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I died to a trash pack lol. One with double bulwarks they 100-0’d me and I had one shitty stack of ironfur up
I’ve seen u play
delusional
WTF
i just made up a scenario and i was going with it
I left a game yesterday cause i had to go eat sushi :3
you’d be the random add that the main character uses to funnel dps into a kill
This is good
Why are you hurting me like this
@safe heart we gonna do your first 20 still?
Get some portals? Cause I can assemble the crew
Beavs
Yes puzzle bb what
I may want to raid as ele rsham
Hell yeah
You can do whatever you want
BACK TO RAIDING
Bro
He’s gonna raid with me
NO FUCKING SHOT
She said
Aotc in 1 month then fuck off and have fun
That sounds great wdym
No M raiding pain
We only do aotc and we get it fast and easy then vibe puzzle is coming to chill with my guild
No late CE
aotc taking a month is definitely a bit monkas though

i ain't trying to spend time progging heroic
We’re casual you gross sweaty gamers calm down
thats cap
Ur full of shit if u say otherwise
r u rlly using jailer as an example? the most overtuned raid tie literally ever?
with one less night!!!!
u didn't kill heroic jailer first
This is such a harassing world we’re casual old people gamers
u locked out incredibly early like rats
Oh really I didn’t actually check
And you’re giving us shit for not having heroic cleared week 1

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i see why this channel is so active, you guys just talk about eveyrthing in here
alsos im in a better guild now
i told my RL to pound sand
There's no way Jailer was the hardest raid tier
Sure I won’t look better
real
It was ok to compare
easiest slot into honestly ev
When I was finishing before you with 2 night scheduled as opposed to your 3
@rigid linden ready up
Stop being mean this is elder abuse now officially
@late wraith I am not currently sure what the plan is atm cuz I may have eq soon here - are you doing gamer hours tonight or no

Just hit me up when you want to go bud
i think it was statistically like. more guilds died on anduin than any other fight
Thirty eight
that wasn't even a last boss
I will get 2.4 on rsham cuz it's just that fuckin ez
anduin was ducked for mid to late CE guilds
fuck u glyph
And ur world rank 9 shit
no mfer
anduin wasn't THAT bad, but it was also an absolute last boss style fight
When u have someone
that was just casually the 9th boss
I literally have told you that already
Anduin was the easiest fight imo
I was downstairs
I feel like you havent, I'd remember someone being older than puzzle
It's def an accomplishment
my group wiped a lot to literally the adds getting their casts off in p2
it was just way too annoying
for a 9th boss
way too annoying
Surviving that long in this harassing world
Didn’t have kidney up
It’s a video game not a fuckin marathon
We were
my guild would have literally never killed halondrus pre-nerfs
420 pulls for anduin
True tbh I deserve a prize or a medal
We had the 30s halondrus bombs
did u pick up bomb starting in p1?
wadf why
I’ll be happy aotc raising with beavs
I was top damage boomkin in SL and oppressive rdruid heals no other healer had fun in other tiers
👍👍👍👍
Puzzle and me are gonna aotc the most casual raid and you’ll all be sweating about min maxing
We’ll be drinking wine and lounging
look, if u can get quick aotc then that's chill. if ur sitting there wiping over and over to heroic boss #5 that my guild 1 shots then meh
“….for fun???”
Same % of guilds got Jailer CE as Sylv CE, except if you look relative to first boss, or first 3 or whatever, a lot more got Jailer.
glyphiestro benchiestro now
They did go hard with the handouts
At the end
for
Jailer
Cause it was a short tier relatively speaking
anduinn got nerfed around like 30 fucking times
its definitely the most nerfed tier
bench can be goated
I hope u fucks all have a miserable time mythic raiding on a 5 month tier length
cuz this game sucks
In like 2 weeks
I imagine they'll do a fated season regardless, it's easy work and not much to develop while still giving you an extra patch to put out some fake content, questlines, world events etc
fated is way more fun than having a 9 month dog shit tier where ur just stuck clearing jailer
i liked fated
It ruined my sepulcher experience
but the fucking affies need to be changed
I didn’t get a late CE jailer kill than 4 months chill
I got a last second we have to get a rekill for bench
Then gear resets
I will buy
Mythic mount travel form
From u glyph
wdym
eventually all 3 fated are at once tho, ye
u can also just sell the mount on non-fated
u noob
real
I will pay
but i think mount sales will be insane for this mount
For mythic flight form
Shit I might buy it if its 1m too
puzzle price 50 m
I'm still over 1m and I have professions and >2k mettle to make more gold start of patch now
Thanks @grand mesa ily
That bird form is mythic only? That’s kinda pog tbh
But then I'm spending 2h a day doing world quests
No shot man
I need to spend 2h a day in shuffle queue
i used to literaly just log on a character or 2 and do the augment rune missions and make gold
the flying ones, ye
Dps shuffle Qs great for gold farming
its just 1 per region with 2 in zaralek twice a week it hink
and its like 500 gold per one
its not amazing gold but its def good for just shitting around
I pay for you np
how much does a sark kill cost right now
I WANT IT SO BAD

