pvp

[tiny oar]

YES I CAN

IM A NEW ERA OF DISNEY PRINCESS

[grand mesa]

@crystal forge

[tiny oar]

FED UP WITH SOCIETAL BULLSHIT

READY TO MAIM AND MURDER

[clear pulsar]

How could you say fuck trecvy

Trevor is a gem of a human being

[tiny oar]

this sentence was taken out of context

[clear pulsar]

Are you trying to gaslight me rn

[late wraith]

Trevvy forgot to take his pet out

Lake was just trying to teach him about the importance of bringing out your pet

[tiny oar]

beavs gets me

[late wraith]

I get you

[velvet quest]

good morning puzzle and face and beavs (i hope i didnt miss anyone) i hope you all have the most wonderful day!

[tiny oar]

good morning mayo!!!

[velvet quest]

ugh good morning lake, i guess

[late wraith]

You didn’t say good morning to trevvy?

Or Fuji? The 2 you love the most?

[velvet quest]

thats implied i dont need to verbally express how much i like them

[late wraith]

Oh that’s nice actually

[velvet quest]

duh, im always nice

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

[safe heart]

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

[clear pulsar]

[stray sigil]

why do u post so many ugly ass cats grandma

[late wraith]

i have such a worse one

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

look at this thing

i love him

[stray sigil]

thats not a cat

thats the lil monkey thing

[late wraith]

who can say what it is

it's a baby meerkat lol

[stray sigil]

me

[late wraith]

[clear pulsar]

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

this cat is u

[late wraith]

that cat is me

[stray sigil]

look at his eyes

looking very dumb

[late wraith]

yes

when are we queueing.

[crystal forge]

new phone acquired now nap before work

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

fresh new phone for trevvy

[crystal forge]

I havent gotten a new phone since 2017

[stray sigil]

@crystal forge how does it feel trev

that ur queen

never asked u to q

but shes spamming me

[crystal forge]

its ok

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

i would queue with trev

he's just never online during the day

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

he's working

[crystal forge]

also true

[stray sigil]

what does trev even do

[crystal forge]

im normally asleep or at work

[stray sigil]

dont work

problem ?

[late wraith]

the guy works like all day

[crystal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/forklift-spinning-funny-gif-18559129

[late wraith]

forklift certified king

[crystal forge]

yer

[late wraith]

lol this targeted ad coming right for my throat

[clear pulsar]

What the fuck is that

[late wraith]

i dunno but the internet is convinced i'm an old lady now

[crystal forge]

how senior 👀

[late wraith]

i'm in my 30s still this is hell

[stray sigil]

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

Well you’re only like at least 8 years older than me

[grand mesa]

[late wraith]

puzzle

i expect it from them

not you

[crystal forge]

I just wanna be an older ladies blue collar golden retriever

[stray sigil]

[stray sigil]

u want to be denji

to a old makima

https://tenor.com/view/makima-chainsaw-man-csm-csm-anime-chainsaw-man-anime-gif-26957161

[late wraith]

wtf that gif

[clear pulsar]

Any torghast farmers?

[crystal forge]

I’ll log in rn

[crystal forge]

We’ve

Weeb

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

[late wraith]

[clear pulsar]

They've been colleccted @stray sigil

[livid wasp]

yes

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

I need the black and red coffin cloak is it hard to farm

[velvet quest]

chainsaw man is hype

[clear pulsar]

Same farm as the weapons ig

Idk the spawn rate for them

The back pieces drop from the adamant vault bosses

The weapons spawn on the vendor

I think the weapons show up almost every run tho

And the drops look to be around 2%

[polar nymph]

39

[late wraith]

that's still 30s bud

almost as if

there's a 30

in there

[stray sigil]

[tropic schooner]

there isnt

there is just a 3

no 0s to be seen

[polar nymph]

@tiny oar - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9wdiO-lvcoI

Snek form when?

[late wraith]

quick question what does the 3 mean

[tropic schooner]

nothing

[polar nymph]

It's a smile

[tropic schooner]

:3

[late wraith]

:3

[tropic schooner]

hey now

dont be toxic

[late wraith]

:3

[dark vigil]

best healer for feral in 2s currently?

i was so close to 2k with a resto shammy

im wondering if theres anything better

[polar nymph]

Whichever non-RDruid healer is strongest.

I saw that

[late wraith]

i saw it glyph

you weren't fast enough

you're losing your touch

[dark vigil]

which is what currently

[polar nymph]

They're all about the same in reality.

Below RDruid

People will say Disc

[clear pulsar]

It's gotta be either disc or mw

There's no way they're all about the same

[safe heart]

Mw is TRIPLE S TIER

When I play my mw I feel sry for the other team

[clear pulsar]

Me too

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

?????

[stray sigil]

[polar nymph]

Disc imo is massively overrated by people

I have yet to play against a good one.

