pvp

[tiny oar]

goodbye

[halcyon siren]

been a minute

[grand mesa]

lmao

[random patrol]

mmmmmm

[vocal pollen]

hmm

me rn (chopped cooked served)

[random patrol]

could be worse could be all the exotic stuff I used to post

[vocal pollen]

WAIT

ARE YOU THE GUY THAT POSTED WEIRD EXOTIC MEATS??

[halcyon siren]

prob

[vocal pollen]

I've heard about you.

[random patrol]

most exotic thing I got right now is rattlesnake frozen

prob like 2 years old somewhere in freezer Idk

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[random patrol]

got the rabbit for easter

[vocal pollen]

insane stuff

[random patrol]

cause irony

[vocal pollen]

you are notorious my friend

[random patrol]

I am the druid

the wierd one

[halcyon siren]

i need a second druid

[random patrol]

I might level a 5th

12 year old cat has joint issues now

great

20 year old somehow is doing better

she's a lit fucking vampire

sucks the life essence from the other cats

[vocal pollen]

@grand mesa I looked back on sils vod and he had 500 viewers, every single one of them complaining about him not showing dps

because he only had hps meters on

[grand mesa]

Good fuck em

[random patrol]

aparrently mplus is super easy this season at least up to 10

[vocal pollen]

[random patrol]

so that's a thing

[vocal pollen]

all of echo was tuned in bro

thats so scary

[grand mesa]

I watch dps streamers and they show dps 2-3 times

[vocal pollen]

ya they're complete piss

[random patrol]

watch them get overbuffed

cause blizz

[vocal pollen]

my group was trolling me on purpose rescuing me into my death 5+ times a key and we were 2 chesting most of our keys

[grand mesa]

We should not have been timing 10s and 2 cheating with the gear we have but whatever I’ll take the easy vault keys

[random patrol]

course a small buff would be prob still fine but still this is blizz

[vocal pollen]

yeah I dont think 3 chesting 10s and 11s week 1 day 1 is a good thing but im also not really a key pusher (yet)

[grand mesa]

Do not expect blozz to buff keys

tbh

[late wraith]

It’ll just be a higher ceiling that’s all

[random patrol]

pretty much yeah

+31 or something for rank 1

[late wraith]

and people can feel good about timing 20s or whatever like who cares

normal people

[grand mesa]

They probably err on the side of easier tbh. They still remember TWW s1

[late wraith]

Normal pve kind of enjoyers

[halcyon siren]

God man

[vocal pollen]

I dont mind easy weeklies

[random patrol]

makes 3k mount even easier works for me

[vocal pollen]

I enjoy healing hard content also so im just kinda indifferent I guess

[random patrol]

I need my white rot bird

[halcyon siren]

The me from the past was NOT thinking about the me of right now. It's laying down and phone time

But I have only 33 percent

[late wraith]

yeah we did a 10 after raid when all of us olds was sleepy and I had gamer arm

[halcyon siren]

Why man

[late wraith]

How is bear still giving me gamer arm they took away if spam

[tiny oar]

gamer arm is the worst hope ur feeling okay..

[random patrol]

I got severe back pain right now but still going through

[vocal pollen]

I have gamer arm all the time and im not even old

[random patrol]

woooooooooooooooooh

[late wraith]

And half the time I’m sitting there autoing yelling at whoever is about to point a fear at the whole group

[tiny oar]

I do hand stretches after every dungeon / arena match

[vocal pollen]

I had awful back pain earlier bnecause I was sitting down for so long

I need to get up and stretch between pulls

[late wraith]

Do a beeeeeeg stretch

[halcyon siren]

Yes we +3d all the way to 11 I think

[random patrol]

I have perma dam from good old 2019

[vocal pollen]

just put me in one of those medieval torture devices

[random patrol]

never fully healed

[vocal pollen]

stretched until I snap

[halcyon siren]

And I think we even did a 12

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/stretch-kitten-cute-adorable-gif-14332420

[vocal pollen]

me rn

[random patrol]

so I just get high as fuck and blast

[late wraith]

I want to be Mr incredibled so bad it’s insane

[vocal pollen]

I cant play while high

I just int

[vocal pollen]

real...

[random patrol]

I play better

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-stretch-mr-incredible-strech-the-incredibles-gif-2748503138092292479

[random patrol]

I dont rem what I did but I play better

[late wraith]

Someone do this to me plz

[vocal pollen]

need that bad

[random patrol]

kind of fucked really

some people need to try harder I do better less I think

I rem that one shuffle I didnt use bear form at all

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[random patrol]

made healer hate me but you know what I went 5-1 so who cares

[vocal pollen]

healer hating you is a good thing

those worms deserve nothing

[random patrol]

healers exist to go 3-3 and they will like it

rem as a dps it's bad if a healer goe 6-0

[vocal pollen]

would u like me if I was a healer 🥺

[tiny oar]

I went 6 0 my first shuffle

[random patrol]

meanwhile about to start work which consists of editing what is mostly well 80 percent ai written articles

[tiny oar]

CRUSHED another rdruid rat

[random patrol]

lit prob 90 percent sometimes

[vocal pollen]

AI is the future old man

[grand mesa]

U don’t got shamans to pre tremor?

[vocal pollen]

get with the times

[random patrol]

well yeah

[halcyon siren]

What if we kissed in bg blitz...

