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i don't think people paly EP now
@fair mirage audit plz
ye some ppl have the roar build
ya def have a roar build for sure. it claps ill find one
wrong texass. when is texass ever not wrong. he's like fuji,
i think spear super nice but vs dk its so asscheeks
watch s3
spear kinda bis for turbo
imagine if in comms we kidnap the healer into a spear every time
IMAGINE
i do drop vortex into your spears alot of the times huh
wrong
watch s3
wrong
not as hard as it did a few weeks ago
ye but still feels super good into dk
what, the talents?
enahnc is very good, but
looks fine
fuji is stupid
imp sweep into perma stacked team imo
and ofc swap out conc blows for wrecking into shields
or the 1 point in wild strikes
@fair mirage irts actually crazy the deletion enh can do
cos 150k off dark pact is sick
like i proc ascendo
and ppl just go from 100 to 20
while im in cc
but i did my job and sharpened or bolted
and he just beats the little rogue into the dirt
also it's kinda annoying but swapping your colossus smash every match
i took wrecking throw into locks
depending if ur actually gonna warbreaker multiple or not
My fuxking enhance moves faster than my feral does
demolition
that makes it even more giga
ye excellent
i did against locks
demo and wreck into locks especially with mw feel dece
can also go mw with that if they int any mobility
like should take warbreaker into melee cleave fest but colossus smash witht he other talent if ur just riding BM all day or something
Idk turbo with verdancy and melee clump fest
Very fun
it does like 100K+
bro i had my talents set it and forget it
i did not change anything other than
wrecking throw and shatter
and when fuji goes "why didn't you do X"
but yeah roar build in general is nice but especially into dk and locks
cos spear low value into them
Fuji will do fuji things
i do not care
I mean he knows that tho
i have 0 gear
so heroic
wrong
I think it’s stupid to flame for obv mistakes that the person obv knows hahaha
@edgy shale tell him hes wrong
If it’s nuanced sure
gg
wrong
wadf
I just roar always fuck spear
Traj
same
been playing spear more lately
is nice for killing rdoodoos
me spear broccoli and if they don't press every button they die is nice mmm
you are horny for DKs
I stg man
and i swear
you avoid going any range
I start with the smaller buttons first when they do that. Then I end up tranqing anyway
im a wheelchair
the dmg is kind of oddly staggered cos its like
u get hit a bit then a bit more
then REALLY hard and hey you're sharpened at 45% hp
nop we 1 shot the dk
Bear bark renewal JK I guess I tranq
you have dogs and all other shit
legendary
OKAYYYY TRANQ
jk rowling
doggos buffo ur things
but you run
doggos is just to buff my ss
get your wolf pack
my sham says big big big and i bolt/sharpen then the little warlock dies
What is says
one day i read tooltip of what dog buffs do
15% physical dmg inc
What is this “saying”
per dog iirc
You’re talking about
I look for a tiny little dwarf and try to divine his intent by which way he’s waddling
His cardinal direction is pointed NE. The hunter is there. He wants the hunter
😩
when taxes do the damgur
he will get to call the targets
until then bich
u ride my target
u lil pod mfer

ngl
You two having your own separate 1v1s
Behind two different pillars
Felt very shuffle
I was in my element
🤣
wrong taxes do pod = he no tlak
ya had weird game the other day where im just like
hm going healer
Guys
then the mw died
Fuji was stuck waddling and just man modeing a warrior
YOU NO TALK
you only flame
after loss
Taxes was chasing a frost mage around in his spawn
I like chocolate milk
Youvl don't even pay taxes
That cat is so cute
turb also had the tsg thing now where u can just static people around
as long as u don't troll the shaman with charge root
like i always do
Kidnapping healers into spear
Sounds so good
ya usually my sham throws it on somebody then moves to somebody else and caps
if it's both dps then i just bolt healer
yer
Are u crushing shuffle taxes
i got montaged by featherfeet in sl wanted to kill meself

what did i say that was flame today

so true and based
such a bully!!
why does fuji flame so much?
LOL
hm
i legit just ran in
That poor fucking lock
it was healer diff
how come
0-6 hpriest
u dont do that with me