[clear fox]

Disc seems rough in shuffle

Cutoff wise

2s whole other universe though

[polar nymph]

Caught

[late wraith]

he says i gaslamp him

but you're the one who has commented first that you're seeing it

[polar nymph]

Because I saw it

[late wraith]

i know i appreciate you

[polar nymph]

I am not crazy

[random patrol]

drugs

[late wraith]

okay glyph what are your pronouns

[polar nymph]

Stupid/Moron

🙂

[late wraith]

him says i gaslamp him

jesus

h

christ

[random patrol]

serious note though I still need to cap

time for rbgs again

wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[late wraith]

i always am

at my very worst i'm neutral to everyone in here.

[polar nymph]

I mean

If you can't trust a sweet old lady, who can you trust?

[clear fox]

Resto seems… rough in 2s

Honestly double Druid dosent seem terrible

[stray sigil]

[random patrol]

trust no one

not even yourself

[clear fox]

I trust Líçhkîñggødx

[late wraith]

lol wat

[clear fox]

Is feji dk

[polar nymph]

Paladin

[late wraith]

How did I not notice

[clear fox]

Honestly goated name

[late wraith]

That he has a deranged character name

[clear fox]

Man now I want as many alt code chars in a name

Sc2 the meta was briefly just making your name

IlIIIIlIlIl

Barcode era

[grand mesa]

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

[clear fox]

What is toxic Rdru ideology

Rdru bis

We just make big green

What’s toxic about that

[tiny oar]

separate to each other

im toxic and an rdruid scum and an ideology pusher

according to my haters

[random patrol]

rdruids aren't real druids

their just wierd hippies with magic

[clear fox]

Respect

The real Druid spec

All others fake

Rdru only Spec that actually uses all forms

[random patrol]

she's a guardian druid now anyway

[tiny oar]

NO im NOT

[edgy shale]

ideology pusher

[random patrol]

[edgy shale]

evil rdru propaganda

[tiny oar]

true

im an evil rdruid who promotes propaganda

fear me ty

[stray sigil]

wrong

[velvet quest]

ur not a big enough threat to be feared lake

[random patrol]

mayo vs miracle whip though

[velvet quest]

I’d win

[tiny oar]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[polar nymph]

What about vs spicy mayo?

[tiny oar]

spicy mayo :D

[polar nymph]

I just ate a mango

[tiny oar]

was it good

[polar nymph]

Yeah, definitely on the sweeter side

[tiny oar]

not sure I've ever had one

[polar nymph]

Could have probably used another day or two to ripen more

Do you like tropical fruits?

[tiny oar]

melon / cantaloupe is really good yea

[polar nymph]

Depends on the type of mango but they're one of the more sweeter tropical fruits

Very tasty

Mango ice cream is also really delicious

[tardy hare]

my supermarket sells them as ripe and ready to eat

but i've never felt more solid rock formations than those mangos and avocados

[topaz drum]

so got a new pc and my plater focus target plates don't have their hp updating, anyone know how to make focus target have correct hp aswell on nameplate?

[crystal forge]

aww my tiktok didnt show up

boring

[crystal forge]

@winter terrace New tip go to a bookshop cute smart women go there

[misty cobalt]

anyone put the feral abilites on their human form too?

just to keep everything the same binds?

or is that stupid

bc the top bars always change no matter what form ur in

i mean they dont change sorry

[velvet quest]

past tense mayo got a ping instead of me

[tropic schooner]

why would that be a good thing?

[misty cobalt]

idk

[polar nymph]

Can't use them though

TF, Dash and Prowl are the only ones you can.

[hybrid shale]

decided to finally get my 10 rbg wins for the mage tower bear... it's not going well. suggestions?

[stray sigil]

dont have to be bear

do it in boomy

[hybrid shale]

but i don't know how to play boomy, is it still worth it?

[livid wasp]

mage tower bear rbg wins what?

[hybrid shale]

the old mage tower had three other version unlocked after you beat the mage tower and one requires 10 rgb wins and I'm bad at pvp plus don't like the toxicity

[livid wasp]

oh yeah

[hybrid shale]

trying real hard but I'm 1-4 and have been yelled at in most of the matches

[livid wasp]

sadge

[crystal forge]

Oops

[crystal forge]

@tiny oar how is sub?

is it worth learning?

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

not for u

[grand mesa]

What a nice way to say the quiet part out loud

[crystal forge]

what the

[tiny oar]

listen man im just stating facts okie

theres finessers in this game and there's w keyers

ur a w keyer

no shame in it

[grand mesa]

So true

[velvet quest]

Trevvy has the most finesse

[crystal forge]

real

hmm how do u finesse with sub

they just kill you in a cc anyways

maybe i play outlaw

[grand mesa]

That seems like a w spec

And it cranks lately it seems lol

[crystal forge]

i dont have a sword

crafting is expensive

[stray sigil]

this is why ur known

as the toxicest individual

in dg pvp

i would never crush trevs dreams like taht

@crystal forge u can do it play sub

fuk the haters

they are both boomers

[crystal forge]

[stray sigil]

@tiny oar SEE WHAT UVE DONE

TOXIC PIH

[crystal forge]

Lake is the first name going down in my suicide note

[tiny oar]

[stray sigil]

and she laughs

so fucking toxic

[velvet quest]

[crystal forge]

[sick fiber]

omnibar work anymore?

