pvp

[junior plover]

Ye that too

[tardy hare]

Move speed

Smh

My awp and ssg auto lock on heads

[haughty rose]

with clips of kenny running around the map

[clear pulsar]

Ok not every one of them, you just dont remember the bad ones

Like nawwk was a dedicated awper

He was just bad at it

[haughty rose]

draken was very mediocre also

[junior plover]

Wh

[haughty rose]

most inconsistent tier1 awper

[clear pulsar]

Draken was mediocre but he could hang an they did good with him cuz they had an awper that could hang ofc

[junior plover]

Draken was extremely inconsistent but they consistently got good results on that roster

His stats were really good too

[haughty rose]

hmm did they

[junior plover]

It's just funny to look at the shots

Where he has someone on the crosshair

And swings 10m to the side

Yeah NiP didn't win anything for 4 years

Got Rez draken

Instantly won 2 tournaments

[haughty rose]

to me they were stuck in the top 15-20 limbo for a while with him

[junior plover]

Dreamhack Stockholm 2017 or w/e

And something else

[haughty rose]

but yeah maybe they won a few t2-t3

[junior plover]

Nah

[haughty rose]

rez was so solid

[junior plover]

T1

They were #1 hltv for a few months

I think

[haughty rose]

really

[junior plover]

Yeah that roster was surprisingly good

[haughty rose]

I remember them struggling quite a bit

[junior plover]

It didn't last long

Only a couple months

[viscid remnant]

Hes right

[edgy shale]

davider

[haughty rose]

anyway, just want to fanboy about rez a bit, the most mechanically insane player I've seen on a server

[edgy shale]

look t this

i saw this on twitter

true or true

[haughty rose]

bro was a robot, I played 1 faceitgame with him damn

[edgy shale]

@viscid remnant

[viscid remnant]

Truuuuue

[junior plover]

They won IEM Oakland and Hellcase they were stacked with t1 teams

But checked now

They failed to qualify for major

In between

So yeah I guess it wasn't consistently good

Just really high highs

[clear pulsar]

Bro right?

Rez screen is so

[tepid spoke]

I bought a sunscreen

[clear pulsar]

Satisfying to watch

[tepid spoke]

That cost me

Fuckin

[clear pulsar]

He's like CLEAN @haughty rose

[tepid spoke]

20usf

Supossedly it didnt irritate your etes

And im fukin

Crying

Rn

[junior plover]

REZ in 1vX

[haughty rose]

his crosshair placement is just perfection its unreal 💀

[junior plover]

Is like porn

[clear pulsar]

What is etes @tepid spoke

[tepid spoke]

Eyes

[clear pulsar]

Oh ok

Just eyes in chilean spanish then?

[junior plover]

People hyping up all these Russian and French kids to be the next s1mple

When the next s1mple is waiting for device to reconnect to the server

Smh

[safe heart]

How to get beta key feral pvp conduit guide dragonflight wowhead guide by xaryu twitch streamer 2022

[tepid spoke]

Best feral pov

[haughty rose]

which french kid ahah ?

[clear pulsar]

Surely kiosk aint call zywoo 'french kids'

But there is also literally nothing else in the french scene rn

[junior plover]

zywoo is french kids

He's good tho

[haughty rose]

yeah thats what I thought

last time I checked hltv the french teams were... dead

[junior plover]

Just didn't live up to the hype

[clear pulsar]

Ok listen there is no 'hyping up' with zywoo

He's #2 awper world

And there is no close 3rd

[viscid remnant]

theres no frenchteams

lots of eu is international

[junior plover]

Who's #1

I've been absent

[haughty rose]

very weird how there's suddenly no french team or swedish team on tier 1

[clear pulsar]

S0mple ofc

[junior plover]

Ye i figured

What happened with m0nesy

[viscid remnant]

kyuk

[haughty rose]

I used to love hating the Swedes and supporting my boys

[clear pulsar]

M0nesy is really good, the rest of his team has a collective meltdown sometimes and they failed to qualify for the major

[junior plover]

Outsiders is Gambit

[haughty rose]

outsiders, interesting, never heard of them

[clear pulsar]

No, outsiders is virtus pro

[haughty rose]

oh

[clear pulsar]

Cloud9 is gambit

[junior plover]

Oh

Ye

[viscid remnant]

ye

iwas goingto say

[junior plover]

Got it backwards

[clear pulsar]

And virtus pro is old avangar roster

[viscid remnant]

also c9 rusky team

[clear pulsar]

But only jame and qikert left

[viscid remnant]

sus

[junior plover]

Ye C9 just signed gambit because gambit got banned from most events

Tbh that avangar roster winning a major is insane

Good for them

[haughty rose]

weird pickup by C9

[junior plover]

No one ever thought they would amount to anything

[haughty rose]

who wants to pay stickers for russian players (no racism)

[viscid remnant]

id buy dorsia sticket

sexg0d

[clear pulsar]

Idk man c9 is kinda fan favorite

Like people like the players

[haughty rose]

are they really lol

[junior plover]

What's xantares doin

[clear pulsar]

Not fan favorite maybe not quite

But they def get cheered on by crowds

More than you'd think

[junior plover]

I mean CIS always had a good following in csgo

[clear pulsar]

There are other strong awpers rn of course, it's just that the 2 at the top are some distance ahead.