yea, we know. u willl pay piggy for it
In whatever zone the dream surge is in, there’s a buff you can choose called magpies that makes all the gold rewards way higher. The 600 gold wq rewards go to 2400.
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR THAT OWL

You can farm those 2 quests per with magpies up per character and make an easy 20k
It’s wild
Ppl are still paying 6-9m for the sark mount
Wouldn’t bet it to be 1mil for the owl
lol thats weird u can pay $200 to play urself or $300 for a pilot on a random website i checekd but like
I buy lmk
Lmao based
why does it even help u to hvae a pilot? so u can hvae a better parse so it doesn't look like u got carried?
u know money ain’t issue lmao
Could be they can’t do it with -1
ur guild bad
carry is an option tho its just $100 cheaper
I’m 100% buying a carry for that bird form I need it
y'all krekkeed
I trust the wr9 folks ngl
Ima buy it off a guildie if they get it
I will
They’re the ones who tell me to die
And they one shot
I don’t have to worry about accidental wipe
glpyhiestro never 1 shot a boss in his life
Unethical
real
And I spend an hour In there

bird form?
The new mythic raid mount is a elegant owl
Fire owl
That unlocks the flight form that looks like it for Druids
It’s not too big as a Druid form but still looks good
anyone else agree this mount needs to go to druids first
in literally all guilds
or its fucking racism or something
cool ill get it next expansion
I MIGHT
Yes I am watch me I want it
Incredibly based
man boomers really like to just thru money in the garbage
thru
the base owl mount form looks almost better kek
well when u have money to throw in the garbage maybe youll have a diff perspective fuji
i have money
wrong
That means u don’t have money lol. If you care about $200
2nd monitor overrated i can osrs and watch a show with 1 monitor
200 is like 2 days work
A months work
I thought euro ppl don’t work
I do believe fiji can get a second monitor and doesn’t want it so I respect it
Aren’t they always saying how they work 4 hr days and nap the rest
Siesta
well im a shit worker
I do that too but it’s the wfh privilege
2k a month
I make it so my slack doesn’t go to sleep
imagine this little fuck beating u in shuffle hoyl shit i cant wait to queue
Lmfao
believe me I wouldnt mind 2k a month if the job wasnt shit
2k a month
how can u live off that no offense
What’s ur taxes and rent idk if u could like that in the states
atm ive been living like 70 bucks per week and its fine

Jeeeesus
whats ur rent
Are u living at home
like 500 a month
Man 2000 a month is delivery alone in food
but I get student support and welfare shit atm it covers the rent
so im just paying for food atm
Doordash also gets a huge cut from me lol.
50 bucks a week on food is enough
We’re actually so bored of all delivery options we may move
I started cooking more because of that
my wife did the same
But also DoorDash here started giving us options from miles away
holy shit man lol
we start cooking more
a lot of poor people order food, I dont get it
I cook all my own shit, save almost all of my money.
Puzzle makes me feel poor
its like 20 euros for one order, you make food for several days with that shit
Tbf I do it because I have a bunch of side hustles and I’m always working
cooking is alright
Yeah I like cooking I just dont have time
I hate cooking
It tastes way better than DoorDash that’s for sure
Yeah that’s half the reason why we order. She’s wfh and has to deal with the kid more often than not
So I don’t want her to deal with cooking too so we order
One week we did chipotle catering and used it as meal prep for the week
if I cant get a programmer job or anything better might just become a NEET, jesus christ selling my body for construction and 2k a month is just modern slavery
im in school still
Yeah aren’t u coding
Are you in school still
I swear u can make decent money
Oop
I feel like it's either gonna collapse or just gonna be based on communication and soft skills in general
I kept asking chatgpt 3.5 about best security practices and it was kinda stupid
Yeah but it speeds up your production so much
contradicting itself
That surely a ton of layoffs are gonna happen
For the mundane shit
that has existed for 15 years
The kill 10 boar shit

