balance

[pseudo merlin]

still?

did they not address IF spamming

[lofty depot]

Maybe u do, old ass

[royal zenith]

but if you get carpal tunnel... you know the solution right

[pseudo merlin]

bear?

[royal zenith]

(just go bear man)

[jaunty blaze]

Aight imma go bear

[royal zenith]

I need to fill 2 more hours

of work

or maybe I should just go home

[pseudo merlin]

Just go bear

[royal zenith]

TRUE

[junior thicket]

had to google wth that means

[lofty depot]

It's an old people thing

[junior thicket]

still dont understand

[pseudo merlin]

I cant tell if this one is trolling

[junior thicket]

osteofibrous

wth is tthat bro

[jaunty blaze]

It means your hand joints go ouchy

[junior thicket]

ligament?

ligma balls?

[pseudo merlin]

just remove your carpal tunnel and replace it by a titanium tube

thoughts?

[jaunty blaze]

Ligma balls

[royal zenith]

wolverine??

[pseudo merlin]

basically

[lofty depot]

Os-t-o-fi-bro-sis

[junior thicket]

yea that definition got me more confused

ah yea sure flexor tendons sure got it

fuk off

im boomie

no brain

and you guys too

dont pretend ur smart

[lofty depot]

Idk if boomie has anything to do with it

[jaunty blaze]

I am very not smart

[royal zenith]

you know what you should do?

[jaunty blaze]

Go bear!

[royal zenith]

[junior thicket]

lol

[pseudo merlin]

Maybe you are smart afterall

[jaunty blaze]

I learned

[lofty depot]

Sometimes I go shred

Big damgur

[junior thicket]

!ban read the pin

[lofty depot]

Shred ff mangle

Big fun

[junior thicket]

is it true

feral is 2 button

[lofty depot]

Well no, u weave for hotw

[pseudo merlin]

change hotw back to what it was

thoughts?

[lofty depot]

So boomie doesn't use it or

[pseudo merlin]

yes

[lofty depot]

Silly

[lofty depot]

Can't wait for new "wrong opener" meta

This one is gonna be a banger

[pseudo merlin]

[lofty depot]

Gonna have to move their trinket off ca

Can't wait for that

[drifting nova]

when does the damage come

I thought arms was bad

but this stinks

[lofty depot]

Warrior poopy

[drifting nova]

is the fury of elune cd reduction gone

or

[lofty depot]

No

[royal zenith]

have you tried going bear?

[drifting nova]

might aswell this dungeon damage is doodoo

surely the 2nd, 3rd and 4th apex talents will fix that 🙂

[lone root]

Surely

[drifting nova]

and has the added benefit

of THIS CLUNKY ECLIPSE

[lone root]

But just in case

Go bear

[pseudo merlin]

did you just call eclipse clunky

[jade flume]

how is the eclipse clunky

[pseudo merlin]

im allergic to people misusing the term clunky

[royal zenith]

deja vu..

[drifting nova]

half gcds across the board are clunky

its not unique to eclipse

[jade flume]

i definitely dont agree ngl

[drifting nova]

I only know of one other half

[pseudo merlin]

if your connection isnt shit the half gcd surely cant be clunky?

[drifting nova]

they are RARE

[royal zenith]

according to kekkers, casting 2 wraths to get into lunar and actually doing damage

is less clunky

[pseudo merlin]

yeah like

[royal zenith]

than current eclipse

[lone root]

What is the clunkiest, press eclipse or filler x2 to get an eclipse i mean

This eclipse is a major step forward with how to be dealt with

[drifting nova]

[lofty depot]

Love people taking my talking points

W

[drifting nova]

I'M IN MY POSITIVE ARC

[pseudo merlin]

you know what's not clunky

playing bear

[sour rampart]

I can argue with you instead if you want

Your talking points are stupid

[lofty depot]

Shut up rat

[drifting nova]

I hit 84 and damage is gone what do

[royal zenith]

are they even talking points

[lofty depot]

Mmhm mmhm

[sour rampart]

Roll rogue

[pseudo merlin]

arctic should just print flyers at this point

[sour rampart]

What the fuck is that

[royal zenith]

Im not surprised you like the burnt peanut btw

[sour rampart]

What the fuck is a burnt peanut

[drifting nova]

any skinning knowers know a good area

lies

clearly not burnt

[pallid bay]

i feel like you're the targeted audience

[lofty depot]

Guy who makes funny noises

[royal zenith]

agree with oi

[sour rampart]

I don't even know what that means but I feel insulted

I don't watch twitch really, I've watched more twitch the last couple weeks than I typically do. I basically tune in for the race and then the occasional POE thing

[royal zenith]

imagine a vtuber

some screeching sounds

and a whole lot of USA USA USA

[sour rampart]

Hey wait

I love this guy

[pseudo merlin]

a vtuber without boobs?

huh

[royal zenith]

ye

it's a peanut

[sour rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-2489962599681323934

[lofty depot]

he has boobs

[royal zenith]

(burnt peanut)

[lofty depot]

Can't post the gooner clip tho prob

[royal zenith]

it's also extremely popular in isreal

but let's not talk about that..

[sour rampart]

Only one way to find out

[lofty depot]

He's a peanut, he doesn't talk about that

[sour rampart]

I think I'm going to have a brisket breakfast bowl for breakfast

[pseudo merlin]

A WHAT

[royal zenith]

arn't briskets like

[drifting nova]

wtf is a brisket

[royal zenith]

used to light up bbq's

[pseudo merlin]

i have no idea what a brisket is

[sour rampart]

Brisket, egg, cheese, potatoes

[pseudo merlin]

yea thats what i thought deux

[drifting nova]

but what is brisket

[royal zenith]

do think they call some type of meat a brisket

not sure tho

[pseudo merlin]

weird made up american words

[jovial sundial]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bridget-bridget-guilty-gear

[jovial sundial]

Brisket

[royal zenith]

there you go

[drifting nova]

eww

[pseudo merlin]

burnt meat?