[junior plover]

I don't think people actually dislike the players for the situation in russia

Banning orgs is obvious

Since they pay taxes in russia

[clear pulsar]

Sh1ro is rly good, jame is rly good, m0nesy, torzsi who is mouz's new awper is good too.

[junior plover]

I think players had to stop paying taxes in russia to keep playing

[haughty rose]

yeah but most russian players are quite "bland", can't interact in english etc etc

[junior plover]

So i don't think any of them live there

[haughty rose]

beside sexgod

[clear pulsar]

It's a lot of russian awpers actually now that I think about it

[viscid remnant]

seems like u just hate russians

sussy

[clear pulsar]

Or CIS at least with s1mple

[haughty rose]

you got me

[junior plover]

Idk I remember the gambit major run

[clear pulsar]

Sh1ro jame m0nesy, team spirit is also kinda carried by their awper I forgor the name

[junior plover]

People were cheering for everyone on that roster big time

Altho they were against brazil

I think

[clear pulsar]

Immortals vs BIG that major was so hype

[junior plover]

2017 was crazy for major upsets

Until then no new orgs ever competed for T1 really

They would all slowly grind up

End of an era

I can't believe Zeus won a major in 2017

After getting kicked off the best CIS team

Also I lied, that roster had 1 ruski

Just remembered it was 3 kazakhs

[viscid remnant]

isnt zeuz ukrainian too

[junior plover]

Ye

But they had dosia

[haughty rose]

such a chad move from him

i remember that ladder highlight on mirage

[clear pulsar]

[junior plover]

Honestly Zeus was so outclassed skill wise even in that event

[clear pulsar]

The only highlight of zeus last 8 years

Yes or yes?

[junior plover]

Idk what he brought to the team

But it worked

Dosia also

Wtf is dosia doing winning a major in 2017

[viscid remnant]

true

[haughty rose]

ye but he styled on niko, worth it

[viscid remnant]

wasnt he like 33

when winning the major

or iam smokin

[junior plover]

He's 35 i think

Dosia

Idk bout zeus

But also similar

[viscid remnant]

bro iam so high

[junior plover]

Ye Zeus too

[viscid remnant]

i googled dorsia age

ROFL

ahahahahaha

[junior plover]

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fadedthanaho-need-i-say-more-yodie-gang-fulcrome-faded-than-a-hoe-gif-27047588

ahahahahaha

[junior plover]

Did faze win a major yet

Or are they still cucked since C9 choke

[viscid remnant]

i got an 8:30 res at dorsia

great sea urchin cheviche

[junior plover]

[viscid remnant]

uhh

i think faze won soemthing recently no ?

man idk ever since like 2016-17 to now

cs majors been a blank

not rly following

[haughty rose]

same

[junior plover]

Oh ye they won this year

[clear pulsar]

They won

[junior plover]

Ye majors need a consistent schedule like worlds in lol

[viscid remnant]

last major i was following close was when fanatic rootd envyus on dust 2 with the 4 awps

any1 remember that

[junior plover]

I need to plan my life around them

I cba watching it when it pops up on my YouTube feed live

I need to be hyped up

Greese me up a little

[viscid remnant]

ye its sussy

[junior plover]

Valorant already killing cs in NA

Cuz RIOT knows their shit

[viscid remnant]

NA omegalul

[junior plover]

It's gonna surpass in eu too I'm sure

[edgy shale]

valorant big in NA and KR

[junior plover]

Ye kinda sussy KR are playing a shooter

[viscid remnant]

NO SHOT valorshiat will replace cs in eu

its too engrained in the culture of eu

true and real

[edgy shale]

riot bringing shoorter to easter marker

[junior plover]

We grew up on cs

Kids who are 14 now

Will watch valorant

[viscid remnant]

idiots

[junior plover]

Probably

I haven't watched a single Valorant t1 game

[grand mesa]

Valorant is the future

[junior plover]

But I went to a T2 LAN and watch a bunch of the eastern Europe league

[grand mesa]

Not mine but

[clear pulsar]

Shuttup puzzle

I only watched valorant finals cuz BR team won

[junior plover]

Cuz my friend is winning it every time

[clear pulsar]

I had to watch ofc

[viscid remnant]

iam a valorant denyer

[junior plover]

Big props to Szymon

[grand mesa]

You will cave on this too. Like wrath and evoker

[viscid remnant]

no shot

[edgy shale]

wdym

[viscid remnant]

cs here is not in america

here cs

every kid plays since 6years old

[edgy shale]

wtf r u saying davider

[viscid remnant]

its REAL

[junior plover]

Valorant has a stream of new content all the time nerfs buffs big meta shifts new maps new heroes

[viscid remnant]

i legit played cs 1.6 in like 2nd grade

[edgy shale]

davider saying weird shit again true or true

[junior plover]

I can't imagine CSGO is gonna complete with

A 4 year meta

[viscid remnant]

wdym

they JUST

NERFED AWP

TO 5 BULLETS

[grand mesa]

Also valve is checked out as fuck

[viscid remnant]

REAL

[junior plover]

Ye after 5 years since last change

No?