[vocal pollen]

I will work on AI to actively make the world a worse place

[late wraith]

Girl

[vocal pollen]

oh well idk about that.....

[late wraith]

First off we have 1 shaman

[grand mesa]

I saved a few pulls that way

[late wraith]

She is new and just played with us today

[random patrol]

Im just a semi retired editor I just get articles and work on them

[late wraith]

Second just point the fuckin thing

[vocal pollen]

none of my shamans have ever put a tremor down on that boss

[late wraith]

Not at the raid

[vocal pollen]

ever

[stray sigil]

beavs are u still sulking piggy

[late wraith]

Yes

[vocal pollen]

wait what happened

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

was raid bad @late wraith

[grand mesa]

They don’t pv

[late wraith]

He stole my tier

[vocal pollen]

oh

[grand mesa]

fuji got 4pc

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

He’s a ww

[grand mesa]

Beavs has 0pc

[vocal pollen]

isnt ww 4p complete ass

[late wraith]

And I had zero piece

[vocal pollen]

it does nothing

[late wraith]

And he took it

[random patrol]

I got 2 piece but only pvp

[late wraith]

yes

It does nothing

It does everything for guardian

[vocal pollen]

I would legit cook fuji over an open flame

[stray sigil]

5s off my wdp

[vocal pollen]

roasted nice and crispy

[random patrol]

man I wish I hadn't bought that one piece last week

[stray sigil]

[random patrol]

big oof

[late wraith]

And I’m STILL gapping dps get owned dumb bitches you can’t nerf this

[stray sigil]

she stole my trinket

[random patrol]

I blame mws of course

[stray sigil]

its deserved

[late wraith]

A veteran track trinket

[stray sigil]

real

[late wraith]

Is not the same

As tier

[stray sigil]

STOLE IT

[late wraith]

you clown

[stray sigil]

STOLERED

[vocal pollen]

I also blame mistweavers

[late wraith]

I hate how dumb he is

[grand mesa]

If u don’t have 5pc hero track r u trying

[vocal pollen]

I am on beavs side on this one

[late wraith]

Going non verbal

[stray sigil]

im biggest dps in raid

buff

ME

[late wraith]

Oh yeah?

[stray sigil]

MEEEEE

MEEEEEEEE

[late wraith]

Bet?

[random patrol]

I had a mw chase me across the map until I pulled him to a ledge then typhooned him into oblivion

[late wraith]

@velvet quest logs

Now

[stray sigil]

i got no pi tonight u cant link shit

[grand mesa]

He keeps saying things when logs exist

[random patrol]

sadly you can't stick a flag into that but still

[stray sigil]

i literally got no pis

and that ww got all his logs invalidated

its real

ITS REAL

[late wraith]

The fact that you talk like this

[stray sigil]

HE WAS USING FLASK AND POTIONS

IM RAW DOGGING

[grand mesa]

That’s normal piggy

[late wraith]

When we have a logs savant is fuckin insane

[stray sigil]

im not rich enough to afford that shit

i eat dans foid

and thats it

[random patrol]

just rem average dpsers increase dam by using one button rotation

[grand mesa]

Tbh most guilds provide

[tiny oar]

FOID

[vocal pollen]

show me the logs

[stray sigil]

WELL THEY DONT PROVIDE THE BEST

[vocal pollen]

I will be the judge of that

[stray sigil]

WITH NUFFIN

[late wraith]

We’re an aotc guild be real

[stray sigil]

MAYO LINKING THE PAD WW LOGS

[grand mesa]

idk what aotc guilds do

[late wraith]

Bring ur own shit you clown

[grand mesa]

Yeah

[stray sigil]

I SEE IT COMING

I SEE IT COMING SO BAD

GIVE IT TO ME LETS GO

THE LITTLE SCK SPAMMER

[vocal pollen]

I do think in a chill guild you just bring your own stuff or dont consume up at all

[velvet quest]

fuji trying his hardest to beat his rival urbanmech, so close yet so far

[vocal pollen]

thats fine

who is pugchimp and why is he dominating you

[late wraith]

I bring food to prog and our Gm brings potion and flask cauldrons

[random patrol]

to be fair even my guild is tech aotc and their casual druid pile

[late wraith]

But normal is not prog

[vocal pollen]

I vaguely remember pugchimp

I did a key with that char I think?

[velvet quest]

3rd place ww in raid needs pi and 4 set, real? REAL?? can i get a real?

[late wraith]

LOL

[stray sigil]

both these huys spam aoe

[late wraith]

ITS MAYO

[vocal pollen]

oh wtf

[stray sigil]

every fight

[vocal pollen]

dude

[stray sigil]

they are padders

[vocal pollen]

I definitely know pugchimp then

[random patrol]

I should do mplus with them tomorrow but Im like not even on when they start

[stray sigil]

0 pi

beavs confused them

[late wraith]

It’s mayo he’s the other dps in my arena team

[stray sigil]

thats on her

[grand mesa]

Tbh Fuji I think you’re doing great

[stray sigil]

she said pi fuji

[late wraith]

I said pi Fuji lol

[stray sigil]

they double pid the other guy

[grand mesa]

I expected u to be floor pov and grey parse

[vocal pollen]

if I come dps for you will I get pi

[velvet quest]

fuji he beat u on boss dmg too

[stray sigil]

they night be the biggest pigs

[late wraith]

