#pvp

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vocal pollen
tiny oar
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you can do it rekfar I believe in u

worldly cave
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I'll believe in the you that believes in me.

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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believing is fake

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I believed and I got NOTHING

random patrol
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one word of warning caracats get up to 30 lbs healthy weight for f1 and f2 males

vocal pollen
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yes I can imagine

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they are called big cats after all....

stray sigil
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be fr piggy

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@grand mesa when feral ele

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with pve pig

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does he even furreal

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@vocal pollen do u pig

grand mesa
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he's boomkin if anything

vocal pollen
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do I what

grand mesa
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do u play feral

stray sigil
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oh hell

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NAH

grand mesa
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is what he's saying

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u want to heal boomkin ele?

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fuji

stray sigil
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HELL NAH

grand mesa
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14 min games?

stray sigil
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wtf

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a pve pig that plays boomy

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NOT A GOOD TIME

random patrol
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then you got the babirusa male growing horns into it's own skull

vocal pollen
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I've played some feral but im no expert

stray sigil
random patrol
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they actually sometimes do that yeah

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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I dont think you do that

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st its 4cp 25 energy bites

stray sigil
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ur right i think its 4

vocal pollen
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im mid key

stray sigil
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not nwo u pig

vocal pollen
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can barely read

stray sigil
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some time

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u pig fuck

vocal pollen
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yes man

vocal pollen
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u are such a freak

stray sigil
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thank you

vocal pollen
random patrol
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they have this fancy rule for adopting cats were your supposed to slowly introduce them and while I agree with that I always get the freaks that break out of room and take over day 1

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the 3 legged cat I have back in the day for instance escaped that bathroom and started chasing everyone and the highlanders well they opened the door five minutes after I released them

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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if I was a fancy cat I'd never want to be introducted to anyone

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lone wolf but cat

stray sigil
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is that for like older cat adoptions ?

random patrol
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not to mention the 3 legged one (a snowshow or siamese) was the dominate cat

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I thing the other cats were scared of him cause when I got him he was fresh from getting the amputation so he looked like he had mange

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I miss that cat didn't have him for long he had health problems from day one only lasted 8 months in my care

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rip old friend

vocal pollen
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so cute...

random patrol
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passed away in my arms at the vet broke me as a person

vocal pollen
random patrol
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took me over a year to recover

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but I would do it again

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this fucker though he's a real monster

vocal pollen
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yes any cats we had were rescues usually with a lot of health issues as wel

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I was too young to appreciate it back then but I would for sure do the same now

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it made me really sad back then actually because they tended to also die early

random patrol
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yeah this pick was the day I brought his brother back from the vet the first time

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somehow the emergency vet couldn't just check a bit more for cancer..............

vocal pollen
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thats really sad im sorry you and kitty had to go that

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im also literally mid key so my responses are slow but ye

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I really dont do well with pet deaths tbh

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its the only reason why I dont keep rats or hamsters or similar rodents because they have such a short lifespan and it really fucks me up

random patrol
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loosing two back to back was the worst really

stray sigil
random patrol
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the 21 year old I expected the highlander I didn't

vocal pollen
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yeah its really bad

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I mean I was super young back then and I was usuallyt the most attached to our animals too

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whenever we lost one it fucked me up so bad

random patrol
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I am convinced this cat is out to steal my steak

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like he will get it whether I want him to or not

vocal pollen
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he deserves it

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when we had ducklings sometimes the water level in our pond would get too low and they wouldnt be able to climb back out

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I used to just sit there watching them for hours in the blistering heat

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after 1 died

random patrol
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prob a repost Idk

astral rune
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so cute

random patrol
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and yes I think that's a mini finger between the main ones and thumb

livid wasp
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I will finally be able to sleep properly when my cat is gone but ill be so sad

vocal pollen
random patrol
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@vocal pollen at least 10 yeah

vocal pollen
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I love him

livid wasp
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10 is old?

vocal pollen
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I wouldnt say super old but definitely a bit yeah

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avg lifespan is like 12-18 years

random patrol
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older

hidden sphinx
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My 13 year old bowling ball.

vocal pollen
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so pretty and regal

hidden sphinx
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Regal is right, she has fancy paws

vocal pollen
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holy

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I love her so much

hidden sphinx
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You'll love this then: her name is Lily so we call her Lilbear and she looks very proud of that comparison when we do.

vocal pollen
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LMAO

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thats so perfect yeah

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lilbear....

late wraith
tropic schooner
vocal pollen
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beavvs is getting a cat???

late wraith
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Not sure! I dunno if I’m ready for more cats

tropic schooner
late wraith
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It’s complicated

hidden sphinx
late wraith
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She is also a doll

vocal pollen
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I like rin a lot too but I like lilbear more....

