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clear pulsar
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I coulda queued into you to gain some free puntos

late wraith
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I died to a trash pack lol. One with double bulwarks they 100-0’d me and I had one shitty stack of ironfur up

grand mesa
stray sigil
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delusional

clear pulsar
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WTF

edgy shale
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i just made up a scenario and i was going with it

grand mesa
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you’d be PW rip juice

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being in the paint like you are a melee dps

clear pulsar
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I outswipe every feral druid

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100%

rigid linden
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I left a game yesterday cause i had to go eat sushi :3

grand mesa
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you’d be the random add that the main character uses to funnel dps into a kill

clear pulsar
grim narwhal
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the healers in that game were conspiring against me

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q up again

clear pulsar
late wraith
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@safe heart we gonna do your first 20 still?

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Get some portals? Cause I can assemble the crew

random patrol
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17 pound cat sitting on me

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dang ferals

grand mesa
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Beavs

late wraith
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Yes puzzle bb what

grand mesa
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I may want to raid as ele rsham

late wraith
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Hell yeah

clear pulsar
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NO FUCKING WAY

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YOU ABSOLUTE RAT

late wraith
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You can do whatever you want

clear pulsar
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WEAK

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WILLED

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RAT

edgy shale
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puzzle copies me

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whats new

clear pulsar
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BACK TO RAIDING

grand mesa
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Bro

late wraith
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He’s gonna raid with me

clear pulsar
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NO FUCKING SHOT

grand mesa
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She said

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Aotc in 1 month then fuck off and have fun

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That sounds great wdym

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No M raiding pain

late wraith
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We only do aotc and we get it fast and easy then vibe puzzle is coming to chill with my guild

grand mesa
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No late CE

clear pulsar
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Hm

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That sounds more acceptable

grand mesa
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I actually said

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Face might be interested

edgy shale
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aotc taking a month is definitely a bit monkas though

grand mesa
edgy shale
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i ain't trying to spend time progging heroic

grand mesa
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Ok

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Real talk

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Depending on tier

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For a late CE guild

late wraith
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We’re casual you gross sweaty gamers calm down

grand mesa
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Aotc is week 2-3-4 anyway

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Stfu

edgy shale
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thats cap

grand mesa
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Ur full of shit if u say otherwise

edgy shale
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im p sure we killed heroic sark week 1

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last tier

grand mesa
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Jailer?

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That was week 3 or 4 for us

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And we finished CE ahead of u pod

edgy shale
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r u rlly using jailer as an example? the most overtuned raid tie literally ever?

grand mesa
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with one less night!!!!

edgy shale
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u didn't kill heroic jailer first

late wraith
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This is such a harassing world we’re casual old people gamers

edgy shale
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u locked out incredibly early like rats

grand mesa
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Oh really I didn’t actually check

late wraith
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And you’re giving us shit for not having heroic cleared week 1

grand mesa
late wraith
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38

grim narwhal
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i see why this channel is so active, you guys just talk about eveyrthing in here

edgy shale
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alsos im in a better guild now

grand mesa
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My guild is dead

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So I will no longer be comparing

edgy shale
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i told my RL to pound sand

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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Sure I won’t look better

edgy shale
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real

grand mesa
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It was ok to compare

edgy shale
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easiest slot into honestly ev

grand mesa
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When I was finishing before you with 2 night scheduled as opposed to your 3

grim narwhal
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@rigid linden ready up

late wraith
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Stop being mean this is elder abuse now officially

safe heart
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@late wraith I am not currently sure what the plan is atm cuz I may have eq soon here - are you doing gamer hours tonight or no

grand mesa
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it was insane

clear pulsar
late wraith
edgy shale
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i think it was statistically like. more guilds died on anduin than any other fight

clear pulsar
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Thirty eight

edgy shale
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that wasn't even a last boss

safe heart
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I will get 2.4 on rsham cuz it's just that fuckin ez

grand mesa
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anduin was ducked for mid to late CE guilds

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fuck u glyph

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And ur world rank 9 shit

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no mfer

edgy shale
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anduin wasn't THAT bad, but it was also an absolute last boss style fight

grand mesa
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When u have someone

edgy shale
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that was just casually the 9th boss

late wraith
grand mesa
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Miss their aoe cc

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On upstairs adds

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And u randomlt die

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For 100 fucking pulls

safe heart
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Anduin was the easiest fight imo

grand mesa
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I was downstairs

clear pulsar
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I feel like you havent, I'd remember someone being older than puzzle

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It's def an accomplishment

edgy shale
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my group wiped a lot to literally the adds getting their casts off in p2

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it was just way too annoying

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for a 9th boss

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way too annoying

grand mesa
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Yeah we had that a lot too

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Cause our rogue

clear pulsar
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Surviving that long in this harassing world

grand mesa
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Didn’t have kidney up

late wraith
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It’s a video game not a fuckin marathon

grand mesa
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Cause he was energy starved