taxes is trolling me like david was
gg
trying to keep me down
gg
ruined
tf
i dont see charge at all
i always run warbringer
warbringer nice right now ya
gonna miss the big hits
even less dmgur
u gated and i leap to him
u must maximize ur dmgur output
texass r u wrong or right?
Not gonna lie. In shuffle. It’s charge stormbolt target while charging warbreaker avatar every game I don’t change lol
wrong
true pod watch s3 @edgy shale
r u good enough to teach me hunter or will u only teach me bad stupid things that wil make me worse?
texass sucks
We learned a lot about turbo, and ourselves
fuji sucks
wrong
puzzle phucks sucks
i do big dam
its 2 buttons
I think this is the highest we played with DG meme 3s lol
as fuji will say
mm is 2 buttons
frfr?
it was david rdruid it hink
Wasn’t me no
it was both tbh
And also that was not meme 3s
but we were around the same rating
puzzle member wat he ate for lunch yesterday?
POD RACING
my feral > ur feral
get 2.1
ur so wrong often
or dont speak to me
that no1 even can underestand or listen to u
no other choice
I bet u pod if u revisited feral youd probably do much better
and plz fall into lava
i am legit
and burn into ash
pod dmg = more than ev
like 3 good lobbies
After ur journey
THEN DO IT STUPID DUMB PHUCK
On other classes
im 1 good lobby from 2.1k on my mage like AND?
dw i am doing it
i will get 2.4 enh
duim phuck
U gotta get those wep mogs
fuji i will take ur newborn baby from ur wife's arms and throw it into a volcano
To match our uhhhh lightning and wind enchant
where woyer
ppl are so unhinged
when they cry about undergeared in like 1300 mmr shuff
its like bro the only way to be down here is undergeared or legit pod spriest level
fuji
lck ios on

There is an epidemic
no u dum phuck
Of blue geared clueless warriors who 6-0 their first game because of warrior. Then ended up 2k
fuji
r u actually dumb enough to think zeka is currently in his world's form?
cuz u will make me furious enough to scream and rage yell and become a demon
zeka is 5th/6th best mid in lck currently
JB built diff
in a mode where ur smashing ur face into them and pveing having better numbers is just good
@stray sigil now say sorry to everyone for being so wrong
Ngl I want 10.1 pvp changes so much I’d be ok with them dropping it in April and I miss CE
🤣
Give me 10.1 asap
Obv they won’t but
u dont think u could kill raz in the month of march if u save locout?
@edgy shale when chovy
60 pulls a week or so right
Oh yeah you asked
4 weeks
We’re perma extending
there are two vulpera in my placement shuffle

Ya should be ok pod not sure
And I suspect there will be another round of welfare nerfs so
wdym, im saying u should be more than fine. i think u would kill it in time literally if the patch came out in april like u said
but its not its coming out in like june
Not sure about June
i think u would be more than fine even if u decided to reclear 2 more times for skip
A lot of folks predicting early mid may
Ya I think plenty of time for first kill
and theres no mount to farm
Just more so reclear to get the others not rostered CE
u can always just pay for a skip
or literally just ask me cuz we're ognna have the skip next week
ye
we had sum1s friend come in and do the skip for us
so we went and killed diurna then decided to go back and reclear some bosses for vault / loot
like council
I think this is probably a 300 pull boss for guilds just getting to it
if u do 60 pulls a week for 4 weeks thats 240 pulls
so 1 more week and ur there
seems on track
60 pulls sounds optimistic. Especially when ur deeper in prog and it’s a 14 min fight
Later on some pulls are 10+ min yea
pigs
Think we’ll see i1 early next week
lots i've read have said 1st phase is hardest, so a lot of pulls are prob just about perfecting p1 like most of the last end tier bosses, but idk
maybe p2 is spicy
and intermissions
I can totally see working on the end of the fight, and just wasting half a night because of dumb p1 Shit and regression
Learning P1 is definitely most of your pulls. And you'll wipe in it or lose brezzes even late in prog.
I1 is fun, which side are you @grand mesa
The one with all the healers
Blue
easy target
He got a lot of shit for paying for peoples vision correction or whatever
And now for giving poor people shoes
I don’t get it
Idk, he seems kinda weird but he mostly just gives people money and things for viewers, right?
Like idk
What's to hate?
idk, is there something he did in particular this time? he's definitely cringe, and he's like omega popularized cringe thumbnails with ur face in it
not really worth hating, just cringe
He gave 20,000 pairs of shoes to poor kids in Africa and made a video about it
the always online people are just looking for something to hate
Why is he getting shit
no matter how much good it does for someoone else
Cause the perception that he’s monetenizing it and it’s not completely altruistic?
Like 20,000 kids have SHOES now
yeah
he said he takes all his money each month and does some good with it
people just mad
because they're nto getting anything
they rotating old dungeons for m+ ?
i googled and an article says some ppl are mad cuz he's monetizing his own charitable acts, but like...who cares? charity is still charity. its not like he's taking pples money for himself, ppl just watch his chammel
thats how he always has done it
and he takes that money he gets to do the next thing
like he isn't banking this money hes using it to do the next charity thing
a lot of people do like 100x the charity with 1/10000 of the grandstanding, but its like who cares. more chary can't be a bad thing
the guy is a little up his own ass mebbe? watever
its cus hes a crring youtuber
then decided to do charity work
so hes gonna get hate from his past
poeople who just hate
He’s doing some good unlike a lot of these peanut gallery dinguses on twitter
So it’s a dub in my book
A ipod W?