[viscid remnant]

not rly

[junior plover]

I didn't know that tho

[viscid remnant]

they buff and nerf guns here and there

a lot of fuckery with m4a1s

true or true face

[grand mesa]

Just today they nerfed awp and m4a1 and removed d2

[clear pulsar]

No there was big shift to scoped rifles during covid, then back, they change smgs sometimes a good amount

[viscid remnant]

they buffed it to 25 rounds and lowered back to 20 recently

[junior plover]

Ye but those are like a tiny Valorant patch

I remember scopes meta

[clear pulsar]

There's m4a1 vs m4a4

[viscid remnant]

1. valorant bin

[junior plover]

But it doesn't compare to releasing a single hero in valo

It's like

[viscid remnant]

also therees more to change in valor

cuz heros

[junior plover]

Damn u spend money on a gun that's 5% different

[viscid remnant]

cs u onl have guns and util

[junior plover]

M4a1 now

Next year m4a4

Crazy meta shift

[clear pulsar]

Idk I still use m4a4

[viscid remnant]

kind of is bruv

a1 is op

u have no bullet tracers to spray smokes

wdym

[clear pulsar]

I whiff too many shots for the a1 to work for me

[grand mesa]

I think valorant is a true 2022 live service game with patches frequent tuning and meta shifts. Cs is as old as me 🤷‍♂️

[clear pulsar]

Yeah but you play neither

So why are you talking about it

[junior plover]

I was faceit 10 in CS i know the difference between m4s i know its big in the CSGO context

[clear pulsar]

ROOTED OUT

[viscid remnant]

i will explain to u like this kiosk

[grand mesa]

Ive played both. I don’t need to play it currently to have an opinion on it

[viscid remnant]

CS is like the chess of shooters

[junior plover]

In valo a new hero completely changes all metas around every map

[viscid remnant]

its simple on the surface

but the game itself

is omega complex

[junior plover]

I know

[viscid remnant]

TRUE O RTRUUUUUUUUUUUE

[junior plover]

What I'm saying is

[edgy shale]

not true

[viscid remnant]

what u are saying is like

[junior plover]

Valo is more engaging for the VIEWER

Because shit on screen is always different

Fresh

[viscid remnant]

saying chess is bad cuz the meta has been the same for 1k years

[junior plover]

Yeah and how many zoomers watch chess

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/technology-plant-mover-gif-3457510

[viscid remnant]

but cs is good cuz its accessible

[clear pulsar]

I rooted you out

Like this

[viscid remnant]

more than valorshiat

i watch a game of valor

[grand mesa]

That gif

[viscid remnant]

and it looks like a fiesta

[grand mesa]

Is more of. A PowerPoint

[viscid remnant]

but iam biased i suppose

[grand mesa]

Than David’s stream

[junior plover]

Ye that's true u can watch CSGO without playing

But valo not as much

[viscid remnant]

valo gameplay makes no sense

with all of the sussy abilities

[grand mesa]

I think cs is more watchable

For sure

[clear pulsar]

Valorant is harder to follow if you dont play it actively

But it's nowhere near as bad as overwatch for instance

[junior plover]

Yee

Or dota

[grand mesa]

Overwatch actually unwatchable

[junior plover]

Bro I've been playing league 10 years

[clear pulsar]

Well dota you can get the jist of things but

[junior plover]

I tune into TI

[grand mesa]

I disagree with MOBA’s

[clear pulsar]

Overwatch is just horrendous overwhelming amount of stuff on your screen

[viscid remnant]

ANY TRUERS

[junior plover]

I can't even tell what's a hero

And what's a tree

[viscid remnant]

the comment section

[grand mesa]

I think there’s plenty of people who can watch a match and follow along

[edgy shale]

wait

[grand mesa]

But have never played

[edgy shale]

did u really just say cs is more accessable than valo? cuz thats just so wrong in every way lol

[viscid remnant]

nop

[stone breach]

[grand mesa]

I have friends who never played dota but liked watching international

[viscid remnant]

wrong puzzle

i legit never played mobas

[junior plover]

CS is more accessible to viewers than valo by far

[viscid remnant]

no clue whats going on

[junior plover]

It's not rocket science

[edgy shale]

????????????????????????