Shirls is so ethical

[random patrol]

hogging it

[stray sigil]

PI

PI

[late wraith]

Show Shirls heal logs

[stray sigil]

PI

PI

PI

PI

PI

PI

PI

[late wraith]

we made him be a ret

[stray sigil]

PIPI

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[stray sigil]

PIPIPIPIOU

PIPIPIPIOU

[velvet quest]

look at him gigagap u tremendously first 90 seconds and then he fell off the ledge and died

[stray sigil]

DOUBLE PI OPENERS

AND POTUONS

HES A PIG

[random patrol]

I for one can't wait for the "should I use 4 piece in pvp questions in 5 weeks or whenever it's availble"

Idk prob just use it

[stray sigil]

DONT GIVE ME PO DW

[late wraith]

Omg I forgot when I fell off the ledge

[stray sigil]

GIVE IT TO AOE SPAMM PIG

[grand mesa]

and then he fell off the ledge and died

[late wraith]

Directly after saying that I was going to be fine because I fuckin was on the wrong side of the wall

[stray sigil]

HE STARTS 150k ENDS 60k

LEGENDARY

[late wraith]

I just stepped off the ledge

[vocal pollen]

[late wraith]

Claaaaaassic

[vocal pollen]

this is incredibly damning stuff

[tiny oar]

pi is a crutch buddy you should beat them easy if you're a master ww like you claim

[late wraith]

I love to be a tank

[stray sigil]

PI IS 7-8% MORE DMG FOR WW

U PIG FUCK LAKE

HES COMPARING ME TO A FULL PI

[late wraith]

Expand does not get pi

[stray sigil]

I GOT NONE

U PIG

[tiny oar]

just be 8% better than them ..?

[late wraith]

He gets zero pi

[stray sigil]

PIIIIIG

[late wraith]

And has not gotten any

[stray sigil]

PIIIIIIIG

[vocal pollen]

how come pi is such a debate

[velvet quest]

u barely beat him this fight with +1 pi and +3 ilvl

[late wraith]

it’s not

[random patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=398kqE_54bQ

[late wraith]

One of the priests pi’s me cause he’s a legend

[stray sigil]

DONT U

[vocal pollen]

based

[stray sigil]

DO IT PIG

U BOTH

STAY ON BOSS

I SEE U

LOL

[vocal pollen]

I love pi on bear

[stray sigil]

I DO ORBS

U STAY BOSS

[vocal pollen]

puzzlebox + incarn + pi and I go crazy

[late wraith]

Pi bear HUUUUGE RAVAGE

[stray sigil]

I LOSE DMG MOVING

U STAY BOSS

[tiny oar]

u deserve it live ur best bear life beavs

[velvet quest]

by this point in the raid the priests must have figured out who was a worthy use of their PIs

[late wraith]

I RAVAGE SO MANY

[vocal pollen]

bear is so much fun this season

[late wraith]

It is fun

[vocal pollen]

I usually play a ton of dps but these days im exclusively tanking or healing

[stray sigil]

INVALIDATED LOG

[random patrol]

Lake is on bear she is secretly qing blitz with it right now

[stray sigil]

ICE ONE

[late wraith]

Store my rage don’t send ANY ON IRONFUR

[stray sigil]

IM GETTING TROLLED

WEEK TWO

[vocal pollen]

yes exactly

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

IN THE GUILD

[tiny oar]

im at work but nice try voodoo..

[vocal pollen]

pool rage, 60 rage ravages only

0 rage spent on if

like how god intended

[stray sigil]

GIVE ME PI

MEEE

[late wraith]

I don’t need to if I’m a casual pver I need to parse

[stray sigil]

P

[random patrol]

@tiny oar you could be playing wow while at work

[stray sigil]

I

P

I

[random patrol]

I know a guy that does that

[late wraith]

60 rage for ravage 80 rage for raze miss me with if

I don’t have the rage for that

[vocal pollen]

too real

holy

[grand mesa]

Fuji is losing it lmao

[stray sigil]

STOP TALKING GUARDIAN PIG

[velvet quest]

he also beat u in p2+p3 dmg on last boss of raid and u got equal PIs

[vocal pollen]

guardian is fun

[velvet quest]

idk i feel like urbanmech still mogs u

real?

[vocal pollen]

why do we hate guardian

[tiny oar]

doesnt work for me I just draw or watch video essays

[late wraith]

He’s crashing out

[stray sigil]

HE OADS ON ADD

U PIG

[late wraith]

And doesn’t like that I’m ignoring it

[stray sigil]

HES SPAMMING SCK

ITS TOP 5

HOW

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

U DONT EVEN PRESS THST SHIT IN AOE

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

ITS SO BSD BUT HE DOES

[random patrol]

[velvet quest]

urbanmech most ethical monk in raid

sort by spinning crane kick dmg

[clear pulsar]

Damn lmaoooo

[stray sigil]

NOW SHOW

[velvet quest]

rebuttal?