banned from pika chat
cus auto mod
saying league is filled with shitters who caused auto fill

@stray sigil why u dont kick?
charlotte linlin
texass u are scum.
i literally want to cry for all 3 dps
who got fucked
by how op war is
no
fark u
do i make my hunter tonight?
i phucked up
tokens were like 140k for so long
now its like 200k
so much more to get a boost
or BM 
mm
ima take blame on my kicks but not that time lol
HOW
wdym how
UR KICK HAS NO CD
he out there getting sheeps raw
thats not real
if its like stun poly thats diff he cant do anything about it
but raw idk
wat does it even cost u to cast sheep
shear
on sheep
he cant shift cuz hes healing u
idiom
get him pod
a spike bolts heals
hes pod posting
wtf does that even mean
ur the worst shaman ev in this life
and u must be destroyed
before its too late
JUST KICK IT
ill die on this hill
ok but he can shift notnget polier and we dont get spiked or bolted
isnt that better
no
yes it is
was a trick question
ye i was kicking heal cuz i was grounding spikes and he wasnt casting wm
but like soesnt change anything
..................................................................................................
ur clueless how lock even works
what is wm
if ur at pillar and u get polys raw
that’s absolutely on u
FIRE FIRE FIRE
not ne
shut fuk pod
who tf casts incis
conflagrate

????????????????????????
man pod is wildin out

u kick fire
so they can't use proc
so they can't conflag
dumb phuck
kick immolate
KICK ONE FO THEM
so u agree with me
U KICK NONE
gg
WHY KICK NOTHING
gg
STUPID PHUCK
gg
U KICK NOTHING
gg
U KICK AIR
AND U ONLY ECIST TO GIVE LOCK CONSCARELATRETION PROC
hey listen why am i catching heat
taxes is sitting on a lock
cuz ur that stupid
@hollow condor texass why dont u kicking fire?
so true and based
if u guys didn't realize
in the year 2023
that u need to kick fire
then i don't even know wat to say to u
tbh
no
u should kick poly
cuz mage is blinkg around
texass
should kick fire
and u can ground
spike
liek u said
problem?
seems like its all covered
dum phuck
@hollow condor @grand mesa tell fuji he's wrong and stuspid
@vestal citrus tell him
pod and fuji are stupid
idioms
and i did kick lock
but i got juked like 2 times and chased that mfr around like a headless monkey
u dont kick fire.
how many dinbings is mm hunter
Wtf does that mean
yes
bindings
thats not why i @'d u glphiestro
u should read up on me and fuji screaming at each other
and give giel;ipesitro opinion

puzzle kept eating pollies cuz he was pumping too many heals. meanwhile fuji is only kicking smoothing smist instead of kicking the polies cuz he says that he shouldn't need to kick pollies cuz his healer is a druid
he should shift them
so fuji is wrong again.
legendary
It was nagrand against destro/frost mage
We got farmed

I chase lock like headless monkey
Frost mage PvE into Fuji
Puzzle doing puzzle things
After game this is fuji “you ate too many poly”

Just GG go next
basically
fuji wasn't kickling
texas wasn't kicking
idiot didnt'e ven know u kick fire in 2023
so itw asa lways doomed
tru ot ru
waadf
hey hope ur having a good day pod
i hope ur day starts off rlly good, but then int he middle becomes really, really bad. like a legitimate nightmare. but then it becomes good after that
tru
wtf man
wadf?
great!