[junior plover]

There's less complexity for the viewer

You can shoot, throw a smoke and flash

[grand mesa]

It’s slower paced than shooters so people can explain what’s going on and the stakes in 30-35 minute games

[junior plover]

That's it

[edgy shale]

for playing and watching i think valo is more accessable, but particularly for playing

[stone breach]

Dota 2 is very watchable. Anyone can watch "PATIENCE FROM ZHOU" aka "The Play" and understand what's going on

[clear pulsar]

Ok but you're weak mental

David

[junior plover]

No you're cap

[edgy shale]

u dont need to know their abilities to follow whats going on

[viscid remnant]

nope

[edgy shale]

its way more colorful

[viscid remnant]

false

[junior plover]

Bro

[edgy shale]

and appealing

[junior plover]

U can watch

Baby shark

[grand mesa]

I agree with kiosk

[junior plover]

It's colorful

[grand mesa]

Cs is way more watchable for someone who’s never played

[junior plover]

But you're watching pro Valorant for the gameplay

[viscid remnant]

ipod has the braindmged take

[grand mesa]

No heroes. Pretty much same guns

[viscid remnant]

ppl can be legit teleporting around the maps with sussy abilities

ye that makes sense

[edgy shale]

i dont really agree with u guys, but for playing 100% valo is more accessable no question

[viscid remnant]

any kyukers

[junior plover]

Playing i think so ye

Cuz CSGO engine

Is insanely punishing

And abilities breach the skill gap in aim

[edgy shale]

also ur just playaing against ppl who have been playing the same game for 20 years

[clear pulsar]

Idk if it was a game design diff or if the valorant casters are just pure hype no analysis but I felt like the casting left a lot to be desired in terms of telling people what to look for

[edgy shale]

in valo u can cheese

[viscid remnant]

VALORANT IS RUN AND GUN GAME

[edgy shale]

with abilities

[viscid remnant]

ANY TRUERS

[edgy shale]

to get around skill gaps

[viscid remnant]

0SKILLGAME

[stone breach]

I can't watch any shooter and understand what's going on

[clear pulsar]

Like you watch CS with spunj or moses or launders casting, they tell you what to look at, they tell you what is gonna happen in 15s based on how the teams are moving on the map

[junior plover]

I could get a master thesis in lol macro but I can't follow a dota2 game for 2 minutes

Maybe we're all fried

In different ways

[stone breach]

Dota 2 so simple though

[grand mesa]

I could watch a league game and be reasonably entertained

[junior plover]

Ye it's not really about the gameplay i think

Just the visuals

[stone breach]

Just destroy your opponents base 4head

[grand mesa]

Even if I’ve barely played

[junior plover]

Everything blends together

In dota

[grand mesa]

And don’t know heroes

[junior plover]

Ok but the most unwatchable esport

Is wow pvp

True or true

[grand mesa]

I like watching awc

But idk how watchable it is. I suspect not very

[junior plover]

True

My girlfriend watched valo with me

And got confused as to why the guy was shooting both teams

She didn't realize the cam was swapping

I don't think she was paying attention tho i was watching on my phone

[grand mesa]

U made ur GF watch valo with u on your phone???

[junior plover]

Well

[clear pulsar]

"Made" is strong wording

[viscid remnant]

he has a gf

gg

[junior plover]

I was watching my friend winning finals

And she asked if she can watch

[clear pulsar]

Sometimes you're just watching something laying down with the girl

[junior plover]

Yee

[clear pulsar]

And she looks at it

[grand mesa]

Weird

[clear pulsar]

You dont do that type of thing?

[grand mesa]

No if we want to watch something we watch together on TV

[clear pulsar]

No but

[grand mesa]

Sure I’ll show her like a funny Tiktok or vice versa

[clear pulsar]

Bro

[grand mesa]

But not like

A finals match

[junior plover]

I would watch it on tv but I'm in limbo living with roommates in shitty apartment

Moving to my place soon

[clear pulsar]

Yeah

[junior plover]

So i had a phone or pc

[grand mesa]

Ah

[clear pulsar]

Puzzle not everyone is 38yo loaded after long career

[viscid remnant]

true

[clear pulsar]

Scamming the medical industry

[junior plover]

Nah I'm loaded and I hang with the freshest guys

You wouldn't say that shit to me at lan

[clear pulsar]

Are you jacked?

I'll be jacked give 2 more months bro

[viscid remnant]

he weighs 40 kilos

[junior plover]

Ye and I eat at the chillest restaurants

[junior plover]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about kiosk. u wouldt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[grand mesa]

That copypasta so old

[junior plover]

It's like a 2013 semphis pasta

[grand mesa]

Feel like that was an entirely different era in gaming

I was still in my gaming Prime. 26?

[junior plover]

Bro back in 2014 when Virtus Pro won the IEM Katowice major in Poland

I swear 80% of seats were empty

Until finals with VP

No one gave a shit about cs

People couldn't fit on the lol side

So they sat down to watch cs

[grand mesa]

2012 was when cs go came out?