[clear pulsar]

Works for me

[north rapids]

I recently bought a new PC, which ment clearing all WA etc.

I had a WA showing if i had 3 stacks of lifebloom on my arena grp - but i can for the life of me make it work again. What am are you guys doing to track 3 stacks of lifebloom on a target in PvP?

Idk if it's worth mentioning that im running ElvUI

[clear fox]

Idk I just have all my hots as weakauras

On all my party frames

My UI is cooked though

So stupid

But works for me idk

[stray sigil]

[narrow crane]

I have this WA

Poke me in 10ish hours if you didn’t find it till then

[random patrol]

#nerfrestodruid then

[tepid spoke]

[stray sigil]

[clear fox]

Ye but why

We already copped a 15% mast nerf

But probs still a few % ahead of next best

So I guess

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

lots of ppl must like rdruid a lot :)

[grand mesa]

@tiny oar

I actually found someone who heals with worse gear than you

guy was in honor gear / crafted greens crimson s1

[tiny oar]

legendary

the way it should be

GEAR IS A CRUTCH JUST RIP HARDER

[grand mesa]

Actually true tho. We actually did surprisingly ok

[tepid spoke]

[tropic grove]

he's got a good transmog

checks out

[tepid spoke]

Who here eats webos

[edgy shale]

[stray sigil]

[tropic grove]

@tiny oar @tepid spoke its over

[tepid spoke]

grats pig

[tiny oar]

HUUGE GZ GAMER

[polar nymph]

Had a Prot Pally in a BG wearing s1 gear, was fun to kill him.

[primal vector]

huge

[crystal forge]

Real

[stray sigil]

did beavs hurt u trev

[crystal forge]

She pointed me at the ceiling

[stray sigil]

@late wraith rat granny

[crystal forge]

DO NOT disrespect my queen like that

[stray sigil]

[tepid spoke]

[crystal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gorgeous-gif-20640589

[late wraith]

[crystal forge]

So mean😭

[tiny oar]

no being mean to beavs

[velvet quest]

U don’t make the rules lake

[hollow condor]

Webos boi

[stray sigil]

webos

[livid wasp]

wows boring lifes boring

[stray sigil]

[safe heart]

When I queue shuffle I always type in chat how much I hate healing shuffle

So the dps know that they're inconveniencing me by existing

[stray sigil]

[exotic meteor]

This is the way

[safe heart]

FUCK EM ™️

[clear pulsar]

@edgy shale how fucking dare you

Not give my boy the ring

Fucking

Dumbas

[edgy shale]

i felt bad, but I AM FAIR

if 2 ppl need they must ROLL

[clear pulsar]

of all the times to be a good person

You chose the time where my boy had a 421 ring equipped

[safe heart]

Usually I just tell them they fucked up by not being my friend and give my friend the item

[stray sigil]

greg is legendary

[edgy shale]

it wasn't gregg

it was my 1 key for poddermax of the week

[stray sigil]

[final current]

anybody got tips on pvp gear for boomkin , is life bound chest and belt the way to go? and Ring-Bound Hourglass ring and signit of titanic insight aswell like it says on icy veins

[clear fox]

I would pick your favorite top mmr moonkin and just copy their gear

If I would play moonkin I’d rob Rudars gear, he seems like he puts immense thought into things https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-gb/character/us/sargeras/rudar

[tawny apex]

is it better to wear full green honor set in pvp or mythic pve set with 4pc?

[clear pulsar]

Generally you should wear your highest ilvl gear

Unless it has crit

Depends on the spec

[tawny apex]

what should i buy with conquest first? trinket or weapon?

[unborn hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/torrent-shadow-priest-sp-world-of-warcraft-gif-27448157

it all sarts on wednesday

[polar nymph]

Get stopped nerd

[clear pulsar]

You should have honor trinkets, not save conquest til you can buy that one

If you're coming from pve there's no way to just blanket tell you what to buy first

Weapon is good if you dont have a 489 from pvp

But pointless if you have one

[maiden viper]

solo Q can be non toxic

!

[clear pulsar]

Thats adorable

[livid wasp]

so freaking stupid, im playing jungle and facing rshaman DH warrior, how am I ever meant to clone when they all just sit on me, im playing the spec built around cloning this patch, how am I meant to get any clones off with all 3 of those aidsing my ass off the entire game while trying to survive the stupid damage, like holy shit what the hell am I supposed to do to win that shit

[safe heart]

play scared until 2nd incarn

bout it

[livid wasp]

they just get their shit back and good luck kiting dh

every game with warrior is total cancer

do I even play cyclone against that

some rank 1 feral tell me

@rank1feral

I saw you typing puzzle was that going to be some good solid advice

you play shaman

[tropic schooner]

yes

but you scared him off

[livid wasp]

😦

[grand mesa]

Idk was just gonna say seems rough if all kicks are p much on you

Doesn’t seem the case in like FMP or whatever

[livid wasp]

yeah and the constant dmg is stupid

maybe I have to go with what enji said and be a pussy or something

shaman sees hunt is gonna trap he puts down wall totem and they sit in it and take no dmg

[grand mesa]

we love EWT

[livid wasp]

maybe the call is to go shaman

or am I supposed to spam clone

like get 1-2 kicks, try again afterwards

they wouldnt get faked either

[velvet quest]

if they arent getting faked then just finish the cast?