[royal zenith]

(that's breakfast btw)

[lofty depot]

That's not burnt

[jovial sundial]

Thats a bunch of seasoning

[sour rampart]

That's not burnt lmao

[pseudo merlin]

ITS BLACK AS COAL BUDDY

[drifting nova]

it's seared

[royal zenith]

looks as shit as bamkin's damage

[sour rampart]

This is why we don't talk bbq with non Americans

[royal zenith]

hopefully the brisket can go bear

[sour rampart]

They have no clue what they're missing

[pseudo merlin]

so do you eat the whole thing for breakfast or

[drifting nova]

scuffed chocolate log

[lofty depot]

Don't know flavor, eats beans on toast

[jovial sundial]

Most of the time brisket is smoked, its gonna look black on the outside

[drifting nova]

beans are peak smh

[lofty depot]

U slice it

[pseudo merlin]

that doesnt answer my question

[lofty depot]

And put it on some sourdough bread

[sour rampart]

I have absolutely no way of knowing if this is accurate

[royal zenith]

sourdough bread is way too hipster

[lofty depot]

It is

[royal zenith]

but then gain

[pseudo merlin]

bro

i make my own sourdough

[royal zenith]

americans eat cake for bread

[pseudo merlin]

i have a starter in my fridge rn!

[drifting nova]

wtf is a chuck

[sour rampart]

God I love homemade sourdough

[royal zenith]

shoulder??

chuck???? whaaattt

[pseudo merlin]

chuck is a good cut

[sour rampart]

I have a family member who makes it and I get Loaves weekly from them

[abstract parrot]

did not know you could even do such a thing to a breakfast bowl thank you for sharing i will be eating this as soon as possible

[drifting nova]

wheres the bacon on that picture

[pseudo merlin]

sourdough is fucking goated

[lofty depot]

Notice it has a round ass

[pseudo merlin]

i was eating it before the hipsters stole it

[sour rampart]

It's so fucking good

Little salty which will piss off my cardiologist but fuck it

[pseudo merlin]

your heart can handle some salt

[royal zenith]

ravec, his heart can't

he's like one step in the grave

[pseudo merlin]

i think the problem is the pound of salt in every other dish you americans eat thats the problem

[royal zenith]

literally

[abstract parrot]

life isn’t fun if you can’t occasionally piss off your cardiologist

[pseudo merlin]

ah

unlucky

[drifting nova]

wtf is a cardiogolist

[pseudo merlin]

i find it impossible to eat enough salt to piss of my cardiologist

[drifting nova]

[pseudo merlin]

do not reply to kekkers

[sour rampart]

I've cut back on everything I love the last year and lost over a hundred pounds but motherfucker I want some goddamn brisket this morning

[pseudo merlin]

DO NOT

[royal zenith]

but why a brisket in the morning

[drifting nova]

I'M NOT AMERICAN I DONT KNOW MY DOCTORS BY NAME

[pseudo merlin]

Like the only salt in my diet is the salt I add my self

[royal zenith]

why not some easy scrambled eggs

[abstract parrot]

brisket good

[sour rampart]

There are scrambled eggs with the brisket

[pseudo merlin]

Because nobody knows how to scramble eggs

[lofty depot]

Cuz MEAT

[sour rampart]

And also potatoes and cheese

[royal zenith]

bit of avocado

[drifting nova]

microwave duh

[lofty depot]

BEEF

[royal zenith]

yeah there's no way

[sour rampart]

I had over easy eggs on toast for breakfast yesterday morning okay

[pseudo merlin]

😩

[royal zenith]

brisket, potatoes, cheese

as breakfast

that's demonic

[abstract parrot]

breakfast is a social construct eat whatever you want in the morning who cares

[lofty depot]

that sounds dank

[sour rampart]

And eggs

[lofty depot]

Add some eggs

[pseudo merlin]

bro is having my weekly macros as breakfast

[sour rampart]

Eggs make it breakfast

[pseudo merlin]

holy shit that's american as fuck

[lofty depot]

NOMNOM OM

[royal zenith]

schijf van vijf in 1 meal

[drifting nova]

thanks, I'll go have some more cheerios

[pseudo merlin]

real

But like the way the schijf is depicted

every food on it just on your plate

and the plate is 1m in diameter

I love america

[sour rampart]

Okay that was making me dizzy

[pseudo merlin]

did you guys buy greenland yet

[lofty depot]

Need to conquer it

Can't just steal it

[dense steeple]

My wife's cardiologist yells at her for not eating enough salt

[pseudo merlin]

i bet you can make good brisket out of seal and whale meat

[sour rampart]

We decided to conquer Iran for their oil instead of conquer Greenland for theirs

[abstract parrot]

i hate my fucking country man

AH

[royal zenith]

[pseudo merlin]

yeah im not surprised that salt deficits are a thing in a world where it's so demonised

[dense steeple]

Did you hear were bombing Ecuador now too

[sour rampart]

Freedom coming to a nation near you

[drifting nova]

Iran isnt near me

[dense steeple]

She has pots.

[sour rampart]

Hell yeah, that's awesome

[pallid bay]

https://girlcockx.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029741548791853331

The White House (@WhiteHouse)

JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥

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[sour rampart]

Why?

[pallid bay]

how can you hate that..

[lofty depot]

What's near u so I can go tell the generals to bomb it

[dense steeple]

Something something narco terroristd

[drifting nova]

Ireland..start the troubles again

that'l do it

[abstract parrot]

when asked about Iran bombing United States soil he said “I guess. I said some people would die.”