[junior plover]

Something like that

[edgy shale]

100% earlier

[grand mesa]

And if I recall it had a slow start and people stuck to 1.6 for a while

[edgy shale]

i cuz it in high school

and i was graduated by 2012

[junior plover]

It was earlier but early on it was really really shit

[grand mesa]

August 2012

[edgy shale]

naw

it was out

a lot befoer then

it was just considered

'beta'

[junior plover]

I think 2013 was the first dreamhack major maybe

[edgy shale]

when it really wasnt

[junior plover]

Yee

It was early access before it was cool

[junior plover]

The reason why NiP was so dominant early on

[grand mesa]

I mean closed beta was nov 2011

[junior plover]

Was because no other team switched

Everyone thought it was gonna be shit because it was shit on release

[grand mesa]

My point being

I think it had a slow start

I don’t think it started to really get eyeballs

Until around 2014

Ish

As an esport. A lot of 1.6 guys hated it

And got burned by source

[junior plover]

I mean CS as an esport was actually tiny even in 1.6

League in 2011 was already bigger

After a year

[grand mesa]

I mean

Prime cs 1.6 was like 2003-2008ish

And esports market was much smaller

[junior plover]

Yeah that's what I mean

Like SC2 and CS were big for the market

But pre lol esports were tiny

[grand mesa]

Was dying game and fractured between 1.6 and source by the time league rolled around

[junior plover]

Riot blew it up big time

[grand mesa]

The international helped too

The idea of a 1,000,000 prize pool

Back then

[junior plover]

Yeah true

[grand mesa]

Was unfathomable

The most we’ve seen was 100,000 in like 2004

And it turned out CPL was a scam

Teams played for like 5-10k on the reg

And no streaming back then

Lol

What I’m glad to see now tbh

Is gaming is so accepted

And mainstream now

[junior plover]

2019 worlds i talked about at work every day

Was a shock for sure

[grand mesa]

At this point I tell my manager I’m taking a week off for DF release 🤷‍♂️

[junior plover]

[grand mesa]

But even tho he’s in his 40s he gets it. Cause he got hooked on clash of clans like 10 years ago 😂😂😂

[junior plover]

I've never been asked to provide a reason it's mostly been small talk

[grand mesa]

Ya

[edgy shale]

wait

u specifically say its for wow?

thats degen lol

[grand mesa]

Ya

[edgy shale]

also i really thought csgo came out in like 2009 im mind phucked

[viscid remnant]

clasic ipod

[edgy shale]

davider u like bleach so ur based

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

Oh btw

HAPPY BDAY FUJI

[junior plover]

Damn it's feji day?

[edgy shale]

happy bday!

[grand mesa]

it’s feji day

[junior plover]

[viscid remnant]

Feji and lyman

Bday twins

[stray sigil]

[tepid spoke]

Happy birthday

🥰

[junior plover]

Feji = heckin cute and valid

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-andrew-tate-bugatti-what-color-is-your-bugatti-gif-26608880

[grand mesa]

Haven’t seen that one in a while

[haughty compass]

Might turn stream on for disgusting dev 1 shots

[junior plover]

Anyway @clear pulsar

U tried gen 9 yet?

It's on showdown

I made a fun rain team had some pog time

[raven otter]

Anyone has a talentbuild for arena resto?

[junior plover]

No clue what I'm doing thi

[viscid remnant]

@raven otter ur going to play df or not

[tepid spoke]

Cam

[tepid spoke]

Cam

?

[viscid remnant]

Answer me kurwa gurom

[edgy shale]

KURWA

[tepid spoke]

hola

[viscid remnant]

Man its so weird all this times

Nev heard pylon speak

Or mattiu or ipod

Every1 else of the regualrs i talked to

[tepid spoke]

I talk in stream

[viscid remnant]

U never stream wtf

[haughty compass]

No cam

[tepid spoke]

Meh

[grand mesa]

Everyone I’ve talked to in DG PVP so far have nice voices

[haughty compass]

I troll and treat this place like a personal diary. I’m very different lol

[tepid spoke]

Sussy

[grand mesa]

Feji David face lakez all nice voices

[tepid spoke]

No homo

[haughty compass]

A little homo, but that’s ok

[clear pulsar]

No I havent pleyd on showdown in like 6 months or something

[edgy shale]

sus

[viscid remnant]

I put so much effort to make this

Pls laugh

[grand mesa]

LOL

i laughed

[tropic schooner]

David also sounds vaguely dutch

Very confusing

[viscid remnant]

First time i hear that

[grand mesa]

i thought he sounded russian

[tropic schooner]

No waz

Way

[grand mesa]

but that's as an american who's not super familiar with accents

[edgy shale]

davider sounds jew

[viscid remnant]

Idk how i sound dutch

Machtig is duch

[edgy shale]

u dont u sound jew

[viscid remnant]

Idont sound like him at all

Any TTUERS

[edgy shale]

i thought he was from belgianm

not dutch

[viscid remnant]

Na he from netherlands

[edgy shale]

oh ok

[stray sigil]

david def closet ruski

[viscid remnant]