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From trying to parse damage

late wraith
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Calm yourselves right down

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All the way down

grand mesa
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We were

edgy shale
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my guild would have literally never killed halondrus pre-nerfs

grand mesa
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420 pulls for anduin

edgy shale
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lords was easy as fuck but

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just annoying

grand mesa
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And we were WR 900 or so

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Overall

late wraith
grand mesa
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We had the 30s halondrus bombs

edgy shale
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did u pick up bomb starting in p1?

grand mesa
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And still tucked it up

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BUT ANYWAYS

edgy shale
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wadf why

grand mesa
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Fuck M raiding

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Make it 10m for 11.0

edgy shale
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i knoiw

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but u should still only need 2

grand mesa
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I’ll be happy aotc raising with beavs

edgy shale
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i was like 12 seconds

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vs. 30 forf us

grand mesa
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I was top damage boomkin in SL and oppressive rdruid heals no other healer had fun in other tiers

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👍👍👍👍

late wraith
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Puzzle and me are gonna aotc the most casual raid and you’ll all be sweating about min maxing

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We’ll be drinking wine and lounging

grand mesa
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Beavs told me they do 5 healer m+ runs for fun

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And I was confused

edgy shale
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look, if u can get quick aotc then that's chill. if ur sitting there wiping over and over to heroic boss #5 that my guild 1 shots then meh

grand mesa
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“….for fun???”

clear pulsar
late wraith
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5 tank is the best one

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5 healer is a mess but also fun

edgy shale
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glyphiestro benchiestro now

grand mesa
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They did go hard with the handouts

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At the end

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for

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Jailer

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Cause it was a short tier relatively speaking

edgy shale
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anduinn got nerfed around like 30 fucking times

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its definitely the most nerfed tier

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bench can be goated

grand mesa
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I hope u fucks all have a miserable time mythic raiding on a 5 month tier length

edgy shale
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cuz this game sucks

grand mesa
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So they can make room for fated season

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Ur wr9

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Rules don’t apply to you

late wraith
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In like 2 weeks

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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I hated

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Fated

edgy shale
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fated is way more fun than having a 9 month dog shit tier where ur just stuck clearing jailer

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i liked fated

grand mesa
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It ruined my sepulcher experience

edgy shale
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but the fucking affies need to be changed

grand mesa
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I didn’t get a late CE jailer kill than 4 months chill

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I got a last second we have to get a rekill for bench

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Then gear resets

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I will buy

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Mythic mount travel form

grand mesa
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From u glyph

edgy shale
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wdym

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eventually all 3 fated are at once tho, ye

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u can also just sell the mount on non-fated

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u noob

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real

grand mesa
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I will pay

edgy shale
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but i think mount sales will be insane for this mount

grand mesa
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For mythic flight form

edgy shale
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u know how many fucking lil druid nerds want that

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lil nerds bro

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like @tiny oar

clear pulsar
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Shit I might buy it if its 1m too

edgy shale
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puzzle price 50 m

clear pulsar
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I'm still over 1m and I have professions and >2k mettle to make more gold start of patch now

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Thanks @grand mesa ily

haughty compass
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That bird form is mythic only? That’s kinda pog tbh

edgy shale
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ye

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its rlly easy to make gold

clear pulsar
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But then I'm spending 2h a day doing world quests

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No shot man

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I need to spend 2h a day in shuffle queue

edgy shale
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i used to literaly just log on a character or 2 and do the augment rune missions and make gold

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the flying ones, ye

haughty compass
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Dps shuffle Qs great for gold farming

edgy shale
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its just 1 per region with 2 in zaralek twice a week it hink

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and its like 500 gold per one

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its not amazing gold but its def good for just shitting around

grand mesa
edgy shale
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how much does a sark kill cost right now

tiny oar
clear pulsar
edgy shale
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yea, we know. u willl pay piggy for it

late wraith
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In whatever zone the dream surge is in, there’s a buff you can choose called magpies that makes all the gold rewards way higher. The 600 gold wq rewards go to 2400.

tiny oar
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ILL DO ANYTHING FOR THAT OWL

edgy shale
late wraith
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You can farm those 2 quests per with magpies up per character and make an easy 20k

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It’s wild

river solstice
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Ppl are still paying 6-9m for the sark mount

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Wouldn’t bet it to be 1mil for the owl

edgy shale
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lol thats weird u can pay $200 to play urself or $300 for a pilot on a random website i checekd but like

grand mesa
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I buy lmk

river solstice
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Lmao based

edgy shale
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why does it even help u to hvae a pilot? so u can hvae a better parse so it doesn't look like u got carried?

grand mesa
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u know money ain’t issue lmao

edgy shale
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my guild sells for 4.999m

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hit us up

river solstice
stray sigil
edgy shale
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carry is an option tho its just $100 cheaper

late wraith
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I’m 100% buying a carry for that bird form I need it

edgy shale
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y'all krekkeed

grand mesa
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I trust the wr9 folks ngl

river solstice
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Ima buy it off a guildie if they get it

late wraith
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I will

grand mesa
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They’re the ones who tell me to die