vocal pollen
late wraith
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I had 3 of them but they stayed in California with my ex

vocal pollen
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I also had 3 cats and they're with my parents....

late wraith
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one of them might come with me eventually it’s complicated

vocal pollen
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I miss them really bad

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when I went to lakes place the best thing there were her dogs

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luna and tink my beloved

hidden sphinx
stray sigil
vocal pollen
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void triplet

stray sigil
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my old fart not there and she died last year

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but she woulda been there

vocal pollen
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thats sad...

stray sigil
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oh wait

vocal pollen
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they're super cute though

stray sigil
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u can kinda see her

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the white spot in the right

vocal pollen
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oh lol yes

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I see her back? I think

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cameo

stray sigil
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she was so old that bitch

vocal pollen
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a lot of my cats not that old because of health complications

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a lot of them resulting from being in awful conditions in their previous home, losing a pet is incredibly sad

stray sigil
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real

vocal pollen
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even if I lose a fish or smth it really ruins my mood

stray sigil
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the day i lose my fuji (one on far left)

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i will sudoku

vocal pollen
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she looks devious

stray sigil
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THEY ALL BOYS

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PIGGY

vocal pollen
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up to no good kinda vibe

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oh wtf

stray sigil
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FUJI A BOI

vocal pollen
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my bad...

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HE LOOKS DEVIOUS

stray sigil
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3 littlw shit for sure

livid wasp
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the vet costs..

vocal pollen
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its worth it

tardy hare
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My orange fucker also not doing too well unforch

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Man's got some shit in the lungs

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Eating poorly, breathing becoming worse

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Probably end soon

livid wasp
vocal pollen
stray sigil
tropic schooner
hidden sphinx
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Damn that sucks. 🙁 im sure hes lived a life full of love which is the best we can do for them

vocal pollen
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true that always makes me feel better at least

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I did the best I could for all my pets

late wraith
late wraith
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What the furals upset about

vocal pollen
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there were just 2 little idiots from a heroic pug taking their pug drama to dreamgrove for some reason

late wraith
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omg what the hell I wanna see that

vocal pollen
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pretty sure its still going lmao

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just complete psychosis

stray sigil
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feral chat always demented

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its real

vocal pollen
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yes it is real

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feral chat is weird

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I've started preferring pvp chat to feral recently tbh

stray sigil
clear pulsar
stray sigil
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if i could i would have 50 black cats

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always been my best cats outside my late white fucker

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@vocal pollen meteos spitting fr

vocal pollen
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yes he's unironically right

stray sigil
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HES BASED

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OK HES MT GOAT

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MY GOAT

vocal pollen
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yeah I like meteos a lot although i think he ragebaits very often

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he's done some keys with my guild but I've never spoken to him....

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to scared to approach the goat

stray sigil
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ny name precedes me what does he mean pig

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@vocal pollen

viscid remnant
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Brazil

vocal pollen
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meteos?

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meteos is a giga pver

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r1 rio feral type beat

stray sigil
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no

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the dru guy

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said my name preceeds me

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???

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never even spoke to these pol

vocal pollen
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oh

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LMAO

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I think he talks to mods etc

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and they informed him of your problematic behavior

stray sigil
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what problematic behavior

tardy hare
stray sigil
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i have no idea what that meabs

vocal pollen
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you know what problematic behavior man havent you had public fights with mods

stray sigil
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yes but that one is a condiment

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thats not my fault

vocal pollen
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well im not saying its your fault but I imagine the people know....

stray sigil
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meteos is too based

tiny oar
stray sigil
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eventho i know he is ragebaiting

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its masterfully well done

late wraith
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Everyone knows who you are

stray sigil
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i think meteos might be on the zaza actually

late wraith
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Didn’t you also pick a fight with Marvel?

stray sigil
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idk who that is

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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meteos is rage baiting a bit but he's unironically correct most of the time

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I like him

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and he makes me laugh

vocal pollen
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she's like the nicest person I know

stray sigil
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i dont even know who that is

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i dont think i did

vocal pollen
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hmm

stray sigil
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i did with time and brocoli

vocal pollen
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so you fought the two nicest people I know

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its not looking too good for you

stray sigil
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surely time not one of the nicest person you know…

tiny oar
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picking a fight w either of them is crazy

vocal pollen
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thyme is ok I dont mind him

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we are not really nice or not nice to each other

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just business only innit

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two nicest people are broccoliz and marvel

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when u said broccoli I assumed u meant broccoliz

stray sigil
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i mean tbf fight i picked with him turns out i was kinda right