[stray sigil]

DRAGONS

SHOW

DRAGONS

SHOW

DRAGONS

[late wraith]

Urbanmech is a monk lifer

And he raid logs and owns everyone

[grand mesa]

Man logs are not being kind to Fuji

[late wraith]

Does not log in for anything but raid

Has probably piss gear

[vocal pollen]

thats me

[stray sigil]

LOOK MY AVERAGE HIT

HES BREAKING

HIT COMBO

HES NOOB

NOT MY FAULT

THATS WHY HES LOWER

[late wraith]

This man posted a picture during the pull of his cat on his lap

He went into petstagram

[tiny oar]

sounds like a whole lot of cope buddy idk

[late wraith]

And was like “check this out”

During the pull

[velvet quest]

hes noob ur pro thats why u never break hit combo

[stray sigil]

WAS ON ADD OULL BEFORE 1ST BISS U PIG

[grand mesa]

LOL

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[tiny oar]

MAYO GOT THE RECEIPTS

[late wraith]

Fuji I told you to not pick fights with him

[stray sigil]

HOW DO I EVEN READ THAT

[vocal pollen]

its hit combo uptime

[late wraith]

He will get into those logs and rub your nose in it

[vocal pollen]

you lost hit combo

[grand mesa]

I think Fuji is starting to realize how extensive logs are

[stray sigil]

THATS ON ALLERIA

[vocal pollen]

from 2-2:30 you had 0 hit combo uptime

[stray sigil]

U DUMB FUCK PIG

U LOSE IT

[late wraith]

Once I said I taunted when I didn’t and he found where I not only never taunted but fucked some other shit up in like under a minute

[stray sigil]

ON THE ARROW PART

U DUMB PIG

[vocal pollen]

the intermission yeah makes sense

[late wraith]

You do not fuck with mayo on pve logs sorry champ

[velvet quest]

why do u lose it that many times tho

[stray sigil]

U LOSE IT ON ARROWSU PIG FUCK

[tiny oar]

[velvet quest]

how, just try not losing it? piggy?

[stray sigil]

I ORESSED FSK BY ACCIDENT MID OULL ON ALLERIA

AND FORGOR WHAT I ORESSED

I REMEMBER

[vocal pollen]

nice so you inted

[stray sigil]

YES

[late wraith]

Holyyyy urban would never

[stray sigil]

HE WOULD JUST SCK

ITS TRUE

[velvet quest]

urbanmech wouldnt press fsk on accident

[stray sigil]

HE WOULD WEAV IN A SCK

[tiny oar]

I love it here I love our dysfunctional little family

[late wraith]

I do too

[velvet quest]

check tictactoe boss oh wait ur padding more sck than him there too

crazyyy

gaslamping, real?

[late wraith]

I love that i raid with both of them it’s like a little tv show for me while I’m doing my tank chores and I only have to endure a terrible curse

[stray sigil]

MFER I HAVE SAME CASTS

[tiny oar]

[stray sigil]

BUT HE DOES NO DMG

NOT HIT COMBO

WOW THE OTHER WW

ALSO AOE PADDR OIG

WTF

[late wraith]

He’s busy? He has a cat on his lap and he’s showing us?

[velvet quest]

its not hit combo the casts number is fake wcl isnt displaying them properly

[late wraith]

Like he showed us the cat during this you just sweaded and scrempt

[vocal pollen]

gapped by raid logger with cat debuff

not good

[velvet quest]

he casted 5 times u casted 9 and u didnt do 80% more sck dmg, not only are u less ethical but ur less efficient with ur casts

[stray sigil]

THEN ITS HITCONVO

[grand mesa]

fuji is actually getting mogged by aotc casual cat dads

[stray sigil]

HOW I DO 80% MORE DMG

IF HE HAS HIT COMBO

[late wraith]

man pulling guild logs on normal reclear in dgpvp gassing up my dad guild wws is actually insane

[grand mesa]

I bet those monks aren’t even in peak and following anything they just log in and press buttons but better

[velvet quest]

u casted 9 times he casted 5, whats 9/5 u pig

[stray sigil]

SOMETHING NOT ADDING UP

[velvet quest]

u had +80% more casts

[late wraith]

these boys don’t give a shit about logs

He likes curling and his cats

[vocal pollen]

based

[tiny oar]

guess fuji is not ww king like I thought...

[velvet quest]

exactly puzzle i swear they learned ww back 15 years ago when they cared about the game and theyve been using the same rotation since then. still mogging fuji and aura farming him on cd

[stray sigil]

ol but no troll

how is the ither dude

so high on sck

[velvet quest]

hes a pet battler main

thats ur competition

[stray sigil]

what does that mean

i gap evryone

[late wraith]

Yeah that mans collects pets full time

[stray sigil]

with no oi

its real

no pi

[velvet quest]

he cares more about pet battles and collecting them than anything else in the game

[stray sigil]

beavs fucked me

[late wraith]

He logs on to do undermine chores and raid

[stray sigil]

she said pi me

they stopped pi me

[late wraith]

So he can get pets

[vocal pollen]

I really want to fix my moonkin UI and gear so I can come dps for shambler milk

[stray sigil]

its all thats fucking geannies fault

[vocal pollen]

I dont want to heal

[late wraith]

you are competing with people who care so little that their aura is impenetrable

[late wraith]

Come be a boomy I’ll make sure u get a special pi

[vocal pollen]

I just need to fix my UI

[stray sigil]

ur just mad u got gapplebeesd by healer main with YELLOW PARSES

REAL

[vocal pollen]

cdm fucked me

[stray sigil]

REAL

RAL

[vocal pollen]

healer main..?