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And they one shot

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I don’t have to worry about accidental wipe

edgy shale
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glpyhiestro never 1 shot a boss in his life

haughty compass
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Unethical

edgy shale
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real

grand mesa
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And I spend an hour In there

edgy shale
livid wasp
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bird form?

river solstice
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The new mythic raid mount is a elegant owl

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Fire owl

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That unlocks the flight form that looks like it for Druids

late wraith
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It’s so pretty

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Look at it

river solstice
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It’s not too big as a Druid form but still looks good

edgy shale
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anyone else agree this mount needs to go to druids first

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in literally all guilds

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or its fucking racism or something

livid wasp
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cool ill get it next expansion

stray sigil
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no way ur spending

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200$

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on that dogshit

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mount

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lmfao

tiny oar
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I MIGHT

late wraith
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Yes I am watch me I want it

haughty compass
stray sigil
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man boomers really like to just thru money in the garbage

river solstice
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thru

livid wasp
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the base owl mount form looks almost better kek

edgy shale
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well when u have money to throw in the garbage maybe youll have a diff perspective fuji

stray sigil
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i have money

edgy shale
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wrong

stray sigil
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i am not gonna spend that kind of money

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its not even pog looking

edgy shale
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mf u can't even buy urself a 2nd monitor

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cringe

stray sigil
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i can

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i just dont need ot

grand mesa
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That means u don’t have money lol. If you care about $200

tiny oar
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2nd monitor overrated i can osrs and watch a show with 1 monitor

livid wasp
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200 is like 2 days work

edgy shale
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A months work

river solstice
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I thought euro ppl don’t work

grand mesa
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I do believe fiji can get a second monitor and doesn’t want it so I respect it

river solstice
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Aren’t they always saying how they work 4 hr days and nap the rest

grand mesa
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Siesta

livid wasp
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well im a shit worker

late wraith
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I do that too but it’s the wfh privilege

livid wasp
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2k a month

late wraith
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I make it so my slack doesn’t go to sleep

livid wasp
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when I work

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now im just doing nothing

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construction slave

tiny oar
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imagine this little fuck beating u in shuffle hoyl shit i cant wait to queue

river solstice
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Lmfao

livid wasp
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believe me I wouldnt mind 2k a month if the job wasnt shit

grand mesa
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2k a month

edgy shale
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how can u live off that no offense

grand mesa
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What’s ur taxes and rent idk if u could like that in the states

livid wasp
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atm ive been living like 70 bucks per week and its fine

edgy shale
late wraith
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Jeeeesus

edgy shale
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whats ur rent

grand mesa
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Are u living at home

livid wasp
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like 500 a month

grand mesa
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Man 2000 a month is delivery alone in food

livid wasp
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but I get student support and welfare shit atm it covers the rent

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so im just paying for food atm

late wraith
livid wasp
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50 bucks a week on food is enough

grand mesa
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We’re actually so bored of all delivery options we may move

late wraith
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I started cooking more because of that

grand mesa
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my wife did the same

late wraith
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But also DoorDash here started giving us options from miles away

tiny oar
grand mesa
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we start cooking more

livid wasp
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a lot of poor people order food, I dont get it

haughty compass
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I cook all my own shit, save almost all of my money.

river solstice
livid wasp
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its like 20 euros for one order, you make food for several days with that shit

late wraith
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Tbf I do it because I have a bunch of side hustles and I’m always working

grand mesa
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My wife is gonna try and cook more

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I’m obv useless

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🤣

livid wasp
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cooking is alright

late wraith
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Yeah I like cooking I just dont have time

river solstice
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I hate cooking

late wraith
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It tastes way better than DoorDash that’s for sure

grand mesa
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Yeah that’s half the reason why we order. She’s wfh and has to deal with the kid more often than not

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So I don’t want her to deal with cooking too so we order

haughty compass
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One week we did chipotle catering and used it as meal prep for the week

livid wasp
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if I cant get a programmer job or anything better might just become a NEET, jesus christ selling my body for construction and 2k a month is just modern slavery

edgy shale
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legendary aspiring to be a neet

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dont u already have some education so

livid wasp
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im in school still

grand mesa
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Yeah aren’t u coding

late wraith
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Are you in school still

grand mesa
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I swear u can make decent money

late wraith
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Oop

edgy shale
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fuji so mad

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@stray sigil

clear pulsar
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Idk what will be of the market in a year tho

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With AI taking over

livid wasp
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exactly

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its gonna evolve tho wont it

clear pulsar
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I feel like it's either gonna collapse or just gonna be based on communication and soft skills in general

livid wasp
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I kept asking chatgpt 3.5 about best security practices and it was kinda stupid

clear pulsar
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Yeah but it speeds up your production so much

livid wasp
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contradicting itself

grand mesa
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Ai to generate quests and voices and procedural content