I kinda wish I went into that field
Yeah this is how it’s looking in all of the tech/games sector. But being able to work through the problems with other humans is still super important and isn’t going anywhere soon
do u know
How hard it was
To find a free provider that supported MySQL back then
And php
i feel like ai could build w database
Geocities and angelfire didn’t lol

Cope with big words
If ai is currently passing medical licensing and legal bar exams. I’m sure future iterations can handle settle up data bases
Yeah I genuinely don’t get the fear of this. Every year growth happens in tech that forces everyone in it to grow with it or become obsolete
This is just that but more people are talking about it
Just be the guy that manages the software lol
I just really need to get some interesting idea to work on and present to employers
Bro I create real clinical value in my procedures @clear pulsar
I mean idk if its something that cool to show to someone who hasnt even played wow rofl
It doesnt have to be interesting, just showcase that you learned something
some of the docs ask me where I think they should burn in the heart
They don’t care about the content just the tech
that’s when u learn the secret talent of answering a question by asking the question back. “Idk doc where do u think u should burn”
I made the checkpvp thing but ran out of ideas already about what to add
Just having a simple project that demonstrates all aspects of it that you learned is what you need
Also the architecture of your project
I got it on next
Don't just write lumps of code into one file
Face what r u studying
Have a real structure in the project
wrong
kek, I didnt actually bother with DBs with this one, its storing the characters on a txt file on the server rofl
cuz rhen u woulda hired me by now gg
Rn this 'bootcamp' I been doing we're done with pmuch the whole stack of tech we were studying and are going into mock job interviews
@vestal citrus 👀
It was MERN and then relational database after (postgres)
It's like a web dev certificate program
hook us up
They won’t let me make decisions on people I am a horrible judge of character
wadf is a commercial bizness unit
Learning javascript using react, node.js for back end, express, mongodb
People who I think are awesome suck ass
And people who I think won’t make it succeed
Company i work with has ditched 3 seniors in the past year
I learnt from the tutorials
swear so many ppl are silly
DevOps baybee
automate erything
then automate yourself out of a job
🙂
thats why i dont automate everything

Glyph u saw my feet
OFable?
I think they’re lithe pretty and relatively hairless
@rigid linden u see that mage again?
I’d only talk shit in another class discord unless I was so confident I’d scrape the floor with them I couldn’t rely on cope about healers letting me down
Which mean never
D E L U S I O N
xd
I can’t reconcile roshan
real

It confuses and unnerves me
sus!
Nouns is the best NA team aint no way

I should be happy for my br brethren
But I cant with nouns
2sick game 2
yes
im just glad this meta has a lot of characters i like
but fuck muerta im tired of seeing her every game
Yeah you would like dark willow you freaky fuck
OD PLAYER
kunkka popular
real

agreed

look OD is insanely annoying, but at least he doesn't steal int anymore
ur allowed to last hit still
his new aghs is fucking stupid though
like legitimately stupid
Listen I know they kidnap newborns but at least they dont behead them anymore
This is ipod rn
exactly
What’s wrong with OD
git gud
It's like tanks in arena
the golden era of CS - Team 3D / complexity / SK.swe / mibr
Yes golden age
its like the one chance u get to catch him, he just becomes invincible
with a 1 min cd, not evne long
When I would skip school and watch CPL 2004 on HLTV lmao
when we were watching games on IRC through hlsw bot because streaming wasn't a thing
hltv worked but it was so unaccurate lol
od def has his counters where i wanna kill myself playing it, and matchups where the other person can't play at all. od is definitely polarizing
Timado so cute tho
Otters are worse