[pseudo merlin]

i thought that was just how everyone functions after a certain age

[lofty depot]

Sorry missed, hit whales Instead

[pallid bay]

not wrong..

[pseudo merlin]

that's a real diagnosis

[sour rampart]

Adding in tropic thunder was a choice

[drifting nova]

wtf is salt

[pseudo merlin]

I've ha that my whole life

[royal zenith]

hahahhahahah

[abstract parrot]

no hell too hot no god too mean no punishment too cruel for that man

[pallid bay]

i found braveheart to be the interesting choice

[royal zenith]

that's unreal

[dense steeple]

Yeah she passes out sometimes too its funny

[sour rampart]

Lmao good point

[pseudo merlin]

oh i dont have it that bad

I've gotten close tho

[dense steeple]

Shell eat and be like "uh oh i gotta go horizontal"

[sour rampart]

Also, Megatron, known American hero

[pseudo merlin]

oh shit

as long as she can get to safety

[royal zenith]

next video will have highlander

[sour rampart]

Or is that Optimus prime, I totally know my transformers

[royal zenith]

"there can be only one"

[dense steeple]

Yeah shes had it bad long enough to know

[pallid bay]

optimus prime..

[abstract parrot]

have you guys watched the bay transformers movies recently they are horrifically violent even for robots

[sour rampart]

Hey all I'm saying is France got in line, if France is willing to bomb shit we know something's going on

[pseudo merlin]

is the salt just for fluid retentión so you have more blood

[dense steeple]

Idk

[pseudo merlin]

i bet it is

[dense steeple]

I dont pretend to have a clue

[sour rampart]

That's unusual for people in this channel

Just make shit up

[dense steeple]

I just know she drinks liquid iv every day

[pseudo merlin]

the only honest colored name

the rest are in denial

[sour rampart]

Ikr

[pseudo merlin]

especially that pinned guy

[dense steeple]

Im nothing if not a man of my word

If my word is perceived bad, then why did I speak

[pseudo merlin]

ask kekkers

[sour rampart]

-# In case someone's reading this later and doesn't understand sarcasm, my pro america comments were sarcasm
-# except for that our breakfast is better, that was for real

[dense steeple]

Id rather not

[pseudo merlin]

he's a bit of an expert there

[lofty depot]

Cuz they were weak and u are strong

[pseudo merlin]

can we just make that all food

as long as you're not trying to live healthy that is

[lofty depot]

Pussy

[sour rampart]

Lmao

[pseudo merlin]

american food is the fucking goat

I'd go on an american diet if it meant I wouldnt die within a decade

[drifting nova]

I'd prob be lighter on an american diet

[pallid bay]

[dense steeple]

I was so mad I went to mcdonalds at 1115 last night for the big arch and those fuckers ignored us in the drive thru

[pseudo merlin]

yea ur british

ur the og american

[royal zenith]

already reported you with the mods

[drifting nova]

na I just dont like sugar

[royal zenith]

it was a trap

[pseudo merlin]

ok one what is the big arch other than their logo

and, ignored???

[lofty depot]

Did u see the CEO try to eat his product

[pseudo merlin]

YO THAT WAS SO FUNNY

"Fellow humans, I like this food product"

[lofty depot]

Blud has never ate a hamburger in his life

[pseudo merlin]

Literal robot

[lofty depot]

"big bite"

[pseudo merlin]

[abstract parrot]

there are few perks to being American and our food is one of them it fucking rocks

[pseudo merlin]

Like what absolute moron on the board greenlit that decision

[lofty depot]

Reminds be of Zuckerberg video

[pseudo merlin]

You can't be that incompetent in running a company

[lofty depot]

My fellow humans

[pseudo merlin]

like you literally can not

[lofty depot]

Apparently u can

[pseudo merlin]

How are these people employed

[royal zenith]

"you know what we should do to up our social media??"

[abstract parrot]

you absolutely can

[sour rampart]

Well then fuck it we ball,

USA USA USA

[dense steeple]

Thats why I wanted one

[lofty depot]

McDonald's isn't a burger company, it's a real estate company

[royal zenith]

get him

[dense steeple]

The ceo sandwich meme

[pseudo merlin]

unironically true

[abstract parrot]

i am also a polymatter fan

[sour rampart]

Watching that demon in a skin suit try to eat his "product" was hilarious

[drifting nova]

do shrooms barely proc

[pseudo merlin]

wdym larias, you don't like consuming products?

[lofty depot]

"my favorite product"

[pseudo merlin]

I love consuming products when my body is not satiated

[grim trellis]

Is balance in a good spot atm or maybe Im just bad at it? I don't fully get all the procs. I can't find a good youtube video that explains the mythic+ build well

[sour rampart]

I love the joke about how they legally can't call it a burger

[pseudo merlin]

oh I forgot what that was about

[lofty depot]

No, maybe

[pseudo merlin]

was it the amount of beef?

[sour rampart]

HOLD. REAL PERSON ASKING A QUESTION

[drifting nova]

is bad

[lofty depot]

Tettles video?

[grim trellis]

Well, its feral or boomy for raids lol

[pseudo merlin]

have you tried bear?

[sour rampart]

Arctic already fumbled SMH

[dense steeple]

Both are bad. Stay ranged

[lofty depot]

It's boomy for raid or bench buddy

[grim trellis]

Balance Druid Midnight Season 1 Beginner Raid & M+ Guide

[pseudo merlin]

i wouldnt recommend video guides

[grim trellis]

I dont know tettles but ill go look

[pseudo merlin]

it's usually sussy people

[royal zenith]

you know what's ass

[pseudo merlin]

very very sussy people

[dense steeple]

Im glad you dont know tettles.