Man i love that meme template so much

[stray sigil]

sounds like putin

[viscid remnant]

Iam technically ukrainian / moldovan

[clear pulsar]

Very good

[viscid remnant]

Like 3/4 and 1/4

I think

Not sure

[stray sigil]

face sounds like

a very white brazilian

[grand mesa]

ill be honest i think face and fuji have very similar voice qualities

[viscid remnant]

Face sounds white ad and sussy

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Goddamn

[viscid remnant]

Like a femboy sussy

[stray sigil]

true

[viscid remnant]

Any truers

[stray sigil]

truuuuuuu

[edgy shale]

davider is technically a jewish

[stray sigil]

but i known this for a while

when i use to carry him in rbgs

everyone wanted him out but

i didnt let it happen

[viscid remnant]

Heroic

[stray sigil]

heroic

[viscid remnant]

Mam that ninjago meme

When the piano kicks in

[stray sigil]

he was a starfall only boomy

[viscid remnant]

It hits different

[stray sigil]

padding all games

[viscid remnant]

True or true

[clear pulsar]

Ok bro we playedl ike 3 rbgs total

[stray sigil]

nop

but even then u were 500 dps player

in rbgs even

legendary

[viscid remnant]

Kiosk went to sleep

Or ignoring me

Smh

[stray sigil]

u pinged

novox

not kiosk

earlier

@viscid remnant

scroll up

[viscid remnant]

What

No shot

[stray sigil]

y

[viscid remnant]

Wait thats real

[stray sigil]

[viscid remnant]

@junior plover kirwa u play df or not

[stray sigil]

poor guy was prob very confusee

[clear pulsar]

Bro you cant tell me i sound like feji

[viscid remnant]

Iam legit faded than a ho

[clear pulsar]

Feji sounds like has 3 potatoes in his mouth

[grand mesa]

@tepid spoke this is what lontar is running

agree?

[stray sigil]

i sound better than fave

[clear pulsar]

I'm actually in shambles rn

[stray sigil]

true

dont compqre me

[viscid remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/yodie-yodiegang-penjamin-fulcrum-fulcrumcomein-gif-26893436

[clear pulsar]

Yes stasis is soooo strong

[stray sigil]

to p’ebian

[viscid remnant]

@junior plover kurwa

[viscid remnant]

Iam alrdy evoker expert i wouldnt do it that way its just all wrong

[grand mesa]

this is cdew's

i need to read this

[stray sigil]

i dont think ret is that bad

also think fdk and udk are relative

and assa is higher

[hearty pike]

anywhere i can find 2v2/3v3 comps

[stray sigil]

fdk u get chained 80k oblit in the face

if u play the right spec

[grand mesa]

i agree fuji

fdk can blast imo

and tbh i don't think ret is that bad

people just keep repeating this "lower haste levels" at start of expansion

it's not true in DF

[stray sigil]

is that a shuffle tier list ?

cuz like

i really doubt

sub is unplayable

in shuffles prob

rmp

XD

always been it though

for the past 2 expacs?

[fair mirage]

sub rmp

[grand mesa]

wasn't that also true for SL?

[stray sigil]

maybe thug

[fair mirage]

doomed to that comp until the end of time

[grand mesa]

and people been complaining about sub rmp

[stray sigil]

if hunters get a buff

[grand mesa]

this entire time

[stray sigil]

but there is no way sub rmp

is gonna be bad

lol

wouldnt that make the other specs worse

than sub

comparatibely

[fair mirage]

against all odds rm will make it work

watch it be like assa arcane again

[grand mesa]

look all u need is

[stray sigil]

since assa reli a lot on kidney

like sure its shtity for sub

[grand mesa]

RMP with triple Dark Moon Card: Inferno

[edgy shale]

fuji

[stray sigil]

but they still have stuns out the ass

[fair mirage]

assa shitting damage again ya

[grand mesa]

better than resonatoir

[edgy shale]

what alt do i make

fuji

[stray sigil]

u want what

im thinking udk or fdk personally

uhdk has a bunch of dots and shit

[grand mesa]

what

[stray sigil]

ye but i like dot specs

[grand mesa]

the

fuck

WHY

[edgy shale]

those are both dk

fuck having a pet

[fair mirage]

servers shidding and farding again

[stray sigil]

maybe assa

kinda similar to feral dmg wise

but better

na thats too degen

[grand mesa]

shadowplay feels good

they'l;l turn back and look @ us after DF is successfully dropped

[edgy shale]

sin feels so squishy u dont get bear form

[grand mesa]

u don't like taking a 10% DPS loss for taking solar beam?