guardi 🐷
i hate that gif, never know if it's the nsfw version
what's the nsfw version
orc? dwarf?? i thought we were druids in here wtf
dw
okay I'm not worried!
But kicking Poly prevents the use of Counterspell and Spellsteal...
Which Fuji?
There's a bunch
But also, it's good to kick Poly regardless so your Druid can spend more time doing healing or damage rather than spending globals on shifting.
I cant wait to never queue resto again as long as invigorate is a thing
Do need to make sure he knows you'll kick it
Else you kick and he shifts
ye, fuji is just duimb and oversimplifies and thinks he doesnt' need to kick poly cuz druid cna shift
he thinks puzzle is playing feral or sometihng
@stray sigil ur very stupid. extremely even
Since i learned you don't like pierogi things have changed
monkaS
thats kinda ironic
cuz i just bought pierogi
i dont rly like them, but i was like
man iam eating meat every single day

for dinner/lunch - we call it obiad
and we eat it around 3-4
or at least i do
so ye
i was like
maybe i should not eat meat today
for a dinner

so ye i have pierogi
That's the good stuff
So with cheese filling? Or what
cheese and blueberries
I hope that's 2 different
It likely is yea
why are they redesigning ret?
cuz its boring ape spec
just like feral
but i heard they are nerfing it big time now
on ptr
it was so fun
and now they are making it boring and not good
thats what i heard
ive been playing my ret in dungeons and it doesnt feel that bad
what is not an ape spec
to you
p shiat in raid and has no defensives
the oint of the rework was to give it defensives and make it more interesting ig
ye, once u queue few shuffles
u dont wanna play
anymore
every single dps goes on u
and u are taking insane damage
like insane damage
and in disc meta
for shuffle
ye
Morning
Demon hunter? BM hunter? Rogue? Rdruid? He’s got so many favorites
enha shaman
I’m leaving for the airport in like 30 🤣
Well fuji is certainly enjoying himself as shaman
where u goin
yes joanna
Fuji never kicked on the re. Only time I got out of it was mage mistimed it I dropped combat and I went prowl before it landed lmao
How difficult is resto compared to holy priest and disc
could be cool dg minecraft server
I think I need to watch you play it some when I’m back. I’ll def dabble
does mmr of one spec affect the other? for example if i play on anotherr spec with lower mmr and lose it will affect the mmr on the spec i am higher?
Ye if more people are interested I can rent a Serv
Difficult in terms of meta, disc is strongest rn so probably easiest in that regard. I think holy is pretty cut and dry but it’s not very good right now at all. Rdruid is a pretty simple class to heal with but there’s also a lot of nuances to it
No they’re independent
Only time it matters if say you’re 2500 on main spec. Your first game at alt spec will be like 2k because it factors your main into account
so it only affects the mmr of a new spec?
aha i see thanks @grand mesa
Is resto the tankiest of the healers? This will be my first time ever healing
Im looking for as simple as possible pretty much
damn puzzle im watching a video
its like not regular minecraft at all lmao
cant break wood with ur hands
Yeah it’s not
I kinda like that there’s depth to it
It can probably handle train better than most
Thank you for all the help
Np. Rdruid is a good class. Not the absolute strongest rn in meta but still plenty good
Def worth a look
I think only tragic specs rn are holy priest and rsham
wrong. its op
sup
Okay enhance
Think you have more agency looking at what fuji does lol
Only thing is you def waddle a lot
I go 3v3 with some priest who dies to deva soloing him
so annoying
then theres some warrior who just tanks lock and dh and dies
I mean it’s skirmish right
It’s legit lobotomite gameplay
Under geared dudes or mount collectors
Hard to get mad at shit lol
shit geared warrior with me vs frost and destro lock
wonder how this will go
almost died
cause I have no self heals
Enh got juicy heals
so fucking sad to play frost mage destro lock in skirm
like we cant do shit
cant go mage cause he just uses time reverse
cant go lock cause too tanky
and their dmg is stupid as fuck
skirm meta gg unwinnble
trying to do them for fun
but cant even win shit
idk why they cant remove shroud from prevoker
or make it last 5 seconds or something
way too broken
shit priest dies and im 2v2 with a ret against a prevoker ret
so shitty
feral double dps is so useless now I cant heal for shit
Play enh
so fucking asd
double rogue
one rogue opens and uses evasion so I cant open
forces shit
then vanishes
another rogue opens and evasions and I cant open him
and kills my partner
I wish they removed skirms so I couldnt do this shit
how am I supposed to survive in a fight against frost dk rogue
without a healer
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it's pure muscle she said
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I stg I saw that on twitter
you did
Yeah that’s exactly the thing I saw lmao
She probably got a ton of idk. Hits. Whatever u call them. Never used tinder
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