[grand mesa]

Phased needs pi for convoke

[late wraith]

Who me?

[grand mesa]

better use than Fuji

[vocal pollen]

pi is fun

[astral rune]

how has the 9% dmg increase felt for farole?

[stray sigil]

beavs is MAD we have r1 HEALER

GOAT

[late wraith]

I let him pad on my add for that

I was like yeah girl get it

Straight 99 damage parses

[stray sigil]

WRONG I WILL OULL RECEIPTS PIG

PIIIIIG

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

PIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG

[tiny oar]

[vocal pollen]

I was healing vorasius with a bear and prot warrior tonight, his aoe damage scales with tank hit and any time the bear had the boss our hp dropped to 40% when prot warrior had it hp was at 70%

[late wraith]

Cause if is a waste

That’s based

[vocal pollen]

real...

damage only

[late wraith]

Damage only

[vocal pollen]

when I play bear it is a moral failing for me to press if

[stray sigil]

beavs did no dmg tonight

[late wraith]

Use your survival instincts or whatever maybe I dunno

[stray sigil]

its real

[late wraith]

huh?

[stray sigil]

nerfed now useless

[late wraith]

I still had okay parses

[stray sigil]

idk what a parse IS

[vocal pollen]

wdym man

whats hard to get

[stray sigil]

I LOOK AT DETAILS

[late wraith]

I died on the Godzilla boss lol

[stray sigil]

UR NOT ON MY SCREEN IS GG

[grand mesa]

Beavs was the one sulking and crashing out and Fuji needling her. It seems to have changed

[stray sigil]

nope she brought her kitten

to ragebait

its real

so real

soso real

[vocal pollen]

who is her kitten

[late wraith]

My parses did for sure drop though

[stray sigil]

mayo

mayo is her kitten

[vocal pollen]

hmm

[stray sigil]

he answered the call

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15613675

[late wraith]

It’s okay I’m nerfed with 0 pc

[tiny oar]

big fan of mayo hes the best sub rogue world

[late wraith]

So me having purple parse this week is fine

[stray sigil]

not fine u need yellow

or donezo

[grand mesa]

Are u guys doing heroic

[late wraith]

I need my set bud

Yes Thursday

[grand mesa]

nice

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

[stray sigil]

INVALIDATED

[vocal pollen]

no its not invalidated man

[stray sigil]

LAUGH AT HIM

0

[grand mesa]

[vocal pollen]

jesus christ

its like communicating with a chimpanzee

[grand mesa]

They’re not invalidated man

When shit is new it doesn’t update on all the ways to look at ranks correctly it takes a bit

[stray sigil]

0 IS 0

[late wraith]

He just doesn’t understand logs it’s fine

[grand mesa]

And they’re the only ones who killed 2nd boss on mythic

Well maybe more now who knows

[stray sigil]

GET ME IN THERE

[late wraith]

Phased

Are you world first?

[stray sigil]

U NEED A STRONG WW

[late wraith]

For boss 2?

[grand mesa]

he’s in nurfed yea

[late wraith]

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE

THATS HUGE

CONGRATS

[velvet quest]

i have 0 set and 4 set is like 15% for me im getting griefed so hard by these ww pigs need rolling on tier for their 0.5% increase

[stray sigil]

irs spelled nerfed @vocal pollen

[late wraith]

WHAT THE HELL

[stray sigil]

just so u know

[late wraith]

THATS AMAZING

[velvet quest]

like u dont need 0.5% dmg tier bonus just stop breaking hit combo, real?

[vocal pollen]

thanks man

TY BEAVS

[stray sigil]

np i got u

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

I’m so happy for you that’s insane

What a cool achievement

[vocal pollen]

yes super fun boss

[stray sigil]

well u see 5s cd less means less likely to break hit combo

therefore better on me

[late wraith]

we’re sitting here watching these clowns fight and you world first a boss and don’t even say shit about it insane

[grand mesa]

He did

[late wraith]

Oh I missed it I was sulking

I’m sorry I missed it

[vocal pollen]

its kinda weird if I mention it at every opportunnity

[late wraith]

I would be SCREAMING IT

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[velvet quest]

nobody congratulated us for realm 10th crown of the cosmos normal

[late wraith]

girl I hope you’re all in here when I get glad cause it’s going to be demented

I will not shut up

[stray sigil]

coulda been realm 1st if these pigs did arriws

[late wraith]

I will be crying and going on making a fuss

[stray sigil]

fuckin granpas

[stray sigil]

U ALWAYS CRY AND SULK

[vocal pollen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9mLqXmm_tU

[stray sigil]

NO DIFFERENCE

[vocal pollen]

my tank....

[late wraith]

Yes but I’d be good crying like omg I did it omggggg

[grand mesa]

Show the silken. Court clip

[stray sigil]

that ui

pvers need to be

in gamed

its real

[vocal pollen]

I dont know if I can even find it anymore let me see

[grand mesa]

What exactly did he call u again

Stupid mfer

[vocal pollen]

stupid ass

[grand mesa]

I can search the words

[vocal pollen]

STOP WRATHING AND MOVE YOU STUPID ASS

[stray sigil]

well stop it

did u?

listen to the shotcaller frfr

[grand mesa]

Found it

Can I post

[vocal pollen]

yeah sure

[grand mesa]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703989285828689953/1296970857205469254/2024-10-17_00-50-36_-_Phasedruid_-_The_Silken_Court_M_Wipe_-_Clipped_at_2024-10-18_05-59-44.mp4?ex=69c468bc&is=69c3173c&hm=d33a7fcda60e3bf7644eb85ec97772cad7957247f237ac27c4fa9a3160877862&

[vocal pollen]

lmfao

[grand mesa]

Lmao

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

U

[vocal pollen]

LMAO

yeah....