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Sounds dope

clear pulsar
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That surely a ton of layoffs are gonna happen

grand mesa
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For the mundane shit

edgy shale
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that has existed for 15 years

grand mesa
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The kill 10 boar shit

edgy shale
grand mesa
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I kinda wish I went into that field

edgy shale
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wrong

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any kind of coding is for nerds

grand mesa
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I was making full fledged MySQL php anime fan sites at 12 in 1999

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👍👍👍

late wraith
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Yeah this is how it’s looking in all of the tech/games sector. But being able to work through the problems with other humans is still super important and isn’t going anywhere soon

grand mesa
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do u know

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How hard it was

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To find a free provider that supported MySQL back then

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And php

edgy shale
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i feel like ai could build w database

grand mesa
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Geocities and angelfire didn’t lol

edgy shale
grand mesa
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Cope with big words

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If ai is currently passing medical licensing and legal bar exams. I’m sure future iterations can handle settle up data bases

late wraith
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Yeah I genuinely don’t get the fear of this. Every year growth happens in tech that forces everyone in it to grow with it or become obsolete

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This is just that but more people are talking about it

grand mesa
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Just be the guy that manages the software lol

clear pulsar
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Smh

livid wasp
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I just really need to get some interesting idea to work on and present to employers

grand mesa
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Bro I create real clinical value in my procedures @clear pulsar

livid wasp
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I mean idk if its something that cool to show to someone who hasnt even played wow rofl

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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some of the docs ask me where I think they should burn in the heart

late wraith
clear pulsar
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Interesting is for you, not for the employer

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Nobody cares about interesting

grand mesa
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that’s when u learn the secret talent of answering a question by asking the question back. “Idk doc where do u think u should burn”

clear pulsar
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Yeah

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I spent the year learning MERN

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And now relational database too

livid wasp
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I made the checkpvp thing but ran out of ideas already about what to add

grand mesa
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I got ideas

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I can DM u

clear pulsar
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Just having a simple project that demonstrates all aspects of it that you learned is what you need

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Also the architecture of your project

livid wasp
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I got it on next

clear pulsar
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Don't just write lumps of code into one file

grand mesa
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Face what r u studying

clear pulsar
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Have a real structure in the project

edgy shale
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wrong

livid wasp
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kek, I didnt actually bother with DBs with this one, its storing the characters on a txt file on the server rofl

edgy shale
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cuz rhen u woulda hired me by now gg

clear pulsar
rigid linden
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@vestal citrus 👀

grand mesa
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Boot camp ?

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explain

clear pulsar
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It was MERN and then relational database after (postgres)

rigid linden
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Hiring manager for what

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wow

clear pulsar
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It's like a web dev certificate program

edgy shale
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hook us up

grand mesa
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They won’t let me make decisions on people I am a horrible judge of character

edgy shale
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wadf is a commercial bizness unit

clear pulsar
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Learning javascript using react, node.js for back end, express, mongodb

grand mesa
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People who I think are awesome suck ass

rigid linden
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im craving another 20k bump

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gimme gimme

grand mesa
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And people who I think won’t make it succeed

livid wasp
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I got a mern app too, pretty basic recipe app shit tho

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nah actually

rigid linden
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Company i work with has ditched 3 seniors in the past year

livid wasp
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I learnt from the tutorials

rigid linden
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swear so many ppl are silly

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DevOps baybee

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automate erything

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then automate yourself out of a job

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🙂

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thats why i dont automate everything

clear pulsar
rigid linden
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Maybe i make an OF

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get some passive income

grand mesa
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Glyph u saw my feet

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OFable?

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I think they’re lithe pretty and relatively hairless

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@rigid linden u see that mage again?

rigid linden
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i did not

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i went do do some laundry n make brekky

edgy shale
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he said q again

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u coward

grand mesa
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I’d only talk shit in another class discord unless I was so confident I’d scrape the floor with them I couldn’t rely on cope about healers letting me down

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Which mean never

rigid linden
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D E L U S I O N

clear pulsar
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Haha

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Tbh he kept the same energy after 0-6

rigid linden
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xd

grand mesa
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I wish I had that confidence about wow

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The 0-6 is their fault

clear pulsar
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I cant believe nouns is gonna win 2 series at TI main stage

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NFT org

grand mesa
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I can’t reconcile roshan

edgy shale
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real

grand mesa
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Being in the bottom right corner

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Of map

clear pulsar
grand mesa
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It confuses and unnerves me

edgy shale
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sus!

clear pulsar
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Nouns is the best NA team aint no way

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I should be happy for my br brethren

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But I cant with nouns

grand mesa
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MIBR

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Best thing to come out of br

clear pulsar
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Look at this mf smile tho he's so cute

tropic schooner
tropic schooner
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yes

edgy shale
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im just glad this meta has a lot of characters i like

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but fuck muerta im tired of seeing her every game

clear pulsar
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Yeah you would like dark willow you freaky fuck

edgy shale
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meh, i don't like willow. i like kunkka though