[royal zenith]

that the best thing to do rn, is not pick feral or balance and just wait and see

[dense steeple]

Some of us aren't so lucky

[lofty depot]

Doesn't know tettles, we should actually stop him from watching it

[abstract parrot]

feral if you want to proc an additional “fighting sleep” affix

[royal zenith]

but you have pick cause of loot and raids...

[pseudo merlin]

yeah blacklist tettles in your google settings

nothing to see there

[sour rampart]

Y'all are crazy

[pseudo merlin]

(other than his haircut)

[royal zenith]

says u???

[pseudo merlin]

gottem

[dense steeple]

I learned how to floss for my coworker

[pseudo merlin]

you what

[royal zenith]

what did he use to floss you

[dense steeple]

Now whenever I call him a chud I floss like a gottem

[abstract parrot]

tettles hairline unmoved into his late twenties is his real W

[pseudo merlin]

ok is this a gen z thing

Flossing is what you do for your teeth no?

[royal zenith]

unless...

[pseudo merlin]

oh god

[drifting nova]

smh unc

[dense steeple]

Its a fortnite dance I think?

[lofty depot]

No it's how ninja got famous

[pseudo merlin]

oh god

[royal zenith]

soma seems like the type that would jestermax real hard

you never know

[dense steeple]

Ive been jestermaxxing my whole life

[lofty depot]

Soma, isn't a jester

[dense steeple]

The game never changes, only the winning plays

[lofty depot]

He's bobafet

[pseudo merlin]

This literally stunlocked me

I couldn't move for an hour

[royal zenith]

never using this word again

[lofty depot]

Just a simple man, making his way through the galaxy

[royal zenith]

don't want to be associated with that creature

[drifting nova]

time to pick a plot then, unc

[dense steeple]

In elementary school the principals office had 2 desks in it. One for bad kids sent to him, and one for me cause I was there everyday

[royal zenith]

(pretty sure I'm basically tera chad @pseudo merlin )

[pseudo merlin]

crazy

[sour rampart]

How do I report someone for harassment

[pseudo merlin]

animal control

[sour rampart]

Mmmm

Breakfast good

[lofty depot]

Oddly enough, I was in a similar situation.... We had a sub for my math class in 8th grade and I was uhhh the devil.... Needless to say I was in the principals office everyday and he would buy me lunch sometimes.... He then got promoted and I had him as my dean in highschool for 3 years.

[dense steeple]

Nice nice

[lofty depot]

Play video games on computer waiting for mod to be over

[sour rampart]

We just got spanked and sent back to the classroom

Y'all are soft

[lofty depot]

Old man

[royal zenith]

you were forced to write with your right hand larias

give it a rest

[lofty depot]

Fuggn 1980s called and asked for their ruler back

[dense steeple]

I got spanked and sat in the corner i wasn't allowed back in class

[drifting nova]

can starfire get buffed

[royal zenith]

yeah it can

[drifting nova]

hitting like a wet noodle

[royal zenith]

but it won't

[drifting nova]

I want my starfires THICK

[lofty depot]

It gets buffed by accident fires or w.e.

If buff

[drifting nova]

none of this 6th on the damage breakdown

[royal zenith]

what if it's udon noodle tho

[drifting nova]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-14634295

from kung fu panda?

[dense steeple]

Udon is thick noodle

[drifting nova]

if you say so

[pseudo merlin]

im not judging

[dense steeple]

The world says so

[drifting nova]

I'm not noodlemaxing

[dense steeple]

Its part of the description of the noodle

[drifting nova]

oh you read chinese?

[dense steeple]

No

[royal zenith]

not too well educated kekkers

get out more

[drifting nova]

and go where? grimsby?

[pseudo merlin]

london innit

[drifting nova]

miss me with that

rather get conscripted

[sour rampart]

Why can't you just say "no that's not right"

What the fuck is Miss me with that

[drifting nova]

[pseudo merlin]

don't get a cortisol spike unc

[royal zenith]

accuracy is important*

[halcyon verge]

i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

[drifting nova]

theres 6 jellyfishies up in mgt ok

it was a trying time

[royal zenith]

at least you took arctic's advice

and went bear

proud of you

[pseudo merlin]

I read frying

I was like

wait kekkers isnt japanese is he

[dense steeple]

Who the fuck is this cartoon now

[sour rampart]

Yeah but does arctic practice what he preaches

[halcyon verge]

roar

[royal zenith]

calm down

[dense steeple]

He does

[pseudo merlin]

arctic never practises

[drifting nova]

what

[lofty depot]

What part

[drifting nova]

do only the japanese fry?

[lofty depot]

I haven't played boomkin since midnight launched

[sour rampart]

Idk I've seen him typing in a certain other class discord quite a bit

[lofty depot]

I get pinged

[pseudo merlin]

jellyfish

[royal zenith]

he glazes porom the minute he sees him

[sour rampart]

Lmao

[royal zenith]

so I can guess which discord that is

[dense steeple]

Whos porom

[lofty depot]

Arcane tcer

[royal zenith]

arcane mage guy

[dense steeple]

Oh that makes sense

[lofty depot]

I don't play arcane

[dense steeple]

Arctic second main is mage so

[sour rampart]

He didn't say that he doesn't play mage

[pseudo merlin]

porom is a goat

[drifting nova]

I still dont get the boss

[royal zenith]

chancel > porom

[lofty depot]

Blud wrote the funny barrage weakaura for arcane no?

[sour rampart]

@dull dust

[lofty depot]

@dull dust take a picture

[dense steeple]

Delet quick

[royal zenith]

I will not delete it

[sour rampart]

Chancel is certainly entertaining

[dense steeple]

Dont give mage big ego theyre insufferable enough

[royal zenith]

Ill give any person that's adding something to the community a big ego

[wild dune]

about to get a mass ping in the mage disc again man

[sour rampart]

Rude

[dense steeple]

Ok thats fair

[royal zenith]

(I will also level them if needed)

[sour rampart]

Lmao

[lofty depot]

Yea but when I do it I'm the pos

Ok bud

[sour rampart]

That's more like it

[dense steeple]

A dude in my guild already has 13level 90s

[pseudo merlin]

how much for 80-90?