it is funny how long drafting takes now though. why the fuck are there like 8 bans in a row
before any picks
sillyness!
R u there really
I don’t think longer bans are the worst thing but not sure
Like on EGs win they couldn’t ban enough of EGs pocket heroes aka aui2000
i think having more bans is better for making a more interesting meta, it just makes drafting take that much longer
So they had to let some thru
More bans def make the games more consistent
Idk like I'm never keeping count of how long the draft takes
So like they had to let Aui’s visage thru
That's also just pure cope anyways, draft comes into the broadcast 4-5 bans into it
Ty @surreal heron
No face I was telling you that otters do bad stuff to baby seals
@clear pulsar
And they also kidnap their own children
Nature is like that
And threaten the mother
Animals are brutals and ethics are a human concept
They commit the r word
Otters still cute like mfing buttons tho
Until they do you
He’s telling you what he will do to you
Honestly don’t have a strong opinion of otters one way or the other
False
Hello. #Day376 of #otter. It‘s getting cold outside. So lets get a blanket🥰. Bye. #ottertok #fy #blanket #cute #cold #cuddle
Saw a tweet that made me think of u
Dude this just reminds me tho of some cartoon episode that had an otter that was like a demon monster type thing but only showed it behind the main character's back
When main character was around the otter was the cutest most polite little animal
I do think they are cute but
They are savage creatures
And I've had this in my mind for years and I can't remember what show it was or find anything ab out it at all
Btw one of the movies I watched at work today was “cobweb” I recommend
Has homelander in it
@surreal heron
seent

But yeah if any of you ever come across this on some cartoon from 15-20 years ago
Angry beavers,
Bruh
Yea boa Hancock
Oh
Gluck!!!!!!!!!
ty puzzle
Gluck cuz
All I see is a 2100 rating on my screen
ty cyon
Ez enchant
bless you puzzle i will do my best

This entire time I swore up and down it was Kim Possible episode
i need you to be like 20% nicer to me on this
But it was a Juniper Lee episode all along
How many brimless fitteds for the mythic mount next tier
glyph is trying to bring me down i can feel it
Stream
no i need to focus up you know i can't stream
glyphiestro doesn't bring people down, he just tries to bring ppl up to his own level
real
Trueee
or real
if i stream i am guaranteed to fuck up in a way so bad i will never live it down
Real
Mf just made a quote that got a rapper in the background that never said that shit
and you'll be forced to listen to my 90s women playlist or my korn playlist which i need to make it through.
i need to feel young to do this
Put on some Aurora or Billie Eilish
So the opposite of Taylor swift
STUPID DRAFT STARTS with 0 BANS
exactly
time to wait 30 min for bans
ok h/o they're actually doing it fast for once
Tbh i don’t recognize any of these teams

so we root for gayming
9pandas is 322 team
liquid is EU
but they have blitz as a coach
so i consider them NA
gg
they are good
it seems
NA trying to claim competent teams from every angle so they dont die of depresso watching their own scene
Yoink 3 koreans for their team still call it NA team
The best drafts are the ones where I still recognize the heroes
when i played seriously i played support, but now i just play stupid shit mid
This is a very conflicting matchup here. 9pandas is 322 team, but GG has the single most toxic abhorrent spoiled manchild player in the history of dota actually impossible to root for.
X marks is a super cool ability
Ye
But their offlane support is handsome asl
i like how its the ultimate tool to catch people, but also u can use it on an ally for random shenanigans
its like glimpse on crack

Korean but with beautiful hair, you can think of what coulda been
Quinn

thats the NA player baby
Nah
Cause the game can be over before they realistically come online
not really? i've seen a lot of late game picks
but sometimes games just end in 20 min
also sometimes it look slike a game is gonna end in 20 min and it lasts 70
I tend to just straight up not listen to interviews
dont care
The map expanded and added a ton of new jungle camps so you can always farm and catch up safely if you're not a potato, or arteezy
the LGD game with brood last night was so funny
literally like 20-0 20k gold lead or some shit, and they just coudln't end for over an hour
was a sick game yea
That was my last game before I went to the gym lol
yeah
i hate willow ye
I was gyming a lot with a buddy and I said we’d play a quick game before we head to gym. 120 hour techies game later we lost and I haven’t been to gym since
i haven't touched dota since last ti, but whenever ti happens i always have to play
so i played some turbo yesterday
thank god for turbo
Ya
Bro
Turbo is goated
that fucking monk destroyed us LOL
I believe u were 10k+
real
Ur not the type to rage in game