[stray sigil]

he said it like it happened too many times

[vocal pollen]

no lol that was the first time

silken court was a really rough boss for me though tbh

[stray sigil]

are u rdy

[late wraith]

Gotta cast wraths what the

[stray sigil]

ur gonna love it

how can it be ruff its playing vs a robot

[vocal pollen]

yeah....

[late wraith]

We should be allowed to beat Fuji with hammers

[stray sigil]

[vocal pollen]

silken court was like a 9 minute long dance with exact positions it was pretty hard

[velvet quest]

whats he gonna do to stop u, break hit combo and spinning crane kick spam? be real

[vocal pollen]

pretty sure if fuji played dps in my raid he would be below both tanks

[grand mesa]

Ok but sense is kinda a beast

[vocal pollen]

yes both my tanks are the best players in the raid

[grand mesa]

He beats most of your dps when it’s that type of fight and he’s got that window lol

[stray sigil]

so wrong

[grand mesa]

[stray sigil]

give me 2months ill be the best

its real

[vocal pollen]

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[late wraith]

Wadafuk I want those bear numbers

[tiny oar]

ur doing the lord's work tn thank you mayo

[stray sigil]

bear is op

[vocal pollen]

sol is wonderful

[stray sigil]

also what boss is imperstor

[vocal pollen]

she's the nicest person in my guild

[stray sigil]

is that tictacot

[velvet quest]

how many fights does fuji beat them both on i dont wanna go through the list

[stray sigil]

do i need too pad more

u got it

[vocal pollen]

any time I have a rough night sol messages me and tells me that I did ok and stuff

literally guild mom

[late wraith]

Lady bear

I cry

[vocal pollen]

yes

I love her

[tiny oar]

I was studying her and pumps logs in M EN

[late wraith]

just like me fr but better by all quantifiable metrics that’s so cool

[vocal pollen]

[tiny oar]

U ARE SO COOL BEAVS BE FR RN

[stray sigil]

PROBABLY LESS OLD TOO

[vocal pollen]

when I was new to the guild she asked me if I had any pets and my little autistic resto druid brain said yeah I have some treants down right now

and I didnt realise she meant like irl animals.....

that was so embarassing I wanted to die

but she thought it was funny

[late wraith]

The duality of dgpvp

[vocal pollen]

she is not less old I dont think

she's the guild mom

[late wraith]

lol omg I got my little denizens

[late wraith]

Don’t taunt me with this I’ll die

[vocal pollen]

she also offered to give me money for enchants....

LMAO

I dont think she is more old either

idk she just is

this is her cat

his name is bubba and he's blind, he's blind so he's really loud and u can hear him meowing behind her

[late wraith]

I think during this raid you could hear my dog Gordon in the background having a coughing fit

Cause he’s got kennel cough 🙁

[vocal pollen]

yes ou showed me gordon I think I love him too

thats sad though....

[late wraith]

He’s a good baby he’s not feeling well but I took him in today so he’s on meds

[vocal pollen]

we've actually wiped a few times because her cat jumps on her keyboard or smth

oh I see thats nice at least

I hope he's feeling better

[viscid remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1075922438073880739/SPOILER_251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[vocal pollen]

I love dogs but I dont think I could keep one

[tiny oar]

gm davider rise and grind

[vocal pollen]

very loud and very needy....

cats are so much more chill

[viscid remnant]

Ive been up like 2hrs smh

[vocal pollen]

go back to bed man

its fine

[tiny oar]

ok man WHERE U BEEN

[late wraith]

I got my dog kind of by accident I dunno

[viscid remnant]

Hard hard labor

[late wraith]

He was a trash dog and now he’s my dog but he’s quiet

[viscid remnant]

Even 3 hours

Now iam on break

[grand mesa]

I have to go to bed soon need to wake up early to do more keys

[viscid remnant]

Eating beet and avocado sandwich

[vocal pollen]

thats ideal, if I ever get any animals I would want them to be rescues

[tiny oar]

yippie

[stray sigil]

no wsy were eating beet bro

[late wraith]

How high did you get today

[grand mesa]

Wdym like key level?