[sour rampart]

What Russian has he paid

[royal zenith]

900k - 7 hours

[pseudo merlin]

ya ok buddy

i already got scammed for 900k once this week

[dense steeple]

He did it himself unfortunately

[sour rampart]

But the sugar gliders are worth it

[royal zenith]

like the animal?

they do be kinda cute...

[sour rampart]

New mount for $50

[dense steeple]

I swiped on the sugar gliders so fast

[pseudo merlin]

no the harry potter candy

[royal zenith]

oh

[sour rampart]

So did I lmao

3 tokens for 750k

Ez purchase

[dense steeple]

TECHNICALLY a good deal

[sour rampart]

The purple one matches my evoker perfectly

[dense steeple]

Mounts one at a time are 25 a pop, this is 4 for 50, thats half price mounts

[royal zenith]

oh they actually do look funky

[dense steeple]

[sour rampart]

The way they fly

[sour rampart]

Isn't this uh

What's the tik tok meme

[drifting nova]

hmm yes

[sour rampart]

It's a gift card so it's not really spending money

[drifting nova]

what are talents

[lofty depot]

Girl math

[sour rampart]

Girl math?

Yeah

[dense steeple]

Its not girl math though

[royal zenith]

this guy..

[sour rampart]

That's what girl Mathers say

[royal zenith]

next he'll say that his brisket is girl dinner

[sour rampart]

Dude

It was so good

[pseudo merlin]

brisket is only a snack

[dense steeple]

An unbundled shop mount is 25 alone.
So thats 2 for 50, this is a bundle of 4 for 50. So thats 12.50 per

Girl math is something that doesnt actually correlate into a real world deal but sounds good so it is accepted

[drifting nova]

its 1 for 50

[lofty depot]

If u have to explain... It wasn't worth

[drifting nova]

smh

[dense steeple]

Brother you get all 4 lol

[stuck cobalt]

I mean, you bought 4 but you probably will only ever use 1

[drifting nova]

but you can only ever use one at once

so its 1 for 50

[dense steeple]

Bold of you to assume im using any

Numby go up

[lofty depot]

Not even maxed decor yet

Smh

[dense steeple]

They just added the metric to the collection tracker

Dont worry it is now a top priority to make decor numby orange parse

[lofty depot]

There are people that really care about it right now. And one of my guildies has made it his mission to make sure they don't get decor items

[royal zenith]

Im really happy Im not a completionist

ngl

[dense steeple]

Im envious of you

I fully believe if I wasnt a completions I would not play this game anymore

[royal zenith]

I think that's very factual

[pseudo merlin]

same

just quit?

[dense steeple]

Like every time I want to quit my brain goes " youre just gonna come back anyway and look at that sick mythic only mount drop youll never solo for another 4 years if you dont get it now"

[pseudo merlin]

if you dont come back you wont miss it

[jade flume]

I only play to raid with my homies

[sour rampart]

I only play to raid with my home slices

[rocky spindle]

Am i the only one feeling lacking in DPS?

[pseudo merlin]

yes

(no, bamkin sucks rn)

[rocky spindle]

Ah

Had me in the first half cant lie

Except, when there's sustained multitarget dps, but when the fuck is that

[pseudo merlin]

on 1 fight in the raid

and youre gonne get dunked on by shadow priests and affli locks

[lofty depot]

Shadow priests don't get a raid spot

[pseudo merlin]

watch me buddy

[lofty depot]

Holy priest meta

[pseudo merlin]

ye but do they play archon? (5% more PW:F)

[lofty depot]

Why u dying?

[pseudo merlin]

cuz im a shadowpriest

some youtuber said my defenses suck

[lofty depot]

Exactly

Bench u go

[rocky spindle]

Me personally, i just have fun and press my buttons

[pseudo merlin]

fun?

[rocky spindle]

(And feel bad my numbers are low)

As much fun as i can

[pseudo merlin]

idk what that is

[rocky spindle]

Fun is relative

Im sorry to hear that

[pseudo merlin]

[rocky spindle]

You good?

[pseudo merlin]

i'll know in 2 weeks

[lofty depot]

If u have fun, why need damage

[rocky spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277595299824533565/1419171114222882877/bounce.gif

[silver dust]

hello! do people like the eclipse changes? i do not like it but I'm also someone who hates all change sooo lol

[pseudo merlin]

yes most people do

its objectively better than what we had before

[rocky spindle]

Because, if i do NUMBERS ppl will also want me in their parties

[lofty depot]

Frog Complain

[pseudo merlin]

2x hardcasting STF vs 0.5gcd you can use on the move

[lofty depot]

Link parses so I know ur doing numbers

[rocky spindle]

idk if i dislike it yet, it's fun to have more "control" but it's also a bit of a drag

[rocky spindle]

Brother, im such a non player, i just started again in midnight

How do i check parses

What is parses

[pseudo merlin]

It's a vegetable

[lofty depot]

So we're not doing numbers, smh

[pseudo merlin]

you usually make soup or stew with it

[rocky spindle]

Parsely?

[pseudo merlin]

No parsnip

[rocky spindle]

Legumes?