[livid wasp]

then they kick at 90% of cast like some pros

[velvet quest]

then start cancelling at 80%

[grand mesa]

Idk 3 kicks and ground sounds annoying lol

especially when they’re all looking to stop ur clone and ur taking infinite damage

does ground give you attunement

[livid wasp]

yeah it does

sure I need to learn how to fakecast better but its stupid relying on that I feel like

[velvet quest]

i feel like you also kinda just dont want to be casting a clone when a warrior is in melee range actively targetting u

[livid wasp]

it does feel kind of yolo

[grand mesa]

And zechey I play destro now

🤣

[livid wasp]

spit

[velvet quest]

i play whatever zechey says is most broken

im rdruid main now

[grand mesa]

So ur an rdruid

[livid wasp]

only good thing about rdruid is they let their teammates be oneshot in opener pretty often

[velvet quest]

i think thats less of an issue with the class and more likely the rdruid is a bit less skilled than their rating indicates

and just doesnt recognize when their dps is in danger

[livid wasp]

possibly

[tepid spoke]

Got@e

Gotme

@river solstice

Stop the baldness

Immediately

[river solstice]

[tepid spoke]

Gotme

[random patrol]

before anyone asks

conquest still capped

yw

[tiny oar]

thank you voodoo

[safe heart]

I had 88 medals of conquest and it wasn't enough to cap from 0

[random patrol]

to be fair it will prob beuncapped in the next 2 weeks

or 10.2.6 if blizz hates you

[karmic aspen]

is thrash even worth using? 40 energy seems like a lot for what you get outta it?

[random patrol]

which spec?

assuming feral

only use it has for non ferals is in rbgs if your boomy against other stealthies

[safe heart]

Can use it for tfb

Proc bt

Bout it

[karmic aspen]

aye sounds good

ty

[clear pulsar]

It's the same energy cost as shred

But does a bit more damage

[polar nymph]

Also no need to worry about facing the right direction to hit them.

[velvet quest]

also buffs bite cause of taste for blood

[polar nymph]

Was mentioned

[velvet quest]

oh i didnt read that far up

[random patrol]

time to break out the miracle whip

[tiny oar]

@stray sigil pve main now??

[stray sigil]

i need the leggo

[tiny oar]

trueeee

[crystal forge]

i dont wanna hear shit on spaceship UIs when you have mouthbreathers using this shit

what the fuck am i looking at

[clear pulsar]

Why are you flaming the innocent man

For no reason

So toxic

You're playing with lake too much

[crystal forge]

this guys UI is dogshit

[clear pulsar]

Nothing wrong with low effort ugly

Issue with spaceship UIs is

High effort ugly

3 months tailoring UI for it to look worse

[velvet quest]

what is this

[crystal forge]

his autism but in icons

[clear pulsar]

The DH last 4 globals

Really its just last 2

Cuz of talents it sends out more

[random patrol]

1280 x 1001 windowed mode

[clear pulsar]

Nah you need to chill lol

[random patrol]

yw

[edgy shale]

i dont get why i can see the dh hp in 4 different places

delete some of that shit

[clear pulsar]

Yes

Delete target frame, focus frame and arena frames

Shrimply delete them

[edgy shale]

yes

[crystal forge]

shrimply

uninstall the game

[polar nymph]

Why are you flaming one of the only seemingly well adjusted human beings that is high ranked in PvP?

There really isn't anything wrong with his ui

Nothing there is irrelevant info, the only cringe about it is the old school font on numbers and that's purely personal taste.

Keep in mind a fair bit of the clutter is twitch stuff that he isn't seeing in game.

[stray sigil]

whats wrong woth that ui

i dont like aeghis hes a lil bitch but his ui is fine

rmp player thru and thru

[crystal forge]

i guess its fine its just he needs to get a larger monitor

it looks like hes playing on a microwave

@tiny oar focus up i wanna try arcane

[polar nymph]

Oh dear

Oh no

This is gonna be interesting

[tropic grove]

as far as pvp ui's go this is pretty clear

his monitor is just small but other than that its not hard to look at

[tiny oar]

good heavens save me

[tiny oar]

I am NOT toxic STOP the slander

[random patrol]

@tiny oar heal prot warrior, arcane mage

[tiny oar]

stop no no no no no

[clear pulsar]

Are you calling me a liar?

[tiny oar]

I ain't calling you a truther

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-box-delivery-kitten-gif-15412801

[random patrol]

tried 4 set for 2 weeks didn't feel like it really increased my dam

just regearing to giga haste soon

haste vers and haste mastery pieces and 2 piece

if only conquest was uncapped(next week maybe?)

tldr I hate 4 piece

[river solstice]

Gm PvP

[lime light]

WElcome in EPgrove everyone

[polar nymph]

We should send 2's again sometime on my Mage.