[viscid remnant]

What is the red called

[vocal pollen]

I really enjoy the non conventionally cute animals tbh, snakes, frogs etc

[viscid remnant]

Not beet

I forget

[late wraith]

Yes key level

[stray sigil]

narijuana lvl

[grand mesa]

just spamming 10s

[vocal pollen]

most people are just spamming 10s rn

not worth pushing

I got all my 10s done and then its just farming time

[late wraith]

We only did pit I was too tired after raid

[stray sigil]

is portals 10 or 20

[vocal pollen]

10s are also incredibly easy rn

portal is 10

[grand mesa]

10

[late wraith]

Pit also stinks like poop from a butt

[stray sigil]

i shall ascend tomorrow

[vocal pollen]

my group was intentionally killing me at every opportunity and messing around the entire time and I think we still 2 chested most of our keys

[stray sigil]

ww is hot commodity in m+

[vocal pollen]

yeah I really dislike pit

[late wraith]

Everything from the little shit poison boss onwards is hell

[stray sigil]

ill get s lot of invites

[grand mesa]

better learn brew buddy

[late wraith]

Like the pulls are awful and feels like you don’t have much choice? I dunno

[vocal pollen]

when they brought back a wrath dungeon I thought they would rework it or smth but its literally just wrath pit with some extra mechanics

just tank damage and big beefy target dummies

[grand mesa]

Ele is fun

I crank

[stray sigil]

wrong brew is just a worse ww

its known

[vocal pollen]

brew is good

I think the tank in my potential m+ push group is bre

brew even

[stray sigil]

i am NOT doing routes

and i am NOT

DOWNLOADING A PIGGY ROUTE ADDON

[vocal pollen]

just press w man

I have tanked 100s of keys and I dont have a route addon installed

[late wraith]

Do some with me I won’t meld

[stray sigil]

fuk u

[late wraith]

Wat

[stray sigil]

ur banned from keys

[late wraith]

I said I won’t

[vocal pollen]

can we do keys @late wraith @stray sigil

[grand mesa]

It’s about that time

[late wraith]

Oh I’m banned from keys? Are you sure?

[grand mesa]

https://www.twitch.tv/puzzlebox/clip/DarlingLivelyGiraffeMcaT-sS8pgHxFcR7IsoJY

[stray sigil]

UR BANNED

[viscid remnant]

There is addon for route ?

[late wraith]

Puzzle I say “my cooldowns” at him during raid

[viscid remnant]

I thought they deleted all addon

[late wraith]

Like as part of my raid lead comms

[vocal pollen]

LMAO

that is incredible

they didnt delete all addons

[stray sigil]

she done that

like 4 times to me

banned

[tiny oar]

incredible good work beavs

[grand mesa]

Phased

https://www.twitch.tv/puzzlebox/clip/FurryUnsightlyMonkeyVoteYea-cNAReoJbvbLEuf2G

[grand mesa]

She did it to Fuji

[vocal pollen]

this is how my raids go

[grand mesa]

Twice in one key

[vocal pollen]

thats so good man

[stray sigil]

if i press xuen

my life big trouble

gg

[vocal pollen]

ok I promise I wont let you die even if she melds

[stray sigil]

i have no xuen now

[vocal pollen]

you wont die

[stray sigil]

jokes on u old lady

[vocal pollen]

if im healing you are immortal

[stray sigil]

so ur saying healer problem

[vocal pollen]

no not really

[stray sigil]

so puzzle was problem

@grand mesa

[grand mesa]

Bitch u can’t even save urself from a rescue

[vocal pollen]

you come to the craziest conclusion

LMAO

[tiny oar]

[stray sigil]

puzzler came to the same conclusion

[grand mesa]

[late wraith]

A second meld has hit the cooldowns

[grand mesa]

no omnicd

Maybe Fuji safe

[stray sigil]

no man

i glow green now

its obvious

[vocal pollen]

im ngl when I played venthyr moonkin with really impactufl long cds, if I died during cds esp on a large lust pull im just outta the dungeon

[stray sigil]

its over

[vocal pollen]

not bothering with that

[grand mesa]

I remember

[tiny oar]

omnicd is for pigs

[grand mesa]

When u pulled aggro and died

First drage

[stray sigil]

ur a pig

[grand mesa]

ur like im done man

[tiny oar]

NO IM NOT

[vocal pollen]

me??

[grand mesa]

Like 30s into key

[stray sigil]

u play rdru hunter 2s

UR PIG

[grand mesa]

Yeah when u played deva

[vocal pollen]

oh

yes

[grand mesa]

And u just died on your CDs

[tiny oar]

I PUG 2S WITH EHOEVER SIGNS UP TO MY GROUP PAL

[vocal pollen]

its just so tilting man

I remember doing cinderbrew

[stray sigil]

convenient

[tiny oar]

I AM SPEC AGNOSTIC

[vocal pollen]

first pull with lust, im locked and loaded ready to one shot the pull

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

s1 was very bad for aggro

[vocal pollen]

and im just dead to aggro even though I wait 10 seconds

[grand mesa]

or s2

I forget which

S2

[late wraith]

It was horrendous

[vocal pollen]

legit nothing tilts me mor

more

[stray sigil]

U FCUKED UR OWN AGGEO

U OIG

UNBIND MELD NOW

[late wraith]

Whatever season had those dungeons I would lose threat on one mob constantly

No I need it

[stray sigil]

FOR WHAT

[late wraith]

Meld skip

[stray sigil]

JUST PROWL

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

ARE U PIG

[vocal pollen]

[late wraith]

Wait do you not know what a meld skip is?