u may cry and scream at monitor
that sounds wrong
But you wouldn’t say it in chat
i have like 20 banned league accounts i definitely go fucking psychopath in chat sometimes
but not in dota 2
for some reason
no
Made u basement dungeon victim
its really only league where im legit insanely mentally ill in chat
What’s the diff
im mentally stable
Wrong
i don't know why
dont be afraid pajamasamie is terrorizing shuffle soon
and weaver
Lakez I think ur the least rooted in reality so I’m afraid u eventually become untethered
Like u said
It's totally only in league
Yep
im always untether thats my secret
im talking about in game chats, discord is a diff story
OD 
You're making this up to gaslight me and hope I'll fall for it cuz I never remember shit
Only when I hate myself and want to be inexplicably angry
wow In any game mode doesn’t work me up like a moba does
Thats crazy
My behavior score hasnt dipped below 9.9k in 5 years
Meanwhile chat banned in wow twice
you need a therapist
the newish feature they added is rlly funny

where if ur below 10k u can't ping ur allies skills
Face add me on steam we play dotes
they know thats only used toxicly
I drop the best 2012 wards for u
theres some shit thats the same exact ward
like near the bottom t2 on scourge
or dire whateer its called
no
Puzzle too
Wrong
Mf racist
Real
Real
And hate also uh
How do u say
That was like the most politically correct way of being dumb American
Illegal aliens
IM LEVEL 64
pod an alien for sure
I have no clue where peru is
Pod myking
i am not racist!
Real
he said real
wrong
Wrong
matt did a pod
Look the other discord
he came too fast
Racist as fuck
real
True?
How can pod be racist feji
David = israel
The most successful racist is black bro
he found a way
Real
ur all sucking right now wat is this
Open ur eyes
real
pajamasamie topping the meters in these TWing dungeons
Mfin sloppytoes
sloppytoes needs to work on that rotation
Sleepyjoe
i really need
bristleback to stop getting picked
this hero is just so annoying and braindead
Yeah they needed brewmaster or something
LEVEL 66
i went 4-2 in shuffle i'm climbinnnn
UR OWNING BEAVS PROUD OF YOU
Wth is that
i dunno i was fibbing anyways
ok kiyotaka chokeing hard as fuck its ogre
beavers are the mascot of an oregon school davider
i live in oregon
you sick phuck
So u like beavers pod
since when can u use LOH in arena
Since i said so
has that been a thing all of DF?
This expac
Huge
How relevant is anything that I’ve been coaching 
puzzle i was suchg a good little fella to this rdruid healer. i was the only caster in the lobby and i innervated them as soon as the baddies conencted, i cc'd the priest that was running in to fear, i stayed in los of the treemen
no efflo though
this rdru but not a single efflo down so i felt unsafe
but they ignored me after i escaped and then i did my big cleave dam it was nice
Beaver cleaver
It’s so funny watching u panic now when efflo expires
i do not like that
lost kid in mall
when it's gone i'm like help? me? help? i'm nude over here
putting efflo down in a shuffle is big troll as rdru i think like
Efflo is happy place
in my higher games last season they actually stood in it idk about now tho
unless ur at a rating where ppl actualyl listen to you when u tell them to stand in it
ah yes the ratings where monkeys are forbidden
Real

LEVEL 67

SO CLOSE
to being a miserable mage in shuffle 🙏
gonna tilt so many melee 
Keep on marching on
are you doing your m+ again today david?
need Catjamxd to PI you
Iam working
ah
if i can figure out how to play mage ya XD
please PI me cyon c:
so true
worgen is a disgusting race
Racist.
Go hide in the shadows coward
immabe out here living my best life
runnin wild.
Mages worst enemies
bro why the fuck
next lobby
are u female
Cyon says worgen backwards on the regular
cyon is bald

i love u so much formy live ur best life i believe in the worgen dh
@clear pulsar
HAHAHAHAHAHA

man it really is steezo's world
sit 30m shuff q on dh
just to bloody go 1-5 due to african 20000 latency asutralia
Think this ssn is over
🙂



i will never understand ur love for nightborne
its uglier nightelves
and nightelves are already ugly
Krekborn
enji is a krek doer its true
fire instant cast pew pew
frost is def not easier lol
Fire mage plays like ele. Ele doesn’t cast. Like rdru
oh nice i love casting spells
My main role is instanter
i cast cylcone :3
wrong u people dont even cast clones anymore






