok I dont need aa and we arent doing a 2

so we will queue into something

no way they decline you

[stray sigil]

they did

[vocal pollen]

I am here this time

[stray sigil]

u have no mog on pig

we wont be accepted

[vocal pollen]

I literally do

but if we dont we can just do my aa

its w/e

[stray sigil]

@clear pulsar flame his mog

[vocal pollen]

you're just bugged

[stray sigil]

i prefer my pic actually

nvm

[grand mesa]

Only 265???

[safe heart]

Very good mog

[vocal pollen]

267

[grand mesa]

I thought world first guilds were all like 270+

[stray sigil]

enji is pro mog and world quester

[vocal pollen]

I have some worse items equipped

[grand mesa]

Oh u got the bifurcation ring

[stray sigil]

i have 300 hero crests

[grand mesa]

Good ring

[stray sigil]

maybe i should craft

[grand mesa]

no

Don’t be noobshit

[stray sigil]

look at this pig dh he invited

no way i can beat that in dps

U PIG

hes geared out the wazoo

[safe heart]

Wolrd qwest

[vocal pollen]

we havent even started the key and the excuses are flowiung

I cba

[stray sigil]

if i beat him

i take his spot in mythic raid

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

if he beats me

i lose nothing

[vocal pollen]

take the porta to algethar man

[safe heart]

Fuji you are not gunna let a fellow monk heal you

[vocal pollen]

get a move on

obviously you have an algethar academy portal

[safe heart]

What da hayel

[stray sigil]

double monk pver is not GOOD

1 monk only allowed

[clear pulsar]

Did you want someone else to carry fuji with?

No? OK bet gonna play something else

I offered tho

[vocal pollen]

dude you're like 10 seconds late...

[grand mesa]

Sounds like he was right on time

[clear pulsar]

[velvet quest]

now that fuji is in a key and cant defend himself im going to expose his unethical behavior

[clear pulsar]

I got a chest piece

[velvet quest]

who is the padder now?

[clear pulsar]

16 ilvl upgrade

But its the one from windrunners with heavy crit

Insane

[clear pulsar]

I was looking at the last raid log and fuji was lucky urbanmech was playing brewmaster fr

[velvet quest]

urbanmech is payphoning rotation with cat on lap and feet on desk after a long day at work

and fuji is dropping puddles in the middle of the raid getting driveby /pulsed

rebuttal? @stray sigil

[stray sigil]

@vocal pollen my mom came in to sign shit

[vocal pollen]

all good

[clear pulsar]

I love the text

Buffing a spec literally can only mean they felt it was underpowered

But it's funny when it's spelt out

[chrome panther]

piggue saved?

@stray sigil tell me how u feel about this

[grand mesa]

Sub rogue hit but Idk what it does

[chrome panther]

unc thats mw

[grand mesa]

Sub rogue hit also

Is what I meant

So fire mage hit rogue hit mw hit

[chrome panther]

arms buffed

again

[grand mesa]

ret buffed…

[chrome panther]

HOLY

[clear pulsar]

I feel like this is all bandaids and they all miss the point

[chrome panther]

execute will do slam damage now

poggo

[grand mesa]

Does the mw change mean that they can’t cocoon every 45s

[stray sigil]

i spent

5mins dead

my fucking mom

comes in and puts

[grand mesa]

That’s a 2 min pull sir

[stray sigil]

paper on my keyboard

says

sign this and this

i get it by a nado

gg

[vocal pollen]

its one boss man

[clear pulsar]

Conduit still a cc break on 1 min cd

[grand mesa]

Dorito has spoken

[clear pulsar]

Yes lmao ww buffs are crazy

[chrome panther]

tune in next week for the next 10% rdruid buff

[grand mesa]

Windwalker isn’t dead he’s clearly alive in Tel Aviv playing Fortnite or something

[stray sigil]

mm looks illegal

is it illegal

[chrome panther]

afaik these are very big sub nerfs

but mm also buffed

[vocal pollen]

mm is thanos in cds

[chrome panther]

xd

[vocal pollen]

0 dps outside cds

[stray sigil]

mfer was doing close to 600k

at some point

[vocal pollen]

that guys good too

rispir

I know him

well you got your weekly 10

now its time to farm nexus point again

[chrome panther]

hf phased

gl

[late wraith]

i am more fucking tilted by BUFFING RET? WHY?

THEY DO NOT NEED THIS?

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[chrome panther]

that also means hammer of light buffed by 25%

i think

[late wraith]

WDYM THEY FELT WEAK THIS SEASON PLAY YOUR OWN FUCKING GAME BLIZZARD I AM BEGGING YOU

[stray sigil]

ty sir

nopw i will beg oither ppl

for keys

[late wraith]

the wording on ww is amazing

[vocal pollen]

we can do more later

I just need to finish up my gear

[late wraith]

"we feel like their burst is too high so we're going to instead move it to fof have fun!"

same with mm

[clear pulsar]

It's definitely a incap roar angle vs WW now

[late wraith]

instead of being on the slow cast you can stop we're gonna be moving that to rapid fire. have such a good time besties!

[chrome panther]

mm/ret cant be bad

most popular bg hero specs

the loudest and most annoying part of the pvp fanbase

[grand mesa]

You don’t hit 600k?

doesn’t everybody

[stray sigil]

always was u dumb pig

[stray sigil]

no lol

i think i got to 400k ?

but i assume that hunter is geared to fuck

[vocal pollen]

@grand mesa first pull algethar

[stray sigil]

i haven o gear

[vocal pollen]

ask him how much he did

[stray sigil]

who

the hunter?

[late wraith]

phased are these your guildmates

[vocal pollen]

the hunter and dh were friends

evoker was random

[late wraith]

bless you for carrying the boy

[stray sigil]

i did fine wtf

[velvet quest]

Fuji has gear he stole beavs 4 set don’t let him gaslamp

[stray sigil]

my mom griefed me 1 time

[vocal pollen]

I never said u did bad

[stray sigil]

only time i died

im saying to granny pig

[vocal pollen]

oh

[late wraith]

still carried

by wf raider group

[chrome panther]

@late wraith this is actually a pretty big hit for ret