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cuz he had to take a step back and shit for a while

vocal pollen
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lmfao

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what

stray sigil
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so

vocal pollen
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ok whatever man I dont think I want to know

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stop fighting people

stray sigil
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no

vocal pollen
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u are like me from 6 years ago or smth

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I fought everyone

stray sigil
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only fought him cuz he played favorites thats all

tiny oar
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played favourites..

stray sigil
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which is why what meteos said was baded

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based

vocal pollen
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yeah he probably did

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every mod does

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meteos was right about cliques or w/e

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not like anyone is denying that anyway

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we are literally in a clique right now

stray sigil
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ye but mods like to pretend we are a horrible bunch of humans in here

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its real

velvet quest
vocal pollen
vocal pollen
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oh thats right

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marvel is in shambler milk

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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fuji u fucker

stray sigil
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bro i do not know who marvel is lol

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doubt i picked a fight

tiny oar
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CAELUS PROUDMOORE

stray sigil
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plenty of ppl in guild that means nothing lol

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also been there for like 2 weeks

tiny oar
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popular feral streamer

vocal pollen
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oh ok that makes sense

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I think from purely outside guild u probably never heard of her unless u are pver and into feral

stray sigil
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i dont watch pvers man lol

vocal pollen
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ya

stray sigil
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i watched marv pve

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thats it

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cuz hes my bit

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boy

vocal pollen
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you need to start watching me pve

tiny oar
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yes I know which is why im EXPLAINING

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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bro??

stray sigil
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cuz u play healer or tank

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i watch uh

vocal pollen
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oh well yeah

stray sigil
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dabnel from time to time

vocal pollen
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healing is the most thrilling role man

stray sigil
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but thats it rly

vocal pollen
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wdym I play healer

stray sigil
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healers are pig

vocal pollen
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watch me play any hard boss on healer and your cortisol and blood pressure will be spiked

stray sigil
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what cab i say

vocal pollen
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only most healers are pigs

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im pig maybe 50% of the time

stray sigil
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my blood oressure spiked in raid tonight BECAUSE of healers

vocal pollen
stray sigil
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bro

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i died to the dot on saladman

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and beavs yelled at me

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when it wasnt even my fault

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FUJI TAKE IT OUT OUT

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(6s left)

late wraith
stray sigil
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i die to dot

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FUJII NOOOOO

vocal pollen
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on salhadaar??

stray sigil
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yes

late wraith
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Didn’t marvel say something about r1 PvP being like r1 m+ and you got tilted

vocal pollen
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I think you might have gotten a stacker from orbs or something because there is no way you died to healing on salhadaar

late wraith
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Am I wrong?

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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fuji is beavs wrong

stray sigil
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if i speak

late wraith
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She just misunderstood something and you got mad

stray sigil
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also trouvle

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on that one

late wraith
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Oh was it guilty?

stray sigil
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guilty just weird idk

vocal pollen
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guilty I can kinda appreciate getting into a fight with because he's very abrasive

stray sigil
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he shittalked me and i never had a bad talk with him

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but he shittalked in private channel

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lmfao

late wraith
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Oh yeah he don’t like pvpers at all I don’t think

stray sigil
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no spine

late wraith
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See everyone knows who you are little worm

stray sigil
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no balls

late wraith
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You’re Fuji the PvP zimbita

vocal pollen
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I think you have kind of made a reputation for yourself to be a devious little devil thats up to no good

stray sigil
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none of these ppl ever interacted with me lol

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they going off the word of a condiment

vocal pollen
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yes obviously

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word spreads man

stray sigil
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ye all im saying is it a clique

vocal pollen
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yes of course

stray sigil
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colored names are def a cloque

vocal pollen
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you are in a clique and im in a clique, its all cliques

tiny oar
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A CABAL IF YOU WILL

stray sigil
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that was my whole beef with time

late wraith
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CABAL!!!

hidden sphinx
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Catal

late wraith
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we’re a clique too though

vocal pollen
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crucible of storms first boss was the restless cabal

late wraith
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If you think about it

tardy hare
vocal pollen
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but yeah we are a clique as well

tardy hare
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Nowadays we arent as close

vocal pollen
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when you david and ep perma shit talk everyone

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u are talking in your clique

tardy hare
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Back in the days we had Regular team gaming nights

stray sigil
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ep is funny stop

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ep is my boy

hidden sphinx
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Clique is just another word for friend :3333

late wraith
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All of us hang out like outside of this

tardy hare
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Nowadays not so much a team anymore

stray sigil
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i will go to war for ep

late wraith
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Yeah I think Fuji doesn’t know what clique means

stray sigil
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its real

vocal pollen
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ep is super fun

late wraith
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It’s just a tight friend group

vocal pollen
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funny even

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I like him

stray sigil
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hes a condiment but a good one

vocal pollen
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no one is my friend here. (except beavs)

tardy hare
late wraith
vocal pollen
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dude...??