[stray sigil]

stop

bear form does nothing hoenstly

[edgy shale]

thats cap

[stray sigil]

ud much rather have feint

there are like 2 full physical classes

its just for hp nowadays

[edgy shale]

ok and ursine vigor gives u lkike +50% hp

for when u ned it

[stray sigil]

ur not gonna take ursine

in df

and ursine lasts

[edgy shale]

how tf do u know

[stray sigil]

for a piss low amount

[edgy shale]

4 seconds

which is long enough

[stray sigil]

cuz its dogshit

[edgy shale]

CAP

all im saying

[stray sigil]

4s isnt even a full kidney duration bro

lOL

[edgy shale]

sub feels a lot less squishy than sin

[stray sigil]

dont think thats true anymore

[edgy shale]

CAP

[edgy shale]

who cares? they literally go thru the bonus hp during the 4 sconds?

duh?

[grand mesa]

u pre bear the kidney, and u won't do it perfectly right when they kidney. the kidney is a GCD. u have big health for maybe 1-2 GCDs?

it got easier for me when i started tracking my stun DR

still rough

i don't think it's bad pod, but like points are really really expensive in our shit class tree

i don't think ursine is justified

[edgy shale]

tf r u taking instead

[grand mesa]

i mean frenzy is %

tbf

[edgy shale]

% of higher hp = bigger heal

[grand mesa]

i think the absorb shield isn't enough

on bark

[edgy shale]

wat will u taking then?

[grand mesa]

what was his reasoning for feral?

[safe heart]

if im playing comms ill pre bear the kidney and if they dont commit i just tell the healer exactly when im coming out of bear so he can defensive for me

[stray sigil]

ursines 2 point isnt it

[edgy shale]

WATF R U SAYING

[stray sigil]

ur scuffing ur build

so hard going for ursines

[edgy shale]

r u thikking of like

lvl 60?

cuz we're getting a bunch mofre points u kno

[stray sigil]

no at 70 lol

say u take clone

thas 8 out of 31 already

u telling me ur gonna put 2/23 on fucking ursine

[edgy shale]

watf r u even saying

[stray sigil]

fuk u pod

[edgy shale]

just put 1 point in ursine then bro

[stray sigil]

??????????

10%

xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

why do u like it

is it cuz of regen

im actually very concerned foru

[viscid remnant]

Sussy

[edgy shale]

i like it cuz of pver

but i think its good in pvper too

[stray sigil]

tf are u doing

in bear in pve

u susser fuck

[edgy shale]

???????????????

[stray sigil]

god u are so su

[edgy shale]

with ursine+SI+bark u can solo like any 1 shot mechanic in the game unless its actual 1 shot

like any soak

[stray sigil]

and u cant do that with bear si skin

[edgy shale]

its op

[stray sigil]

becuase

[edgy shale]

bear form is very op

[stray sigil]

?

[grand mesa]

Haha I knew it

[edgy shale]

cuz

the mechanic does liek 500k dmgur

[stray sigil]

ur dumb

eat my ass

[grand mesa]

ipod overvaluing it in pvp because it’s good in pve

[stray sigil]

fyck u

[edgy shale]

??????????????????????????

[stray sigil]

fuk u ipod

[grand mesa]

No it’s legit value in pve

Trust on that

[stray sigil]

fu k u

[grand mesa]

Bear ursine was a thing

[edgy shale]

if its a physical damage instance

ur gaining an absurd amount of survivability

even if its not, thats ok

[stray sigil]

gain an absurd amount of fuk u

[safe heart]

as resident r1 mw pve'r i can assure you bear form has never saved my mw not even once

[stray sigil]

ipod

[grand mesa]

Cause more HP with a big DR sends your EHP thru the roof

You can live a ton of scripted damage

[safe heart]

boss mechanics are random tho

[grand mesa]

I just think it’s shit in pvp still

And I wouldn’t spend valuable points on it

[safe heart]

just spend ur low value points on it then

move to resolved

[stray sigil]

no

fuk pod

[grand mesa]

I took it as a conduit sometimes in pvp. But options were much more limited and there wasn’t as much opportunity cost

But with a 31 point tree where I’m looking at ursine or rake stun or innervate or starsurge

Uhhhh

[stray sigil]

it has good synergy with regen

but its in an akward spot

and u have to give up lycara prob

to take it

=

not good

[grand mesa]

I think giving up lycara is super inting

Yeah

[safe heart]

the crit is kinda cool right

[edgy shale]

who cares about crit as feral in pvp

[stray sigil]

its a lot of stats regardless

[edgy shale]

does lycara give vers in bear?

[grand mesa]

Crit on cat. Vers as bear. Haste for healers.

[stray sigil]

u get 6% haste for when u go for clones

[edgy shale]

what about tree form?

[stray sigil]

fuk u ipod

UFCK U

[grand mesa]

6% mastery is kinda giga for boomkin

[safe heart]

im glad u called it giga puzzle

[grand mesa]

No no not as playing boomkin the spec

It’s when I do my secret moonkin form tech

With 6% extra healer mastery

😂

[safe heart]

moonweaving

[edgy shale]

wait

bommy form gives +10% spell dmgur right

does that count for heals

[grand mesa]

Cast lifebloom and nourish with 14-15% mastery when u can only get 8-9% in full conq gear

[edgy shale]

no right?