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and OD

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od has shown up a few times

clear pulsar
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OD PLAYER

edgy shale
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kunkka popular

clear pulsar
edgy shale
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real

clear pulsar
tropic schooner
clear pulsar
tropic schooner
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naga carry

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quite common

edgy shale
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look OD is insanely annoying, but at least he doesn't steal int anymore

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ur allowed to last hit still

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his new aghs is fucking stupid though

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like legitimately stupid

tropic schooner
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silencer 1

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was the good shit

clear pulsar
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Listen I know they kidnap newborns but at least they dont behead them anymore

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This is ipod rn

edgy shale
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exactly

tropic schooner
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OD is fun to watch

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I like OD

grand mesa
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What’s wrong with OD

clear pulsar
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Disgusting character

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Unable to play game

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Against OD

tropic schooner
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git gud

clear pulsar
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It's like tanks in arena

wanton ridge
edgy shale
edgy shale
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its like the one chance u get to catch him, he just becomes invincible

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with a 1 min cd, not evne long

grand mesa
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When I would skip school and watch CPL 2004 on HLTV lmao

wanton ridge
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when we were watching games on IRC through hlsw bot because streaming wasn't a thing

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hltv worked but it was so unaccurate lol

edgy shale
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od def has his counters where i wanna kill myself playing it, and matchups where the other person can't play at all. od is definitely polarizing

clear pulsar
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Bro they need to get avo out of these interviews @tropic schooner

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Ong

edgy shale
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like ta and sniper make me want to commit

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in lane

clear pulsar
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Timado so cute tho

clear pulsar
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Wrong

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Otters are adorable things we can look past a few red flags

grand mesa
edgy shale
#

it is funny how long drafting takes now though. why the fuck are there like 8 bans in a row

#

before any picks

#

sillyness!

grand mesa
#

R u there really

edgy shale
#

ye each team gets 4 banned

#

then they pick some

#

then more bans

grand mesa
#

I don’t think longer bans are the worst thing but not sure

#

Like on EGs win they couldn’t ban enough of EGs pocket heroes aka aui2000

edgy shale
#

i think having more bans is better for making a more interesting meta, it just makes drafting take that much longer

grand mesa
#

So they had to let some thru

clear pulsar
#

More bans def make the games more consistent

#

Idk like I'm never keeping count of how long the draft takes

grand mesa
#

So like they had to let Aui’s visage thru

clear pulsar
#

That's also just pure cope anyways, draft comes into the broadcast 4-5 bans into it

grand mesa
#

Then he fuxor them

#

but maybe that’s better esports

#

And viewership idk

rigid linden
#

huh

river solstice
#

Ty @surreal heron

#

No face I was telling you that otters do bad stuff to baby seals

#

@clear pulsar

#

And they also kidnap their own children

clear pulsar
#

Nature is like that

river solstice
#

And threaten the mother

clear pulsar
#

Animals are brutals and ethics are a human concept

river solstice
clear pulsar
#

Otters still cute like mfing buttons tho

river solstice
#

Until they do you

river solstice
#

He’s telling you what he will do to you

grand mesa
#

Honestly don’t have a strong opinion of otters one way or the other

clear pulsar
#

Ok listen I'm not really 5'3

#

The otter cant kill me

edgy shale
#

yea, cuz ur 5'2

grand mesa
surreal heron
grand mesa
#

Saw a tweet that made me think of u

clear pulsar
#

Dude this just reminds me tho of some cartoon episode that had an otter that was like a demon monster type thing but only showed it behind the main character's back

clear pulsar
#

When main character was around the otter was the cutest most polite little animal

river solstice
#

They are savage creatures

clear pulsar
#

And I've had this in my mind for years and I can't remember what show it was or find anything ab out it at all

river solstice
#

Btw one of the movies I watched at work today was “cobweb” I recommend

#

Has homelander in it

surreal heron
#

seent

clear pulsar
clear pulsar
grand mesa
#

Angry beavers,

edgy shale
#

thats from one piece

#

with a crossover from jjk

clear pulsar
#

Bruh

edgy shale
#

im talking about the tweet

grand mesa
#

Yea boa Hancock

clear pulsar
#

Oh

late wraith
#

it's time to queeeeue shuffffle

#

everyone wish me luck

#

plz

grand mesa
#

Gluck!!!!!!!!!

late wraith
#

ty puzzle

river solstice
#

Gluck cuz

grand mesa
#

All I see is a 2100 rating on my screen

late wraith
#

ty cyon

grand mesa
#

Ez enchant

late wraith
#

bless you puzzle i will do my best

clear pulsar
#

OH MY FUCKING GOD

#

I FOUND IT

#

I FOUND THE EPISODE

edgy shale
clear pulsar
#

This entire time I swore up and down it was Kim Possible episode

late wraith
#

i need you to be like 20% nicer to me on this

clear pulsar
#

But it was a Juniper Lee episode all along

grand mesa
#

Bro she’s been in hyperbolic time chamber with me

#

2100 shuff is easy

river solstice
#

How many brimless fitteds for the mythic mount next tier

late wraith
#

glyph is trying to bring me down i can feel it

grand mesa
#

Stream

late wraith
#

no i need to focus up you know i can't stream

edgy shale
#

glyphiestro doesn't bring people down, he just tries to bring ppl up to his own level