[pseudo merlin]

parsley isnt even a vegetable

[silver dust]

it feels clunky awkward to me and I feel like everything is so much s l o w e r but again
me hate change so I just have to get over it lol

[pseudo merlin]

no wonder you dont do dmg

[lofty depot]

2 Starfire casts is faster than an half gcd instant cast

[pseudo merlin]

totally

[lofty depot]

Heard it here first

[pseudo merlin]

because you always save WOE for it

so its 2 whole gcds

which is faster than 1 half gcd

[silver dust]

Mm moreso like all my moves feel slower but I might just be dreading learning the changes lol

[pseudo merlin]

that might be because you have green leveling gear

cuz a new xpac just dropped

[jaunty blaze]

curious

[lofty depot]

I find the most people that have the problem, have played the class for 12 minutes and don't see how it could benefit them in content

[rocky spindle]

I enjoy it rn

Also been playing it for a lil bit in the new xpac during the prepatch also

Not minmaxed fully, but slowly getting there

[lofty depot]

Prepatch isn't content

Boss fights and general combat lasting 1 minute isn't what I was talking about.

[silver dust]

eclipse itself is obviously easier to get into w one button just as a whole alll my moves feel icky slow

prob so! I also made most of this option during pre patch and before I had my apex talents so I guess I need to have an open mind

[rocky spindle]

The Campaign was aight

[pseudo merlin]

i mean if you dont enjoy it you dont enjoy it

[lofty depot]

There are plenty of times where getting into eclipse was giga annoying

[pseudo merlin]

just give it the good old college try first

[rocky spindle]

Yea, the ramp time we need are NOT it for m0

[lofty depot]

Have u considered playing bear

[rocky spindle]

I have, on ANOTHER druid

[silver dust]

boomie is the only class I've played ever! 😢 I have to start enjoying it

[lofty depot]

What's there not to enjoy

[silver dust]

hopefully knowing I'm in the minority ab not liking the changes will make it easier to accept I gotta move on n get with the times and accept new rotation life hehe

[lofty depot]

We've been piss easy for 3 years

It's fun now

[drifting nova]

would be better if the alt skip was 80 not 90

[lofty depot]

Just need some more damage, which they always buff specs to be within like 5% or nid

[drifting nova]

idk how much the rotation sucks because of addons or not

at this point

[lofty depot]

We were fine in undermine despite being bottom 5

[rocky spindle]

Wdym alt skip @ 80?

[lofty depot]

And that's actually inflated because stix we were so good

[rocky spindle]

Like the campaign skip?

[drifting nova]

yeah the skip is at 90

[rocky spindle]

Ahh yea

[drifting nova]

which giga fucks with sojourner on alts

[rocky spindle]

Do you do Sojourner on alts?

[lofty depot]

Ur not the first and certainly not the last frog that dislikes it ... My point is u likely dont fully understand where it will help. But u can't change it back so learn it or swap

[drifting nova]

I intended to do a zone per alt yeah

[rocky spindle]

Huh, i just did all zones in my main

[lofty depot]

Wait til tomorrow, farm sgp delve

[drifting nova]

but if half the sojourner quests are locked behind campaign

I sure as shit cba doing the campaign on every alt

[silver dust]

tbh I wasn't great with it before the changes but it was comfy and all I knew! piss ez is comfy !
I've only been paying since dragon flight so the only boomie I knew was the one we've had lol. i think knowing ppl do like it well help me get over the mental handicap tho

[rocky spindle]

That is true

[lofty depot]

Boomkin is no longer the 1/2/3rd easiest spec

Lock in

[drifting nova]

(nothing changed)

[silver dust]

🫡 maybe someday I'll submit logs to get criticism. today is not that day though lolol

[rocky spindle]

sgp? Is that the fastest/easiest delve?

[rocky spindle]

That sounds hard

[lofty depot]

U don't complete the delve, u kill the first 7 steel guards and leave

[rocky spindle]

I know atleast 2 people who would butcher that

[lofty depot]

Calamitous ezpz

[sour rampart]

Is one of them arctic

[rocky spindle]

Ah,

[lofty depot]

I'll fuck ur dad bud

[royal zenith]

Truely the best feeling, thrice the effort zero dps - love it!

[rocky spindle]

Real

[royal zenith]

My dream come true!!!

[lofty depot]

Soon it will be more than 0

[sour rampart]

so thats a yes

[rocky spindle]

I didnt know who that was, but i can take a guess now

[sour rampart]

[rocky spindle]

Guess you're arctic

[sour rampart]

self reporting is crazy

rip arctic

[lofty depot]

Smh doesn't have icons on

[sour rampart]

2009-2026

[rocky spindle]

I do, didnt read it

[pseudo merlin]

tell me this is like a screenshot from wod or something

[lofty depot]

Smh

[rocky spindle]

Even better

[rocky spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[royal zenith]

Im rerolling warlock

that looks way better

[sour rampart]

[royal zenith]

(why are soul shards a repeatable quest?)

[pseudo merlin]

it's a daily

you get to cast it once a day

[royal zenith]

I see, I see

damage tomorrow

[rocky spindle]

Is the thesis really to reroll Bear and just be happy?

[pseudo merlin]

yes

[royal zenith]

as of now, yes

[pseudo merlin]

unironically

[rocky spindle]

(or atleast try to)

[pseudo merlin]

but we get 2 tuning passes between now and 3 weeks

[royal zenith]

if you want to be more efficient playing at least

[sour rampart]

Moonfire buffed by 12%

(resto only)

[lofty depot]

Deux not memeing and still saying play bear

[royal zenith]

I mean, it's the truth

still funny to meme you!!

[lofty depot]

Just wait til they nerf our tier and people freak out

Meme me when I'm right smh

[sour rampart]

im pretty

[royal zenith]

I do kinda hope they keep tank's damage this high

[pseudo merlin]

I cant with those fucking round ass squibly screenshots

[lofty depot]

Would be curious for them to nerf tier then aura buff by 20% and see the brainrot

[royal zenith]

he's uh

[silver dust]

what's considered the best boomie guide? I saw dreamgrove isn't updated yet 😥

[royal zenith]

special..