[tiny oar]

[safe heart]

Feral 4set confirmed dogshit

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

ok leveling as arcane this spec is kinda cool

[velvet quest]

You’re kinda cool babe

[crystal forge]

Mwah

[tiny oar]

You’re kinda cool babe

[tiny oar]

thank u EP blessed be your name hope u have a good day 2day

[tiny oar]

gm cyon

[velvet quest]

Please don’t plagiarize

[prime osprey]

Trevvy I love you

Tall and handsome boy

[tiny oar]

I will devour you whole

watch ur back

[prime osprey]

She's not joking, she's pretty good at eating people

[grand mesa]

[velvet quest]

this u?

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

even more ferocious

[river solstice]

Gm lovely lake

[tiny oar]

I'm angy lake lovely lake is ded I killed her

[river solstice]

[velvet quest]

lovely lake never existed, it was just a mask that the true toxic lake hid behind

[tiny oar]

I will unleash my toxicity upon the world and it will be terrible

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

https://tenor.com/view/hayase-nagatoro-smug-hayase-nagatoro-evil-smile-nagatoro-evil-smile-smug-gif-21711938

[velvet quest]

[clear pulsar]

He's in brazil

Actual perfect culture fjt

Fit

[gloomy nova]

WTB help on how to not go absolutley crackheadcrazymode from healing SS

How do yall do it

[tropic schooner]

ask zechey

to learn some zen techniques

[gloomy nova]

@livid wasp Hi friend

Do u know a good anger management guy?

I would pay a lot of money to have some blizzard employes lined up and a bat in my hands rn

[tiny oar]

seek professional help

[gloomy nova]

Well there are many other healers here, they know what im going through. A real professional doesnt

[livid wasp]

dont play the game thats a good way to manage anger

[late wraith]

very healthy and normal response to you not winning

[clear pulsar]

I havent said 1 bad word to anyone in shuffle since puzzle shat on my head for how bad I was playing that one time

Basically

Get some perspective

You're in the same game they are

You'rej ust as big of a shitter

Get real

[late wraith]

the cycle of blame leaving the game itself going to the developers is always rich.

[clear pulsar]

If you're so stressed about winning and climbing you should be taking it more seriously and doing some vod reviews to catch your fails and mistakes

And when you do that

You realize you didnt lose cuz of other people majority of the time

Not exclusively anyways

[gloomy nova]

Its not winning but not losing either

sick of these 3-3 coz healing alot lower lobbies

to dampening

kekw

[stray sigil]

[safe heart]

I try to encourage ppl to quit healing shuffle so the game mode will die

[clear pulsar]

Homie when you 3-3

You lost

3 rounds

How is it not losing

[safe heart]

You also won 3 rounds tho

So it's a draw at worst

Which a 3-3 could've been a 0-6 dps which assumes they were the reason you lost

[gloomy nova]

cool

throw some more knowledge my way 🙂

[safe heart]

When you're actually in a shuffle make comments about how this lobby is gunna decide if you unsub
Or let the dps players know you hate healing shuffle

You want them to feel like they are inconveniencing you by existing

[gloomy nova]

ill try that thx

Because im running out of ideas. Ive tried telling them = one of my accounts got banned

Tried bashing my head against the wall = headache

Smashing the keyboard = expensive

Nah but seriosley tho, this "disadvantage" healers have really bugs me out. 3-3 is pretty much always a 0 cr gain. And I dont know, i get them too much to be able to cope with it. Sure im past 2.2k but getting 2.2k as dps litterally feels like u barely need to know your class

[safe heart]

3-3 as a healer feels super bad

Cuz u just played the game for no reason

[gloomy nova]

yep ive just had 3 in a row. One game the dps were 2.4+ but it was lock, ret, ww, arms. The other ones were like 2k mmr with complete braindeads

[velvet quest]

well instead of hurting yourself or your keyboard have you thought about improving? skill level can increase even if your rating doesnt reflect it. if you're too fixated on the 3-3s you're probably actively finding excuses for why your team let you down and not figuring out what you could have done to 6-0

[gloomy nova]

Nah

Ive reached my top

I cant improve

[velvet quest]

like if u take cdew and put him in 2k mmr lobbies with braindeads i can guarantee he'll still climb

[gloomy nova]

Im climbing, its not that

Im past my prime

And obviousley anyone can improve, its not about that tho.

[velvet quest]

if dps can climb so much easier and dont need to know their class have u considered trying that for a week?

[gloomy nova]

Sure i have

[velvet quest]

how did that go

[gloomy nova]

i played DH and hunter to 2k/2.1k never having played the classes before. But i cba the queue times

[safe heart]

You could try rsham

They have a little more impact on the game than most healers cuz you can do decent damage and have good cc and purge

[gloomy nova]

i have all healers except for dragon

rsham feels more dependant on the group

hpala is strong af in ss

[velvet quest]

it kinda just sounds like youve hit your "true rating" then, and if u want to climb and not perma 3-3 youd have to just improve more

[gloomy nova]

Perhaps, who knows.