tardy hare
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Single out people

stray sigil
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u added me in btag

vocal pollen
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yes....

hidden sphinx
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Beavsigmapilled on a Friday morning

tardy hare
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Battletag friends

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Pretty serious

stray sigil
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why does beavs have a fan club

vocal pollen
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she's nice

late wraith
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I just do

tiny oar
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yes im curious abt that as well

vocal pollen
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thats literally why

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turns out being nice and normal gets people to like you

tiny oar
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WHO ARE U MOO KIN

late wraith
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It’s my cabal

hidden sphinx
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They asked nicely

stray sigil
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shes old and yelled at me for nothing

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tonight

vocal pollen
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it wasnt nothing

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its never nothing

stray sigil
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thats not nice

tiny oar
late wraith
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I said I wanted my own color name not orange I want a beavs color name

tardy hare
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Can we get EP to pretend he's the boss around here again

vocal pollen
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what would beavs color me

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be

tardy hare
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Beavs is such a white color type name

tiny oar
late wraith
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Burble

vocal pollen
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burble....

tiny oar
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VOODO MAN

late wraith
tiny oar
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U HAVE GOTTA STOP

stray sigil
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she csnt deny it

vocal pollen
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I think I can see purple or pink beavs name

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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the vision is there

stray sigil
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@late wraith confirm pig

late wraith
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Oh I did yell at him for not his fault

hidden sphinx
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How about a nice saffron to blind the haters?

late wraith
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He’s not lying

vocal pollen
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oh

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ok fuji sorry

late wraith
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Thing is

stray sigil
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SEE

vocal pollen
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my bad for doubting you

tiny oar
late wraith
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I didn’t know that he had a dot on him

stray sigil
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THE PUDDLE

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IS A DOT

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U PIG

late wraith
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And it killed him while I was telling him to take his piss puddle out of raid

vocal pollen
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@stray sigil what if you come to my raid

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one time

late wraith
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But the healers didn’t heal him

stray sigil
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i parsed 90s first time doing boss

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im a big deal

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js

late wraith
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So he died and left a puddle on the boss and I was yelling at him to leave the boss

velvet quest
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the healers did heal him hes just very weak and didnt pre press on the go

random patrol
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I don't know what ordered but something is showing up next week

late wraith
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And then mayo /pulse’d him

random patrol
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from meat market

late wraith
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But I apologized for that

tiny oar
random patrol
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dont order stufff when your high or do order

stray sigil
random patrol
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@stray sigil looks like emu

vocal pollen
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if I had to choose between whos fault it was from healer vs dps

stray sigil
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old man u smoke too much pot

late wraith
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Voodoo’s high

vocal pollen
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I would always choose healer fault

late wraith
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Yeah this was… yeah

vocal pollen
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LMAO fucking voodoo

random patrol
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good for my chronic back pain

stray sigil
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i need to be nice

vocal pollen
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im on your side fucker

hidden sphinx
stray sigil
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nicer infsct

late wraith
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I don’t blame my beautiful shambler but man

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They did not heal this mans

vocal pollen
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yes

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its ok

late wraith
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Even a crumble

stray sigil
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healers are pigs

random patrol
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oh fuck its 5 pounds of emu

stray sigil
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confirmed

random patrol
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better empty out freezer

vocal pollen
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I've been on the opposide side, someone blatantly dies to healing and someone asks what happened there

tiny oar
vocal pollen
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all I can do is speak up in a meek voice

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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"I fucked up...."

stray sigil
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that was beavs tonight

late wraith
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Yeah

vocal pollen
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be nice to beavs man she made a mistake

random patrol
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@stray sigil pretty much aus ostrich yeah

vocal pollen
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you're being nicer remember you idiot

hidden sphinx
late wraith
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I messed up so bad on the Godzilla boss

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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what happened on godzilla boss

random patrol
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aussies lost a war against emus true story

tiny oar
late wraith
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Fuji loves me he just talks like this

stray sigil
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she keeps getting locked out

vocal pollen
stray sigil
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OF THE BOSS AREA

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THE OIG

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SHE GETS WALLED OFF

late wraith
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I kept getting punted to the wrong side of the wall

stray sigil
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LIKE A OIG

late wraith
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And then I forgot to soak my soak

vocal pollen
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I used to be exactly like fuji, I antagonised people I loved