#

real

grand mesa
#

Trueee

edgy shale
#

or real

river solstice
#

Ima send 5

clear pulsar
#

I believe in you you will win all games @late wraith

#

Also stream tho

late wraith
#

if i stream i am guaranteed to fuck up in a way so bad i will never live it down

river solstice
#

Real

#

Mf just made a quote that got a rapper in the background that never said that shit

late wraith
#

and you'll be forced to listen to my 90s women playlist or my korn playlist which i need to make it through.

#

i need to feel young to do this

clear pulsar
#

Put on some Aurora or Billie Eilish

edgy shale
#

listen to billie eilish live, she sounds better live than on the track

#

real

late wraith
#

i bet, her voice is stunning

#

i can't there are only 2 choices.

edgy shale
#

(shove it)

#

SSEE FACE IS WRONG BTW

grand mesa
edgy shale
#

STUPID DRAFT STARTS with 0 BANS

#

exactly

#

time to wait 30 min for bans

#

ok h/o they're actually doing it fast for once

grand mesa
#

Who r we rooting for

#

9pandas?

edgy shale
#

i am a big cranberries fan

#

RIP delores

#

gayming gladiators has an NA player

grand mesa
#

Tbh i don’t recognize any of these teams

edgy shale
#

so we root for gayming

grand mesa
#

What happened to kuroot and liquid

#

kuroky

clear pulsar
edgy shale
#

liquid is EU

#

but they have blitz as a coach

#

so i consider them NA

#

gg

#

they are good

#

it seems

clear pulsar
#

NA trying to claim competent teams from every angle so they dont die of depresso watching their own scene

#

Yoink 3 koreans for their team still call it NA team

grand mesa
#

The best drafts are the ones where I still recognize the heroes

edgy shale
#

kunkka made it thru boys

#

his aghs is so fucking funny

#

i love my boy kunkka

grand mesa
#

All I see Is CK

#

U don’t strike me as a kunkka player

edgy shale
#

when i played seriously i played support, but now i just play stupid shit mid

clear pulsar
edgy shale
#

X marks is a super cool ability

grand mesa
clear pulsar
#

But their offlane support is handsome asl

edgy shale
#

i like how its the ultimate tool to catch people, but also u can use it on an ally for random shenanigans

#

its like glimpse on crack

surreal heron
clear pulsar
# grand mesa Ye

Korean but with beautiful hair, you can think of what coulda been

grand mesa
#

me but with hair

#

What could have been

clear pulsar
#

Quinn

grand mesa
edgy shale
#

thats the NA player baby

grand mesa
#

Is the meta really fast now

#

Where like hard hard Carrie’s have a hard time?

clear pulsar
#

Nah

grand mesa
#

Cause the game can be over before they realistically come online

edgy shale
#

not really? i've seen a lot of late game picks

#

but sometimes games just end in 20 min

#

also sometimes it look slike a game is gonna end in 20 min and it lasts 70

tropic schooner
#

dont care

clear pulsar
#

The map expanded and added a ton of new jungle camps so you can always farm and catch up safely if you're not a potato, or arteezy

edgy shale
#

the LGD game with brood last night was so funny

#

literally like 20-0 20k gold lead or some shit, and they just coudln't end for over an hour

tropic schooner
grand mesa
#

That was my last game before I went to the gym lol

tropic schooner
#

was also willow carry

#

right?

edgy shale
#

yeah

clear pulsar
#

Yeah it broke the dam

#

Of core willows now

#

Willow is a stupid hero

edgy shale
#

i hate willow ye

grand mesa
#

I was gyming a lot with a buddy and I said we’d play a quick game before we head to gym. 120 hour techies game later we lost and I haven’t been to gym since

edgy shale
#

i haven't touched dota since last ti, but whenever ti happens i always have to play

#

so i played some turbo yesterday

#

thank god for turbo

rigid linden
#

Ya

grand mesa
#

Bro

rigid linden
#

that was down bad

#

im done shuffling for a bit

grand mesa
#

Turbo is goated

rigid linden
#

that fucking monk destroyed us LOL

edgy shale
#

bros would never guess my behavior score

#

im so nice

grand mesa
#

I believe u were 10k+

edgy shale
#

real

grand mesa
#

Ur not the type to rage in game

edgy shale
grand mesa
#

u may cry and scream at monitor

edgy shale
#

that sounds wrong

grand mesa
#

But you wouldn’t say it in chat

edgy shale
#

i have like 20 banned league accounts i definitely go fucking psychopath in chat sometimes