[late wraith]

[velvet quest]

I learned that term from a future r1

[late wraith]

just waiting on the right team mates

[safe heart]

That's the beauty of shuffle
You can only get the wrong teammates and that's why it so much fun

[late wraith]

enji you quit lobbies if you lose a round like no world you're convincing me you have fun in there sorry

[safe heart]

Beavs I put the gengar emoji

[late wraith]

omg my bad

[safe heart]

It has the sarcasm vibe I needed

Beavs

== 🙃

Real?

[late wraith]

goooot it okay

[safe heart]

I'm asking ur opinion

[late wraith]

real yes

[safe heart]

What are the vibes

[late wraith]

vibes are solid

[stray sigil]

beavs is toxic to wnji

how dare u

[late wraith]

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

[tropic schooner]

blame yourself

not others

best way to not be toxic

just like face said

git gud

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Just cuz you dont 6-0 as healer doesnt mean others dont tho. I had pve friends try pvp this season and unanimously they complain about healer diff giving them 3-3 spam lobbies cuz healers go 6-0

Consider this

If you dont want to 3-3

Try to win more

[haughty compass]

The healer meta is who can heroically carry the shitter dps a lot of lobbies

[stray sigil]

[final current]

anybody got advice on gear for boomkin pvp gear? i know just got for mostly haste and vers, just wondering about crafted stuff

[random patrol]

haste vers until you hit as much as you want then haste mastery off of crafted(you can use catalyst on belt), 2 or 4 piece depending on what you want(don't take chest)

[safe heart]

Idk how to carry as a healer no cap

Like you can do 150k hps and they still die

I mean I get that
I disarm warriors and sweep for dks and locks but guesss my timing sucks
Not sure

Feel like ppl just taking holocaust or like splitting dps or leaping behind pillars just make you overcompensate in a way that you can't save it

And like the whole argument is that you're supposed to carry your team so like your dps assassinating themselves behind a pillar is supposed to be your fault still cuz you didn't xyz them

[haughty compass]

Sometimes my play style farms and sometimes i get dunked

[haughty compass]

I mean even cdew has gone 0-6, sometimes it be like that.

[velvet quest]

i think a lot of people dont wrap their heads around that the opposing healer has to play with the same monkey brain dps as u, so if ur only winning 3 games u just didnt perform better than the other healer

[safe heart]

Yeah I get that but the point I'm making is

How much impact , as the healer, can i realistically have on the outcome

Cuz I wanna carry my dps to victory

How do I do that

[tiny oar]

by ripping their fucking throats out every round

[safe heart]

I disarm warriors on their goes , I cc healers best I can

I go for double triple sweeps

[random patrol]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/conquest-cap-removed-and-spoils-of-war-returns-next-reset-337205

yw

[tiny oar]

thank you for your prophecy @random patrol

[random patrol]

@tiny oar I'm always right

even when I don't want to be

unlike the pope I'm infallible

(reference to a pro mtg player above)

[tiny oar]

that is so fucking true

[random patrol]

yep

[clear fox]

Not with that attitude

I’m aged but doing alright

[tiny oar]

based ben take

[polar nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-cute-gif-14063524

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-jujutsu-toji-megumi-gif-5892299794633239918

Lake in fighting mode

[tiny oar]

i am a 10 ft tall demon succubus from the furthest reaches of hell

[polar nymph]

So you admit it

Tox

ic

[random patrol]

only 10 ft?

shorty

[tiny oar]

TALLER THAN YOU

[random patrol]

@tiny oar the air is thin up there be careful

I prefer 14 ft tall demons myself

[tiny oar]

fair makes sense

[crystal forge]

@tiny oar are u werk?

[tiny oar]

no sup

[crystal forge]

q before bed?

[random patrol]

@tiny oar Im doing yolos if that makes you feel good

[tiny oar]

sure

[tiny oar]

i will pray for you sweetheart

[crystal forge]

lmk when on just qing 3s with randos

dragon got his ass BEAT

[tiny oar]

on but afk for a bit

[crystal forge]

kk ping me when r

ill keep qing with these guys

[tiny oar]

kk

[random patrol]

I'm trying to cap vault

rbg groups are taking 45 minutes-1 hour to form tonight

then we play 1 game and loose

group drops

[late wraith]

we're gamin

[prime osprey]

Bunch of nerds if you hang out with Lake

[random patrol]

is Lake being nice though

[late wraith]

yes very

lake is always nice to me is the thing

[random patrol]

just throw mayo in there

she hates that condiment

[late wraith]

he's asleep

[crystal forge]

REAL

[velvet quest]

??? u have me on bnet u know im awake why are u lying

[random patrol]

@velvet quest their using miracle whip on their sandwitches

[crystal forge]

but i dont have you 😦

[velvet quest]

i will always be available to u

[prime osprey]

I'm sorry Trevvy, that must hurt

[crystal forge]

Trevvy#11271

[random patrol]

kind of want to start using emblem every game

it's just to good atm for boomy

[velvet quest]

wtfrick i feel betrayed

what am i then

[crystal forge]

my lover

ret died before he could bubble

[crystal forge]

Beavs called me handsome :3

[late wraith]

[tiny oar]

ur so handsome and talented trevy

[random patrol]

@tiny oar crafting sporecloak you can't stop me

[late wraith]

a multi talented boy

[crystal forge]

beavs simps for me?!?!?