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but I am a changed man now

vocal pollen
late wraith
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It’s just how he interacts it’s fine I accept him even though he’s kind of a worm

vocal pollen
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I had that happen to the bear tank in my guild too

random patrol
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also bought some chocolate rabbits

vocal pollen
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we had to solo tank the boss for ages

random patrol
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15 chocolate rabbits

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............

tiny oar
late wraith
vocal pollen
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I appreciate fuji as well even though he kinda doesnt flame me

late wraith
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My new idol

vocal pollen
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she's so goo

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good even

hidden sphinx
late wraith
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she goo

vocal pollen
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goo.....

tiny oar
late wraith
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Yeah I just try to stand to the side when I’m not active tank and it bit my ass multiple times

hidden sphinx
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Which is a fun way to say I go where the winds take me please don't make me justify my actions. Please please please

vocal pollen
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you just antagonise

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not flame

late wraith
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Fuji will go “no flame” and then say the most inflammatory shit

stray sigil
halcyon siren
tiny oar
vocal pollen
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I was literally fuji like less than a year ago

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lmfao

stray sigil
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not this bit agane

vocal pollen
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yes man

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its real

stray sigil
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puzzle started this years ago

vocal pollen
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you will be normal soon

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its ok

stray sigil
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ITS NOT RESL I DONT WVEN FLAME

vocal pollen
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puzzle was right

tiny oar
hidden sphinx
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My guild flames each other so much if someone is nice my heart starts to beat faster.

stray sigil
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THEY ARE ALL GASLIGHTING

vocal pollen
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my guild doesnt flame each other they just flame me

random patrol
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@tiny oar their 15 white chocolate rabbits

late wraith
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It’s just a funny thing you do

stray sigil
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WHEN U DUMB PIG

vocal pollen
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yes

stray sigil
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WHEN

vocal pollen
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I agree

stray sigil
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WHEN

tiny oar
stray sigil
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WHEN

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WHEN

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WHEN

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WHEN

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WHEN

halcyon siren
late wraith
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lol when we were talking about habits me and mayo have

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It was advice and it was good

stray sigil
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HOW WAS THAT FLAMEU OIG FUCK

late wraith
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But you preface it with “no flame” lol

random patrol
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@tiny oar I pref dark chocolate but you know I dont even rem ordering them

vocal pollen
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I think fuji is incredibly funny

stray sigil
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CUZ U WERE GETTING ANGEY

vocal pollen
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maybe unintentionally

stray sigil
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I KNEW U WIULD GET ANGEY

random patrol
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I thing I used double the amount of stuff I normally smoke

stray sigil
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U PIG

hidden sphinx
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I dont get the lingo. You guys say worm, rat, pig, as if it is an insult. But pigs and rats are chonky and very cute. Worms are silly lil guys. Its just not adding up

vocal pollen
#

yes exactly

#

I've told them this as well

#

they dont listen

#

if somebody called me a pig I'd be like sure thats me

stray sigil
#

who said pig is bad

#

u fucking pigs

vocal pollen
#

you use it in a derogatory tone, coupled with words like old hag and dumb

tiny oar
stray sigil
#

HOW CAN U TELL ITS DERAHOTUE IN TYPING

#

U PIIIIG

tiny oar
vocal pollen
#

I can read tone through messages

random patrol
#

pigs alright I only each it on occasion though

hidden sphinx
#

If this is bad I dont wanna be good

tiny oar
#

maybe cuz u say FUCK YOU RDRUID PIG to me on a daily basis ??

stray sigil
#

this pig is morbidly obese

random patrol
#

because bacon

stray sigil
#

its real

vocal pollen
#

I dont think thats a real pig

hidden sphinx
#

Oink oink oink

halcyon siren
#

Me

random patrol
#

turkey while good for many red meat subs sucks arse at bacon

stray sigil
#

its real im gaslamped nothing i can do

tiny oar
#

VOODOO PLEASE

vocal pollen
#

you are gaslamped

#

its ok I get gaslamped every day

random patrol
#

@tiny oar bacon or chocolate

tiny oar
stray sigil
#

bacon is gross dont @ me

#

dont do it

vocal pollen
#

I dont really like bacon either

#

but other reasons for me

halcyon siren
stray sigil
#

are u muslim

random patrol
#

at the same time? or either or

stray sigil
#

i could be muslim

random patrol
#

same time seems wierd

stray sigil
#

i dont like ham

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or oig

vocal pollen
#

I grew up muslim yeah

stray sigil
#

tastes awful to me

late wraith
#

Get absolutely LAMPED

astral rune
late wraith
#

get GASLAMPED ONLINE

hidden sphinx
#

Pig is not for bacon

#

:[

vocal pollen
#

its why I still dont drink or eat pork, im not practicing or anything but its just how I grew up so I still dont