#

but not in dota 2

#

for some reason

grand mesa
#

Did u ever say anything to the warriors

#

That abused you

edgy shale
#

no

grand mesa
#

Made u basement dungeon victim

edgy shale
#

its really only league where im legit insanely mentally ill in chat

grand mesa
#

What’s the diff

edgy shale
#

otherwise i just scream and shreik and wail

#

idk

grand mesa
#

Where league makes u schizo

#

But dota doesn’t

#

Kinda same game

tiny oar
#

im mentally stable

grand mesa
#

Wrong

edgy shale
#

i don't know why

grand mesa
#

I’m afraid for u

#

lakez

edgy shale
#

my boy

#

made it in

#

legendary

#

i also enjoy skywrath mage

tiny oar
edgy shale
#

and weaver

grand mesa
#

Lakez I think ur the least rooted in reality so I’m afraid u eventually become untethered

edgy shale
#

BRO WHAT IS GOING ON

#

ALL MY FAVORITES THO?

grand mesa
#

Like u said

clear pulsar
#

Yep

grand mesa
#

Maybe it’s pod meta

#

Invite me

#

Let’s play

#

Gg

#

I drop wards for u

tiny oar
edgy shale
#

im talking about in game chats, discord is a diff story

tropic schooner
#

OD PogCat

clear pulsar
#

Damn puzzle never asked me to play dota

#

It's joever

grand mesa
#

I did

#

U ignored me

clear pulsar
#

He never dropped wards for me

#

NO THE FUCK I DIDNT

grand mesa
#

but also

#

Ur like

#

Ok how do I say this

clear pulsar
#

You're making this up to gaslight me and hope I'll fall for it cuz I never remember shit

grand mesa
#

You are

#

Peru-adjacent

#

which makes me biased

#

as a dota-er

clear pulsar
#

This is a minority on minority crime

#

I'm reporting your ass

tiny oar
#

Peru-adjacent

#

Peru-adjacent

#

Peru-adjacent

#

Peru-adjacent

#

god i love this channel

surreal heron
#

willingly playing mobas

tropic schooner
#

whos saying willingly

#

we all are forced

grand mesa
surreal heron
grand mesa
#

wow In any game mode doesn’t work me up like a moba does

clear pulsar
#

Thats crazy

#

My behavior score hasnt dipped below 9.9k in 5 years

#

Meanwhile chat banned in wow twice

surreal heron
grand mesa
#

How do u even dip at all

#

Being a functional human is 10k

clear pulsar
#

Quitting

#

Usually

edgy shale
#

the newish feature they added is rlly funny

grand mesa
edgy shale
#

where if ur below 10k u can't ping ur allies skills

grand mesa
#

Face add me on steam we play dotes

viscid remnant
#

Real

edgy shale
#

they know thats only used toxicly

grand mesa
#

I drop the best 2012 wards for u

edgy shale
#

theres some shit thats the same exact ward

#

like near the bottom t2 on scourge

#

or dire whateer its called

tepid spoke
#

Fuji texas david and pod racists and homophobes

#

Real?

edgy shale
#

no

clear pulsar
#

Puzzle too

tepid spoke
#

Wrong

stray sigil
#

real

clear pulsar
tepid spoke
#

Real

viscid remnant
#

And hate also uh

#

How do u say

grand mesa
#

That was like the most politically correct way of being dumb American

viscid remnant
#

Illegal aliens

tiny oar
#

IM LEVEL 64

stray sigil
grand mesa
#

I have no clue where peru is

viscid remnant
#

Pod myking

tepid spoke
#

Pod myqueen

#

I kneel

edgy shale
#

i am not racist!

tepid spoke
#

Real

edgy shale
#

he said real

stray sigil
#

wrong

tepid spoke
#

Wrong

stray sigil
#

matt did a pod

tepid spoke
#

Look the other discord

stray sigil
#

he came too fast

tepid spoke
#

Racist as fuck

tiny oar
tepid spoke
#

Israel in asia

#

Therefore

edgy shale
#

real

tepid spoke
#

Okay i cant say it

#

Therefore david is asian

viscid remnant
#

Pod not racist because the most successful racist is black

#

True?

tepid spoke
#

True?