[grand mesa]

It doesn’t afaik

[edgy shale]

but wat if it does?

what if it counts for like NV or the MF thing

protector

it prob does?

[grand mesa]

So

Protector is 1.2x your spellpower

Does the moonkins 10% spell damage

Add to that?

Your spell power?

[edgy shale]

idk

[grand mesa]

But that tooltip is before other modifiers

Time to test

[edgy shale]

time to test

[grand mesa]

Unlock secret moonkin moonfire nourish 6% mastery tech

Mages hate it

(Still heal worse than a prevoker)

[edgy shale]

wtf is nourish

i swear no1 has said that spell in hgere before

WHAT?

i just looked it up and i sweaer to god i've never seen this spell befoer in my life

[stray sigil]

r u ok pod

ru ok

[edgy shale]

wtf is this

nourish?

[stray sigil]

blink twice

if ur condimented

[grand mesa]

It’s always an undertuned/not worth it spell and competed with Cen ward in pvp/keys and abundance for raid on the talent row

That’s why u never saw or heard of it

[edgy shale]

the description makes 0 sense

'if all of them are present'

WTF IS ALL OF THEM?

or is it just like LB, RG, rejuv

why did i get wardend lol

[grand mesa]

That’s an old

Nourish

I googled the same one

Top hit

Might be wrath or something

This is current nourish

[edgy shale]

that just seems horrible

[surreal heron]

misspelled

[edgy shale]

although it must hard pump if u have a lot of master idk

[surreal heron]

https://i.imgur.com/gOLJRBc.png

[edgy shale]

oops lol

[grand mesa]

Tbf

With how badly

Ipodntypes

I’m surprised that’s his first accidental warden

[edgy shale]

i get wardened all the dam time

[surreal heron]

https://i.imgur.com/RdYelyo.png

[edgy shale]

[grand mesa]

Don’t forget lifebloom counts as 3 mastery stacks. Swiftmend gives another 1 that’s new in DF (or returning old). So rejuv, germ, lifebloom, grovetending. Cenward. Swarm. Wild growth (thru overgrowth) That’s 9 stacks. *3. So nourish will heal like it’s got 27 stacks lol

How does that work. Did u hard mod him from that word thyme

Cause no one else gets Wardened for that I think

[edgy shale]

no its just warden when i type it too many times in a row

[grand mesa]

Oh

[edgy shale]

it 3+ of any of the same thing

u get wardened

[grand mesa]

Wtf

[edgy shale]

yea

try it

[grand mesa]

Wtf

Ah

[edgy shale]

see

[grand mesa]

How often do u pepekarp

That u

Get dinged for 3 times in a row

[edgy shale]

a lot

[stray sigil]

[surreal heron]

a lot

[grand mesa]

LOL

[stray sigil]

ipods an idioyt

[safe heart]

[surreal heron]

yeah, fuji gets wardened for that one a bit too

[stray sigil]

[surreal heron]

https://i.imgur.com/BEYN0p0.png

[stray sigil]

whats that

who is it

[surreal heron]

you

[edgy shale]

fuji ur dum

[grand mesa]

Can u search by total wardens

[surreal heron]

all the times you got wardened for the emote

[grand mesa]

Fuji vs David vs iPod

Who had the most 😂

@stray sigil make dk

And there’s #94

[stray sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[edgy shale]

should i make dk?

i kinda want to

frost doesn't really use pet right?

[grand mesa]

Do it

If u wanna have good time in shuffle

[edgy shale]

SO SLOW i hate being slow

[grand mesa]

U play dh dk or lock

[stray sigil]

u cant be slowed below 70% of ur speed as a dk

[grand mesa]

But for a forever cat. Going from cat speed to 70% normal two legged waddler must be torture

[stray sigil]

u have an actual slow tho compared to feral

[edgy shale]

even like running aroun doing quests n shit ur so slow though

[safe heart]

i def feel like i have ankle weights on my sp

[stray sigil]

i just told u u cant be slowed

holy fuk

lfg is looking dire

XD

there 8 ppl

[grand mesa]

I disliked healing as priest too for that reason

[edgy shale]

WHO CARES ABOUTY IF U CANT GET SLOWED

if ur slow asf in the first place

also who cares about slows on druid

[stray sigil]

well u said u were slow

u cant be slowed

[edgy shale]

CUZ U ARE?

[stray sigil]

so ur not slow

[edgy shale]

CUZ UR ALWAYS SLOW

[stray sigil]

but u cant be slowed

[grand mesa]

I’m so glad fuji is back

[edgy shale]

doesn't matter

cuz ur slow

in the first place

[grand mesa]

I actually missed ipod vs fuji

[stray sigil]

mfer i said

u cant be slowed how canu be slow

[edgy shale]

cuz even before u get slowed

ur slow

[stray sigil]

but thats impossible

cuz then u wouldnt get slowed

if u were slowed

??