[late wraith]

huh?

i simp for no one

[tiny oar]

beavs is an amazing boomkin and great friend

[late wraith]

those were fun we should do more

[crystal forge]

Hear me out

[tiny oar]

its pure dogshit but go for it

[random patrol]

@tiny oar it's either that or bubble necklace

bubble neck prob better

[tiny oar]

blue silk lining

[random patrol]

Im going for a defensive piece

[tiny oar]

no

[crystal forge]

I need a more zug class

[tiny oar]

warrior ret dk

[late wraith]

if we wanna do real comp shit play either a dh or a ww

[tiny oar]

dh

[crystal forge]

Fuck dh

[late wraith]

dh is so head empty

[tiny oar]

ww is a bit finessey

[crystal forge]

I can’t stand that spec

[late wraith]

just run in do your stupid bullshit

[random patrol]

aug arcane mw

yw

[late wraith]

fine be a destro then

destro boomy blast

[crystal forge]

I can’t cast

I get too mad

[random patrol]

guardian aug disc as well

[late wraith]

we just gotta triangle better

[crystal forge]

Warrior could be fun

[late wraith]

sub boomy lets go

[crystal forge]

I have a 70 warrior on sarg

[tiny oar]

@grand mesa let it be known that i have full pvp gear this season

[crystal forge]

Sub is not zug enough

[late wraith]

lake kept me up through impossible odds

[crystal forge]

I have to think

[late wraith]

i just stood and did my little rotation sometimes while they hit me not a worry in my little brain

[random patrol]

I still need 3-5 pieces replaced

[crystal forge]

I play arms ez

[tiny oar]

that last game felt rly impossible the warlock didnt let me play the game

[late wraith]

arms boomy blaster

[clear pulsar]

Lake is the best rdru in this channel make no mistake

She breks

Mother

Fucking

Ankles

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

yeah i waes getting sleppy and slow

so i wasn't helping you at all there

[crystal forge]

Noob

[tiny oar]

im so sleepy too was fun games tho :3

[late wraith]

yeah vibes games are the best ones

[random patrol]

I think I have a schedule for qing 3s in 2 weeks

[late wraith]

do a little blast, have a little fun

[random patrol]

only time my partners are on is degen dates

[crystal forge]

@late wraith happy birthday

[tiny oar]

please no

[late wraith]

trev there was a dh named rizzlybare in arena last night

and i was furious it wasn't a druid

like how dare a dh take that

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

also bare?

like.

[tiny oar]

how do you watch this shit man

like i genuinely want to turn it off immediately

[crystal forge]

With the biggest smile on my face

That’s how I feel when I CC someone off beats

Beavs

I turn into that guy

[late wraith]

lol we had some good cc chains esp on rogue

[crystal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-tip-gif-7203606

Me when I kidney into a root beam

[tiny oar]

jesus

[crystal forge]

I’ll have hunter ready for next session

Dw boomkin MM sounds gross

[late wraith]

nice

[crystal forge]

I will explosive shot everyone who faces against my queen

[late wraith]

bless

[crystal forge]

So now you’re accepting it🤨

[late wraith]

wat no

i'm blessing the explosive shot part

[tepid spoke]

trevor stop harrasing the girls in this channel

[tiny oar]

TRUE AND REAL

[crystal forge]

😭😭

[crystal forge]

Mad cuz u ain’t my queen

Dweeb

[tepid spoke]

dont harrass them but you can harass me

[crystal forge]

No

I am a Beavs simp

NOT a Matt simp

[tiny oar]

I'm a dreamgrove simp

[late wraith]

be a matt simp

i bet he treats his simps like gold

[crystal forge]

😤

No he doesn’t

[tepid spoke]

real

[tiny oar]

@tepid spoke ur so smart and handsome and an amazing rdruid :)

[crystal forge]

Beavs you can treat me like crap 😩

[late wraith]

i never do and never will

[tiny oar]

I'll treat you like crap instead dw

c:

[late wraith]

hehehehe

[crystal forge]

What if I want that

NOT FROM LAKE STOP

[tiny oar]

I thought so

[crystal forge]

DO NOT

[tepid spoke]

thanks lake

:3

u too

[crystal forge]

Lake can simp for Matt

[clear pulsar]

Lake finally not toxic?