stray sigil
#

pod is racist

#

and geipyhobic

viscid remnant
#

How can pod be racist feji

tepid spoke
#

David = israel

viscid remnant
#

The most successful racist is black bro

tepid spoke
#

Israel = asia

#

David = asia

#

Real

stray sigil
viscid remnant
edgy shale
#

ur all sucking right now wat is this

tepid spoke
viscid remnant
#

Icant

stray sigil
#

real

tiny oar
#

pajamasamie topping the meters in these TWing dungeons

clear pulsar
#

Mfin sloppytoes

late wraith
#

sloppytoes needs to work on that rotation

viscid remnant
#

Sleepyjoe

edgy shale
#

i really need

#

bristleback to stop getting picked

#

this hero is just so annoying and braindead

clear pulsar
#

Yeah they needed brewmaster or something

tiny oar
#

LEVEL 66

late wraith
#

i went 4-2 in shuffle i'm climbinnnn

tiny oar
late wraith
#

i'm doin it

#

oh no i hope i don't fall

viscid remnant
#

Beavs= short for beaver

#

Trueeeeeee

late wraith
#

what the

#

maybe i just really like oregon college sports

viscid remnant
#

Wth is that

late wraith
#

i dunno i was fibbing anyways

edgy shale
#

ok kiyotaka chokeing hard as fuck its ogre

#

beavers are the mascot of an oregon school davider

#

i live in oregon

#

you sick phuck

viscid remnant
#

So u like beavers pod

tiny oar
#

since when can u use LOH in arena

viscid remnant
#

Since i said so

tiny oar
#

has that been a thing all of DF?

grand mesa
#

This expac

grand mesa
#

How relevant is anything that I’ve been coaching tettleslul

late wraith
#

puzzle i was suchg a good little fella to this rdruid healer. i was the only caster in the lobby and i innervated them as soon as the baddies conencted, i cc'd the priest that was running in to fear, i stayed in los of the treemen

#

no efflo though

#

this rdru but not a single efflo down so i felt unsafe

#

but they ignored me after i escaped and then i did my big cleave dam it was nice

viscid remnant
#

Beaver cleaver

grand mesa
#

It’s so funny watching u panic now when efflo expires

late wraith
#

i do not like that

grand mesa
#

lost kid in mall

late wraith
#

when it's gone i'm like help? me? help? i'm nude over here

tiny oar
#

putting efflo down in a shuffle is big troll as rdru i think like

grand mesa
#

Efflo is happy place

#

in my higher games last season they actually stood in it idk about now tho

tiny oar
#

unless ur at a rating where ppl actualyl listen to you when u tell them to stand in it

wanton ridge
#

ah yes the ratings where monkeys are forbidden

viscid remnant
#

Real

tiny oar
#

rejuv lol

#

rejuv is a cosmetic hot for another mastery stack

viscid remnant
tiny oar
#

nah

#

even with sotf rejuv

#

its 3% of my healing every game

viscid remnant
tiny oar
#

LEVEL 67

viscid remnant
late wraith
#

to being a miserable mage in shuffle 🙏

#

gonna tilt so many melee cutecat

viscid remnant
#

Keep on marching on

late wraith
#

are you doing your m+ again today david?

river solstice
viscid remnant
late wraith
#

ah

viscid remnant
tiny oar
tiny oar
tiny oar
rigid linden
#

i wish

#

i could be worgen dh.

river solstice
#

worgen is a disgusting race

rigid linden
#

Racist.

#

Go hide in the shadows coward

#

immabe out here living my best life

#

runnin wild.

grand mesa
rigid linden
#

LMFAO

#

still so good he went 0-6

stray sigil
rigid linden
#

next lobby

stray sigil
#

are u female

viscid remnant
#

Cyon says worgen backwards on the regular

stray sigil
viscid remnant
stray sigil
#

also

#

and old

rigid linden
#

this is stupid

#

my feral queues ar elike 14min

stray sigil
#

i friggin love shuffle

tiny oar
viscid remnant
#

@clear pulsar

late wraith
#

lol

#

how is he doing, i hope he's well

#

as well as steezo can be

viscid remnant
#

HAHAHAHAHAHA

tiny oar
viscid remnant
late wraith
#

man it really is steezo's world

random patrol
#

pvp push starts next week, all the 2s...........

#

oh well

rigid linden
#

sit 30m shuff q on dh

#

just to bloody go 1-5 due to african 20000 latency asutralia

#

Think this ssn is over

#

🙂

tiny oar
viscid remnant
tiny oar
#

that's rough buddy sry

#

I'm almost ready

stray sigil
grand mesa
#

Frost mage?

#

Gg ez

stray sigil
#

def a fire mage

#

rdru main would play fire mage

safe heart
#

nightborne rsham WHEN

#

WHADDDAFUCKKKKKKK

stray sigil
#

i will never understand ur love for nightborne

#

its uglier nightelves

#

and nightelves are already ugly

viscid remnant
#

Krekborn

stray sigil
#

enji is a krek doer its true

tiny oar
#

tantify said frost easier

silver lichen
#

fire instant cast pew pew

stray sigil
#

frost is def not easier lol

grand mesa
#

Fire mage plays like ele. Ele doesn’t cast. Like rdru

stray sigil
#

frost mage u gotta cast more than fire

#

and ur school is same as block

tiny oar
#

oh nice i love casting spells

stray sigil
#

wrong

#

u play rdru

#

u dont cast

#

dont lie

#

to me

grand mesa
tiny oar
stray sigil
#

wrong u people dont even cast clones anymore

late wraith
#

i got a tank lobby 😦

#

i feel lik eit's probably fine i just don't know what to do when it happens so my brain goes to mush