[lofty depot]

Wowhead

[regal panther]

soooo, first week crafting... should we get a ring or weapon or wait for more sparks?

[pseudo merlin]

wait for vault

[lofty depot]

Wait in general always

[pseudo merlin]

🫡 general always

[rocky spindle]

Ok, just need weap then

[regal panther]

aight, thx!

[pseudo merlin]

can use int weap, bear is so broken it wont matter

[exotic perch]

p sure you wait to use sparks until raid

or just look at larias guide it has it all

[lofty depot]

Don't do that

[pseudo merlin]

idk this larias is a bit of a weirdo

[lofty depot]

He's a known liar

[pseudo merlin]

i dont trust

[lofty depot]

Said m0 daily or some shit

[regal panther]

[royal zenith]

but did you try going bear?

[rocky spindle]

What i level should i aim for when m+ drops?

Season 1 starts

[lofty depot]

If ur not 245 when raid comes out ur behind

[rocky spindle]

Really

[lofty depot]

Yep, giga behind

Delete character angle

[rocky spindle]

Well i prop could get there if i spent some crests

[lofty depot]

Heroic week u can do m0s 7 times

[spice roost]

aint noone inviting a boomie to keys

go bear

[lofty depot]

Have u considered I'm a bear

[spice roost]

yes

smart

[exotic perch]

i leveled to 90 as moonkin

then started playing bear to do content and it was 200% easier

more dam no dmg taken what a glorious spec moonkin is

[pseudo merlin]

Just gotta keep yourself ignorant

cant know its bad if you dont try anything else

[dense steeple]

Hes so low look at his ilvl

[wraith parcel]

litrally me...guess im tanking until they sort out fluffkins

[royal zenith]

what's the easiest renown to get

for an item

[leaden birch]

all of them

[royal zenith]

suspicious!!

[fast parcel]

Voidstorm rep is level 7 I think

[royal zenith]

[exotic perch]

they all arent too bad

just do some side questing

[fast parcel]

I had eversong rep after doing the side quests for helmet

[leaden birch]

slam voidstorm rep with the weekly and bam, you'll be renown 7 in no time

[royal zenith]

it gives exp right?

can probably do that while I wait for poe..

[lofty depot]

deux not even renown 9

so far behind

[royal zenith]

zero care for that shit

[lofty depot]

ezpz 246 items shrug

[rocky spindle]

[drifting nova]

thanks for reminding me I need to quest in the hellhole that is void

[lofty depot]

Yee

[worthy mesa]

is it ok if i had 32k overall dps on a dungeon mythic at 229 ilvl balance?

[dense steeple]

that doesnt tell us literally anything

[merry egret]

What is the reason for delaying Incarnation until the GCD after hitting FoE in AoE?

[lofty depot]

Because the foe gcd is worse than the surge/starfall gcd

[hexed valley]

guys, since we dont have the old mastery anymore, do you still dot big pulls with moonfire or do you just go for one sunfire and blast?

[maiden pasture]

Dependant on pull count + how long they will survive

[lofty depot]

Short answer yes, u need dots for shooting stars

Ur also not doing anything else while theyre being gathered.... So dot shit

[quartz locust]

does the boomkin need to pool for every eclipse?

[pseudo merlin]

who knows, you shouldnt really base anything off of some arbitrary end of dungeon number that is highly fluctuating depending on variables, read guides or send logs to review what you're doing rather than what numbers you're seeing instead

[worthy mesa]

kk

[pseudo merlin]

the boomkin does, it's more important with rattle than with starweaver but you want to for both where possible

[lofty depot]

U should pool yes

Otherwise u spamming worthless wrarh

Why u wanna spam shitty spell

[rocky spindle]

So ok, i tried Bear

It's, sad

Easy spec, alot of damage, super survivability

Everything i wish my bird was

[pseudo merlin]

but can it flap?

[worthy mesa]

why does mage do 2x my dps?

am i at fault?

at single target?

[pseudo merlin]

Nope

Bamkin is one of the 3 lowest ST dps atm

bamkin/sp/ret

maybe arms idk

[worthy mesa]

🙁

ret paladin is low dps?

[lofty depot]

Could be ur fault tho

Mage shouldn't be 2x ur damage

[worthy mesa]

well it is 2x my dps

[pseudo merlin]

yeah probably not literally 2x

[worthy mesa]

like 15% more overall damage

while i did 19%

for e.g

[pseudo merlin]

either you're not pressing buttons then or you're comparing a cd mismatch situation

[lofty depot]

Well idk if u know what 2x means

[pseudo merlin]

15% more is 2x

im confusing

[worthy mesa]

mb for saying like that

wait

lemme finish the fight

i might have said it wrong

but while i was 26k for e.g dps

he was 42

[lofty depot]

Post a log so I can show u how to play

[worthy mesa]

k

dps

[pseudo merlin]

2x means that if you did 100k they did 200k

[worthy mesa]

how i can get one?

a log?

[pseudo merlin]

@royal zenith tell him

[lofty depot]

Hey Siri "how do I create a log in world of warcraft"

[worthy mesa]

will do once i finish this dg

gimme a few mins please

and sorry for being a nub

[lofty depot]

Ur still typing

[pseudo merlin]

typing in discord during a key tends to be bad for your dps also

(i know because I do it all the time)

[nimble tangle]

ngl, fury of elune GCD is so ass now

[lofty depot]

https://youtu.be/JO8dvi7TflE?si=hDm8iuVkau2dOS9V

[pseudo merlin]

They should make 2x STF the trigger for FOE, thoughts

[lofty depot]

Stop thinking

[pseudo merlin]

done

[lofty depot]

Why is it ass now

[rocky spindle]

Real

[nimble tangle]

press fury, takes forever to press eclipse

Zzzz

[normal pilot]

get more haste

[nimble tangle]