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

I agree with puzzle most of the time

#

he's the wise old ma

#

man

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

alright based

stray sigil
#

yes pig

#

we did shots but was glasses

late wraith
#

Did you get too sick

random patrol
stray sigil
#

of tequila not shots

#

so i downed 4 glasses

#

and passed out

vocal pollen
#

I dont want to think what drunk me would be like

stray sigil
#

my afterprom lasted 45mins

#

and i woke up head in a bucket

halcyon siren
#

What the fuvj us an afterprom

late wraith
vocal pollen
#

party after the prom I imagine

late wraith
#

After the prom

stray sigil
#

is the place kids gets fucked up after prom

late wraith
#

Yeah the go get drunk spot

vocal pollen
#

I've never had a prom or an afterprom so I cant really say I know either

halcyon siren
#

Oh bro I wasn't even thinking about prom as like, okay, yeah.

hidden sphinx
#

I didnt go to prom. Was to busy doing another full playthrough of dragon age origins as a two handed male human noble selecting the same choices and companions as my other play throughs.

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

lmfao

stray sigil
#

what a condimebt

vocal pollen
#

lowkey I understand tbh

late wraith
#

Holy god

halcyon siren
#

I never went to high-school really

#

So no prom either

vocal pollen
#

when i was in my freshman year of college im like 99% sure a girl liked me and I just never really did anything about it because I was afraid of women

stray sigil
#

prom was shit

vocal pollen
#

lowkey still kinda am

halcyon siren
vocal pollen
#

I think I've kinda become better at that though

stray sigil
#

had a crush on this chick for like more than half highschool

vocal pollen
#

source: talked to women

stray sigil
#

and she aksed me i bailed

#

AHHHHH

vocal pollen
#

its ok man

#

adversity breeds character

halcyon siren
#

Women: not even once

vocal pollen
#

well I dont think like that

#

women are just people

late wraith
#

Yeah boys women am I right haha

#

So smart with nice hair

vocal pollen
halcyon siren
#

Yeah haha

hidden sphinx
late wraith
#

always smelling nice hahaha fuck that

vocal pollen
#

lmfao

stray sigil
#

ye fuck that

halcyon siren
#

Real

late wraith
#

what is that Pantene? Damn girl

stray sigil
#

wtf

#

is grannt saying

halcyon siren
#

Pantene sucks ass

vocal pollen
#

im always smelling coconut because thats the conditioner I use

late wraith
late wraith
#

this is a false narrative it got much better

hidden sphinx
#

I put on Pert to aura farm smelling good on women. The scalp burning sensation is a bonus

stray sigil
#

what are u pigs saying…

halcyon siren
random patrol
#

Im just glad I ddint order a cat before I came down from being high

halcyon siren
#

I'm oiled up in under a day on Pantene I swear

late wraith
#

I used to buy the fancy salon shit and it made my hair awful

random patrol
#

that would of been minus 3k prob

stray sigil
late wraith
#

Pantene volume shampoo is legit bis

halcyon siren
#

Aggressively strips my hair or some shit

vocal pollen
#

my ex got me this super nice post shower hair moisturizer thing and it was so nice

random patrol
#

@stray sigil pretty much yeah

halcyon siren
#

I use tresseme repair and protect

vocal pollen
#

I have super long hair but I havent been taking good care of it recently

stray sigil
halcyon siren
#

Because I can't afford the fancy shit

stray sigil
#

thats my moms shampoo

late wraith
#

I’ll never tell you boys to sim for shampoos I’ll just tell you the best ones. It’s Pantene volume and a leave in conditioner.

vocal pollen
#

yeah on my graduation day I actually went to a salon to get my hair done and the lady there was gushing over my hair

stray sigil
#

Wtf is a leave in

vocal pollen
#

she was really nice

hidden sphinx
#

I shave my head so shampoo is just to keep the oil from going crazy. But now im scared what if my skull isnt holding onto the scent. Should I start spraying my "bod" body spray directly into my face to be safe?

stray sigil
#

U PUG

halcyon siren
#

My hair prob longer than your mom's and it needs to be repaired and protected

stray sigil
#

WTF IS LEAVE IN

vocal pollen
#

it says in the name

#

you leave it in your hair

stray sigil
#

WTFU MEAN LEAVE IT IN

halcyon siren
#

I hate leave in conditioner

vocal pollen
#

it makes hair really smooth and shiny

stray sigil
#

I DONT WANR GLOOP IN MY HAIR

late wraith
#

It’s not gloopy

vocal pollen
#

yes its not noticable even for me

halcyon siren
#

It's not gloopy

late wraith
#

It’s made to stay in it’s what they use at the salon

vocal pollen
#

yeah exactly

random patrol
#

I got shoulder length hair pain in the butt but beats my half brother's baldness

hidden sphinx
#

HUH

halcyon siren
#

Fuck the salon man, scam ass mfers.