[crystal forge]

No she still is

[tiny oar]

I'm giga toxic

[crystal forge]

She called me a pillow humping window licking freak earlier

All cuz I blound the wrong target

[tiny oar]

I screamed at trevy our entire queue sesh

[clear pulsar]

Thats not being toxic thats being real

[crystal forge]

Yeah real toxic

[tiny oar]

full metaphors rage on him

[clear pulsar]

God thats so hot

[crystal forge]

She’s gonna be more mad when playing with my hunter this weekend

[tiny oar]

I will leave the match every time you miss a trap

[crystal forge]

Don’t be a coward

I have never missed

[tiny oar]

not being a coward

[crystal forge]

I’m like the jellybeans of DG

[tiny oar]

u need to STUDY THE BLADE

[crystal forge]

SUCK MINE LOSER

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

Lake was very sweet to me even when I didn’t trinket fast enough

[tiny oar]

I inted bad so many times you're all good we owned c:

[late wraith]

We did we queue again when trevvy has cooked up a new plan

[velvet quest]

Trevvy is gonna make lake go non-verbal

[tiny oar]

chef trevy is preparing us a feast

[crystal forge]

She’s already non verbal LOL

[late wraith]

The “let’s go rsham” cook was completely underbaked

Puzzle was immediately in my DMs on that one

[tiny oar]

I feel like I was talking the most in our games??

[crystal forge]

Beavs made me nervous

[late wraith]

Yeah lake took the wheel on the good comms

[crystal forge]

And then she called me handsome

[tiny oar]

useless comms from me but still

[crystal forge]

And I got flustered

[tiny oar]

[late wraith]

Loool cripes

[velvet quest]

I was getting second hand flustered cause my king trevvy got flustered

[late wraith]

I lied and said mayo was asleep

I just assume he was

[crystal forge]

me when Beavs exists

[tiny oar]

@velvet quest what is the origin story of your mayo name

[late wraith]

Trevvy where did this come from

You just woke up one day and decided to act out?

[velvet quest]

Why would I be asleep before 4am im not old or employed

[velvet quest]

Sorry it’s a secret

[crystal forge]

Yes

[late wraith]

Alright fair enough

[tiny oar]

oh ok fair enough

[late wraith]

lol

[tiny oar]

[crystal forge]

Why can’t I simp for you

[tiny oar]

we can stop sharing the brain cell now

[late wraith]

we kept cloning the same target

That also happens to me and Ben

[tiny oar]

real recognize real

[late wraith]

And it doesn’t help that I change my mind halfway through a clone so my pings are everywhere

[tiny oar]

[velvet quest]

My character names had mayex in them and people didn’t want to pronounce it so they just default called me mayo

I’ve never done a ping before it seems scary

[crystal forge]

@late wraith

[late wraith]

My god

Wow ! !

[velvet quest]

W RIZZ

[late wraith]

deranged

[crystal forge]

Wha

[velvet quest]

Deranged is a bad thing, how can that describe what trevvy is doing

[tiny oar]

I like Mayex too tho

[late wraith]

Wdym they didn’t want to pronounce Mayex

[tiny oar]

thank you trevy

[late wraith]

It’s the same number of syllables

[crystal forge]

NO

[late wraith]

As mayo

[velvet quest]

They’re longer syllables

Duh

[late wraith]

May-o may-ex

[crystal forge]

MAYxe

[velvet quest]

Yeah try to say them both fast, mayo is shorter

[crystal forge]

Meo mao

[late wraith]

Meowxd

[crystal forge]

Meowxdd

[late wraith]

I liked that one the best and the rogue

[crystal forge]

Boykisser

Wait til boywifexd arises

[tiny oar]

girlkisser

[late wraith]

Boykisser is good

[crystal forge]

Girlkisser is my mage

But it’ll be my mono

[velvet quest]

Imagine boykisser and cumbussy rogue mage terrorizing the 800 mmr bracket

[crystal forge]

Monk

[late wraith]

I love that the guy named redpill got killed by boykisser

[crystal forge]

But

Nut

[late wraith]

And 2 ladies. Get fucked loser

[tiny oar]

I'll make a rdruid called femalehusband to match

[crystal forge]

Yes

[velvet quest]

Level a monk I’ll teach u to be parse fiend ww

[crystal forge]

Wait

[tiny oar]

LOL

[crystal forge]

Wait

Wait

Wait

[velvet quest]

I trinket 1s stuns

[tiny oar]

[crystal forge]

i trinket roots

cant hit target

[velvet quest]

It’s during my serenity aintnoway I’m sitting that

[crystal forge]

trinket is the first to go

[late wraith]

I hold trinket too long

[crystal forge]

trinket is a CD

use fast

[late wraith]

I’ve been criticized on that a bunch I should just hit it

[crystal forge]

get back sooner

[late wraith]

Ye

[crystal forge]

holy fuck

I have

the best meal ever planned

[velvet quest]

I trinket agro more than I should but if I die cause trinket is on cd I shoulda reacted defensively better

[velvet quest]

Me?

[late wraith]

Wat in the hell

[velvet quest]

Oh that’s clever it’s a pun

[crystal forge]

if she ever plays warlock

[velvet quest]

Like it could be beavs imp, like he’s a pet. Or beav simp. Haha get it?

[late wraith]

I have a lock

Pve only his name is badlilguy

[crystal forge]

im Beavs pet

[late wraith]

[crystal forge]

this monks name is staying

ill ahve it ready

i wanna slam ww

crazy dmg in keys too

[late wraith]

Ww boomy is real

That’s serious business