Guess how much my haste now

9%+1%

[pseudo merlin]

get 19+1

[nimble tangle]

So dead

[lofty depot]

Skill issue

[nimble tangle]

[worthy mesa]

oof didn't log

[rocky spindle]

Issue

[worthy mesa]

but can i compare myself to others dps in there or something?

for record i was at 22 .9k dps overall and 19% of total dps while the mage was at 38k and 33% overall damage

[pseudo merlin]

Bamkin tuning isn't very good right now and also you're comparing yourself, a spec with ramp, to a spec without ramp in content where things die in 3 seconds

[jade flume]

do more dam brother

[pseudo merlin]

22.9 still seems low regardless but idk

like did you read the guides and practise enough

[lofty depot]

IDC about what ur damage number says

[worthy mesa]

well i just keep up dots

[lofty depot]

If he getting gapped by 2x ur playing wrong

And I will fix

[pseudo merlin]

technically its 1.65x

[worthy mesa]

then basicly i go into elune incarnate / use the fury of elune and spam star surge when i have resource

othewise i spend starrfire

spam*

[pseudo merlin]

you spam starsurge?

[worthy mesa]

to gatehr resource

them starsurge or starfall

[lofty depot]

Well ur doing the opener wrong so there's that

[worthy mesa]

to get 3x proc

[jade flume]

this is overally from our m0 shwoop

[worthy mesa]

how the f

[jade flume]

more or less idk if its all of the dongers just rando shiz

[worthy mesa]

u do 2x something more than me

[lofty depot]

Thank God I don't know who looqd is

[jade flume]

he's infamous

[pseudo merlin]

can you please not dox my shadowpriest logs

[lofty depot]

Or Jonzyp

[pseudo merlin]

thanks

[lofty depot]

Or mjndrust

[jade flume]

in jonzeyp defense

thjat spec is complete ass

[worthy mesa]

can i do those numbers

with elune talent?

[lofty depot]

That spec and ur spec do the same sim dps

Maybe Jonzyp is Jonzyass

[lofty depot]

Post a log

[jade flume]

nah he's a pumper

i played elune so you can

but overall depends on a lot of factors, how fast pulls die, how big are the pulls, other dpsers, if u die, damage profiles

[worthy mesa]

I do not have one sadly

[lofty depot]

Go make one

[worthy mesa]

let me make an acc on that website

[jade flume]

Also decent chance i have better gears than u do

since im a turbo nerd farming balls for crests

[lofty depot]

Same IQ tho, so prob fine

[royal zenith]

nice censorship!!

[exotic perch]

now do that again as bear and compare results looq

we need more data

[jade flume]

We have too many tankermans i cant

[lofty depot]

Don't need to tank as bear

[jade flume]

I'll probably have to heal next week if anything

[exotic perch]

5 tank meta cmon now

[lofty depot]

Can just raze spa.

[exotic perch]

5 bears walk into nalorakk's den

[lofty depot]

We did 3 last night

Rsham for lust

[jade flume]

tbh i cba with bear, bamkin more fun

[lofty depot]

Could've just rotated regrowth on a mage/dev/ele

[jade flume]

man i need to level my shaman still

but im at a leveling low currently not gonna lie

[worthy mesa]

guys

tell me one thing please

if i go in single target as elune

[lofty depot]

Starfire

[worthy mesa]

basicly incarnation -> fury -> 3x star surge -> starfire spam till i can cast surge

and keep dots up right?

[lofty depot]

U fury before incarn

[worthy mesa]

and once i ran out of that i get enough resource to go in eclipse

and spam star surge/ starfire and dots up right?

[lofty depot]

Essentially yes

[pseudo merlin]

well no youre not spamming until you have enough asp for ss

[worthy mesa]

ss?

[pseudo merlin]

surge

[worthy mesa]

what u mean i do not spam

[nimble tangle]

always fury before ecplise

[worthy mesa]

ok

[jade flume]

when is diablo 4 coming out

any knowers

[pseudo merlin]

you mean 5

2-3 years probably

maybe 4

[jade flume]

no

diablo 4 lord of 'atred

28th april though ggs

[pseudo merlin]

ah

idk i stopped caring about that shit game

d5 soon

that one is going to be it

[jade flume]

is d5 actually a thing

[pseudo merlin]

yes

they already started development

[delicate perch]

D5 base game
D5 class bundle
D5 xpac dlc
D5 sub
D5 talent tree unlock
All in Blizz shop now!!

[pseudo merlin]

4 year early preorder

[delicate perch]

(Get nothing for pre-order)

[pseudo merlin]

you get 3 day early access

August 2029

[delicate perch]

Lmfao

[worthy mesa]

instaled loging

[delicate perch]

(It’ll be a buggy mess and servers won’t be stable until September)

[worthy mesa]

will give u guys it once i do one log

[pseudo merlin]

ye the year after

[worthy mesa]

yo ravec

i dmed u the log

or whoever wanna advvice me

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/CDX9pcGbmzdrQgFt

like what mistakes i have made

[pseudo merlin]

just saw

yah you can drop it in here that's just fine

and then you tag @lofty depot

how did you log only the bosses

O_o

I've never seen this before

[drifting nova]

the time is now old man

[worthy mesa]

Idk i just opened the program

@lofty depot

[lofty depot]

U know ur not pressing ur trinket?

[pseudo merlin]

I guess in M0 it just logs bosses

I see a lot of missed casts, no trinket, huge empty gaps

[lofty depot]

Yea I can't see important things wtf

[lofty depot]

Log brome

[drifting nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-12061360726599077047

[dense steeple]

already in shop confirmed?

[drifting nova]

death will infact stop your damage

[loud kettle]

Can see trash too its at the bottom

but yea m0 logs suck

[worthy mesa]

So how bad it is