late wraith
#

Haven’t you ever noticed that after they wash your hair (bliss. Heaven. Want that every day) they don’t conditioner then rinse? They just rinse the one time

#

It’s cause they put a leave in in there

vocal pollen
#

my hair goes down to my back I think

#

like middle of my back level

halcyon siren
#

Here is my story about why salons are scam ass mfers

stray sigil
#

WHAT R WE SYSING

halcyon siren
#

We (gf and I) go in for haircuts,

#

Our hair same length, maybe mines a bit longer

#

Mine: 80 dollars

#

Hers: 110

late wraith
hidden sphinx
vocal pollen
#

yes it maeks me really sad as well

#

take better care of your hair uji

halcyon siren
#

Why? Mines a men's cut and hers is a woman's cut

vocal pollen
#

fuji

halcyon siren
#

What the fuvk is that

tardy hare
#

Getting hair washed is quite chill

late wraith
#

Having a lady at the salon wash your hair is heaven

vocal pollen
#

real

stray sigil
#

pay 40$ u tell him fringe 4 on the sides

vocal pollen
#

its so nice

stray sigil
#

thsts it

halcyon siren
#

Real

vocal pollen
#

no man

stray sigil
#

so easy

vocal pollen
#

w/e

#

I hate men

late wraith
#

Same tbh

tardy hare
#

My salon guy is gay

#

He does good too

stray sigil
tardy hare
#

Lil teddy bear

stray sigil
#

i dont like salons

stray sigil
#

they wanna talk to u while cutting hair

#

like bitch

#

shut the fuck up

#

i dont wanna speak

tiny oar
late wraith
tardy hare
#

He gives me Netflix and movie advise

hidden sphinx
#

My barber shop has a dog in it and whenever I get there it tries to jump in my lap and they wont let him

stray sigil
#

cut my hair leave me alobe

halcyon siren
#

ESP W GIRLS

vocal pollen
#

I really dislike making small talk as well

#

its ok though

tiny oar
stray sigil
#

so i go barber they dont speak

vocal pollen
#

like they'rea really nice

tiny oar
#

u talk to me just fine when we queue tho

stray sigil
#

cuz i have to micromanage sll u pigs

#

#goatshit

#

real?

vocal pollen
stray sigil
#

real?

vocal pollen
#

#goatshit

stray sigil
hidden sphinx
#

I dont like conversation but its because I do like my head shaved by someone else and when the beard gets lined up. Gets me all sleepy

halcyon siren
vocal pollen
#

I think im actively trying to change being afraid of conversation though tbh

#

maybe thats why I dont care

hidden sphinx
#

And den sometimes hear shave by pretty girl and then stumble words and cant go back

tiny oar
stray sigil
#

u run it down

#

not me

tiny oar
late wraith
#

Fuji hates being in comms with me

tiny oar
#

isn't running it down good

late wraith
#

Cause I repeat everything like 6 times

stray sigil
tiny oar
stray sigil
#

IT MEANS UR FEEDING

tiny oar
hidden sphinx
halcyon siren
#

Girl it's a bit I don't have any issue talking to girls and I am well loved by virtually anybody I talk to despite a track record of horrendous first impressions

tiny oar
#

RIPOING ANKLES OFF GATES OPEN

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

I dont care for the motivational talks sorry, I've heard enough of those

stray sigil
#

AT 100%

vocal pollen
#

but yeah you are correct

stray sigil
#

U PIG

late wraith
vocal pollen
#

its entirely irrational on my part

hidden sphinx
#

I was just pretending to hate talking to strong willed women so they'd bully me nyeh nyeh nyeh

late wraith
vocal pollen
#

interesting

stray sigil
#

stop bein scarwd PIG

tardy hare
#

Women are scary until you get your own girlfriend

#

Then they suddenly arent

tiny oar
vocal pollen
#

well I dont do that but I end up kinda in that situation anyway I guess although its been annoying me more and more recently

stray sigil
#

GRB UR DICK AND PUSH THRU

#

WE CSNT DIE

stray sigil
#

@grand mesa am i normal in taxes calls

late wraith
halcyon siren
#

Does fuji have Quebec accent

late wraith
#

Yes

stray sigil
#

I DONT HAVE ONE OF THOSE

tiny oar
tardy hare
#

Lmao

stray sigil
#

well u did lie

#

so

halcyon siren
vocal pollen
#

I dont think fuji has a crazy accent.....