[grand mesa]

That’s not how meld skips work

fuji

[late wraith]

Why do we let him talk to us the way he does

Honestly

[stray sigil]

LET SOMEONE ELSE HANDLE NELD

U CSNT BE TRUSTED

[vocal pollen]

would you trust me with a meld skip

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

the tank usually does it for a lot of them

[stray sigil]

beavs is banned

[late wraith]

I refused to do it on that fish boss in tww

[stray sigil]

B A N N E D

[late wraith]

That’s a dh mechanic

[vocal pollen]

I dont really do tech like that in pugs at all tbh

never turns out well

or even friend grups

one misstep and its just gg

[stray sigil]

just kill bubbles

[late wraith]

I don’t pug

[stray sigil]

u PIGS

[grand mesa]

even upper middle keys I didn’t bother

[stray sigil]

KILL BUBBLES

[late wraith]

I don’t have the mental for that

[velvet quest]

i liked doing meld skips on my dh i was trying to be the next avade

[vocal pollen]

you know what my favorite tech was

[grand mesa]

We just killed bubbles

[vocal pollen]

portals in tazavesh streets

that was some real tech

AND NO ONE TRUSTED ME

[velvet quest]

@late wraith remember my insane parkour route in that bfa dungeon

[late wraith]

yes

[velvet quest]

and then someone messed it up

[grand mesa]

I watched u do that whole thing

[late wraith]

It was good

[vocal pollen]

dude it was good I swear

[grand mesa]

And I still don’t see the point of it

[stray sigil]

mayo is the biggest fangirl

[vocal pollen]

LMAO

[stray sigil]

of all time

real

[late wraith]

Of avade?

Yes he is

[velvet quest]

its cool to fangirl for avade tho

[late wraith]

He loves avade

[grand mesa]

And no one had any clue why u were running back to the first boss room

[vocal pollen]

ok well

yeah that is true....

[late wraith]

And jpc

[vocal pollen]

wasnt the smartest idea to do that in a pug

[velvet quest]

james u mean?

[grand mesa]

I’m sure it’s really good

[stray sigil]

it cant be cool to fangirl a pver piglet

[grand mesa]

I just didn’t get a chance to see why

[vocal pollen]

everyone in my guild loves avade

[velvet quest]

im a fan of axtin too mostly cause of his mount collection

[late wraith]

Do you think there’s as many pedos in pve as in PvP?

[vocal pollen]

tettles especially

tettles is like number 1 avade fanboy

[stray sigil]

bitch pld

pls

theres more pdfs in pve

be FOR REAL

[grand mesa]

I peaked into axtins stream he’s doing 14s rn

[vocal pollen]

my favorite minigame when I see a pvper on twitter is to click on their profile and see if they follow/retweet pro trump weird right wing content

[grand mesa]

gamer

[vocal pollen]

it happens to be true like 7/10 times

[stray sigil]

marv is only ethical pver

[late wraith]

Axtin is Mr world of Warcraft now

[stray sigil]

i only follow hot egirls that cosplays

im safe

[vocal pollen]

I only follow my friends on twitter

[late wraith]

It’s depressing as shit

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[grand mesa]

Oh it’s not a bug

[stray sigil]

glyph followd me on twitter snd he would dm me the softcore shit i would like

[grand mesa]

It’s actually just intended

[vocal pollen]

nice man

[grand mesa]

@safe heart

[vocal pollen]

stop interacting with people from honestly

[late wraith]

Truuuuuu

[stray sigil]

i only know glyph piggy

and ik the pump story

its funny

[vocal pollen]

its not just the pumps story man

that guild is bad news

[stray sigil]

oce is like europoors

[vocal pollen]

racist?

[stray sigil]

glyph is black

he cant be racist

its real

[vocal pollen]

I see

honestly is on their 3rd? warning from wcl for putting slurs in their log names

[velvet quest]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2730368307?t=01h16m13s theres so many they have a comp name for it

[late wraith]

Wow. How cool and edgy of them wow

[stray sigil]

dont think glyph in honesty anymore anyways

pretty sure he dipped

[late wraith]

I bet they’re all so funny

I bet all of them can talk to women no problem

[vocal pollen]

lmao

[stray sigil]

beavs says that about wveryone

its real

she said that to me and mayo LAST NIGHT

[grand mesa]

Melon and felon cleave

[velvet quest]

fuji can u skip to the time stamp on the video and confirm whether the lore is accurate

[grand mesa]

Lmaoooo

[stray sigil]

its so real

[late wraith]

That they can’t talk to women?

Melon and the felons is insane

I love jaybeezy

[stray sigil]

bro thats so old

he didnt invent that

u piggies

[late wraith]

he invented it

He invented that right there

[stray sigil]

ppl were syaing that shit in sl

u pigs

[velvet quest]

yeah he invented it theres video proof

[late wraith]

oh yeah? Show logs

[stray sigil]

show me logs it didnt happen

[late wraith]

True ally to women actually

[stray sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/improvise-adapt-overcome-bear-grylls-gif-10468556

[tiny oar]

yes yes thank u fuji

[vocal pollen]

in honestlys defensive I cant talk to women either, either women talk to me or we dont talk at all

[stray sigil]

thsts real

[vocal pollen]

defense even... not defensive

[stray sigil]

wonen scary

and not nice

[late wraith]

Okay when I said it to them last night it was funny

[stray sigil]

its real

[late wraith]

Cause I was tilted

[vocal pollen]

most women have been very nice to me actually

[tiny oar]

we're just people man just be normal

[late wraith]

and I untitled just to own them about being bad at talking to women

[stray sigil]

wrong women sre

[vocal pollen]

LMAO