stray sigil
#

have u heard me b4 piggy

halcyon siren
#

It some tabernak type shit or what

vocal pollen
#

yes I have man

late wraith
vocal pollen
#

we've been in the same channels

stray sigil
#

wait frfr

vocal pollen
#

yes?

stray sigil
#

when pig

vocal pollen
#

it was me andre you and puzzle doing something

halcyon siren
vocal pollen
#

I dont remember what

#

maybe u guys were just pvping and I was there

stray sigil
#

did u say anything

vocal pollen
#

idk lmfao

#

probably

late wraith
stray sigil
#

fuk u

#

granny

late wraith
#

Hey now

halcyon siren
#

Lmao

stray sigil
#

im so close to hagging u rn

late wraith
#

I laughed at the question

stray sigil
#

careful

vocal pollen
#

I fucked up my vod recording settings so on my vorasius kill you can just hear me talking but no one responds because its not picking up discord

tiny oar
halcyon siren
#

Hagging you...

stray sigil
#

beavs understands

hidden sphinx
late wraith
#

Everyone understands he’s going to call me a hag

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

the important stuff is not my voice trust me ICANT

tardy hare
vocal pollen
#

I really dislike listening to my voice

#

not good

stray sigil
#

same

late wraith
halcyon siren
#

Why

tardy hare
#

Own voice always sounds bad

tiny oar
#

im in my hagmaxxing arc so he can call me it if he wants

vocal pollen
#

it just sounds weird to me

stray sigil
#

my accent is disgusring

#

its real

late wraith
#

I’m trying to sound serious and I sound like a chipmunk

vocal pollen
#

yes I agree

halcyon siren
#

I like the sound of my voice honestly.

stray sigil
#

wtf

#

he said i agree

#

wtf

#

bro???

vocal pollen
#

what

tardy hare
#

Narcissist

velvet quest
#

its not disgusting its nice, its like french accent from temu

tiny oar
#

I think everyones voice here is beautiful

vocal pollen
#

I cant agree with you now or what

stray sigil
#

stop lurking

#

idiot fuxk

hidden sphinx
#

My arena healer has a vod of me playing bicmex and some other dumb dumb back in bfa and me pogging out because I got him and his rogue our of stealth and then my healer and I died in like 2 seconds to that dumb ass aoe trinket. But the audio is just me going I GOT THEM YES YES. Silence WHAT THE FUCK

vocal pollen
#

I have a lot of people comment on my accent as well tbh often with super outlandish guesses like french

stray sigil
tiny oar
vocal pollen
#

if we ever do keys you can hear my voice

#

deal

late wraith
halcyon siren
vocal pollen
#

I'm surprised you've heard my voice but no thats not correct either

hidden sphinx
vocal pollen
#

nowhere in europe is correct I am not european

halcyon siren
#

I know it's not correct.

stray sigil
halcyon siren
#

You're pakistani

stray sigil
#

i hate it

#

its gg

vocal pollen
#

yes

tiny oar
late wraith
vocal pollen
#

please dont post evidence of moonkin gameplay

vocal pollen
#

fuji please stop mentioning the r1 push

stray sigil
#

nop

velvet quest
tiny oar
tardy hare
#

Hahaha Fuji R1 push

stray sigil
tardy hare
#

Legendary history

vocal pollen
#

did fuji get rank 1

late wraith
#

Yes

stray sigil
#

if we were on league

halcyon siren
tardy hare
#

He is the best r1

stray sigil
#

phased

#

i would type 3 letters

vocal pollen
#

jesus christ why did you type it like that

#

but yes I understand

stray sigil
#

u dim by oug

#

saying stop tslking about

stray sigil
#

AND RHEN ANTAGONIZE

#

ITS JOCER

vocal pollen
#

I didnt antagonize u man

#

I didnt know it was a sensitive topic....

stray sigil
#

its not i kid

#

idc

hidden sphinx
vocal pollen
#

if u want u can just say phasedruid kyveza any time I piss u off because I completely ran it down on that boss

#

thats my guilds bit

stray sigil
#

ur famed slayer of ur anus though

vocal pollen
#

I still run it down often

hidden sphinx
#

In fact I think that's the most obnoxious thing abojt MW (besides the obvious) but just that life cocoon is up so damn much

vocal pollen
#

im not the best player

halcyon siren
late wraith
tiny oar
late wraith
#

My cabal dies brave

hidden sphinx
#

Well thats me now. Do not worry.

stray sigil
#

why the fuck does beavs have a cabal

#

what did she do

hidden sphinx
#

They asked nicely

tiny oar
#

YEA CAN WE TALK ABT THIS

late wraith
#

I have aura

vocal pollen
#

be nice

#

we've been over this

tiny oar
#

WHATS THE LORE